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'''Salty's User Page Fun Zone and Coloring Book'''
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'''The Joys of Salty'''
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=Me=
=Me=
==General Me==
==General Me==
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Hey there, kids. I'm Salty. I'm 18 and live in San Antonio, Texas, USA. I will only reveal my real name if I am threatened or forced to.
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Hey there, every peoples. I'm Salty, that guy who did that one thing. I'm 14 and live in San Antonio, Texas, USA. I will only reveal my real name if I am threatened or forced to. Currently, I'm starting a movie company with my friends, Shvinkta Productions. (Website: http://shvinkta.pbwiki.com) (Forum: http://s2.forumspring.com/shvinkta/index.php?mforum=shvinkta)
==My H*R Experience==
==My H*R Experience==
I've been a Homestar Runner fan since December 24, 2004, and have seen everything on the site and then some. My cousin came over for Christmas Eve and he showed it to me. The first things he showed me were japanese cartoon, dragon, Teen Girl Squad, and Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon, probably not in that order.  
I've been a Homestar Runner fan since December 24, 2004, and have seen everything on the site and then some. My cousin came over for Christmas Eve and he showed it to me. The first things he showed me were japanese cartoon, dragon, Teen Girl Squad, and Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon, probably not in that order.  
==My Wiki Experience==
==My Wiki Experience==
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I've been a wiki fan since like April of 2005. I was on a forum talking about Homestar, and someone posted a link to the wiki. Of course, I thought it was the greatest thing in the world. I'd known about the Wikipedia, but an entire wiki dedicated to delivering every transcript, Easter egg, item, and character, no matter how minor, to the lucky fans who managed to find there way to the spectacular site known as the Homestar Runner Wiki? Yeah, and entire wiki dedicated to delivering every transcript, Easter egg, item, and character, no matter how minor, to the lucky fans who managed to find there way to the spectacular site known as the Homestar Runner Wiki. It's too good to be true. After a period of time which is totally a mystery, I created an account under the name of "Lappy 486", only using it to vote on STUFF'd facts, and occasionally make a minor edit to a page. It wasn't until November of that year that I changed my name, began to get active, interacted with other members, and really started to contribute to the site.
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I've been a wiki fan since like April of 2005. I was on a forum talking about Homestar, and someone posted a link to the wiki. Of course, I thought it was the greatest thing in the world. I'd known about the Wikipedia, but an entire wiki dedicated to delivering every transcript, Easter egg, item, and character, no matter how minor, to the lucky fans who managed to find there way to the spectacular site known as the Homestar Runner Wiki? Yeah, and entire wiki dedicated to delivering every transcript, Easter egg, item, and character, no matter how minor, to the lucky fans who managed to find there way to the spectacular site known as the Homestar Runner Wiki. It's too good to be true. After a period of time which is totally a mystery, I created an account under the name of "Lappy 486", only using it to vote on STUFF'd facts, and occasionally make a minor edit to a page. It wasn't until November of that year that I changed my name, began to get active, interacted with other members, developed my own reputation, and really started to contribute to the mainspace.
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I have a Trogdor T-Shirt, a Homestar Lite shirt, and all the figurines.
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==Homestar Runner and My Life==
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I make references to Homestar Runner every day. I constantly say "Jorb" and such, I say "I sure did", "Right right", and a lot more that I can't remember. Just all the times. Even on this page here. I pronounce all my G's as J's. So yeah. I even named this one kid Chimendez because I said "You'd better believe it, Chimendez" to him. I didn't even find out his real name for a few weeks.
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I have a Trogdor T-Shirt, a Homestar Lite shirt, and the first set of figurines, and my sister has a Homestar Running shirt, a Lil' Brudder shirt, and the second set of figurines.
==Origin of "Salty"==
==Origin of "Salty"==
How'd I get my name, you ask? Well, it all started one day when my mom made me buy this shirt that said "SALTY" in big letters because it was on sale. When I wore it to school, all the kids started making fun of me and calling me Salty. When I wore it to my cousin's house (the same cousin who turned me on to Homestar Runner) some of his friends came over, and when they asked me what my name was, I simply replied "....Salty."
How'd I get my name, you ask? Well, it all started one day when my mom made me buy this shirt that said "SALTY" in big letters because it was on sale. When I wore it to school, all the kids started making fun of me and calling me Salty. When I wore it to my cousin's house (the same cousin who turned me on to Homestar Runner) some of his friends came over, and when they asked me what my name was, I simply replied "....Salty."
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[[Image:defender_of_the_wiki.jpg|thumb|I earned a jpg image once]]
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[[Image:defender_of_the_wiki.jpg|thumb|I r teh defendxorz!]]
=My Stuff I did/do=  
=My Stuff I did/do=  
*I do lotsa Gnoming, you know, fixing errors and adding little facts and crap.
*I do lotsa Gnoming, you know, fixing errors and adding little facts and crap.
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*I'm on the Recent Changes Patrol.
*I'm on the Recent Changes Patrol.
*I did all of the image descriptions on the Original Book and Where My Hat Is At.
*I did all of the image descriptions on the Original Book and Where My Hat Is At.
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*I '''was''' on the Wecloming Committee, and have probably weclomed about '''263''' new  users.
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*I am on the Wecloming Committee, and have probably weclomed about '''259''' new  users.
*I inspired the Diapers page.
*I inspired the Diapers page.
*I've done a lot on the Teen Girl Squad pages, especially Teen Girl Squad Locations and some on Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters.
*I've done a lot on the Teen Girl Squad pages, especially Teen Girl Squad Locations and some on Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters.
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===Favorite Quotes===  
===Favorite Quotes===  
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*We're also currently a-peeling POTATOES! &mdash;Strong Bad, pet show
 
*"BUT COACH, I DON'T UNDERSTAND." &mdash;Homestar, Yello Dello
*"BUT COACH, I DON'T UNDERSTAND." &mdash;Homestar, Yello Dello
*"AaAah. RaAaAaAah. AaAaAaAaAaah! RaAaAh. Raaerr." &mdash;Homsar, Marzipan's Answering Machine 7
*"AaAah. RaAaAaAah. AaAaAaAaAaah! RaAaAh. Raaerr." &mdash;Homsar, Marzipan's Answering Machine 7
*"Old ladies SUCK!" &mdash;Blue Laser, Shopping for Danger
*"Old ladies SUCK!" &mdash;Blue Laser, Shopping for Danger
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*"So, to claim your prize, just blindfold yourself and walk out on the front stow-oop, o-or stoop. and get ready to receive your free million (punches-in-the-face). Don't delay! Get outside right now! I'm waiting in the bushes!" &mdash;Strong Bad, Marzipan's Answering  Machine 8
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*"So, to claim your prize, just blindfold yourself and walk out on the front stow-oop, o-or stoop. and get ready to receive your free million (punches-in-the-face). Don't delay! Get outside right now! I'm waiting in the bushes!" &mdash;Strong Bad, Marzi's Machine 8
*"Hi there, Belindas!" &mdash;Senor Cardgage, Senor Mortgage
*"Hi there, Belindas!" &mdash;Senor Cardgage, Senor Mortgage
*"You must be girls." &mdash;No "I" In Team Boy, Teen Girl Squad 2
*"You must be girls." &mdash;No "I" In Team Boy, Teen Girl Squad 2
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==Miscellaneous Favorites==
==Miscellaneous Favorites==
===Favorite Movies===  
===Favorite Movies===  
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*Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
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*Signs
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*Pulp Fiction
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*Kill Bill
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*Reservoir Dogs
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*The Dark Knight
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*The Princess Bride
*The Princess Bride
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*Ferris Bueller's Day Off
 
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*The Breakfast Club
 
*Airplane!
*Airplane!
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*Top Secret
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*Ace Ventura (1 and 2)
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*Naked Gun
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*Blazing Saddles
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*Ferris Bueller's Day Off
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*Breakfast Club
===Favorite Foods===
===Favorite Foods===
*Avocados
*Avocados
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*Pizza Rolls
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*Pasta Shells
*Lasagna
*Lasagna
*Steak
*Steak
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===Favorite Bands===
===Favorite Bands===
*Muse
*Muse
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*Radiohead
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*Depeche Mode
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*Rage Against the Machine
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*The Faint
*The Faint
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*The Bravery
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*The Killers
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*Bloc Party
*Placebo
*Placebo
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*System of a Down
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*VNV Nation
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=Not a Guestbook!=
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*Depeche Mode
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