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The ankle is the perfect spot too because I LOVE tube socks! Also, your phone case makes me wonder why Strong Sad hasn't been pinhead for Halloween yet.
This Tweet is a reply to @GothSouljaBoy, who posted photos of a Strong Bad tattoo.

Fun Facts

19 Mar 2018


I'm telling you precisely that right now. There is going to be a Trogdor tabletop game.
This Tweet is a reply to @Rosen_Thorne, who linked to the previous Trogdor board game Tweet, asking why nobody told them about it.
19 Mar 2018


Gotta wait for the Peasant's Quest expansion deck! Throw Baby, Get Old Man Rub, Buy Kerrek a Cold One... all your faves will be there!
This Tweet is a reply to @commtoonist, who replied to the previous Trogdor board game Tweet, asking if there was a "throw baby" card.

Fun Facts

19 Mar 2018


"The Heat of the Hot Stance" was one of Limozeen's sauciest AND most political singles
This Tweet is a reply to @CardiganReturns, who replied to the previous Trogdor board game Tweet, asking how the heat of that hot stance would compare to that of a Hot Jones.
19 Mar 2018


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This Tweet is a reply to @boardgamepepper, who replied to the previous Trogdor board game Tweet, asking if consummate V's were going to be a bonus.

Image Transcript

Consummate V's
Consummate V's
4
AP
Trogdor
has diagonal
movement for
this turn!

Fun Facts

19 Mar 2018


You'll have to wait for the Peasant's Quest Expansion Pack DLC Microtransaction MegaWhatev! Only $39.99 plus all previous reward tiers plus the original LP's digitally remastered for today's stereos! ...wait, what did you ask me again?
This Tweet is a reply to @filbypott, who replied to the previous Trogdor board game Tweet, asking if you could throw baby.
19 Mar 2018


Not when you and your knuckle-headed friends play AS Trogdor! Then it ends in burnination, Trogtriumph, and majesty!
This Tweet is a reply to @bittercold, who replied to the previous Tweet, asking what the point of a Trogdor board game was, when it would all end in flames.
19 Mar 2018


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Hot stance! I'm gonna be @Official_PAX East 2018! Come play the janky prototype of my Trogdor tabletop game (designed with James Ernest @cheapassjames) everyday at 12pm in @kickstarter Couchland (rm 103) and check out my panel on Sunday 4/8 at 1:30pm in the Dragonfly Theater!

Fun Facts

  • This Tweet was pinned on the day it was posted.
  • This is the first official announcement of The Brothers Chaps' appearance at PAX and the Trogdor board game.
  • This Tweet is similar to the announcement on the Index Page, which was added the same day.
19 Mar 2018


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Who doesn't wanna play Peasant's Quest in bite-sized 3-second nuggz?

Video Transcript

{Cut to a WarioWare D.I.Y. screen with a "Pause" button in the top-right corner. The screen shows grassy hills with a tree on the left and a stream of water on the right, with more trees faintly visible in the background. Rather Dashing walks in from the left and falls into the stream with a splash. A Wario bomb appears as the video ends.}

Fun Facts

18 Mar 2018


Write your local Telltale and demand that they vote YES on prop SBCG5AP!
This Tweet is a reply to @tgorman83, who asked if there would be a second season of Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People.

Fun Facts

  • The wording is very similar to a reply from August 2017: "Yes please! Write your local Nintendperson or Rabbitdog and Bunnym'n and vote YES on prop SBCG5AP!"
18 Mar 2018


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That's cause this is what we got the last time Homestar had a "unique domicile:"
This Tweet is a reply to @Tman1224, who replied to Strong Bad's previous reply, saying it's a shame the other characters' unique domiciles are rarely seen.

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16 Mar 2018


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Homestar sketchbook (2007)
This Tweet is a reply to @Breadknight, who linked to the previous Mario Paint Thursday, with the description "Plastic Beach (2011)".

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16 Mar 2018


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Sloshy's so indie-pretentious that their next single is only coming out on those plastic fisher price baby records from the 70's.
This Tweet is a reply to @T3Allingham, who replied to @ItMeIRL, who posted a screenshot of @Mike_Bianchi's post saying that his band is so indie, you need to listen to their songs on 4 seperate CDs at the same time. @T3Allingham said it sounded like sloshy.

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16 Mar 2018


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The only one that matters:
This Tweet is a reply to @candyman106, who asked if the previous Mario Paint Thursday was canon.

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15 Mar 2018


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Emulating is for fakers. I've even got the terrible hard plastic mouse... um... pad(?) that came with it! Running RCA out into the Lappier with one of these type scenarios:
This Tweet is a reply to @PolyphonicLemur, who replied to Strong Bad's previous Mario Paint Thursday, asking if he used an emulator.

Fun Facts

15 Mar 2018


I never knew how badly we all need to get fez'd! Also brother Graw Mad needs to grow a stache at once! Also how come no Marshie? Don't you want it to look like he's sitting up there marshalitizing your brains?!
This Tweet links to @RangerRick's Tweet with pictures of Strong Bad, Strong Mad, The Cheat, and Marzipan as fezes, with mustaches on Strong Bad and Strong Mad.

Fun Facts

  • This contains a reference to -'d.
15 Mar 2018


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Entire dang! Check out Pom Pom's sweet house and yacht! #mariopaintthursdays

Video Transcript

{The Mario Paint animation screen is briefly shown, before cutting to a looping Mario Paint animation of Pom Pom standing next to his house on the side of a cliff at sunset, with a boat in the water beneath the cliff. Waves splash against the cliff. Birds are frozen in midair in the sky. Mario Paint tools are still seen at the top and bottom of the screen, and a mouse pointer moves around before clicking on a button that removes the Mario Paint tools, leaving only the animation. Wave sounds are now heard as the wave splashes against the cliff.}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Oh, hello, my frozen-in-midair-because-I-had-to-choose-between-animating-the-waves-and-animating-you-guys wingèd friends!

Fun Facts

  • This Tweet was pinned on the day it was posted.
  • Pom Pom's house is from the Sketchbook on November 15, 2007.
  • Strong Bad's quote references his "Oh, hello my wingèd friend!" quote from huttah!.
15 Mar 2018


This is so much more disturbing than I remember!
This Tweet is a reply to @BrandonHoang_, who linked to Strong Bad's ultrasound reply from 2016, saying it was when their little girl was a star.
15 Mar 2018


Looks like the ungodly combo of genetic material from Coach Z, Strong Mad, and Marshie. Wait for it:
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
a-jibblie-jibblie!!!
This Tweet is a reply to @MolinaroTom, who posted an image of a cartoon character resembling Coach Z with an open mouth, asking if it was Coach Z.

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14 Mar 2018


I'd be okay with losing Homestar Runner himself to the Julian Sands of Time, though.
This Tweet is a reply to @mostly_charming, who replied to Strong Bad's Flash Tweet, saying that losing homestarrunner.com to the sands of internet time scares them.

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13 Mar 2018


Look @MerriamWebster if you're gonna keep using Trogdor as your unofficial spokesdragon, then at LEAST add 'burninate' to your crusty old tome! (also how bout some free copies? Strong Mad keeps putting the good cereal on the top shelf and a few dictionaries might help me reach!)
This Tweet links to a post from the official Merriam-Webster Twitter account, which posted a GIF from dragon to illustrate the word "chiaroscuro".

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13 Mar 2018


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And so the Porridgemaiden put on Warhol glasses and started using the ocelot as a living brush to paint ironic Spring Break posters. Then, (couldn't resist) Quake 1 AND 2 bad guys came out of the ocelot's ears this time!!
This Tweet is a reply to @CantSayZnds, who won "The Ocelot and the Porridge Maiden" teaser trailer illustrations from the Worldbuilders fundraiser, and asked Strong Bad to deface them.

Fun Facts

  • Andy Warhol is an artist, director and producer.
  • Quake and Quake II are video games.
    • Them coming out of the ocelot's ears is a reference to Strong Bad Classics!, where Doom 2 bad guys come out of the ocelot's ears.
    • The one on the left is a Shambler from Quake I while the one on the right is a Gunner from Quake II
    • Having Quake I and II bad guys is probably a reference to how the two games have completely different sets of enemies, unlike Doom I and II.
12 Mar 2018


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Oh man! I love this new 'can it work' concerned face!
This Tweet is a reply to @PM__Ghost, who replied to Strong Bad's previous Flash Tweet with a screenshot of the Tweet on their phone, with the "Can it work?" image cropped by Twitter so that it looks like a concerned face.

Image Transcript

Can it
work?

12 Mar 2018


When people realize some dumb thing happened longer ago than they want to think it did, they need to stop saying "I feel old" and instead replace "old" with "wizened," "learnéd," "agéd," or "like a hot vampire sighing when no one can relate to their Crimean War jokes."
This Tweet is a reply to @kansasalps, who linked to Strong Bad's previous Flash Tweet, saying they feel old.

Fun Facts

  • "Learnéd" and "agéd" are references to -èd.
  • The Crimean War was fought from 1853 to 1856.
  • This also references how in mythology, vampires age very slowly.
12 Mar 2018


I knew all those deprecated tellTargets would save me one day!!
This Tweet is a reply to @larsiusprime, who replied to the previous Tweet multiple times, giving Strong Bad advice for making a Flash Player emulator.

Fun Facts

  • tellTarget is a Flash function (deprecated since Flash 5) that applies the instructions specified in the statements parameter to the Timeline specified in the target parameter.
12 Mar 2018


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Dear @internetarchive,
You love preserving outdated webstuff. I AM outdated webstuff. How do we make a stable, secure, in-browser flash player emulator that can preserve all our favorite un-skippable website intros from the early aughts. Also all my sbemails.
-Strong Bad

Image Transcript

Shark-
mobile

Can it
work?

Fun Facts

12 Mar 2018


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The pros can keep their squash n' stretch. The Cheat's got sblounch n' stnank!

Image Transcript

beige animation tutorial paper

  • sblounch
  • Stnank
  • peak paunch
  • apex poink

Fun Facts

  • "Squash and stretch" is an animation technique used when something changes shape while bouncing.
11 Mar 2018


Wait, are you suggesting that growing up on Homestar Runner drove your children from home? Doesn't surprise me really. I desperately wanna leave whenever that guys shows up.
This Tweet is a reply to @0freetime's reply to @heathborder's Tweet (with pictures of his kids' Cartoon Characters drawings), saying that his kids grew up on Homestar Runner, and he was now an empty nester.
11 Mar 2018


Hope he can keep those tusks in his dang mouth better than Dijjery Doo!
This Tweet is a reply to @RevAndyKarlson, who linked to @LeftistScumbag's Tweet with pictures of a Chinese water deer with tusks, asking if Dijjery Doo escaped from his crate.
10 Mar 2018


SBCG4AP doesn't count. As far as I'm concerned, Dangeresque 3 remains unreleased.
This Tweet is a reply to @thydungeonman, who replied to Strong Bad's "criminal projective" reply, saying that making Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective pay-only was evil.
9 Mar 2018


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I'm channeling some Manhunter: New York pretty hard with this flaming peasant. #mariopaintthursdays

Video Transcript

{Cut to a screen playing a looping Mario Paint animation of a peasant with a flaming hood. Hills with burninating thatched-roof cottages are in the background, along with a shadow of Trogdor. A Mario Paint rendition of the Trogdor theme plays.}

Fun Facts

  • This Tweet was pinned on the day it was posted.
    • This makes it the first Mario Paint Thursday to be pinned.
  • Manhunter: New York is a 1988 Sierra adventure game.
8 Mar 2018


No wonder the KOT was so drawn to it!
This Tweet is a reply to @MagentaWig, who pointed out that the swimming pool full of Fluffy Puff Translucent Dessert Related Substance in winter pool would have smelled like animal carcasses.
7 Mar 2018


Oh pants-dang! Thanks for donating your hard-earned cash for some maybe-earned swag! That poster looks best framed with stuffed pizza crust!
This Tweet is a reply to @McFillly, who posted a photo of a Trogdor poster signed by The Brothers Chaps, won from the Worldbuilders fundraiser.

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6 Mar 2018


I prefer "Bananas from the 'bove."
This Tweet is a reply to @CFaulkenburg, who replied to @Bob_Lesh's photo of a grocery store sign reading "Banana's by the each", asking if Strong Bad wrote the sign (possibly referencing "per each" from Decemberween Dangeresque).

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5 Mar 2018


Bonus points for making it a Powered By The Cheat-style Strong Bad! May that baby one day dance with Baby Styles on the deck of a deep sea fangly fish!
This Tweet is a reply to @JaneTV, who drew Powered by The Cheat Strong Bad on their baby's onesie.

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3 Mar 2018


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Some kind of CRIMINAL projective?!!
This Tweet is a reply to @JCPbone, who replied to the previous reply, saying Strong Bad's picture could be turned into a projective personality test.

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2 Mar 2018


Oh great! Now all those crappy Intro to Psych kids are gonna think I'm schoolwork! Ooh, unless you think they'll develop some kinda complex because of me! Can I please get a complex named after me?!
This Tweet is a reply to @JCPbone, who offered his college students extra points if they identified Strong Bad's picture on an exam.
1 Mar 2018


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Not exactly #mariopaintthursdays but check out this Powered by The Cheat WarioWare! You can do it! You will do it...

Video Transcript

{Cut to a bouncing, cartoonish, old-looking TV with Wario's face on it. "D.I.Y. Games" is written at the top, with a gold "W" above that. A green "001" appears briefly as music plays.}

{Cut to a Powered by The Cheat scene with Strong Bad on the left and Homestar on the right. The text "Nine Times!" appears briefly. A glove cursor hovers over the screen. Strong Bad begins kicking Homestar in the face with a sound effect. Each time, the number of times appears at the bottom. At 5 times, a Wario bomb appears in the corner, and the wire slowly gets shorter with a spark at the end. At 8 times, the bomb starts counting down from 3. At 9 times, Homestar's head explodes and Strong Bad dances. Wario is heard laughing. The bomb explodes. Cut back to the beginning screen. Wario's face laughs on the TV.}

Fun Facts

  • This is the first Thursday since Mario Paint Thursday's creation on February 1st to not have a Mario Paint Thursday.
  • The video was made using WarioWare D.I.Y. Showcase, the partner game of WarioWare D.I.Y..
  • The scene is from Crazy Cartoon. Powered by The Cheat Strong Bad's quote, "I can do it. I will do it nine times." is referenced in the Tweet text.
1 Mar 2018


Double style! 2 beef's worth! 💪🏼💪🏼
This Tweet is a reply to @Strong_Badam, who posted a picture of a man (presumably himself) with a Trogdor shirt on pointing at a Trogdor poster.

Fun Facts

24 Feb 2018


Your pink options are very limited in Mario Paint! Give an out-of-date hardware-usin' artist a break, man!
This Tweet is a reply to @FugitivePhysics, who replied to the previous previous Mario Paint Thursday, saying that the melonade looked purple.
24 Feb 2018


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I can't find who tweeted this pic saying it reminded them of StrongBadZone, but this could finally make going zero miles per hour worthwhile.

Video Transcript

{Cut to a car screen with "0 mph" in the middle. Below it is a field of red dots moving forward and backward. Vector Strong Bad's face appears inside the 0 as the StrongBadZone theme plays. The "0 mph" moves across the screen like Vector Strong Bad as the camera zooms in to the 0. The "0 mph" stops in the middle of the screen as the music stops.}

VECTOR STRONG BAD: {unspoken; in white text above} Your Fuel Efficiency A Splode

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23 Feb 2018


How can they be 'dug up' when my whole existence is contained within the bowels of the Internet? Maybe 'found in the couch cushions' is more accurate.
This Tweet is a reply to @Neko_Ed, who replied to the previous Mario Paint Thursday, saying the references were dug up from the bowels of the Internet.
22 Feb 2018


I can pretty much guarantee that you were the only people on the planet doing that yesterday! Or quite possibly ever.
This Tweet is a reply to @tyler_seip792, who replied to the previous Tweet, saying he and his sister were making sounds from Bronco Trolleys the previous day.
22 Feb 2018


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Homestar's disgusting fav snack the Bronco Trolley is hiding behind his cool refreshing melonade.#bronctro #mariopaintthursdays

Video Transcript

{Cut to a screen playing a looping Mario Paint animation of a glass of purple melonade on a round white table, with a bronco trolley behind it. Water drops appear and go down the glass. The room is orange, and there is a blue couch nearby.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {voiceover} Marzipan! Have you seen my Bronco Trolley? Marzipan? {deep voice} Mar-zeee! {normal voice} No? I can't find it anywhere. I found my favorite janked-up bendy straw. I'm usin' that in my melonade! But I gotta find that bronc' tro'! Somebody get me that bronc' tro'.

Fun Facts

  • This Tweet references bronco trolleys and melonade, two foods that were mostly mentioned in the early days of the site.
22 Feb 2018


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This Tweet is a reply to @cvrsecatcher, who asked if a playlist of Skills of an Artist is available.
This Tweet links to the Skills of an Artist playlist on YouTube.
21 Feb 2018


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Master the mini mountain range to create your own Barf Bag with this Skills of an Artist!

Video Transcript

See Barf Bag

Fun Facts

  • This Tweet was pinned on the day it was posted.
21 Feb 2018


You'd have to ask the @Worldbuilders_ crew! I sent them a buncha awesome/dumb stuff! I hope you're one of the winners! Sorry I don't know more man! (Whoa, I need to make up a superhero called Don't Know More Man')
This Tweet is a reply to @AJLunaXR, who asked if the winners of Worldbuilders' fundraiser would be announced.
16 Feb 2018


I guess I could if peoples wouldn't fall asleep watching. I have to employ Undo Dog extensively!
This Tweet is a reply to @heathborders, who asked about recording or broadcasting the process of Mario Paint animation.

Fun Facts

  • Undodog is a Mario Paint character that undoes the last action. He was previously mentioned in the Super NES DVD commentary.
16 Feb 2018


Um, does every animation I make with obsolete software count as canon? Cause if so I made this, like, sliced ham guy shooting chicken gravy at the Poopsmith the other day that I would LOVE to include.
This Tweet is a reply to @jrgolden42, who replied to the previous Mario Paint Thursday, asking if this was the first canon unobscured appearance of Champeen.

Fun Facts

15 Feb 2018


More like 'Everybody hates the Homeschool Winner. He is a terrific mathlete.'
This Tweet is a reply to @McLeanBen, who replied to the previous Tweet and asked about Homeschool Winner, referencing the Original Book's introduction.
15 Feb 2018


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Mario Paint Thursday! Champeen bests Preshy and Rafferty for the GOOOOLD! (acourse she's always wearing that gold medal which I suspect is maybe just chocolate gelt)

Video Transcript

{Cut to a screen playing a looping Mario Paint animation of Champeen dancing on the #1 spot on a gray podium. Rafferty is 2nd, and Preshy is 3rd. They both look down sadly. The sky is dark blue with swirly clouds. A Mario Paint rendition of Everybody Everybody plays.}

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15 Feb 2018


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Make way for The Makeromancer!

Video Transcript

{Cut to a WarioWare D.I.Y. screen with a "Pause" button in the top-right corner. The screen shows The Makeromancer on the right side of the screen, in front of a light purple background with darker purple hearts. On the left side, there is a chicken drumstick, with the King of Town's head below it. The text "MAKEROMANCE!" appears briefly. A stylus taps The Makeromancer, causing him to thrust his hand out. Green smoke appears around the chicken drumstick and the King of Town as the screen shakes. The chicken drumstick and The King of Town move around, as hearts appear in the middle of the screen and confetti comes down.}

Fun Facts

14 Feb 2018


Hey man! At least link to the official one with better quality video and audio! It increases my Mindy Cred!
This Tweet is a reply to @Nervospanda, who linked to an unofficial YouTube upload of Teen Girl Squad Issue 12.
This Tweet links to the official YouTube version of Teen Girl Squad #12.
14 Feb 2018


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This Tweet is a reply to @Russet_burbank, who replied to the previous Tweet with a reference to "technological romance", as it was posted on Valentines' Day.
14 Feb 2018


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Skills of an Artist - PC/CGA - Disk 1 of 17

Video Transcript

See Diskette

Fun Facts

  • This Tweet was pinned on the day it was posted.
14 Feb 2018


Should be fixed now. Turns out we had to downpatch the firmware of our entire Edgar suite of products. They're intentionally forwards-nonpatible!
This Tweet is a reply to @_Hosoke, who alerted Strong Bad to HTML issues, saying "someone dropped a train on your HTML".

Fun Facts

  • Strong Bad mentions Edgar.
13 Feb 2018


Yes + yes = OHSWEETJIMYES!
This Tweet links to @TrevorHalligan, whose wife bought a landscape painting from Goodwill Industries, and added a Trogdor made of Perler beads, burninating houses.
12 Feb 2018


Oh man, that is some serious sensemake right there, my friend.
This Tweet is a reply to @Dasyati, who replied to the Guitar Tweet, saying they call it a "Zhoop 3D" because it increases the Z-scale of the hoop 3D.
11 Feb 2018


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Limozeen vs. Bozar has gone GOLD! Congrats to Videlectrix for always being up to date on the latest handhelds and consoles! #worthwhilein2018

Video Transcript

{Cut to a WarioWare D.I.Y. screen with a stylus in front of it. There is a "Pause" button in the top-right corner and a bomb in the bottom-left. The screen shows outer space, with Limozeen's Space Machine on the left, and a giant Bozar on the right. The Space Machine moves up and down quickly, and Bozar moves up and down slowly. The text "Shoot Eyes!" appears briefly. The stylus taps twice, causing the Space Machine to shoot twice. The second shot hits Bozar's eyes, making his head turn red as the screen shakes. The bomb counts down "3, 2, 1" and explodes just as the video ends.}

Fun Facts

11 Feb 2018


Mod of the year. Can you please ragdoll physics drop him from a plane or crane or in front of a train?
This Tweet is a reply to @oofer_gang, who posted a Grand Theft Auto: Vice City mod featuring Homestar.
11 Feb 2018


Shutter? What speed? 1/8? 1/30? 1/250?! And what ISO are we talkin about here?!?
This Tweet is a reply to @Jae_X_16, who replied to Strong Bad's @homestarrunner reply, saying "I shutter at the thought" of the possible consequences of Strong Bad lacking verification.
10 Feb 2018


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Naw, Parchmenty was a few kingdoms over in the uppity, know-it-all realm of Frillscholar. From the Peasant's Quest novelization:
This Tweet is a reply to @filbypott, who replied to the previous linocut link asking about Parchmenty and its relation to Peasantry.

Image Transcript

PagFor untold ages, the chivalrous realm of
Pageantry had been at war with their adjacent
neighbor, the deplorable kingdom of Bigotry. Their
borderlands were a permanent battlefield and
those unfortunate peasants caught in the midst of
it all did their best to eke out an existence while
the war raged around them. Eventually, just before
the Age of Trogdor, the land on which the armies
fought became so ravaged and war-torn -and the
peasants that occupied it so smelly and
unattractive- that neither side would claim it.
Pageantry said the land was far too ugly and low
brow to be a part of their realm and Bigotry wanted
nothing to do with those "weak-kneed, weak-mead
quaffers". With no realm to call their own, the
peasants of the borderlands grumbled together a
meager government and began calling themselves

the kingdom of Peasantry.
10 Feb 2018


Lookit those On-Point Kings back there! Ready to hit up those back alley walls with tags like CH8-1, TWICEBUTT, and HEYBUBSGETKETCHUPFLAVOREDSNOWCONESBACKINSTOCK2018!
This Tweet is a reply to @CamStrikesBack, who made a concession stand for a Bubs figurine, with figurines of Homestar in front and Strong Bad and The Cheat in back.

Fun Facts

10 Feb 2018


Looks like the illuminated illustrations from the faded parchmenty works of Leomardbury Chauceinterviews! Such haunches!
This Tweet links to @CharlemagneSeb, who referred to their previous Trogdor linocut and posted one of a Cheataur playing The Cheatar.

Fun Facts

9 Feb 2018


Dunno who that @homestarrunner account is but it's not the real deal. Looks like it's run by a Grape Nuts twitterbot to me.
This Tweet is a reply to @klobo21, who had recently found out that @StrongBadActual and @homestarrunner were on Twitter.

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9 Feb 2018


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Look at these tropical breezes blow! #mariopaintthursday

Video Transcript

{Cut to a screen playing a looping Mario Paint animation of The Cheat in Strong Badia at sunset. The Cheat's hair and the flag both blow in the wind. A Mario Paint rendition of the Strong Badia National Anthem plays.}

Fun Facts

8 Feb 2018


It's a custom 13-string. All high E's for maximum squealage. The human eye can't perceive them at this scale.
This Tweet is a reply to @richcox, who also noted the lack of strings on the guitar.
7 Feb 2018


This was a drawing lesson. If I have to spell out 'draw straight lines' for you, then you need to go back to my remedial courses: Skills of a Kid What Can Barely Hold A Crayon.
This Tweet is a reply to @bucketcapacity, who also noted the lack of strings on the guitar.
7 Feb 2018


It's a custom 13-string Les Gibsonez Exploding Consummate V. No way I could draw all those strings on there, man!
This Tweet is a reply to @teeiniowa, who noted the lack of strings on the guitar.
7 Feb 2018


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Learn to Zshoop 3D the Strong Bad Way with a new Skills of an Artist!

Video Transcript

See Guitar

Fun Facts

  • This Tweet was pinned on the day it was posted.
7 Feb 2018


Sweet Puttin' Cakes for the Videlectrix Fhone Machine 4! It was great until they added per-pixel microtransactions. Cost $5.99 just to pick the color for your 4x4 pixel ball!
This Tweet is a reply to @aparrifan2016, who asked about the game in the Sweet Puttin' Cakes Tweet.
6 Feb 2018


Toothpicks woulda made that video even better!!
This Tweet is a reply to @abstractgrant, who replied to the previous reply, saying the sculpture had toothpicks inside.
4 Feb 2018


Why would you make this and NOT send me the accompanying video of a ravenous toddler devouring her?!
This Tweet is a reply to @abstractgrant, who posted a sculpture of Marzipan made out of marzipan.
4 Feb 2018


If the hype train is just replying to some rando on twitter, then it has already derailed.
This Tweet is a reply to @EmmaRoseFerrar2, who replied to the "Soon" reply, saying "all aboard hype train".
2 Feb 2018


OR I was clearly referring to Space Based Missile emails. Which I regularly harass both NORAD and DARPA with every six months.
This Tweet is a reply to @TylerSchmidt8, @kamartenn, and @LVL58Designs, who replied to the previous reply, discussing the misspelling of "sbemail".

Fun Facts

1 Feb 2018


So you want me to not do anything until there's a new sbmemail? Cool, talk to you in 6 months.
This Tweet is a reply to @LVL58Designs, who asked for more emails.
1 Feb 2018


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Mario Paint Thursdays?! New tradition? Or thing I'll totally forget about in two weeks?

Video Transcript

{A TV is shown playing a looping animation in Mario Paint of Homestar in The Field, with a smooth talking animation that has him repeatedly make an "ooh" shape with his mouth. The TV has "TeeBee" written on the side, and the top of the screen has a bar that reads "SPEED 10", along with a row of squares fading from yellow to red. The bottom of the screen has some icons.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {voiceover} Ooh, it's smooth-mouth Homestar! What am I sayin'? Froosh, swoosh, boosh, moosh... Naw, there's gotta be a sentence I can make with these vowel sounds. Let's see. {mostly monotone; trying to match his speech to smooth-mouth Homestar's} How—do—you—move—four—more—doors—to—your—dorm—room—Lou?

{The "SPEED" in the corner changes to 13 as a pink flyer appears:}

NEED
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Moving 4 more
doors to my
dorm room!
CONTACT LOU!
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HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hey, that's pretty good!

{The flyer disappears; a beep sounds, and the clip of smooth-mouth Homestar is rewound at high speed}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {rapidly} How-d'you-move-four-more-doors-t'your-dorm-room-Lou-how-d'you-move-to-dor— {quickly becomes unintelligible} —to-door-boom-maloom-baloom.

{Beep— the clip resumes playing normally; the "SPEED" changes back to 10}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {again matching his speech to the onscreen Homestar} Now—you—should—do—your—stew—home—work—Lou. {normally} Do your stew homework. Get in there, Lou!

{A "Stew Homework" paper is slapped onto the screen:}

Stew
Homework
  1. How many ingredients are
    needed to be a true stew?
  2. What are the 5 differences
    between a soup and a stew?
  3. Is chili a stew?
  4. When is it appropriate to use
    the phrase, "Baby, you got a
    stew going?"
  5. Make some stew. Make it good.
    Deliver to my house by dinner.

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1 Feb 2018


I dunno about the rest of your progress report... but you get an 'E' in the 'Uses time wisely' column.
This Tweet is a reply to @DogGirlsonDrugs, who posted old drawn theories on typing with boxing gloves and holding items without visible arms.
30 Jan 2018


Whoa, maybe 'Dangeresque: The Long Buffet' is the gritty reboot the franchise needs! Pom Pom to direct!
This Tweet is a reply to @NewtonVerbatim, who replied to the previous Tweet, saying the long buffet is better than the short buffet or the Jimmy buffet.
30 Jan 2018


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The long buffet is calling?! Recently unearthed unused Dangeresque lyrics from the Strong Bad Sings sessions!

Image Transcript

so dangerous,
so dangerous
he fights the law, but
he also fights the crime
but not as much
dangeresque!

is dangeresque his
name? or is it just
what they call him
cause his shirt says
dangeresque? dangeresque!

cool glasses
cool glasses

that guy is dangeresque
the mighty oak has
fallen, the long buffet
is calling

Fun Facts

  • These are alternate lyrics to The theme from DANGERESQUE II: This time, it's not Dangeresque I. It is mostly the same, except:
    • The verse about his name has been replaced with a verse about Renaldo.
    • The "cool glasses" line has been moved to later.
    • "The long buffet is calling" has been replaced with "if the movies have taught me anything, he'll get the girl".
30 Jan 2018


Okay never mind.
This Tweet is a reply to @KidclassicsKc, who replied to the "Soon" reply, again asking "when".
30 Jan 2018


I don't even wanna see what unholy horror results when you open his 'mouth.'
This Tweet is a reply to @xArc_Knightx, who posted a picture of Homsar drawn on the side of a fist, with the thumb as Homsar's mouth.
30 Jan 2018


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Soon.
This Tweet is a reply to @KidclassicsKc, who asked when the next email will be made.

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30 Jan 2018


Oops. I meant 'such WONDERFUL jerks.'
This Tweet is a reply to @realHarperTurek, who replied to the Peasant's Quest video, warning Strong Bad to be nice to computer nerds for the sake of the wiki.
29 Jan 2018


I stole this clip from some streamdorker online. But I figure I invented Trogdor so technically this clip belongs to me. Don't worry. Your Strong Bad typing sound is safe and... um... sound.
This Tweet is a reply to @anthonypants, who noted that the typing sound in the previous video is different from the normal Strong Bad typing sound.
29 Jan 2018


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This is definitely my fav death from Peasant's Quest. Adventure game programmers are such jerks!

Video Transcript

{Cut to the "Outside mysterious cottage" screen from Peasant's Quest. The score is 2 out of 150. Rather Dashing walks up to the cottage. "move stone" is typed into the command bar, and the stone is moved.}

You slide the stone over to
reveal a little hole. If
only you could cut off your
arms, legs, and head you
might be able to squeeze
through!

{"cut off arms legs and head" is typed into the command bar.}

Very funny. You have
trouble cutting out coupons
in the weekly 'Peasant
Penny-Pincher' circular.
I'd like to see you try.

{"try" is typed into the command bar.}

Okay, fine. You try to cut
off your hard-earned
extremities. It doesn't
work. You dead. Thanks for
nothing.

{The Game Over screen is shown.}

29 Jan 2018


He refused to specify which!!
This Tweet is a reply to @lordneximilian, who replied to the "Human Infield Fly Rule" Tweet asking which were being inhaled, the hot dogs or the fans.
29 Jan 2018


Lemme know how this year's Pay Per Viewvor Series turns out! #nofreakout #noconfetti #nonothin #fornobody
This Tweet is a reply to @chelzie, who posted a picture of a Strong Bad poster being held by a fan at a World Wrestling Entertainment event.

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28 Jan 2018


I say execution be embraced in this instance!
This Tweet is a reply to @GenecoInheritor, who replied to the previous Tweet, saying that the joke was still clever despite its execution.
28 Jan 2018


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Okay, @hometimrunner here's photo(quite)graphic evidence of Strong Sad's failed baseball mascot 'The Human Infield Fly Rule.' The idea was that he'd douse unsuspecting fans' hot dogs with his 'enzyme' before inhaling them two at a time.
This Tweet, while not technically a reply, refers to Strong Bad's reply to @hometimrunner.
28 Jan 2018


I wouldn't recommend getting into Homestar Runner personally. Lately he's starting going, 'preciate ya,' at totally inappropriate times.
This Tweet is a reply to @GarrettEulett, who replied to @Enophano's Homestar Runner and Making Fiends mashup, saying he never got into Homestar Runner.
28 Jan 2018


In the one year that Strong Sad dabbled in being a baseball stats nerd, he tried to pitch himself as a mascot called "The Human Infield Fly Rule." He was half mutant fly, half baseball diagram. The world was not ready.
This Tweet is a reply to @hometimrunner, who linked to an Atlanta Braves Tweet counting down to the reveal of the new mascot, and compared the screen in said Tweet to Strong Bad's technology.

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28 Jan 2018


Oh man I heard a rumor that Limozeen guitarist Gary Palaroncini tried to have additional arms surgically attached to his knees so he could play that thing! Best he could do was pulleys and mannequins. Still got a mention in 'Fret Magic for the Practicing Musician' though.
This Tweet is a reply to @NealSilvester, who linked to a Tweet depicting a nine-necked guitar and asked to see the hardest chord ever played on it.

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28 Jan 2018


Yeah @netflix how come the Bloodied Tree Animals shorts are on your streamins but not my magic blend of obscure tech humor and portmanteaus?
This Tweet links to a Tweet by @sebville suggesting Strong Bad Emails on Netflix.

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24 Jan 2018


This is, what they call in the business, a sound educational idea.
This Tweet is a reply to @medievaliste, who had the idea of adding a Trogdor unit to her music class.
24 Jan 2018


You are one of the good ones.
This Tweet is a reply to @yourpaltrace, who replied to the previous Strong Badman Tweet, saying they still use the phrase "IN A BULDING..."
24 Jan 2018


Ja!
This Tweet is a reply to @DrewBrayshaw, who replied to the previous Strong Badman Tweet, asking Stiny to get a Danish insurance agent.
24 Jan 2018


Good thing I didn't VOIP into this comic! I woulda been even more bored outta my decorative gourd in your great aunt's front hallway that she bought at the old lady consignment store.
This Tweet is a reply to @GameAndWatch96, who replied to the previous Tweet, saying it could be a prequel to alternate universe's Strong Badman segment.
24 Jan 2018


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One more from an old notebook. Man, were these Strongbadman comics always so real estate humor focused?!

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{The comic is drawn on lined paper with pencil. Open to a building in a city. A silhouetted figure looks out of the window. Text in the corner reads "in a BuiLDING".}

{Cut to inside the apartment, where a human is talking to the silhouette, who is still looking outside the window}

LANDLORD: Its A 2 BEDROOM, 1 AND A HAlf BATH WITH ALL NeW...

{Cut to the silhouette turning around, revealing himself to be Strong Badman}

STRONG BADMAN: {in block letter text} I'LL TAKE IT!

{Cut to the landlord, covering his mouth with his hand}

LANDLORD: oh my! well don't you at least want to see.,

{Cut to Strong Badman, holding a ping pong ball and paddle}

STRONG BADMAN: ...this ping-pong ball hit you in the ear?

{Cut to Strong Badman hitting the ball with a "TAK" sound, which hits the landlord's ear with a "SMAK"}

STRONG BADMAN: YES!

LANDLORD: OW!

{Cut to Strong Badman laughing}

STRONG BADMAN: HA HA HA! Foolish mortal! how much is my security deposit?

LANDLORD: {offscreen} $750

{Cut to a close-up of Strong Badman}

STRONG BADMAN: good. NOW GET OUTTA MY NeW eViL LAiR

{Cut to the landlord leaving, with a question mark over his head, and Strong Badman facing him, silhouetted}

STRONG BADMAN: I mean apartment.

STRONG BADMAN: get outta my new evil apartment

{Cut to Strong Badman looking out the window again}

STRONG BADMAN: yes, yes. this is a perfect base from which i can strike out at, um... the ciTy we're in.

{Cut to Strong Badman peeking into an empty room}

STRONG BADMAN: secret lab in here

{Cut to Strong Badman's glove pointing to an empty corner}

STRONG BADMAN: foosball table over there

{Cut to Strong Badman}

STRONG BADMAN: very soon this moderately priced 5th-story walk-up will become..

{Cut to an extra wide panel with Strong Badman spreading his arms out}

STRONG BADMAN: ...2 BEDROOMS, 1 & A HALF BATHS OF DOOM!

{Cut to black}

Fun Facts

24 Jan 2018


Sometimes, only onetimes, the 'the' is silent.
This Tweet is a reply to @alienaishas, who replied to the "Cascading Cheat Sheets" Tweet, noting the lack of a "The".
23 Jan 2018


Fine I'll stop. Jerk.
This Tweet is a reply to @ProSonicInc, who replied to "The New Bubs" Tweet, asking if Strong Bad meant "help find more old drawings", along with a GIF of Mr. Meeseeks.
23 Jan 2018


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Some use CSS. I prefer CCS. Cascading Cheat Sheets.

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23 Jan 2018


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I found this old drawing. Please help.
22 Jan 2018


Um, that's a weird question. Do YOU plan on re-uploading yourself with higher quality? Like to reality? You know, better looking, more in shape, fatter bank?
This Tweet is a reply to @bmclaws2000, who asked about re-uploading the toons with higher audio quality.
21 Jan 2018


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Too late! She gone!
This Tweet is a reply to @soupdragon90, who replied to a Dragon Ball-related thread with a reference to the Baba Yaga from Strong Bad Gameways.
21 Jan 2018


I dunno, quotin' Homsar over pics of minors seems like a good way to get yourself banned or NSA red flagged maybe.
This Tweet is a reply to @trippie, who posted a picture of a child in packing peanuts accompanied by Homsar's line from Fan Costumes 2016.

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18 Jan 2018


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Um... Tron Day?
This Tweet is a reply to @lucashoal, who replied to @chocosune's link to Strong Bad's previous Trogday Tweet, misspelling "Trogday" as "Tron Day".

Fun Facts

15 Jan 2018


That's the glare from the burninating countryside/parking lot outside the windows. He scorched the place before making his big entrance.
This Tweet is a reply to @HuckleburyFlynn, who noted that the previous picture appeared to be daytime, despite Trogdor coming in the night.
15 Jan 2018


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Thanks to @BeerWildHeaven for letting burnination into their hearts and their brewery and to everybody who came out to celebrate Trogday! You guys are the coolest!

Fun Facts

  • This Tweet refers to the Trogday event at Wild Heaven Brewery in Georgia two days earlier.
15 Jan 2018


But what about T&C Surf Designs Wood and Water Rage?! I spent months convincing myself that wasn't a total piece of crap!
This Tweet is a reply to @vicfontaine47, who replied to Strong Bad's cheat code reply, reminding Strong Bad about the "LJN Code", which involves throwing away the cartridge.

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14 Jan 2018


Argon Beam Coagulators have been my weapon of choice for years!! I was like the boogeyman for young splenic hemorrhages! "Go to sleep, little hemorrhage. Or Strong Bad will get you with his ABC!" they'd say!
This Tweet is a reply to @colinjparedes, who linked to an National Public Radio Tweet about a surgeon using an argon bean coagulator to mark organs with "SB".
14 Jan 2018


I say we do the entire catalog! Videlectrix Collectrix Volumes 1-5!!
This Tweet is a reply to @roachyman, who suggested a port of TROGDOR! and Stinkoman 20X6 to the Nintendo Switch.
14 Jan 2018


Whoa! Looks like you used the Konami, Data East, Jaleco, KOEI, Tengen, and VIC TOKAI codes all at once!!
This Tweet is a reply to @advazquez93's reply to the HTML TROGDOR! Tweet, an image of the final screen of TROGDOR! showing a high amount of extra mans.
13 Jan 2018


Casiotone CT-405 baby!
This Tweet is a reply to @connorclang's reply to the HTML TROGDOR! Tweet, asking if the sound effects were recorded on an old Yamaha keyboard.

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12 Jan 2018


Baby steps, my friend! Peasant baby steps.
This Tweet is a reply to @MagiKoopa24, who linked to the previous Tweet, asking where Peasant's Quest was.
12 Jan 2018


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We finally lubed up Trogdor's beefy arm with Hypertext Markup Lotion! Play the arcade classic in any browser, on any device, all without Flash!

Happy Freakin' Trogday Everybody!

http://homestarrunner.com/trogdor-canvas ...

Fun Facts

  • This Tweet was pinned on the day it was posted.
  • This Tweet announces the HTML version of TROGDOR!.
  • Hypertext Markup Lotion is from Flash is Dead!.
12 Jan 2018


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Aww! Bummed you can't make it! Feel free to make your own janky version at home!
This Tweet is a reply to @_tgjessie's reply to the previous Trogday Tweet, saying that the United States is too far away.
12 Jan 2018


You make me smile too, @workshopcraft. As much as a weird rectangle of flesh can smile, that is.
This Tweet is a reply to @workshopcraft and @Graphoniac. @Graphoniac asked who makes you smile when you see their name, and @Graphoniac responded with a list of names, including @StrongBadActual.
12 Jan 2018


I tried to explain that to Strong Mad through the closet door but now he just keeps screaming "PHYLUM" over and over. Thx for tryin, tho.
This Tweet is a reply to @ChrisDPiazza's reply to Strong Bad's previous reply, saying some paleontologists refer to Dromiceiomimus as a Struthiomimus, but others keep the original genus.

Fun Facts

12 Jan 2018


Strong Mad heard those were declared a 'nomen dubium' and now he won't come out of his closet! Is it true?! Is it dubious?!
This Tweet is a reply to @ChrisDPiazza's Tweet, saying he can't not say Dromiceiomimus in Strong Bad's voice, referencing his quote in Jibblies 2 when referring to Poodonkis.

Fun Facts

  • A nomen dubium ("doubtful name") is a scientific name that is of unknown or doubtful application.
  • Strong Mad's closet is where Poodonkis is kept.
12 Jan 2018


Don't encourage Coach Z! He calls this whole week 'Dingler Days' and you don't even wanna know how he 'celebrates.'
This Tweet is a reply to @DrewBrayshaw's reply to the previous Tweet, wishing everyone a happy Wormdinglerday.
12 Jan 2018


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Don't forget to come raise a glass in tribute to the Burninator at @BeerWildHeaven (aka the Hot Jones Factory!) tomorrow Jan 13th from 1-3pm! The washed up actor that played Rather Dashing will be there and maybe puppets too!

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10 Jan 2018


No loafing! No personal calls! The break room fridge smells like undead cabbage! Where's the little spray thingy for the whiteboard?!!
This Tweet is a reply to @herrfettgesicht's Tweet, saying his productivity increased because of the Strong Bad drawing on his whiteboard.

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12 Jan 2018


This guy says he did this with his frat brothers. They look like the proud men of Gregga Gregga Gregga to me. Those Tri-Gregs sure know how to party!
This Tweet links to @TheSecretFrog's Tweet that was previously replied to.

Fun Facts

  • This is an appearance of the name Greg. "Tri-Gregs" may be a reference to the four Gregs.
12 Jan 2018


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Whoa! YES! That totally sounds like what the Keepers of Trogdor chant at their black masses/buffet and swap meet!
This Tweet is a reply to @TheSecretFrog's reply to the previous Tweet, linking to an a cappella performance he did with his fraternity brothers.

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11 Jan 2018


Why wasn't I told about this?! How did I miss it?! This is amazing-- I can't beli-- I jus-- Chiggidaba-- PIZZAS FOR ALL!!
This Tweet links to @Rostbarth's Tweet, which links to an orchestrated version of TROGDOR from 2014.

Fun Facts

  • Strong Bad's stuttering is the same as his reaction to The Cheat's music video in Everybody to the Limit.
    • Like Everybody to the Limit, this Tweet also mentions pizzas.
11 Jan 2018


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Check out this old car stereo ad from 2004! For real! Are removable faceplates still a thing?
11 Jan 2018


'Faceinhole!' THAT's what you call those! I'd just been sayin 'weird carnival cutout.'
This Tweet is a reply to @BeerWildHeaven's Tweet announcing the Trogday event, referring to the cutout as a "faceinhole".

Fun Facts

  • Strong Bad refers to it as a "weird carnival cutout" in a previous Tweet.
10 Jan 2018


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Look like Cheatpups. With tails.
This Tweet is a reply to @JaniStrzepek, who linked to @wellwhynot20's drawing of yellow leopard geckos, and referred to them as The Cheats.

Fun Facts

  • That is the Sketchbook sketch from December 30, 2004, "eww. a litter of cheatpups."
    • The image posted is the same image uploaded to the Homestar Runner Wiki.
10 Jan 2018


You have been mistaken all these years my friend! Watch the sbemail. Those are a little detail that comes BEFORE the v's get consummate! Those are, in fact, regimented U's.
This Tweet is a reply to @zachlubarsky, who replied to Strong Bad's previous reply to him, saying the consummate V's are supposed to be on Trogdor's chest (referring to his scales).

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10 Jan 2018


🎵Burninating the fisher price jungle-themed baby jumper, burninating your thigh hairs...🎶
This Tweet is a reply to @CoolStoryChriss, who posted a Trogdor tattoo for Trogday. The baby jumper Strong Bad mentions is seen in the background of the image.
10 Jan 2018


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That's the only way we operate!
This Tweet is a reply to @Hypernukeleosis, who replied to the Trogday Tweet, saying there were no January or Saturday events listed on Wild Heaven Brewery's website, asking if it was a shady, back-alley event, operated behind the bushes until the cops show up.

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10 Jan 2018


No need! The weird carnival cutout thing does it for you!
This Tweet is a reply to @Brian_Lutz, who replied to the Trogday Tweet, asking if you have to look like a peasant, smell like a peasant, and be on fire like a peasant, referencing the three tasks in Peasant's Quest.
10 Jan 2018


In his teeth, spinities, and angry eyebrows where they've always been, man! Where have YOU been putting consummate v's?!
This Tweet is a reply to @zachlubarsky, who replied to the previous Tweet, asking where Trogdor's consummate V's are.

Fun Facts

  • "Teeth, spinedies, and angry eyebrows" are the three things Strong Bad uses consumate V's to draw in dragon.
10 Jan 2018


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ATL fans! In honor of Trogdor's 15th Trogday, come out to the Wild Heaven Brewery (@BeerWildHeaven) in Avondale Estates this Saturday from 1-3pm! Have some cold ones and BECOME the burninator's beefy arm or his flaming peasant victim!

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10 Jan 2018


All-a-ways!
This Tweet is a reply to @SpaceBoarderBen, who asked if The Brothers Chaps were still taking in Tweets for Strong Bad Emails.
9 Jan 2018


Yes! Anyone who still wants new main pages in 2018 gets an automatic yes! Priorities!!
This Tweet is a reply to @ashley_wool, who suggested a Characters from Yonder Website main page.
8 Jan 2018


I'd call that an 'improvement.' Not a 'problem.'
This Tweet is a reply to @ItsSkullhood, who found a problem with their Homestar Runner screensaver; Homestar's head was missing.
7 Jan 2018


THE LEGEND CONCLUTES!
This Tweet is a reply to @cvmikep, who linked to Strong Bad's Level 10 Tweet, saying "THE LEGEND CONTINUTES", in reference to the "CONTINUTE" button on the game's title screen.

Fun Facts

  • The Level 10 trailer ended with "TO BE CONCLUDED..."
6 Jan 2018


Total! We just need to find experts in porting 'games that look like they were from an obsolete console and were played in a now-obsolete player' to a 'current console that plays games that look like they are from an obsolete console'. Simple!
This Tweet is a reply to @Thorn_90 and @TheAnimatedGuy. @Thorn_90 replied to Strong Bad's Level 10 Tweet, asking to get the game on Nintendo Switch, and @TheAnimatedGuy replied, asking for an entire Videlectrix collection on the Switch.

Fun Facts

  • Strong Bad uses "total" in place of "totally".
6 Jan 2018


Same here! I totally suck at it! Mebbe we get them to make you jump higher! Or give you more mans! Or start where you just died 'steada starting over! I mean, the crap, right?!
This Tweet is a reply to @JimmyDonagee, who linked to Strong Bad's Level 10 Tweet, saying that he couldn't even get past Level 1.2.

Fun Facts

  • Strong Bad says mans, which is the term for "lives" used in the game.
6 Jan 2018


What if they forgort to port!!
This Tweet is a reply to @pocketsfluff, who linked to Strong Bad's Level 10 Tweet, saying that Stinkoman 20X6 should be ported to the Shovel Knight engine.

Fun Facts

  • Strong Bad quotes Coach Z's line from mini-golf.
6 Jan 2018


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In honor of Stinkoman's 15th birthday today, Videlectrix has decided to throw down the 8-bit gauntlet (to themselves I guess?)!

Video Transcript

{Cut to Stinkoman, silhouetted, standing at the entrance to the castle. Stinkoman 20X6-like music plays. The camera pans up to show all of the castle. When it reaches the top, the sky darkens and lightning strikes repeatedly along with thunder. The lightning flashes and cuts to a close-up Stinkoman with his eyes closed.}

STINKOMAN: {subtitled} ZZZ...MMMM. STUMMY FULLA {cut to full view of the castle} PRAWNS...ZZZ... {lightning strikes twice}

{Cut to the shadowy figure in his lair}

SHADOWY FIGURE: {subtitled} UM. IS HE EVER GOING TO COME INSIDE?

{Pan right to 1-Up and Pan Pan. 1-Up has a long yellow beard and hair under his hat. The music abruptly stops.}

1-UP: {subtitled} I GREW A PRODIGIOUS BEARD! {closes his eyes as the beard shines}

{Small Pan Pan-like creatures appear from under Pan Pan. The music plays again.}

1-UP: {subtitled} AND PANPAN HAD A HUNDRED BABIES.

SHADOWY FIGURE: {subtitled} EWWW!

{Cut to Stinkoman}

STINKOMAN: {subtitled} {head nodding off} ZZZ...

{Lightning flash as his head returns upright and he opens his eyes. The music stops again.}

STINKOMAN: {subtitled} {flicking his head backwards twice in a manner similar to Homestar Runner, with audible sound effects} HUH-WHA?

{Mushroom clouds appear around his head and he closes his eyes. The Level 1 music begins.}

STINKOMAN: {subtitled} OH NO! I FEEL ASLEEP!

{The mushroom clouds disappear and he opens his eyes.}

STINKOMAN: {subtitled} I SHOULD PROBABLY START HEADING INTO THAT FORTRESS

{Cut to Stinkoman in his double deuce pose against a fadey blue background, surrounded by moving white lines}

STINKOMAN: {subtitled} FOR THE FINAL CHALLENGE!!

{Cut to Stinkoman, silhouetted, standing at the entrance, similar to the start of the video. The music stops again.}

STINKOMAN: {subtitled} COMIN' UP HERE...

{Cut to a full view of the castle. Pause.}

STINKOMAN: {subtitled} PRETTY SOON.

{Cut to a dark gray screen. The Level 1 music plays as white text appears. The first line appears letter by letter, similar to the subtitles, and the rest of the text fades in all at once.}

TO BE CONCLUDED...

STINKOMAN 20X6 LEVEL 10
COMING IN 2018 TO A
FLASH PLAYER FROM 2005.

{Stinkoman's sprite runs from the right side of the screen to the center, running in place as he is slowly silhouetted. The music fades out.}

STINKOMAN: {jumping in the air; unsubtitled} 20X6!

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6 Jan 2018


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I take it all back!! I shoulda drawn THIS draccus! The chubcus! You could climb up his belly rolls like a ladder!

Fun Facts

  • This is another alternate drawing for the Draccus Skills of an Artist. The original drawing can be seen in the upper-right corner of the image.
  • Chubcus is a portmanteau of draccus and chubby.
5 Jan 2018


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Cool to see the FHQ mention in @xkcdComic but count me out! You guys know what that airport is like...

Image Transcript

Welcome To
FHQWHGADS
Int'l AiRPORT!
North Parking Lot:
North PaTO THE LIMIT!
South Parking Lot:
North PaTO THE LIMIT!
Security Wait Time:
North PaTO THE LIMIT!

Fun Facts

  • This Tweet refers to that day's xkcd comic, listing "FHQ" for "Fhqwhgads" in a list of parody airport abbreviations.
  • "Airport" is spelled with a lowercase i in the image.
  • "TO THE LIMIT!" refers to the music video based on Fhqwhgads, Everybody to the Limit.
3 Jan 2018

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Steam AND sugar!!
This Tweet is a reply to @You_Got_Byrned, who shared a photo of a batch of homemade Cheatcake-like cupcakes.

Fun Facts

  • "Steam and sugar" are the ingredients Strong Bad mentions in stupid stuff.
31 Dec 2017


Hmm. I can't tell which one is great. Dictionary peeps referencing Trogdor vs. fast food peeps referencing the obscure sbemail 'what i want.' YOU decide!
This Tweet links to a post from the official Merriam-Webster Twitter account, which posted a GIF from dragon to illustrate the word "draco" (the Latin origin of "dragon").

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28 Dec 2017


Yes, with unlistenable garbage audio. This is at least the sound straight from the soundboard.
This Tweet is a reply to @LeScarletSinger's comment about the Limozeen Live performance originally being uploaded to YouTube channel tdougland.
27 Dec 2017


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The 27th is DecemberZEEN! Download this rare club show from '08 in way-more-than-decent quality audio! (YT video to follow!)

homestarrunner.com/zeenlive08.html

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27 Dec 2017


Ahhhhh!! My parts!!
This Tweet is a reply to @MissDragon42, who posted a drawing of Strong Bad with human-like proportions she made in ninth grade.
25 Dec 2017


Those reactions look about right! Unamused b/w secretly plotting revenge.
This Tweet is a reply to @thediabeatles, who posted a picture of himself giving each member of his family a Deep Impact DVD.

Fun Facts

  • Strong Bad uses "b/w".
25 Dec 2017


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In the Dangeresque universe, Dangeresque Too always gets Dangeresque "Deadly Impact" each Decemberween.

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25 Dec 2017


Um, 'substitue' is the French Canadian spelling! Pronounced (sub-stih-TWAY). Yeah! To go with the theme, see?! NOT a misspelling!
This Tweet is a reply to the Tweet containing the Santaman's Chimney recipe.

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23 Dec 2017


Oops.
This Tweet is a reply to @misshanake, who pointed out the misspelling of "substitute" in the previous Tweet.
23 Dec 2017


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Don't show up at your Decemberween gatherings this year without the season's hottest new bev! Print out, prepare, watch grandma spiral out of control!

Image Transcript

Santaman's Chimney

- 1 part Hot Jones
(if no Jones, subtitue Jenkins, if no Jenkins,
substitue Egg Nog)

- 1 shot your fav Hard Ones
- Dash of liquid smoke
(top with whipped cream and crushed candy canes
to get all lame and foodie on it)

FROM THE CROOKED KITCHEN OF DANGERESQUE

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23 Dec 2017


As soon as you draw tiny cool, cool glasses on a post-it and cut them out!
This Tweet is a reply to @garrant_ryan, who asked when Dangeresque figurines will be available.

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23 Dec 2017


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NEW Decemberween Special!

Dangeresque Puppet Squad:
The Hot Jones Hijack!!
Happy D'ween everybody!

youtu.be/zWpW623yrAU

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23 Dec 2017


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Oh man! I should totally make you one with my totally legit Printelectrix 3D printer! Check it making a thatched roof cottage here!
This Tweet is a reply to @nanirourou, who posted a picture of a headless Strong Bad figurine and asked about a keyboard head replacement.

Fun Facts

22 Dec 2017


Um, how bout we start with that sweet, sweet commercial permission and/or recognition first. Which nobody bothered to get.
This Tweet is a reply to @TheeColin, who commented on Strong Bad's "appearance" in the Arby's Tweet, saying it's about time Strong Bad got those "sweet sweet commercial $$$$".
22 Dec 2017


You'll have to take that up with your local rabbit dog or bunnym'n. Or are they just zombiem'n now?
This Tweet is a reply to @takuminightcore, who asked Strong Bad to make a second season of Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People.

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22 Dec 2017


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Hard Drivin for PC/Amiga!
This Tweet is a reply to the previous Tweet.

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21 Dec 2017


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Secret tricks of the Dangerdesque!

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21 Dec 2017


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Maybe this is all just payback for this. The mythological crossover fast food sandwich of legend!
This Tweet is a reply to @arisuvix, who pointed Strong Bad to @Arbys's recent Tweet.

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20 Dec 2017


Nothing I signed on for. They don't even tell everybody the reference is from Sbemail 163! I even had to look that old cartoon up!
This Tweet is a reply to @McLeanBen, who commented on Strong Bad's "appearance" in the Arby's Tweet.
20 Dec 2017


Blubb-O's, that is. Also, is that dayglow red monstrosity a fried chicken tikka masala sandwich?! If so, Strong Sad will take 12.
This Tweet is a reply to his previous reply to @Arbys.

Fun Facts

20 Dec 2017


Sorry guys. I'm already sworn to Blubbo's.
This Tweet is a reply to the official Arby's Twitter account, which posted a video with a live-action Strong Bad Dancin' Musical Nobot from what I want to promote their product.
20 Dec 2017


Lemme see if I can dig that dirge-y mess up!
This Tweet is a reply to @Roobix_Cubes, who requested a high-quality version of the holiday version of the Intro song from A Holiday Greeting and the Decemberween Email Menu.
19 Dec 2017


I will! I have the whole thang ding ready to upload! Video and audio! Gimme few days!
This Tweet is a reply to @DieLobsterguy, who requested that Strong Bad release a high-quality version of Limozeen Live! similar to the high-quality version of Hooked on Decemberween.

Fun Facts

  • The spoonerism "thang ding" originated in too cool.
  • The songs were released eight days later.
19 Dec 2017


I was thinkin' the SAME THING!
This Tweet is a reply to @omelettecounty's doodle of Strong Bad kicking Homestar, to which @Spat856 was wondering if he could do it nine times.
19 Dec 2017


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Have a link to a crappy HTML page with your fav D'ween songs. Finally in high-ish quality! homestarrunner.com/decemberweensongs.html
19 Dec 2017


No way! That Viking dragon has one of those greasy, whispy combovers. Looks like Nordump, Trogdor's depressing cousin that's always asking to borrow consummate V's and never gives them back.
This Tweet is a reply to @heatherbeamatz, who offered a Viking-era slate drawing of a dragon as "historical evidence for Trogdor".

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18 Nov 2017


Nobody paid me nothing or asked permission or anything. I mostly hate chicken. Especially... in a pan.
This Tweet is a reply to @UnknownNeo and @Lordofthesuplex, who were discussing Strong Bad's unofficial appearance in Robot Chicken.

Fun Facts

  • Strong Bad's last sentence refers to his description of an undesirable slumber party meal.
18 Nov 2017


Don't know what that is and don't care!
This Tweet is a reply to @thomaspercyfan, who asked Strong Bad's opinion on his unofficial appearance in Robot Chicken.
18 Dec 2017


Nothing I agreed to.
This Tweet is a reply to @MattLovehammer, who commented on Strong Bad's unofficial cameo in a recent Robot Chicken episode.
18 Dec 2017


Until the cardboardium spear was SHATTERED into 8 pieces! Each shard conveniently landing in a different biome right next to a very large, very angry creature with easy to recognize patterned behaviors! Reunite the shards! Press START!
This Tweet is a reply to @MercMaistro, who tried to come up with a story behind the Trogdor linocut and Strong Bad's spear.

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15 Dec 2017


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Also, already taken though.
This Tweet is a reply to the same Tweet he replied to previously.

Fun Facts

  • Strong Bad shows a screenshot from The Cheatar, the short featuring the gigantic Fender Stratocaster made for Guitar Mania.
15 Dec 2017


I shoulda seen it. Perfection!
This Tweet is a reply to @adamheine, who suggested the name "Cheetaur" for Strong Bad's steed in the linocut.
15 Dec 2017


This linocut is amazing!! But whattaya call that thing I'm riding? A Cheatsteed? Cheatmount? A wild Cheatstang? Anybody else? I'm open to suggestions!
This Tweet links to a post from @CharlemagneSeb featuring a fanmade linocut of Strong Bad facing Trogdor with a spear riding a The Cheat-like steed, in the midst of a burninated landscape.
15 Dec 2017


Total jerks the Brothers Chaps are about to be on @LibraryRadio's podcast Lost in the Stacks on 91.1FM WREK in the ATL at noon! They will talk too much and play some cool old 7 inches!

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15 Dec 2017


Whoa! A rare, deep cut. I'll have to dig through some moldy old VHS piles to see if I can find it!
This Tweet is a reply to @StrikerObi, who was a student when The Brothers Chaps visited Florida State University, and wanted to know if the clip of Puppet Homestar from their presentation was still around.
15 Dec 2017


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Here's an alt attempt at a @PatrickRothfuss draccus from yesterday. This one was more sperm whale/70's van than toothpaste dollop.

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14 Dec 2017


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Won't you join Homestar for whatever the crap a sweet winter's blush is?

Video Transcript

{Open to the cross-stitched "A Decemberween Snowment with Puppet Homestar" title screen with the wreath and sprig of holly}

MIKE: {voiceover} Go in again.

PUPPET HOMESTAR: {voiceover} Ah, the first—

MIKE: {cutting him off; voiceover} Uh— come this way a bit more— too much steps. There we go.

{Cut to Puppet Homestar in a Santa hat outside a house while snow is falling}

PUPPET HOMESTAR: Ah, the first hush... of winter's blush. Try and catch snowflakes on your tongue! {tries to catch snowflakes} Ahh. Or— on your mouth-shelf. If you got one. {opens mouth again} Ahhhhhhh... It's very easy to catch them, admittedly, when you have a mouth-shelf. {opens mouth again} Ahhhhhh. {smacks lips} Mmm. Winter's blush. Won't you join me... for a sweet winter's blush?

{Cut to closer shot}

PUPPET HOMESTAR: Isn't that what they call snow? Winter's blush? In the Amateur Snow-Eaters Professional World?

{Cut to a poster for a "Winter's Blush" event:}

Mouth Shelves Welcome!

WINTER'S
BLUSH!

AMATEUR SNOW-EATERS PROFESSIONAL WORLD

PREMIER EVENT!

ANNOUNCER: Winter's Bluuuh...uuh-uuh-uuh-uuuuush!

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14 Dec 2017


Hey Andym'n! Here's a secret link to higher quality mp3's of ALL the Decemberween tunes! homestarrunner.com/decemberweensongs.html
This Tweet is a reply to @AndyIsTweeting, who was distraught because the Cheer Up Coach Z download link seemed to be broken.

Fun Facts

  • Strong Bad calls Andy "Andym'n".
    • He also referred to someone named Andy as "Andyman" in looking old.
14 Dec 2017


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You guys did it! Since you raised over $14K for @PatrickRothfuss and @Worldbuilders_ everyone gets an extra special Skills of an Artist! And one of you lucky donors wins this drawing! Put your skills to such greater use and master the 4 Bean Salad!

Video Transcript

See Draccus

Fun Facts

  • This Tweet was pinned on the day it was posted.
  • The 4 Bean Salad is one of the techniques used in the drawing.
13 Dec 2017


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Last day to donate to @Worldbuilders_ ! Take a lesson from C.J. here! Only $1085 left to go and I'll do a special @PatrickRothfuss themed Skills of an Artist! $10k = 83.3333 goats for needy peeps! Don't you wanna see lotsa thirds of goats?!

Image Transcript

C.J. Claypool donated $73.44

Step 1: Add up the collective dollar amount for the
games currently in your Steam Wish List. Step 2:
Realize that money can be put to MUCH better use
by the folks at Worldbuilder. Step 3: Find a fun
group to pledge through, like Strong Bad's
Goathfuss fund. Step 4: Feel better about the
money you just spent. You were never going to play
those video games anyway.

9 hours ago

11 Dec 2017


I can arrange that!
This Tweet is a reply to @mizzelphug, who would have preferred a Decemberween update through Shark-Tooth Bubs.
8 Dec 2017


Is that on account of the 'Patreon' in 'Patreon-type deal'? Or the whole concept of 'Patreon-type deal' itself? Like what if I set up a 'Stonktreon' campaign? You be into that?
This Tweet is a reply to @jimmyjone, who said he changed his vote on the Patreon poll to "ew, gross" due to it being through Patreon.
8 Dec 2017


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'Tis the weather* for a holiday classic with Puppet Homestar! (*Strong Bad does not respect or condone actually 'tis-ing the weather)

Video Transcript

{Open to the cross-stitched title "A Decemberween Snowment with Puppet Homestar" encircled by a wreath, with a sprig of holly below}

PUPPET HOMESTAR: {voiceover, singing to the opening strains of "Decemberween"} Ba da da da da...

{Cut to Puppet Homestar with a Santa hat and jingle bells, outside a house while snow falls}

PUPPET HOMESTAR: ...Boo doo doo! Decemberween, Decemberween...

{Cut to a snowy pumpkin on the ground; Homestar pops in from the right}

PUPPET HOMESTAR: ...You're fifty-five days after Halloweeeeen!

{Cut back to the first scene}

PUPPET HOMESTAR: Weeeeeeen! {looks at the camera; no longer singing} Winter's blush!

{Title screen appears again. After a few seconds, fade to Homestar and the pumpkin again.}

PUPPET HOMESTAR: {talking to the pumpkin} What are you still doing here? Shouldn't Brainkrieg've gotten you already?

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8 Dec 2017


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Back atcha, stripéd beardym'n!
Member this?
This Tweet is a reply to @PatrickRothfuss, who told Strong Bad he loved him.

Image Transcript

>shred lute

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6 Dec 2017


If we raise a total of $10K for the @Worldbuilders_ fundraiser (they give goats to peeps in need or something!) I'll do a special Skills of an Artist where I teach you to draw a draccus from @PatrickRothfuss' books! Then you can win the drawing! Gonate!
This Tweet links to the Worldbuilders Goathfuss fundraiser.

Fun Facts

  • Draccus was released a week later.
6 Dec 2017


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I freely admit to starting this Skills of an Artist with absolutely no plan! The results speak for themselves!

Video Transcript

See Clownbread

Fun Facts

  • This Tweet was pinned on the day it was posted.
6 Dec 2017


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Here's a nicer quality gif. Not sure why all the jankitude in that little videro.
This Tweet is a reply to his previous Tweet, which was a lower-quality video of the GIF in this Tweet.

Image Transcript

King Castlefunny
King proclaimeth:

h"The Glass is
halALWAYS
half-full with"

Frothman's
FrLITE

6 Dec 2017


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Thanks to @babypopdipstick for creating the missing King Castlefunny artwork for this vintage Frothman's Lite Half-Full Cold Ones bar sign! Every lame man-cave or gross, shared college apartment needs one!

Video Transcript

{There is a wooden wall with a bar sign on it, resembling a castle. On it, there is an advertisement for Frothman's Lite Half-Full Cold Ones, with @babypopdipstick's The King of Town fanart as King Castlefunny. On the left side, there is a brown and white object moving up and down in a wavy fashion.}

Fun Facts

  • This refers to the previous Tweet.
  • A college apartment is mentioned.
5 Dec 2017


This is totally from when King Castlefunny was brought back as the inexplicable pitchman for Frothman's Lite Half-full Cold Ones! Your uncle prolly has a vintage wood-paneled lighted sign of this in his storage unit/current residence!
This Tweet is a reply to @babypopdipstick, who shared fanart of a stylized King of Town.

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5 Dec 2017


Nobody do anything... Gingeresque!
This Tweet links to a photo from @__Beaches__ of an iced gingerbread Strong Bad.

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3 Dec 2017


I say we suggest my ultimate crossover fantasy: Thy Dungeresqueman! Crooked cop rogue-lite textroidvania flask-sim!!
This Tweet is a reply to @xArc_Knightx, who asked about a petition for Telltale Games to make a second season of Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People.

Fun Facts

  • This Tweet features many portmanteaus:
    • "Thy Dungeresqueman" is a portmanteau of Thy Dungeonman and Dangeresque.
    • "Rogue-lite" is a portmanteau of roguelike and lite.
      • Roguelike is a subgenre of role-playing video games, characterized by a dungeon crawl through procedurally generated game levels, turn-based gameplay, tile-based graphics, and permanent death of the player-character.
    • "Textroidvania" is a portmanteau of text and Metroidvania, which itself is a portmanteau of Metroid and Castlevania.
      • Metroidvania is a subgenre of action-adventure games, using game design and mechanics that are similar to Metroid and Castlevania.
    • "Flask-sim" is a portmanteau of flask and sim (abbreviation for simulator).
  • Dangeresque did get a crossover that same month, although it was with Cheat Commandos in Decemberween Dangeresque.
3 Dec 2017


Punchesintheface only!
This Tweet is a reply to @iyeru, who asked if he could donate to the Goathfuss fundraiser in kicks to the butt.

Fun Facts

30 Nov 2017


That's a good instinct, man! But it's to raise money to buy goats!! Can't nobody say Strong Bad don't love goats! They're inherently evil! Those sidewise eyes!
This Tweet is a reply to @letshearitclown, who thought that Strong Bad's promotion of the Goathfuss fundraiser was out-of-character.
30 Nov 2017


But I drink my yogurt from a tube!!
This Tweet is a reply to @Storied_Hope, who replied to @letshearitclown's comment that Strong Bad's promotion of the Goathfuss fundraiser was out-of-character, saying that Strong Bad was losing his edge.

Fun Facts

30 Nov 2017


This is a fantastic use of both time and effort!
This Tweet is a reply to @Mcadical, who shared distorted edited screenshots from too cool and long pants that he said looked like Strong Bad and Homestar's "long lost Lovecraftian cousins".
30 Nov 2017


There's still hope! I have a box of Kick The Cheat larynxes! instagram.com/p/BYO0e6kjNm9/
This Tweet is a reply to @RUFauxRlz, who said they have a Kick The Cheat whose voice doesn't work anymore.

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30 Nov 2017


Oh my style! I now know my new mission in life! To create an inflatable lawn Trogdor you can keep up year round! Who wants to to give-a four dollar-a to my Kickcheater campaign?!
This Tweet is a reply to @brycec1701, who shared a photo of a giant inflatable Christmas dragon at a store.

Fun Facts

  • Strong Bad says "oh my style".
  • Strong Bad's manner of speaking "give-a four dollar-a" is similar to the one in Fan Costumes 2016 during his fake podcasts. Specifically, the lines "Last month, I made-a four dollars" and "Next month, I hope-a to make it a five-a dollabra".
  • "Kickcheater" originated in sbemail206, and is a reference to kicking The Cheat.
30 Nov 2017


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You guys are donating machines! We're almost to the $5000 mark already! Remember, every 10 bucks you donate to @PatrickRothfuss charity, Worldbuilders, gets you another chance to win Homestar crap! Keep it up! classy.org/fundraiser/1216597

Fun Facts

bizcasfri1

{All of Strong Bad's lines are circled, except for the hand-written one.}

{obscured}cas fri

{obscured}is at computer

{obscured}b: i'm almost done with these 3rd quarter projection analysis spreadsheets and
still no sign of...

hs(pops up): my dog!

sb: uuggh. i am not your dog!

hs: rondleman you crack me up. crack. me. up. that's why you're my d-o-g-e.

sb: doge? what're you talking about? i'm strong bad. rondleman works in regional
shipping management resources.

hs: ha ha! oh, that's rich. good one one rondleman, i mean good one my dog. hey,
going to beach themed

restaurant tonight? tonight's ladies' night: music, dancing, they got fake palm
trees. can i catch a ride? cool.

{handwritten on the left side of the text, with a line pointing between "trees." and "can i catch a ride?"}
SB:
YEAH.
NOT
GOING.

pick me up at 6. oh and bring plenty of cash...i'm gonna get at least 4 or 5
appetizers

sb: just get outta {obscured}and let me finish these spreadsheets.

hs: oh, you're no{obscured}inished mine weeks ago. lemme give you a hand
there...

(homestar sma{obscured}rd and the flagrant error comes up)

sb: oh grea{obscured}

hs: hey {obscured}it's my dog too! anyway, i'll
let you
{obscured}
letsee
{obscured}

sb s{obscured}
Some people have curly hair.
Hillary has curly hair.
is being eaten by some kind of
gross worm.
  • The client ext list reads:
CLIENT EXT LIST

Broadermaker (acct) - ext 3310

Pulldonk (rcvbles) - ext 2219

Staverchoff (IT) - ext 5567

Troucghtman (tech) - ext 2390

Mancuso (support) - ext 5408

L.Williams (d.man) - ext 302

Ron Trouble (VP) - ext 2218

Semigloss (service) - ext 5675

DiPennitennitari (??) - ext 1{obscured}

Client Dan (deceased) - {obscured}
30 Nov 2017


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Want a chance to win one of the last remaining Kick the Cheats? Or the original Cornucopicron drawing from Skills of an Artist? DONATE to @PatrickRothfuss's charity and win nerdy stuff while buying herdy goats for peeps around the globe! classy.org/fundraiser/1216597 #RaiseTheGoathfuss

Fun Facts

29 Nov 2017


Press B during character selection for alt costume!
This Tweet is a reply to @JedKronfeld, who claimed that Strong Bad's hacker outfit was the alternate Strong Bad skin in Street Fighter.
29 Nov 2017


The red was def triggering some severe rage reactions. Lotta punched Compaq CRT screens as a result.
This Tweet is a reply to @pullahoko, who commented that the blue gloves in Strong Bad's outfit must have a soothing effect on inmates.

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29 Nov 2017


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So, @rob_t_firefly sent me this stock photo hacker pic and he's totally wearing the same outfit I wear on Sbemail Inmate Outreach Night! 'Cept I secure my Lappier with a squash blossom vine 'stead of a chain.
29 Nov 2017


It varies. The Cheat's base is like an inch and brother Graw Mad's is prolly 2.5? instagram.com/p/BYWip7DjD67/
This Tweet is a reply to @Oniwah, who asked what size the bases of the Homestar Runner figurines were.

Fun Facts

27 Nov 2017


Naw you should be grood. Take your time. Make life last. Lurk longer. Creep closer. Staunch stranger... what were we talkin' about again?
This Tweet is a reply to @Righ_Bread, who asked if items in the Decemberween Gifts collection were at risk of selling out.

Fun Facts

27 Nov 2017


Hot Jones is approved. Hot Pooey, on the other hand, voids ALL the warranties. Ever.
This Tweet is a reply to @MercMaistro, who asked if drinking Hot Jones from his "mug full of figurines" would void the warranty.

Fun Facts

27 Nov 2017


Looks like a white poop emoji. You know, like from the 70's when dog poop turned white sometimes. I blame Gaines Burgers.
This Tweet is a reply to @BBAlpert, who asked what hat Mario would get if one used the Strong Sad Amiibo with Super Mario Odyssey.

Fun Facts

27 Nov 2017


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Obligatory Cyber Monday Crap! Give someone you love a mug full of figurines this Decemberween apparently! https://homestore-runner.myshopify.com/collections/de ...

Fun Facts

27 Nov 2017


I 'twasn't at Nameless Yogurt Country Club this year. The annual fees got too high and the quality of the breakfast buffet fell off a cliff.
This Tweet is a reply to @AgentScarlettO, who asked Strong Bad if he was at NYCC this year.

Fun Facts

24 Nov 2017


You missed it! It was all over by 12:05am! They had to spray that immobilizing riot foam at them! It looks like a giant bargain hunter-filled ambrosia salad!
This Tweet is a reply to @ProtagonJones, who asked if the tear gas and riot police of Bubs Friday had started yet (referring to Toikey TV).

Fun Facts

24 Nov 2017


They were delicious! Boiled, cracked, and dipped in lemon butter! The human arm OTOH was WAY too gamey.
This Tweet is a reply to @VeritasUnae, who asked what happened to the crab claws on the live-action Cornucopicron.
23 Nov 2017


Oh plounch! I can't wait for the Trogdor-Sweet Cuppin' Cakes-Limozeen: But They're in Space-Caleb Rentpayer shared cinematic universe!
This Tweet is a reply to @YTMonkey_Puyo, who claimed that Cornucopicron would be in the "next Trogdor movie".
23 Nov 2017


I dunno who @homestarrunner is. Not me. Not official.
This Tweet is a reply to @Crowther223, who apparently asked @homestarrunner if he could make him an iMessage sticker pack and received no response.
23 Nov 2017


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Happy T from the hideous maw of Cornucopicron! May he devour all your holiday tablescapes and centerpieces!

Fun Facts

  • Cornucopicron is the monster from the previous Skills of an Artist, Cornucopia.
  • Happy T! is a Thanksgiving-themed secret page on homestarrunner.com.
23 Nov 2017


I'm woikin on it! Soon all will be applauded and uploaded! You must remain pants-patient!
This Tweet is a reply to @tux_and_friends, who asked when the email anything would be uploaded to YouTube.

Fun Facts

20 Nov 2017


SBCG4AP is like a child I helped raise that has now gone to college. I see it on holidays and at funerals but have no control over its life.
This Tweet is a reply to @AverySune, who asked if Strong Bad was in contact with Telltale Games and could convince them to do a Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People season two, or to update the first season for compatibility with newer systems.

Fun Facts

20 Nov 2017


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It's a match pre-made in Strong Badia!
This Tweet is a reply to @the_pico_cafe, who reacted positively to Strong Bad's proposal in the previous Tweet.
18 Nov 2017


I should get this person to help me work on VirtualPizz.biz 2.0!! VoxtualPizz?
This Tweet links to a post by @the_pico_cafe of a scene in the Basement of the Brothers Strong rendered in voxels.

Fun Facts

18 Nov 2017


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I think it's time we all accept that Strong Bad is, simply put, all up ins the world around you.
This Tweet is a reply to @Timogorgon, who pointed out that the onion faces posted by @FacesPics are actually Strong Bad faces.

Fun Facts

15 Nov 2017


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You guys are the greatest fans ever! Now watch while I make fun of your awesome costumes!

yt: youtu.be/rD9xymMKtug
flash: homestarrunner.com/fanstumes17.html

Fun Facts

15 Nov 2017


I was just talkin' about "the new shirt" design on the t-shirt. But I s'pose I could be swayed to include baboon-arms Cardgage too.
This Tweet is a reply to @Kreagar, who wondered if the potential new T-shirt would include the entire drawing with Senor Cardgage or just the "the new shirt" design.
14 Nov 2017


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Holy style, you guys! Look at this amazing old t-shirt design I made whilst drawing some Cardgage doodles! If this hits, let's say... 5,000 retweets, I'll offer it in the Homestore! The New Shirt!

Fun Facts

  • Faint writing is visible on the back of the pictured paper. Most visible is the text "compton, MO". There is also large printed text, indicating that the paper may have been placed over a newspaper or magazine.
14 Nov 2017


That's some serious sassin' back/givin' a time! Nice work, kids!
This Tweet is a reply to @armstrong_jaime, who shared their children's drawings of Character 1 and Character 2 from Cartoon Characters.

Fun Facts

  • "Sassin' back" and "givin' a time" are what Characters 1 and 2 did in Cartoon Characters.
12 Nov 2017


Check out these guys' Limozeen cover! They get all twangly on it like those guitars with the weird hubcap on em, know'mtalkinbout?
This Tweet links to @DustinKatz's post promoting his and his friend's Limozeen cover song.
8 Nov 2017


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Let's put the 'um..na' back in 'autumnal' with a new Skills of an Artist! I make drawing TUM(nal)!

Video Transcript

See Cornucopia

Fun Facts

  • This Tweet was pinned on the day it was posted.
  • Unlike other Skills of an Artists, the Tweet text contains the variant of "I make drawing fun", rather than the video, in which no such line was spoken.
8 Nov 2017


Strong Bad does not respect or condone the actions of Brainkrieg despite them being characters in a comic he made up. Sharpdene OTOH...
This Tweet is a reply to @WackoMcGoose, a mailman who apparently does not appreciate rotten pumpkins being shoved in mailboxes.

Fun Facts

4 Nov 2017


Oh yes most definitely, doctor.
This Tweet is a reply to @Sam_J_Hodge, who asked if Brainkrieg could come to the next Homestar Runner 20th Anniversary Show.

Fun Facts

  • Strong Bad's response echoes Homestar's line in Hremail 62.
3 Nov 2017


'Santaman' is ok but looks like a made for TV holiday special. When little Jimbly falls in a vat of candy cane magic he becomes... Santaman!
This Tweet is a reply to @GaryHornseth, who was relieved that Strong Bad put to rest the question of why "Santam'n" was used.

Fun Facts

3 Nov 2017


There are Christmas lights and Christmas trees and Santam'ns. But the holiday itself is Decemberween.
This Tweet is a reply to @PeacockRoi, who asked why Christmas lights were mentioned in Decomposing Pumpkins if Decemberween is the holiday celebrated in Free Country, USA.

Fun Facts

3 Nov 2017


Oh don't worry, I got you aaaall downloaded already. Just wait. In a week or so I will unleash my costume critique hallowrath uponst you!
This Tweet is a reply to @godofodd, who was unsure of where to post their fan costume photo.

Fun Facts

  • "Hallowrath" is a portmanteau of Halloween and wrath.
  • The toon was actually released twelve days later.
3 Nov 2017


Download link for those who want to crank this in their mom's Taurus wagon! homestarrunner.com/songs/Brainkrieg_DecomposingPumpkins.mp3
This Tweet is a reply to his previous Tweet.

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3 Nov 2017


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It's that moldy, groldy pumpkin time of year again so enjoy this classic Brainkrieg track everybody!

Video Transcript

See Decomposing Pumpkins
3 Nov 2017


Oh sweet dog, once you get me in the recording booth there's no tellin' WHAT I'll say!! I'll tear a script up and rewrite on the spot!
This Tweet is a reply to @Jarfulous, who asked whether any Homestar Runner material was improvised or if all of it was pre-written.

Fun Facts

2 Nov 2017


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Cram into the BoOoth everybody! It's this year's Halloween Toon!
YT: youtu.be/MMr8zKbGvzI
Flash: www.homestarrunner.com/ween17.html

Fun Facts

  • This Tweet announces the 2017 Halloween toon, Haunted Photo Booth.
  • The titular photo booth's label reads "BoOoth", which Strong Bad quotes here.
30 Oct 2017


Of course you can! You can send me unused 'stumes from '08 if'n you want!
This Tweet is a reply to @thomaspercyfan, who asked if they could send in unused entries from previous years for the Fan Costumes.
27 Oct 2017


Hey, I did it the last two years and I'm doin it this year! Yearly!
This Tweet is a reply to @SuperGraffiti, who teased Strong Bad for his use of the word "yearly" in his previous Tweet.
27 Oct 2017


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Don't forget to tweet me your great/terrible costumes so I can put em in my yearly slideshow and make fun of how messy your houses are!

Video Transcript

See Greatest American Homestar
27 Oct 2017


Hmm, I can manage a Happy Freakin Birthdad!! How's that?
This Tweet is a reply to @xpapakyle, who asked if Strong Bad could wish their dad a happy birthday.
26 Oct 2017


What's that Character 12? You left your gumption in the font suitcase? That, my mild man, is the definition of far out.... that's right.
This Tweet links to a Tweet from @jamesalfredf, who posted a version of the Faceless Megacorp logo from Characters from Yonder Website edited to look like Homsar.

Fun Facts

26 Oct 2017


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Learn to invert 70's mom hair and draw The Cursed Legume in this week's terrifying Skills of an Artist!

Video Transcript

See Large Bean

Fun Facts

25 Oct 2017


I've always dreamed that Homestar's weird shirtbody would decide to strangle him one day.
This Tweet is a reply to @AzokoLoko, who posted a fanart of Homestar Runner appearing to be suffocated by his shirt.
24 Oct 2017


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The internet is full of Wade Boggs?!
This Tweet is a reply to @NickBrickBuilds, who was confused as to the pronunciation of "wadbags" from a previous Tweet.

Fun Facts

24 Oct 2017


Cordless 'Lectric Boots?! But how did they fit the cooling fan and heat sink and carburetor in those wonders of science?
This Tweet is a reply to @Gmightyguin's retweet of @mattroeser, who posted a picture of a pair of boots with electric lights, similar to the 'Lectric Boots from extra plug.
24 Oct 2017


It's okay. Creators change. Fans change. Perspectives change. But the internet will always be full of wadbags.
This Tweet is a reply to @EscapePOD87's retweet of @andymoney69, who was surprised that Penny Arcade still exists, as "even the strongbad guy had enough sense to stop doing it".
24 Oct 2017


They're due whenever you dress up terribly as one of us and take a photo! I usually put up my slideshow a week or two after proper Ween.
This Tweet is a reply to @jediguykaleb, who asked when costume submissions were due for Fan Costumes 2017.
21 Oct 2017


Hey @englishhistpod when in history did 'burnination' get shortened to 'burn' or 'burning'? And who's responsible? Normans? Saxons? Zaxxon?!

Fun Facts

  • Zaxxon is a 1982 isometric shooter arcade game by Sega.
21 Oct 2017


It's like the ending of Mario 2 cept way cooler! Snoozy SB dreams of beefed-up, abbed-up Cheat kickins!
This Tweet is a reply to the same fanart post by @guavajagular linked to in his previous Tweet.

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This is some of the best Tobering of Inks I've seen all month!
This Tweet links to an Inktober fanart by @guavajagular of Strong Bad dreaming about his muscular, abbed-up self kicking The Cheat.
21 Oct 2017


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That's just Sickly Sam at the dentist, man!
This Tweet is a reply to @AisforInterval, who posted a photo of a vaguely Strong Sad-like (or Sickly Sam-like) ghost head with a snake in its mouth, asking if it was "Strong Sad with a new part time job".

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20 Oct 2017


I love it! It's like I'm creepin at you through a murkmist!
This Tweet is a reply to @DrAngelMachine, who posted a blurry photo of a candlelit Strong Bad pumpkin.
20 Oct 2017


Naw, just me rambling too much about northwise meeps. Ya gotta cut to the chase with meeps...
This Tweet is a reply to @MagentaWig, who pointed out Strong Bad's "suspicious edit" in the middle of the latest Skills of an Artist video.
19 Oct 2017


Oh man! My Blue Diamond Phillips looks so shiny and valuable up there on my forehead! Nice woik, joik!
This Tweet is a reply to @GregzillaGT, who posted a black-and-white fanart drawing of Strong Bad.

Fun Facts

18 Oct 2017


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Let's all practice our northwise meeps on some tennis shorts with this week's Skills of an Artist!

Video Transcript

See Tennis Shorts

Fun Facts

  • This Tweet was pinned on the day it was posted.
18 Oct 2017


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The real parenting win is what appears to be either Giant Chunks of French Toast Cereal or possibly carnitas in sweetened condensed milk!
This Tweet is a reply to @johnvvells, who posted a photo of a child holding up a drawing of "TRAGDOR THE BURNuNATOR" and a burninated peasant and thatched-roof cottage. The food item Strong Bad refers to is on the table at the bottom of the photo.
15 Oct 2017


Here's a YouTubrious link to yesterday's LiveSkills. Now in non-neck-straining landscape orientation!
This Tweet links to the YouTube version of Skills of an Artist LIVE!!.
12 Oct 2017


That's The Homeschool Winner. He was just like Homestar cept smart and whiny and wimpy-- Oh wait, he was EXACTLY like Homestar cept smart.
This Tweet is a reply to @Neme303, who asked about the character in the Dancin' Bubs game who looked like Homestar Runner, but wasn't Homestar or Homsar, along with a picture of a fan-made trading card.

Fun Facts

  • Homeschool Winner was a character who was abandoned after his appearance in Dancin' Bubs (although cryptic references to him have been made since, such as his silhouetted appearance in A Decemberween Mackerel).
11 Oct 2017


This gives me hope for the litigators of the future! Balance verification!!
This Tweet is a reply to @GothSouljaBoy, who posted a photo of the Litigation Jackson poster (from rampage) that he has at his desk at a law firm.
11 Oct 2017


Thanks for testing and tasting the waters with me! I'll learn how to get the thang ding to stay in landscape and we'll do this again soon!
This Tweet is a reply to his previous Tweet, following up his livestreamed Skills of an Artist.

Fun Facts

11 Oct 2017


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Skills of an Artist LIVE! Now!

Video Transcript

See Skills of an Artist LIVE!!

Fun Facts

  • This Tweet was pinned on the day it was posted.
11 Oct 2017


(right here on tweetmouth.gov.)

(I mean twitter. don't actually go to tweetmouth.gov)
This Tweet is a reply to @ReshofNowhere, who asked where they would find Strong Bad's upcoming livestream.

Fun Facts

  • tweetmouth.gov is not an actual website; domains with the .gov extension can only be created with permission from the U.S. government.
11 Oct 2017


(i just do it right here on tweetmouth!)
This Tweet is a reply to @family_jules, who requested the link to his upcoming livestream.
11 Oct 2017


Oh, by the dubs, It'll be right here on tweetmouth central!
This Tweet is a reply to his previous Tweet announcing a live Skills of an Artist.
11 Oct 2017


Who wants to witness the trainwreck of a LIVE Skills of an Artist in about an hour (3pm EST)? Tune in and skill out!

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11 Oct 2017


Teacher of the year!! TOTY! TOTY! I hear the inordinately long walk is also great for fine motor, mindfulness, and peepants control!
This Tweet is a reply to @arandomgamer02, who had their preschool and kindergarten music classes "bend at the knees" in honor of Characters from Yonder Website.

Fun Facts

9 Oct 2017


Adorbz Alert! I wanna squish us all!! (cept for Creepo Depot Bubs, dunno where he's slinkin off to)
This Tweet links to another fanart post by @Kosan_Takeuchi, this time of the entire main cast minus Homsar.

Fun Facts

9 Oct 2017


Although it IS now normal for people to put on costumes at any time for no reason whatsoever, I usually wait 'til after Halloween for this.
This Tweet is a reply to @fellas_only, who asked if Strong Bad was going to do a Fan Costumes 2017 soon.
8 Oct 2017


This is some military-grade friend's momming right here! Do you know how often I dream of having my own undead head of Cardgage?!
This Tweet links to a post by @Gen1sBetter, whose friend's mom made him a realistic-looking Senor Cardgage mask for Halloween.
7 Oct 2017


that picture is of my burner-nator phone. everybody needs a 'nator to handle all their shady dealings.
This Tweet is a reply to @LuNiney and @_eblu, who were debating how Strong Bad could have taken and posted a photo of his Compy phone.

Fun Facts

  • Burner is an application that allows users to create temporary, anonymous, disposable phone numbers. For this reason, it is commonly used for drug deals, hence the mention of "shady dealings".
  • "Burner-nator" is a portmanteau of Burner and burninator.
7 Oct 2017


The whole fambly would always gather 'round to listen to Roosevelt's fireside Cheats.
This Tweet is a reply to @DanaTerrace, who posted a photo of a Kick The Cheat doll near her fireplace.

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7 Oct 2017


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Thanks for the suggestion, @ProtagonJones! Here's this year's Mojiween Squint-ouette costumes!
This Tweet, while not technically a reply, refers to @ProtagonJones's suggestion in an earlier Tweet that Strong Bad should have done the Halloween teaser in squintmoji style.

Fun Facts

6 Oct 2017


You made him cute!! How did you make him cute?! I've never NOT gotten the jibblies from an image of the Poopsmith before!
This Tweet is a reply to @Kosan_Takeuchi, who posted yet another piece of fanart, this time of the Poopsmith.

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6 Oct 2017


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Don't be fooled. I only tweet from this bad boy.
This Tweet is a reply to @LuNiney, whose "fantasies [were] crushed" when they saw the text "Twitter for iPhone" at the bottom of Strong Bad's latest Tweet.

Fun Facts

6 Oct 2017


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Get to speck-a-latin'! Halloween costume silhouettes are all up on! flash only: http://www.homestarrunner.com/ween17_teaser.html

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6 Oct 2017


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Okay, but also I already made one a mills bills years ago. Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque, yo! http://homestarrunner.com/dangeresque.html
This Tweet is a reply to @lightmanx5, who requested that Strong Bad make an adventure game like the one linked in his Tweet.

Fun Facts

5 Oct 2017


I didn't see no video but all the sudden everybody started asking me about those chumps so I had to weigh in.
This Tweet is a reply to @TalesUnsung, who replied to Strong Bad's Tag Team Wrestling Tweet, saying he was waiting for his reply to the Angry Video Game Nerd episode.
5 Oct 2017


I don't what an avgn is but peoples keep buggin me bou dis.
This Tweet is a reply to @YellowDogTweets, who linked to Strong Bad's previous Tweet and thought that Strong Bad watched the new AVGN (Angry Video Game Nerd) episode.
5 Oct 2017


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This is all I will say on the subject:

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5 Oct 2017


Fresh, hot, cold! Side effects include wine, women, and hyperglycemia.
This Tweet is a reply to @OmegaPlatinum, who posted a photo of various Halloween-themed doughnut flavors in a doughnut shop— including Witch's Brew-Berry.

Fun Facts

5 Oct 2017


Oh man! The FunMachine Crapvantage! I loved that thing. I played through ALL of Duck Guardian 2 on slow-mo! Took 3 months!
This Tweet is a reply to @levisamjuno, who posted a drawing of a game controller that they "accidentally" drew while trying to follow along with Strong Bad's instructions in the latest Skills of an Artist.

Fun Facts

5 Oct 2017


Headin down to the datum center to see what's up. But I'm more concerned with why you're on Videlectrix.com in 2017! Pigs on Head?
This Tweet is a reply to @SirTapTap, who alerted Strong Bad that the Videlectrix website was down.

Fun Facts

  • Strong Bad refers to the "datum center", from isp.
  • Pigs on Head is a playable game on Videlectrix's website.
  • This issue was later resolved when all Videlectrix webpages were moved to the homestarrunner.com domain.
4 Oct 2017


I dunno, Pumpkin Bubs is getting dangerously close to paint daubs territory. Sharpie daubs count too, ya know!
This Tweet is a reply to @AustinRW98, who posted a photo of a marker-drawn "Pumpkin Bubs".

Fun Facts

4 Oct 2017


Nice work! #nodaubs4lyfe
This Tweet is a reply to @krbreitenbach, who posted a photo of eight carved Homestar Runner-themed pumpkins, calling them "the talismans of power".

Fun Facts

  • "No daubs" refers to the "no paint daubs" rule from Punkin Show.
4 Oct 2017


The recipe (cept for the steam and sugar) is locked in a totally-not-a-shoebox vault and kept under 24 hour totally-not-just-Poodonkis guard
This Tweet is a reply to @MercMaistro, who requested a recipe for Grumblecakes.

Fun Facts

  • "Steam and sugar" are the ingredients Strong Bad mentions in stupid stuff.
3 Oct 2017


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Deep cut! This is clearly Mario Paint era Strong Bad.
This Tweet is a reply to @Kosan_Takeuchi, who posted another piece of fanart, this time of a grinning Strong Bad with teeth.
3 Oct 2017


Aww. Lookit how cute The Cheat gets when I don't limit his Grumblecake-intake. Er, his Grumblintake. Chubcheat!
This Tweet links to a post by @Kosan_Takeuchi featuring fanart of a happy, chubby The Cheat.

Fun Facts

3 Oct 2017


I can neither confirm nor deny nor respect nor condone that Mopgene is related to Sharpdene.
This Tweet is a reply to @deboratlas, who asked if the glasses-wearing mop portraying Foxface in Shopping for Danger was Sharpdene's mild-mannered sister.

Fun Facts

3 Oct 2017


want so bad
This Tweet is a reply to @braverbeast, who suggested a Cuphead game with the Old-Timey characters.
3 Oct 2017


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Thanks for participating in the Stuff-Strong-Bad-Might/Could-Do Exploratory Poll! Now back to our regularly scheduled Skills of an Artist!

Video Transcript

See Classic Stand-up Arcade Game

Fun Facts

  • This Tweet was pinned on the day it was posted.
  • The Tweet text contains "Might/Could", a reference to both the might could running gag and the Family Might/Could from too cool.
3 Oct 2017


everything would still be free. the donate peoples would just get bonus crap like puppet video chats and livestreamed sloshy practice.
This Tweet is a reply to @AndrewRoks1998, who posted a screenshot of HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS! in response to Strong Bad's Patreon idea.
2 Oct 2017


tfw (totally fumbling with) the idea of a Patreon-type deal. What you think?

Poll Options

  • (10%) ew, gross
  • (44%) ok, I guess
  • (46%) yes! let's do it!

Fun Facts

  • Patreon is a website that allows artists to receive funding directly from their fans, and provides ways for artists to build relationships and provide exclusive experiences to their subscribers.
  • This would be Strong Bad's final "tfw" Tweet.
2 Oct 2017


tfw (them frothy washings) make you forget you're supposed to be tfw-ing but at least you smell nice.
This Tweet is a reply to wiki user @PixstarRunner, who took issue with Strong Bad breaking his "tfw streak" with his previous Tweet.
2 Oct 2017


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Scantron vs. The Visor Robot, @xArc_Knightx? I think-a we all know who would win that particular matchup!
1 Oct 2017


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tfw (the finest work) I ever pinned my name to may have been this infomercial from aught nine.

Video Transcript

The video attached to this Tweet is the introduction to the Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits DVD.

28 Sep 2017


I wouldn't hold my collectorbreath if I were you. At least according to Count Longardeaux's Price Guide for Obscure Internet Cartoon Merch.
This Tweet is a reply to @TheKingOfRPing, who found their Homestar Runner figurines under their bed, in a box labelled "SELL WHEN EXPENSIVE".
30 Sep 2017


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This is the best part of that collection anyway, man. All you need! #actualsciencelab
This Tweet is a reply to @nickpick150, who replied to Strong Bad's previous reply, asking about Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits DVD.

Video Transcript

The video attached to this Tweet is the introduction to the Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits DVD.

30 Sep 2017


Aw man I'm in the opposite boat! My friggin VCR won't stop barfing up the thang dings!
This Tweet is a reply to @BigEnchidillo, who asked if there would be any more printings of strongbad_email.exe Disc Six.

Fun Facts

29 Sep 2017


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tfw (thifty fousand wonderful) nerds are following my husky head! In thanks, have a deep cut where my accent totally hasn't changed I swear.

Video Transcript

{The Strong Bad Main Page is shown on the website; the cursor moves over "games", and Night Driver plays on the TV}

STRONG BAD: Oh, I love this game. I got the high score, man, fifty thousand! Try and beat that!

{Cut to Puppet Strong Bad in front of a TV set playing a real version of Night Driver. Although he speaks in his normal voice, it is noticeably quite different from earlier Strong Bad's; it's much deeper, with a less pronounced accent}

PUPPET STRONG BAD: Oh, I love this game, I got the high score, man, fifty thousand! Try and beat that! {looks to the left, then front again} Got it with the joystick too! That game's supposed to use paddles! {nods vigorously and makes "uh huh" noises}

28 Sep 2017


I KNEW it would work! They told me I was a madman! A laughing stock of both the racing and lumberjack worlds! Vindication is MIIIIINE!!
27 Sep 2017


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tfw (this farout website) invites you to find your lost gumption with a new short

YT: https://youtu.be/f4Bq42UdpAU

Flash: http://www.homestarrunner.com/yonderwebsite ...

Fun Facts

  • This Tweet was pinned the day after it was posted.
    • This is the first @StrongBadActual Tweet to be pinned to the top of the page.
27 Sep 2017


tfw (thoroughly frozen whales) finally thaw and you realize this idea was a LOT better on paper.
26 Sep 2017


That's Denoob Largo, man! Maker of the Styleron Ecochair and other snooty, overpriced home furnishings! Wearer of ridiculous turtlenecks!
26 Sep 2017


tfw (those fragrant whims) overcome you and you let yourself fall face first into the ball pit
25 Sep 2017


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Lookit this bullcronk! What? I don't post enough of those 'tfw' tweets? Fine! It's all-tfw posts from now on until I get totally sick of it.

Fun Facts

  • This appears to be a response from Twitter to a request to verify @StrongBadActual, or guarantee that the account is authentic. Strong Bad previously discussed becoming verified in a Tweet from 2014.
  • "Tfw" typically stands for "that feeling when"; a common abbreviation used in social media posts. For a week following, Strong Bad posted a series of Tweets misusing the abbreviation.
25 Sep 2017


Sorry, in my terror I forgot to thank @_AlexHirsch for this new monstrosity (spoiler: it does NOT know the times)
24 Sep 2017


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AHHHHH!

Video Transcript

{A plastic ghost object with a slightly Homestar-like face has been edited onto Homestar Runner's body, standing in The Field.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER-LIKE THING: {in Homestar's voice} Oh hello, Strong Bad! {smiles} Eeeeeh!

24 Sep 2017


This is EXACTLY what it looks like when you face Homestar head-on and he flaps his underbeak at you! Be glad you only see us from the side!!
24 Sep 2017


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Here's the twittervator pitch for Strong Bad's 'Drop A Train On Em' VR simulator. Who wouldn't wanna wreak havoc in this physics sandbox?
23 Sep 2017


Patience! We're currently cramming a bunker full of device-agnostic cartoons in preparation for the flashpocalypse!
23 Sep 2017


Look at him burninate the hairs right off your-- wait, so do you have popeye calves or popeye forearms?
22 Sep 2017


I dunno. Call your local Telltale representative or bunnym'n today and demand it!
22 Sep 2017


Aw man! That poor French cruller he just stepped on!! WHY!!
22 Sep 2017


Master the subtleties and bubbleteas of Nature's Wave with a new Skills of an Artist!
21 Sep 2017


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Who forgort to port?
18 Sep 2017


But there was no bigger stretch than her bizarre office-church-weightlifting novel 'Boss Ton, Mass.'
16 Sep 2017


Admittedly more of an At-a-cursory-glance-moji than a proper Squint one.
16 Sep 2017


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Me dressed up as Carmsquint Freakin Mirandoji! (a stretch, I know)
16 Sep 2017


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Definitely starring this guy
15 Sep 2017


For what? Bubs on the ticket stub next to dirty laundry? Yep. Sounds like a new Decemberween tradition to me!
15 Sep 2017


Not yet! But I see a VERY intriguing Let's Play in my near future! Who wouldn't wanna watch me speedrun DOTAD?!
15 Sep 2017


Stinkoman takes place one exty later apparently.
15 Sep 2017


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New level of difficulty! Halloween costume Squintmoji! Check out Homesquint dressed as John McEnroji!
15 Sep 2017


I think this one wins. And forever burns itself into your nightmare pull-list.
15 Sep 2017


Perfect companion to my post-Casino Night Zone playthrough speedrun unboxing reaction review show.
14 Sep 2017


THRILL as he talks Gunhaver through setting up a personal blog on a popular template-based drag and drop hosting solution!
14 Sep 2017


I LOVE it when things come with mainstream success! Best toy accessory ever! Way better than when they come with a 'modicum of success.'
14 Sep 2017


With you on this. Think I'm switchin to Filbert too. #Filbo4Lyfe
14 Sep 2017


This is what I'm talkin about! Little Albert Squintmoji! GO!

---🐌🐢
-----🧀

🍕⚠️
14 Sep 2017


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Runfire? Little Albert? Check out all these rejected Commando names I unearthed and then design what they should look like!
14 Sep 2017


I didn't think the Kitty could be topped for poshness but 'White Bengal Tiger Politely Holding Entire Roll of Toilet Paper' just might!
12 Sep 2017


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Hang in there everybody! Escape the chaos for a moment with the Calming Skills of a Soothing Artistfarout.

Video Transcript

See Cartoon Characters
11 Sep 2017


In process!
9 Sep 2017


Classy! But the elevator in that theater burned down the stairs which short circuited all the ladders so it looks like you're gonna have to-
9 Sep 2017


This one tweet's enough for me man! Let's not stop at Steam. Let's go full Grumblecakes with this thing! Steam AND sugar!
9 Sep 2017


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Totally man. And you can have this.
9 Sep 2017


'Sizzlin' Szechuan Steve' totally sounds like a professional Texas hold-em player. Or maybe a lame jazz saxophonist on a cruise ship.
8 Sep 2017


You better watch out or Videlectrix gone hire you! How do you feel about Actionscript 1.terrible?
8 Sep 2017


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No, that braincrap end boss wasn't a Stinkoman level 10 relic. But these guys are! Tooth ooh lips?
8 Sep 2017


Oh sculpt! He looks even shinier & rubbier in his CG model form! Lookit the hand forging and smithing details in that cannonmouth!
This Tweet links to @mutatdjellyfish's Tweet with the original CG Cannonmouth, saying he sculpted the Cannonmouth seen in the previous Tweet.
8 Sep 2017


3D printed Cannonmouth! 15% infill, no raft, no supports, remember to UNCHECK 'ooh lips.'
This Tweet links to @ColinMcInerror's 3D-printed Cannonmouth.

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8 Sep 2017


Don't tempt me! I'll make one of them shirts where the design stretches around the whole thing and looks like YOU have a family might/could!
This Tweet is a reply to @fardmuhammad, who expressed relief that there was no "family might/could" shirt in the Senor Cardgage collection.

Fun Facts

7 Sep 2017


Which ones you mean? The 'my head and crossbones' one? Or the 'prancey stripey Homestar' one?
This Tweet is a reply to @Strong_Badam, who asked for the old hoodies to be brought back.
7 Sep 2017


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Join Team Kneepads! Fly Air Cardgage! By propular demank! Cardgage-ish shirts in the Homestore! https://homestore-runner.myshopify.com/collections/se...
7 Sep 2017


Ye snatcheth the GRILL PAN and prepare to qualifry. Oh waiteth. Thy GRILL PAN needeth deglazing. Obvious exits are [P]revious Page and [T]OC
This Tweet is a reply to @dangoub, who responded to Strong Bad's previous Tweet by using the grill pan on the index.
6 Sep 2017


You turneth to the Last page. An Index layeth nearby. Obvious entries are Flaskmaiden, Flaskmonger, and Grill Pan. Which wouldst thou pick?
This Tweet is a reply to @dangoub, who responded to Strong Bad's textbook Thy Dungeonman reply by saying he wanted to go to the last page and look for the index.
6 Sep 2017


He's regressing! He thinks he should spend all his time mastering Macromedia Fireworks and Director!!
This Tweet is a reply to @InLibdingColor, who replied to Strong Bad's bowling animations Tweet, asking if The Cheat was learning ToonBoom Harmony.
6 Sep 2017


You are in yon textbook. Ye see a maiden. She needeth more flasks. Obvious exits are [N]ext page and [L]ast page. What wouldst thou deaux?
This Tweet is a reply to @dangoub, who posted an image of a textbook, with an illustration of someone asking how to get more glass flasks.
6 Sep 2017


Easta Eggs, yo
This Tweet is a reply to @candyman106, who asked where the bowling animations in the previous Tweet were from.
6 Sep 2017


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With the death of Flash looming, The Cheat is looking for animation work. Here's his old reel of bowling animations. Alert Lord Brunswick!

Video Transcript

The video attached to this Tweet is each of the Easter eggs from Labor Dabor, played in order.

6 Sep 2017


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Here's the full sprite sheet for Strong Bad's Dog Doo & Cotton Candy Challenge. I dunno what the gameplay was but lookit that dog doo dash!
5 Sep 2017


"No Loafing"
This Tweet is a reply to @CaptainDanRG, who asked why the only account Strong Bad is following is dedicated to the Batman '60s TV show.
5 Sep 2017


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This week's Skills of an Artist Game Pak comes equipped with End Boss Feature!

Video Transcript

See End Boss
4 Sep 2017


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WIP
This Tweet is a reply to @arisuvix, who asked for a Pan Pan squintmoji.
3 Sep 2017


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Squintoman/Stinkomoji sez: HaHaHaha! You are the boatfoot! HaHaHaHafoot!
3 Sep 2017


Cool. Next time I'll be sure and check Lame Beardo Guy's Guide to What Strong Bad Can and Can't Say. I haven't updated my edition since '11.
This Tweet is a reply to @elishapsmith (nicknamed Lame Beardo Guy at the time), who booed Strong Bad for making references to Mario when he's only supposed to make obscure pop culture references.
2 Sep 2017


Yes. 'Untold' in the sense that on one ever told anyone that it was worth millions.
This Tweet is a reply to @A_Schroed, who apparently found a Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits CD while going through stuff for a garage sale, asking if it was worth untold millions.
2 Sep 2017


🎶Let's make this moment be the symbol of our lives. We'll red shell Birdo's Ooh Lips and we'll sail to Yoshi's Isle🎶
This Tweet is a reply to @EdbotnikThe, who added the Wagon Fulla Pancakes as a kart in Mario Kart: Double Dash.
2 Sep 2017


You caught me man. Mainly I was just too lazy to change all that 'text on a line' in illustrator.
This Tweet is a reply to @supersuck64, who complained that the wavy text in the previous Tweet had not been changed to "The Thnikkamoji".
1 Sep 2017


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"Yeah, squint up, kid!"

Video Transcript

{A slightly edited version of The Thnikkaman squintmoji from the previous reply walks across a gray background, with "Here Comes the Thnikkaman!!!" in wavy letters above him. As he turns around and walks the other way, the "Comes" changes to "Goes".}

1 Sep 2017


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Yeah shut up, kid?
This Tweet is a reply to @johngentile, who asked for a squintmoji of Biscuitdoughhandsman or The Thnikkaman.

Image Transcript

HereComes Thnikka man
HereComes Thnikka
HereCoThe Thnik

1 Sep 2017


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Naw, that'd be more like this:
This Tweet is a reply to @hekuchanz, who said that Strong Bad's previous squintmoji, Buckethand Strong Bad, looked like an anime version of Strong Bad when squinting.
31 Aug 2017


Oh dangmangle! The prophecy! My whole life has been leading up to the squintmageddon!
This Tweet is a reply to @ClaytonJAndres, who asked if the unfinished monument in Strong Badia (consisting of the Stop Sign) was a squintmoji prototype of Strong Bad's right foot.
31 Aug 2017


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I can't stop you guys! My brain is now replacing actual memories with squintmoji!
31 Aug 2017


The consummate kinda gets lost in translation but otherwise it looks pretty great! Print one out! Use the gold/chocolate hybrid PLA filament
This Tweet is a reply to @3DPProfessor, who made Trogdor using Doodle3D.
31 Aug 2017


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Now you guys are sure this won't emancipate me from my ridiculous squintèd, stripèd pants?
30 Aug 2017


Oh man! The Cheat's video for my Grumblecakes jam is a bonus feature on that thing! I haven't watched that mess in forever!
This Tweet is a reply to @Nina_NintyRobo, who apparently found a copy of strongbad_email.exe Disc Four at a local video store.
29 Aug 2017


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Mister Senor himself! Squint along with me brothers and sisters!

Video Transcript

{Cut to a comparison shot similar to the Coach Z comparison in Squintmojis, with Senor Cardgage on the left side, labelled "ORIGINAL", and his squintmoji on the right, labelled "SQUINTMO'". Above reads "0% SQUINTIFICATION". Squintification turns to 10%, 25%, 50%, and 75%, as the image becomes blurrier. A rubber stamp with the word "INDISTINGUISHABLE!" is stamped on.}

29 Aug 2017


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Kick that can of water soup, The Homestar Runner!
29 Aug 2017


Amazing use of negative space to achieve picket fencitude! Majesty is repeatedly biting you in the face!
This Tweet is a reply to @Rostbarth, who made a squintmoji of the Strong Badia flag.
28 Aug 2017


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Brother Graw Mad! (maybe on rolla skates?)
28 Aug 2017


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(no text)

This Tweet is a reply to @nsub1, who posted an image of a Terrible Herbst car wash, saying Senor Cardgage was naming things again.

Video Transcript

{Senor Cardgage is standing in front of the Terrible Herbst image}

SENOR CARDGAGE: {spreads his arms} Excessive breeding, Mollytwice. Cumberland down... {gestures to the car wash} to Terrible Herbst. {looks down sadly} Ohh... I'm never gonna top that one... {turns around and walks offscreen}

28 Aug 2017


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Squintmojis everybody! Now YOU try it! Let's see who we can barely recognize!

YT: https://youtu.be/S1pxD-N3g5U

Flash: http://homestarrunner.com/squintmoji.html
28 Aug 2017


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(no text)

This Tweet is a reply to @Hayden_TF, asking if he could kick his Kick The Cheat toy.

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YORS
YA
CORN!

26 Aug 2017


Totally inaccurate! I haven't worn that belt buckle since, like, 3rd grade! And only 2 underjohns?! Everybody knows I'm septuple U-J rated!
This Tweet is a reply to @CarefullyWorded, saying he found a genuine Strong Bad Halloween costume, a muscular body with striped pants and a "STRONG" belt.
26 Aug 2017


That startup sound isn't just classy, it's CLASSIO!!
This Tweet links to a Tweet by @tyler_seip792, with a video of himself playing the Lappy 486 startup sound on a Casio keyboard.
25 Aug 2017


Oh dangle! We got ourselves a tattoo war goin'!
This Tweet links to a Tweet by @ColinMcInerror with a picture of a Strong Badia flag tattoo.
25 Aug 2017


(that's the sequel)
This Tweet is a reply to himself, clarifying what he meant by SBCG5AP in his previous reply to @xplodingrandmas.
25 Aug 2017


Yes please! Write your local Nintendperson or Rabbitdog and Bunnym'n and vote YES on prop SBCG5AP!
This Tweet is a reply to @xplodingrandmas, who replied to Nintendo of America's Tweet regarding Telltale games arriving on Nintendo Switch, asking if there was going to be a Switch port of Strong Bad's Cool Game For Attractive People.
25 Aug 2017


Wait! When did he get demoted from Commander to Captain? Secret City politics are brutal man!
This Tweet is a reply to @JohnsonCityReb, who said that the previous Skills of an Artist was better than Captain Mark could have ever dreamed.
24 Aug 2017


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Cheese curds? Seagulls? Underjohns? It must be a new Skills of an Artist!

Video Transcript

See Muscleman
24 Aug 2017


I dunno if this is real or a penjob, but either way I vehemently support adorning one's flesh with Onion Bubs.
This Tweet links to a Tweet by @cheatapple, with an image of an Onion Bubs tattoo.
24 Aug 2017


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Hmm. I dunno. Maybe an Old Timey 1936 Homsar? Has there ever been one of those?
This Tweet is a reply to @doglikegroove, who asked if a bottle of soy sauce looked like Homsar.
23 Aug 2017


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This is some cute fan art and all @3Dchatworm, but some WEIRD freakin' stuff starts happening when you touch Homsar.

Video Transcript

{Cut to fanart of Strong Sad holding Homsar against a dark gray background. With squishing sounds, Strong Sad's head rotates clockwise so that his face is facing up, and his "soft-serve flip" is facing down. Then his face moves back to its normal position (without the rest of his head), as nostrils appear under his mouth, making it appear to be a nose, and his soft-serve flip like a mouth. Strands of hair appear at the top of his head.}

STRONG SAD: AaAaAaAaAaAaAaAah!

{Strong Sad's head goes back to normal.}

23 Aug 2017


Now I want The Hurricane to be a reality!! I really dig that you gave her single-nail soolnds too! Her and Sharpdene should form a band!
This Tweet is a reply to @3Dchatworm's stylized drawing of The Hurricane.
19 Aug 2017


Yes! I encourage everyone to apply their own personal touch! If your moms'll be more convinced by an herbs n' spices bot, then GOFORIT!
This Tweet links to @pullahoko's attempt at the latest Skills of an Artist. Instead of hiding his drawing as a chef's bathroom, he made it a robot that gives out herbs and spices.
19 Aug 2017


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Maybe you're right. But MY sometimes-tongue is WAY cooler than Homestar's!
This Tweet is a reply to @_profjordan_, who corrected Strong Bad's statement that Homestar doesn't have a tongue by posting a screenshot of Homestar from being mean.
18 Aug 2017


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I dunno where you got that picture from either @GryphonAMX, but when you get a slice of watermelon like that, there's only one thing to do.

Video Transcript

{A vaguely Homestar-ish slice of watermelon is shown in a person's hand, with an underbite and two seeds for eyes. It starts to talk in Homestar's voice.}

WATERMELON HOMESTAR RUNNER: {singing} Two... seeds... that's all that I needs... I'm a slice of watermelon with only two seeeeeeds... {speaking} Hey, this is great! Somebody could use me to make a tall, cool glass of {switches to very early Homestar voice} a-Melonaaaa—

{The screen goes black suddenly, accompanied by mixer noises. A glass of Melonade is then shown dropping onto a table in Marshmallow's Last Stand.}

18 Aug 2017


More like pivoting to updated content. But I can go back to the old way if you like. See you in 4 years!
This Tweet is a reply to @Mink_Car who, after viewing Strong Bad's latest Skills of an Artist, said he was "pivoting to video".
18 Aug 2017


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Join along with me as we chop off Strong Sad's leg together!

Video Transcript

See Strong Sad's Severed Soolnds
18 Aug 2017


Thank YOU! Lookit all that squash and stretch! I love it! I wanna pile those noodle arms into a bowl and dump some alfredo sauce on em!
This Tweet is a reply to @gamegrumps11287's Tweet thanking Strong Bad for being a cool guy, along with a GIF of a walking floppy-looking Strong Bad.
17 Aug 2017


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Dunno why, but I'm gettin a distinctive instant martians vibe from this drawing. Or I guess I should say 'mortions' in this case.
This Tweet is a reply to @kylelabriola's Coach Z art.
17 Aug 2017


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Hey nice fan art, @kylelabriola-- WAITAMINUTE! Homestar doesn't have a tongue!!
This Tweet is a reply to @kylelabriola's art, depicting Homestar Runner with a tongue.
16 Aug 2017


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I made a new Strong Bad Email. That is all.

YT: https://youtu.be/UpelIgwoUKw
Flash: http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail207.html

(thanks @El_Buendonado, you win)
14 Aug 2017


Hmm, let's see... How bout 'Four-door sedan,' 'over there,' and um... 'Aaron Burr, sir.'
This Tweet is a reply to @JCPbone, who asked Strong Bad for some phrases his 4-year-old son could practice in order to become Homestar's voice double.
11 Aug 2017


Hot brixx! Look at how posh! This should be, like, a toilet hood ornament! Oh man!! Toilet's totally NEED hood ornaments you guys!
This Tweet links to @NickBrickBuilds's Tweet showcasing a 3D Lego toilet paper roll held up by a kitty, referencing Strong Bad's second Skills of an Artist.
11 Aug 2017


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Enjoy all-day Marshalade with the new Fluffy Puff Marshmallows Nibbles-So-Near medicated patch! (thanks for the inspiration @CraftingGeek!)

Video Transcript

{Cut to Strong Sad against a pink background}

ANNOUNCER: Running low on sugared excitement?

STRONG SAD: {sigh} Bloat...

{A box of Fluffy Puff Marshmallows Nibbles So Near Medicated Patch flies in from the left side and knocks Strong Sad out of the screen, as a spiky red shape with the words "ALL-NEW!!" appears in the corner. The music from Meet Marshie begins playing.}

ANNOUNCER: Try new Fluffy Puff Marshmallows Nibbles So Near Medicated Patch! {A white patch with Nibbles on it and "FPm-NsN" at the bottom rises out of the box. The patch flies in front of the camera and onto Strong Sad's arm.} Simply apply, {the screen zooms out to show Strong Sad's body, silhouetted, with pink arrows throughout it, with lots of Nibbles coming out of the patch and going through the arrows, as the patch grows and shrinks} and enjoy a gradual drip of marshalade all day long!

STRONG SAD: {relieved sigh} Float!

{The patch flies in front of the camera}

NIBBLES: That's right! I'm a... mess you up!

{Marshie flies in, wearing a hat similar to the Dixieland hats from Fish Eye Lens, and knocks Nibbles out of the screen}

MARSHIE: Don't you talk that way to my constituents! {Marshie winces in pain as the noise of an electric shock plays. The commercial suddenly pauses, and PAUSE appears on the bottom-left corner of the screen.}

9 Aug 2017


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Big thanks to @forestersct @slackerdook and @Hayden_TF for coming by the stu-jo and recording some lackluster crowd sounds for sbemail207!

Video Transcript

{Cut to three people holding Casio keyboards with Puppet Strong Bad in the corner}

{lackluster crowd sounds}

8 Aug 2017


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Saw this pic through @DocJohn90 and @FacesPics. This is definitely a Strong (carry-on) Bag.

Video Transcript

{A photo of the overhead bin on an airplane appears. A red luggage bag in the bin is centered in the frame, while a floral duffel bag is partially visible to the left. The red bag's top compartment is unzipped. After a moment, the bag begins to talk with Strong Bad's voice. The unzipped compartment serves as its mouth, and the buttons holding the handle in place function as eyes.}

STRONG BAD: {long pause} Oh yeah! This overhead bin is nice and cozy! {"looks" to the left} Oh, hey there, first-class flower bag! How you doin tonight— {looks down, shocked} —wha—

{The shot zooms in on the aisle number below the overhead bin. The photo loses clarity at this magnification, so "38 is overlayed on top in white, flashing text. Black action lines appear around the text.}

STRONG BAD: {annoyed} Row 38? {cut back to the overhead bin} I thought I was flyin' first class! Not back here in steerage {looks forward} with the pleb-dregs.

{The floral duffel bag shakes twice. The red bag "looks" left}

STRONG BAD: Don't you talk to me no more, dress-for-less!

7 Aug 2017


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Cannonmouth! The new classic!

Video Transcript

See Cannonmouth
2 Aug 2017


There's no way Marshie would be that psyched with Nibbles so near. Ooh! New product! Fluffypuff Nibbles-So-Near convenient medicinal patch!
This Tweet links to @CraftingGeek's Tweet, a cross-stitch of Marshie and Nibbles.
1 Aug 2017


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Found this in the instructions for one of my old handhelds. Apparently this was at the height of calculator cachet. #treatitlikeacalculator

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TAKING CARE OF YOUR GAME
  • Treat your BATTLESTAR GALACTICA*TM like a calculator
  • Don't drop it.
  • Don't leave it in the car in hot weather.
  • Avoid getting it wet or dirty.
31 Jul 2017


No, but if you punch us in the stomach in the first 10 seconds of Round 1, we both puke!
This Tweet is a reply to @Judahe, who replied to Strong Bad's Punch-Out!! gif by asking if he and Soda Popinski went out for Cold Ones.
31 Jul 2017


You guys! Your fan art continues to reach untold levels of make-me-look-awesome!
This Tweet links to @Rikert_b's "amazing fan art" that Strong Bad responded to earlier.
30 Jul 2017


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Oh I got it, @RipplinBuck. I was just, um, saving it to put in Stinkoman Level 10. Which I believe has been delayed to the ACTUAL year 20X6.
This Tweet is a reply to @RipplinBuck who posted a mecha version of Strong Bad, complaining that it never got featured on Weekly Fanstuff when he sent it.

Fun Facts

  • This is a reference to Stinkoman 20X6 Level 10 and its hiatus.
    • Ironically, the level was announced to be released the very next year.
29 Jul 2017


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I will see your amazing fan art and raise you THIS!
This Tweet is a reply to @Rikert_b, who posted a stylized drawing of Strong Bad against a Tandy 400 background.

Fun Facts

29 Jul 2017


Don't worry. He's clearly just gasping at an empty pool skimmer in which he was hoping to find his lost retainer.
This Tweet is a reply to @Chris_Vivier, who posted a picture of a pool sign, pointing out its resemblance to Strong Sad.
28 Jul 2017


This works on so many levels! I can't seem to stop it from working on so manydang levels!!
This Tweet links to @scarfmezzo's Tweet with his attempt at the latest Skills of an Artist, replacing the cat with The Cheat and making the roll of toilet paper look like Strong Sad (including a speech bubble that reads "I'm sad that I'm plying.").

Fun Facts

  • The Tweet text is similar to a recent Instagram post: "You guys! This is so great! I can't stop letting it get so great!"
28 Jul 2017


Don't be afraid. These are just the opening spasms of the prelims of the fits and starts of my death throes!
This Tweet is a reply to @destroyernoah, who pointed out Strong Bad's frequent updates and said that it's scaring him.
26 Jul 2017


Shut up, lady!
This Tweet is a reply to @CamTroid and @pullahoko. In response to Strong Bad's toilet paper drawing lesson, @pullahoko drew toilet paper with Biscuitdoughhandsman's likeness on it, similar to the paper towel in licensed. @CamTroid replied with Shut Up Lady's line from that email.
26 Jul 2017


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Don't worry, there's a sbemail creepin in the bushes. I swear! But until then... skill out on this!

Video Transcript

See Posh Toilet Paper

Fun Facts

  • The email in question is too cool. It was released 19 days later.
26 Jul 2017


Where do I sign up for this STEAM STEM STOM Makerwhatev Camp?! Arduino? More like Ardui-YES!
This Tweet links to @FredBenitez's Tweet with a Trogdor-based electronic mechanism.

Fun Facts

  • Arduino is an open source computer hardware and software company.
25 Jul 2017


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'When Flash is truly dead, our lives will be nothing more than one loooong exported PNG sequence.' - Strong Sad Allen Poe

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The is!
niend is!
nigheran!
nighthan!
Before!


Fun Facts

  • This Tweet references Edgar Allan Poe and the death of Flash.
    • The Tweet text misspells "Allan" as "Allen".
25 Jul 2017


Beefy legs?! Your 12-year-old has crossbred Trogdor with the S is for Sucks Dragon!! He must be stopped! (i dig that flaming peasant tho)
This Tweet is a reply to @jstanley0, who posted a Trogdor-inspired dragon drawn by his son.
24 Jul 2017


Why? Are you the mythological 'Beehan'?! And you need me to tell you to 'kick it out?!'
This Tweet is a reply to @jarate_pro, who replied to the previous Tweet, asking Strong Bad to reply with a random quote from "the 87th sbemail" (mile).

Fun Facts

  • "Kick it out, Beehan" is a quote from mile.
24 Jul 2017


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Brother Graw Mad is inconsolable over the loss of MS Paint. Let's all pour a little libation outta our Paint Bucket Tools today.

Fun Facts

  • In July 2017, Microsoft added MS Paint to the list of deprecated Windows features, meaning that it won't be developed further and might be removed in the future.
  • The image is Strong Mad's drawing from lunch special.
24 Jul 2017


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Don't forget these guys from the Millionzoic Era! I AM NOT EXEMPT!!
This Tweet is a reply to @e_karasz, who drew alternate prehistoric versions of Strong Bad and Homestar.

Fun Facts

24 Jul 2017


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That's pretty dang accurate, @SmallLindsay! But you forgot the best part of those movies! Listen & Loin!
This Tweet is a reply to @SmallLindsay, who said she was reviewing Miyazaki films in Strong Bad's voice, and posted a picture of a review she posted on Discord (consisting of the first four sentences Strong Bad says in the video).

Video Transcript

{A still image of Strong Bad on the phone is shown with the text "Voice of: Strong Bad via unplugged 'ol landline"}

STRONG BAD: It's pretty baller. You got yer little girl. Yer grandpa spider. Yer pig time parents. Know what I'm talking about. And every time in the third act, without fail, something gets huge and giant and starts oozing blood and goop all over the place! And at that point in the movie, I always get the Studio a-Ghibli-jibblie-jibblies!

Fun Facts

23 Jul 2017


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Just so's everybody knows, my appearance on @cyborgturkey is NOT an official collaborasche! Don't make me call in ol' Litty Jack!!

Fun Facts

22 Jul 2017


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Dangtwice! Craze-O Facemake's facial recognition algorithm is pretty legit if it can somehow discern Homestar's 'face.'

Video Transcript

{Cut to a door, adorned by a framed picture of Homestar Runner from the cover of Everything Else, Volume 1. At the bottom of the screen is an interface with the Craze-O Facemake logo, and pictures of Dangeresque Too, Stinkoman, Crack Stuntman, Senor Cardgage, Rather Dashing on fire, Old-Timey Strong Bad and The Ugly One. Senor Cardgage is selected, and Puppet Homestar pops up with sunglasses, a combover and a beard digitally added to his face. The icons disappear.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Whoa. This Strong Bad filter for Craze-O Facemake is not very accurate. Strong Bad only sometimes has a dead muskrat on his head! And crawling around his mouth. I'm gonna switch.

{Homestar ducks out of frame. The icons appear again, Old-Timey Strong Bad is selected, and Homestar pops back up with Old-Timey Strong Bad's hair and moustache.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh! Rapscabouts and fountainbleu! I'm old-timey! Um, rations! And... donate tin! Pretty good!

{Homestar ducks out of frame again, making a vocal sound effect. The hair and moustache are placed onto the framed picture of Homestar.}

Fun Facts

  • Like the previous video, this one was reposted to Instagram with the caption "Strong Bad Muskrat Filter Pack DLC now available!".
  • This video references the previous Craze-O Facemake video.
  • Craze-O Facemake is a parody of various apps that can use filters to change your face, such as Snapchat or Instagram.
20 Jul 2017


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Sorry @m0mentring, Space Robo-Bubs is no match for...

Image Transcript

{The Int-Ball floats aboard the International Space Station. Onion Bubs floats in from the lower-right corner and bumps the Int-Ball off the screen, taking its place.}

18 Jul 2017


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New DLC for Craze-O Facemake, y'all! Get to in-app purchasin'!

Video Transcript

{Puppet Strong Bad is in front of a Strong Badia sign. Below him is an interface with the Craze-O Facemake logo, and pictures of Dangeresque Too, Stinkoman, Crack Stuntman, Senor Cardgage, Rather Dashing on fire, Old-Timey Strong Bad and The Ugly One. Senor Cardgage is selected, and sunglasses, a combover and a beard are added to Strong Bad's face. The pictures move out of frame.}

STRONG BAD: Oh, check out the new Cardgage filter from Craze-O Facemake! {imitating Senor Cardgage} Oh, many privalos, beveled edge! Uh, so many slices of gum! {normal voice} This is amazing! It's like I'm the man himself! Edah—

{The glasses move onto Strong Bad's mouth and the beard duplicates and moves onto each eye}

STRONG BAD: Ooh? Aah! Beard-eye! Beard-eye! Aah! Get it off!

{The features move back to normal}

STRONG BAD: Whew. That was close. This is great! Livin' my dreams. Out. {pauses, then ducks out of frame}

Fun Facts

17 Jul 2017


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No sbemail yet. But maybe an art lesson will tide you guys over!

Video Transcript

See Sammich

Fun Facts

  • This is the first installment of Skills of an Artist, which would go on to become a weekly feature on both Twitter and YouTube.
  • "No sbemail yet" refers to Strong Bad's fill-in-the-blanks Tweet two months earlier, hinting at a new Strong Bad Email. The email was released a month after this Tweet.
  • Strong Bad was somewhat inactive before this Tweet. This Tweet would begin his new tradition of near-daily Tweets, which still lasts to this day.
12 Jul 2017


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It does when I utilize THIS bad girl!
This Tweet is a reply to @virtualboy96, who, responding to the previous Tweet, asked if a Tweet would count as an email.

Image Transcript


Fun Facts

  • This is a reference to Edgar.
  • "Edgar Jr." was originally called "Edga Jr." in his appearance in long pants.
23 May 2017


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Help me fill in the blanks. Winner gets both their ding AND their dang email checked.

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Fun Facts

23 May 2017


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This Tweet is a reply to @sharktoothbubs, who asked if Strong Bad had forgotten the character of the same name in the previous Tweet, and even went so far as to include a screenshot from Dangeresque: Puppet Squad.

Video Transcript

{A hand holds Shark-Tooth Bubs by the head in front of a grey couch. He has small, white, limp balloon attached to his face, obscuring most of it.}

SHARK-TOOTH BUBS: Hey! Don't forgwet me! I still got the downstairs happenin'!

{The hand drops Shark-Tooth Bubs, who falls onto the couch and bounces slightly on impact.}

21 Mar 2017


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Happy World Puppet Day apparently!

Video Transcript

{Puppet Strong Bad stands in front of the orange curtain.}

PUPPET STRONG BAD: In honor of World Puppet Day, everyone's getting...

{Puppet Strong Bad quickly ducks; the scene jump-cuts to the same position as he lifts up his head again, now with a small, beige, limp balloon attached to the bottom of his silver crest.}

PUPPET STRONG BAD: {shouting and shaking}...generic oblong puppet noseeees!

{The music from the Trogdor-drawing scene in dragon plays. Slide transition to the same curtain scene, with Puppet Marshie replacing Strong Bad. Marshie has a similar red balloon attached to his nose.}

PUPPET MARSHIE: I'm even more of an abomination!

{Slide transition again, with Puppet Doreauxgard instead. He has a green balloon attached to his nose.}

DOREAUXGARD: Nobody knows what I look like anyways!

{Another slide transition, back to Puppet Strong Bad.}

PUPPET STRONG BAD: Finally, a generic puppet nose to go with my generic grumpy puppet mouth! {shakes quickly}

{Slide transition to The Exact Same, who has a pink balloon attached slightly below the area between his eyes.}

THE EXACT SAME: Well, despite all of this, I am still The Exact Same!

{Slide transition to Puppet The Cheat, who has a purple balloon attached between his eyes; due to the size and placement of the balloon, they are mostly obscured.}

PUPPET THE CHEAT: {Loud The Cheat noises}

{Slide transition to Puppet Homestar Runner, who is oriented in profile as usual. Only one of his eyes is visible, and he has a blue balloon attached above his top lip. Homestar quickly turns and faces the camera head-on, revealing the other eye diametrically opposite of the first. The music stops.}

PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: {nasal, shouting} This is great! I can really breathe through this thing!

{He inhales (making a strange buzzing sound) and exhales alternately, twice.}

PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: Listen to those nasal passages! This is a new day for {even more nasal} Homestar Runner!

{He attempts to clear his throat twice, making a disgusting noise, then turns and confidently walks away stage left.}

Fun Facts

  • World Puppet Day (also called World Puppetry Day) is a holiday falling on March 21st every year.
  • The Trogdor-drawing music from dragon plays. A few months after this video was posted, the music would go on to be better known as the Skills of an Artist theme.
  • Marshie being an abomination is a reference to Gel-arshie's quote from winter pool.
  • The Exact Same's line echoes his line from Main Page 25.
21 Mar 2017


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Here in Free Country USA, we've got something waaay betterworse than that naked ol' Cupid. Behold! #themakeromancer

Video Transcript

{Starts on a pink background with moving hearts}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Behold! The Makeromancer! {"The Makeromancer" appears in the center— Strong Sad wearing a black heart-embroidered cloak and holding a gray staff with a black heart on top. He is accompanied by a title stating his name, and he shrinks and moves to the right of the frame.}

STRONG SAD: {draws his arm back} Oh... Makeromance! {thrusts his arm forward; there is a puff of green smoke, and the word "MAKEROMANCE!" blinks at the top of the screen in pixelated font}

{Cut to Marzipan and The Cheat at a table in The Field having tea. The Makeromancer comes in from the bottom of the screen.}

STRONG SAD: Makeromance! {puff of green smoke}

{Cut to Coach Z in the locker room with his pile of towels and laundry. The Makeromancer enters from the left.}

STRONG SAD: Makeromance! {puff of green smoke}

{Cut Strong Bad as Sharpdene and Homestar Runner wearing a hat and trenchcoat in a hilly area at night. The Makeromancer comes down from above.}

STRONG SAD: {slightly slower} Makeromance! {puff of green smoke; Homestar appears to pucker his lips}

{Cut back to the Makeromancer against the pink heart background. He looks at the camera.}

STRONG SAD: Uh, so are my magical powers supposed to be causing romance? Or am I just sort of... demanding it of people? With colored smoke?

{Another Makeromancer enters from the left}

SECOND STRONG SAD: Makeromance! {puff of green smoke, causing the first Makeromancer to vanish}

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13 Feb 2017


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Found this horrifying snippet in a rusty film canister in the attic. Thought maybe you guys could ruin your exes' vamlumtimes with it.

Video Transcript

{Sickly Sam stands in the middle of a black, Old-Timey void and sings a song.}

SICKLY SAM: {singing slowly} Are we gonna make romance? And are we gonna make romance? Are we—

{Dee slides in from the right and harmonizes.}

DEE: {singing slowly} Are we—

{Dee bumps into Sickly Sam and they recenter in frame. Sickly Sam slowly puts his arm around Dee.}

BOTH: —gonna make romance?

{Both disappear with a "pafh!" cloud of dust}

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12 Feb 2017
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