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Revision as of 08:21, 28 December 2017


For @StrongBadActual tweets and Instagram posts.

2017

July

Text / Transcript Date / Link
Ahhhhh!! My parts!!
This Tweet is a reply to @MissDragon42, who posted a drawing of Strong Bad she made in ninth grade.
25 Dec 2017


Those reactions look about right! Unamused b/w secretly plotting revenge.
This Tweet is a reply to @thediabeatles, who posted a picture of himself giving each member of his family a Deep Impact DVD.
25 Dec 2017


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In the Dangeresque universe, Dangeresque Too always gets Dangeresque "Deadly Impact" each Decemberween.
25 Dec 2017


Um, 'substitue' is the French Canadian spelling! Pronounced (sub-stih-TWAY). Yeah! To go with the theme, see?! NOT a misspelling!
This Tweet is a reply to the Tweet containing the Santaman's Chimney recipe.
23 Dec 2017


Oops.
This Tweet is a reply to @misshanake, who pointed out the misspelling of "substitute" in the previous Tweet.
23 Dec 2017


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Don't show up at your Decemberween gatherings this year without the season's hottest new bev! Print out, prepare, watch grandma spiral out of control!
23 Dec 2017


As soon as you draw tiny cool, cool glasses on a post-it and cut them out!
This Tweet is a reply to @garrant_ryan, who asked when Dangeresque figurines will be available.
23 Dec 2017


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NEW Decemberween Special!

Dangeresque Puppet Squad:
The Hot Jones Hijack!!
Happy D'ween everybody!

https://youtu.be/zWpW623yrAU
23 Dec 2017


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Oh man! I should totally make you one with my totally legit Printelectrix 3D printer! Check it making a thatched roof cottage here!
This Tweet is a reply to @nanirourou, who posted a picture of a headless Strong Bad figurine and asked about a keyboard head replacement.
22 Dec 2017


Um, how bout we start with that sweet, sweet commercial permission and/or recognition first. Which nobody bothered to get.
This Tweet is a reply to @TheeColin, who commented on Strong Bad's "appearance" in the Arby's Tweet.
22 Dec 2017


You'll have to take that up with your local rabbit dog or bunnym'n. Or are they just zombiem'n now?
This Tweet is a reply to @takuminightcore, who asked Strong Bad to make a second season of Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People. The zombiem'n comment refers to Telltale making an adaptation of The Walking Dead after finishing up season 3 of Sam & Max.
22 Dec 2017


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Hard Drivin for PC/Amiga!
This Tweet is a reply to the previous Tweet.
21 Dec 2017


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Secret tricks of the Dangerdesque!
21 Dec 2017


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Maybe this is all just payback for this. The mythological crossover fast food sandwich of legend!
This Tweet is a reply to @arisuvix, who pointed Strong Bad to @Arbys's recent Tweet.

Fun Facts

20 Dec 2017


Nothing I signed on for. They don't even tell everybody the reference is from Sbemail 163! I even had to look that old cartoon up!
This Tweet is a reply to @McLeanBen, who commented on Strong Bad's "appearance" in the Arby's Tweet.
20 Dec 2017


Blubb-O's, that is. Also, is that dayglow red monstrosity a fried chicken tikka masala sandwich?! If so, Strong Sad will take 12.
This Tweet is a reply to his previous reply to @Arbys.

Fun Facts

20 Dec 2017


Sorry guys. I'm already sworn to Blubbo's.
This Tweet is a reply to the official Arby's Twitter account, which posted a video with a live-action Strong Bad Dancin' Musical Nobot from what I want to promote their product.
20 Dec 2017


Lemme see if I can dig that dirge-y mess up!
This Tweet is a reply to @Roobix_Cubes, who requested a high-quality version of the holiday version of the Intro song from the Decemberween Email Menu and A Holiday Greeting.
19 Dec 2017


I will! I have the whole thang ding ready to upload! Video and audio! Gimme few days!
This Tweet is a reply to @DieLobsterguy, who requested that Strong Bad release a high-quality version of Limozeen Live! similar to the high-quality version of Hooked on Decemberween.
19 Dec 2017


I was thinkin' the SAME THING!
This Tweet is a reply to @omelettecounty's doodle of Strong Bad kicking Homestar, to which @Spat856 was wondering if he could do it nine times.
19 Dec 2017


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Have a link to a crappy HTML page with your fav D'ween songs. Finally in high-ish quality! homestarrunner.com/decemberweensongs.html
19 Dec 2017


No way! That Viking dragon has one of those greasy, whispy combovers. Looks like Nordump, Trogdor's depressing cousin that's always asking to borrow consummate V's and never gives them back.
This Tweet is a reply to @heatherbeamatz, who offered a Viking-era slate drawing of a dragon as "historical evidence for Trogdor".
18 Nov 2017


Nobody paid me nothing or asked permission or anything. I mostly hate chicken. Especially... in a pan.
This Tweet is a reply to @UnknownNeo and @Lordofthesuplex, who were discussing Strong Bad's unofficial appearance in Robot Chicken.

Fun Facts

  • Strong Bad's last sentence refers to his description of an undesirable slumber party meal.
18 Nov 2017


Don't know what that is and don't care!
This Tweet is a reply to @thomaspercyfan, who asked Strong Bad's opinion on his unofficial appearance in Robot Chicken.
18 Dec 2017


Nothing I agreed to.
This Tweet is a reply to @MattLovehammer, who commented on Strong Bad's unofficial cameo in a recent Robot Chicken episode.
18 Dec 2017


Until the cardboardium spear was SHATTERED into 8 pieces! Each shard conveniently landing in a different biome right next to a very large, very angry creature with easy to recognize patterned behaviors! Reunite the shards! Press START!
This Tweet is a reply to @MercMaistro, who tried to come up with a story behind the Trogdor linocut and Strong Bad's spear.
15 Dec 2017


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Also, already taken though.
This Tweet is a reply to the same Tweet he replied to previously.

Fun Facts

  • Strong Bad shows a screenshot from The Cheatar, the short featuring the gigantic Fender Stratocaster made for Guitar Mania.
15 Dec 2017


I shoulda seen it. Perfection!
This Tweet is a reply to @adamheine, who suggested the name "Cheetaur" for Strong Bad's steed in the linocut.
15 Dec 2017


This linocut is amazing!! But whattaya call that thing I'm riding? A Cheatsteed? Cheatmount? A wild Cheatstang? Anybody else? I'm open to suggestions!
This Tweet links to a post from @CharlemagneSeb featuring a fanmade linocut of Strong Bad facing Trogdor with a spear riding a The Cheat-like steed, in the midst of a burninated landscape.
15 Dec 2017


Total jerks the Brothers Chaps are about to be on @LibraryRadio's podcast Lost in the Stacks on 91.1FM WREK in the ATL at noon! They will talk too much and play some cool old 7 inches!

Fun Facts

15 Dec 2017


Whoa! A rare, deep cut. I'll have to dig through some moldy old VHS piles to see if I can find it!
This Tweet is a reply to @StrikerObi, who was a student when The Brothers Chaps visited Florida State University, and wanted to know if the clip of Puppet Homestar from their presentation was still around.
15 Dec 2017


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Here's an alt attempt at a @PatrickRothfuss draccus from yesterday. This one was more sperm whale/70's van than toothpaste dollop.
14 Dec 2017


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Won't you join Homestar for whatever the crap a sweet winter's blush is?

Video Transcript

{Open to the cross-stitched "A Decemberween Snowment with Puppet Homestar" title screen with the wreath and sprig of holly}

MIKE: {voiceover} Go in again.

PUPPET HOMESTAR: {voiceover} Ah, the first—

MIKE: {cutting him off; voiceover} Uh— come this way a bit more— too much steps. There we go.

{Cut to Puppet Homestar in a Santa hat outside a house while snow is falling}

PUPPET HOMESTAR: Ah, the first hush... of winter's blush. Try and catch snowflakes on your tongue! {tries to catch snowflakes} Ahh. Or— on your mouth-shelf. If you got one. {opens mouth again} Ahhhhhhh... It's very easy to catch them, admittedly, when you have a mouth-shelf. {opens mouth again} Ahhhhhh. {smacks lips} Mmm. Winter's blush. Won't you join me... for a sweet winter's blush?

{Cut to closer shot}

PUPPET HOMESTAR: Isn't that what they call snow? Winter's blush? In the Amateur Snow-Eaters Professional World?

{Cut to a poster for a "Winter's Blush" event:}

Mouth Shelves Welcome!

WINTER'S
BLUSH!

AMATEUR SNOW-EATERS PROFESSIONAL WORLD

PREMIER EVENT!

ANNOUNCER: Winter's Bluuuh...uuh-uuh-uuh-uuuuush!

14 Dec 2017


Hey Andym'n! Here's a secret link to higher quality mp3's of ALL the Decemberween tunes! homestarrunner.com/decemberweensongs.html
This Tweet is a reply to @AndyIsTweeting, who was distraught because the Cheer Up Coach Z download link seemed to be broken.

Fun Facts

14 Dec 2017


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You guys did it! Since you raised over $14K for @PatrickRothfuss and @Worldbuilders_ everyone gets an extra special Skills of an Artist! And one of you lucky donors wins this drawing! Put your skills to such greater use and master the 4 Bean Salad!

Video Transcript

See Draccus



Fun Facts

  • This Tweet was pinned on the day it was posted.
13 Dec 2017


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Last day to donate to @Worldbuilders_ ! Take a lesson from C.J. here! Only $1085 left to go and I'll do a special @PatrickRothfuss themed Skills of an Artist! $10k = 83.3333 goats for needy peeps! Don't you wanna see lotsa thirds of goats?!
11 Dec 2017


I can arrange that!
This Tweet is a reply to @mizzelphug, who would have preferred a Decemberween update through Shark-Tooth Bubs.
8 Dec 2017


Is that on account of the 'Patreon' in 'Patreon-type deal'? Or the whole concept of 'Patreon-type deal' itself? Like what if I set up a 'Stonktreon' campaign? You be into that?
This Tweet is a reply to @jimmyjone, who said he changed his vote on the Patreon poll to "ew, gross" due to it being through Patreon.
8 Dec 2017


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'Tis the weather* for a holiday classic with Puppet Homestar! (*Strong Bad does not respect or condone actually 'tis-ing the weather)

Video Transcript

{Open to the cross-stitched title "A Decemberween Snowment with Puppet Homestar" encircled by a wreath, with a sprig of holly below}

PUPPET HOMESTAR: {voiceover, singing to the opening strains of "Decemberween"} Ba da da da da...

{Cut to Puppet Homestar with a Santa hat and jingle bells, outside a house while snow falls}

PUPPET HOMESTAR: ...Boo doo doo! Decemberween, Decemberween...

{Cut to a snowy pumpkin on the ground; Homestar pops in from the right}

PUPPET HOMESTAR: ...You're fifty-five days after Halloweeeeen!

{Cut back to the first scene}

PUPPET HOMESTAR: Weeeeeeen! {looks at the camera; no longer singing} Winter's blush!

{Title screen appears again. After a few seconds, fade to Homestar and the pumpkin again.}

PUPPET HOMESTAR: {talking to the pumpkin} What are you still doing here? Shouldn't Brainkrieg've gotten you already?

8 Dec 2017


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Back atcha, stripéd beardym'n!
Member this?
This Tweet is a reply to @PatrickRothfuss, who told Strong Bad he loved him.
6 Dec 2017


If we raise a total of $10K for the @Worldbuilders_ fundraiser (they give goats to peeps in need or something!) I'll do a special Skills of an Artist where I teach you to draw a draccus from @PatrickRothfuss' books! Then you can win the drawing! Gonate!
This Tweet links to the Worldbuilders Goathfuss fundraiser.
6 Dec 2017


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I freely admit to starting this Skills of an Artist with absolutely no plan! The results speak for themselves!

Video Transcript

See Clownbread



Fun Facts

  • This Tweet was pinned on the day it was posted.
6 Dec 2017


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Here's a nicer quality gif. Not sure why all the jankitude in that little videro.
This Tweet is a reply to his previous Tweet, with a higher-quality .gif version of its video.
6 Dec 2017


Thanks to @babypopdipstick for creating the missing King Castlefunny artwork for this vintage Frothman's Lite Half-Full Cold Ones bar sign! Every lame man-cave or gross, shared college apartment needs one!
5 Dec 2017


This is totally from when King Castlefunny was brought back as the inexplicable pitchman for Frothman's Lite Half-full Cold Ones! Your uncle prolly has a vintage wood-paneled lighted sign of this in his storage unit/current residence!
This Tweet is a reply to @babypopdipstick, who shared fanart of a stylized King of Town.

Fun Facts

5 Dec 2017


Nobody do anything... Gingeresque!
This Tweet links to a photo from @__Beaches__ of an iced gingerbread Strong Bad.
3 Dec 2017


I say we suggest my ultimate crossover fantasy: Thy Dungeresqueman! Crooked cop rogue-lite textroidvania flask-sim!!
This Tweet is a reply to @xArc_Knightx, who asked about a petition to Telltale to make a second season of Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People.

Fun Facts

3 Dec 2017


Punchesintheface only!
This Tweet is a reply to @iyeru, who asked if he could donate to the Goathfuss fundraiser in kicks to the butt.

Fun Facts

30 Nov 2017


That's a good instinct, man! But it's to raise money to buy goats!! Can't nobody say Strong Bad don't love goats! They're inherently evil! Those sidewise eyes!
This Tweet is a reply to @letshearitclown, who thought that Strong Bad's promotion of the Goathfuss fundraiser was out-of-character.
30 Nov 2017


But I drink my yogurt from a tube!!
This Tweet is a reply to @Storied_Hope, who commented that Strong Bad was losing his edge.

Fun Facts

30 Nov 2017


This is a fantastic use of both time and effort!
This Tweet is a reply to @Mcadical, who shared distorted edited screenshots from too cool and long pants that he said looked like Strong Bad and Homestar's "long lost Lovecraftian cousins".
30 Nov 2017


There's still hope! I have a box of Kick The Cheat larynxes! instagram.com/p/BYO0e6kjNm9/
This Tweet is a reply to @RUFauxRlz, who said they have a Kick The Cheat whose voice doesn't work anymore.

Fun Facts

  • Strong Bad links to his own Instagram video, "Fun with Kick the Cheat voiceboxes!"
30 Nov 2017


Oh my style! I now know my new mission in life! To create an inflatable lawn Trogdor you can keep up year round! Who wants to to give-a four dollar-a to my Kickcheater campaign?!
This Tweet is a reply to @brycec1701, who shared a photo of a giant inflatable Christmas dragon at a store.

Fun Facts

30 Nov 2017


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You guys are donating machines! We're almost to the $5000 mark already! Remember, every 10 bucks you donate to @PatrickRothfuss charity, Worldbuilders, gets you another chance to win Homestar crap! Keep it up! classy.org/fundraiser/1216597
30 Nov 2017


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Want a chance to win one of the last remaining Kick the Cheats? Or the original Cornucopicron drawing from Skills of an Artist? DONATE to @PatrickRothfuss's charity and win nerdy stuff while buying herdy goats for peeps around the globe! classy.org/fundraiser/1216597 #RaiseTheGoathfuss
29 Nov 2017


Press B during character selection for alt costume!
This Tweet is a reply to @JedKronfeld, who claimed that Strong Bad's hacker outfit was the alternate Strong Bad skin in Street Fighter.
29 Nov 2017


The red was def triggering some severe rage reactions. Lotta punched Compaq CRT screens as a result.
This Tweet is a reply to @pullahoko, who commented that the blue gloves in Strong Bad's outfit must have a soothing effect on inmates.

Fun Facts

29 Nov 2017


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So, @rob_t_firefly sent me this stock photo hacker pic and he's totally wearing the same outfit I wear on Sbemail Inmate Outreach Night! 'Cept I secure my Lappier with a squash blossom vine 'stead of a chain.
29 Nov 2017


It varies. The Cheat's base is like an inch and brother Graw Mad's is prolly 2.5? instagram.com/p/BYWip7DjD67/
This Tweet is a reply to @Oniwah, who asked what size the bases of the Homestar Runner figurines were.

Fun Facts

  • Strong Bad's link is to his own Instagram post of "Strong Mad vs. Wind-Up Drinks".
  • Strong Mad is again referred to as Graw Mad.
27 Nov 2017


Naw you should be grood. Take your time. Make life last. Lurk longer. Creep closer. Staunch stranger... what were we talkin' about again?
This Tweet is a reply to @Righ_Bread, who asked if items in the Decemberween Gifts collection were at risk of selling out.
27 Nov 2017


Hot Jones is approved. Hot Pooey, on the other hand, voids ALL the warranties. Ever.
This Tweet is a reply to @MercMaistro, who asked if drinking Hot Jones from his "mug full of figurines" would void the warranty.

Fun Facts

27 Nov 2017


Looks like a white poop emoji. You know, like from the 70's when dog poop turned white sometimes. I blame Gaines Burgers.
This Tweet is a reply to @BBAlpert, who asked what hat Mario would get if one used the Strong Sad Amiibo with Oddyssey.
27 Nov 2017


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Obligatory Cyber Monday Crap! Give someone you love a mug full of figurines this Decemberween apparently! homestore-runner.myshopify.com/collections/decemberween-gifts
27 Nov 2017


I 'twasn't at Nameless Yogurt Country Club this year. The annual fees got too high and the quality of the breakfast buffet fell off a cliff.
This Tweet is a reply to @AgentScarlettO, who asked Strong Bad if he was at NYCC this year.
24 Nov 2017


You missed it! It was all over by 12:05am! They had to spray that immobilizing riot foam at them! It looks like a giant bargain hunter-filled ambrosia salad!
This Tweet is a reply to @ProtagonJones, who asked if the tear gas and riot police of Bubs Friday had started yet (referring to Toikey TV).
24 Nov 2017


They were delicious! Boiled, cracked, and dipped in lemon butter! The human arm OTOH was WAY too gamey.
This Tweet is a reply to @VeritasUnae, who asked what happened to the crab claws on the live-action Cornucopicron.
23 Nov 2017


Oh plounch! I can't wait for the Trogdor-Sweet Cuppin' Cakes-Limozeen: But They're in Space-Caleb Rentpayer shared cinematic universe!
This Tweet is a reply to @YTMonkey_Puyo, who claimed that Cornucopicron would be in the "next Trogdor movie".
23 Nov 2017


I dunno who @homestarrunner is. Not me. Not official.
This Tweet is a reply to @Crowther223, who apparently asked @homestarrunner if he could make him an iMessage sticker pack and received no response.
23 Nov 2017


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Happy T from the hideous maw of Cornucopicron! May he devour all your holiday tablescapes and centerpieces!

Fun Facts

23 Nov 2017


I'm woikin on it! Soon all will be applauded and uploaded! You must remain pants-patient!
This Tweet is a reply to @tux_and_friends, who asked when email anything would be uploaded to YouTube.
20 Nov 2017


SBCG4AP is like a child I helped raise that has now gone to college. I see it on holidays and at funerals but have no control over its life.
This Tweet is a reply to @AverySune, who asked if Strong Bad was in contact with Telltale Games and could convince them to do a Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People season two, or to update the first season for compatibility with newer systems.
20 Nov 2017


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It's a match pre-made in Strong Badia!
This Tweet is a reply to @the_pico_cafe, who reacted positively to Strong Bad's proposal in the previous Tweet.
18 Nov 2017


I should get this person to help me work on VirtualPizz.biz 2.0!! VoxtualPizz?
This Tweet links to a post by @the_pico_cafe of a scene in Strong Bad's basement rendered in voxels.
18 Nov 2017


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I think it's time we all accept that Strong Bad is, simply put, all up ins the world around you.
This Tweet is a reply to @Timogorgon, who pointed out that the onion faces posted by @FacesPics are actually Strong Bad faces.

Fun Facts

  • Strong Bad refers to two past Tweets in which he has given voices to Strong Bad-like inanimate objects: the "Strong (carry-on) Bag" and the ultrasound Strong Bad baby.
15 Nov 2017


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You guys are the greatest fans ever! Now watch while I make fun of your awesome costumes!

yt: youtu.be/rD9xymMKtug
flash: homestarrunner.com/fanstumes17.html

Fun Facts

15 Nov 2017


I was just talkin' about "the new shirt" design on the t-shirt. But I s'pose I could be swayed to include baboon-arms Cardgage too.
This Tweet is a reply to @Kreagar, who wondered if the potential new T-shirt would include the entire drawing with Senor Cardgage or just the "the new shirt" design.
14 Nov 2017


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Holy style, you guys! Look at this amazing old t-shirt design I made whilst drawing some Cardgage doodles! If this hits, let's say... 5,000 retweets, I'll offer it in the Homestore! The New Shirt!

Fun Facts

  • Faint writing is visible on the back of the pictured paper.
14 Nov 2017


That's some serious sassin' back/givin' a time! Nice work, kids!
This Tweet is a reply to @armstrong_jaime, who shared their children's drawings of Character 1 and Character 2 from Cartoon Characters.
12 Nov 2017


Check out these guys' Limozeen cover! They get all twangly on it like those guitars with the weird hubcap on em, know'mtalkinbout?
This Tweet links to @DustinKatz's post promoting his and his friend's Limozeen cover song.
8 Nov 2017


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Let's put the 'um..na' back in 'autumnal' with a new Skills of an Artist! I make drawing TUM(nal)!

Video Transcript

See Cornucopia



Fun Facts

  • This Tweet was pinned on the day it was posted.
8 Nov 2017


Strong Bad does not respect or condone the actions of Brainkrieg despite them being characters in a comic he made up. Sharpdene OTOH...
This Tweet is a reply to @WackoMcGoose, a mailman who apparently does not appreciate rotten pumpkins being shoved in mailboxes.
4 Nov 2017


Oh yes most definitely, doctor.
This Tweet is a reply to @Sam_J_Hodge, who asked if Brainkrieg could come to the next Venkman's show.

Fun Facts

  • Strong Bad's response echoes Homestar's line in Hremail 62.
3 Nov 2017


'Santaman' is ok but looks like a made for TV holiday special. When little Jimbly falls in a vat of candy cane magic he becomes... Santaman!
This Tweet is a reply to @GaryHornseth, who was relieved that Strong Bad put to rest the question of why "Santam'n" was used.
3 Nov 2017


There are Christmas lights and Christmas trees and Santam'ns. But the holiday itself is Decemberween.
This Tweet is a reply to @PeacockRoi, who asked why Christmas lights were mentioned in Decomposing Pumpkins if Decemberween is the holiday celebrated in Free Country, USA.
3 Nov 2017


Oh don't worry, I got you aaaall downloaded already. Just wait. In a week or so I will unleash my costume critique hallowrath uponst you!
This Tweet is a reply to @godofodd, who was unsure of where to post their fan costume photo.
3 Nov 2017


Download link for those who want to crank this in their mom's Taurus wagon! homestarrunner.com/songs/Brainkrieg_DecomposingPumpkins.mp3
This Tweet is a reply to his previous Tweet.
3 Nov 2017


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It's that moldy, groldy pumpkin time of year again so enjoy this classic Brainkrieg track everybody!

Video Transcript

See Decomposing Pumpkins
3 Nov 2017


Oh sweet dog, once you get me in the recording booth there's no tellin' WHAT I'll say!! I'll tear a script up and rewrite on the spot!
This Tweet is a reply to @Jarfulous, who asked whether any Homestar Runner material was improvised or if all of it was pre-written.
2 Nov 2017


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Cram into the BoOoth everybody! It's this year's Halloween Toon!
YT: youtu.be/MMr8zKbGvzI
Flash: www.homestarrunner.com/ween17.html

Fun Facts

30 Oct 2017


Of course you can! You can send me unused 'stumes from '08 if'n you want!
This Tweet is a reply to @thomaspercyfan, who asked if they could send in unused entries from previous years for the Fan Costumes.
27 Oct 2017


Hey, I did it the last two years and I'm doin it this year! Yearly!
This Tweet is a reply to @SuperGraffiti, who teased Strong Bad for his use of the word "yearly" in his previous Tweet.
27 Oct 2017


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Don't forget to tweet me your great/terrible costumes so I can put em in my yearly slideshow and make fun of how messy your houses are!

Video Transcript

See Greatest American Homestar
27 Oct 2017


Hmm, I can manage a Happy Freakin Birthdad!! How's that?
This Tweet is a reply to @xpapakyle, who asked if Strong Bad could wish their dad a happy birthday.
26 Oct 2017


What's that Character 12? You left your gumption in the font suitcase? That, my mild man, is the definition of far out.... that's right.
This Tweet links to a Tweet from @jamesalfredf, who posted a version of the Faceless Megacorp logo from Characters from Yonder Website edited to look like Homsar.
26 Oct 2017


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Learn to invert 70's mom hair and draw The Cursed Legume in this week's terrifying Skills of an Artist!

Video Transcript

See Large Bean



Fun Facts

  • This Tweet was pinned on the day it was posted.
25 Oct 2017


I've always dreamed that Homestar's weird shirtbody would decide to strangle him one day.
This Tweet is a reply to @AzokoLoko, who posted a fanart of Homestar Runner appearing to be suffocated by his shirt.
24 Oct 2017


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The internet is full of Wade Boggs?!
This Tweet is a reply to @NickBrickBuilds, who was confused as to the pronunciation of "wadbags" from a previous tweet.

Fun Facts

24 Oct 2017


Cordless 'Lectric Boots?! But how did they fit the cooling fan and heat sink and carburetor in those wonders of science?
This Tweet is a reply to @Gmightyguin's retweet of @mattroeser, who posted a picture of a pair of boots with electric lights.
24 Oct 2017


It's okay. Creators change. Fans change. Perspectives change. But the internet will always be full of wadbags.
This Tweet is a reply to @EscapePOD87's retweet of @andymoney69, who was surprised that Penny Arcade still exists, as "even the strongbad guy had enough sense to stop doing it".
24 Oct 2017


They're due whenever you dress up terribly as one of us and take a photo! I usually put up my slideshow a week or two after proper Ween.
This Tweet is a reply to @jediguykaleb, who asked when costume submissions were due for Fan Costumes 2017.
21 Oct 2017


Hey @englishhistpod when in history did 'burnination' get shortened to 'burn' or 'burning'? And who's responsible? Normans? Saxons? Zaxxon?!
21 Oct 2017


It's like the ending of Mario 2 cept way cooler! Snoozy SB dreams of beefed-up, abbed-up Cheat kickins!
This Tweet is a reply to the same fanart post by @guavajagular linked to in his previous Tweet.

Fun Facts

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This is some of the best Tobering of Inks I've seen all month!
This Tweet links to an Inktober fanart by @guavajagular of Strong Bad dreaming about his muscular, abbed-up self kicking The Cheat.
21 Oct 2017


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That's just Sickly Sam at the dentist, man!
This Tweet is a reply to @AisforInterval, who posted a photo of a vaguely Strong Sad-like (or Sickly Sam-like) ghost head with a snake in its mouth, asking if it was "Strong Sad with a new part time job".

Fun Facts

20 Oct 2017


I love it! It's like I'm creepin at you through a murkmist!
This Tweet is a reply to @DrAngelMachine, who posted a blurry photo of a candlelit Strong Bad pumpkin.
20 Oct 2017


Naw, just me rambling too much about northwise meeps. Ya gotta cut to the chase with meeps...
This Tweet is a reply to @MagentaWig, who pointed out Strong Bad's "suspicious edit" in the middle of the latest Skills of an Artist video.
19 Oct 2017


Oh man! My Blue Diamond Phillips looks so shiny and valuable up there on my forehead! Nice woik, joik!
This Tweet is a reply to @GregzillaGT, who posted a black-and-white fanart drawing of Strong Bad.
18 Oct 2017


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Let's all practice our northwise meeps on some tennis shorts with this week's Skills of an Artist!

Video Transcript

See Tennis Shorts



Fun Facts

  • This Tweet was pinned on the day it was posted.
18 Oct 2017


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The real parenting win is what appears to be either Giant Chunks of French Toast Cereal or possibly carnitas in sweetened condensed milk!
This Tweet is a reply to @johnvvells, who posted a photo of his son holding up a drawing of "TRAGDOR THE BURNuNATOR" and a burninated peasant and thatched-roof cottage. The food item Strong Bad refers to is on the table at the bottom of the photo.
15 Oct 2017


Here's a YouTubrious link to yesterday's LiveSkills. Now in non-neck-straining landscape orientation!
This Tweet links to the YouTube version of Skills of an Artist LIVE!!.
12 Oct 2017


That's The Homeschool Winner. He was just like Homestar cept smart and whiny and wimpy-- Oh wait, he was EXACTLY like Homestar cept smart.
This Tweet is a reply to @Neme303, who asked who the "Homestar Runner, but ... not Homestar, nor ... Homsar" character was in the Dancin' Bubs game.

Fun Facts

  • Homeschool Winner was an character who was abandoned after his appearance in Dancin' Bubs (although cryptic references to him have been made since, and he appeared as a silhouette in A Decemberween Mackerel).
11 Oct 2017


This gives me hope for the litigators of the future! Balance verification!!
This Tweet is a reply to @GothSouljaBoy, who posted a photo of the Litigation Jackson poster (from rampage) that he has at his desk at a law firm.
11 Oct 2017


Thanks for testing and tasting the waters with me! I'll learn how to get the thang ding to stay in landscape and we'll do this again soon!
This Tweet is a reply to his previous Tweet, following up his livestreamed Skills of an Artist.
11 Oct 2017


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Skills of an Artist LIVE! Now!

Video Transcript

See Skills of an Artist LIVE!!



Fun Facts

  • This Tweet was pinned on the day it was posted.
11 Oct 2017


(right here on tweetmouth.gov.)

(I mean twitter. don't actually go to tweetmouth.gov)
This Tweet is a reply to @ReshofNowhere, who asked where they would find Strong Bad's upcoming livestream.

Fun Facts

  • tweetmouth.gov is not an actual website; domains with the .gov extension can only be created with permission from the U.S. government.
11 Oct 2017


(i just do it right here on tweetmouth!)
This Tweet is a reply to @family_jules, who requested the link to his upcoming livestream.
11 Oct 2017


Oh, by the dubs, It'll be right here on tweetmouth central!
This Tweet is a reply to his previous Tweet announcing Skills of an Artist LIVE!!.
11 Oct 2017


Who wants to witness the trainwreck of a LIVE Skills of an Artist in about an hour (3pm EST)? Tune in and skill out!
11 Oct 2017


Teacher of the year!! TOTY! TOTY! I hear the inordinately long walk is also great for fine motor, mindfulness, and peepants control!
This Tweet is a reply to @arandomgamer02, who had their preschool and kindergarten music classes "bend at the knees" in honor of Characters from Yonder Website.
9 Oct 2017


Adorbz Alert! I wanna squish us all!! (cept for Creepo Depot Bubs, dunno where he's slinkin off to)
This Tweet links to another fanart post by @Kosan_Takeuchi, this time of the entire main cast minus Homsar.
9 Oct 2017


Although it IS now normal for people to put on costumes at any time for no reason whatsoever, I usually wait 'til after Halloween for this.
This Tweet is a reply to @fellas_only, who asked if Strong Bad was going to do a Fan Costumes 2017 soon.
8 Oct 2017


This is some military-grade friend's momming right here! Do you know how often I dream of having my own undead head of Cardgage?!
This Tweet links to a post by @Gen1sBetter, whose friend's mom made him a realistic-looking Senor Cardgage mask for Halloween.
7 Oct 2017


that picture is of my burner-nator phone. everybody needs a 'nator to handle all their shady dealings.
This Tweet is a reply to @LuNiney and @_eblu, who were debating how Strong Bad could have taken and posted a photo of his Compy phone.
7 Oct 2017


The whole fambly would always gather 'round to listen to Roosevelt's fireside Cheats.
This Tweet is a reply to @DanaTerrace, who posted a photo of a Kick The Cheat doll near her fireplace.

Fun Facts

7 Oct 2017


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Thanks for the suggestion, @ProtagonJones! Here's this year's Mojiween Squint-ouette costumes!

Fun Facts

  • While not a reply, this refers to @ProtagonJones's suggestion in an earlier Tweet that Strong Bad "shoulda done [the silhouettes] squint-moji style, man."
6 Oct 2017


You made him cute!! How did you make him cute?! I've never NOT gotten the jibblies from an image of the Poopsmith before!
This Tweet is a reply to @Kosan_Takeuchi, who posted yet another piece of fanart, this time of the Poopsmith.
6 Oct 2017


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Don't be fooled. I only tweet from this bad boy.
This Tweet is a reply to @LuNiney, whose "fantasies [were] crushed" when they saw the text "Twitter for iPhone" at the bottom of Strong Bad's latest Tweet.
6 Oct 2017


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Get to speck-a-latin'! Halloween costume silhouettes are all up on! flash only: http://www.homestarrunner.com/ween17_teaser.html
6 Oct 2017


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Okay, but also I already made one a mills bills years ago. Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque, yo! http://homestarrunner.com/dangeresque.html
This Tweet is a reply to @lightmanx5, who requested that Strong Bad make an adventure game like the one linked in his Tweet.

Fun Facts

  • "A mills bills" is a reference to Homestar's line in a cutscene in Kid Speedy.
5 Oct 2017


I didn't see no video but all the sudden everybody started asking me about those chumps so I had to weigh in.
This Tweet is a reply to @TalesUnsung, who also thought that Strong Bad's tweet was a response to the Angry Video Game Nerd episode.
5 Oct 2017


I don't what an avgn is but peoples keep buggin me bou dis.
This Tweet is a reply to @YellowDogTweets, who thought that Strong Bad's previous tweet came from watching the new Angry Video Game Nerd episode on Tag-Team Wrestling.
5 Oct 2017


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This is all I will say on the subject:

Fun Facts

  • This Tweet and accompanying GIF hark back to the origin of Strong Bad's name: the name of one of the teams in the 1986 Nintendo game Tag-Team Wrestling.
5 Oct 2017


Fresh, hot, cold! Side effects include wine, women, and hyperglycemia.
This Tweet is a reply to @OmegaPlatinum, who posted a photo of various Halloween-themed doughnut flavors in a doughnut shop— including Witch's Brew-Berry.

Fun Facts

5 Oct 2017


Oh man! The FunMachine Crapvantage! I loved that thing. I played through ALL of Duck Guardian 2 on slow-mo! Took 3 months!
This Tweet is a reply to @levisamjuno, who posted a drawing of a game controller that they "accidentally" drew while trying to follow along with Strong Bad's instructions in the latest Skills of an Artist.
5 Oct 2017


Headin down to the datum center to see what's up. But I'm more concerned with why you're on Videlectrix.com in 2017! Pigs on Head?
This Tweet is a reply to @SirTapTap, who alerted Strong Bad that the Videlectrix website was down.

Fun Facts

  • Strong Bad refers to the "datum center", from isp.
  • Pigs on Head is a playable game on Videlectrix's website.
  • This issue was later resolved when all Videlectrix webpages were moved to the homestarrunner.com domain.
4 Oct 2017


I dunno, Pumpkin Bubs is getting dangerously close to paint daubs territory. Sharpie daubs count too, ya know!
This Tweet is a reply to @AustinRW98, who posted a photo of a marker-drawn "Pumpkin Bubs".
4 Oct 2017


Nice work! #nodaubs4lyfe
This Tweet is a reply to @krbreitenbach, who posted a photo of eight carved Homestar Runner-themed pumpkins, calling them "the talismans of power".
4 Oct 2017


The recipe (cept for the steam and sugar) is locked in a totally-not-a-shoebox vault and kept under 24 hour totally-not-just-Poodonkis guard
This Tweet is a reply to @MercMaistro, who requested a recipe for Grumblecakes.
3 Oct 2017


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Deep cut! This is clearly Mario Paint era Strong Bad.
This Tweet is a reply to @Kosan_Takeuchi, who posted another piece of fanart, this time of a grinning Strong Bad with teeth.
3 Oct 2017


Aww. Lookit how cute The Cheat gets when I don't limit his Grumblecake-intake. Er, his Grumblintake. Chubcheat!
This Tweet links to a post by @Kosan_Takeuchi featuring fanart of a happy, chubby The Cheat.

Fun Facts

3 Oct 2017


I can neither confirm nor deny nor respect nor condone that Mopgene is related to Sharpdene.
This Tweet is a reply to @deboratlas, who asked if the glasses-wearing mop portraying Foxface in Shopping for Danger was Sharpdene's mild-mannered sister.
3 Oct 2017


want so bad
This Tweet is a reply to @braverbeast, who suggested a Cuphead game with the Old-Timey characters.
3 Oct 2017


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Thanks for participating in the Stuff-Strong-Bad-Might/Could-Do Exploratory Poll! Now back to our regularly scheduled Skills of an Artist!

Video Transcript

See Classic Stand-up Arcade Game



Fun Facts

  • This Tweet was pinned on the day it was posted.
  • The Tweet text contains "Might/Could", a reference to both the might could running gag and the Family Might/Could from too cool.
3 Oct 2017


everything would still be free. the donate peoples would just get bonus crap like puppet video chats and livestreamed sloshy practice.
This Tweet is a reply to @AndrewRoks1998, who posted a screenshot of HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS! in response to Strong Bad's Patreon idea.
2 Oct 2017


tfw (totally fumbling with) the idea of a Patreon-type deal. What you think?

Poll Options

  • (10%) ew, gross
  • (44%) ok, I guess
  • (46%) yes! let's do it!



Fun Facts

  • Patreon is a website that allows artists to receive funding directly from their fans, and provides ways for artists to build relationships and provide exclusive experiences to their subscribers.
2 Oct 2017


tfw (them frothy washings) make you forget you're supposed to be tfw-ing but at least you smell nice.
This Tweet is a reply to wiki user @Pixstar_Runner, who took issue with Strong Bad breaking his "tfw streak" with his previous tweet.
2 Oct 2017


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Scantron vs. The Visor Robot, @xArc_Knightx? I think-a we all know who would win that particular matchup!
1 Oct 2017


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tfw (the finest work) I ever pinned my name to may have been this infomercial from aught nine.

Video Transcript

The video attached to this tweet is the introduction to the Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits DVD.

28 Sep 2017


I wouldn't hold my collectorbreath if I were you. At least according to Count Longardeaux's Price Guide for Obscure Internet Cartoon Merch.
This Tweet is a reply to @TheKingOfRPing, who found their Homestar Runner figurines under their bed, in a box labelled "SELL WHEN EXPENSIVE".
30 Sep 2017


This is the best part of that collection anyway, man. All you need! #actualsciencelab
This Tweet is a reply to @nickpick150, who replied to Strong Bad's previous reply, asking about Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits DVD.

Video Transcript

The video attached to this tweet is the introduction to the Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits DVD.

30 Sep 2017


Aw man I'm in the opposite boat! My friggin VCR won't stop barfing up the thang dings!
This Tweet is a reply to @BigEnchidillo, who asked if there would be any more printings of strongbad_email.exe Disc Six.

Fun Facts

29 Sep 2017


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tfw (thifty fousand wonderful) nerds are following my husky head! In thanks, have a deep cut where my accent totally hasn't changed I swear.

Video Transcript

{The Strong Bad Main Page is shown on the website; the cursor moves over "games", and Night Driver plays on the TV}

STRONG BAD: Oh, I love this game. I got the high score, man, fifty thousand! Try and beat that!

{Cut to Puppet Strong Bad in front of a TV set playing a real version of Night Driver. Although he speaks in his normal voice, it is noticeably quite different from earlier Strong Bad's; it's much deeper, with a less pronounced accent}

PUPPET STRONG BAD: Oh, I love this game, I got the high score, man, fifty thousand! Try and beat that! {looks to the left, then front again} Got it with the joystick too! That game's supposed to use paddles! {nods vigorously and makes "uh huh" noises}

28 Sep 2017


I KNEW it would work! They told me I was a madman! A laughing stock of both the racing and lumberjack worlds! Vindication is MIIIIINE!!
27 Sep 2017


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tfw (this farout website) invites you to find your lost gumption with a new short

YT: https://youtu.be/f4Bq42UdpAU

Flash: http://www.homestarrunner.com/yonderwebsite …

Fun Facts

  • This Tweet was pinned the day after it was posted.
    • This is the first @StrongBadActual Tweet to be pinned to the top of the page.
27 Sep 2017


tfw (thoroughly frozen whales) finally thaw and you realize this idea was a LOT better on paper.
26 Sep 2017


That's Denoob Largo, man! Maker of the Styleron Ecochair and other snooty, overpriced home furnishings! Wearer of ridiculous turtlenecks!
26 Sep 2017


tfw (those fragrant whims) overcome you and you let yourself fall face first into the ball pit
25 Sep 2017


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Lookit this bullcronk! What? I don't post enough of those 'tfw' tweets? Fine! It's all-tfw posts from now on until I get totally sick of it.
25 Sep 2017


Sorry, in my terror I forgot to thank @_AlexHirsch for this new monstrosity (spoiler: it does NOT know the times)
24 Sep 2017


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AHHHHH!

Video Transcript

{A plastic ghost object with a slightly Homestar-like face has been edited onto Homestar Runner's body, standing in The Field.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER-LIKE THING: {in Homestar's voice} Oh hello, Strong Bad! {smiles} Eeeeeh!

24 Sep 2017


This is EXACTLY what it looks like when you face Homestar head-on and he flaps his underbeak at you! Be glad you only see us from the side!!
24 Sep 2017


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Here's the twittervator pitch for Strong Bad's 'Drop A Train On Em' VR simulator. Who wouldn't wanna wreak havoc in this physics sandbox?
23 Sep 2017


Patience! We're currently cramming a bunker full of device-agnostic cartoons in preparation for the flashpocalypse!
23 Sep 2017


Look at him burninate the hairs right off your-- wait, so do you have popeye calves or popeye forearms?
22 Sep 2017


I dunno. Call your local Telltale representative or bunnym'n today and demand it!
22 Sep 2017


Aw man! That poor French cruller he just stepped on!! WHY!!
22 Sep 2017


Master the subtleties and bubbleteas of Nature's Wave with a new Skills of an Artist!
21 Sep 2017


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Who forgort to port?
18 Sep 2017


But there was no bigger stretch than her bizarre office-church-weightlifting novel 'Boss Ton, Mass.'
16 Sep 2017


Admittedly more of an At-a-cursory-glance-moji than a proper Squint one.
16 Sep 2017


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Me dressed up as Carmsquint Freakin Mirandoji! (a stretch, I know)
16 Sep 2017


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Definitely starring this guy
15 Sep 2017


For what? Bubs on the ticket stub next to dirty laundry? Yep. Sounds like a new Decemberween tradition to me!
15 Sep 2017


Not yet! But I see a VERY intriguing Let's Play in my near future! Who wouldn't wanna watch me speedrun DOTAD?!
15 Sep 2017


Stinkoman takes place one exty later apparently.
15 Sep 2017


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New level of difficulty! Halloween costume Squintmoji! Check out Homesquint dressed as John McEnroji!
15 Sep 2017


I think this one wins. And forever burns itself into your nightmare pull-list.
15 Sep 2017


Perfect companion to my post-Casino Night Zone playthrough speedrun unboxing reaction review show.
14 Sep 2017


THRILL as he talks Gunhaver through setting up a personal blog on a popular template-based drag and drop hosting solution!
14 Sep 2017


I LOVE it when things come with mainstream success! Best toy accessory ever! Way better than when they come with a 'modicum of success.'
14 Sep 2017


With you on this. Think I'm switchin to Filbert too. #Filbo4Lyfe
14 Sep 2017


This is what I'm talkin about! Little Albert Squintmoji! GO!

---🐌🐢
-----🧀

🍕⚠️
14 Sep 2017


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Runfire? Little Albert? Check out all these rejected Commando names I unearthed and then design what they should look like!
14 Sep 2017


I didn't think the Kitty could be topped for poshness but 'White Bengal Tiger Politely Holding Entire Roll of Toilet Paper' just might!
12 Sep 2017


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Hang in there everybody! Escape the chaos for a moment with the Calming Skills of a Soothing Artistfarout.

Video Transcript

See Cartoon Characters
11 Sep 2017


In process!
9 Sep 2017


Classy! But the elevator in that theater burned down the stairs which short circuited all the ladders so it looks like you're gonna have to-
9 Sep 2017


This one tweet's enough for me man! Let's not stop at Steam. Let's go full Grumblecakes with this thing! Steam AND sugar!
9 Sep 2017


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Totally man. And you can have this.
9 Sep 2017


'Sizzlin' Szechuan Steve' totally sounds like a professional Texas hold-em player. Or maybe a lame jazz saxophonist on a cruise ship.
8 Sep 2017


You better watch out or Videlectrix gone hire you! How do you feel about Actionscript 1.terrible?
8 Sep 2017


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No, that braincrap end boss wasn't a Stinkoman level 10 relic. But these guys are! Tooth ooh lips?
8 Sep 2017


Oh sculpt! He looks even shinier & rubbier in his CG model form! Lookit the hand forging and smithing details in that cannonmouth!
This Tweet links to @mutatdjellyfish's Tweet with the original CG Cannonmouth, saying he sculpted the Cannonmouth seen in the previous Tweet.
8 Sep 2017


3D printed Cannonmouth! 15% infill, no raft, no supports, remember to UNCHECK 'ooh lips.'
This Tweet links to @ColinMcInerror's 3D-printed Cannonmouth.

Fun Facts

8 Sep 2017


Don't tempt me! I'll make one of them shirts where the design stretches around the whole thing and looks like YOU have a family might/could!
This Tweet is a reply to @fardmuhammad, who expressed relief that there was no "family might/could" shirt in the Senor Cardgage collection.

Fun Facts

7 Sep 2017


Which ones you mean? The 'my head and crossbones' one? Or the 'prancey stripey Homestar' one?
This Tweet is a reply to @Strong_Badam, who asked for the old hoodies to be brought back.
7 Sep 2017


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Join Team Kneepads! Fly Air Cardgage! By propular demank! Cardgage-ish shirts in the Homestore! https://homestore-runner.myshopify.com/collections/se…
7 Sep 2017


Ye snatcheth the GRILL PAN and prepare to qualifry. Oh waiteth. Thy GRILL PAN needeth deglazing. Obvious exits are [P]revious Page and [T]OC
This Tweet is a reply to @dangoub, who responded to Strong Bad's previous Tweet by using the grill pan on the index.
6 Sep 2017


You turneth to the Last page. An Index layeth nearby. Obvious entries are Flaskmaiden, Flaskmonger, and Grill Pan. Which wouldst thou pick?
This Tweet is a reply to @dangoub, who responded to Strong Bad's textbook Thy Dungeonman reply by saying he wanted to go to the last page and look for the index.
6 Sep 2017


He's regressing! He thinks he should spend all his time mastering Macromedia Fireworks and Director!!
This Tweet is a reply to @InLibdingColor, who replied to Strong Bad's bowling animations Tweet, asking if The Cheat was learning ToonBoom Harmony.
6 Sep 2017


You are in yon textbook. Ye see a maiden. She needeth more flasks. Obvious exits are [N]ext page and [L]ast page. What wouldst thou deaux?
This Tweet is a reply to @dangoub, who posted an image of a textbook, with an illustration of someone asking how to get more glass flasks.
6 Sep 2017


Easta Eggs, yo
This Tweet is a reply to @candyman106, who asked where the bowling animations in the previous Tweet were from.
6 Sep 2017


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With the death of Flash looming, The Cheat is looking for animation work. Here's his old reel of bowling animations. Alert Lord Brunswick!

Video Transcript

The video attached to this Tweet is each of the Easter eggs from Labor Dabor, played in order.

6 Sep 2017


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Here's the full sprite sheet for Strong Bad's Dog Doo & Cotton Candy Challenge. I dunno what the gameplay was but lookit that dog doo dash!
5 Sep 2017


"No Loafing"
This Tweet is a reply to @CaptainDanRG, who asked why the only account Strong Bad is following is dedicated to the Batman '60s TV show.
5 Sep 2017


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This week's Skills of an Artist Game Pak comes equipped with End Boss Feature!

Video Transcript

See End Boss
4 Sep 2017


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WIP
This Tweet is a reply to @arisuvix, who asked for a Pan Pan squintmoji.
3 Sep 2017


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Squintoman/Stinkomoji sez: HaHaHaha! You are the boatfoot! HaHaHaHafoot!
3 Sep 2017


Cool. Next time I'll be sure and check Lame Beardo Guy's Guide to What Strong Bad Can and Can't Say. I haven't updated my edition since '11.
This Tweet is a reply to @elishapsmith (nicknamed Lame Beardo Guy at the time), who booed Strong Bad for making references to Mario when he's only supposed to make obscure pop culture references.
2 Sep 2017


Yes. 'Untold' in the sense that on one ever told anyone that it was worth millions.
This Tweet is a reply to @A_Schroed, who apparently found a Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits CD while going through stuff for a garage sale, asking if it was worth untold millions.
2 Sep 2017


🎶Let's make this moment be the symbol of our lives. We'll red shell Birdo's Ooh Lips and we'll sail to Yoshi's Isle🎶
This Tweet is a reply to @EdbotnikThe, who added the Wagon Fulla Pancakes as a kart in Mario Kart: Double Dash.
2 Sep 2017


You caught me man. Mainly I was just too lazy to change all that 'text on a line' in illustrator.
This Tweet is a reply to @supersuck64, who complained that the wavy text in the previous Tweet had not been changed to "The Thnikkamoji".
1 Sep 2017


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"Yeah, squint up, kid!"

Video Transcript

{A slightly edited version of The Thnikkaman squintmoji from the previous reply walks across a gray background, with "Here Comes the Thnikkaman!!!" in wavy letters above him. As he turns around and walks the other way, the "Comes" changes to "Goes".}

1 Sep 2017


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Yeah shut up, kid?
This Tweet is a reply to @johngentile, who asked for a squintmoji of Biscuitdoughhandsman or The Thnikkaman.

Image Transcript

HereComes Thnikka man
HereComes Thnikka
HereCoThe Thnik

1 Sep 2017


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Naw, that'd be more like this:
This Tweet is a reply to @hekuchanz, who said that Strong Bad's previous squintmoji, Buckethand Strong Bad, looked like an anime version of Strong Bad when squinting.
31 Aug 2017


Oh dangmangle! The prophecy! My whole life has been leading up to the squintmageddon!
This Tweet is a reply to @ClaytonJAndres, who asked if the unfinished monument in Strong Badia (consisting of the Stop Sign) was a squintmoji prototype of Strong Bad's right foot.
31 Aug 2017


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I can't stop you guys! My brain is now replacing actual memories with squintmoji!
31 Aug 2017


The consummate kinda gets lost in translation but otherwise it looks pretty great! Print one out! Use the gold/chocolate hybrid PLA filament
This Tweet is a reply to @3DPProfessor, who made Trogdor using Doodle3D.
31 Aug 2017


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Now you guys are sure this won't emancipate me from my ridiculous squintèd, stripèd pants?
30 Aug 2017


Oh man! The Cheat's video for my Grumblecakes jam is a bonus feature on that thing! I haven't watched that mess in forever!
This Tweet is a reply to @Nina_NintyRobo, who apparently found a copy of strongbad_email.exe Disc Four at a local video store.
29 Aug 2017


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Mister Senor himself! Squint along with me brothers and sisters!

Video Transcript

{Cut to a comparison shot similar to the Coach Z comparison in Squintmojis, with Senor Cardgage on the left side, labelled "ORIGINAL", and his squintmoji on the right, labelled "SQUINTMO'". Above reads "0% SQUINTIFICATION". Squintification turns to 10%, 25%, 50%, and 75%, as the image becomes blurrier. A rubber stamp with the word "INDISTINGUISHABLE!" is stamped on.}

29 Aug 2017


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Kick that can of water soup, The Homestar Runner!
29 Aug 2017


Amazing use of negative space to achieve picket fencitude! Majesty is repeatedly biting you in the face!
This Tweet is a reply to @Rostbarth, who made a squintmoji of the Strong Badia flag.
28 Aug 2017


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Brother Graw Mad! (maybe on rolla skates?)
28 Aug 2017


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This Tweet is a reply to @nsub1, who posted an image of a Terrible Herbst car wash, saying Senor Cardgage was naming things again.

Video Transcript

{Senor Cardgage is standing in front of the Terrible Herbst image}

SENOR CARDGAGE: {spreads his arms} Excessive breeding, Mollytwice. Cumberland down... {gestures to the car wash} to Terrible Herbst. {looks down sadly} Ohh... I'm never gonna top that one... {turns around and walks offscreen}

28 Aug 2017


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Squintmojis everybody! Now YOU try it! Let's see who we can barely recognize!

YT: https://youtu.be/S1pxD-N3g5U

Flash: http://homestarrunner.com/squintmoji.html
28 Aug 2017


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This Tweet is a reply to @Hayden_TF, asking if he could kick his Kick The Cheat toy.

Image Transcript

YORS
YA
CORN!

26 Aug 2017


Totally inaccurate! I haven't worn that belt buckle since, like, 3rd grade! And only 2 underjohns?! Everybody knows I'm septuple U-J rated!
This Tweet is a reply to @CarefullyWorded, saying he found a genuine Strong Bad Halloween costume, a muscular body with striped pants and a "STRONG" belt.
26 Aug 2017


That startup sound isn't just classy, it's CLASSIO!!
This Tweet links to a tweet by @tyler_seip792, with a video of himself playing the Lappy 486 startup sound on a Casio keyboard.
25 Aug 2017


Oh dangle! We got ourselves a tattoo war goin'!
This Tweet links to a Tweet by @ColinMcInerror with a picture of a Strong Badia flag tattoo.
25 Aug 2017


(that's the sequel)
This Tweet is a reply to himself, clarifying what he meant by SBCG5AP in his previous reply to @xplodingrandmas.
25 Aug 2017


Yes please! Write your local Nintendperson or Rabbitdog and Bunnym'n and vote YES on prop SBCG5AP!
This Tweet is a reply to @xplodingrandmas, who replied to Nintendo of America's tweet regarding Telltale games arriving on Nintendo Switch, asking if there was going to be a Switch port of Strong Bad's Cool Game For Attractive People.
25 Aug 2017


Wait! When did he get demoted from Commander to Captain? Secret City politics are brutal man!
This Tweet is a reply to @JohnsonCityReb, who said that the previous Skills of an Artist was better than Captain Mark could have ever dreamed.
24 Aug 2017


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Cheese curds? Seagulls? Underjohns? It must be a new Skills of an Artist!

Video Transcript

See Muscleman
24 Aug 2017


I dunno if this is real or a penjob, but either way I vehemently support adorning one's flesh with Onion Bubs.
This Tweet links to a Tweet by @cheatapple, with an image of an Onion Bubs tattoo.
24 Aug 2017


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Hmm. I dunno. Maybe an Old Timey 1936 Homsar? Has there ever been one of those?
This Tweet is a reply to @doglikegroove, who asked if a bottle of soy sauce looked like Homsar.
23 Aug 2017


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This is some cute fan art and all @3Dchatworm, but some WEIRD freakin' stuff starts happening when you touch Homsar.

Video Transcript

STUB'D! This section of the page is incomplete. You can help the Homestar Runner Wiki by expanding it.

23 Aug 2017


Now I want The Hurricane to be a reality!! I really dig that you gave her single-nail soolnds too! Her and Sharpdene should form a band!
This Tweet is a reply to @3Dchatworm's stylized drawing of The Hurricane.
19 Aug 2017


Yes! I encourage everyone to apply their own personal touch! If your moms'll be more convinced by an herbs n' spices bot, then GOFORIT!
This Tweet links to @pullahoko's attempt at the latest Skills of an Artist. Instead of hiding his drawing as a chef's bathroom, he made it a robot that gives out herbs and spices.
19 Aug 2017


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Maybe you're right. But MY sometimes-tongue is WAY cooler than Homestar's!
This Tweet is a reply to @_profjordan_, who corrected Strong Bad's statement that Homestar doesn't have a tongue by posting a screenshot of Homestar from being mean.
18 Aug 2017


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I dunno where you got that picture from either @GryphonAMX, but when you get a slice of watermelon like that, there's only one thing to do.

Video Transcript

{A vaguely Homestar-ish slice of watermelon is shown in a person's hand, with an underbite and two seeds for eyes. It starts to talk in Homestar's voice.}

WATERMELON HOMESTAR RUNNER: {singing} Two... seeds... that's all that I needs... I'm a slice of watermelon with only two seeeeeeds... {speaking} Hey, this is great! Somebody could use me to make a tall, cool glass of {switches to very early Homestar voice} a-Melonaaaa—

{The screen goes black suddenly, accompanied by mixer noises. A glass of Melonade is then shown dropping onto a table in Marshmallow's Last Stand.}

18 Aug 2017


More like pivoting to updated content. But I can go back to the old way if you like. See you in 4 years!
This Tweet is a reply to @Mink_Car who, after viewing Strong Bad's latest Skills of an Artist, said he was "pivoting to video".
18 Aug 2017


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Join along with me as we chop off Strong Sad's leg together!

Video Transcript

See Strong Sad's Severed Soolnds
18 Aug 2017


Thank YOU! Lookit all that squash and stretch! I love it! I wanna pile those noodle arms into a bowl and dump some alfredo sauce on em!
This Tweet is a reply to @gamegrumps11287's tweet thanking Strong Bad for being a cool guy, along with a GIF of a walking floppy-looking Strong Bad.
17 Aug 2017


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Dunno why, but I'm gettin a distinctive instant martians vibe from this drawing. Or I guess I should say 'mortions' in this case.
This Tweet is a reply to @kylelabriola's Coach Z art.
17 Aug 2017


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Hey nice fan art, @kylelabriola-- WAITAMINUTE! Homestar doesn't have a tongue!!
This Tweet is a reply to @kylelabriola's art, depicting Homestar Runner with a tongue.
16 Aug 2017


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I made a new Strong Bad Email. That is all.

YT: https://youtu.be/UpelIgwoUKw
Flash: http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail207.html

(thanks @El_Buendonado, you win)
14 Aug 2017


Hmm, let's see... How bout 'Four-door sedan,' 'over there,' and um... 'Aaron Burr, sir.'
This Tweet is a reply to @JCPbone, who asked Strong Bad for some phrases his 4-year-old son could practice in order to become Homestar's voice double.
11 Aug 2017


Hot brixx! Look at how posh! This should be, like, a toilet hood ornament! Oh man!! Toilet's totally NEED hood ornaments you guys!
This Tweet links to @NickBrickBuilds's tweet showcasing a 3D Lego toilet paper roll held up by a kitty, referencing Strong Bad's second Skills of an Artist.
11 Aug 2017


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Enjoy all-day Marshalade with the new Fluffy Puff Marshmallows Nibbles-So-Near medicated patch! (thanks for the inspiration @CraftingGeek!)

Video Transcript

{Cut to Strong Sad against a pink background}

ANNOUNCER: Running low on sugared excitement?

STRONG SAD: {sigh} Bloat...

{A box of Fluffy Puff Marshmallows Nibbles So Near Medicated Patch flies in from the left side and knocks Strong Sad out of the screen, as a spiky red shape with the words "ALL-NEW!!" appears in the corner. The music from Meet Marshie begins playing.}

ANNOUNCER: Try new Fluffy Puff Marshmallows Nibbles So Near Medicated Patch! {A white patch with Nibbles on it and "FPm-NsN" at the bottom rises out of the box. The patch flies in front of the camera and onto Strong Sad's arm.} Simply apply, {the screen zooms out to show Strong Sad's body, silhouetted, with pink arrows throughout it, with lots of Nibbles coming out of the patch and going through the arrows, as the patch grows and shrinks} and enjoy a gradual drip of marshalade all day long!

STRONG SAD: {relieved sigh} Float!

{The patch flies in front of the camera}

NIBBLES: That's right! I'm a... mess you up!

{Marshie flies in, wearing a hat similar to the Dixieland hats from Fish Eye Lens, and knocks Nibbles out of the screen}

MARSHIE: Don't you talk that way to my constituents! {Marshie winces in pain as the noise of an electric shock plays. The commercial suddenly pauses, and PAUSE appears on the bottom-left corner of the screen.}

9 Aug 2017


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Big thanks to @forestersct @slackerdook and @Hayden_TF for coming by the stu-jo and recording some lackluster crowd sounds for sbemail207!

Video Transcript

{Cut to three people holding Casio keyboards with Puppet Strong Bad in the corner}

{lackluster crowd sounds}

8 Aug 2017


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Saw this pic through @DocJohn90 and @FacesPics. This is definitely a Strong (carry-on) Bag.

Video Transcript

{A photo of the overhead bin on an airplane appears. A red luggage bag in the bin is centered in the frame, while a floral duffel bag is partially visible to the left. The red bag's top compartment is unzipped. After a moment, the bag begins to talk with Strong Bad's voice. The unzipped compartment serves as its mouth, and the buttons holding the handle in place function as eyes.}

STRONG BAD: {long pause} Oh yeah! This overhead bin is nice and cozy! {"looks" to the left} Oh, hey there, first-class flower bag! How you doin tonight— {looks down, shocked} —wha—

{The shot zooms in on the aisle number below the overhead bin. The photo loses clarity at this magnification, so "38 is overlayed on top in white, flashing text. Black action lines appear around the text.}

STRONG BAD: {annoyed} Row 38? {cut back to the overhead bin} I thought I was flyin' first class! Not back here in steerage {looks forward} with the pleb-dregs.

{The floral duffel bag shakes twice. The red bag "looks" left}

STRONG BAD: Don't you talk to me no more, dress-for-less!

7 Aug 2017


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Cannonmouth! The new classic!

Video Transcript

See Cannonmouth
2 Aug 2017


There's no way Marshie would be that psyched with Nibbles so near. Ooh! New product! Fluffypuff Nibbles-So-Near convenient medicinal patch!
This Tweet links to @CraftingGeek's tweet, a cross-stitch of Marshie and Nibbles.
1 Aug 2017


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Found this in the instructions for one of my old handhelds. Apparently this was at the height of calculator cachet. #treatitlikeacalculator

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TAKING CARE OF YOUR GAME
  • Treat your BATTLESTAR GALACTICA*TM like a calculator
  • Don't drop it.
  • Don't leave it in the car in hot weather.
  • Avoid getting it wet or dirty.
31 Jul 2017


No, but if you punch us in the stomach in the first 10 seconds of Round 1, we both puke!
This Tweet is a reply to @Judahe, who replied to Strong Bad's Punch-Out!! gif by asking if he and Soda Popinski went out for Cold Ones.
31 Jul 2017


You guys! Your fan art continues to reach untold levels of make-me-look-awesome!
This Tweet links to @Rikert_b's "amazing fan art" that Strong Bad responded to earlier.
30 Jul 2017


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Oh I got it, @RipplinBuck. I was just, um, saving it to put in Stinkoman Level 10. Which I believe has been delayed to the ACTUAL year 20X6.
This Tweet is a reply to @RipplinBuck who posted a mecha version of Strong Bad, complaining that it never got featured on Weekly Fanstuff when he sent it.
29 Jul 2017


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I will see your amazing fan art and raise you THIS!
This Tweet is a reply to @Rikert_b, who posted a stylized drawing of Strong Bad against a Tandy 400 background.
29 Jul 2017


Don't worry. He's clearly just gasping at an empty pool skimmer in which he was hoping to find his lost retainer.
This Tweet is a reply to @Chris_Vivier, who posted a picture of a pool sign, pointing out its resemblance to Strong Sad.
28 Jul 2017


This works on so many levels! I can't seem to stop it from working on so manydang levels!!
This Tweet links to @scarfmezzo's tweet with his attempt at the latest Skills of an Artist, replacing the cat with The Cheat and making the roll of toilet paper look like Strong Sad (including a speech bubble that reads "I'm sad that I'm plying.").
28 Jul 2017


Don't be afraid. These are just the opening spasms of the prelims of the fits and starts of my death throes!
This Tweet is a reply to @destroyernoah, who pointed out Strong Bad's frequent updates and said that it's scaring him.
26 Jul 2017


Shut up, lady!
This Tweet is a reply to @CamTroid and @pullahoko. In response to Strong Bad's toilet paper drawing lesson, @pullahoko drew toilet paper with Biscuitdoughhandsman's likeness on it, similar to the paper towel in licensed. @CamTroid replied with Shut Up Lady's line from that email.
26 Jul 2017


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Don't worry, there's a sbemail creepin in the bushes. I swear! But until then... skill out on this!

Video Transcript

See Posh Toilet Paper
26 Jul 2017


Where do I sign up for this STEAM STEM STOM Makerwhatev Camp?! Arduino? More like Ardui-YES!
This Tweet links to @FredBenitez's tweet with a Trogdor-based electronic mechanism.
25 Jul 2017


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'When Flash is truly dead, our lives will be nothing more than one loooong exported PNG sequence.' - Strong Sad Allen Poe

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The is!
niend is!
nigheran!
nighthan!
Before!

25 Jul 2017


Beefy legs?! Your 12-year-old has crossbred Trogdor with the S is for Sucks Dragon!! He must be stopped! (i dig that flaming peasant tho)
This Tweet is a reply to @jstanley0, who posted a Trogdor-inspired dragon drawn by his son.
24 Jul 2017


Why? Are you the mythological 'Beehan'?! And you need me to tell you to 'kick it out?!'
This Tweet is a reply to @jarate_pro, who replied to the previous tweet asking Strong Bad to reply with a quote from the 87th email, mile.
24 Jul 2017


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Brother Graw Mad is inconsolable over the loss of MS Paint. Let's all pour a little libation outta our Paint Bucket Tools today.
24 Jul 2017


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Don't forget these guys from the Millionzoic Era! I AM NOT EXEMPT!!
This Tweet is a reply to @e_karasz, who drew alternate prehistoric versions of Strong Bad and Homestar.
24 Jul 2017


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That's pretty dang accurate, @SmallLindsay! But you forgot the best part of those movies! Listen & Loin!
This Tweet is a reply to @SmallLindsay, who said she was reviewing Miyazaki films in Strong Bad's voice, and posted a picture of a review she posted on Discord (consisting of the first four sentences Strong Bad says in the video).

Video Transcript

{A still image of Strong Bad on the phone is shown with the text "Voice of: Strong Bad via unplugged 'ol landline"}

STRONG BAD: It's pretty baller. You got yer little girl. Yer grandpa spider. Yer pig time parents. Know what I'm talking about. And every time in the third act, without fail, something gets huge and giant and starts oozing blood and goop all over the place! And at that point in the movie, I always get the Studio a-Ghibli-jibblie-jibblies!

23 Jul 2017


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Just so's everybody knows, my appearance on @cyborgturkey is NOT an official collaborasche! Don't make me call in ol' Litty Jack!!
22 Jul 2017


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Dangtwice! Craze-O Facemake's facial recognition algorithm is pretty legit if it can somehow discern Homestar's 'face.'

Video Transcript

{Cut to a door, adorned by a framed picture of Homestar Runner from the cover of Everything Else, Volume 1. At the bottom of the screen is an interface with the Craze-O Facemake logo, and pictures of Dangeresque Too, Stinkoman, Crack Stuntman, Senor Cardgage, Rather Dashing on fire, Old-Timey Strong Bad and The Ugly One. Senor Cardgage is selected, and Puppet Homestar pops up with sunglasses, a combover and a beard digitally added to his face. The icons disappear.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Whoa. This Strong Bad filter for Craze-O Facemake is not very accurate. Strong Bad only sometimes has a dead muskrat on his head! And crawling around his mouth. I'm gonna switch.

{Homestar ducks out of frame. The icons appear again, Old-Timey Strong Bad is selected, and Homestar pops back up with Old-Timey Strong Bad's hair and moustache.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh! Rapscabouts and fountainbleu! I'm old-timey! Um, rations! And... donate tin! Pretty good!

{Homestar ducks out of frame again, making a vocal sound effect. The hair and moustache are placed onto the framed picture of Homestar.}

20 Jul 2017


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Sorry @m0mentring, Space Robo-Bubs is no match for...

Image Transcript

{The Int-Ball floats aboard the International Space Station. Onion Bubs floats in from the lower-right corner and bumps the Int-Ball off the screen, taking its place.}

18 Jul 2017


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New DLC for Craze-O Facemake, y'all! Get to in-app purchasin'!

Video Transcript

{Puppet Strong Bad is in front of a Strong Badia sign. Below him is an interface with the Craze-O Facemake logo, and pictures of Dangeresque Too, Stinkoman, Crack Stuntman, Senor Cardgage, Rather Dashing on fire, Old-Timey Strong Bad and The Ugly One. Senor Cardgage is selected, and sunglasses, a combover and a beard are added to Strong Bad's face. The pictures move out of frame.}

STRONG BAD: Oh, check out the new Cardgage filter from Craze-O Facemake! {imitating Senor Cardgage} Oh, many privalos, beveled edge! Uh, so many slices of gum! {normal voice} This is amazing! It's like I'm the man himself! Edah—

{The glasses move onto Strong Bad's mouth and the beard duplicates and moves onto each eye}

STRONG BAD: Ooh? Aah! Beard-eye! Beard-eye! Aah! Get it off!

{The features move back to normal}

STRONG BAD: Whew. That was close. This is great! Livin' my dreams. Out. {pauses, then ducks out of frame}

17 Jul 2017


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No sbemail yet. But maybe an art lesson will tide you guys over!

Video Transcript

See Sammich
12 Jul 2017


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It does when I utilize THIS bad girl!
This Tweet is a reply to @virtualboy96, who, responding to the previous tweet, asked if a tweet would count as an email.

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23 May 2017


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Help me fill in the blanks. Winner gets both their ding AND their dang email checked.

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23 May 2017


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This Tweet is a reply to @sharktoothbubs, who asked if Strong Bad had forgotten the character of the same name in the previous tweet, and even went so far as to include a screenshot from Dangeresque: Puppet Squad.

Video Transcript

{A hand holds Shark-Tooth Bubs by the head in front of a grey couch. He has small, white, limp balloon attached to his face, obscuring most of it.}

SHARK-TOOTH BUBS: Hey! Don't forgwet me! I still got the downstairs happenin'!

{The hand drops Shark-Tooth Bubs, who falls onto the couch and bounces slightly on impact.}

21 Mar 2017


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Happy World Puppet Day apparently!

Video Transcript

{Puppet Strong Bad stands in front of the orange curtain.}

PUPPET STRONG BAD: In honor of World Puppet Day, everyone's getting...

{Puppet Strong Bad quickly ducks; the scene jump-cuts to the same position as he lifts up his head again, now with a small, beige, limp balloon attached to the bottom of his silver crest.}

PUPPET STRONG BAD: {shouting and shaking}...generic oblong puppet noseeeeeeees!

{The music from dragon plays. Slide transition to the same curtain scene, with Puppet Marshie replacing Strong Bad. Marshie has a similar red balloon attached to his nose.}

PUPPET MARSHIE: I'm even more of an abomination!

{Slide transition again, with Doreauxgard instead. He has a green balloon attached to his nose.}

DOREAUXGARD: Nobody knows what I look like anyways!

{Another slide transition, back to Puppet Strong Bad.}

PUPPET STRONG BAD: Finally, a generic puppet nose to go with my generic grumpy puppet mouth! {shakes quickly}

{Slide transition to The Exact Same, who has a pink balloon attached slightly below the area between his eyes.}

THE EXACT SAME: Well, despite all of this, I am still The Exact Same!

{Slide transition to Puppet The Cheat, who has a purple balloon attached between his eyes; due to the size and placement of the balloon, they are mostly obscured.}

PUPPET THE CHEAT: {Loud The Cheat noises}

{Slide transition to Puppet Homestar Runner, who is oriented in profile as usual. Only one of his eyes is visible, and he has a blue balloon attached above his top lip. Homestar quickly turns and faces the camera head-on, revealing the other eye diametrically opposite of the first. The music stops.}

PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: {nasal, shouting} This is great! I can really breathe through this thing!

{He inhales (making a strange buzzing sound) and exhales alternately, twice.}

PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: Listen to those nasal passages! This is a new day for {even more nasal} Homestar Runner!

{He attempts to clear his throat twice, making a disgusted noise, then turns and confidently walks away stage left.}

21 Mar 2017


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Here in Free Country USA, we've got something waaay betterworse than that naked ol' Cupid. Behold! #themakeromancer

Video Transcript

{Starts on a pink background with moving hearts}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Behold! The Makeromancer! {"The Makeromancer" appears in the center— Strong Sad wearing a black heart-embroidered cloak and holding a gray staff with a black heart on top. He is accompanied by a title stating his name, and he shrinks and moves to the right of the frame.}

STRONG SAD: {draws his arm back} Oh... Makeromance! {thrusts his arm forward; there is a puff of green smoke, and the word "MAKEROMANCE!" blinks at the top of the screen in pixelated font}

{Cut to Marzipan and The Cheat at a table in The Field having tea. The Makeromancer comes in from the bottom of the screen.}

STRONG SAD: Makeromance! {puff of green smoke}

{Cut to Coach Z in the locker room with his pile of towels and laundry. The Makeromancer enters from the left.}

STRONG SAD: Makeromance! {puff of green smoke}

{Cut Strong Bad as Sharpdene and Homestar Runner wearing a hat and trenchcoat in a hilly area at night. The Makeromancer comes down from above.}

STRONG SAD: {slightly slower} Makeromance! {puff of green smoke; Homestar appears to pucker his lips}

{Cut back to the Makeromancer against the pink heart background. He looks at the camera.}

STRONG SAD: Uh, so are my magical powers supposed to be causing romance? Or am I just sort of... demanding it of people? With colored smoke?

{Another Makeromancer enters from the left}

SECOND STRONG SAD: Makeromance! {puff of green smoke, causing the first Makeromancer to vanish}

13 Feb 2017


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Found this horrifying snippet in a rusty film canister in the attic. Thought maybe you guys could ruin your exes' vamlumtimes with it.

Video Transcript

{Sickly Sam stands in the middle of a black, Old-Timey void (similar to Strong Sad's appearance in ghosts) and sings a similarly-echoey song.}

SICKLY SAM: {singing slowly} Are we gonna make romance? And are we gonna make romance? Are we—

{Dee slides in from the right and harmonizes.}

DEE: {singing slowly} Are we—

{Dee bumps into Sickly Sam and they recenter in frame. Sickly Sam slowly puts his arm around Dee.}

BOTH: —gonna make romance?

{Both disappear with a "pafh!" cloud of dust}

12 Feb 2017

2016

@funkomatic Trogdor doesn't have consummate V's on his body you amateur! Teeth, spinedies, and angry eyebrows only!!
This Tweet is a reply to @funkomatic, who drew Trogdor and asked Strong Bad's opinion on his use of consummate V's to settle a debate. The drawing features consummate V's throughout Trogdor's body rather than the small, round scales normally found on his middle section (of which Strong Bad has never actually spoken).
28 Dec 2016


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@pullahoko Actively Exploding Head Bird Homestar!
This Tweet is a reply to @pullahoko, who was less concerned about Strong Bad's appearance in the previous tweet and more about "Head About To Explode Homestar Bird".
27 Dec 2016


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YouTube link to 20th anniversary toon:

youtu.be/l5prB1agTOA

(sadly does not feature this scene featuring undies-on-head Strong Bad)

Image Transcript

He lights the bomb. It blows up.

27 Dec 2016


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Happy Decemberween! Have a not-Decemberween 20th anniversary cartoon! Hurry and watch before it's not 2016 anymore! http://www.homestarrunner.com/goes4gold.html
25 Dec 2016


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Hey @Lin_Manuel, it's not as awesome as 200 sbemails or anything but congrats on a millz followers. #1MillionGifs

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STRONG BAD: {subtitled} FOR THE LAST TIME...

STRONG BAD: {subtitled} I'M NOT EVIL THOMAS JEFFERSON...

STRONG BAD: {subtitled} OR COLONIAL ICE-T...

STRONG BAD: {subtitled} I'M LIN-MANUEL FREAKIN' MIRANDA!!

22 Nov 2016


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Just in time for Thanksgiving, it's Fan Costume Fun-Of Make 2016!
yt: youtu.be/esRlvwK660g
flash: homestarrunner.com/fanstumes16.html
18 Nov 2016


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Hey @lukesawczak, here's how you spell it according to my original brainstorm sheet (no stealing the ideas I didn't use yet!)
This Tweet is a reply to @lukesawczak, who noticed that the Homestar Runner Wiki was listing Sharpdene as "Sharp Dean" and asked if it was actually "Sharkdeen". As such, it is the first official written instance of Sharpdene's name, and the spelling on the wiki was promptly corrected.

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PRANK IDEAS

-POODLE PROJECTOR (BEEF PRETENDER!)
-GUY LOOKING FOR HIS PANTS
-ROBOCALL FROM MARGARET GO-
STAND-OuTSiDERSON
-NEW GIRL CHARACTER CALLED
SHARPDENE (SOMeTHING ABouT COAT RACK?)
-STRONG SAD DIED, REALLY CRY FOR
A LONG TIME TELLING HER, FOLLOW
uP FOR WEEKS WHILE SS IS AT
MOCK u.N. CAMP ← GENiuS
-TELL MARZIPAN HOW YOu REALLY
FEEL ABOuT HeR. TIME iS RuNNiNG
OuT!

-MOVERS CALL HER. MAYBE ACTuALLY
FORCE HER TO MOVE B/W STEAL
ALL HER STuFF.

18 Nov 2016


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NEW Halloween Thing!!
https://youtu.be/Td9n1vNR4YE
Flashy-flash: http://www.homestarrunner.com/ween16.html
Respect and condone!
28 Oct 2016


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Btw, I didn't misspell "silhouette-y" up there. It's actually a misspelled promo for "Silhooty: the silhouette owl that loves typos!"

Image Transcript

Silhooty

{below is a picture of a silhouetted owl, with a speech bubble that reads:} Crark.

27 Oct 2016


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Oh my graphics! The Halloween edition of Joystick Wagglin' with Videlectrix is live! Best survival horror game ever! https://youtu.be/SZ7-TKdt9BU
26 Oct 2016


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It's that silhouttey time of year, people! And don't forget to tweet me your Homestar-themed costumes if you scramble one together!

Image Transcript

Halloween Something
Coming up!

26 Oct 2016


@Chip1329 You said it, man! Me and The Cheat love us some Golden Triumph Forks!
This Tweet is a reply to @Chip1329, who tweeted a picture of Strong Bad and The Cheat pumpkins, with a The Legend of Zelda pumpkin in the middle.
9 Oct 2016


I grudgingly admit that this moment from Friday's show @VenkmansATL was pretty awesome. (dunno who the scrungely beardo is, tho)
9 Oct 2016


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Meanwhile, Dumbstar is traveling in ultra sub-prime economy class. #xoxofest
9 Sep 2016


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So I guess I'm supposed to do this, right, Portland? Take a pic of my feet with my mouth apparently?
9 Sep 2016


Holy paunch!! This is extensive! And up to the minute-accurate! https://t.co/yaUI9lxSIR
This Tweet links to wiki user @Gfdgsgxgzgdrc's tweet with an updated 20th anniversary version of the Everybody Everybody Poster.
5 Sep 2016


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Thanks to everyone who came out to @VenkmansATL on Fri! Twas a blast!! (also thanks to dead muskrat hanging on wall)
4 Sep 2016


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Where's sloshy, @zachlubarsky? They refused to sound check and just stood there staring at the sound tech like this:
This Tweet is a reply to @zachlubarsky, who asked where sloshy was after seeing the Limozeen sound check in the previous tweet.
3 Sep 2016


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Watch Limozeen casually shred Nite Mamas at last night's sound check!

Video Transcript

LARRY PALARONCINI: {singing} Oh, on the road of life, you'd better get back up, before you ever get knocked back down... town... fifty miles an hour ain't no way to live your— nite mamas! Always save a dance for a crazy mamma jamma like me— nite mamas! Always take a chance on a crazy mamma jamma like me— nite mamas! Always take a chance on a crazy mamma jamma like me— nite mamas! Always save a dance, always save a dance!

3 Sep 2016


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Practicing Fisheye Lens with my fisheye lens. Things are just about to start getting crazy-go-bulbous.

Video Transcript

STRONG BAD: And you know what that means: things are about to get... bulbous. {waughmp waughmp} I bought a fisheye lens, and make a rap video With a couple of friends. It goes, {waughmp waughmp} {simultaneously} waughmp waughmp! All the ladies and mens, they know everything is better with a fisheye lens!

31 Aug 2016


Yes @EdbotnikThe! I can finally use my robopants to kick the crap outta that slum lord Tom Nook and the whole Nook crime family!
This Tweet is a reply to @EdbotnikThe, who imported Ultimate Strong Bad from 8-Bit is Enough into Super Smash Bros. for Wii U. Tom Nook is a character from Animal Crossing, a game which inspired the stage shown in EdbotnikThe's video and which The Brothers Chaps have mentioned previously.
30 Aug 2016


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Can you feel the luxury and excess oozing through your screen?! #livinastrongbadlife #takeanemail4mywife
25 Aug 2016


@makingislands @edzelyago These should totally be the lyrics to '7r09d0r v2.0' from my cyberpunk concept album 'Strong Bad Pings!'
This Tweet is a reply to @edzelyago, who made new lyrics to "Trogdor" using TCP/IP terminology in response to @makingislands' Trogdor Ethernet cable.
24 Aug 2016


This Tweet is a reply to @nihaho13, who wanted a Get Ye Flask t-shirt after seeing that it was not yet being sold as part of the "Wave o' T-Shirts". It went on sale shortly thereafter.
23 Aug 2016


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Bandgeresque practice! Note to cool self: get smaller cool, cool glasses to fit new, less-husky head.

Video Transcript

STRONG BAD: {singing} He works alone, except when he works with Renaldo, which is all the time, Dangeresque. He's a private eye, a crooked cop, a secret agent, and a celebrity pharmacist, Dangeresque. That guy is Dangeresque, Dangeresque, Dangeresque, Dangeresque! Or did I?

22 Aug 2016


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22 Aug 2016


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We're sellin, like, every old t-shirt design! Remember the Nebulon shirt? Neither do I! https://homestore-runner.myshopify.com/collections/shirts

Image Transcript

{A wave of T-shirts is about to fall on What's Her Face}

HAWAIIAN GUY: wave o' t-shirts!

22 Aug 2016


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Yup @lizzylizzard04, my very THOUGHTS are canon. In fact, now YOU'RE an in-universe bottle of EVOO with webbed feet!
This Tweet is a reply to @lizzylizzard04, who asked if the events of each Strong Bad Email (such as invisibility) were canon.
20 Aug 2016


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Shh! @dan_r_parsons @OsakaJack You may be more right than you know! #TGS_ShatteredLives_ThisFallOnLifetime
This Tweet is a reply to @dan_r_parsons, who pointed out that Tech from the previous post seems like Ms. Tompkinsrobotmomerson's ex-husband.
19 Aug 2016


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Oh, @OsakaJack it's my new show about an emotionally damaged robot detective and his adopted 6 year old partner.
This Tweet is a reply to @OsakaJack, who asked what "Tech N Olive" is, referring to the hashtag from the previous tweet.

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#Tech 'n Olive

18 Aug 2016


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Practicing for our live show with my new loop pedal and my new chinmouth! #technolive

Video Transcript

STRONG BAD: Doo doo doo {clicks button with his foot} doo doo doo doo {his mouth stops moving, but the noises repeat throughout the song} Duddle-up-dup. {his mouth stops moving, but the noises repeat throughout the song} The system... {again, these words repeat throughout the song}

{Cut to Puppet The Cheat walking up to a lightswitch, then back to Puppet Strong Bad}

STRONG BAD: ...is down. {repeats throughout song}

{Cut back to The Cheat, who is switching the lights on and off} Doodle-ba-doo-diddle, doodle-ba-doo-diddle, doodle-ba-doo-diddle, doodle-ba-doo-diddle {repeats throughout song} {stops all sounds as the lights turn back on} Da-da-do-da-da-da-doo-doo-da-{cut to a Teen Girl Squad-style drawing of a hairy arm holding a cigarette, with "DOOJ" written on it} DOOJ!

18 Aug 2016


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Burninating the troposphere!
(with apologies to @USInterior and their kickawesome instagram photo, I had to do it)
17 Aug 2016


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So cool @Wazzaldorp! You made me 'gonna have to jump'-ing out of the ending of Bionic Commando!!
This Tweet is a reply to @Wazzaldorp, who created the fanart in the top half of the image seen here.
15 Aug 2016


@batterystaple_g only if you help me make an actual stinkoman game after you finish your procedurally metroidvania'd roguelywhatev game.
This Tweet is a reply to BatteryStaple Games, who were asked by @OoruTech to reference Stinkoman 20X6 presumably in their upcoming game 20XX. They liked the idea enough to request The Brother's Chaps' permission.
12 Aug 2016


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What kinda weird cold ones were you drinking when you proposed these designs back in '96, @craigzobel? Problem Ones?

Video Transcript

{The 1996 Craig Zobel drawings from the previous Instagram post are shown, except the Homestar design is facing towards the Strong Bad design, and the lines under the Strong Bad design have been removed. The audio is reused from Fan Costumes 2015.}

CRAIG ZOBEL HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hey, Regular Strong Bad.

CRAIG ZOBEL STRONG BAD: Hey, All-The-Time Homestar.

Fun Facts

  • @craigzobel replied to the tweet, saying "dunno, but I clearly drank a lot of em. I'ma go ahead and say that say Miyazaki stole my mask idea in Spirited Away tho..."
12 Aug 2016


THIS is how more humans should spend their spare time, @CaulinLucas! Nice work! The soft midi notes melt over my ears like processed cheese!
This Tweet is a reply to @CaulinLucas, who made a "remastered mini [sic] of the 'Peasant's Quest' theme".
10 Aug 2016


@kitty8mysundae psst! what merch you want? we gots lots here: http://homestore-runner.myshopify.com #alltypesofcrazycrap
This Tweet is a reply to @kitty8mysundae, who replied to Strong Bad's previous tweet asking him to bring back some of the previous merchandise sold at the Store.
9 Aug 2016


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@JamesAttridge the quote that started the classic meme
This Tweet is a reply to @JamesAttridge, who claimed that the phrase "gZ gRXS g htgh dtz", found in the previous tweet in place of the Original Book's cover, was a classic quote from Homestar.

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gZ gRXS g htgh dtz

9 Aug 2016


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The Homestar Runner

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9 Aug 2016


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Lookit all this wildlife @Phantomazing! Alert @Sir_Attenboroug, We need one of them BBC doc's with the slowmo deaths
This Tweet is a reply to @Phantomazing, who asked if (presumably) the Fangly-fish could survive when pitted against the Strong Sad seal. Strong Bad mentions BBC Natural History broadcaster David Attenborough.
8 Aug 2016


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Sorry @pullahoko, it's no match for the king of the deep. #steepprices #trees
This Tweet is a reply to @pullahoko, who drew two interpretations of Strong Bad's unusual mouth shape from his "Rushmore" tweet. The second interpretation was a still drawing of the Big Mouth Billy Bass parody shown in this gif. Both the gif and the tweet itself are references to animal.
8 Aug 2016


@HeyitsThorny Holy staunch! I think you invented a more perfect me!! Would I get to eat my own mouth? Or just perpetually have pizza taste?
This Tweet is a reply to @HeyitsThorny, who replied to Strong Bad's previous tweet with a picture of Strong Bad's head with a slice of pizza for a mouth, since "mouthflesh belongs in a triangle" just like pizza does.
8 Aug 2016


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@StrongBadActual argh. Stupid Instagram. Here it go with no filter. Like a Lucky Strike, know'msayin?
8 Aug 2016


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Check it out! This is, like, the new Rushmore. (RIP fleshtangle mouth)
8 Aug 2016


Look, @lennysundahl, it's a freakin Twitter cartoon! I openly admit to hastily slapping it together and not checking the math! #brudyeargate
This Tweet is a reply to @lennysundahl, who replied to Strong Bad's previous tweet and remarked that, due to mistaking the 80th anniversary for the 5th, Strong Bad wasn't "very good at math".
4 Aug 2016


@NoMoreSpearows I look GOOD in that wedding dress, man! That mess is Vera Wang! #neverdavidsbridal
This Tweet is a reply to @NoMoreSpearows, who replied to Strong Bad's previous tweet asking why he drew himself, rather than Homestar, in a wedding dress. This may also be a reference to senior prom.
3 Aug 2016


@RoboNinja103 psst! Don't blow this for me! I just ordered 20 thousand 'happy 5th one-legged etc' visors and aprons! No goin back now!
This Tweet is a reply to @RoboNinja103, who replied to Strong Bad's previous tweet explaining that it would actually be the 80th anniversary of Homestar Runner in Li'l Brudder years rather than the 5th anniversary.
3 Aug 2016


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This is for all the whiners who keep saying how old our 20th anniversary makes them feel. Hope it helps!

Video Transcript

{Drawings of Tiny-Handed Strong Bad and The Homestar Runner appear on a piece of lined paper, in the same style as early Teen Girl Squad episodes. While Strong Bad narrates, spikes appear on The Homestar Runner's soles, and a caricature of Gene Simmons as "The Demon" appears in the lower-right corner of the screen, with a speech bubble that says "gimme my boots back!" Shortly afterward, the spikes disappear, replaced with focal lines around The Homestar Runner's hips. Similarly, The Demon is replaced by Mr. Pitters, whose speech bubble says "gimme my hips back!"}

STRONG BAD: Look. If the 20th anniversary of me and Homestar is making you feel old, then stop thinking of it in terms of regular years.

{The words "365 days = 1 year" appear on the screen and are then crossed out.}

STRONG BAD: Start thinking of it in terms of one-legged dog years!

{The original Li'l Brudder drawing appears.}

STRONG BAD: Due to all of his... adversities, it's unlikely that {choking up} Li'l Brudder's gonna... stick around very long.

{The original text from the drawing is removed. Gradually, phrases are added in red ink with arrows pointing to parts of the drawing. In order: "crubbed snout"; "mouthic leakage"; "stubbed dubs", pointing to his front leg-stubs; "jambler's eyeball", pointing to his left eye (from the viewer's perspective) and eyebrow; "stolen celebrity beagle ear"; "horn (not tail)"; "chronic jibblies", pointing to the trembling lines near his backside; and "oh dear god", pointing directly under his horn-for-a-tail.}

STRONG BAD: {normal} So one of his years is only a fourth of one of our years!

{A blank line graph appears. It is titled "li'l brudder life expectancy" in red ink. The bottom axis is labeled "good years left" and the left axis is labeled "adversities". The Geddup Noise plays as a red line traces from the top of the left axis (5 units up) slightly to the right (almost 1 unit right). The graph then disappears, and the words "1 brudyear = 1/4 rpwlcp year" appear, with a severed dog leg under "1 brudyear" and another leg paired with a cleaver under "1/4 rpwlcp year". In red ink, an asterisk is added to "rpwlcp", and the full acronym "regular people with, like, cell phones" appears at the bottom left corner of the screen. The cleaver then chops the second dog leg in half.}

STRONG BAD: Therefore, this is only the... fifth anniversary of Homestar Runner, in one-legged... Li'l Brudder... dog... years.

{The same drawings of Tiny-Handed Strong Bad and The Homestar Runner appear, this time with Strong Bad in a wedding gown and Homestar in a tuxedo with a top hat. The top of the screen has a "happy 20th anniversary!" ribbon, and the bottom of the screen says "renew them vows!" The "20 is quickly scribbled over in red ink with a "5. Then, as Strong Bad says the respective words, a carat with "one-legged li'l brudder dog years" appears before "anniversary!"}

3 Aug 2016


Linkx for tix: http://www.ticketfly.com/event/1272461-… (also, psst! Venkman's! my name is two words! two dang words, man! spacebar is my middle name!)
1 Aug 2016


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ATL fans! 20 yrs ago, 2 dudes walked into a Kinko's and sorta changed one or two things forever! Come celebrate!

This tweet references the Homestar Runner 20th Anniversary Show - 2 Sep 2016 public event.

<center>

Homestar Runner
20th Anniversary Show! </center>

Venkman's
Friday 9.2.16......10 pm

<center>

Live music from Limozeen, Homestar, Strong Bad, Taranchula,
Coach Z, sloshy, and more! We'll probably even show some
cartoons you've already seen!

</center>
31 Jul 2016


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Oh mandang you guys... Band practice. #preparethyself

Video Transcript

{An electric guitarist, whose face is unseen, plays a frantic solo. The backing music bears a strong resemblance to Moving Very Slowly.}

26 Jul 2016


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@TheFinalDoctor @midnight You couldn't be more right, man. #BustOfBubo #dorkdorkdork
This Tweet is a reply to @TheFinalDoctor, who accepted @midnight's challenge to describe Comic-Con in five words, by saying "the day Strong Sad's happy".
23 Jul 2016


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Easy @coffeeordie! Just chuck a Cheatball at him!
This Tweet is a reply to @coffeeordie, who asked how to catch a The Cheat (in reference to the Dijjery Doo tweet) and provided the base photo of the gif shown here.
23 Jul 2016


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It's been a long day of shooting. #desknap
19 Jul 2016


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I caught a wild Dijjery-doo! #mariopainta
18 Jul 2016


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Oh dang-dag! @DeFriendlyTroll was right!! Elephant seals DO eat penguins!!
This Tweet is a reply to @DeFriendlyTroll, who urged the Strong Bad penguin to "RUN!" after seeing Strong Sad's shadow as a seal. Hence the seal is in the shape of Strong Sad's body here, and has eyes that appear dejected.
26 Apr 2016


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I'd always assumed he was part elephant, but the afternoon sun reveals Dumptake's possible seal origins:
26 Apr 2016


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HAVE A FISH MY DOGE.

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MY HEAD A SPENGUIN

23 Apr 2016


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THIS is what we've been working towards, people!!

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my head as penguin

23 Apr 2016


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I like the way you splode, @AAPLTree
This Tweet is a reply to @AAPLTree, who asked Strong Bad if he meant "my head a spenguin" with #StrongBadZone.

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MY HEAD A SPENGUIN

22 Apr 2016


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Oh man, I keep havin' this one dream...

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my head as penguin
my head as penguinSB

22 Apr 2016


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But the science was sound! SOUND I say!! New Marzipan's Answering Machine:
http://youtu.be/DQO1RHETKy4
1 Apr 2016


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Check out these alternate test sentences from sbemail120 'radio!' Still think I picked the best one. #homestarchives

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.....
The truck broke down without a sound but
cash is often sweeter.


Can it, marjory! Or i'll be wincing 'til tuesday.


A couple of kids can cause a stole my
rachet set, I need it to soften the blow.


Pretend, for a moment, you're out on the town,
livinitup while your pants, they are down.


THE FISH WAS DeLISH AND IT MADe
QUITe A DISH.

{On the underside of the paper, the following sentences show through upside down:}

The requested style is not valid. Please try
again.

At first

Eaten mildly and with a sense of smell,
the meal

18 Mar 2016


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This Tweet is a reply to @buenothebear (Pendleton Ward) and @BrandonHoang_, the latter of which had posted a tweet about an ultrasound, remarking the baby to appear similar to Strong Bad, while the former directed it to Strong Bad's Twitter. The tweet is also retweeted to John Hodgman, although the reason is unclear.

Video Transcript

{The entire video is through the vision of an ultrasound previously sent in a Tweet to Strong Bad}

STRONG BAD: Alright, everyone just calm down, okay? This is a perfectly natural stage of childhood development. Every baby hits the Strong Bad stage right after that lookin'-like-a-fried-shrimp stage.

{The frame cuts to a blank ultrasound, with a picture of a fried shrimp appearing shortly after}

STRONG BAD: You know what I'm talkin' about?

{The frame cuts back to the Strong Bad-like ultrasound}

STRONG BAD: Check out my adorable little single-deuce. Deuce! Deuce! {A circle resembling a hand next to the face moves up with every "deuce" said by Strong Bad} Hey, lady, can you feel this? Deuce deuce! Deuce deuce deuce! {The entire frame moves slightly with every deuce said by Strong Bad} Alright, now I'm creeping myself out. Sorry who's-so-ever's-innards-these-are.

10 Feb 2016


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Teen Trogor-squad?! Great idea @Band1tDav3
This Tweet is a reply to @Band1tDav3, who messaged Strong Bad "teen trogdor squad? Happy b-day!", sparking the idea for "teen trog squad".

Video Transcript

{The Teen Girl Squad logo appears, with the title rewritten as "teen trog squad". The Teen Girl Squad music plays, amalgamated with Trogdor's theme.}

STRONG BAD: {falsetto} Teen Trog Squad!

{Trogdor appears as "trogleader", with less-developed wings and fast-motion lines. (All of the drawings come from the brainstorming sheet for Trogdor shown in the previous tweet.) The caption reads "burninate!".}

STRONG BAD: Trogleader!

{A new dragon, "such and such", appears. It resembles an alligator with stubby appendages, glasses, and a book. The caption reads "read-a-thon!"}

STRONG BAD: Such and Such!

{The Wormdingler appears diagonally. The caption reads "unconsummate!"}

STRONG BAD: Wormdingler!

{The "S is for Sucks" Dragon appears as "the suckly one", resting its head on its fist. The caption reads "creatine?".}

STRONG BAD: The Suckly One!

12 Jan 2016


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My original Trog-brainstorm sheet! Today, Troggie officially enters his teens! #Trogday
12 Jan 2016


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I'll never be able to call Strong Sad "The Thick White Dump" again without shedding a little tear.
11 Jan 2016

2015

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@NerdbotMk2 I dunno man.. I can kinda believe it
This Tweet is a reply to @NerdbotMk2, who messaged Strong Bad his disappointment that he did not realize the costume Strong Bad has previously seen as a badly-made-rendition of himself was actually a costume of Sir Hotbod Handsomeface.
10 Nov 2015


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Watch me unleash a full snark salad on these nice fans!
flash: http://bit.ly/1MmqEJa
yt: https://youtu.be/MPyhaxA6L88

Fun Facts

10 Nov 2015


@frankenstylin aw crap! You shoulda sent this earlier! I coulda been like, "Monstrous Strong Bad devours soul patch-having suburban dad!!"
This Tweet is a reply to @frankenstylin, who sent Strong Bad a picture of him dressed as Strong Bad, with his head in the Strong Bad costume's mouth.

Fun Facts

  • The picture was sent roughly around the time Fan Costumes 2015 was uploaded, alluded to in Strong Bad's reply.
10 Nov 2015


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Waitaminute! The new Videlectrix handheld is just a phone case?! That's worse than the N-Gage and Gizmondo combined!

Fun Facts

9 Nov 2015


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Tweet your worst H*R-themed costumes at me, that I may properly compile and ridicule them on my website!

Video Transcript

{close-up of Homestar Runner, wearing a Crack Stuntman paper mask and wearing a white shirt}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Blaaaaah! I'm Crap Costume! {begins coughing and wheezing} This shirt is choking me. {begins choking, eventually falling over}

Fun Facts

2 Nov 2015


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Check my haunted house in this year's Ween Toon!

Flash: http://bit.ly/1M3xmac

YT: https://youtu.be/uCNQsmpN-G8

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ST. CADAVERSTUMP'S
totally not just an old furniture warehouse
MORGUE-TUARY

Open week nights in October. Located just off I-20


Fun Facts

29 Oct 2015


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Hey Homestar, I really like your costume:
http://bit.ly/1Gimq88
(get excited about silhouettes, y'all)

Fun Facts

21 Oct 2015


Caught in a fhqwh-loop!! https://instagram.com/p/8gW4yaySwH/
This Tweet links to an Instagram post, revealing Strong Bad's Instagram account. The post contains the same text, as well as a looping video.

Fun Facts

  • This is the first time the Instagram account has been publicly linked to.
6 Oct 2015


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Also, who doesn't want to watch THIS spinoff?!

Image Transcript

{the same image from Strong Bad Classics! appears, but without Strong Bad's vandalism. The scene quickly zooms in on Strong Sad's soolnds. A drawing appears on top of them, consisting of a dog's face (left) and a duck's face (right), both in the same color as the soolnds. Strong Sad's toes form the basis for each pair of eyes. Meanwhile, a border of concentric gray rings surrounds the drawing. The following text appears.}

Silly Soolnds
"TRAMPLO"       "STAMPLO"

Fun Facts

  • The soolnds' faces come from the previous Tweet's image.
  • The title, especially the rings, are reminiscent of the classic Looney Tunes title cards.
30 Sep 2015


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Ocelot & the Porridge Maiden. Now with added dumbness!
Flash: http://bit.ly/1KM1wg7
YT: http://youtu.be/Ju2Nor8xJUQ

Fun Facts

  • This Tweet links to Strong Bad Classics!, released on the site the same day, after being titled "Strong Bad reads The Ocelot and the Porridge Maiden" and only being available on Worldbuilders' YouTube channel.
30 Sep 2015


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Listen up tightly! Here's the answer b/w reward to Monday's Sbemailsong Mystery!

Video Transcript

{close-up of the Strong Bad board, with both the plush Strong Bad and the Strong Bad figurine in front of it. They move simultaneously in opposite directions, one on top of the other.}

BOTH STRONG BADS: {in one voice} That's right, that was from #97, "monument". The first appearance of...

{both Strong Bads move to the bottom of the screen.}

UNSEEN CHORUS: {singing} Here comes the Shark-Tooth Thnikkaman!!

{These words float across the screen. Shark-Tooth Thnikkaman, a Shark-Tooth Bubs plush doll with paper cutouts of The Thnikkaman's sunglasses and "tH" sign appears from the bottom of the screen.}

SHARK-TOOTH THNIKKAMAN: Yeah! Shout e— shout 'em around, kid... I... {turns to his right and begins walking offscreen} I used to sell TVs.

Fun Facts

  • "Shout 'em around, kid" may be a variation of The Thnikkaman's apparent catch phrase, "Yeah, shut up, kid".
  • This is the final Sbemailsong Mystery-related video.
17 Sept 2015


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This Tweet is a reply to @jimmyjone, who criticized Strong Bad's Twitter account for appearing to become "just another brand posting content-free tweets".

Image Transcript

I'M IN BETWEEXT
YOUR HEMISPHERES
JIMMY JONE!!
splurt! cranial
fluid!!

your
content-
free
pal,
StroNG
BAD

14 Sept 2015


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Oh crapst! The last one was from #36 Guitar! Now which sbemail is this classic flesh-eating ear-worm from?!

Video Transcript

{close-up of the Strong Bad board, with both the plush Strong Bad and the Strong Bad figurine in front of it. They move simultaneously in opposite directions, one on top of the other.}

BOTH STRONG BADS: {in one voice; excitedly} Oh man, is this blowing your mind? Here's the song! Traipsin' along, traipsin'- traipsin' along, and an email got stuck in my eye!

Fun Facts

  • The song in question is from monument.
  • The Tweet exclaims "Oh crapst!"
  • This is the final Sbemailsong Mystery.
14 Sept 2015


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It's SBemailsong Myst-Mon! Quick which Golden Age sbemail is this li'l krangle from?

Video Transcript

{Wide view of a large Strong Bad board in front of the Videlectrix Office}

STRONG BAD POSTER: Oh, this week, it's a live sbemail song mystery monday! Here we go! Oh, tap your toes and check your email, oh a-tap your toes tonight... {The Strong Bad poster falls down} Oof!

Fun Facts

24 Aug 2015


Dangwhoa! I frikkin HATE Homestar but I'd still hang this on my wall (mostly to chuck discount bricks at).

This Tweet is a reply to @NerdbotMk2, who presented a fan drawing of several Homestars, each in a different costume or variation. The Tweet is currently unavailable, but can be seen here (or the full image here).

Fun Facts

  • Strong Bad chucks a discount brick at Homestar in the process.
21 Aug 2015


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@devilcrosswords Stack em to the heavens for reals!!

This Tweet is a reply to @devilcrosswords, who commented on the previous tweet with "Stack 'em to the heavens! Stack 'em to the heavens. I COULD WRITE A SONG CALLED 'STACK 'EM TO THE HEAVENS!'"''

Fun Facts

  • This is the same stack of Casio keyboards as the previous Tweet, which also features a puppet appearing in various places around the stack.
21 Aug 2015


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That's cool and all, @myrnehr, but it can't compare to The Cheat's phat Casio staxx!

This Tweet is a reply to @myrnehr, who demonstrated Keyboard Strong Bad's demo on an actual Casio VL-Tone keyboard.

Fun Facts

20 Aug 2015


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The answer to yestroday's Sbemailsong Mystery!

Video Transcript

{wide view of Figurine Strong Bad standing in a cardboard box in front of a Strong Badia background.}

STRONG BAD FIGURINE: {Strong Bad makes a microphone click noise and speaks in an emotionless theme park tour guide-styled voice. In each sentence, the pitch rises, reaches a high in the middle, and then falls} Of course that was from sbemail #104, theme park. That's the cartoon where the Easter egg is better than the rest of the email. And now for your reward, prepare to experience the fury of...

HOMESTAR FIGURINE: My buzzer!

{Homestar mimics fan noises and begins spinning out of the box, exposing his puppet stick. Strong Bad does similar, exclaiming monotone excitement. Eventually, there are drums heard in the background and Homestar and Strong Bad go back into the box, followed shortly by Strong Bad's microphone click.}

Fun Facts

  • The manner in which Strong Bad speaks, as well as the cardboard box he's in, references the Riverquest Safariventure ride from theme park, the email the previous Sbemailsong Mystery was from.
  • Homestar once again calls his propeller a buzzer.
17 Aug 2015


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Oh schlonsk! I keep gettin smaller on Sbemailsong Mystery Monday. Which half-classic sbemail is this from?

Video Transcript

{Medium shot of a Strong Bad figurine in front of the Stop Sign}

STRONG BAD FIGURINE: Last week was sbemail 79, the process, and doesn't deserve a reward. Here go this weeks!

{Cut to medium shot of a Strong Bad figurine in front of The Field}

STRONG BAD FIGURINE: Everybody loves this, everybody needs this, {Strong Bad figurine now upside-down} it's time for funny stuff.

Fun Facts

  • The song in question is from theme park.
  • Strong Bad's comment about getting smaller on Sbemailsong Mystery Monday refers to the fact that the first video included a large puppet version, the second featured a small plushie, and this one features an even smaller figurine.
17 Aug 2015


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Aw paumpf! It's Sbemailsong Trivia Tuesday! Which forgettable Sbemail is this little scrumble from?

Video Transcript

{medium shot of a plush Strong Bad}

PLUSH STRONG BAD: {speaking quickly} Last week was #59 Marzipan, now here's your reward.

PLUSH HOMESTAR: Oh, I have a plush duck mouth. Quack quack.

PLUSH STRONG BAD: {speaking quickly} Now here's this week's! {abruptly singing at normal speed, with a previous accent} My name is not Email Sam. Ooh ahh. So please don't call me Email Sam. Ooh ahh.

Fun Facts

10 Aug 2015


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Oh, also we're all doomed. flash:
homestarrunner.com/flashisdead.html
yt:
youtu.be/L0nuQ5o2DYU

Image Transcript

This plugin is vulnerable and should be updated.
Activate Flash.


Fun Facts

3 Aug 2015


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Sbemailsong Mystery Monday! What not-so-classic sbemail is plushie Strong Bad waggling his head about?

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{close-up of a plush Strong Bad with golden eyes}

PLUSH STRONG BAD: {singing} There once was a man named email, and he did his best for a while.

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3 Aug 2015


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The answer to yessaday's Sbemail Song Mystery!

Video Transcript

{medium shot of Puppet Strong Bad}

PUPPET STRONG BAD: Hey, great job, all—

PUPPET HOMESTAR: {flung up in the air from offscreen, crying} Whoa!

PUPPET STRONG BAD: —my Twitterm'ns and Twitterladies! The answer was of course—

PUPPET HOMESTAR: {flung again} Bla-ha-haaa!

PUPPET STRONG BAD: —sbemail 109, "crying": —

PUPPET HOMESTAR: {flung again} Waaah!

PUPPET STRONG BAD: —the first appearance of—

PUPPET HOMESTAR: {flung again, now spinning} Whoa-oh-oh-ohhh!

PUPPET STRONG BAD: —Li'l Brudder. And now, for your sweet reward—

PUPPET HOMESTAR: {flung again, now diving} Heart of a champion!

{extreme fisheye close-up shot of Puppet Strong Bad's mouth}

PUPPET STRONG BAD: {menacing} ...A horrifying close-up of my ungodly puppet mouth.

Fun Facts

  • Homestar crying, as well as "heart of a champion", is a reference to the Strong Bad Email crying, the email the previous Sbemailsong Mystery came from.
  • Puppet Strong Bad calls people "Twitterm'ns".
  • Puppet Strong Bad refers to his puppet mouth as "ungodly". It is also filmed with a fisheye lens, used for his profile picture.
28 Jul 2015


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Oh dansk! It's Sbemail Song Mystery Monday! Which Sbemail is this li'l nugg from?

Video Transcript

PUPPET STRONG BAD: {rapping} I'm not gonna sing an email song this week e—{realizes mistake, talking} Oh. Never mind.

Fun Facts

  • This is the first video posted, as well as the first Sbemailsong Mystery.
  • The song in question is from crying.
  • This is the only time the "Sbemailsong" in "Sbemailsong Mystery" is spelled as two words.
27 Jul 2015


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Help #RaiseTheRothfuss errybody! (@PatrickRothfuss) His charity gives people goats! #Goatfuss
http://bit.ly/gdg2015

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genius!

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1 Jun 2015


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Watch me improve a nerdbook for a nerdbook-writing Beardo's charity drive:

https://youtu.be/Wxv4F7e9AvI

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Once there was a PHorridge Maiden who
lived in a meadow.

Fun Facts

  • This Tweet links to "Strong Bad reads The Ocelot and the Porridge Maiden" (released the same day as this Tweet), an earlier version of Strong Bad Classics!
1 Jun 2015


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AAAAAAHHHH!!
23 Apr 2015


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This tweet was pressed on 180 gram colored vinyl.
youtube:
youtu.be/XecNSd_lOYs
flash:
homestarrunner.com/recordstoreday...

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HAPPY REKKID STORE DAY!

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18 Apr 2015


@Eatonfl @florenjust SHH! This is not an ad!
This Tweet is a reply to @Eatonfl and @florenjust, who each asked where they could get the iPhone case from the previous tweet. Strong Bad's tweet links to the Compy iPhone Case at the Store.
14 Apr 2015


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Aw paunch! Just got my new Compy Phone. Does anybody know which one of these cables is the car charger?!

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14 Apr 2015


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3D print your own dang Lappier! My gift to you on this fine Apro Foo Day. STL file: homestarrunner.com/wallpapers/lap... #MakerBad
1 Apr 2015


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I said some words in a sequence I found very pleasing. Maybe you will too. youtu.be/NhfHM3jlKnU

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1 Apr 2015

2014

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New Ween Toon YouTube link for the Flash-ularly impaired. youtu.be/l_-SgC_lyCo

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30 Oct 2014


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Witness the horror of the new Halloween cartoon: homestarrunner.com/ween14.html

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30 Oct 2014


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Attn: Internet. If you come across this game DO NOT BUY! Despite the exquisite artwork it is NOT an official product!

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Strong
Bads
{unreadable}

25 Oct 2014


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For 5 years the Weekly Fanstuff has suffered under the tyranny of the Homestar Doorknocka! Sic Homestar Tyrannis!

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22 Oct 2014


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Psst! Hey D. Pweb! Know where a private eye/crooked cop can score some rounds for one of these babies? #nunchukgun

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21 Oct 2014


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Seriously you juys. Time for some real talk about Halloween safety! youtu.be/q610U9W6sBQ

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WARNING!


Neighbors
are a-watchin'!

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20 Oct 2014


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Just gonna leave this here for you guys. Edgarware is shareware after all.

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  • This refers to the previous two Tweets.
15 Oct 2014


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@trogdorrunner FERR-TWEETED!!

This Tweet is a reply to @trogdorrunner, who asked Strong Bad how he tweets with boxing gloves on.

Fun Facts

  • This is a reference to "Edgar's Older Cousin's Pet Ferret: The Redundant Tweet Obliterator" from the previous Tweet.
15 Oct 2014


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Too many 'How do you tweet with boxing gloves on' tweets! Must... drop... train on em!!

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Edgar's Older Cousin's
Pet Ferret:


The Redundant
Tweet Obliterator

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15 Oct 2014


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And last but not least, I'm pretty sure I just triggered the singularity.

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  • This Tweet is similar to the previous two (not including the reply); it is likely an Apple IIe malfuctioning.
10 Oct 2014


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@KatFord1 Your V's ARE consummate, but you call that a more different S? Looks more like a recombinant bovine J!

This Tweet is a reply to @KatFord1, who drew Trogdor on the back of a Which Wich? sandwich bag.

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9 Oct 2014


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Oh staunch. Tried a different email client and now it's just mocking me!

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8 Oct 2014


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Uh, anyone know what to do when a body gets THIS error:

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7 Oct 2014


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Just me and Coach Z givin the pyorple what they want: youtu.be/rbvxlvSIIww

Fun Facts

  • This Tweet links to the YouTube version of Fish Eye Lens, released the same day. This is also where "pyorple" came from.
3 Oct 2014


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Finally filled this up! Now does anybody know the address I'm sposed to mail this to so I can get verified?

Fun Facts

  • The DNA evidence is from DNA Evidence.
  • This is the first Tweet to have an image made in Flash, as well as the first that doesn't feature The Paper.
  • Verification on Twitter is a way to let readers know that the account is authentic.
2 Oct 2014


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OH DAMP!! GOT IT RUNNING
ON BOTH DRIVES!! NOW
I THINK I CAN RE-TWEET!

— SB

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30 Sep 2014


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HI-RES SCREENGRAB
FROM MY UPCOMING
NEW JAM!! - SB
DUCK BARF!!

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27 Sep 2014


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]TWITTER
]TWITTER
]TWITTER
]TWITTER
]TWITTER
]
]^BREAK IN LINE 10
]_

HEY! IT
WORKED!!

SB

Fun Facts

  • This Tweet references the previous two.
  • This is the first Tweet to include a character in it.
26 Sep 2014


TWITTER

Fun Facts

  • This Tweet is a reference to the BASIC loop in the previous Tweet.
26 Sep 2014


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]10 print "TWITTER"
]20 goto 10
]
]RUN

AM I DOING
THiS RIGHT?!

-SB

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26 Sep 2014

Instagram

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Bean studies

Fun Facts

  • These were likely sketched for the Skills of an Artist episode Large Bean, released the day before this post. In some images, his pose is the same and he has the old-timey suitcase next to him.
26 Oct 2017


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I just kept selecting ALL the filters! #tumenifilters
20 Oct 2017


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Behold! The Trogbuildening!

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STUB'D! This section of the page is incomplete. You can help the Homestar Runner Wiki by expanding it.

16 Oct 2017


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Remember to rotate for even coverage!

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STUB'D! This section of the page is incomplete. You can help the Homestar Runner Wiki by expanding it.

5 Oct 2017


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🎶3D printing all the peoples, and their thatched-roof cottages!🎶

Video Transcript

STUB'D! This section of the page is incomplete. You can help the Homestar Runner Wiki by expanding it.


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30 Sep 2017


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HELP! Homestar's being devoured by some sort of futuristic burger!

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  • This is another mention of burgers.
22 Sep 2017


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An old classic. Wish he really looked like this. Ima go draw ape hair on his forearms right now.

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15 Sep 2017


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Nobody do anything... DangeCar-esque!

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7 Sep 2017


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Robo-armed foil-whitey!

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2 Sep 2017


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Strong Mad vs Wind-Up Drinks

Video Transcript

STUB'D! This section of the page is incomplete. You can help the Homestar Runner Wiki by expanding it.


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28 Aug 2017


Fun with Kick the Cheat voiceboxes!

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25 Aug 2017


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You take the big guy!

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24 Aug 2017


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Whoa! This isometric graph paper is like magic, man!! Lookit me just pixelating right off the page!
19 Aug 2017


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Does this count as secret eating?

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8 Aug 2017


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Rare tech demo for the canceled GameBoy game: Limozeen Guitar Tabz & Tunerz. What a loss!

Video Transcript

{Cut to a Game Boy screen. A Videlectrix logo falls from the top of the screen as the Limozeen's Hot Babelien Odyssey version of the Videlectrix theme plays. The screen cuts to a Limozeen member with dark hair (possibly Harry or Terry Palaroncini) playing Because, It's Midnite (also from Hot Babelien Odyssey), with the Limozeen logo at the bottom of the screen. The Limozeen member goes in front of the camera and lifts his thumb, pinky, and index finger.}

Fun Facts

  • There have been many other references to Game Boy.
26 Jul 2017


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Strong Bad Muskrat Filter Pack DLC now available!

Video Transcript

{Cut to a door, adorned by a framed picture of Homestar Runner from the cover of Everything Else, Volume 1. At the bottom of the screen is an interface with the Craze-O Facemake logo, and pictures of Dangeresque Too, Stinkoman, Crack Stuntman, Senor Cardgage, Rather Dashing on fire, Old-Timey Strong Bad and The Ugly One. Senor Cardgage is selected, and Puppet Homestar pops up with sunglasses, a combover and a beard digitally added to his face. The icons disappear.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Whoa. This Strong Bad filter for Craze-O Facemake is not very accurate. Strong Bad only sometimes has a dead muskrat on his head! And crawling around his mouth. I'm gonna switch.

{Homestar ducks out of frame. The icons appear again, Old-Timey Strong Bad is selected, and Homestar pops back up with Old-Timey Strong Bad's hair and moustache.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh! Rapscabouts and fountainbleu! I'm old-timey! Um, rations! And... donate tin! Pretty good!

{Homestar ducks out of frame again, making a vocal sound effect. The hair and moustache are placed onto the framed picture of Homestar.}

Fun Facts

  • Like the previous video, this one was reposted on Strong Bad's Twitter account, with the text "Dangtwice! Craze-O Facemake's facial recognition algorithm is pretty legit if it can somehow discern Homestar's 'face.'".
  • Craze-O Facemake is a parody of various apps that can use filters to change your face, such as Snapchat or Instagram.
20 Jul 2017


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In-app purchases have never been more worth it, you guys!!

Video Transcript

{Puppet Strong Bad is in front of a Strong Badia sign. Below him is an interface with the Craze-O Facemake logo, and pictures of Dangeresque Too, Stinkoman, Crack Stuntman, Senor Cardgage, Rather Dashing on fire, Old-Timey Strong Bad, and The Ugly One. Senor Cardgage is selected, and sunglasses, a combover and a beard are added to Strong Bad's face. The pictures move out of frame.}

STRONG BAD: Oh, check out the new Cardgage filter from Craze-O Facemake! {imitating Senor Cardgage} Oh, many privalos, beveled edge! Uh, so many slices of gum! {normal voice} This is amazing! It's like I'm the man himself! Edah—

{The glasses move onto Strong Bad's mouth and the beard duplicates and moves onto each eye}

STRONG BAD: Ooh? Aah! Beard-eye! Beard-eye! Aah! Get it off!

{The features move back to normal}

STRONG BAD: Whew. That was close. This is great! Livin' my dreams. Out. {pauses, then ducks out of frame}

Fun Facts

  • This video was also posted on Strong Bad's Twitter account, with the text "New DLC for Craze-O Facemake, y'all! Get to in-app purchasin'!"
  • Senor Cardgage offered Strong Bad a "slice of gum" in kind of cool.
  • Strong Bad's "beard-eye" scream is similar to his "rose-face" scream from rock opera.
  • Craze-O Facemake is a parody of various apps that can use filters to change your face, such as Snapchat or Instagram.
17 Jul 2017


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Lookit that oval of Graw Mad goodness in the middle there!

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10 Feb 2017


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the earth rots...

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17 Nov 2016


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This is how we get treated backstage.

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2 Sep 2016


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Burninating the troposphere!!
(With apologies to @usinterior, couldn't help myself)
This Tweet, while not technically a reply, refers to a post by the US Department of the Interior, who posted the original, unaltered version of this photo of a lightning bolt on Instagram. Rather than resembling Trogdor, it was in the shape of a Tyrannosaurus Rex head.
17 Aug 2016


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Now you're speakin' my language dusty Yaris! Btw congrats on 72.7k miles! #sodrived

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15 Aug 2016


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Um, these are long lost me and Homestar designs by Craig Zobel from '96. I am cold and frightened and dunno what to think about this.
10 Aug 2016


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Check it out! This is, like, the new Rushmore. (RIP fleshtangle mouth)

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8 Aug 2016


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Oh man! The long-lost Trog-font! From an unused dvd menu idea. Now who wants to make the whole dang alphabet?!

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S

SHORTS

4 Aug 2016


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The original document! In only-partially-sucked-on-and-dropped-on-the-carpet mint condition!!

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call me on my...
Selfoam

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2 Aug 2016


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The unholiest of matrimonies!
by @thebeewithwheels
19 Oct 2015


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Caught in a fhqwh-loop!!

Video Transcript

{Plush Strong Bad swings back and forth in front of the Kennedy rug from Everybody to the Limit. A keyboard beat plays as Strong Bad raps.}

PLUSH STRONG BAD: I asked my friend Joe, I asked my friend Jake, I asked my friend Joe, I asked my friend Jake! Asked my friend Joe, I asked my friend Jake... they said it was Fhqwh— asked my friend Joe, I asked my friend Jake! Asked my friend Joe, I asked my friend Jake, I asked my friend Joe, I asked my friend Jake... they said it was Fhqwh—

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6 Oct 2015


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I have a rectangle mouth and I must scream.

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12 Aug 2015


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I ask my friend Joe. Then, after a short deliberation, I ask my friend Jake.

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3 Aug 2015


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I'm sad that I'm dry-erase.

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27 Jul 2015
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