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Revision as of 20:49, 28 January 2018


For @StrongBadActual tweets and Instagram posts.

2018

October

Text / Transcript Date / Link
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I found this old drawing. Please help.
Date


Um, that's a weird question. Do YOU plan on re-uploading yourself with higher quality? Like to reality? You know, better looking, more in shape, fatter bank?
Date


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Too late! She gone!
Date


I dunno, quotin' Homsar over pics of minors seems like a good way to get yourself banned or NSA red flagged maybe.
Date


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Um... Tron Day?
Date


That's the glare from the burninating countryside/parking lot outside the windows. He scorched the place before making his big entrance.
Date


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Thanks to @BeerWildHeaven for letting burnination into their hearts and their brewery and to everybody who came out to celebrate Trogday! You guys are the coolest!
Date


But what about T&C Surf Designs Wood and Water Rage?! I spent months convincing myself that wasn't a total piece of crap!
Date


Argon Beam Coagulators have been my weapon of choice for years!! I was like the boogeyman for young splenic hemorrhages! "Go to sleep, little hemorrhage. Or Strong Bad will get you with his ABC!" they'd say!
Date


I say we do the entire catalog! Videlectrix Collectrix Volumes 1-5!!
Date


Whoa! Looks like you used the Konami, Data East, Jaleco, KOEI, Tengen, and VIC TOKAI codes all at once!!
Date


Casiotone CT-405 baby!
This Tweet is a reply to @connorclang's reply to the HTML TROGDOR! Tweet, asking if the sound effects were recorded on an old Yamaha keyboard.

Fun Facts

12 Jan 2018


Baby steps, my friend! Peasant baby steps.
This Tweet is a reply to @MagiKoopa24, who linked to the previous Tweet, asking where Peasant's Quest was.
12 Jan 2018


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We finally lubed up Trogdor's beefy arm with Hypertext Markup Lotion! Play the arcade classic in any browser, on any device, all without Flash!

Happy Freakin' Trogday Everybody!

http://homestarrunner.com/trogdor-canvas ...

Fun Facts

12 Jan 2018


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Aww! Bummed you can't make it! Feel free to make your own janky version at home!
This Tweet is a reply to @_tgjessie's reply to the previous Trogday Tweet, saying that the United States is too far away.
12 Jan 2018


You make me smile too, @workshopcraft. As much as a weird rectangle of flesh can smile, that is.
This Tweet is a reply to @workshopcraft and @Graphoniac. @Graphoniac asked who makes you smile when you see their name, and @Graphoniac responded with a list of names, including @StrongBadActual.
12 Jan 2018


I tried to explain that to Strong Mad through the closet door but now he just keeps screaming "PHYLUM" over and over. Thx for tryin, tho.
This Tweet is a reply to @ChrisDPiazza's reply to Strong Bad's previous reply, saying some paleontologists refer to Dromiceiomimus as a Struthiomimus, but others keep the original genus.

Fun Facts

12 Jan 2018


Strong Mad heard those were declared a 'nomen dubium' and now he won't come out of his closet! Is it true?! Is it dubious?!
This Tweet is a reply to @ChrisDPiazza's Tweet, saying he can't not say Dromiceiomimus in Strong Bad's voice, referencing his quote in Jibblies 2 when referring to Poodonkis.

Fun Facts

  • A nomen dubium ("doubtful name") is a scientific name that is of unknown or doubtful application.
  • Strong Mad's closet is where Poodonkis is kept.
12 Jan 2018


Don't encourage Coach Z! He calls this whole week 'Dingler Days' and you don't even wanna know how he 'celebrates.'
This Tweet is a reply to @DrewBrayshaw's reply to the previous Tweet, wishing everyone a happy Wormdinglerday.
12 Jan 2018


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Don't forget to come raise a glass in tribute to the Burninator at @BeerWildHeaven (aka the Hot Jones Factory!) tomorrow Jan 13th from 1-3pm! The washed up actor that played Rather Dashing will be there and maybe puppets too!

Fun Facts

10 Jan 2018


No loafing! No personal calls! The break room fridge smells like undead cabbage! Where's the little spray thingy for the whiteboard?!!
This Tweet is a reply to @herrfettgesicht's Tweet, saying his productivity increased because of the Strong Bad drawing on his whiteboard.

Fun Facts

12 Jan 2018


This guy says he did this with his frat brothers. They look like the proud men of Gregga Gregga Gregga to me. Those Tri-Gregs sure know how to party!
This Tweet links to @TheSecretFrog's Tweet that was previously replied to.

Fun Facts

  • This is an appearance of the name Greg. "Tri-Gregs" may be a reference to the four Gregs.
12 Jan 2018


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Whoa! YES! That totally sounds like what the Keepers of Trogdor chant at their black masses/buffet and swap meet!
This Tweet is a reply to @TheSecretFrog's reply to the previous Tweet, linking to an a cappella performance he did with his fraternity brothers.

Fun Facts

11 Jan 2018


Why wasn't I told about this?! How did I miss it?! This is amazing-- I can't beli-- I jus-- Chiggidaba-- PIZZAS FOR ALL!!
This Tweet links to @Rostbarth's Tweet, which links to an orchestrated version of TROGDOR from 2014.

Fun Facts

  • Strong Bad's stuttering is the same as his reaction to The Cheat's music video in Everybody to the Limit.
    • Like Everybody to the Limit, this Tweet also mentions pizzas.
11 Jan 2018


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Check out this old car stereo ad from 2004! For real! Are removable faceplates still a thing?
11 Jan 2018


'Faceinhole!' THAT's what you call those! I'd just been sayin 'weird carnival cutout.'
This Tweet is a reply to @BeerWildHeaven's Tweet announcing the Trogday event, referring to the cutout as a "faceinhole".

Fun Facts

  • Strong Bad refers to it as a "weird carnival cutout" in a previous Tweet.
10 Jan 2018


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Look like Cheatpups. With tails.
This Tweet is a reply to @JaniStrzepek, who linked to @wellwhynot20's drawing of yellow leopard geckos, and referred to them as The Cheats.

Fun Facts

  • That is the Sketchbook sketch from December 30, 2004, "eww. a litter of cheatpups."
    • The image posted is the same image uploaded to the Homestar Runner Wiki.
10 Jan 2018


You have been mistaken all these years my friend! Watch the sbemail. Those are a little detail that comes BEFORE the v's get consummate! Those are, in fact, regimented U's.
This Tweet is a reply to @zachlubarsky, who replied to Strong Bad's previous reply to him, saying the consummate V's are supposed to be on Trogdor's chest (referring to his scales).

Fun Facts

10 Jan 2018


🎵Burninating the fisher price jungle-themed baby jumper, burninating your thigh hairs...🎶
This Tweet is a reply to @CoolStoryChriss, who posted a Trogdor tattoo for Trogday. The baby jumper Strong Bad mentions is seen in the background of the image.
10 Jan 2018


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That's the only way we operate!
This Tweet is a reply to @Hypernukeleosis, who replied to the Trogday Tweet, saying there were no January or Saturday events listed on Wild Heaven Brewery's website, asking if it was a shady, back-alley event, operated behind the bushes until the cops show up.

Fun Facts

10 Jan 2018


No need! The weird carnival cutout thing does it for you!
This Tweet is a reply to @Brian_Lutz, who replied to the Trogday Tweet, asking if you have to look like a peasant, smell like a peasant, and be on fire like a peasant, referencing the three tasks in Peasant's Quest.
10 Jan 2018


In his teeth, spinities, and angry eyebrows where they've always been, man! Where have YOU been putting consummate v's?!
This Tweet is a reply to @zachlubarsky, who replied to the previous Tweet, asking where Trogdor's consummate V's are.

Fun Facts

  • "Teeth, spinedies, and angry eyebrows" are the three things Strong Bad uses consumate V's to draw in dragon.
10 Jan 2018


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ATL fans! In honor of Trogdor's 15th Trogday, come out to the Wild Heaven Brewery (@BeerWildHeaven) in Avondale Estates this Saturday from 1-3pm! Have some cold ones and BECOME the burninator's beefy arm or his flaming peasant victim!

Fun Facts

10 Jan 2018


All-a-ways!
This Tweet is a reply to @SpaceBoarderBen, who asked if The Brothers Chaps were still taking in Tweets for Strong Bad Emails.
9 Jan 2018


Yes! Anyone who still wants new main pages in 2018 gets an automatic yes! Priorities!!
This Tweet is a reply to @ashley_wool, who suggested a Characters from Yonder Website main page.
8 Jan 2018


I'd call that an 'improvement.' Not a 'problem.'
This Tweet is a reply to @ItsSkullhood, who found a problem with their Homestar Runner screensaver; Homestar's head was missing.
7 Jan 2018


THE LEGEND CONCLUTES!
This Tweet is a reply to @cvmikep, who linked to Strong Bad's Level 10 Tweet, saying "THE LEGEND CONTINUTES", in reference to the "CONTINUTE" button on the game's title screen.

Fun Facts

  • The Level 10 trailer ended with "TO BE CONCLUDED..."
6 Jan 2018


Total! We just need to find experts in porting 'games that look like they were from an obsolete console and were played in a now-obsolete player' to a 'current console that plays games that look like they are from an obsolete console'. Simple!
This Tweet is a reply to @Thorn_90 and @TheAnimatedGuy. @Thorn_90 replied to Strong Bad's Level 10 Tweet, asking to get the game on Nintendo Switch, and @TheAnimatedGuy replied, asking for an entire Videlectrix collection on the Switch.

Fun Facts

  • Strong Bad uses "total" in place of "totally".
6 Jan 2018


Same here! I totally suck at it! Mebbe we get them to make you jump higher! Or give you more mans! Or start where you just died 'steada starting over! I mean, the crap, right?!
This Tweet is a reply to @JimmyDonagee, who linked to Strong Bad's Level 10 Tweet, saying that he couldn't even get past Level 1.2.

Fun Facts

  • Strong Bad says mans, which is the term for "lives" used in the game.
6 Jan 2018


What if they forgort to port!!
This Tweet is a reply to @pocketsfluff, who linked to Strong Bad's Level 10 Tweet, saying that Stinkoman 20X6 should be ported to the Shovel Knight engine.

Fun Facts

  • Strong Bad quotes Coach Z's line from mini-golf.
6 Jan 2018


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In honor of Stinkoman's 15th birthday today, Videlectrix has decided to throw down the 8-bit gauntlet (to themselves I guess?)!

Video Transcript

{Cut to Stinkoman, silhouetted, standing at the entrance to the castle. Stinkoman 20X6-like music plays. The camera pans up to show all of the castle. When it reaches the top, the sky darkens and lightning strikes repeatedly along with thunder. The lightning flashes and cuts to a close-up Stinkoman with his eyes closed.}

STINKOMAN: {subtitled} ZZZ...MMMM. STUMMY FULLA {cut to full view of the castle} PRAWNS...ZZZ... {lightning strikes twice}

{Cut to the shadowy figure in his lair}

SHADOWY FIGURE: {subtitled} UM. IS HE EVER GOING TO COME INSIDE?

{Pan right to 1-Up and Pan Pan. 1-Up has a long yellow beard and hair under his hat. The music abruptly stops.}

1-UP: {subtitled} I GREW A PRODIGIOUS BEARD! {closes his eyes as the beard shines}

{Small Pan Pan-like creatures appear from under Pan Pan. The music plays again.}

1-UP: {subtitled} AND PANPAN HAD A HUNDRED BABIES.

SHADOWY FIGURE: {subtitled} EWWW!

{Cut to Stinkoman}

STINKOMAN: {subtitled} {head nodding off} ZZZ...

{Lightning flash as his head returns upright and he opens his eyes. The music stops again.}

STINKOMAN: {subtitled} {flicking his head backwards twice in a manner similar to Homestar Runner, with audible sound effects} HUH-WHA?

{Mushroom clouds appear around his head and he closes his eyes. The Level 1 music begins.}

STINKOMAN: {subtitled} OH NO! I FEEL ASLEEP!

{The mushroom clouds disappear and he opens his eyes.}

STINKOMAN: {subtitled} I SHOULD PROBABLY START HEADING INTO THAT FORTRESS

{Cut to Stinkoman in his double deuce pose against a fadey blue background, surrounded by moving white lines}

STINKOMAN: {subtitled} FOR THE FINAL CHALLENGE!!

{Cut to Stinkoman, silhouetted, standing at the entrance, similar to the start of the video. The music stops again.}

STINKOMAN: {subtitled} COMIN' UP HERE...

{Cut to a full view of the castle. Pause.}

STINKOMAN: {subtitled} PRETTY SOON.

{Cut to a dark gray screen. The Level 1 music plays as white text appears. The first line appears letter by letter, similar to the subtitles, and the rest of the text fades in all at once.}

TO BE CONCLUDED...

STINKOMAN 20X6 LEVEL 10
COMING IN 2018 TO A
FLASH PLAYER FROM 2005.

{Stinkoman's sprite runs from the right side of the screen to the center, running in place as he is slowly silhouetted. The music fades out.}

STINKOMAN: {jumping in the air; unsubtitled} 20X6!

Fun Facts

6 Jan 2018


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I take it all back!! I shoulda drawn THIS draccus! The chubcus! You could climb up his belly rolls like a ladder!

Fun Facts

  • This is another alternate drawing for the Draccus Skills of an Artist. The original drawing can be seen in the upper-right corner of the image.
  • Chubcus is a portmanteau of draccus and chubby.
5 Jan 2018


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Cool to see the FHQ mention in @xkcdComic but count me out! You guys know what that airport is like...

Image Transcript

Welcome To
FHQWHGADS
Int'l AiRPORT!
North Parking Lot:
North PaTO THE LIMIT!
South Parking Lot:
North PaTO THE LIMIT!
Security Wait Time:
North PaTO THE LIMIT!

Fun Facts

  • This Tweet refers to that day's xkcd comic, listing "FHQ" for "Fhqwhgads" in a list of parody airport abbreviations.
  • "Airport" is spelled with a lowercase i in the image.
  • "TO THE LIMIT!" refers to the music video based on Fhqwhgads, Everybody to the Limit.
3 Jan 2018

2017

Steam AND sugar!!
This Tweet is a reply to @You_Got_Byrned, who shared a photo of a batch of homemade Cheatcake-like cupcakes.

Fun Facts

  • "Steam and sugar" are the ingredients Strong Bad mentions in stupid stuff.
31 Dec 2017


Hmm. I can't tell which one is great. Dictionary peeps referencing Trogdor vs. fast food peeps referencing the obscure sbemail 'what i want.' YOU decide!
This Tweet links to a post from the official Merriam Webster Twitter account, which posted a GIF from dragon to illustrate the word "draco" (the Latin origin of "dragon").

Fun Facts

28 Dec 2017


Yes, with unlistenable garbage audio. This is at least the sound straight from the soundboard.
This Tweet is a reply to @LeScarletSinger's comment about the Limozeen Live performance originally being uploaded to YouTube channel tdougland.
27 Dec 2017


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The 27th is DecemberZEEN! Download this rare club show from '08 in way-more-than-decent quality audio! (YT video to follow!)

homestarrunner.com/zeenlive08.html

Fun Facts

27 Dec 2017


Ahhhhh!! My parts!!
This Tweet is a reply to @MissDragon42, who posted a drawing of Strong Bad with human-like proportions she made in ninth grade.
25 Dec 2017


Those reactions look about right! Unamused b/w secretly plotting revenge.
This Tweet is a reply to @thediabeatles, who posted a picture of himself giving each member of his family a Deep Impact DVD.

Fun Facts

  • Strong Bad uses "b/w".
25 Dec 2017


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In the Dangeresque universe, Dangeresque Too always gets Dangeresque "Deadly Impact" each Decemberween.

Fun Facts

25 Dec 2017


Um, 'substitue' is the French Canadian spelling! Pronounced (sub-stih-TWAY). Yeah! To go with the theme, see?! NOT a misspelling!
This Tweet is a reply to the Tweet containing the Santaman's Chimney recipe.

Fun Facts

23 Dec 2017


Oops.
This Tweet is a reply to @misshanake, who pointed out the misspelling of "substitute" in the previous Tweet.
23 Dec 2017


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Don't show up at your Decemberween gatherings this year without the season's hottest new bev! Print out, prepare, watch grandma spiral out of control!

Image Transcript

Santaman's Chimney

- 1 part Hot Jones
(if no Jones, subtitue Jenkins, if no Jenkins,
substitue Egg Nog)

- 1 shot your fav Hard Ones
- Dash of liquid smoke
(top with whipped cream and crushed candy canes
to get all lame and foodie on it)

FROM THE CROOKED KITCHEN OF DANGERESQUE

Fun Facts

23 Dec 2017


As soon as you draw tiny cool, cool glasses on a post-it and cut them out!
This Tweet is a reply to @garrant_ryan, who asked when Dangeresque figurines will be available.

Fun Facts

23 Dec 2017


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NEW Decemberween Special!

Dangeresque Puppet Squad:
The Hot Jones Hijack!!
Happy D'ween everybody!

youtu.be/zWpW623yrAU

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23 Dec 2017


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Oh man! I should totally make you one with my totally legit Printelectrix 3D printer! Check it making a thatched roof cottage here!
This Tweet is a reply to @nanirourou, who posted a picture of a headless Strong Bad figurine and asked about a keyboard head replacement.

Fun Facts

22 Dec 2017


Um, how bout we start with that sweet, sweet commercial permission and/or recognition first. Which nobody bothered to get.
This Tweet is a reply to @TheeColin, who commented on Strong Bad's "appearance" in the Arby's Tweet, saying it's about time Strong Bad got those "sweet sweet commercial $$$$".
22 Dec 2017


You'll have to take that up with your local rabbit dog or bunnym'n. Or are they just zombiem'n now?
This Tweet is a reply to @takuminightcore, who asked Strong Bad to make a second season of Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People.

Fun Facts

22 Dec 2017


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Hard Drivin for PC/Amiga!
This Tweet is a reply to the previous Tweet.

Fun Facts

21 Dec 2017


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Secret tricks of the Dangerdesque!

Fun Facts

21 Dec 2017


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Maybe this is all just payback for this. The mythological crossover fast food sandwich of legend!
This Tweet is a reply to @arisuvix, who pointed Strong Bad to @Arbys's recent Tweet.

Fun Facts

20 Dec 2017


Nothing I signed on for. They don't even tell everybody the reference is from Sbemail 163! I even had to look that old cartoon up!
This Tweet is a reply to @McLeanBen, who commented on Strong Bad's "appearance" in the Arby's Tweet.
20 Dec 2017


Blubb-O's, that is. Also, is that dayglow red monstrosity a fried chicken tikka masala sandwich?! If so, Strong Sad will take 12.
This Tweet is a reply to his previous reply to @Arbys.

Fun Facts

20 Dec 2017


Sorry guys. I'm already sworn to Blubbo's.
This Tweet is a reply to the official Arby's Twitter account, which posted a video with a live-action Strong Bad Dancin' Musical Nobot from what I want to promote their product.
20 Dec 2017


Lemme see if I can dig that dirge-y mess up!
This Tweet is a reply to @Roobix_Cubes, who requested a high-quality version of the holiday version of the Intro song from A Holiday Greeting and the Decemberween Email Menu.
19 Dec 2017


I will! I have the whole thang ding ready to upload! Video and audio! Gimme few days!
This Tweet is a reply to @DieLobsterguy, who requested that Strong Bad release a high-quality version of Limozeen Live! similar to the high-quality version of Hooked on Decemberween.

Fun Facts

  • The spoonerism "thang ding" originated in too cool.
  • The songs were released eight days later.
19 Dec 2017


I was thinkin' the SAME THING!
This Tweet is a reply to @omelettecounty's doodle of Strong Bad kicking Homestar, to which @Spat856 was wondering if he could do it nine times.
19 Dec 2017


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Have a link to a crappy HTML page with your fav D'ween songs. Finally in high-ish quality! homestarrunner.com/decemberweensongs.html
19 Dec 2017


No way! That Viking dragon has one of those greasy, whispy combovers. Looks like Nordump, Trogdor's depressing cousin that's always asking to borrow consummate V's and never gives them back.
This Tweet is a reply to @heatherbeamatz, who offered a Viking-era slate drawing of a dragon as "historical evidence for Trogdor".

Fun Facts

18 Nov 2017


Nobody paid me nothing or asked permission or anything. I mostly hate chicken. Especially... in a pan.
This Tweet is a reply to @UnknownNeo and @Lordofthesuplex, who were discussing Strong Bad's unofficial appearance in Robot Chicken.

Fun Facts

  • Strong Bad's last sentence refers to his description of an undesirable slumber party meal.
18 Nov 2017


Don't know what that is and don't care!
This Tweet is a reply to @thomaspercyfan, who asked Strong Bad's opinion on his unofficial appearance in Robot Chicken.
18 Dec 2017


Nothing I agreed to.
This Tweet is a reply to @MattLovehammer, who commented on Strong Bad's unofficial cameo in a recent Robot Chicken episode.
18 Dec 2017


Until the cardboardium spear was SHATTERED into 8 pieces! Each shard conveniently landing in a different biome right next to a very large, very angry creature with easy to recognize patterned behaviors! Reunite the shards! Press START!
This Tweet is a reply to @MercMaistro, who tried to come up with a story behind the Trogdor linocut and Strong Bad's spear.

Fun Facts

15 Dec 2017


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Also, already taken though.
This Tweet is a reply to the same Tweet he replied to previously.

Fun Facts

  • Strong Bad shows a screenshot from The Cheatar, the short featuring the gigantic Fender Stratocaster made for Guitar Mania.
15 Dec 2017


I shoulda seen it. Perfection!
This Tweet is a reply to @adamheine, who suggested the name "Cheetaur" for Strong Bad's steed in the linocut.
15 Dec 2017


This linocut is amazing!! But whattaya call that thing I'm riding? A Cheatsteed? Cheatmount? A wild Cheatstang? Anybody else? I'm open to suggestions!
This Tweet links to a post from @CharlemagneSeb featuring a fanmade linocut of Strong Bad facing Trogdor with a spear riding a The Cheat-like steed, in the midst of a burninated landscape.
15 Dec 2017


Total jerks the Brothers Chaps are about to be on @LibraryRadio's podcast Lost in the Stacks on 91.1FM WREK in the ATL at noon! They will talk too much and play some cool old 7 inches!

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15 Dec 2017


Whoa! A rare, deep cut. I'll have to dig through some moldy old VHS piles to see if I can find it!
This Tweet is a reply to @StrikerObi, who was a student when The Brothers Chaps visited Florida State University, and wanted to know if the clip of Puppet Homestar from their presentation was still around.
15 Dec 2017


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Here's an alt attempt at a @PatrickRothfuss draccus from yesterday. This one was more sperm whale/70's van than toothpaste dollop.

Fun Facts

14 Dec 2017


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Won't you join Homestar for whatever the crap a sweet winter's blush is?

Video Transcript

{Open to the cross-stitched "A Decemberween Snowment with Puppet Homestar" title screen with the wreath and sprig of holly}

MIKE: {voiceover} Go in again.

PUPPET HOMESTAR: {voiceover} Ah, the first—

MIKE: {cutting him off; voiceover} Uh— come this way a bit more— too much steps. There we go.

{Cut to Puppet Homestar in a Santa hat outside a house while snow is falling}

PUPPET HOMESTAR: Ah, the first hush... of winter's blush. Try and catch snowflakes on your tongue! {tries to catch snowflakes} Ahh. Or— on your mouth-shelf. If you got one. {opens mouth again} Ahhhhhhh... It's very easy to catch them, admittedly, when you have a mouth-shelf. {opens mouth again} Ahhhhhh. {smacks lips} Mmm. Winter's blush. Won't you join me... for a sweet winter's blush?

{Cut to closer shot}

PUPPET HOMESTAR: Isn't that what they call snow? Winter's blush? In the Amateur Snow-Eaters Professional World?

{Cut to a poster for a "Winter's Blush" event:}

Mouth Shelves Welcome!

WINTER'S
BLUSH!

AMATEUR SNOW-EATERS PROFESSIONAL WORLD

PREMIER EVENT!

ANNOUNCER: Winter's Bluuuh...uuh-uuh-uuh-uuuuush!

Fun Facts

14 Dec 2017


Hey Andym'n! Here's a secret link to higher quality mp3's of ALL the Decemberween tunes! homestarrunner.com/decemberweensongs.html
This Tweet is a reply to @AndyIsTweeting, who was distraught because the Cheer Up Coach Z download link seemed to be broken.

Fun Facts

  • Strong Bad calls Andy "Andym'n".
    • He also referred to someone named Andy as "Andyman" in looking old.
14 Dec 2017


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You guys did it! Since you raised over $14K for @PatrickRothfuss and @Worldbuilders_ everyone gets an extra special Skills of an Artist! And one of you lucky donors wins this drawing! Put your skills to such greater use and master the 4 Bean Salad!

Video Transcript

See Draccus



Fun Facts

  • This Tweet was pinned on the day it was posted.
  • The 4 Bean Salad is one of the techniques used in the drawing.
13 Dec 2017


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Last day to donate to @Worldbuilders_ ! Take a lesson from C.J. here! Only $1085 left to go and I'll do a special @PatrickRothfuss themed Skills of an Artist! $10k = 83.3333 goats for needy peeps! Don't you wanna see lotsa thirds of goats?!

Image Transcript

C.J. Claypool donated $73.44

Step 1: Add up the collective dollar amount for the
games currently in your Steam Wish List. Step 2:
Realize that money can be put to MUCH better use
by the folks at Worldbuilder. Step 3: Find a fun
group to pledge through, like Strong Bad's
Goathfuss fund. Step 4: Feel better about the
money you just spent. You were never going to play
those video games anyway.

9 hours ago

11 Dec 2017


I can arrange that!
This Tweet is a reply to @mizzelphug, who would have preferred a Decemberween update through Shark-Tooth Bubs.
8 Dec 2017


Is that on account of the 'Patreon' in 'Patreon-type deal'? Or the whole concept of 'Patreon-type deal' itself? Like what if I set up a 'Stonktreon' campaign? You be into that?
This Tweet is a reply to @jimmyjone, who said he changed his vote on the Patreon poll to "ew, gross" due to it being through Patreon.
8 Dec 2017


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'Tis the weather* for a holiday classic with Puppet Homestar! (*Strong Bad does not respect or condone actually 'tis-ing the weather)

Video Transcript

{Open to the cross-stitched title "A Decemberween Snowment with Puppet Homestar" encircled by a wreath, with a sprig of holly below}

PUPPET HOMESTAR: {voiceover, singing to the opening strains of "Decemberween"} Ba da da da da...

{Cut to Puppet Homestar with a Santa hat and jingle bells, outside a house while snow falls}

PUPPET HOMESTAR: ...Boo doo doo! Decemberween, Decemberween...

{Cut to a snowy pumpkin on the ground; Homestar pops in from the right}

PUPPET HOMESTAR: ...You're fifty-five days after Halloweeeeen!

{Cut back to the first scene}

PUPPET HOMESTAR: Weeeeeeen! {looks at the camera; no longer singing} Winter's blush!

{Title screen appears again. After a few seconds, fade to Homestar and the pumpkin again.}

PUPPET HOMESTAR: {talking to the pumpkin} What are you still doing here? Shouldn't Brainkrieg've gotten you already?

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8 Dec 2017


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Back atcha, stripéd beardym'n!
Member this?
This Tweet is a reply to @PatrickRothfuss, who told Strong Bad he loved him.

Image Transcript

>shred lute

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6 Dec 2017


If we raise a total of $10K for the @Worldbuilders_ fundraiser (they give goats to peeps in need or something!) I'll do a special Skills of an Artist where I teach you to draw a draccus from @PatrickRothfuss' books! Then you can win the drawing! Gonate!
This Tweet links to the Worldbuilders Goathfuss fundraiser.

Fun Facts

  • Draccus was released a week later.
6 Dec 2017


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I freely admit to starting this Skills of an Artist with absolutely no plan! The results speak for themselves!

Video Transcript

See Clownbread



Fun Facts

  • This Tweet was pinned on the day it was posted.
6 Dec 2017


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Here's a nicer quality gif. Not sure why all the jankitude in that little videro.
This Tweet is a reply to his previous Tweet, which was a lower-quality video of the GIF in this Tweet.

Image Transcript

King Castlefunny
King proclaimeth:

h"The Glass is
halALWAYS
half-full with"

Frothman's
FrLITE

6 Dec 2017


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Thanks to @babypopdipstick for creating the missing King Castlefunny artwork for this vintage Frothman's Lite Half-Full Cold Ones bar sign! Every lame man-cave or gross, shared college apartment needs one!

Video Transcript

{There is a wooden wall with a bar sign on it, resembling a castle. On it, there is an advertisement for Frothman's Lite Half-Full Cold Ones, with @babypopdipstick's The King of Town fanart as King Castlefunny. On the left side, there is a brown and white object moving up and down in a wavy fashion.}

Fun Facts

  • This refers to the previous Tweet.
  • A college apartment is mentioned.
5 Dec 2017


This is totally from when King Castlefunny was brought back as the inexplicable pitchman for Frothman's Lite Half-full Cold Ones! Your uncle prolly has a vintage wood-paneled lighted sign of this in his storage unit/current residence!
This Tweet is a reply to @babypopdipstick, who shared fanart of a stylized King of Town.

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5 Dec 2017


Nobody do anything... Gingeresque!
This Tweet links to a photo from @__Beaches__ of an iced gingerbread Strong Bad.

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3 Dec 2017


I say we suggest my ultimate crossover fantasy: Thy Dungeresqueman! Crooked cop rogue-lite textroidvania flask-sim!!
This Tweet is a reply to @xArc_Knightx, who asked about a petition for Telltale Games to make a second season of Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People.

Fun Facts

  • This Tweet features many portmanteaus:
    • "Thy Dungeresqueman" is a portmanteau of Thy Dungeonman and Dangeresque.
    • "Rogue-lite" is a portmanteau of roguelike and lite.
      • Roguelike is a subgenre of role-playing video games, characterized by a dungeon crawl through procedurally generated game levels, turn-based gameplay, tile-based graphics, and permanent death of the player-character.
    • "Textroidvania" is a portmanteau of text and Metroidvania, which itself is a portmanteau of Metroid and Castlevania.
      • Metroidvania is a subgenre of action-adventure games, using game design and mechanics that are similar to Metroid and Castlevania.
    • "Flask-sim" is a portmanteau of flask and sim (abbreviation for simulator).
  • Dangeresque did get a crossover that same month, although it was with Cheat Commandos in Decemberween Dangeresque.
3 Dec 2017


Punchesintheface only!
This Tweet is a reply to @iyeru, who asked if he could donate to the Goathfuss fundraiser in kicks to the butt.

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30 Nov 2017


That's a good instinct, man! But it's to raise money to buy goats!! Can't nobody say Strong Bad don't love goats! They're inherently evil! Those sidewise eyes!
This Tweet is a reply to @letshearitclown, who thought that Strong Bad's promotion of the Goathfuss fundraiser was out-of-character.
30 Nov 2017


But I drink my yogurt from a tube!!
This Tweet is a reply to @Storied_Hope, who replied to @letshearitclown's comment that Strong Bad's promotion of the Goathfuss fundraiser was out-of-character, saying that Strong Bad was losing his edge.

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30 Nov 2017


This is a fantastic use of both time and effort!
This Tweet is a reply to @Mcadical, who shared distorted edited screenshots from too cool and long pants that he said looked like Strong Bad and Homestar's "long lost Lovecraftian cousins".
30 Nov 2017


There's still hope! I have a box of Kick The Cheat larynxes! instagram.com/p/BYO0e6kjNm9/
This Tweet is a reply to @RUFauxRlz, who said they have a Kick The Cheat whose voice doesn't work anymore.

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30 Nov 2017


Oh my style! I now know my new mission in life! To create an inflatable lawn Trogdor you can keep up year round! Who wants to to give-a four dollar-a to my Kickcheater campaign?!
This Tweet is a reply to @brycec1701, who shared a photo of a giant inflatable Christmas dragon at a store.

Fun Facts

  • Strong Bad says "oh my style".
  • Strong Bad's manner of speaking "give-a four dollar-a" is similar to the one in Fan Costumes 2016 during his fake podcasts. Specifically, the lines "Last month, I made-a four dollars" and "Next month, I hope-a to make it a five-a dollabra".
  • "Kickcheater" originated in sbemail206, and is a reference to kicking The Cheat.
30 Nov 2017


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You guys are donating machines! We're almost to the $5000 mark already! Remember, every 10 bucks you donate to @PatrickRothfuss charity, Worldbuilders, gets you another chance to win Homestar crap! Keep it up! classy.org/fundraiser/1216597

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bizcasfri1

{All of Strong Bad's lines are circled, except for the hand-written one.}

{obscured}cas fri

{obscured}is at computer

{obscured}b: i'm almost done with these 3rd quarter projection analysis spreadsheets and
still no sign of...

hs(pops up): my dog!

sb: uuggh. i am not your dog!

hs: rondleman you crack me up. crack. me. up. that's why you're my d-o-g-e.

sb: doge? what're you talking about? i'm strong bad. rondleman works in regional
shipping management resources.

hs: ha ha! oh, that's rich. good one one rondleman, i mean good one my dog. hey,
going to beach themed

restaurant tonight? tonight's ladies' night: music, dancing, they got fake palm
trees. can i catch a ride? cool.

{handwritten on the left side of the text, with a line pointing between "trees." and "can i catch a ride?"}
SB:
YEAH.
NOT
GOING.

pick me up at 6. oh and bring plenty of cash...i'm gonna get at least 4 or 5
appetizers

sb: just get outta {obscured}and let me finish these spreadsheets.

hs: oh, you're no{obscured}inished mine weeks ago. lemme give you a hand
there...

(homestar sma{obscured}rd and the flagrant error comes up)

sb: oh grea{obscured}

hs: hey {obscured}it's my dog too! anyway, i'll
let you
{obscured}
letsee
{obscured}

sb s{obscured}
Some people have curly hair.
Hillary has curly hair.
is being eaten by some kind of
gross worm.
  • The client ext list reads:
CLIENT EXT LIST

Broadermaker (acct) - ext 3310

Pulldonk (rcvbles) - ext 2219

Staverchoff (IT) - ext 5567

Troucghtman (tech) - ext 2390

Mancuso (support) - ext 5408

L.Williams (d.man) - ext 302

Ron Trouble (VP) - ext 2218

Semigloss (service) - ext 5675

DiPennitennitari (??) - ext 1{obscured}

Client Dan (deceased) - {obscured}
30 Nov 2017


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Want a chance to win one of the last remaining Kick the Cheats? Or the original Cornucopicron drawing from Skills of an Artist? DONATE to @PatrickRothfuss's charity and win nerdy stuff while buying herdy goats for peeps around the globe! classy.org/fundraiser/1216597 #RaiseTheGoathfuss

Fun Facts

29 Nov 2017


Press B during character selection for alt costume!
This Tweet is a reply to @JedKronfeld, who claimed that Strong Bad's hacker outfit was the alternate Strong Bad skin in Street Fighter.
29 Nov 2017


The red was def triggering some severe rage reactions. Lotta punched Compaq CRT screens as a result.
This Tweet is a reply to @pullahoko, who commented that the blue gloves in Strong Bad's outfit must have a soothing effect on inmates.

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29 Nov 2017


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So, @rob_t_firefly sent me this stock photo hacker pic and he's totally wearing the same outfit I wear on Sbemail Inmate Outreach Night! 'Cept I secure my Lappier with a squash blossom vine 'stead of a chain.
29 Nov 2017


It varies. The Cheat's base is like an inch and brother Graw Mad's is prolly 2.5? instagram.com/p/BYWip7DjD67/
This Tweet is a reply to @Oniwah, who asked what size the bases of the Homestar Runner figurines were.

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27 Nov 2017


Naw you should be grood. Take your time. Make life last. Lurk longer. Creep closer. Staunch stranger... what were we talkin' about again?
This Tweet is a reply to @Righ_Bread, who asked if items in the Decemberween Gifts collection were at risk of selling out.

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27 Nov 2017


Hot Jones is approved. Hot Pooey, on the other hand, voids ALL the warranties. Ever.
This Tweet is a reply to @MercMaistro, who asked if drinking Hot Jones from his "mug full of figurines" would void the warranty.

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27 Nov 2017


Looks like a white poop emoji. You know, like from the 70's when dog poop turned white sometimes. I blame Gaines Burgers.
This Tweet is a reply to @BBAlpert, who asked what hat Mario would get if one used the Strong Sad Amiibo with Super Mario Odyssey.

Fun Facts

27 Nov 2017


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Obligatory Cyber Monday Crap! Give someone you love a mug full of figurines this Decemberween apparently! https://homestore-runner.myshopify.com/collections/de ...

Fun Facts

27 Nov 2017


I 'twasn't at Nameless Yogurt Country Club this year. The annual fees got too high and the quality of the breakfast buffet fell off a cliff.
This Tweet is a reply to @AgentScarlettO, who asked Strong Bad if he was at NYCC this year.

Fun Facts

24 Nov 2017


You missed it! It was all over by 12:05am! They had to spray that immobilizing riot foam at them! It looks like a giant bargain hunter-filled ambrosia salad!
This Tweet is a reply to @ProtagonJones, who asked if the tear gas and riot police of Bubs Friday had started yet (referring to Toikey TV).

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24 Nov 2017


They were delicious! Boiled, cracked, and dipped in lemon butter! The human arm OTOH was WAY too gamey.
This Tweet is a reply to @VeritasUnae, who asked what happened to the crab claws on the live-action Cornucopicron.
23 Nov 2017


Oh plounch! I can't wait for the Trogdor-Sweet Cuppin' Cakes-Limozeen: But They're in Space-Caleb Rentpayer shared cinematic universe!
This Tweet is a reply to @YTMonkey_Puyo, who claimed that Cornucopicron would be in the "next Trogdor movie".
23 Nov 2017


I dunno who @homestarrunner is. Not me. Not official.
This Tweet is a reply to @Crowther223, who apparently asked @homestarrunner if he could make him an iMessage sticker pack and received no response.
23 Nov 2017


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Happy T from the hideous maw of Cornucopicron! May he devour all your holiday tablescapes and centerpieces!

Fun Facts

  • Cornucopicron is the monster from the previous Skills of an Artist, Cornucopia.
  • Happy T! is a Thanksgiving-themed secret page on homestarrunner.com.
23 Nov 2017


I'm woikin on it! Soon all will be applauded and uploaded! You must remain pants-patient!
This Tweet is a reply to @tux_and_friends, who asked when the email anything would be uploaded to YouTube.

Fun Facts

20 Nov 2017


SBCG4AP is like a child I helped raise that has now gone to college. I see it on holidays and at funerals but have no control over its life.
This Tweet is a reply to @AverySune, who asked if Strong Bad was in contact with Telltale Games and could convince them to do a Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People season two, or to update the first season for compatibility with newer systems.

Fun Facts

20 Nov 2017


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It's a match pre-made in Strong Badia!
This Tweet is a reply to @the_pico_cafe, who reacted positively to Strong Bad's proposal in the previous Tweet.
18 Nov 2017


I should get this person to help me work on VirtualPizz.biz 2.0!! VoxtualPizz?
This Tweet links to a post by @the_pico_cafe of a scene in the Basement of the Brothers Strong rendered in voxels.

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18 Nov 2017


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I think it's time we all accept that Strong Bad is, simply put, all up ins the world around you.
This Tweet is a reply to @Timogorgon, who pointed out that the onion faces posted by @FacesPics are actually Strong Bad faces.

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15 Nov 2017


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You guys are the greatest fans ever! Now watch while I make fun of your awesome costumes!

yt: youtu.be/rD9xymMKtug
flash: homestarrunner.com/fanstumes17.html

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15 Nov 2017


I was just talkin' about "the new shirt" design on the t-shirt. But I s'pose I could be swayed to include baboon-arms Cardgage too.
This Tweet is a reply to @Kreagar, who wondered if the potential new T-shirt would include the entire drawing with Senor Cardgage or just the "the new shirt" design.
14 Nov 2017


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Holy style, you guys! Look at this amazing old t-shirt design I made whilst drawing some Cardgage doodles! If this hits, let's say... 5,000 retweets, I'll offer it in the Homestore! The New Shirt!

Fun Facts

  • Faint writing is visible on the back of the pictured paper. Most visible is the text "compton, MO". There is also large printed text, indicating that the paper may have been placed over a newspaper or magazine.
14 Nov 2017


That's some serious sassin' back/givin' a time! Nice work, kids!
This Tweet is a reply to @armstrong_jaime, who shared their children's drawings of Character 1 and Character 2 from Cartoon Characters.

Fun Facts

  • "Sassin' back" and "givin' a time" are what Characters 1 and 2 did in Cartoon Characters.
12 Nov 2017


Check out these guys' Limozeen cover! They get all twangly on it like those guitars with the weird hubcap on em, know'mtalkinbout?
This Tweet links to @DustinKatz's post promoting his and his friend's Limozeen cover song.
8 Nov 2017


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Let's put the 'um..na' back in 'autumnal' with a new Skills of an Artist! I make drawing TUM(nal)!

Video Transcript

See Cornucopia



Fun Facts

  • This Tweet was pinned on the day it was posted.
  • Unlike other Skills of an Artists, the Tweet text contains the variant of "I make drawing fun", rather than the video, in which no such line was spoken.
8 Nov 2017


Strong Bad does not respect or condone the actions of Brainkrieg despite them being characters in a comic he made up. Sharpdene OTOH...
This Tweet is a reply to @WackoMcGoose, a mailman who apparently does not appreciate rotten pumpkins being shoved in mailboxes.

Fun Facts

4 Nov 2017


Oh yes most definitely, doctor.
This Tweet is a reply to @Sam_J_Hodge, who asked if Brainkrieg could come to the next Homestar Runner 20th Anniversary Show.

Fun Facts

  • Strong Bad's response echoes Homestar's line in Hremail 62.
3 Nov 2017


'Santaman' is ok but looks like a made for TV holiday special. When little Jimbly falls in a vat of candy cane magic he becomes... Santaman!
This Tweet is a reply to @GaryHornseth, who was relieved that Strong Bad put to rest the question of why "Santam'n" was used.

Fun Facts

3 Nov 2017


There are Christmas lights and Christmas trees and Santam'ns. But the holiday itself is Decemberween.
This Tweet is a reply to @PeacockRoi, who asked why Christmas lights were mentioned in Decomposing Pumpkins if Decemberween is the holiday celebrated in Free Country, USA.

Fun Facts

3 Nov 2017


Oh don't worry, I got you aaaall downloaded already. Just wait. In a week or so I will unleash my costume critique hallowrath uponst you!
This Tweet is a reply to @godofodd, who was unsure of where to post their fan costume photo.

Fun Facts

  • "Hallowrath" is a portmanteau of Halloween and wrath.
  • The toon was actually released twelve days later.
3 Nov 2017


Download link for those who want to crank this in their mom's Taurus wagon! homestarrunner.com/songs/Brainkrieg_DecomposingPumpkins.mp3
This Tweet is a reply to his previous Tweet.

Fun Facts

3 Nov 2017


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It's that moldy, groldy pumpkin time of year again so enjoy this classic Brainkrieg track everybody!

Video Transcript

See Decomposing Pumpkins
3 Nov 2017


Oh sweet dog, once you get me in the recording booth there's no tellin' WHAT I'll say!! I'll tear a script up and rewrite on the spot!
This Tweet is a reply to @Jarfulous, who asked whether any Homestar Runner material was improvised or if all of it was pre-written.

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2 Nov 2017


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Cram into the BoOoth everybody! It's this year's Halloween Toon!
YT: youtu.be/MMr8zKbGvzI
Flash: www.homestarrunner.com/ween17.html

Fun Facts

  • This Tweet announces the 2017 Halloween toon, Haunted Photo Booth.
  • The titular photo booth's label reads "BoOoth", which Strong Bad quotes here.
30 Oct 2017


Of course you can! You can send me unused 'stumes from '08 if'n you want!
This Tweet is a reply to @thomaspercyfan, who asked if they could send in unused entries from previous years for the Fan Costumes.
27 Oct 2017


Hey, I did it the last two years and I'm doin it this year! Yearly!
This Tweet is a reply to @SuperGraffiti, who teased Strong Bad for his use of the word "yearly" in his previous Tweet.
27 Oct 2017


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Don't forget to tweet me your great/terrible costumes so I can put em in my yearly slideshow and make fun of how messy your houses are!

Video Transcript

See Greatest American Homestar
27 Oct 2017


Hmm, I can manage a Happy Freakin Birthdad!! How's that?
This Tweet is a reply to @xpapakyle, who asked if Strong Bad could wish their dad a happy birthday.
26 Oct 2017


What's that Character 12? You left your gumption in the font suitcase? That, my mild man, is the definition of far out.... that's right.
This Tweet links to a Tweet from @jamesalfredf, who posted a version of the Faceless Megacorp logo from Characters from Yonder Website edited to look like Homsar.

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26 Oct 2017


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Learn to invert 70's mom hair and draw The Cursed Legume in this week's terrifying Skills of an Artist!

Video Transcript

See Large Bean



Fun Facts

25 Oct 2017


I've always dreamed that Homestar's weird shirtbody would decide to strangle him one day.
This Tweet is a reply to @AzokoLoko, who posted a fanart of Homestar Runner appearing to be suffocated by his shirt.
24 Oct 2017


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The internet is full of Wade Boggs?!
This Tweet is a reply to @NickBrickBuilds, who was confused as to the pronunciation of "wadbags" from a previous Tweet.

Fun Facts

24 Oct 2017


Cordless 'Lectric Boots?! But how did they fit the cooling fan and heat sink and carburetor in those wonders of science?
This Tweet is a reply to @Gmightyguin's retweet of @mattroeser, who posted a picture of a pair of boots with electric lights, similar to the 'Lectric Boots from extra plug.
24 Oct 2017


It's okay. Creators change. Fans change. Perspectives change. But the internet will always be full of wadbags.
This Tweet is a reply to @EscapePOD87's retweet of @andymoney69, who was surprised that Penny Arcade still exists, as "even the strongbad guy had enough sense to stop doing it".
24 Oct 2017


They're due whenever you dress up terribly as one of us and take a photo! I usually put up my slideshow a week or two after proper Ween.
This Tweet is a reply to @jediguykaleb, who asked when costume submissions were due for Fan Costumes 2017.
21 Oct 2017


Hey @englishhistpod when in history did 'burnination' get shortened to 'burn' or 'burning'? And who's responsible? Normans? Saxons? Zaxxon?!

Fun Facts

  • Zaxxon is a 1982 isometric shooter arcade game by Sega.
21 Oct 2017


It's like the ending of Mario 2 cept way cooler! Snoozy SB dreams of beefed-up, abbed-up Cheat kickins!
This Tweet is a reply to the same fanart post by @guavajagular linked to in his previous Tweet.

Fun Facts

Date


This is some of the best Tobering of Inks I've seen all month!
This Tweet links to an Inktober fanart by @guavajagular of Strong Bad dreaming about his muscular, abbed-up self kicking The Cheat.
21 Oct 2017


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That's just Sickly Sam at the dentist, man!
This Tweet is a reply to @AisforInterval, who posted a photo of a vaguely Strong Sad-like (or Sickly Sam-like) ghost head with a snake in its mouth, asking if it was "Strong Sad with a new part time job".

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20 Oct 2017


I love it! It's like I'm creepin at you through a murkmist!
This Tweet is a reply to @DrAngelMachine, who posted a blurry photo of a candlelit Strong Bad pumpkin.
20 Oct 2017


Naw, just me rambling too much about northwise meeps. Ya gotta cut to the chase with meeps...
This Tweet is a reply to @MagentaWig, who pointed out Strong Bad's "suspicious edit" in the middle of the latest Skills of an Artist video.
19 Oct 2017


Oh man! My Blue Diamond Phillips looks so shiny and valuable up there on my forehead! Nice woik, joik!
This Tweet is a reply to @GregzillaGT, who posted a black-and-white fanart drawing of Strong Bad.

Fun Facts

18 Oct 2017


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Let's all practice our northwise meeps on some tennis shorts with this week's Skills of an Artist!

Video Transcript

See Tennis Shorts



Fun Facts

  • This Tweet was pinned on the day it was posted.
18 Oct 2017


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The real parenting win is what appears to be either Giant Chunks of French Toast Cereal or possibly carnitas in sweetened condensed milk!
This Tweet is a reply to @johnvvells, who posted a photo of a child holding up a drawing of "TRAGDOR THE BURNuNATOR" and a burninated peasant and thatched-roof cottage. The food item Strong Bad refers to is on the table at the bottom of the photo.
15 Oct 2017


Here's a YouTubrious link to yesterday's LiveSkills. Now in non-neck-straining landscape orientation!
This Tweet links to the YouTube version of Skills of an Artist LIVE!!.
12 Oct 2017


That's The Homeschool Winner. He was just like Homestar cept smart and whiny and wimpy-- Oh wait, he was EXACTLY like Homestar cept smart.
This Tweet is a reply to @Neme303, who asked about the character in the Dancin' Bubs game who looked like Homestar Runner, but wasn't Homestar or Homsar, along with a picture of a fan-made trading card.

Fun Facts

  • Homeschool Winner was a character who was abandoned after his appearance in Dancin' Bubs (although cryptic references to him have been made since, such as his silhouetted appearance in A Decemberween Mackerel).
11 Oct 2017


This gives me hope for the litigators of the future! Balance verification!!
This Tweet is a reply to @GothSouljaBoy, who posted a photo of the Litigation Jackson poster (from rampage) that he has at his desk at a law firm.
11 Oct 2017


Thanks for testing and tasting the waters with me! I'll learn how to get the thang ding to stay in landscape and we'll do this again soon!
This Tweet is a reply to his previous Tweet, following up his livestreamed Skills of an Artist.

Fun Facts

11 Oct 2017


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Skills of an Artist LIVE! Now!

Video Transcript

See Skills of an Artist LIVE!!



Fun Facts

  • This Tweet was pinned on the day it was posted.
11 Oct 2017


(right here on tweetmouth.gov.)

(I mean twitter. don't actually go to tweetmouth.gov)
This Tweet is a reply to @ReshofNowhere, who asked where they would find Strong Bad's upcoming livestream.

Fun Facts

  • tweetmouth.gov is not an actual website; domains with the .gov extension can only be created with permission from the U.S. government.
11 Oct 2017


(i just do it right here on tweetmouth!)
This Tweet is a reply to @family_jules, who requested the link to his upcoming livestream.
11 Oct 2017


Oh, by the dubs, It'll be right here on tweetmouth central!
This Tweet is a reply to his previous Tweet announcing a live Skills of an Artist.
11 Oct 2017


Who wants to witness the trainwreck of a LIVE Skills of an Artist in about an hour (3pm EST)? Tune in and skill out!

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11 Oct 2017


Teacher of the year!! TOTY! TOTY! I hear the inordinately long walk is also great for fine motor, mindfulness, and peepants control!
This Tweet is a reply to @arandomgamer02, who had their preschool and kindergarten music classes "bend at the knees" in honor of Characters from Yonder Website.

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9 Oct 2017


Adorbz Alert! I wanna squish us all!! (cept for Creepo Depot Bubs, dunno where he's slinkin off to)
This Tweet links to another fanart post by @Kosan_Takeuchi, this time of the entire main cast minus Homsar.

Fun Facts

9 Oct 2017


Although it IS now normal for people to put on costumes at any time for no reason whatsoever, I usually wait 'til after Halloween for this.
This Tweet is a reply to @fellas_only, who asked if Strong Bad was going to do a Fan Costumes 2017 soon.
8 Oct 2017


This is some military-grade friend's momming right here! Do you know how often I dream of having my own undead head of Cardgage?!
This Tweet links to a post by @Gen1sBetter, whose friend's mom made him a realistic-looking Senor Cardgage mask for Halloween.
7 Oct 2017


that picture is of my burner-nator phone. everybody needs a 'nator to handle all their shady dealings.
This Tweet is a reply to @LuNiney and @_eblu, who were debating how Strong Bad could have taken and posted a photo of his Compy phone.

Fun Facts

  • Burner is an application that allows users to create temporary, anonymous, disposable phone numbers. For this reason, it is commonly used for drug deals, hence the mention of "shady dealings".
  • "Burner-nator" is a portmanteau of Burner and burninator.
7 Oct 2017


The whole fambly would always gather 'round to listen to Roosevelt's fireside Cheats.
This Tweet is a reply to @DanaTerrace, who posted a photo of a Kick The Cheat doll near her fireplace.

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7 Oct 2017


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Thanks for the suggestion, @ProtagonJones! Here's this year's Mojiween Squint-ouette costumes!
This Tweet, while not technically a reply, refers to @ProtagonJones's suggestion in an earlier Tweet that Strong Bad should have done the Halloween teaser in squintmoji style.

Fun Facts

6 Oct 2017


You made him cute!! How did you make him cute?! I've never NOT gotten the jibblies from an image of the Poopsmith before!
This Tweet is a reply to @Kosan_Takeuchi, who posted yet another piece of fanart, this time of the Poopsmith.

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6 Oct 2017


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Don't be fooled. I only tweet from this bad boy.
This Tweet is a reply to @LuNiney, whose "fantasies [were] crushed" when they saw the text "Twitter for iPhone" at the bottom of Strong Bad's latest Tweet.

Fun Facts

6 Oct 2017


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Get to speck-a-latin'! Halloween costume silhouettes are all up on! flash only: http://www.homestarrunner.com/ween17_teaser.html

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6 Oct 2017


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Okay, but also I already made one a mills bills years ago. Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque, yo! http://homestarrunner.com/dangeresque.html
This Tweet is a reply to @lightmanx5, who requested that Strong Bad make an adventure game like the one linked in his Tweet.

Fun Facts

5 Oct 2017


I didn't see no video but all the sudden everybody started asking me about those chumps so I had to weigh in.
This Tweet is a reply to @TalesUnsung, who replied to Strong Bad's Tag Team Wrestling Tweet, saying he was waiting for his reply to the Angry Video Game Nerd episode.
5 Oct 2017


I don't what an avgn is but peoples keep buggin me bou dis.
This Tweet is a reply to @YellowDogTweets, who linked to Strong Bad's previous Tweet and thought that Strong Bad watched the new AVGN (Angry Video Game Nerd) episode.
5 Oct 2017


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This is all I will say on the subject:

Fun Facts

  • This Tweet and accompanying GIF hark back to the origin of Strong Bad's name: the name of one of the teams in the 1986 Nintendo game Tag-Team Wrestling. Angry Video Game Nerd had released an episode on Tag-Team Wrestling the previous day, which seems to have prompted numerous fans to ask Strong Bad his opinion.
5 Oct 2017


Fresh, hot, cold! Side effects include wine, women, and hyperglycemia.
This Tweet is a reply to @OmegaPlatinum, who posted a photo of various Halloween-themed doughnut flavors in a doughnut shop— including Witch's Brew-Berry.

Fun Facts

5 Oct 2017


Oh man! The FunMachine Crapvantage! I loved that thing. I played through ALL of Duck Guardian 2 on slow-mo! Took 3 months!
This Tweet is a reply to @levisamjuno, who posted a drawing of a game controller that they "accidentally" drew while trying to follow along with Strong Bad's instructions in the latest Skills of an Artist.

Fun Facts

5 Oct 2017


Headin down to the datum center to see what's up. But I'm more concerned with why you're on Videlectrix.com in 2017! Pigs on Head?
This Tweet is a reply to @SirTapTap, who alerted Strong Bad that the Videlectrix website was down.

Fun Facts

  • Strong Bad refers to the "datum center", from isp.
  • Pigs on Head is a playable game on Videlectrix's website.
  • This issue was later resolved when all Videlectrix webpages were moved to the homestarrunner.com domain.
4 Oct 2017


I dunno, Pumpkin Bubs is getting dangerously close to paint daubs territory. Sharpie daubs count too, ya know!
This Tweet is a reply to @AustinRW98, who posted a photo of a marker-drawn "Pumpkin Bubs".

Fun Facts

4 Oct 2017


Nice work! #nodaubs4lyfe
This Tweet is a reply to @krbreitenbach, who posted a photo of eight carved Homestar Runner-themed pumpkins, calling them "the talismans of power".

Fun Facts

  • "No daubs" refers to the "no paint daubs" rule from Punkin Show.
4 Oct 2017


The recipe (cept for the steam and sugar) is locked in a totally-not-a-shoebox vault and kept under 24 hour totally-not-just-Poodonkis guard
This Tweet is a reply to @MercMaistro, who requested a recipe for Grumblecakes.

Fun Facts

  • "Steam and sugar" are the ingredients Strong Bad mentions in stupid stuff.
3 Oct 2017


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Deep cut! This is clearly Mario Paint era Strong Bad.
This Tweet is a reply to @Kosan_Takeuchi, who posted another piece of fanart, this time of a grinning Strong Bad with teeth.
3 Oct 2017


Aww. Lookit how cute The Cheat gets when I don't limit his Grumblecake-intake. Er, his Grumblintake. Chubcheat!
This Tweet links to a post by @Kosan_Takeuchi featuring fanart of a happy, chubby The Cheat.

Fun Facts

3 Oct 2017


I can neither confirm nor deny nor respect nor condone that Mopgene is related to Sharpdene.
This Tweet is a reply to @deboratlas, who asked if the glasses-wearing mop portraying Foxface in Shopping for Danger was Sharpdene's mild-mannered sister.

Fun Facts

3 Oct 2017


want so bad
This Tweet is a reply to @braverbeast, who suggested a Cuphead game with the Old-Timey characters.
3 Oct 2017


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Thanks for participating in the Stuff-Strong-Bad-Might/Could-Do Exploratory Poll! Now back to our regularly scheduled Skills of an Artist!

Video Transcript

See Classic Stand-up Arcade Game



Fun Facts

  • This Tweet was pinned on the day it was posted.
  • The Tweet text contains "Might/Could", a reference to both the might could running gag and the Family Might/Could from too cool.
3 Oct 2017


everything would still be free. the donate peoples would just get bonus crap like puppet video chats and livestreamed sloshy practice.
This Tweet is a reply to @AndrewRoks1998, who posted a screenshot of HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS! in response to Strong Bad's Patreon idea.
2 Oct 2017


tfw (totally fumbling with) the idea of a Patreon-type deal. What you think?

Poll Options

  • (10%) ew, gross
  • (44%) ok, I guess
  • (46%) yes! let's do it!



Fun Facts

  • Patreon is a website that allows artists to receive funding directly from their fans, and provides ways for artists to build relationships and provide exclusive experiences to their subscribers.
  • This would be Strong Bad's final "tfw" Tweet.
2 Oct 2017


tfw (them frothy washings) make you forget you're supposed to be tfw-ing but at least you smell nice.
This Tweet is a reply to wiki user @PixstarRunner, who took issue with Strong Bad breaking his "tfw streak" with his previous tweet.
2 Oct 2017


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Scantron vs. The Visor Robot, @xArc_Knightx? I think-a we all know who would win that particular matchup!
1 Oct 2017


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tfw (the finest work) I ever pinned my name to may have been this infomercial from aught nine.

Video Transcript

The video attached to this tweet is the introduction to the Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits DVD.

28 Sep 2017


I wouldn't hold my collectorbreath if I were you. At least according to Count Longardeaux's Price Guide for Obscure Internet Cartoon Merch.
This Tweet is a reply to @TheKingOfRPing, who found their Homestar Runner figurines under their bed, in a box labelled "SELL WHEN EXPENSIVE".
30 Sep 2017


This is the best part of that collection anyway, man. All you need! #actualsciencelab
This Tweet is a reply to @nickpick150, who replied to Strong Bad's previous reply, asking about Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits DVD.

Video Transcript

The video attached to this tweet is the introduction to the Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits DVD.

30 Sep 2017


Aw man I'm in the opposite boat! My friggin VCR won't stop barfing up the thang dings!
This Tweet is a reply to @BigEnchidillo, who asked if there would be any more printings of strongbad_email.exe Disc Six.

Fun Facts

29 Sep 2017


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tfw (thifty fousand wonderful) nerds are following my husky head! In thanks, have a deep cut where my accent totally hasn't changed I swear.

Video Transcript

{The Strong Bad Main Page is shown on the website; the cursor moves over "games", and Night Driver plays on the TV}

STRONG BAD: Oh, I love this game. I got the high score, man, fifty thousand! Try and beat that!

{Cut to Puppet Strong Bad in front of a TV set playing a real version of Night Driver. Although he speaks in his normal voice, it is noticeably quite different from earlier Strong Bad's; it's much deeper, with a less pronounced accent}

PUPPET STRONG BAD: Oh, I love this game, I got the high score, man, fifty thousand! Try and beat that! {looks to the left, then front again} Got it with the joystick too! That game's supposed to use paddles! {nods vigorously and makes "uh huh" noises}

28 Sep 2017


I KNEW it would work! They told me I was a madman! A laughing stock of both the racing and lumberjack worlds! Vindication is MIIIIINE!!
27 Sep 2017


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tfw (this farout website) invites you to find your lost gumption with a new short

YT: https://youtu.be/f4Bq42UdpAU

Flash: http://www.homestarrunner.com/yonderwebsite ...

Fun Facts

  • This Tweet was pinned the day after it was posted.
    • This is the first @StrongBadActual Tweet to be pinned to the top of the page.
27 Sep 2017


tfw (thoroughly frozen whales) finally thaw and you realize this idea was a LOT better on paper.
26 Sep 2017


That's Denoob Largo, man! Maker of the Styleron Ecochair and other snooty, overpriced home furnishings! Wearer of ridiculous turtlenecks!
26 Sep 2017


tfw (those fragrant whims) overcome you and you let yourself fall face first into the ball pit
25 Sep 2017


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Lookit this bullcronk! What? I don't post enough of those 'tfw' tweets? Fine! It's all-tfw posts from now on until I get totally sick of it.

Fun Facts

  • This appears to be a response from Twitter to a request to verify @StrongBadActual, or guarantee that the account is authentic. Strong Bad previously discussed becoming verified in a Tweet from 2014.
  • "Tfw" typically stands for "that feeling when"; a common abbreviation used in social media posts. For a week following, Strong Bad posted a series of Tweets misusing the abbreviation.
25 Sep 2017


Sorry, in my terror I forgot to thank @_AlexHirsch for this new monstrosity (spoiler: it does NOT know the times)
24 Sep 2017


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AHHHHH!

Video Transcript

{A plastic ghost object with a slightly Homestar-like face has been edited onto Homestar Runner's body, standing in The Field.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER-LIKE THING: {in Homestar's voice} Oh hello, Strong Bad! {smiles} Eeeeeh!

24 Sep 2017


This is EXACTLY what it looks like when you face Homestar head-on and he flaps his underbeak at you! Be glad you only see us from the side!!
24 Sep 2017


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Here's the twittervator pitch for Strong Bad's 'Drop A Train On Em' VR simulator. Who wouldn't wanna wreak havoc in this physics sandbox?
23 Sep 2017


Patience! We're currently cramming a bunker full of device-agnostic cartoons in preparation for the flashpocalypse!
23 Sep 2017


Look at him burninate the hairs right off your-- wait, so do you have popeye calves or popeye forearms?
22 Sep 2017


I dunno. Call your local Telltale representative or bunnym'n today and demand it!
22 Sep 2017


Aw man! That poor French cruller he just stepped on!! WHY!!
22 Sep 2017


Master the subtleties and bubbleteas of Nature's Wave with a new Skills of an Artist!
21 Sep 2017


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Who forgort to port?
18 Sep 2017


But there was no bigger stretch than her bizarre office-church-weightlifting novel 'Boss Ton, Mass.'
16 Sep 2017


Admittedly more of an At-a-cursory-glance-moji than a proper Squint one.
16 Sep 2017


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Me dressed up as Carmsquint Freakin Mirandoji! (a stretch, I know)
16 Sep 2017


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Definitely starring this guy
15 Sep 2017


For what? Bubs on the ticket stub next to dirty laundry? Yep. Sounds like a new Decemberween tradition to me!
15 Sep 2017


Not yet! But I see a VERY intriguing Let's Play in my near future! Who wouldn't wanna watch me speedrun DOTAD?!
15 Sep 2017


Stinkoman takes place one exty later apparently.
15 Sep 2017


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New level of difficulty! Halloween costume Squintmoji! Check out Homesquint dressed as John McEnroji!
15 Sep 2017


I think this one wins. And forever burns itself into your nightmare pull-list.
15 Sep 2017


Perfect companion to my post-Casino Night Zone playthrough speedrun unboxing reaction review show.
14 Sep 2017


THRILL as he talks Gunhaver through setting up a personal blog on a popular template-based drag and drop hosting solution!
14 Sep 2017


I LOVE it when things come with mainstream success! Best toy accessory ever! Way better than when they come with a 'modicum of success.'
14 Sep 2017


With you on this. Think I'm switchin to Filbert too. #Filbo4Lyfe
14 Sep 2017


This is what I'm talkin about! Little Albert Squintmoji! GO!

---🐌🐢
-----🧀

🍕⚠️
14 Sep 2017


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Runfire? Little Albert? Check out all these rejected Commando names I unearthed and then design what they should look like!
14 Sep 2017


I didn't think the Kitty could be topped for poshness but 'White Bengal Tiger Politely Holding Entire Roll of Toilet Paper' just might!
12 Sep 2017


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Hang in there everybody! Escape the chaos for a moment with the Calming Skills of a Soothing Artistfarout.

Video Transcript

See Cartoon Characters
11 Sep 2017


In process!
9 Sep 2017


Classy! But the elevator in that theater burned down the stairs which short circuited all the ladders so it looks like you're gonna have to-
9 Sep 2017


This one tweet's enough for me man! Let's not stop at Steam. Let's go full Grumblecakes with this thing! Steam AND sugar!
9 Sep 2017


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Totally man. And you can have this.
9 Sep 2017


'Sizzlin' Szechuan Steve' totally sounds like a professional Texas hold-em player. Or maybe a lame jazz saxophonist on a cruise ship.
8 Sep 2017


You better watch out or Videlectrix gone hire you! How do you feel about Actionscript 1.terrible?
8 Sep 2017


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No, that braincrap end boss wasn't a Stinkoman level 10 relic. But these guys are! Tooth ooh lips?
8 Sep 2017


Oh sculpt! He looks even shinier & rubbier in his CG model form! Lookit the hand forging and smithing details in that cannonmouth!
This Tweet links to @mutatdjellyfish's Tweet with the original CG Cannonmouth, saying he sculpted the Cannonmouth seen in the previous Tweet.
8 Sep 2017


3D printed Cannonmouth! 15% infill, no raft, no supports, remember to UNCHECK 'ooh lips.'
This Tweet links to @ColinMcInerror's 3D-printed Cannonmouth.

Fun Facts

8 Sep 2017


Don't tempt me! I'll make one of them shirts where the design stretches around the whole thing and looks like YOU have a family might/could!
This Tweet is a reply to @fardmuhammad, who expressed relief that there was no "family might/could" shirt in the Senor Cardgage collection.

Fun Facts

7 Sep 2017


Which ones you mean? The 'my head and crossbones' one? Or the 'prancey stripey Homestar' one?
This Tweet is a reply to @Strong_Badam, who asked for the old hoodies to be brought back.
7 Sep 2017


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Join Team Kneepads! Fly Air Cardgage! By propular demank! Cardgage-ish shirts in the Homestore! https://homestore-runner.myshopify.com/collections/se...
7 Sep 2017


Ye snatcheth the GRILL PAN and prepare to qualifry. Oh waiteth. Thy GRILL PAN needeth deglazing. Obvious exits are [P]revious Page and [T]OC
This Tweet is a reply to @dangoub, who responded to Strong Bad's previous Tweet by using the grill pan on the index.
6 Sep 2017


You turneth to the Last page. An Index layeth nearby. Obvious entries are Flaskmaiden, Flaskmonger, and Grill Pan. Which wouldst thou pick?
This Tweet is a reply to @dangoub, who responded to Strong Bad's textbook Thy Dungeonman reply by saying he wanted to go to the last page and look for the index.
6 Sep 2017


He's regressing! He thinks he should spend all his time mastering Macromedia Fireworks and Director!!
This Tweet is a reply to @InLibdingColor, who replied to Strong Bad's bowling animations Tweet, asking if The Cheat was learning ToonBoom Harmony.
6 Sep 2017


You are in yon textbook. Ye see a maiden. She needeth more flasks. Obvious exits are [N]ext page and [L]ast page. What wouldst thou deaux?
This Tweet is a reply to @dangoub, who posted an image of a textbook, with an illustration of someone asking how to get more glass flasks.
6 Sep 2017


Easta Eggs, yo
This Tweet is a reply to @candyman106, who asked where the bowling animations in the previous Tweet were from.
6 Sep 2017


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With the death of Flash looming, The Cheat is looking for animation work. Here's his old reel of bowling animations. Alert Lord Brunswick!

Video Transcript

The video attached to this Tweet is each of the Easter eggs from Labor Dabor, played in order.

6 Sep 2017


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Here's the full sprite sheet for Strong Bad's Dog Doo & Cotton Candy Challenge. I dunno what the gameplay was but lookit that dog doo dash!
5 Sep 2017


"No Loafing"
This Tweet is a reply to @CaptainDanRG, who asked why the only account Strong Bad is following is dedicated to the Batman '60s TV show.
5 Sep 2017


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This week's Skills of an Artist Game Pak comes equipped with End Boss Feature!

Video Transcript

See End Boss
4 Sep 2017


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WIP
This Tweet is a reply to @arisuvix, who asked for a Pan Pan squintmoji.
3 Sep 2017


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Squintoman/Stinkomoji sez: HaHaHaha! You are the boatfoot! HaHaHaHafoot!
3 Sep 2017


Cool. Next time I'll be sure and check Lame Beardo Guy's Guide to What Strong Bad Can and Can't Say. I haven't updated my edition since '11.
This Tweet is a reply to @elishapsmith (nicknamed Lame Beardo Guy at the time), who booed Strong Bad for making references to Mario when he's only supposed to make obscure pop culture references.
2 Sep 2017


Yes. 'Untold' in the sense that on one ever told anyone that it was worth millions.
This Tweet is a reply to @A_Schroed, who apparently found a Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits CD while going through stuff for a garage sale, asking if it was worth untold millions.
2 Sep 2017


🎶Let's make this moment be the symbol of our lives. We'll red shell Birdo's Ooh Lips and we'll sail to Yoshi's Isle🎶
This Tweet is a reply to @EdbotnikThe, who added the Wagon Fulla Pancakes as a kart in Mario Kart: Double Dash.
2 Sep 2017


You caught me man. Mainly I was just too lazy to change all that 'text on a line' in illustrator.
This Tweet is a reply to @supersuck64, who complained that the wavy text in the previous Tweet had not been changed to "The Thnikkamoji".
1 Sep 2017


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"Yeah, squint up, kid!"

Video Transcript

{A slightly edited version of The Thnikkaman squintmoji from the previous reply walks across a gray background, with "Here Comes the Thnikkaman!!!" in wavy letters above him. As he turns around and walks the other way, the "Comes" changes to "Goes".}

1 Sep 2017


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Yeah shut up, kid?
This Tweet is a reply to @johngentile, who asked for a squintmoji of Biscuitdoughhandsman or The Thnikkaman.

Image Transcript

HereComes Thnikka man
HereComes Thnikka
HereCoThe Thnik

1 Sep 2017


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Naw, that'd be more like this:
This Tweet is a reply to @hekuchanz, who said that Strong Bad's previous squintmoji, Buckethand Strong Bad, looked like an anime version of Strong Bad when squinting.
31 Aug 2017


Oh dangmangle! The prophecy! My whole life has been leading up to the squintmageddon!
This Tweet is a reply to @ClaytonJAndres, who asked if the unfinished monument in Strong Badia (consisting of the Stop Sign) was a squintmoji prototype of Strong Bad's right foot.
31 Aug 2017


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I can't stop you guys! My brain is now replacing actual memories with squintmoji!
31 Aug 2017


The consummate kinda gets lost in translation but otherwise it looks pretty great! Print one out! Use the gold/chocolate hybrid PLA filament
This Tweet is a reply to @3DPProfessor, who made Trogdor using Doodle3D.
31 Aug 2017


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Now you guys are sure this won't emancipate me from my ridiculous squintèd, stripèd pants?
30 Aug 2017


Oh man! The Cheat's video for my Grumblecakes jam is a bonus feature on that thing! I haven't watched that mess in forever!
This Tweet is a reply to @Nina_NintyRobo, who apparently found a copy of strongbad_email.exe Disc Four at a local video store.
29 Aug 2017


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Mister Senor himself! Squint along with me brothers and sisters!

Video Transcript

{Cut to a comparison shot similar to the Coach Z comparison in Squintmojis, with Senor Cardgage on the left side, labelled "ORIGINAL", and his squintmoji on the right, labelled "SQUINTMO'". Above reads "0% SQUINTIFICATION". Squintification turns to 10%, 25%, 50%, and 75%, as the image becomes blurrier. A rubber stamp with the word "INDISTINGUISHABLE!" is stamped on.}

29 Aug 2017


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Kick that can of water soup, The Homestar Runner!
29 Aug 2017


Amazing use of negative space to achieve picket fencitude! Majesty is repeatedly biting you in the face!
This Tweet is a reply to @Rostbarth, who made a squintmoji of the Strong Badia flag.
28 Aug 2017


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Brother Graw Mad! (maybe on rolla skates?)
28 Aug 2017


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This Tweet is a reply to @nsub1, who posted an image of a Terrible Herbst car wash, saying Senor Cardgage was naming things again.

Video Transcript

{Senor Cardgage is standing in front of the Terrible Herbst image}

SENOR CARDGAGE: {spreads his arms} Excessive breeding, Mollytwice. Cumberland down... {gestures to the car wash} to Terrible Herbst. {looks down sadly} Ohh... I'm never gonna top that one... {turns around and walks offscreen}

28 Aug 2017


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Squintmojis everybody! Now YOU try it! Let's see who we can barely recognize!

YT: https://youtu.be/S1pxD-N3g5U

Flash: http://homestarrunner.com/squintmoji.html
28 Aug 2017


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This Tweet is a reply to @Hayden_TF, asking if he could kick his Kick The Cheat toy.

Image Transcript

YORS
YA
CORN!

26 Aug 2017


Totally inaccurate! I haven't worn that belt buckle since, like, 3rd grade! And only 2 underjohns?! Everybody knows I'm septuple U-J rated!
This Tweet is a reply to @CarefullyWorded, saying he found a genuine Strong Bad Halloween costume, a muscular body with striped pants and a "STRONG" belt.
26 Aug 2017


That startup sound isn't just classy, it's CLASSIO!!
This Tweet links to a tweet by @tyler_seip792, with a video of himself playing the Lappy 486 startup sound on a Casio keyboard.
25 Aug 2017


Oh dangle! We got ourselves a tattoo war goin'!
This Tweet links to a Tweet by @ColinMcInerror with a picture of a Strong Badia flag tattoo.
25 Aug 2017


(that's the sequel)
This Tweet is a reply to himself, clarifying what he meant by SBCG5AP in his previous reply to @xplodingrandmas.
25 Aug 2017


Yes please! Write your local Nintendperson or Rabbitdog and Bunnym'n and vote YES on prop SBCG5AP!
This Tweet is a reply to @xplodingrandmas, who replied to Nintendo of America's tweet regarding Telltale games arriving on Nintendo Switch, asking if there was going to be a Switch port of Strong Bad's Cool Game For Attractive People.
25 Aug 2017


Wait! When did he get demoted from Commander to Captain? Secret City politics are brutal man!
This Tweet is a reply to @JohnsonCityReb, who said that the previous Skills of an Artist was better than Captain Mark could have ever dreamed.
24 Aug 2017


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Cheese curds? Seagulls? Underjohns? It must be a new Skills of an Artist!

Video Transcript

See Muscleman
24 Aug 2017


I dunno if this is real or a penjob, but either way I vehemently support adorning one's flesh with Onion Bubs.
This Tweet links to a Tweet by @cheatapple, with an image of an Onion Bubs tattoo.
24 Aug 2017


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Hmm. I dunno. Maybe an Old Timey 1936 Homsar? Has there ever been one of those?
This Tweet is a reply to @doglikegroove, who asked if a bottle of soy sauce looked like Homsar.
23 Aug 2017


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This is some cute fan art and all @3Dchatworm, but some WEIRD freakin' stuff starts happening when you touch Homsar.

Video Transcript

STUB'D! This section of the page is incomplete. You can help the Homestar Runner Wiki by expanding it.

23 Aug 2017


Now I want The Hurricane to be a reality!! I really dig that you gave her single-nail soolnds too! Her and Sharpdene should form a band!
This Tweet is a reply to @3Dchatworm's stylized drawing of The Hurricane.
19 Aug 2017


Yes! I encourage everyone to apply their own personal touch! If your moms'll be more convinced by an herbs n' spices bot, then GOFORIT!
This Tweet links to @pullahoko's attempt at the latest Skills of an Artist. Instead of hiding his drawing as a chef's bathroom, he made it a robot that gives out herbs and spices.
19 Aug 2017


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Maybe you're right. But MY sometimes-tongue is WAY cooler than Homestar's!
This Tweet is a reply to @_profjordan_, who corrected Strong Bad's statement that Homestar doesn't have a tongue by posting a screenshot of Homestar from being mean.
18 Aug 2017


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I dunno where you got that picture from either @GryphonAMX, but when you get a slice of watermelon like that, there's only one thing to do.

Video Transcript

{A vaguely Homestar-ish slice of watermelon is shown in a person's hand, with an underbite and two seeds for eyes. It starts to talk in Homestar's voice.}

WATERMELON HOMESTAR RUNNER: {singing} Two... seeds... that's all that I needs... I'm a slice of watermelon with only two seeeeeeds... {speaking} Hey, this is great! Somebody could use me to make a tall, cool glass of {switches to very early Homestar voice} a-Melonaaaa—

{The screen goes black suddenly, accompanied by mixer noises. A glass of Melonade is then shown dropping onto a table in Marshmallow's Last Stand.}

18 Aug 2017


More like pivoting to updated content. But I can go back to the old way if you like. See you in 4 years!
This Tweet is a reply to @Mink_Car who, after viewing Strong Bad's latest Skills of an Artist, said he was "pivoting to video".
18 Aug 2017


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Join along with me as we chop off Strong Sad's leg together!

Video Transcript

See Strong Sad's Severed Soolnds
18 Aug 2017


Thank YOU! Lookit all that squash and stretch! I love it! I wanna pile those noodle arms into a bowl and dump some alfredo sauce on em!
This Tweet is a reply to @gamegrumps11287's tweet thanking Strong Bad for being a cool guy, along with a GIF of a walking floppy-looking Strong Bad.
17 Aug 2017


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Dunno why, but I'm gettin a distinctive instant martians vibe from this drawing. Or I guess I should say 'mortions' in this case.
This Tweet is a reply to @kylelabriola's Coach Z art.
17 Aug 2017


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Hey nice fan art, @kylelabriola-- WAITAMINUTE! Homestar doesn't have a tongue!!
This Tweet is a reply to @kylelabriola's art, depicting Homestar Runner with a tongue.
16 Aug 2017


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I made a new Strong Bad Email. That is all.

YT: https://youtu.be/UpelIgwoUKw
Flash: http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail207.html

(thanks @El_Buendonado, you win)
14 Aug 2017


Hmm, let's see... How bout 'Four-door sedan,' 'over there,' and um... 'Aaron Burr, sir.'
This Tweet is a reply to @JCPbone, who asked Strong Bad for some phrases his 4-year-old son could practice in order to become Homestar's voice double.
11 Aug 2017


Hot brixx! Look at how posh! This should be, like, a toilet hood ornament! Oh man!! Toilet's totally NEED hood ornaments you guys!
This Tweet links to @NickBrickBuilds's tweet showcasing a 3D Lego toilet paper roll held up by a kitty, referencing Strong Bad's second Skills of an Artist.
11 Aug 2017


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Enjoy all-day Marshalade with the new Fluffy Puff Marshmallows Nibbles-So-Near medicated patch! (thanks for the inspiration @CraftingGeek!)

Video Transcript

{Cut to Strong Sad against a pink background}

ANNOUNCER: Running low on sugared excitement?

STRONG SAD: {sigh} Bloat...

{A box of Fluffy Puff Marshmallows Nibbles So Near Medicated Patch flies in from the left side and knocks Strong Sad out of the screen, as a spiky red shape with the words "ALL-NEW!!" appears in the corner. The music from Meet Marshie begins playing.}

ANNOUNCER: Try new Fluffy Puff Marshmallows Nibbles So Near Medicated Patch! {A white patch with Nibbles on it and "FPm-NsN" at the bottom rises out of the box. The patch flies in front of the camera and onto Strong Sad's arm.} Simply apply, {the screen zooms out to show Strong Sad's body, silhouetted, with pink arrows throughout it, with lots of Nibbles coming out of the patch and going through the arrows, as the patch grows and shrinks} and enjoy a gradual drip of marshalade all day long!

STRONG SAD: {relieved sigh} Float!

{The patch flies in front of the camera}

NIBBLES: That's right! I'm a... mess you up!

{Marshie flies in, wearing a hat similar to the Dixieland hats from Fish Eye Lens, and knocks Nibbles out of the screen}

MARSHIE: Don't you talk that way to my constituents! {Marshie winces in pain as the noise of an electric shock plays. The commercial suddenly pauses, and PAUSE appears on the bottom-left corner of the screen.}

9 Aug 2017


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Big thanks to @forestersct @slackerdook and @Hayden_TF for coming by the stu-jo and recording some lackluster crowd sounds for sbemail207!

Video Transcript

{Cut to three people holding Casio keyboards with Puppet Strong Bad in the corner}

{lackluster crowd sounds}

8 Aug 2017


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Saw this pic through @DocJohn90 and @FacesPics. This is definitely a Strong (carry-on) Bag.

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{A photo of the overhead bin on an airplane appears. A red luggage bag in the bin is centered in the frame, while a floral duffel bag is partially visible to the left. The red bag's top compartment is unzipped. After a moment, the bag begins to talk with Strong Bad's voice. The unzipped compartment serves as its mouth, and the buttons holding the handle in place function as eyes.}

STRONG BAD: {long pause} Oh yeah! This overhead bin is nice and cozy! {"looks" to the left} Oh, hey there, first-class flower bag! How you doin tonight— {looks down, shocked} —wha—

{The shot zooms in on the aisle number below the overhead bin. The photo loses clarity at this magnification, so "38 is overlayed on top in white, flashing text. Black action lines appear around the text.}

STRONG BAD: {annoyed} Row 38? {cut back to the overhead bin} I thought I was flyin' first class! Not back here in steerage {looks forward} with the pleb-dregs.

{The floral duffel bag shakes twice. The red bag "looks" left}

STRONG BAD: Don't you talk to me no more, dress-for-less!

7 Aug 2017


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Cannonmouth! The new classic!

Video Transcript

See Cannonmouth
2 Aug 2017


There's no way Marshie would be that psyched with Nibbles so near. Ooh! New product! Fluffypuff Nibbles-So-Near convenient medicinal patch!
This Tweet links to @CraftingGeek's tweet, a cross-stitch of Marshie and Nibbles.
1 Aug 2017


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Found this in the instructions for one of my old handhelds. Apparently this was at the height of calculator cachet. #treatitlikeacalculator

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TAKING CARE OF YOUR GAME
  • Treat your BATTLESTAR GALACTICA*TM like a calculator
  • Don't drop it.
  • Don't leave it in the car in hot weather.
  • Avoid getting it wet or dirty.
31 Jul 2017


No, but if you punch us in the stomach in the first 10 seconds of Round 1, we both puke!
This Tweet is a reply to @Judahe, who replied to Strong Bad's Punch-Out!! gif by asking if he and Soda Popinski went out for Cold Ones.
31 Jul 2017


You guys! Your fan art continues to reach untold levels of make-me-look-awesome!
This Tweet links to @Rikert_b's "amazing fan art" that Strong Bad responded to earlier.
30 Jul 2017


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Oh I got it, @RipplinBuck. I was just, um, saving it to put in Stinkoman Level 10. Which I believe has been delayed to the ACTUAL year 20X6.
This Tweet is a reply to @RipplinBuck who posted a mecha version of Strong Bad, complaining that it never got featured on Weekly Fanstuff when he sent it.
29 Jul 2017


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I will see your amazing fan art and raise you THIS!
This Tweet is a reply to @Rikert_b, who posted a stylized drawing of Strong Bad against a Tandy 400 background.
29 Jul 2017


Don't worry. He's clearly just gasping at an empty pool skimmer in which he was hoping to find his lost retainer.
This Tweet is a reply to @Chris_Vivier, who posted a picture of a pool sign, pointing out its resemblance to Strong Sad.
28 Jul 2017


This works on so many levels! I can't seem to stop it from working on so manydang levels!!
This Tweet links to @scarfmezzo's tweet with his attempt at the latest Skills of an Artist, replacing the cat with The Cheat and making the roll of toilet paper look like Strong Sad (including a speech bubble that reads "I'm sad that I'm plying.").
28 Jul 2017


Don't be afraid. These are just the opening spasms of the prelims of the fits and starts of my death throes!
This Tweet is a reply to @destroyernoah, who pointed out Strong Bad's frequent updates and said that it's scaring him.
26 Jul 2017


Shut up, lady!
This Tweet is a reply to @CamTroid and @pullahoko. In response to Strong Bad's toilet paper drawing lesson, @pullahoko drew toilet paper with Biscuitdoughhandsman's likeness on it, similar to the paper towel in licensed. @CamTroid replied with Shut Up Lady's line from that email.
26 Jul 2017


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Don't worry, there's a sbemail creepin in the bushes. I swear! But until then... skill out on this!

Video Transcript

See Posh Toilet Paper
26 Jul 2017


Where do I sign up for this STEAM STEM STOM Makerwhatev Camp?! Arduino? More like Ardui-YES!
This Tweet links to @FredBenitez's tweet with a Trogdor-based electronic mechanism.
25 Jul 2017


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'When Flash is truly dead, our lives will be nothing more than one loooong exported PNG sequence.' - Strong Sad Allen Poe

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The is!
niend is!
nigheran!
nighthan!
Before!

25 Jul 2017


Beefy legs?! Your 12-year-old has crossbred Trogdor with the S is for Sucks Dragon!! He must be stopped! (i dig that flaming peasant tho)
This Tweet is a reply to @jstanley0, who posted a Trogdor-inspired dragon drawn by his son.
24 Jul 2017


Why? Are you the mythological 'Beehan'?! And you need me to tell you to 'kick it out?!'
This Tweet is a reply to @jarate_pro, who replied to the previous tweet asking Strong Bad to reply with a quote from the 87th email, mile.
24 Jul 2017


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Brother Graw Mad is inconsolable over the loss of MS Paint. Let's all pour a little libation outta our Paint Bucket Tools today.
24 Jul 2017


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Don't forget these guys from the Millionzoic Era! I AM NOT EXEMPT!!
This Tweet is a reply to @e_karasz, who drew alternate prehistoric versions of Strong Bad and Homestar.
24 Jul 2017


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That's pretty dang accurate, @SmallLindsay! But you forgot the best part of those movies! Listen & Loin!
This Tweet is a reply to @SmallLindsay, who said she was reviewing Miyazaki films in Strong Bad's voice, and posted a picture of a review she posted on Discord (consisting of the first four sentences Strong Bad says in the video).

Video Transcript

{A still image of Strong Bad on the phone is shown with the text "Voice of: Strong Bad via unplugged 'ol landline"}

STRONG BAD: It's pretty baller. You got yer little girl. Yer grandpa spider. Yer pig time parents. Know what I'm talking about. And every time in the third act, without fail, something gets huge and giant and starts oozing blood and goop all over the place! And at that point in the movie, I always get the Studio a-Ghibli-jibblie-jibblies!

23 Jul 2017


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Just so's everybody knows, my appearance on @cyborgturkey is NOT an official collaborasche! Don't make me call in ol' Litty Jack!!
22 Jul 2017


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Dangtwice! Craze-O Facemake's facial recognition algorithm is pretty legit if it can somehow discern Homestar's 'face.'

Video Transcript

{Cut to a door, adorned by a framed picture of Homestar Runner from the cover of Everything Else, Volume 1. At the bottom of the screen is an interface with the Craze-O Facemake logo, and pictures of Dangeresque Too, Stinkoman, Crack Stuntman, Senor Cardgage, Rather Dashing on fire, Old-Timey Strong Bad and The Ugly One. Senor Cardgage is selected, and Puppet Homestar pops up with sunglasses, a combover and a beard digitally added to his face. The icons disappear.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Whoa. This Strong Bad filter for Craze-O Facemake is not very accurate. Strong Bad only sometimes has a dead muskrat on his head! And crawling around his mouth. I'm gonna switch.

{Homestar ducks out of frame. The icons appear again, Old-Timey Strong Bad is selected, and Homestar pops back up with Old-Timey Strong Bad's hair and moustache.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh! Rapscabouts and fountainbleu! I'm old-timey! Um, rations! And... donate tin! Pretty good!

{Homestar ducks out of frame again, making a vocal sound effect. The hair and moustache are placed onto the framed picture of Homestar.}

20 Jul 2017


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Sorry @m0mentring, Space Robo-Bubs is no match for...

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{The Int-Ball floats aboard the International Space Station. Onion Bubs floats in from the lower-right corner and bumps the Int-Ball off the screen, taking its place.}

18 Jul 2017


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New DLC for Craze-O Facemake, y'all! Get to in-app purchasin'!

Video Transcript

{Puppet Strong Bad is in front of a Strong Badia sign. Below him is an interface with the Craze-O Facemake logo, and pictures of Dangeresque Too, Stinkoman, Crack Stuntman, Senor Cardgage, Rather Dashing on fire, Old-Timey Strong Bad and The Ugly One. Senor Cardgage is selected, and sunglasses, a combover and a beard are added to Strong Bad's face. The pictures move out of frame.}

STRONG BAD: Oh, check out the new Cardgage filter from Craze-O Facemake! {imitating Senor Cardgage} Oh, many privalos, beveled edge! Uh, so many slices of gum! {normal voice} This is amazing! It's like I'm the man himself! Edah—

{The glasses move onto Strong Bad's mouth and the beard duplicates and moves onto each eye}

STRONG BAD: Ooh? Aah! Beard-eye! Beard-eye! Aah! Get it off!

{The features move back to normal}

STRONG BAD: Whew. That was close. This is great! Livin' my dreams. Out. {pauses, then ducks out of frame}

17 Jul 2017


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No sbemail yet. But maybe an art lesson will tide you guys over!

Video Transcript

See Sammich
12 Jul 2017


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It does when I utilize THIS bad girl!
This Tweet is a reply to @virtualboy96, who, responding to the previous tweet, asked if a tweet would count as an email.

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23 May 2017


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Help me fill in the blanks. Winner gets both their ding AND their dang email checked.

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23 May 2017


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This Tweet is a reply to @sharktoothbubs, who asked if Strong Bad had forgotten the character of the same name in the previous tweet, and even went so far as to include a screenshot from Dangeresque: Puppet Squad.

Video Transcript

{A hand holds Shark-Tooth Bubs by the head in front of a grey couch. He has small, white, limp balloon attached to his face, obscuring most of it.}

SHARK-TOOTH BUBS: Hey! Don't forgwet me! I still got the downstairs happenin'!

{The hand drops Shark-Tooth Bubs, who falls onto the couch and bounces slightly on impact.}

21 Mar 2017


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Happy World Puppet Day apparently!

Video Transcript

{Puppet Strong Bad stands in front of the orange curtain.}

PUPPET STRONG BAD: In honor of World Puppet Day, everyone's getting...

{Puppet Strong Bad quickly ducks; the scene jump-cuts to the same position as he lifts up his head again, now with a small, beige, limp balloon attached to the bottom of his silver crest.}

PUPPET STRONG BAD: {shouting and shaking}...generic oblong puppet noseeeeeeees!

{The music from dragon plays. Slide transition to the same curtain scene, with Puppet Marshie replacing Strong Bad. Marshie has a similar red balloon attached to his nose.}

PUPPET MARSHIE: I'm even more of an abomination!

{Slide transition again, with Doreauxgard instead. He has a green balloon attached to his nose.}

DOREAUXGARD: Nobody knows what I look like anyways!

{Another slide transition, back to Puppet Strong Bad.}

PUPPET STRONG BAD: Finally, a generic puppet nose to go with my generic grumpy puppet mouth! {shakes quickly}

{Slide transition to The Exact Same, who has a pink balloon attached slightly below the area between his eyes.}

THE EXACT SAME: Well, despite all of this, I am still The Exact Same!

{Slide transition to Puppet The Cheat, who has a purple balloon attached between his eyes; due to the size and placement of the balloon, they are mostly obscured.}

PUPPET THE CHEAT: {Loud The Cheat noises}

{Slide transition to Puppet Homestar Runner, who is oriented in profile as usual. Only one of his eyes is visible, and he has a blue balloon attached above his top lip. Homestar quickly turns and faces the camera head-on, revealing the other eye diametrically opposite of the first. The music stops.}

PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: {nasal, shouting} This is great! I can really breathe through this thing!

{He inhales (making a strange buzzing sound) and exhales alternately, twice.}

PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: Listen to those nasal passages! This is a new day for {even more nasal} Homestar Runner!

{He attempts to clear his throat twice, making a disgusted noise, then turns and confidently walks away stage left.}

21 Mar 2017


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Here in Free Country USA, we've got something waaay betterworse than that naked ol' Cupid. Behold! #themakeromancer

Video Transcript

{Starts on a pink background with moving hearts}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Behold! The Makeromancer! {"The Makeromancer" appears in the center— Strong Sad wearing a black heart-embroidered cloak and holding a gray staff with a black heart on top. He is accompanied by a title stating his name, and he shrinks and moves to the right of the frame.}

STRONG SAD: {draws his arm back} Oh... Makeromance! {thrusts his arm forward; there is a puff of green smoke, and the word "MAKEROMANCE!" blinks at the top of the screen in pixelated font}

{Cut to Marzipan and The Cheat at a table in The Field having tea. The Makeromancer comes in from the bottom of the screen.}

STRONG SAD: Makeromance! {puff of green smoke}

{Cut to Coach Z in the locker room with his pile of towels and laundry. The Makeromancer enters from the left.}

STRONG SAD: Makeromance! {puff of green smoke}

{Cut Strong Bad as Sharpdene and Homestar Runner wearing a hat and trenchcoat in a hilly area at night. The Makeromancer comes down from above.}

STRONG SAD: {slightly slower} Makeromance! {puff of green smoke; Homestar appears to pucker his lips}

{Cut back to the Makeromancer against the pink heart background. He looks at the camera.}

STRONG SAD: Uh, so are my magical powers supposed to be causing romance? Or am I just sort of... demanding it of people? With colored smoke?

{Another Makeromancer enters from the left}

SECOND STRONG SAD: Makeromance! {puff of green smoke, causing the first Makeromancer to vanish}

Fun Facts

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Found this horrifying snippet in a rusty film canister in the attic. Thought maybe you guys could ruin your exes' vamlumtimes with it.

Video Transcript

{Sickly Sam stands in the middle of a black, Old-Timey void and sings a song.}

SICKLY SAM: {singing slowly} Are we gonna make romance? And are we gonna make romance? Are we—

{Dee slides in from the right and harmonizes.}

DEE: {singing slowly} Are we—

{Dee bumps into Sickly Sam and they recenter in frame. Sickly Sam slowly puts his arm around Dee.}

BOTH: —gonna make romance?

{Both disappear with a "pafh!" cloud of dust}

Fun Facts

12 Feb 2017
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