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Revision as of 20:49, 28 January 2018
For @StrongBadActual tweets and Instagram posts.
2018
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|width="200px" colspan=2|- This Tweet is a reply to @connorclang's reply to the HTML TROGDOR! Tweet, asking if the sound effects were recorded on an old Yamaha keyboard.
Fun Facts
- This is another mention of Casio keyboards.
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|width="200px" colspan=2|- This Tweet is a reply to @MagiKoopa24, who linked to the previous Tweet, asking where Peasant's Quest was.
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|Happy Freakin' Trogday Everybody!
http://homestarrunner.com/trogdor-canvas ...
Fun Facts
- This Tweet announces the HTML version of TROGDOR!.
- Hypertext Markup Lotion is from Flash is Dead!.
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|- This Tweet is a reply to @_tgjessie's reply to the previous Trogday Tweet, saying that the United States is too far away.
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|width="200px" colspan=2|- This Tweet is a reply to @workshopcraft and @Graphoniac. @Graphoniac asked who makes you smile when you see their name, and @Graphoniac responded with a list of names, including @StrongBadActual.
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|width="200px" colspan=2|- This Tweet is a reply to @ChrisDPiazza's reply to Strong Bad's previous reply, saying some paleontologists refer to Dromiceiomimus as a Struthiomimus, but others keep the original genus.
Fun Facts
- Phylum is a level of taxonomic rank below Kingdom and above Class.
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|width="200px" colspan=2|- This Tweet is a reply to @ChrisDPiazza's Tweet, saying he can't not say Dromiceiomimus in Strong Bad's voice, referencing his quote in Jibblies 2 when referring to Poodonkis.
Fun Facts
- A nomen dubium ("doubtful name") is a scientific name that is of unknown or doubtful application.
- Strong Mad's closet is where Poodonkis is kept.
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|width="200px" colspan=2|- This Tweet is a reply to @DrewBrayshaw's reply to the previous Tweet, wishing everyone a happy Wormdinglerday.
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Fun Facts
- The Hot Jones Factory scene from Decemberween Dangeresque was filmed at Wild Heaven Brewery. The image of the factory and the "i ♥ Brainblow City" mug are from the same toon.
- Trogdor's beefy arm was referred to as a "beef" in sbemail206.
- The second image uses Trogdor's sprite from Peasant's Quest.
- A Scalding Lake T-shirt can be seen framed behind Matt Chapman.
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|width="200px" colspan=2|- This Tweet is a reply to @herrfettgesicht's Tweet, saying his productivity increased because of the Strong Bad drawing on his whiteboard.
Fun Facts
- "No loafing" refers to the No Loafing sign.
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|width="200px" colspan=2|- This Tweet links to @TheSecretFrog's Tweet that was previously replied to.
Fun Facts
- This is an appearance of the name Greg. "Tri-Gregs" may be a reference to the four Gregs.
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|- This Tweet is a reply to @TheSecretFrog's reply to the previous Tweet, linking to an a cappella performance he did with his fraternity brothers.
Fun Facts
- The Keepers of Trogdor are characters from Peasant's Quest. The GIF shows the room they are found in.
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|width="200px" colspan=2|- This Tweet links to @Rostbarth's Tweet, which links to an orchestrated version of TROGDOR from 2014.
Fun Facts
- Strong Bad's stuttering is the same as his reaction to The Cheat's music video in Everybody to the Limit.
- Like Everybody to the Limit, this Tweet also mentions pizzas.
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|width="200px" colspan=2|- This Tweet is a reply to @BeerWildHeaven's Tweet announcing the Trogday event, referring to the cutout as a "faceinhole".
Fun Facts
- Strong Bad refers to it as a "weird carnival cutout" in a previous Tweet.
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|- This Tweet is a reply to @JaniStrzepek, who linked to @wellwhynot20's drawing of yellow leopard geckos, and referred to them as The Cheats.
Fun Facts
- That is the Sketchbook sketch from December 30, 2004, "eww. a litter of cheatpups."
- The image posted is the same image uploaded to the Homestar Runner Wiki.
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|width="200px" colspan=2|- This Tweet is a reply to @zachlubarsky, who replied to Strong Bad's previous reply to him, saying the consummate V's are supposed to be on Trogdor's chest (referring to his scales).
Fun Facts
- Strong Bad has corrected this misconception in a previous Tweet.
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|width="200px" colspan=2|- This Tweet is a reply to @CoolStoryChriss, who posted a Trogdor tattoo for Trogday. The baby jumper Strong Bad mentions is seen in the background of the image.
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|- This Tweet is a reply to @Hypernukeleosis, who replied to the Trogday Tweet, saying there were no January or Saturday events listed on Wild Heaven Brewery's website, asking if it was a shady, back-alley event, operated behind the bushes until the cops show up.
Fun Facts
- The image is from Halloween Fairstival.
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|width="200px" colspan=2|- This Tweet is a reply to @Brian_Lutz, who replied to the Trogday Tweet, asking if you have to look like a peasant, smell like a peasant, and be on fire like a peasant, referencing the three tasks in Peasant's Quest.
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|width="200px" colspan=2|- This Tweet is a reply to @zachlubarsky, who replied to the previous Tweet, asking where Trogdor's consummate V's are.
Fun Facts
- "Teeth, spinedies, and angry eyebrows" are the three things Strong Bad uses consumate V's to draw in dragon.
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Fun Facts
- Strong Bad mentions cold ones and beefy arms.
- Thatched-roof cottages are seen in the background.
- The glove pictured is the same glove used in Skills of an Artist.
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|width="200px" colspan=2|- This Tweet is a reply to @SpaceBoarderBen, who asked if The Brothers Chaps were still taking in Tweets for Strong Bad Emails.
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|width="200px" colspan=2|- This Tweet is a reply to @ashley_wool, who suggested a Characters from Yonder Website main page.
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|width="200px" colspan=2|- This Tweet is a reply to @ItsSkullhood, who found a problem with their Homestar Runner screensaver; Homestar's head was missing.
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|width="200px" colspan=2|- This Tweet is a reply to @cvmikep, who linked to Strong Bad's Level 10 Tweet, saying "THE LEGEND CONTINUTES", in reference to the "CONTINUTE" button on the game's title screen.
Fun Facts
- The Level 10 trailer ended with "TO BE CONCLUDED..."
- "CONCLUTES" is a poor English portmanteau of conclude and continute.
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|width="200px" colspan=2|- This Tweet is a reply to @Thorn_90 and @TheAnimatedGuy. @Thorn_90 replied to Strong Bad's Level 10 Tweet, asking to get the game on Nintendo Switch, and @TheAnimatedGuy replied, asking for an entire Videlectrix collection on the Switch.
Fun Facts
- Strong Bad uses "total" in place of "totally".
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|width="200px" colspan=2|- This Tweet is a reply to @JimmyDonagee, who linked to Strong Bad's Level 10 Tweet, saying that he couldn't even get past Level 1.2.
Fun Facts
- Strong Bad says mans, which is the term for "lives" used in the game.
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|width="200px" colspan=2|- This Tweet is a reply to @pocketsfluff, who linked to Strong Bad's Level 10 Tweet, saying that Stinkoman 20X6 should be ported to the Shovel Knight engine.
Fun Facts
- Strong Bad quotes Coach Z's line from mini-golf.
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Video Transcript
{Cut to Stinkoman, silhouetted, standing at the entrance to the castle. Stinkoman 20X6-like music plays. The camera pans up to show all of the castle. When it reaches the top, the sky darkens and lightning strikes repeatedly along with thunder. The lightning flashes and cuts to a close-up Stinkoman with his eyes closed.}
STINKOMAN: {subtitled} ZZZ...MMMM. STUMMY FULLA {cut to full view of the castle} PRAWNS...ZZZ... {lightning strikes twice}
{Cut to the shadowy figure in his lair}
SHADOWY FIGURE: {subtitled} UM. IS HE EVER GOING TO COME INSIDE?
{Pan right to 1-Up and Pan Pan. 1-Up has a long yellow beard and hair under his hat. The music abruptly stops.}
1-UP: {subtitled} I GREW A PRODIGIOUS BEARD! {closes his eyes as the beard shines}
{Small Pan Pan-like creatures appear from under Pan Pan. The music plays again.}
1-UP: {subtitled} AND PANPAN HAD A HUNDRED BABIES.
SHADOWY FIGURE: {subtitled} EWWW!
{Cut to Stinkoman}
STINKOMAN: {subtitled} {head nodding off} ZZZ...
{Lightning flash as his head returns upright and he opens his eyes. The music stops again.}
STINKOMAN: {subtitled} {flicking his head backwards twice in a manner similar to Homestar Runner, with audible sound effects} HUH-WHA?
{Mushroom clouds appear around his head and he closes his eyes. The Level 1 music begins.}
STINKOMAN: {subtitled} OH NO! I FEEL ASLEEP!
{The mushroom clouds disappear and he opens his eyes.}
STINKOMAN: {subtitled} I SHOULD PROBABLY START HEADING INTO THAT FORTRESS
{Cut to Stinkoman in his double deuce pose against a fadey blue background, surrounded by moving white lines}
STINKOMAN: {subtitled} FOR THE FINAL CHALLENGE!!
{Cut to Stinkoman, silhouetted, standing at the entrance, similar to the start of the video. The music stops again.}
STINKOMAN: {subtitled} COMIN' UP HERE...
{Cut to a full view of the castle. Pause.}
STINKOMAN: {subtitled} PRETTY SOON.
{Cut to a dark gray screen. The Level 1 music plays as white text appears. The first line appears letter by letter, similar to the subtitles, and the rest of the text fades in all at once.}
TO BE CONCLUDED...
STINKOMAN 20X6 LEVEL 10
COMING IN 2018 TO A
FLASH PLAYER FROM 2005.
{Stinkoman's sprite runs from the right side of the screen to the center, running in place as he is slowly silhouetted. The music fades out.}
STINKOMAN: {jumping in the air; unsubtitled} 20X6!
Fun Facts
- This Tweet was pinned on the day it was posted.
- This Tweet is the first official announcement of Stinkoman 20X6 Level 10, after a 12-year hiatus between Level 9 and Level 10. This video references the long wait.
- The video starts with the last shot of Level 9's ending cutscene.
- Stinkoman mentions his stummy is full of prawns.
- Stummy is portmanteau of stomach and tummy, which originated in Stinkoman 20X6's Game Over screen.
- His stummy being full of prawns may be a reference to the prawns that came out of Harvax XVII's head after Level 9, which are implied to be eaten by Stinkoman.
- Shadowy Figure's subtitles make the same sound as Stinkoman's, rather than his own sound from the game.
- The video contains instances of angled pixels.
- "I FEEL ASLEEP!" quotes the game Metal Gear for the Nintendo Entertainment System. This has also been quoted in Population: Tire's page title.
- The way Stinkoman runs across the screen is similar to Stinkoman 20X6's introduction. The "20X6!" is the same sound as the game's title screen.
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Fun Facts
- This is another alternate drawing for the Draccus Skills of an Artist. The original drawing can be seen in the upper-right corner of the image.
- Chubcus is a portmanteau of draccus and chubby.
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FHQWHGADS
Int'l AiRPORT!
TO THE LIMIT!
South Parking Lot:
TO THE LIMIT!
Security Wait Time:
TO THE LIMIT!
Fun Facts
- This Tweet refers to that day's xkcd comic, listing "FHQ" for "Fhqwhgads" in a list of parody airport abbreviations.
- "Airport" is spelled with a lowercase i in the image.
- "TO THE LIMIT!" refers to the music video based on Fhqwhgads, Everybody to the Limit.
2017
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|width="200px" colspan=2|- This Tweet is a reply to @You_Got_Byrned, who shared a photo of a batch of homemade Cheatcake-like cupcakes.
Fun Facts
- "Steam and sugar" are the ingredients Strong Bad mentions in stupid stuff.
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|width="200px" colspan=2|- This Tweet links to a post from the official Merriam Webster Twitter account, which posted a GIF from dragon to illustrate the word "draco" (the Latin origin of "dragon").
Fun Facts
- Strong Bad refers to Arby's Twitter post referencing what I want.
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|width="200px" colspan=2|- This Tweet is a reply to @LeScarletSinger's comment about the Limozeen Live performance originally being uploaded to YouTube channel tdougland.
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|homestarrunner.com/zeenlive08.html
Fun Facts
- The Tweet links to an HTML page with high-quality versions of the songs performed at Limozeen Live! - 27 Mar 2008.
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|width="200px" colspan=2|- This Tweet is a reply to @MissDragon42, who posted a drawing of Strong Bad with human-like proportions she made in ninth grade.
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|width="200px" colspan=2|- This Tweet is a reply to @thediabeatles, who posted a picture of himself giving each member of his family a Deep Impact DVD.
Fun Facts
- Strong Bad uses "b/w".
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Fun Facts
- This is a reference to Homestar giving Strong Bad "Deep Impact" each Decemberween.
- Deadly Impact is a film released in 1984.
- That year's Decemberween toon was Dangeresque-themed.
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|width="200px" colspan=2|- This Tweet is a reply to the Tweet containing the Santaman's Chimney recipe.
Fun Facts
- Decemberween Dangeresque (the toon in which the Santaman's Chimney was introduced) featured Stingy Relenque as the villain, a French-Canadian smuggler who talked in an exaggerated French accent.
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|width="200px" colspan=2|- This Tweet is a reply to @misshanake, who pointed out the misspelling of "substitute" in the previous Tweet.
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Image Transcript
Santaman's Chimney
- 1 part Hot Jones
(if no Jones, subtitue Jenkins, if no Jenkins,
substitue Egg Nog)
- 1 shot your fav Hard Ones
- Dash of liquid smoke
(top with whipped cream and crushed candy canes
to get all lame and foodie on it)
FROM THE CROOKED KITCHEN OF DANGERESQUE
Fun Facts
- The Santaman's Chimney recipe appeared in Decemberween Dangeresque, released the previous day. The lines in parentheses are only in the Tweet.
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|width="200px" colspan=2|- This Tweet is a reply to @garrant_ryan, who asked when Dangeresque figurines will be available.
Fun Facts
- Post-its are mentioned.
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|Dangeresque Puppet Squad:
The Hot Jones Hijack!!
Happy D'ween everybody!
youtu.be/zWpW623yrAU
Fun Facts
- This Tweet announces the 2017 Decemberween toon, Decemberween Dangeresque.
- This Tweet was pinned on the day it was posted.
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|- This Tweet is a reply to @nanirourou, who posted a picture of a headless Strong Bad figurine and asked about a keyboard head replacement.
Fun Facts
- The Printelectrix 3D printer was seen printing a thatched-roof cottage in this Instagram post.
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|width="200px" colspan=2|- This Tweet is a reply to @TheeColin, who commented on Strong Bad's "appearance" in the Arby's Tweet, saying it's about time Strong Bad got those "sweet sweet commercial $$$$".
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|width="200px" colspan=2|- This Tweet is a reply to @takuminightcore, who asked Strong Bad to make a second season of Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People.
Fun Facts
- Sam & Max were called "rabbit-dog and bunnym'n" in SBCG4AP Advertisement.
- The zombiem'n comment refers to Telltale Games making a video game adaptation of The Walking Dead after finishing up season 3 of Sam & Max.
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|- This Tweet is a reply to the previous Tweet.
Fun Facts
- The GIF is from Decemberween Dangeresque, released the next day.
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Fun Facts
- The GIF is from Decemberween Dangeresque, released the next day.
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- Strong Bad refers to The King of Town's "Tales of the McArby" from Doomy Tales of the Macabre.
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|width="200px" colspan=2|- This Tweet is a reply to @McLeanBen, who commented on Strong Bad's "appearance" in the Arby's Tweet.
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|width="200px" colspan=2|- This Tweet is a reply to his previous reply to @Arbys.
Fun Facts
- Taking twelve is a running gag.
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|width="200px" colspan=2|- This Tweet is a reply to the official Arby's Twitter account, which posted a video with a live-action Strong Bad Dancin' Musical Nobot from what I want to promote their product.
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|width="200px" colspan=2|- This Tweet is a reply to @Roobix_Cubes, who requested a high-quality version of the holiday version of the Intro song from A Holiday Greeting and the Decemberween Email Menu.
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|width="200px" colspan=2|- This Tweet is a reply to @DieLobsterguy, who requested that Strong Bad release a high-quality version of Limozeen Live! similar to the high-quality version of Hooked on Decemberween.
Fun Facts
- The spoonerism "thang ding" originated in too cool.
- The songs were released eight days later.
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|width="200px" colspan=2|- This Tweet is a reply to @omelettecounty's doodle of Strong Bad kicking Homestar, to which @Spat856 was wondering if he could do it nine times.
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|width="200px" colspan=2|- This Tweet is a reply to @heatherbeamatz, who offered a Viking-era slate drawing of a dragon as "historical evidence for Trogdor".
Fun Facts
- This is another reference to Consummate V's.
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|width="200px" colspan=2|- This Tweet is a reply to @UnknownNeo and @Lordofthesuplex, who were discussing Strong Bad's unofficial appearance in Robot Chicken.
Fun Facts
- Strong Bad's last sentence refers to his description of an undesirable slumber party meal.
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|width="200px" colspan=2|- This Tweet is a reply to @thomaspercyfan, who asked Strong Bad's opinion on his unofficial appearance in Robot Chicken.
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|width="200px" colspan=2|- This Tweet is a reply to @MattLovehammer, who commented on Strong Bad's unofficial cameo in a recent Robot Chicken episode.
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|width="200px" colspan=2|- This Tweet is a reply to @MercMaistro, who tried to come up with a story behind the Trogdor linocut and Strong Bad's spear.
Fun Facts
- Strong Bad's story references many video game clichΓ©s.
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|- This Tweet is a reply to the same Tweet he replied to previously.
Fun Facts
- Strong Bad shows a screenshot from The Cheatar, the short featuring the gigantic Fender Stratocaster made for Guitar Mania.
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|width="200px" colspan=2|- This Tweet is a reply to @adamheine, who suggested the name "Cheetaur" for Strong Bad's steed in the linocut.
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|width="200px" colspan=2|- This Tweet links to a post from @CharlemagneSeb featuring a fanmade linocut of Strong Bad facing Trogdor with a spear riding a The Cheat-like steed, in the midst of a burninated landscape.
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Fun Facts
- The podcast can be found here.
- This Tweet marks the first time Strong Bad has directly referred to the Brothers Chaps.
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|width="200px" colspan=2|- This Tweet is a reply to @StrikerObi, who was a student when The Brothers Chaps visited Florida State University, and wanted to know if the clip of Puppet Homestar from their presentation was still around.
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Fun Facts
- This refers to Draccus, the previous Skills of an Artist.
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Video Transcript
{Open to the cross-stitched "A Decemberween Snowment with Puppet Homestar" title screen with the wreath and sprig of holly}
MIKE: {voiceover} Go in again.
PUPPET HOMESTAR: {voiceover} Ah, the first—
MIKE: {cutting him off; voiceover} Uh— come this way a bit more— too much steps. There we go.
{Cut to Puppet Homestar in a Santa hat outside a house while snow is falling}
PUPPET HOMESTAR: Ah, the first hush... of winter's blush. Try and catch snowflakes on your tongue! {tries to catch snowflakes} Ahh. Or— on your mouth-shelf. If you got one. {opens mouth again} Ahhhhhhh... It's very easy to catch them, admittedly, when you have a mouth-shelf. {opens mouth again} Ahhhhhh. {smacks lips} Mmm. Winter's blush. Won't you join me... for a sweet winter's blush?
{Cut to closer shot}
PUPPET HOMESTAR: Isn't that what they call snow? Winter's blush? In the Amateur Snow-Eaters Professional World?
{Cut to a poster for a "Winter's Blush" event:}
Mouth Shelves Welcome!
WINTER'S
BLUSH!
AMATEUR SNOW-EATERS PROFESSIONAL WORLD
PREMIER EVENT!
ANNOUNCER: Winter's Bluuuh...uuh-uuh-uuh-uuuuush!
Fun Facts
- This is the second A Decemberween Snowment video. "Winter's blush" originated in the first video.
- Homestar lacks a visible tongue.
- The exaggerated way in which the announcer says "winter's blush" is similar to the way Homestar says "Strong Bad" in The Reddest Radish and A Mother's Day Message.
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|width="200px" colspan=2|- This Tweet is a reply to @AndyIsTweeting, who was distraught because the Cheer Up Coach Z download link seemed to be broken.
Fun Facts
- Strong Bad calls Andy "Andym'n".
- He also referred to someone named Andy as "Andyman" in looking old.
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Video Transcript
- See Draccus
Fun Facts
- This Tweet was pinned on the day it was posted.
- The 4 Bean Salad is one of the techniques used in the drawing.
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Image Transcript
C.J. Claypool donated $73.44
Step 1: Add up the collective dollar amount for the
games currently in your Steam Wish List. Step 2:
Realize that money can be put to MUCH better use
by the folks at Worldbuilder. Step 3: Find a fun
group to pledge through, like Strong Bad's
Goathfuss fund. Step 4: Feel better about the
money you just spent. You were never going to play
those video games anyway.
9 hours ago
| style="position: relative;" |11 Dec 2017
|- id="939230180815572993" style="background:#F9F9F9"
|width="200px" colspan=2|- This Tweet is a reply to @mizzelphug, who would have preferred a Decemberween update through Shark-Tooth Bubs.
|- id="939192734996365312" style="background:#F9F9F9"
|width="200px" colspan=2|- This Tweet is a reply to @jimmyjone, who said he changed his vote on the Patreon poll to "ew, gross" due to it being through Patreon.
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Video Transcript
{Open to the cross-stitched title "A Decemberween Snowment with Puppet Homestar" encircled by a wreath, with a sprig of holly below}
PUPPET HOMESTAR: {voiceover, singing to the opening strains of "Decemberween"} Ba da da da da...
{Cut to Puppet Homestar with a Santa hat and jingle bells, outside a house while snow falls}
PUPPET HOMESTAR: ...Boo doo doo! Decemberween, Decemberween...
{Cut to a snowy pumpkin on the ground; Homestar pops in from the right}
PUPPET HOMESTAR: ...You're fifty-five days after Halloweeeeen!
{Cut back to the first scene}
PUPPET HOMESTAR: Weeeeeeen! {looks at the camera; no longer singing} Winter's blush!
{Title screen appears again. After a few seconds, fade to Homestar and the pumpkin again.}
PUPPET HOMESTAR: {talking to the pumpkin} What are you still doing here? Shouldn't Brainkrieg've gotten you already?
Fun Facts
- "Respect and condone" was spoken by Sharpdene in Later That Night....
- The cross-stitched title card is similar to the one from A Death-Defying Decemberween.
- Homestar sings the song from The Best Decemberween Ever.
- "Winter's blush" would be defined in the next A Decemberween Snowment video, in which Homestar says that's what they call snow in the Amateur Snow-Eaters Professional World.
- Homestar refers to Brainkrieg's song Decomposing Pumpkins.
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|Member this?
- This Tweet is a reply to @PatrickRothfuss, who told Strong Bad he loved him.
Image Transcript
>shred lute
Fun Facts
- The image is in the style of Peasant's Quest.
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|width="200px" colspan=2|- This Tweet links to the Worldbuilders Goathfuss fundraiser.
Fun Facts
- Draccus was released a week later.
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Video Transcript
- See Clownbread
Fun Facts
- This Tweet was pinned on the day it was posted.
|- id="938469698391375872" style="background:#F9F9F9" |width="200px" align=center|
|- This Tweet is a reply to his previous Tweet, which was a lower-quality video of the GIF in this Tweet.
Image Transcript
King Castlefunny
proclaimeth:"The Glass is
ALWAYS
half-full with"Frothman's
| style="position: relative;" |6 Dec 2017
LITE
|- id="938291965917126656"
|width="200px" align=center| |Thanks to @babypopdipstick for creating the missing King Castlefunny artwork for this vintage Frothman's Lite Half-Full Cold Ones bar sign! Every lame man-cave or gross, shared college apartment needs one!
Video Transcript
{There is a wooden wall with a bar sign on it, resembling a castle. On it, there is an advertisement for Frothman's Lite Half-Full Cold Ones, with @babypopdipstick's The King of Town fanart as King Castlefunny. On the left side, there is a brown and white object moving up and down in a wavy fashion.}
Fun Facts
| style="position: relative;" |5 Dec 2017
- This refers to the previous Tweet.
- A college apartment is mentioned.
|- id="938239835747377153" style="background:#F9F9F9"
|width="200px" colspan=2|This is totally from when King Castlefunny was brought back as the inexplicable pitchman for Frothman's Lite Half-full Cold Ones! Your uncle prolly has a vintage wood-paneled lighted sign of this in his storage unit/current residence!
- This Tweet is a reply to @babypopdipstick, who shared fanart of a stylized King of Town.
Fun Facts
| style="position: relative;" |5 Dec 2017
- King Castlefunny is the main character of The Castlefunnies, introduced in old comics.
- This Tweet references Cold Ones.
|- id="937453009826611200"
|width="200px" colspan=2|Nobody do anything... Gingeresque!
- This Tweet links to a photo from @__Beaches__ of an iced gingerbread Strong Bad.
Fun Facts
| style="position: relative;" |3 Dec 2017
- The Tweet text refers to one of Dangeresque's catch phrases, earlier seen in an Instagram post.
|- id="937452129932992512" style="background:#F9F9F9"
|width="200px" colspan=2|I say we suggest my ultimate crossover fantasy: Thy Dungeresqueman! Crooked cop rogue-lite textroidvania flask-sim!!
- This Tweet is a reply to @xArc_Knightx, who asked about a petition for Telltale Games to make a second season of Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People.
Fun Facts
| style="position: relative;" |3 Dec 2017
- This Tweet features many portmanteaus:
- "Thy Dungeresqueman" is a portmanteau of Thy Dungeonman and Dangeresque.
- "Rogue-lite" is a portmanteau of roguelike and lite.
- Roguelike is a subgenre of role-playing video games, characterized by a dungeon crawl through procedurally generated game levels, turn-based gameplay, tile-based graphics, and permanent death of the player-character.
- "Textroidvania" is a portmanteau of text and Metroidvania, which itself is a portmanteau of Metroid and Castlevania.
- Metroidvania is a subgenre of action-adventure games, using game design and mechanics that are similar to Metroid and Castlevania.
- "Flask-sim" is a portmanteau of flask and sim (abbreviation for simulator).
- Dangeresque did get a crossover that same month, although it was with Cheat Commandos in Decemberween Dangeresque.
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|width="200px" colspan=2|Punchesintheface only!
- This Tweet is a reply to @iyeru, who asked if he could donate to the Goathfuss fundraiser in kicks to the butt.
Fun Facts
| style="position: relative;" |30 Nov 2017
- Strong Bad refers to his prank call in Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0.
|- id="936357692024721408" style="background:#F9F9F9"
|width="200px" colspan=2|That's a good instinct, man! But it's to raise money to buy goats!! Can't nobody say Strong Bad don't love goats! They're inherently evil! Those sidewise eyes!| style="position: relative;" |30 Nov 2017
- This Tweet is a reply to @letshearitclown, who thought that Strong Bad's promotion of the Goathfuss fundraiser was out-of-character.
|- id="936356717448835074" style="background:#F9F9F9"
|width="200px" colspan=2|But I drink my yogurt from a tube!!
- This Tweet is a reply to @Storied_Hope, who replied to @letshearitclown's comment that Strong Bad's promotion of the Goathfuss fundraiser was out-of-character, saying that Strong Bad was losing his edge.
Fun Facts
| style="position: relative;" |30 Nov 2017
- Strong Bad quotes his own line from looking old.
|- id="936350067056893952" style="background:#F9F9F9"
|width="200px" colspan=2|This is a fantastic use of both time and effort!| style="position: relative;" |30 Nov 2017
- This Tweet is a reply to @Mcadical, who shared distorted edited screenshots from too cool and long pants that he said looked like Strong Bad and Homestar's "long lost Lovecraftian cousins".
|- id="936349767545884672" style="background:#F9F9F9"
|width="200px" colspan=2|There's still hope! I have a box of Kick The Cheat larynxes! instagram.com/p/BYO0e6kjNm9/
- This Tweet is a reply to @RUFauxRlz, who said they have a Kick The Cheat whose voice doesn't work anymore.
Fun Facts
| style="position: relative;" |30 Nov 2017
- Strong Bad links to his own Instagram video, "Fun with Kick the Cheat voiceboxes!"
|- id="936348901522788353" style="background:#F9F9F9"
|width="200px" colspan=2|Oh my style! I now know my new mission in life! To create an inflatable lawn Trogdor you can keep up year round! Who wants to to give-a four dollar-a to my Kickcheater campaign?!
- This Tweet is a reply to @brycec1701, who shared a photo of a giant inflatable Christmas dragon at a store.
Fun Facts
| style="position: relative;" |30 Nov 2017
- Strong Bad says "oh my style".
- Strong Bad's manner of speaking "give-a four dollar-a" is similar to the one in Fan Costumes 2016 during his fake podcasts. Specifically, the lines "Last month, I made-a four dollars" and "Next month, I hope-a to make it a five-a dollabra".
- "Kickcheater" originated in sbemail206, and is a reference to kicking The Cheat.
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|You guys are donating machines! We're almost to the $5000 mark already! Remember, every 10 bucks you donate to @PatrickRothfuss charity, Worldbuilders, gets you another chance to win Homestar crap! Keep it up! classy.org/fundraiser/1216597
Fun Facts
- The image shows:
- strongbad_email.exe Disc Six
- The original Biz Cas Fri 3 script
- Discontinued stickers, patches, and bumper stickers from the Yahoo Store
- Discarded drawings from kids' book
- The original drawing from the teaser trailer for Strong Bad Classics!
- Limozeen T-shirt
- A "client ext list"
- The script reads:
- bizcasfri1
{All of Strong Bad's lines are circled, except for the hand-written one.}
{obscured}cas fri
{obscured}is at computer
{obscured}b: i'm almost done with these 3rd quarter projection analysis spreadsheets and
still no sign of...hs(pops up): my dog!
sb: uuggh. i am not your dog!
hs: rondleman you crack me up. crack. me. up. that's why you're my d-o-g-e.
sb: doge? what're you talking about? i'm strong bad. rondleman works in regional
shipping management resources.hs: ha ha! oh, that's rich. good one one rondleman, i mean good one my dog. hey,
going to beach themedrestaurant tonight? tonight's ladies' night: music, dancing, they got fake palm
trees. can i catch a ride? cool.{handwritten on the left side of the text, with a line pointing between "trees." and "can i catch a ride?"}
SB:
YEAH.
NOT
GOING.pick me up at 6. oh and bring plenty of cash...i'm gonna get at least 4 or 5
appetizerssb: just get outta {obscured}and let me finish these spreadsheets.
hs: oh, you're no{obscured}inished mine weeks ago. lemme give you a hand
there...(homestar sma{obscured}rd and the flagrant error comes up)
sb: oh grea{obscured}
hs: hey {obscured}it's my dog too! anyway, i'll
sb s{obscured}
let you{obscured}
see{obscured}
- The kids' book drawing reads:
Some people have curly hair.
Hillaryhas curly hair.
is being eaten by some kind of
gross worm.
- The client ext list reads:
| style="position: relative;" |30 Nov 2017
- CLIENT EXT LIST
Broadermaker (acct) - ext 3310
Pulldonk (rcvbles) - ext 2219
Staverchoff (IT) - ext 5567
Troucghtman (tech) - ext 2390
Mancuso (support) - ext 5408
L.Williams (d.man) - ext 302
Ron Trouble (VP) - ext 2218
Semigloss (service) - ext 5675
DiPennitennitari (??) - ext 1{obscured}
Client Dan (deceased) - {obscured}
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Want a chance to win one of the last remaining Kick the Cheats? Or the original Cornucopicron drawing from Skills of an Artist? DONATE to @PatrickRothfuss's charity and win nerdy stuff while buying herdy goats for peeps around the globe! classy.org/fundraiser/1216597 #RaiseTheGoathfuss
Fun Facts
| style="position: relative;" |29 Nov 2017
- Strong Bad refers to Kick The Cheat and the drawing from Cornucopia.
|- id="935937557312999424" style="background:#F9F9F9"
|width="200px" colspan=2|Press B during character selection for alt costume!| style="position: relative;" |29 Nov 2017
- This Tweet is a reply to @JedKronfeld, who claimed that Strong Bad's hacker outfit was the alternate Strong Bad skin in Street Fighter.
|- id="935937309245140993" style="background:#F9F9F9"
|width="200px" colspan=2|The red was def triggering some severe rage reactions. Lotta punched Compaq CRT screens as a result.
- This Tweet is a reply to @pullahoko, who commented that the blue gloves in Strong Bad's outfit must have a soothing effect on inmates.
Fun Facts
| style="position: relative;" |29 Nov 2017
- Compaq was a computer company that was eventually acquired by Hewlett-Packard.
- CRT stands for cathode ray tube, a vacuum tube used to display images, mostly used in old technology.
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|
So, @rob_t_firefly sent me this stock photo hacker pic and he's totally wearing the same outfit I wear on Sbemail Inmate Outreach Night! 'Cept I secure my Lappier with a squash blossom vine 'stead of a chain.| style="position: relative;" |29 Nov 2017
|- id="935320728022511617" style="background:#F9F9F9"
|width="200px" colspan=2|It varies. The Cheat's base is like an inch and brother Graw Mad's is prolly 2.5? instagram.com/p/BYWip7DjD67/
- This Tweet is a reply to @Oniwah, who asked what size the bases of the Homestar Runner figurines were.
Fun Facts
| style="position: relative;" |27 Nov 2017
- Strong Bad's link is to his own Instagram post of "Strong Mad vs. Wind-Up Drinks".
- Strong Mad is again referred to as Graw Mad.
|- id="935277991604736007" style="background:#F9F9F9"
|width="200px" colspan=2|Naw you should be grood. Take your time. Make life last. Lurk longer. Creep closer. Staunch stranger... what were we talkin' about again?
- This Tweet is a reply to @Righ_Bread, who asked if items in the Decemberween Gifts collection were at risk of selling out.
Fun Facts
| style="position: relative;" |27 Nov 2017
- "Grood" is a portmanteau of great and good from Teen Girl Squad Issue 4.
|- id="935277549462130688" style="background:#F9F9F9"
|width="200px" colspan=2|Hot Jones is approved. Hot Pooey, on the other hand, voids ALL the warranties. Ever.
- This Tweet is a reply to @MercMaistro, who asked if drinking Hot Jones from his "mug full of figurines" would void the warranty.
Fun Facts
| style="position: relative;" |27 Nov 2017
- Hot Pooey is a drink by the makers of Hot Jones, introduced in A Decemberween Mackerel.
|- id="935236690586857473" style="background:#F9F9F9"
|width="200px" colspan=2|Looks like a white poop emoji. You know, like from the 70's when dog poop turned white sometimes. I blame Gaines Burgers.
- This Tweet is a reply to @BBAlpert, who asked what hat Mario would get if one used the Strong Sad Amiibo with Super Mario Odyssey.
Fun Facts
| style="position: relative;" |27 Nov 2017
- Gaines-Burgers is a brand of dog food.
|- id="935235414918615041" |width="200px" align=center|
|Obligatory Cyber Monday Crap! Give someone you love a mug full of figurines this Decemberween apparently! https://homestore-runner.myshopify.com/collections/de ...
Fun Facts
| style="position: relative;" |27 Nov 2017
- This Tweet announces the Store's Decemberween Gifts collection.
|- id="934184687953698822" style="background:#F9F9F9"
|width="200px" colspan=2|I 'twasn't at Nameless Yogurt Country Club this year. The annual fees got too high and the quality of the breakfast buffet fell off a cliff.
- This Tweet is a reply to @AgentScarlettO, who asked Strong Bad if he was at NYCC this year.
Fun Facts
| style="position: relative;" |24 Nov 2017
- NYCC stands for New York Comic Con.
|- id="934131696810766336" style="background:#F9F9F9"
|width="200px" colspan=2|You missed it! It was all over by 12:05am! They had to spray that immobilizing riot foam at them! It looks like a giant bargain hunter-filled ambrosia salad!
- This Tweet is a reply to @ProtagonJones, who asked if the tear gas and riot police of Bubs Friday had started yet (referring to Toikey TV).
Fun Facts
| style="position: relative;" |24 Nov 2017
- Ambrosia salad was mentioned in Let us give TANKS!, another Thanksgiving toon.
|- id="933882539135119360" style="background:#F9F9F9"
|width="200px" colspan=2|They were delicious! Boiled, cracked, and dipped in lemon butter! The human arm OTOH was WAY too gamey.| style="position: relative;" |23 Nov 2017
- This Tweet is a reply to @VeritasUnae, who asked what happened to the crab claws on the live-action Cornucopicron.
|- id="933786025889017859" style="background:#F9F9F9"
|width="200px" colspan=2|Oh plounch! I can't wait for the Trogdor-Sweet Cuppin' Cakes-Limozeen: But They're in Space-Caleb Rentpayer shared cinematic universe!
- This Tweet is a reply to @YTMonkey_Puyo, who claimed that Cornucopicron would be in the "next Trogdor movie".
| style="position: relative;" |23 Nov 2017
- Trogdor, Sweet Cuppin' Cakes, Limozeen: "but they're in space!", and Caleb Rentpayer are mentioned.
- A shared universe is a set of creative works in which more than one artist independently contributes a work that can stand alone, but fits into the joint development of the overall project.
|- id="933777391297728512" style="background:#F9F9F9"
|width="200px" colspan=2|I dunno who @homestarrunner is. Not me. Not official.| style="position: relative;" |23 Nov 2017
- This Tweet is a reply to @Crowther223, who apparently asked @homestarrunner if he could make him an iMessage sticker pack and received no response.
|- id="933771635819245568" |width="200px" align=center|
|Happy T from the hideous maw of Cornucopicron! May he devour all your holiday tablescapes and centerpieces!
Fun Facts
| style="position: relative;" |23 Nov 2017
- Cornucopicron is the monster from the previous Skills of an Artist, Cornucopia.
- Happy T! is a Thanksgiving-themed secret page on homestarrunner.com.
|- id="932767967212916737" style="background:#F9F9F9"
|width="200px" colspan=2|I'm woikin on it! Soon all will be applauded and uploaded! You must remain pants-patient!
- This Tweet is a reply to @tux_and_friends, who asked when the email anything would be uploaded to YouTube.
Fun Facts
| style="position: relative;" |20 Nov 2017
- This is an appearance of "er" pronounced as "oi".
- "Applauded and uploaded" is a rhymed phrase.
- This is another mention of pants.
|- id="932766918049779713" style="background:#F9F9F9"
|width="200px" colspan=2|SBCG4AP is like a child I helped raise that has now gone to college. I see it on holidays and at funerals but have no control over its life.
- This Tweet is a reply to @AverySune, who asked if Strong Bad was in contact with Telltale Games and could convince them to do a Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People season two, or to update the first season for compatibility with newer systems.
Fun Facts
| style="position: relative;" |20 Nov 2017
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|It's a match pre-made in Strong Badia!| style="position: relative;" |18 Nov 2017
- This Tweet is a reply to @the_pico_cafe, who reacted positively to Strong Bad's proposal in the previous Tweet.
|- id="932110771479293952"
|width="200px" colspan=2|I should get this person to help me work on VirtualPizz.biz 2.0!! VoxtualPizz?
- This Tweet links to a post by @the_pico_cafe of a scene in the Basement of the Brothers Strong rendered in voxels.
Fun Facts
| style="position: relative;" |18 Nov 2017
- VirtualPizz.biz is The Pizz's website from pizza joint.
|- id="930963242058506240" style="background:#F9F9F9" |width="200px" align=center|
|I think it's time we all accept that Strong Bad is, simply put, all up ins the world around you.
- This Tweet is a reply to @Timogorgon, who pointed out that the onion faces posted by @FacesPics are actually Strong Bad faces.
Fun Facts
| style="position: relative;" |15 Nov 2017
- The image refers to two past Tweets in which Strong Bad has given voices to Strong Bad-like inanimate objects: the "Strong (carry-on) Bag" and the ultrasound Strong Bad baby.
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|You guys are the greatest fans ever! Now watch while I make fun of your awesome costumes!
yt: youtu.be/rD9xymMKtug
flash: homestarrunner.com/fanstumes17.html
Fun Facts
| style="position: relative;" |15 Nov 2017
- This tweet announces Fan Costumes 2017.
|- id="930584732362072064" style="background:#F9F9F9"
|width="200px" colspan=2|I was just talkin' about "the new shirt" design on the t-shirt. But I s'pose I could be swayed to include baboon-arms Cardgage too.| style="position: relative;" |14 Nov 2017
- This Tweet is a reply to @Kreagar, who wondered if the potential new T-shirt would include the entire drawing with Senor Cardgage or just the "the new shirt" design.
|- id="930460092528459776" |width="200px" align=center|
|Holy style, you guys! Look at this amazing old t-shirt design I made whilst drawing some Cardgage doodles! If this hits, let's say... 5,000 retweets, I'll offer it in the Homestore! The New Shirt!
Fun Facts
| style="position: relative;" |14 Nov 2017
- Faint writing is visible on the back of the pictured paper. Most visible is the text "compton, MO". There is also large printed text, indicating that the paper may have been placed over a newspaper or magazine.
|- id="929868698839584768" style="background:#F9F9F9"
|width="200px" colspan=2|That's some serious sassin' back/givin' a time! Nice work, kids!
- This Tweet is a reply to @armstrong_jaime, who shared their children's drawings of Character 1 and Character 2 from Cartoon Characters.
Fun Facts
| style="position: relative;" |12 Nov 2017
- "Sassin' back" and "givin' a time" are what Characters 1 and 2 did in Cartoon Characters.
|- id="928377994967703553"
|width="200px" colspan=2|Check out these guys' Limozeen cover! They get all twangly on it like those guitars with the weird hubcap on em, know'mtalkinbout?| style="position: relative;" |8 Nov 2017
- This Tweet links to @DustinKatz's post promoting his and his friend's Limozeen cover song.
|- id="928350150988324864"
|width="200px" align=center| |Let's put the 'um..na' back in 'autumnal' with a new Skills of an Artist! I make drawing TUM(nal)!
Video Transcript
- See Cornucopia
Fun Facts
| style="position: relative;" |8 Nov 2017
- This Tweet was pinned on the day it was posted.
- Unlike other Skills of an Artists, the Tweet text contains the variant of "I make drawing fun", rather than the video, in which no such line was spoken.
|- id="926820491096154112" style="background:#F9F9F9"
|width="200px" colspan=2|Strong Bad does not respect or condone the actions of Brainkrieg despite them being characters in a comic he made up. Sharpdene OTOH...
- This Tweet is a reply to @WackoMcGoose, a mailman who apparently does not appreciate rotten pumpkins being shoved in mailboxes.
Fun Facts
| style="position: relative;" |4 Nov 2017
- "Respect and condone" was spoken by Sharpdene in Later That Night....
|- id="926646035459526657" style="background:#F9F9F9"
|width="200px" colspan=2|Oh yes most definitely, doctor.
- This Tweet is a reply to @Sam_J_Hodge, who asked if Brainkrieg could come to the next Homestar Runner 20th Anniversary Show.
Fun Facts
| style="position: relative;" |3 Nov 2017
- Strong Bad's response echoes Homestar's line in Hremail 62.
|- id="926645440392638464" style="background:#F9F9F9"
|width="200px" colspan=2|'Santaman' is ok but looks like a made for TV holiday special. When little Jimbly falls in a vat of candy cane magic he becomes... Santaman!
- This Tweet is a reply to @GaryHornseth, who was relieved that Strong Bad put to rest the question of why "Santam'n" was used.
Fun Facts
| style="position: relative;" |3 Nov 2017
- It was later spelled "Santaman" in that year's Decemberween toon.
|- id="926560495448084481" style="background:#F9F9F9"
|width="200px" colspan=2|There are Christmas lights and Christmas trees and Santam'ns. But the holiday itself is Decemberween.
- This Tweet is a reply to @PeacockRoi, who asked why Christmas lights were mentioned in Decomposing Pumpkins if Decemberween is the holiday celebrated in Free Country, USA.
Fun Facts
| style="position: relative;" |3 Nov 2017
- Christmas has been referenced numerous other times.
- Santaman is a nickname for Santa Claus, originating in 3 Times Halloween Funjob and Homestar and the Nice Present.
|- id="926560139737468929" style="background:#F9F9F9"
|width="200px" colspan=2|Oh don't worry, I got you aaaall downloaded already. Just wait. In a week or so I will unleash my costume critique hallowrath uponst you!
- This Tweet is a reply to @godofodd, who was unsure of where to post their fan costume photo.
Fun Facts
| style="position: relative;" |3 Nov 2017
- "Hallowrath" is a portmanteau of Halloween and wrath.
- The toon was actually released twelve days later.
|- id="926552261223960576" style="background:#F9F9F9"
|width="200px" colspan=2|Download link for those who want to crank this in their mom's Taurus wagon! homestarrunner.com/songs/Brainkrieg_DecomposingPumpkins.mp3
- This Tweet is a reply to his previous Tweet.
Fun Facts
| style="position: relative;" |3 Nov 2017
- "Mom's Taurus wagon" was mentioned in Decomposing Pumpkins.
|- id="926542123968729088"
|width="200px" align=center| |It's that moldy, groldy pumpkin time of year again so enjoy this classic Brainkrieg track everybody!
Video Transcript
| style="position: relative;" |3 Nov 2017
|- id="926111036708618240" style="background:#F9F9F9"
|width="200px" colspan=2|Oh sweet dog, once you get me in the recording booth there's no tellin' WHAT I'll say!! I'll tear a script up and rewrite on the spot!
- This Tweet is a reply to @Jarfulous, who asked whether any Homestar Runner material was improvised or if all of it was pre-written.
Fun Facts
| style="position: relative;" |2 Nov 2017
- Strong Bad refers to the person he replied to as his "sweet dog", which Homestar called Pom Pom in Strongest Man in the World Contest.
|- id="925166903185891328" |width="200px" align=center|
|Cram into the BoOoth everybody! It's this year's Halloween Toon!
YT: youtu.be/MMr8zKbGvzI
Flash: www.homestarrunner.com/ween17.html
Fun Facts
| style="position: relative;" |30 Oct 2017
- This Tweet announces the 2017 Halloween toon, Haunted Photo Booth.
- The titular photo booth's label reads "BoOoth", which Strong Bad quotes here.
|- id="924061761204080640" style="background:#F9F9F9"
|width="200px" colspan=2|Of course you can! You can send me unused 'stumes from '08 if'n you want!| style="position: relative;" |27 Oct 2017
- This Tweet is a reply to @thomaspercyfan, who asked if they could send in unused entries from previous years for the Fan Costumes.
|- id="923937188835979264" style="background:#F9F9F9"
|width="200px" colspan=2|Hey, I did it the last two years and I'm doin it this year! Yearly!| style="position: relative;" |27 Oct 2017
- This Tweet is a reply to @SuperGraffiti, who teased Strong Bad for his use of the word "yearly" in his previous Tweet.
|- id="923927097911005185"
|width="200px" align=center| |Don't forget to tweet me your great/terrible costumes so I can put em in my yearly slideshow and make fun of how messy your houses are!
Video Transcript
| style="position: relative;" |27 Oct 2017
|- id="923731124639207426" style="background:#F9F9F9"
|width="200px" colspan=2|Hmm, I can manage a Happy Freakin Birthdad!! How's that?| style="position: relative;" |26 Oct 2017
- This Tweet is a reply to @xpapakyle, who asked if Strong Bad could wish their dad a happy birthday.
|- id="923712008993886208"
|width="200px" colspan=2|What's that Character 12? You left your gumption in the font suitcase? That, my mild man, is the definition of far out.... that's right.
- This Tweet links to a Tweet from @jamesalfredf, who posted a version of the Faceless Megacorp logo from Characters from Yonder Website edited to look like Homsar.
Fun Facts
| style="position: relative;" |26 Oct 2017
- Strong Bad uses his Smarty Juice narration, including the phrase "far out", both originating in Cartoon Characters. "Gumption" and "that's right" were frequently used in Characters from Yonder Website, in which he used the same voice.
|- id="923205547947626498"
|width="200px" align=center| |Learn to invert 70's mom hair and draw The Cursed Legume in this week's terrifying Skills of an Artist!
Video Transcript
- See Large Bean
Fun Facts
| style="position: relative;" |25 Oct 2017
- This Tweet was pinned on the day it was posted.
- Large Bean was referred to as "the cursed legume" by the narrator in The House That Gave Sucky Tricks.
|- id="923048411846402048" style="background:#F9F9F9"
|width="200px" colspan=2|I've always dreamed that Homestar's weird shirtbody would decide to strangle him one day.| style="position: relative;" |24 Oct 2017
- This Tweet is a reply to @AzokoLoko, who posted a fanart of Homestar Runner appearing to be suffocated by his shirt.
|- id="923035538399158272" style="background:#F9F9F9" |width="200px" align=center|
|The internet is full of Wade Boggs?!
- This Tweet is a reply to @NickBrickBuilds, who was confused as to the pronunciation of "wadbags" from a previous Tweet.
Fun Facts
| style="position: relative;" |24 Oct 2017
- Wade Boggs is a professional baseball player who has played against the Atlanta Braves.
|- id="922980860005142528" style="background:#F9F9F9"
|width="200px" colspan=2|Cordless 'Lectric Boots?! But how did they fit the cooling fan and heat sink and carburetor in those wonders of science?| style="position: relative;" |24 Oct 2017
- This Tweet is a reply to @Gmightyguin's retweet of @mattroeser, who posted a picture of a pair of boots with electric lights, similar to the 'Lectric Boots from extra plug.
|- id="922979704373743616" style="background:#F9F9F9"
|width="200px" colspan=2|It's okay. Creators change. Fans change. Perspectives change. But the internet will always be full of wadbags.| style="position: relative;" |24 Oct 2017
- This Tweet is a reply to @EscapePOD87's retweet of @andymoney69, who was surprised that Penny Arcade still exists, as "even the strongbad guy had enough sense to stop doing it".
|- id="921778420123688961" style="background:#F9F9F9"
|width="200px" colspan=2|They're due whenever you dress up terribly as one of us and take a photo! I usually put up my slideshow a week or two after proper Ween.| style="position: relative;" |21 Oct 2017
- This Tweet is a reply to @jediguykaleb, who asked when costume submissions were due for Fan Costumes 2017.
|- id="921773129164259329"
|width="200px" colspan=2|Hey @englishhistpod when in history did 'burnination' get shortened to 'burn' or 'burning'? And who's responsible? Normans? Saxons? Zaxxon?!
Fun Facts
| style="position: relative;" |21 Oct 2017
|- id="921767472402960386" style="background:#F9F9F9"
|width="200px" colspan=2|It's like the ending of Mario 2 cept way cooler! Snoozy SB dreams of beefed-up, abbed-up Cheat kickins!
- This Tweet is a reply to the same fanart post by @guavajagular linked to in his previous Tweet.
Fun Facts
| style="position: relative;" |Date
- Strong Bad refers to Nintendo's Super Mario Bros. 2, which ended with Mario waking up, implying that the game was a dream.
|- id="921766691515830272"
|width="200px" colspan=2|This is some of the best Tobering of Inks I've seen all month!| style="position: relative;" |21 Oct 2017
- This Tweet links to an Inktober fanart by @guavajagular of Strong Bad dreaming about his muscular, abbed-up self kicking The Cheat.
|- id="921553365888307200" style="background:#F9F9F9" |width="200px" align=center|
|That's just Sickly Sam at the dentist, man!
- This Tweet is a reply to @AisforInterval, who posted a photo of a vaguely Strong Sad-like (or Sickly Sam-like) ghost head with a snake in its mouth, asking if it was "Strong Sad with a new part time job".
Fun Facts
| style="position: relative;" |20 Oct 2017
- Strong Bad's picture is a screenshot from That A Ghost.
|- id="921510418304176129" style="background:#F9F9F9"
|width="200px" colspan=2|I love it! It's like I'm creepin at you through a murkmist!| style="position: relative;" |20 Oct 2017
- This Tweet is a reply to @DrAngelMachine, who posted a blurry photo of a candlelit Strong Bad pumpkin.
|- id="921153925511831552" style="background:#F9F9F9"
|width="200px" colspan=2|Naw, just me rambling too much about northwise meeps. Ya gotta cut to the chase with meeps...| style="position: relative;" |19 Oct 2017
- This Tweet is a reply to @MagentaWig, who pointed out Strong Bad's "suspicious edit" in the middle of the latest Skills of an Artist video.
|- id="920739910709055489" style="background:#F9F9F9"
|width="200px" colspan=2|Oh man! My Blue Diamond Phillips looks so shiny and valuable up there on my forehead! Nice woik, joik!
- This Tweet is a reply to @GregzillaGT, who posted a black-and-white fanart drawing of Strong Bad.
Fun Facts
| style="position: relative;" |18 Oct 2017
- Lou Diamond Phillips is an actor and director.
- This is an appearance of "er" pronounced as "oi".
|- id="920719709405839361"
|width="200px" align=center| |Let's all practice our northwise meeps on some tennis shorts with this week's Skills of an Artist!
Video Transcript
- See Tennis Shorts
Fun Facts
| style="position: relative;" |18 Oct 2017
- This Tweet was pinned on the day it was posted.
|- id="919664700966756353" style="background:#F9F9F9" |width="200px" align=center|
|The real parenting win is what appears to be either Giant Chunks of French Toast Cereal or possibly carnitas in sweetened condensed milk!| style="position: relative;" |15 Oct 2017
- This Tweet is a reply to @johnvvells, who posted a photo of a child holding up a drawing of "TRAGDOR THE BURNuNATOR" and a burninated peasant and thatched-roof cottage. The food item Strong Bad refers to is on the table at the bottom of the photo.
|- id="918621392085639168"
|width="200px" colspan=2|Here's a YouTubrious link to yesterday's LiveSkills. Now in non-neck-straining landscape orientation!| style="position: relative;" |12 Oct 2017
- This Tweet links to the YouTube version of Skills of an Artist LIVE!!.
|- id="918316062462169088" style="background:#F9F9F9"
|width="200px" colspan=2|That's The Homeschool Winner. He was just like Homestar cept smart and whiny and wimpy-- Oh wait, he was EXACTLY like Homestar cept smart.
- This Tweet is a reply to @Neme303, who asked about the character in the Dancin' Bubs game who looked like Homestar Runner, but wasn't Homestar or Homsar, along with a picture of a fan-made trading card.
Fun Facts
| style="position: relative;" |11 Oct 2017
- Homeschool Winner was a character who was abandoned after his appearance in Dancin' Bubs (although cryptic references to him have been made since, such as his silhouetted appearance in A Decemberween Mackerel).
|- id="918206192404586496" style="background:#F9F9F9"
|width="200px" colspan=2|This gives me hope for the litigators of the future! Balance verification!!| style="position: relative;" |11 Oct 2017
- This Tweet is a reply to @GothSouljaBoy, who posted a photo of the Litigation Jackson poster (from rampage) that he has at his desk at a law firm.
|- id="918193338997772288" style="background:#F9F9F9"
|width="200px" colspan=2|Thanks for testing and tasting the waters with me! I'll learn how to get the thang ding to stay in landscape and we'll do this again soon!
- This Tweet is a reply to his previous Tweet, following up his livestreamed Skills of an Artist.
Fun Facts
| style="position: relative;" |11 Oct 2017
- The spoonerism "thang ding" originated in too cool.
|- id="918189504829247488"
|width="200px" align=center| |Skills of an Artist LIVE! Now!
Video Transcript
Fun Facts
| style="position: relative;" |11 Oct 2017
- This Tweet was pinned on the day it was posted.
|- id="918179405318455296" style="background:#F9F9F9"
|width="200px" colspan=2|
- This Tweet is a reply to @ReshofNowhere, who asked where they would find Strong Bad's upcoming livestream.
Fun Facts
| style="position: relative;" |11 Oct 2017
- tweetmouth.gov is not an actual website; domains with the .gov extension can only be created with permission from the U.S. government.
|- id="918178123300196353" style="background:#F9F9F9"
|width="200px" colspan=2|(i just do it right here on tweetmouth!)| style="position: relative;" |11 Oct 2017
- This Tweet is a reply to @family_jules, who requested the link to his upcoming livestream.
|- id="918182171818496002" style="background:#F9F9F9"
|width="200px" colspan=2|Oh, by the dubs, It'll be right here on tweetmouth central!| style="position: relative;" |11 Oct 2017
- This Tweet is a reply to his previous Tweet announcing a live Skills of an Artist.
|- id="918174554283040768"
|width="200px" colspan=2|Who wants to witness the trainwreck of a LIVE Skills of an Artist in about an hour (3pm EST)? Tune in and skill out!
Fun Facts
| style="position: relative;" |11 Oct 2017
- Skills of an Artist LIVE!! was streamed after this Tweet.
|- id="917605068979007490" style="background:#F9F9F9"
|width="200px" colspan=2|Teacher of the year!! TOTY! TOTY! I hear the inordinately long walk is also great for fine motor, mindfulness, and peepants control!
- This Tweet is a reply to @arandomgamer02, who had their preschool and kindergarten music classes "bend at the knees" in honor of Characters from Yonder Website.
Fun Facts
| style="position: relative;" |9 Oct 2017
- "Inordinately long walk" was also from Characters from Yonder Website.
- Strong Bad says the inordinately long walk is good for peepants control.
|- id="917521819741184000"
|width="200px" colspan=2|Adorbz Alert! I wanna squish us all!! (cept for Creepo Depot Bubs, dunno where he's slinkin off to)
- This Tweet links to another fanart post by @Kosan_Takeuchi, this time of the entire main cast minus Homsar.
Fun Facts
| style="position: relative;" |9 Oct 2017
- The "Creepo Depot" was one of the places the Porridge Maiden visited (because of Strong Bad's editing) in Strong Bad Classics!.
|- id="917050233640628224" style="background:#F9F9F9"
|width="200px" colspan=2|Although it IS now normal for people to put on costumes at any time for no reason whatsoever, I usually wait 'til after Halloween for this.| style="position: relative;" |8 Oct 2017
- This Tweet is a reply to @fellas_only, who asked if Strong Bad was going to do a Fan Costumes 2017 soon.
|- id="916854978848927744"
|width="200px" colspan=2|This is some military-grade friend's momming right here! Do you know how often I dream of having my own undead head of Cardgage?!| style="position: relative;" |7 Oct 2017
- This Tweet links to a post by @Gen1sBetter, whose friend's mom made him a realistic-looking Senor Cardgage mask for Halloween.
|- id="916720501699072000" style="background:#F9F9F9"
|width="200px" colspan=2|that picture is of my burner-nator phone. everybody needs a 'nator to handle all their shady dealings.
- This Tweet is a reply to @LuNiney and @_eblu, who were debating how Strong Bad could have taken and posted a photo of his Compy phone.
Fun Facts
| style="position: relative;" |7 Oct 2017
- Burner is an application that allows users to create temporary, anonymous, disposable phone numbers. For this reason, it is commonly used for drug deals, hence the mention of "shady dealings".
- "Burner-nator" is a portmanteau of Burner and burninator.
|- id="916697484155670529" style="background:#F9F9F9"
|width="200px" colspan=2|The whole fambly would always gather 'round to listen to Roosevelt's fireside Cheats.
- This Tweet is a reply to @DanaTerrace, who posted a photo of a Kick The Cheat doll near her fireplace.
Fun Facts
| style="position: relative;" |7 Oct 2017
- This is a play on 32nd president Franklin D. Roosevelt's fireside chats.
- Senor Cardgage previously said "fambly" in Senorial Day.
|- id="916493805699895296" |width="200px" align=center|
|Thanks for the suggestion, @ProtagonJones! Here's this year's Mojiween Squint-ouette costumes!
- This Tweet, while not technically a reply, refers to @ProtagonJones's suggestion in an earlier Tweet that Strong Bad should have done the Halloween teaser in squintmoji style.
Fun Facts
| style="position: relative;" |6 Oct 2017
- This Tweet features two portmanteaus, "Mojiween" (moji and Halloween) and "Squint-ouette" (squint and silhouette)
|- id="916473236099133441" style="background:#F9F9F9"
|width="200px" colspan=2|You made him cute!! How did you make him cute?! I've never NOT gotten the jibblies from an image of the Poopsmith before!
- This Tweet is a reply to @Kosan_Takeuchi, who posted yet another piece of fanart, this time of the Poopsmith.
Fun Facts
| style="position: relative;" |6 Oct 2017
- Strong Bad mentions the jibblies.
|- id="916463543679180800" style="background:#F9F9F9" |width="200px" align=center|
|Don't be fooled. I only tweet from this bad boy.
- This Tweet is a reply to @LuNiney, whose "fantasies [were] crushed" when they saw the text "Twitter for iPhone" at the bottom of Strong Bad's latest Tweet.
Fun Facts
| style="position: relative;" |6 Oct 2017
- The image depicts the Compy iPhone Case from the Store.
|- id="916411720251342853" |width="200px" align=center|
|Get to speck-a-latin'! Halloween costume silhouettes are all up on! flash only: http://www.homestarrunner.com/ween17_teaser.html
Fun Facts
| style="position: relative;" |6 Oct 2017
- This Tweet announces the 2017 Halloween teaser, Haunted Photo Booth Teaser.
|- id="916124616200019968" style="background:#F9F9F9" |width="200px" align=center|
|Okay, but also I already made one a mills bills years ago. Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque, yo! http://homestarrunner.com/dangeresque.html
- This Tweet is a reply to @lightmanx5, who requested that Strong Bad make an adventure game like the one linked in his Tweet.
Fun Facts
| style="position: relative;" |5 Oct 2017
- Strong Bad mentions and links to Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque.
- "A mills bills" is a reference to Homestar's line in a cutscene in Kid Speedy.
- In the GIF, Dangeresque gets a tape out of a trash can. He was searching for a tape in "Dangeresque 2: This time, it's not Dangeresque 1" from stunt double.
|- id="915999150075920384" style="background:#F9F9F9"
|width="200px" colspan=2|I didn't see no video but all the sudden everybody started asking me about those chumps so I had to weigh in.| style="position: relative;" |5 Oct 2017
- This Tweet is a reply to @TalesUnsung, who replied to Strong Bad's Tag Team Wrestling Tweet, saying he was waiting for his reply to the Angry Video Game Nerd episode.
|- id="915997616307089408" style="background:#F9F9F9"
|width="200px" colspan=2|I don't what an avgn is but peoples keep buggin me bou dis.| style="position: relative;" |5 Oct 2017
- This Tweet is a reply to @YellowDogTweets, who linked to Strong Bad's previous Tweet and thought that Strong Bad watched the new AVGN (Angry Video Game Nerd) episode.
|- id="915996127660433409" |width="200px" align=center|
|This is all I will say on the subject:
Fun Facts
| style="position: relative;" |5 Oct 2017
- This Tweet and accompanying GIF hark back to the origin of Strong Bad's name: the name of one of the teams in the 1986 Nintendo game Tag-Team Wrestling. Angry Video Game Nerd had released an episode on Tag-Team Wrestling the previous day, which seems to have prompted numerous fans to ask Strong Bad his opinion.
|- id="915930601148076032" style="background:#F9F9F9"
|width="200px" colspan=2|Fresh, hot, cold! Side effects include wine, women, and hyperglycemia.
- This Tweet is a reply to @OmegaPlatinum, who posted a photo of various Halloween-themed doughnut flavors in a doughnut shop— including Witch's Brew-Berry.
Fun Facts
| style="position: relative;" |5 Oct 2017
- Strong Bad makes a reference to Homestar Runner's line in Halloween Fairstival.
|- id="915930117163151360" style="background:#F9F9F9"
|width="200px" colspan=2|Oh man! The FunMachine Crapvantage! I loved that thing. I played through ALL of Duck Guardian 2 on slow-mo! Took 3 months!
- This Tweet is a reply to @levisamjuno, who posted a drawing of a game controller that they "accidentally" drew while trying to follow along with Strong Bad's instructions in the latest Skills of an Artist.
Fun Facts
| style="position: relative;" |5 Oct 2017
- The FunMachine and Duck Guardian 2 are mentioned.
|- id="915744279317934081" style="background:#F9F9F9"
|width="200px" colspan=2|Headin down to the datum center to see what's up. But I'm more concerned with why you're on Videlectrix.com in 2017! Pigs on Head?
- This Tweet is a reply to @SirTapTap, who alerted Strong Bad that the Videlectrix website was down.
Fun Facts
| style="position: relative;" |4 Oct 2017
- Strong Bad refers to the "datum center", from isp.
- Pigs on Head is a playable game on Videlectrix's website.
- This issue was later resolved when all Videlectrix webpages were moved to the homestarrunner.com domain.
|- id="915700452037136385" style="background:#F9F9F9"
|width="200px" colspan=2|I dunno, Pumpkin Bubs is getting dangerously close to paint daubs territory. Sharpie daubs count too, ya know!
- This Tweet is a reply to @AustinRW98, who posted a photo of a marker-drawn "Pumpkin Bubs".
Fun Facts
| style="position: relative;" |4 Oct 2017
- Again, paint daubs is a reference to Punkin Show.
|- id="915699916000907265" style="background:#F9F9F9"
|width="200px" colspan=2|Nice work! #nodaubs4lyfe
- This Tweet is a reply to @krbreitenbach, who posted a photo of eight carved Homestar Runner-themed pumpkins, calling them "the talismans of power".
Fun Facts
| style="position: relative;" |4 Oct 2017
- "No daubs" refers to the "no paint daubs" rule from Punkin Show.
|- id="915405656378761216" style="background:#F9F9F9"
|width="200px" colspan=2|The recipe (cept for the steam and sugar) is locked in a totally-not-a-shoebox vault and kept under 24 hour totally-not-just-Poodonkis guard
- This Tweet is a reply to @MercMaistro, who requested a recipe for Grumblecakes.
Fun Facts
| style="position: relative;" |3 Oct 2017
- "Steam and sugar" are the ingredients Strong Bad mentions in stupid stuff.
|- id="915404226574077952" style="background:#F9F9F9" |width="200px" align=center|
|Deep cut! This is clearly Mario Paint era Strong Bad.| style="position: relative;" |3 Oct 2017
- This Tweet is a reply to @Kosan_Takeuchi, who posted another piece of fanart, this time of a grinning Strong Bad with teeth.
|- id="915397714141212672"
|width="200px" colspan=2|Aww. Lookit how cute The Cheat gets when I don't limit his Grumblecake-intake. Er, his Grumblintake. Chubcheat!
- This Tweet links to a post by @Kosan_Takeuchi featuring fanart of a happy, chubby The Cheat.
Fun Facts
| style="position: relative;" |3 Oct 2017
- "Grumblintake" is a portmanteau of Grumblecake and intake.
|- id="915393874813685760" style="background:#F9F9F9"
|width="200px" colspan=2|I can neither confirm nor deny nor respect nor condone that Mopgene is related to Sharpdene.
- This Tweet is a reply to @deboratlas, who asked if the glasses-wearing mop portraying Foxface in Shopping for Danger was Sharpdene's mild-mannered sister.
Fun Facts
| style="position: relative;" |3 Oct 2017
- "Respect and condone" was spoken by Sharpdene in Later That Night....
|- id="915353182544498689" style="background:#F9F9F9"
|width="200px" colspan=2|want so bad| style="position: relative;" |3 Oct 2017
- This Tweet is a reply to @braverbeast, who suggested a Cuphead game with the Old-Timey characters.
|- id="915283702657273856"
|width="200px" align=center| |Thanks for participating in the Stuff-Strong-Bad-Might/Could-Do Exploratory Poll! Now back to our regularly scheduled Skills of an Artist!
Video Transcript
Fun Facts
| style="position: relative;" |3 Oct 2017
- This Tweet was pinned on the day it was posted.
- The Tweet text contains "Might/Could", a reference to both the might could running gag and the Family Might/Could from too cool.
|- id="915015880874037248" style="background:#F9F9F9"
|width="200px" colspan=2|everything would still be free. the donate peoples would just get bonus crap like puppet video chats and livestreamed sloshy practice.| style="position: relative;" |2 Oct 2017
- This Tweet is a reply to @AndrewRoks1998, who posted a screenshot of HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS! in response to Strong Bad's Patreon idea.
|- id="914945529695612928"
|width="200px" colspan=2|tfw (totally fumbling with) the idea of a Patreon-type deal. What you think?
Poll Options
- (10%) ew, gross
- (44%) ok, I guess
- (46%) yes! let's do it!
Fun Facts
| style="position: relative;" |2 Oct 2017
- Patreon is a website that allows artists to receive funding directly from their fans, and provides ways for artists to build relationships and provide exclusive experiences to their subscribers.
- This would be Strong Bad's final "tfw" Tweet.
|- id="914877834543460360" style="background:#F9F9F9"
|width="200px" colspan=2|tfw (them frothy washings) make you forget you're supposed to be tfw-ing but at least you smell nice.| style="position: relative;" |2 Oct 2017
- This Tweet is a reply to wiki user @PixstarRunner, who took issue with Strong Bad breaking his "tfw streak" with his previous tweet.
|- id="914559335442862082" |width="200px" align=center|
|Scantron vs. The Visor Robot, @xArc_Knightx? I think-a we all know who would win that particular matchup!| style="position: relative;" |1 Oct 2017
|- id="914200808778031104"
|width="200px" align=center| |tfw (the finest work) I ever pinned my name to may have been this infomercial from aught nine.
Video Transcript
The video attached to this tweet is the introduction to the Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits DVD.
| style="position: relative;" |28 Sep 2017
|- id="914198257621962752" style="background:#F9F9F9"
|width="200px" colspan=2|I wouldn't hold my collectorbreath if I were you. At least according to Count Longardeaux's Price Guide for Obscure Internet Cartoon Merch.| style="position: relative;" |30 Sep 2017
- This Tweet is a reply to @TheKingOfRPing, who found their Homestar Runner figurines under their bed, in a box labelled "SELL WHEN EXPENSIVE".
|- id="914196447985328133" style="background:#F9F9F9"
|width="200px" colspan=2|This is the best part of that collection anyway, man. All you need! #actualsciencelab
- This Tweet is a reply to @nickpick150, who replied to Strong Bad's previous reply, asking about Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits DVD.
Video Transcript
The video attached to this tweet is the introduction to the Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits DVD.
| style="position: relative;" |30 Sep 2017
|- id="913882864453812224" style="background:#F9F9F9"
|width="200px" colspan=2|Aw man I'm in the opposite boat! My friggin VCR won't stop barfing up the thang dings!
- This Tweet is a reply to @BigEnchidillo, who asked if there would be any more printings of strongbad_email.exe Disc Six.
Fun Facts
| style="position: relative;" |29 Sep 2017
- The spoonerism "thang ding" originated in too cool.
|- id="913488474245918720"
|width="200px" align=center| |tfw (thifty fousand wonderful) nerds are following my husky head! In thanks, have a deep cut where my accent totally hasn't changed I swear.
Video Transcript
{The Strong Bad Main Page is shown on the website; the cursor moves over "games", and Night Driver plays on the TV}
STRONG BAD: Oh, I love this game. I got the high score, man, fifty thousand! Try and beat that!
{Cut to Puppet Strong Bad in front of a TV set playing a real version of Night Driver. Although he speaks in his normal voice, it is noticeably quite different from earlier Strong Bad's; it's much deeper, with a less pronounced accent}
PUPPET STRONG BAD: Oh, I love this game, I got the high score, man, fifty thousand! Try and beat that! {looks to the left, then front again} Got it with the joystick too! That game's supposed to use paddles! {nods vigorously and makes "uh huh" noises}
| style="position: relative;" |28 Sep 2017
|- id="913158635550887939"
|width="200px" colspan=2|I KNEW it would work! They told me I was a madman! A laughing stock of both the racing and lumberjack worlds! Vindication is MIIIIINE!!| style="position: relative;" |27 Sep 2017
|- id="913122813711708161" |width="200px" align=center|
|tfw (this farout website) invites you to find your lost gumption with a new short
YT: https://youtu.be/f4Bq42UdpAU
Flash: http://www.homestarrunner.com/yonderwebsite ...
Fun Facts
| style="position: relative;" |27 Sep 2017
- This Tweet was pinned the day after it was posted.
- This is the first @StrongBadActual Tweet to be pinned to the top of the page.
|- id="912685483863535616"
|width="200px" colspan=2|tfw (thoroughly frozen whales) finally thaw and you realize this idea was a LOT better on paper.| style="position: relative;" |26 Sep 2017
|- id="912681308626866181"
|width="200px" colspan=2|That's Denoob Largo, man! Maker of the Styleron Ecochair and other snooty, overpriced home furnishings! Wearer of ridiculous turtlenecks!| style="position: relative;" |26 Sep 2017
|- id="912476566940250112"
|width="200px" colspan=2|tfw (those fragrant whims) overcome you and you let yourself fall face first into the ball pit| style="position: relative;" |25 Sep 2017
|- id="91245854246407782" |width="200px" align=center|
|Lookit this bullcronk! What? I don't post enough of those 'tfw' tweets? Fine! It's all-tfw posts from now on until I get totally sick of it.
Fun Facts
| style="position: relative;" |25 Sep 2017
- This appears to be a response from Twitter to a request to verify @StrongBadActual, or guarantee that the account is authentic. Strong Bad previously discussed becoming verified in a Tweet from 2014.
- "Tfw" typically stands for "that feeling when"; a common abbreviation used in social media posts. For a week following, Strong Bad posted a series of Tweets misusing the abbreviation.
|- id="911994680308531200"
|width="200px" colspan=2|Sorry, in my terror I forgot to thank @_AlexHirsch for this new monstrosity (spoiler: it does NOT know the times)| style="position: relative;" |24 Sep 2017
|- id="911992672939855872"
|width="200px" align=center| |AHHHHH!
Video Transcript
{A plastic ghost object with a slightly Homestar-like face has been edited onto Homestar Runner's body, standing in The Field.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER-LIKE THING: {in Homestar's voice} Oh hello, Strong Bad! {smiles} Eeeeeh!
| style="position: relative;" |24 Sep 2017
|- id="911982775393275904"
|width="200px" colspan=2|This is EXACTLY what it looks like when you face Homestar head-on and he flaps his underbeak at you! Be glad you only see us from the side!!| style="position: relative;" |24 Sep 2017
|- id="911658170262618115" |width="200px" align=center|
|Here's the twittervator pitch for Strong Bad's 'Drop A Train On Em' VR simulator. Who wouldn't wanna wreak havoc in this physics sandbox?| style="position: relative;" |23 Sep 2017
|- id="911447247149309953"
|width="200px" colspan=2|Patience! We're currently cramming a bunker full of device-agnostic cartoons in preparation for the flashpocalypse!| style="position: relative;" |23 Sep 2017
|- id="911439632050659329"
|width="200px" colspan=2|Look at him burninate the hairs right off your-- wait, so do you have popeye calves or popeye forearms?| style="position: relative;" |22 Sep 2017
|- id="911437802935635969"
|width="200px" colspan=2|I dunno. Call your local Telltale representative or bunnym'n today and demand it!| style="position: relative;" |22 Sep 2017
|- id="911327261118402560"
|width="200px" colspan=2|Aw man! That poor French cruller he just stepped on!! WHY!!| style="position: relative;" |22 Sep 2017
|- id="910886363909652480"
|width="200px" colspan=2|Master the subtleties and bubbleteas of Nature's Wave with a new Skills of an Artist!| style="position: relative;" |21 Sep 2017
|- id="909830235809632256" |width="200px" align=center|
|Who forgort to port?| style="position: relative;" |18 Sep 2017
|- id="909090124218163200"
|width="200px" colspan=2|But there was no bigger stretch than her bizarre office-church-weightlifting novel 'Boss Ton, Mass.'| style="position: relative;" |16 Sep 2017
|- id="909064854673162241"
|width="200px" colspan=2|Admittedly more of an At-a-cursory-glance-moji than a proper Squint one.| style="position: relative;" |16 Sep 2017
|- id="909064538250719232" |width="200px" align=center|
|
Me dressed up as Carmsquint Freakin Mirandoji! (a stretch, I know)| style="position: relative;" |16 Sep 2017
|- id="908858943048478720" |width="200px" align=center|
|Definitely starring this guy| style="position: relative;" |15 Sep 2017
|- id="908857196326375426"
|width="200px" colspan=2|For what? Bubs on the ticket stub next to dirty laundry? Yep. Sounds like a new Decemberween tradition to me!| style="position: relative;" |15 Sep 2017
|- id="908856751843397632"
|width="200px" colspan=2|Not yet! But I see a VERY intriguing Let's Play in my near future! Who wouldn't wanna watch me speedrun DOTAD?!| style="position: relative;" |15 Sep 2017
|- id="908844448683118594"
|width="200px" colspan=2|Stinkoman takes place one exty later apparently.| style="position: relative;" |15 Sep 2017
|- id="908791945614561282" |width="200px" align=center|
|New level of difficulty! Halloween costume Squintmoji! Check out Homesquint dressed as John McEnroji!| style="position: relative;" |15 Sep 2017
|- id="908694591162986496"
|width="200px" colspan=2|I think this one wins. And forever burns itself into your nightmare pull-list.| style="position: relative;" |15 Sep 2017
|- id="908495448431824896"
|width="200px" colspan=2|Perfect companion to my post-Casino Night Zone playthrough speedrun unboxing reaction review show.| style="position: relative;" |14 Sep 2017
|- id="908494775283789825"
|width="200px" colspan=2|THRILL as he talks Gunhaver through setting up a personal blog on a popular template-based drag and drop hosting solution!| style="position: relative;" |14 Sep 2017
|- id="908494142593957889"
|width="200px" colspan=2|I LOVE it when things come with mainstream success! Best toy accessory ever! Way better than when they come with a 'modicum of success.'| style="position: relative;" |14 Sep 2017
|- id="908493553017479171"
|width="200px" colspan=2|With you on this. Think I'm switchin to Filbert too. #Filbo4Lyfe| style="position: relative;" |14 Sep 2017
|- id="908469236410064896"
|width="200px" colspan=2|This is what I'm talkin about! Little Albert Squintmoji! GO!| style="position: relative;" |14 Sep 2017
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|- id="908418632878837762" |width="200px" align=center|
|
Runfire? Little Albert? Check out all these rejected Commando names I unearthed and then design what they should look like!| style="position: relative;" |14 Sep 2017
|- id="907586907915382784"
|width="200px" colspan=2|I didn't think the Kitty could be topped for poshness but 'White Bengal Tiger Politely Holding Entire Roll of Toilet Paper' just might!| style="position: relative;" |12 Sep 2017
|- id="907293924129214464"
|width="200px" align=center| |Hang in there everybody! Escape the chaos for a moment with the Calming Skills of a Soothing Artistfarout.
Video Transcript
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|width="200px" colspan=2|In process!| style="position: relative;" |9 Sep 2017
|- id="906657982385147904"
|width="200px" colspan=2|Classy! But the elevator in that theater burned down the stairs which short circuited all the ladders so it looks like you're gonna have to-| style="position: relative;" |9 Sep 2017
|- id="906368850261921792"
|width="200px" colspan=2|This one tweet's enough for me man! Let's not stop at Steam. Let's go full Grumblecakes with this thing! Steam AND sugar!| style="position: relative;" |9 Sep 2017
|- id="906367261484699649" |width="200px" align=center|
|Totally man. And you can have this.| style="position: relative;" |9 Sep 2017
|- id="906363991227858945"
|width="200px" colspan=2|'Sizzlin' Szechuan Steve' totally sounds like a professional Texas hold-em player. Or maybe a lame jazz saxophonist on a cruise ship.| style="position: relative;" |8 Sep 2017
|- id="906354200963112960"
|width="200px" colspan=2|You better watch out or Videlectrix gone hire you! How do you feel about Actionscript 1.terrible?| style="position: relative;" |8 Sep 2017
|- id="906297547584569344" |width="200px" align=center|
|No, that braincrap end boss wasn't a Stinkoman level 10 relic. But these guys are! Tooth ooh lips?| style="position: relative;" |8 Sep 2017
|- id="906212012002304001"
|width="200px" colspan=2|Oh sculpt! He looks even shinier & rubbier in his CG model form! Lookit the hand forging and smithing details in that cannonmouth!| style="position: relative;" |8 Sep 2017
- This Tweet links to @mutatdjellyfish's Tweet with the original CG Cannonmouth, saying he sculpted the Cannonmouth seen in the previous Tweet.
|- id="906201462304251904"
|width="200px" colspan=2|3D printed Cannonmouth! 15% infill, no raft, no supports, remember to UNCHECK 'ooh lips.'
- This Tweet links to @ColinMcInerror's 3D-printed Cannonmouth.
Fun Facts
| style="position: relative;" |8 Sep 2017
- The term "ooh lips" originated in Cannonmouth, where said character appeared.
|- id="905837673633460224" style="background:#F9F9F9"
|width="200px" colspan=2|Don't tempt me! I'll make one of them shirts where the design stretches around the whole thing and looks like YOU have a family might/could!
- This Tweet is a reply to @fardmuhammad, who expressed relief that there was no "family might/could" shirt in the Senor Cardgage collection.
Fun Facts
| style="position: relative;" |7 Sep 2017
- The "family might/could" appeared in too cool.
|- id="905837156228362240" style="background:#F9F9F9"
|width="200px" colspan=2|Which ones you mean? The 'my head and crossbones' one? Or the 'prancey stripey Homestar' one?| style="position: relative;" |7 Sep 2017
- This Tweet is a reply to @Strong_Badam, who asked for the old hoodies to be brought back.
|- id="905835445443059712" |width="200px" align=center|
|Join Team Kneepads! Fly Air Cardgage! By propular demank! Cardgage-ish shirts in the Homestore! https://homestore-runner.myshopify.com/collections/se...| style="position: relative;" |7 Sep 2017
|- id="905639081840914433" style="background:#F9F9F9"
|width="200px" colspan=2|Ye snatcheth the GRILL PAN and prepare to qualifry. Oh waiteth. Thy GRILL PAN needeth deglazing. Obvious exits are [P]revious Page and [T]OC| style="position: relative;" |6 Sep 2017
- This Tweet is a reply to @dangoub, who responded to Strong Bad's previous Tweet by using the grill pan on the index.
|- id="905543487168372737" style="background:#F9F9F9"
|width="200px" colspan=2|You turneth to the Last page. An Index layeth nearby. Obvious entries are Flaskmaiden, Flaskmonger, and Grill Pan. Which wouldst thou pick?| style="position: relative;" |6 Sep 2017
- This Tweet is a reply to @dangoub, who responded to Strong Bad's textbook Thy Dungeonman reply by saying he wanted to go to the last page and look for the index.
|- id="905498309405667330" style="background:#F9F9F9"
|width="200px" colspan=2|He's regressing! He thinks he should spend all his time mastering Macromedia Fireworks and Director!!| style="position: relative;" |6 Sep 2017
- This Tweet is a reply to @InLibdingColor, who replied to Strong Bad's bowling animations Tweet, asking if The Cheat was learning ToonBoom Harmony.
|- id="905495697176309761" style="background:#F9F9F9"
|width="200px" colspan=2|You are in yon textbook. Ye see a maiden. She needeth more flasks. Obvious exits are [N]ext page and [L]ast page. What wouldst thou deaux?| style="position: relative;" |6 Sep 2017
- This Tweet is a reply to @dangoub, who posted an image of a textbook, with an illustration of someone asking how to get more glass flasks.
|- id="905494607110307840" style="background:#F9F9F9"
|width="200px" colspan=2|Easta Eggs, yo| style="position: relative;" |6 Sep 2017
- This Tweet is a reply to @candyman106, who asked where the bowling animations in the previous Tweet were from.
|- id="905493036192468992"
|width="200px" align=center| |With the death of Flash looming, The Cheat is looking for animation work. Here's his old reel of bowling animations. Alert Lord Brunswick!
Video Transcript
The video attached to this Tweet is each of the Easter eggs from Labor Dabor, played in order.
| style="position: relative;" |6 Sep 2017
|- id="905143222791528450" |width="200px" align=center|
|Here's the full sprite sheet for Strong Bad's Dog Doo & Cotton Candy Challenge. I dunno what the gameplay was but lookit that dog doo dash!| style="position: relative;" |5 Sep 2017
|- id="905072695439749120" style="background:#F9F9F9"
|width="200px" colspan=2|"No Loafing"| style="position: relative;" |5 Sep 2017
- This Tweet is a reply to @CaptainDanRG, who asked why the only account Strong Bad is following is dedicated to the Batman '60s TV show.
|- id="904697222041829376"
|width="200px" align=center| |This week's Skills of an Artist Game Pak comes equipped with End Boss Feature!
Video Transcript
| style="position: relative;" |4 Sep 2017
- See End Boss
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|WIP| style="position: relative;" |3 Sep 2017
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|Squintoman/Stinkomoji sez: HaHaHaha! You are the boatfoot! HaHaHaHafoot!| style="position: relative;" |3 Sep 2017
|- id="904047236979535873" style="background:#F9F9F9"
|width="200px" colspan=2|Cool. Next time I'll be sure and check Lame Beardo Guy's Guide to What Strong Bad Can and Can't Say. I haven't updated my edition since '11.| style="position: relative;" |2 Sep 2017
- This Tweet is a reply to @elishapsmith (nicknamed Lame Beardo Guy at the time), who booed Strong Bad for making references to Mario when he's only supposed to make obscure pop culture references.
|- id="904029492393504768" style="background:#F9F9F9"
|width="200px" colspan=2|Yes. 'Untold' in the sense that on one ever told anyone that it was worth millions.| style="position: relative;" |2 Sep 2017
- This Tweet is a reply to @A_Schroed, who apparently found a Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits CD while going through stuff for a garage sale, asking if it was worth untold millions.
|- id="903943234321358849" style="background:#F9F9F9"
|width="200px" colspan=2|πΆLet's make this moment be the symbol of our lives. We'll red shell Birdo's Ooh Lips and we'll sail to Yoshi's IsleπΆ| style="position: relative;" |2 Sep 2017
- This Tweet is a reply to @EdbotnikThe, who added the Wagon Fulla Pancakes as a kart in Mario Kart: Double Dash.
|- id="903664436724080640" style="background:#F9F9F9"
|width="200px" colspan=2|You caught me man. Mainly I was just too lazy to change all that 'text on a line' in illustrator.| style="position: relative;" |1 Sep 2017
- This Tweet is a reply to @supersuck64, who complained that the wavy text in the previous Tweet had not been changed to "The Thnikkamoji".
|- id="903659564717019137"
|width="200px" align=center| |"Yeah, squint up, kid!"
Video Transcript
{A slightly edited version of The Thnikkaman squintmoji from the previous reply walks across a gray background, with "Here Comes the Thnikkaman!!!" in wavy letters above him. As he turns around and walks the other way, the "Comes" changes to "Goes".}
| style="position: relative;" |1 Sep 2017
|- id="903470685187522561" style="background:#F9F9F9" |width="200px" align=center|
|Yeah shut up, kid?
- This Tweet is a reply to @johngentile, who asked for a squintmoji of Biscuitdoughhandsman or The Thnikkaman.
Image Transcript
Here
| style="position: relative;" | man1 Sep 2017
Comes ka
The Thnik
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|Naw, that'd be more like this:| style="position: relative;" |31 Aug 2017
- This Tweet is a reply to @hekuchanz, who said that Strong Bad's previous squintmoji, Buckethand Strong Bad, looked like an anime version of Strong Bad when squinting.
|- id="903335285257367552" style="background:#F9F9F9"
|width="200px" colspan=2|Oh dangmangle! The prophecy! My whole life has been leading up to the squintmageddon!| style="position: relative;" |31 Aug 2017
- This Tweet is a reply to @ClaytonJAndres, who asked if the unfinished monument in Strong Badia (consisting of the Stop Sign) was a squintmoji prototype of Strong Bad's right foot.
|- id="903292330597285889" |width="200px" align=center|
|I can't stop you guys! My brain is now replacing actual memories with squintmoji!| style="position: relative;" |31 Aug 2017
|- id="903116075394625536" style="background:#F9F9F9"
|width="200px" colspan=2|The consummate kinda gets lost in translation but otherwise it looks pretty great! Print one out! Use the gold/chocolate hybrid PLA filament| style="position: relative;" |31 Aug 2017
- This Tweet is a reply to @3DPProfessor, who made Trogdor using Doodle3D.
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|Now you guys are sure this won't emancipate me from my ridiculous squintèd, stripèd pants?| style="position: relative;" |30 Aug 2017
|- id="902700781152952322" style="background:#F9F9F9"
|width="200px" colspan=2|Oh man! The Cheat's video for my Grumblecakes jam is a bonus feature on that thing! I haven't watched that mess in forever!| style="position: relative;" |29 Aug 2017
- This Tweet is a reply to @Nina_NintyRobo, who apparently found a copy of strongbad_email.exe Disc Four at a local video store.
|- id="902598337286873088"
|width="200px" align=center| |Mister Senor himself! Squint along with me brothers and sisters!
Video Transcript
{Cut to a comparison shot similar to the Coach Z comparison in Squintmojis, with Senor Cardgage on the left side, labelled "ORIGINAL", and his squintmoji on the right, labelled "SQUINTMO'". Above reads "0% SQUINTIFICATION". Squintification turns to 10%, 25%, 50%, and 75%, as the image becomes blurrier. A rubber stamp with the word "INDISTINGUISHABLE!" is stamped on.}
| style="position: relative;" |29 Aug 2017
|- id="902522544221192194" |width="200px" align=center|
|Kick that can of water soup, The Homestar Runner!| style="position: relative;" |29 Aug 2017
|- id="902290692130705408" style="background:#F9F9F9"
|width="200px" colspan=2|Amazing use of negative space to achieve picket fencitude! Majesty is repeatedly biting you in the face!| style="position: relative;" |28 Aug 2017
- This Tweet is a reply to @Rostbarth, who made a squintmoji of the Strong Badia flag.
|- id="902254501326970882" |width="200px" align=center|
|Brother Graw Mad! (maybe on rolla skates?)| style="position: relative;" |28 Aug 2017
|- id="902253109338140673" style="background:#F9F9F9"
|width="200px" align=center| |(no text)
- This Tweet is a reply to @nsub1, who posted an image of a Terrible Herbst car wash, saying Senor Cardgage was naming things again.
Video Transcript
{Senor Cardgage is standing in front of the Terrible Herbst image}
SENOR CARDGAGE: {spreads his arms} Excessive breeding, Mollytwice. Cumberland down... {gestures to the car wash} to Terrible Herbst. {looks down sadly} Ohh... I'm never gonna top that one... {turns around and walks offscreen}
| style="position: relative;" |28 Aug 2017
|- id="902188008589406208" |width="200px" align=center|
|Squintmojis everybody! Now YOU try it! Let's see who we can barely recognize!| style="position: relative;" |28 Aug 2017YT: https://youtu.be/S1pxD-N3g5U
Flash: http://homestarrunner.com/squintmoji.html
|- id="901647615594557440" style="background:#F9F9F9" |width="200px" align=center|
|(no text)
- This Tweet is a reply to @Hayden_TF, asking if he could kick his Kick The Cheat toy.
Image Transcript
YORS
| style="position: relative;" |26 Aug 2017
YA
CORN!
|- id="901596703261851649" style="background:#F9F9F9"
|width="200px" colspan=2|Totally inaccurate! I haven't worn that belt buckle since, like, 3rd grade! And only 2 underjohns?! Everybody knows I'm septuple U-J rated!| style="position: relative;" |26 Aug 2017
- This Tweet is a reply to @CarefullyWorded, saying he found a genuine Strong Bad Halloween costume, a muscular body with striped pants and a "STRONG" belt.
|- id="901281018283425792"
|width="200px" colspan=2|That startup sound isn't just classy, it's CLASSIO!!| style="position: relative;" |25 Aug 2017
- This Tweet links to a tweet by @tyler_seip792, with a video of himself playing the Lappy 486 startup sound on a Casio keyboard.
|- id="901140020412780544"
|width="200px" colspan=2|Oh dangle! We got ourselves a tattoo war goin'!| style="position: relative;" |25 Aug 2017
- This Tweet links to a Tweet by @ColinMcInerror with a picture of a Strong Badia flag tattoo.
|- id="901138984738463744" style="background:#F9F9F9"
|width="200px" colspan=2|(that's the sequel)| style="position: relative;" |25 Aug 2017
- This Tweet is a reply to himself, clarifying what he meant by SBCG5AP in his previous reply to @xplodingrandmas.
|- id="901138888214839298" style="background:#F9F9F9"
|width="200px" colspan=2|Yes please! Write your local Nintendperson or Rabbitdog and Bunnym'n and vote YES on prop SBCG5AP!| style="position: relative;" |25 Aug 2017
- This Tweet is a reply to @xplodingrandmas, who replied to Nintendo of America's tweet regarding Telltale games arriving on Nintendo Switch, asking if there was going to be a Switch port of Strong Bad's Cool Game For Attractive People.
|- id="900803455924797442" style="background:#F9F9F9"
|width="200px" colspan=2|Wait! When did he get demoted from Commander to Captain? Secret City politics are brutal man!| style="position: relative;" |24 Aug 2017
- This Tweet is a reply to @JohnsonCityReb, who said that the previous Skills of an Artist was better than Captain Mark could have ever dreamed.
|- id="900741381118939137"
|width="200px" align=center| |Cheese curds? Seagulls? Underjohns? It must be a new Skills of an Artist!
Video Transcript
| style="position: relative;" |24 Aug 2017
- See Muscleman
|- id="900729645322170368"
|width="200px" colspan=2|I dunno if this is real or a penjob, but either way I vehemently support adorning one's flesh with Onion Bubs.| style="position: relative;" |24 Aug 2017
- This Tweet links to a Tweet by @cheatapple, with an image of an Onion Bubs tattoo.
|- id="900543319704580097" style="background:#F9F9F9" |width="200px" align=center|
|Hmm. I dunno. Maybe an Old Timey 1936 Homsar? Has there ever been one of those?| style="position: relative;" |23 Aug 2017
- This Tweet is a reply to @doglikegroove, who asked if a bottle of soy sauce looked like Homsar.
|- id="900352220331376640"
|width="200px" align=center| |This is some cute fan art and all @3Dchatworm, but some WEIRD freakin' stuff starts happening when you touch Homsar.
Video Transcript
| style="position: relative;" |23 Aug 2017
|- id="898988921052434432" style="background:#F9F9F9"
|width="200px" colspan=2|Now I want The Hurricane to be a reality!! I really dig that you gave her single-nail soolnds too! Her and Sharpdene should form a band!| style="position: relative;" |19 Aug 2017
- This Tweet is a reply to @3Dchatworm's stylized drawing of The Hurricane.
|- id="898899177291350017"
|width="200px" colspan=2|Yes! I encourage everyone to apply their own personal touch! If your moms'll be more convinced by an herbs n' spices bot, then GOFORIT!| style="position: relative;" |19 Aug 2017
- This Tweet links to @pullahoko's attempt at the latest Skills of an Artist. Instead of hiding his drawing as a chef's bathroom, he made it a robot that gives out herbs and spices.
|- id="898664163286896640" style="background:#F9F9F9" |width="200px" align=center|
|Maybe you're right. But MY sometimes-tongue is WAY cooler than Homestar's!| style="position: relative;" |18 Aug 2017
- This Tweet is a reply to @_profjordan_, who corrected Strong Bad's statement that Homestar doesn't have a tongue by posting a screenshot of Homestar from being mean.
|- id="898656242654162944"
|width="200px" align=center| |I dunno where you got that picture from either @GryphonAMX, but when you get a slice of watermelon like that, there's only one thing to do.
Video Transcript
{A vaguely Homestar-ish slice of watermelon is shown in a person's hand, with an underbite and two seeds for eyes. It starts to talk in Homestar's voice.}
WATERMELON HOMESTAR RUNNER: {singing} Two... seeds... that's all that I needs... I'm a slice of watermelon with only two seeeeeeds... {speaking} Hey, this is great! Somebody could use me to make a tall, cool glass of {switches to very early Homestar voice} a-Melonaaaa—
{The screen goes black suddenly, accompanied by mixer noises. A glass of Melonade is then shown dropping onto a table in Marshmallow's Last Stand.}
| style="position: relative;" |18 Aug 2017
|- id="898553989523922944" style="background:#F9F9F9"
|width="200px" colspan=2|More like pivoting to updated content. But I can go back to the old way if you like. See you in 4 years!| style="position: relative;" |18 Aug 2017
- This Tweet is a reply to @Mink_Car who, after viewing Strong Bad's latest Skills of an Artist, said he was "pivoting to video".
|- id="898551267118780418"
|width="200px" align=center| |Join along with me as we chop off Strong Sad's leg together!
Video Transcript
| style="position: relative;" |18 Aug 2017
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|width="200px" colspan=2|Thank YOU! Lookit all that squash and stretch! I love it! I wanna pile those noodle arms into a bowl and dump some alfredo sauce on em!| style="position: relative;" |17 Aug 2017
- This Tweet is a reply to @gamegrumps11287's tweet thanking Strong Bad for being a cool guy, along with a GIF of a walking floppy-looking Strong Bad.
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|Dunno why, but I'm gettin a distinctive instant martians vibe from this drawing. Or I guess I should say 'mortions' in this case.| style="position: relative;" |17 Aug 2017
- This Tweet is a reply to @kylelabriola's Coach Z art.
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|Hey nice fan art, @kylelabriola-- WAITAMINUTE! Homestar doesn't have a tongue!!| style="position: relative;" |16 Aug 2017
- This Tweet is a reply to @kylelabriola's art, depicting Homestar Runner with a tongue.
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|I made a new Strong Bad Email. That is all.| style="position: relative;" |14 Aug 2017YT: https://youtu.be/UpelIgwoUKw
(thanks @El_Buendonado, you win)
Flash: http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail207.html
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|width="200px" colspan=2|Hmm, let's see... How bout 'Four-door sedan,' 'over there,' and um... 'Aaron Burr, sir.'| style="position: relative;" |11 Aug 2017
- This Tweet is a reply to @JCPbone, who asked Strong Bad for some phrases his 4-year-old son could practice in order to become Homestar's voice double.
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|width="200px" colspan=2|Hot brixx! Look at how posh! This should be, like, a toilet hood ornament! Oh man!! Toilet's totally NEED hood ornaments you guys!| style="position: relative;" |11 Aug 2017
- This Tweet links to @NickBrickBuilds's tweet showcasing a 3D Lego toilet paper roll held up by a kitty, referencing Strong Bad's second Skills of an Artist.
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|width="200px" align=center| |Enjoy all-day Marshalade with the new Fluffy Puff Marshmallows Nibbles-So-Near medicated patch! (thanks for the inspiration @CraftingGeek!)
Video Transcript
{Cut to Strong Sad against a pink background}
ANNOUNCER: Running low on sugared excitement?
STRONG SAD: {sigh} Bloat...
{A box of Fluffy Puff Marshmallows Nibbles So Near Medicated Patch flies in from the left side and knocks Strong Sad out of the screen, as a spiky red shape with the words "ALL-NEW!!" appears in the corner. The music from Meet Marshie begins playing.}
ANNOUNCER: Try new Fluffy Puff Marshmallows Nibbles So Near Medicated Patch! {A white patch with Nibbles on it and "FPm-NsN" at the bottom rises out of the box. The patch flies in front of the camera and onto Strong Sad's arm.} Simply apply, {the screen zooms out to show Strong Sad's body, silhouetted, with pink arrows throughout it, with lots of Nibbles coming out of the patch and going through the arrows, as the patch grows and shrinks} and enjoy a gradual drip of marshalade all day long!
STRONG SAD: {relieved sigh} Float!
{The patch flies in front of the camera}
NIBBLES: That's right! I'm a... mess you up!
{Marshie flies in, wearing a hat similar to the Dixieland hats from Fish Eye Lens, and knocks Nibbles out of the screen}
MARSHIE: Don't you talk that way to my constituents! {Marshie winces in pain as the noise of an electric shock plays. The commercial suddenly pauses, and PAUSE appears on the bottom-left corner of the screen.}
| style="position: relative;" |9 Aug 2017
|- id="894987713665015809"
|width="200px" align=center| |Big thanks to @forestersct @slackerdook and @Hayden_TF for coming by the stu-jo and recording some lackluster crowd sounds for sbemail207!
Video Transcript
{Cut to three people holding Casio keyboards with Puppet Strong Bad in the corner}
{lackluster crowd sounds}
| style="position: relative;" |8 Aug 2017
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|width="200px" align=center| |Saw this pic through @DocJohn90 and @FacesPics. This is definitely a Strong (carry-on) Bag.
Video Transcript
{A photo of the overhead bin on an airplane appears. A red luggage bag in the bin is centered in the frame, while a floral duffel bag is partially visible to the left. The red bag's top compartment is unzipped. After a moment, the bag begins to talk with Strong Bad's voice. The unzipped compartment serves as its mouth, and the buttons holding the handle in place function as eyes.}
STRONG BAD: {long pause} Oh yeah! This overhead bin is nice and cozy! {"looks" to the left} Oh, hey there, first-class flower bag! How you doin tonight— {looks down, shocked} —wha—
{The shot zooms in on the aisle number below the overhead bin. The photo loses clarity at this magnification, so "38 is overlayed on top in white, flashing text. Black action lines appear around the text.}
STRONG BAD: {annoyed} Row 38? {cut back to the overhead bin} I thought I was flyin' first class! Not back here in steerage {looks forward} with the pleb-dregs.
{The floral duffel bag shakes twice. The red bag "looks" left}
STRONG BAD: Don't you talk to me no more, dress-for-less!
| style="position: relative;" |7 Aug 2017
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|width="200px" align=center| |Cannonmouth! The new classic!
Video Transcript
| style="position: relative;" |2 Aug 2017
- See Cannonmouth
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|width="200px" colspan=2|There's no way Marshie would be that psyched with Nibbles so near. Ooh! New product! Fluffypuff Nibbles-So-Near convenient medicinal patch!| style="position: relative;" |1 Aug 2017
- This Tweet links to @CraftingGeek's tweet, a cross-stitch of Marshie and Nibbles.
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|Found this in the instructions for one of my old handhelds. Apparently this was at the height of calculator cachet. #treatitlikeacalculator
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| style="position: relative;" |31 Jul 2017TAKING CARE OF YOUR GAME
- Treat your BATTLESTAR GALACTICA*TM like a calculator
- Don't drop it.
- Don't leave it in the car in hot weather.
- Avoid getting it wet or dirty.
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|width="200px" colspan=2|No, but if you punch us in the stomach in the first 10 seconds of Round 1, we both puke!| style="position: relative;" |31 Jul 2017
- This Tweet is a reply to @Judahe, who replied to Strong Bad's Punch-Out!! gif by asking if he and Soda Popinski went out for Cold Ones.
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|width="200px" colspan=2|You guys! Your fan art continues to reach untold levels of make-me-look-awesome!| style="position: relative;" |30 Jul 2017
- This Tweet links to @Rikert_b's "amazing fan art" that Strong Bad responded to earlier.
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|Oh I got it, @RipplinBuck. I was just, um, saving it to put in Stinkoman Level 10. Which I believe has been delayed to the ACTUAL year 20X6.| style="position: relative;" |29 Jul 2017
- This Tweet is a reply to @RipplinBuck who posted a mecha version of Strong Bad, complaining that it never got featured on Weekly Fanstuff when he sent it.
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|I will see your amazing fan art and raise you THIS!| style="position: relative;" |29 Jul 2017
- This Tweet is a reply to @Rikert_b, who posted a stylized drawing of Strong Bad against a Tandy 400 background.
|- id="891101944823107584" style="background:#F9F9F9"
|width="200px" colspan=2|Don't worry. He's clearly just gasping at an empty pool skimmer in which he was hoping to find his lost retainer.| style="position: relative;" |28 Jul 2017
- This Tweet is a reply to @Chris_Vivier, who posted a picture of a pool sign, pointing out its resemblance to Strong Sad.
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|width="200px" colspan=2|This works on so many levels! I can't seem to stop it from working on so manydang levels!!| style="position: relative;" |28 Jul 2017
- This Tweet links to @scarfmezzo's tweet with his attempt at the latest Skills of an Artist, replacing the cat with The Cheat and making the roll of toilet paper look like Strong Sad (including a speech bubble that reads "I'm sad that I'm plying.").
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|width="200px" colspan=2|Don't be afraid. These are just the opening spasms of the prelims of the fits and starts of my death throes!| style="position: relative;" |26 Jul 2017
- This Tweet is a reply to @destroyernoah, who pointed out Strong Bad's frequent updates and said that it's scaring him.
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|width="200px" colspan=2|Shut up, lady!| style="position: relative;" |26 Jul 2017
- This Tweet is a reply to @CamTroid and @pullahoko. In response to Strong Bad's toilet paper drawing lesson, @pullahoko drew toilet paper with Biscuitdoughhandsman's likeness on it, similar to the paper towel in licensed. @CamTroid replied with Shut Up Lady's line from that email.
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|width="200px" align=center| |Don't worry, there's a sbemail creepin in the bushes. I swear! But until then... skill out on this!
Video Transcript
| style="position: relative;" |26 Jul 2017
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|width="200px" colspan=2|Where do I sign up for this STEAM STEM STOM Makerwhatev Camp?! Arduino? More like Ardui-YES!| style="position: relative;" |25 Jul 2017
- This Tweet links to @FredBenitez's tweet with a Trogdor-based electronic mechanism.
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|'When Flash is truly dead, our lives will be nothing more than one loooong exported PNG sequence.' - Strong Sad Allen Poe
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| style="position: relative;" |25 Jul 2017The
end is
nigher
than
Before!
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|width="200px" colspan=2|Beefy legs?! Your 12-year-old has crossbred Trogdor with the S is for Sucks Dragon!! He must be stopped! (i dig that flaming peasant tho)| style="position: relative;" |24 Jul 2017
- This Tweet is a reply to @jstanley0, who posted a Trogdor-inspired dragon drawn by his son.
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|width="200px" colspan=2|Why? Are you the mythological 'Beehan'?! And you need me to tell you to 'kick it out?!'| style="position: relative;" |24 Jul 2017
- This Tweet is a reply to @jarate_pro, who replied to the previous tweet asking Strong Bad to reply with a quote from the 87th email, mile.
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|Brother Graw Mad is inconsolable over the loss of MS Paint. Let's all pour a little libation outta our Paint Bucket Tools today.| style="position: relative;" |24 Jul 2017
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|Don't forget these guys from the Millionzoic Era! I AM NOT EXEMPT!!| style="position: relative;" |24 Jul 2017
- This Tweet is a reply to @e_karasz, who drew alternate prehistoric versions of Strong Bad and Homestar.
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|width="200px" align=center| |That's pretty dang accurate, @SmallLindsay! But you forgot the best part of those movies! Listen & Loin!
- This Tweet is a reply to @SmallLindsay, who said she was reviewing Miyazaki films in Strong Bad's voice, and posted a picture of a review she posted on Discord (consisting of the first four sentences Strong Bad says in the video).
Video Transcript
{A still image of Strong Bad on the phone is shown with the text "Voice of: Strong Bad via unplugged 'ol landline"}
STRONG BAD: It's pretty baller. You got yer little girl. Yer grandpa spider. Yer pig time parents. Know what I'm talking about. And every time in the third act, without fail, something gets huge and giant and starts oozing blood and goop all over the place! And at that point in the movie, I always get the Studio a-Ghibli-jibblie-jibblies!
| style="position: relative;" |23 Jul 2017
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|Just so's everybody knows, my appearance on @cyborgturkey is NOT an official collaborasche! Don't make me call in ol' Litty Jack!!| style="position: relative;" |22 Jul 2017
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|width="200px" align=center| |Dangtwice! Craze-O Facemake's facial recognition algorithm is pretty legit if it can somehow discern Homestar's 'face.'
Video Transcript
{Cut to a door, adorned by a framed picture of Homestar Runner from the cover of Everything Else, Volume 1. At the bottom of the screen is an interface with the Craze-O Facemake logo, and pictures of Dangeresque Too, Stinkoman, Crack Stuntman, Senor Cardgage, Rather Dashing on fire, Old-Timey Strong Bad and The Ugly One. Senor Cardgage is selected, and Puppet Homestar pops up with sunglasses, a combover and a beard digitally added to his face. The icons disappear.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Whoa. This Strong Bad filter for Craze-O Facemake is not very accurate. Strong Bad only sometimes has a dead muskrat on his head! And crawling around his mouth. I'm gonna switch.
{Homestar ducks out of frame. The icons appear again, Old-Timey Strong Bad is selected, and Homestar pops back up with Old-Timey Strong Bad's hair and moustache.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh! Rapscabouts and fountainbleu! I'm old-timey! Um, rations! And... donate tin! Pretty good!
{Homestar ducks out of frame again, making a vocal sound effect. The hair and moustache are placed onto the framed picture of Homestar.}
| style="position: relative;" |20 Jul 2017
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|Sorry @m0mentring, Space Robo-Bubs is no match for...
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{The Int-Ball floats aboard the International Space Station. Onion Bubs floats in from the lower-right corner and bumps the Int-Ball off the screen, taking its place.}
| style="position: relative;" |18 Jul 2017
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|width="200px" align=center| |New DLC for Craze-O Facemake, y'all! Get to in-app purchasin'!
Video Transcript
{Puppet Strong Bad is in front of a Strong Badia sign. Below him is an interface with the Craze-O Facemake logo, and pictures of Dangeresque Too, Stinkoman, Crack Stuntman, Senor Cardgage, Rather Dashing on fire, Old-Timey Strong Bad and The Ugly One. Senor Cardgage is selected, and sunglasses, a combover and a beard are added to Strong Bad's face. The pictures move out of frame.}
STRONG BAD: Oh, check out the new Cardgage filter from Craze-O Facemake! {imitating Senor Cardgage} Oh, many privalos, beveled edge! Uh, so many slices of gum! {normal voice} This is amazing! It's like I'm the man himself! Edah—
{The glasses move onto Strong Bad's mouth and the beard duplicates and moves onto each eye}
STRONG BAD: Ooh? Aah! Beard-eye! Beard-eye! Aah! Get it off!
{The features move back to normal}
STRONG BAD: Whew. That was close. This is great! Livin' my dreams. Out. {pauses, then ducks out of frame}
| style="position: relative;" |17 Jul 2017
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|width="200px" align=center| |No sbemail yet. But maybe an art lesson will tide you guys over!
Video Transcript
| style="position: relative;" |12 Jul 2017
- See Sammich
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|It does when I utilize THIS bad girl!
- This Tweet is a reply to @virtualboy96, who, responding to the previous tweet, asked if a tweet would count as an email.
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Edgar Jr's Cool Babysitter's| style="position: relative;" |23 May 2017
TWEE-MAIL CONVERTER
programmed entirely while Edgar Jr.
was in the bath.
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|Help me fill in the blanks. Winner gets both their ding AND their dang email checked.
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Dear Strong Bad,| style="position: relative;" |23 May 2017
________________________________
________________________________
________________________________
________________________________
___________________
Woefully yours,
______
______
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- This Tweet is a reply to @sharktoothbubs, who asked if Strong Bad had forgotten the character of the same name in the previous tweet, and even went so far as to include a screenshot from Dangeresque: Puppet Squad.
Video Transcript
{A hand holds Shark-Tooth Bubs by the head in front of a grey couch. He has small, white, limp balloon attached to his face, obscuring most of it.}
SHARK-TOOTH BUBS: Hey! Don't forgwet me! I still got the downstairs happenin'!
{The hand drops Shark-Tooth Bubs, who falls onto the couch and bounces slightly on impact.}
| style="position: relative;" |21 Mar 2017
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|width="200px" align=center| |Happy World Puppet Day apparently!
Video Transcript
{Puppet Strong Bad stands in front of the orange curtain.}
PUPPET STRONG BAD: In honor of World Puppet Day, everyone's getting...
{Puppet Strong Bad quickly ducks; the scene jump-cuts to the same position as he lifts up his head again, now with a small, beige, limp balloon attached to the bottom of his silver crest.}
PUPPET STRONG BAD: {shouting and shaking}...generic oblong puppet noseeeeeeees!
{The music from dragon plays. Slide transition to the same curtain scene, with Puppet Marshie replacing Strong Bad. Marshie has a similar red balloon attached to his nose.}
PUPPET MARSHIE: I'm even more of an abomination!
{Slide transition again, with Doreauxgard instead. He has a green balloon attached to his nose.}
DOREAUXGARD: Nobody knows what I look like anyways!
{Another slide transition, back to Puppet Strong Bad.}
PUPPET STRONG BAD: Finally, a generic puppet nose to go with my generic grumpy puppet mouth! {shakes quickly}
{Slide transition to The Exact Same, who has a pink balloon attached slightly below the area between his eyes.}
THE EXACT SAME: Well, despite all of this, I am still The Exact Same!
{Slide transition to Puppet The Cheat, who has a purple balloon attached between his eyes; due to the size and placement of the balloon, they are mostly obscured.}
PUPPET THE CHEAT: {Loud The Cheat noises}
{Slide transition to Puppet Homestar Runner, who is oriented in profile as usual. Only one of his eyes is visible, and he has a blue balloon attached above his top lip. Homestar quickly turns and faces the camera head-on, revealing the other eye diametrically opposite of the first. The music stops.}
PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: {nasal, shouting} This is great! I can really breathe through this thing!
{He inhales (making a strange buzzing sound) and exhales alternately, twice.}
PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: Listen to those nasal passages! This is a new day for {even more nasal} Homestar Runner!
{He attempts to clear his throat twice, making a disgusted noise, then turns and confidently walks away stage left.}
| style="position: relative;" |21 Mar 2017
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|width="200px" align=center| |Here in Free Country USA, we've got something waaay betterworse than that naked ol' Cupid. Behold! #themakeromancer
Video Transcript
{Starts on a pink background with moving hearts}
STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Behold! The Makeromancer! {"The Makeromancer" appears in the center— Strong Sad wearing a black heart-embroidered cloak and holding a gray staff with a black heart on top. He is accompanied by a title stating his name, and he shrinks and moves to the right of the frame.}
STRONG SAD: {draws his arm back} Oh... Makeromance! {thrusts his arm forward; there is a puff of green smoke, and the word "MAKEROMANCE!" blinks at the top of the screen in pixelated font}
{Cut to Marzipan and The Cheat at a table in The Field having tea. The Makeromancer comes in from the bottom of the screen.}
STRONG SAD: Makeromance! {puff of green smoke}
{Cut to Coach Z in the locker room with his pile of towels and laundry. The Makeromancer enters from the left.}
STRONG SAD: Makeromance! {puff of green smoke}
{Cut Strong Bad as Sharpdene and Homestar Runner wearing a hat and trenchcoat in a hilly area at night. The Makeromancer comes down from above.}
STRONG SAD: {slightly slower} Makeromance! {puff of green smoke; Homestar appears to pucker his lips}
{Cut back to the Makeromancer against the pink heart background. He looks at the camera.}
STRONG SAD: Uh, so are my magical powers supposed to be causing romance? Or am I just sort of... demanding it of people? With colored smoke?
{Another Makeromancer enters from the left}
SECOND STRONG SAD: Makeromance! {puff of green smoke, causing the first Makeromancer to vanish}
Fun Facts
| style="position: relative;" |13 Feb 2017
- The Tweet text references Cupid.
- Strong Sad's The Makeromancer costume is similar to his Grim Reaper/Deathly Pallor costume.
- This is an instance of green smoke. The smoke is very similar to the smoke in Summer Short Shorts and trading cards.
- The scene of Marzipan and The Cheat having tea is from strong badathlon (also shown in DNA Evidence), except Homsar has been replaced by The Cheat. It even uses the old version of The Field from strong badathlon rather than the current Field.
- Notably, The Cheat has tea in a similar scene in the next email, unnatural.
- The pile of towels and underwear is from Decemberween Short Shorts, without the Blue Star Ointment and the ornament.
- Homestar wears his trenchcoat from DNA Evidence.
- This is an instance of duplicate characters.
|- id="831012521423360000"
|width="200px" align=center| |Found this horrifying snippet in a rusty film canister in the attic. Thought maybe you guys could ruin your exes' vamlumtimes with it.
Video Transcript
{Sickly Sam stands in the middle of a black, Old-Timey void and sings a song.}
SICKLY SAM: {singing slowly} Are we gonna make romance? And are we gonna make romance? Are we—
{Dee slides in from the right and harmonizes.}
DEE: {singing slowly} Are we—
{Dee bumps into Sickly Sam and they recenter in frame. Sickly Sam slowly puts his arm around Dee.}
BOTH: —gonna make romance?
{Both disappear with a "pafh!" cloud of dust}
Fun Facts
| style="position: relative;" |12 Feb 2017
- Valentines' Day was referred to as "Vamlumtimes" in Teen Girl Squad Issue 12.
- Strong Bad claims to have found the video in the attic, even though Strong Sad points out in imaginary that they don't have an attic.
- The video references the Old-Timey Valentines' Day toon, Sickly Sam's Big Outing, the introduction of Dee. In the toon, Sickly Sam asks if he's gonna make romance.
- The video is similar to Strong Sad's appearance in an Easter egg ghosts, in which he sings a similarly echoey song in outer space.