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The video attached to this tweet is the introduction to the Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits DVD.

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{The Strong Bad Main Page is shown on the website; the cursor moves over "games", and Night Driver plays on the TV}

STRONG BAD: Oh, I love this game. I got the high score, man, fifty thousand! Try and beat that!

{Cut to Puppet Strong Bad in front of a TV set playing a real version of Night Driver. Although he speaks in his normal voice, it is noticeably quite different from earlier Strong Bad's; it's much deeper, with a less pronounced accent}

PUPPET STRONG BAD: Oh, I love this game, I got the high score, man, fifty thousand! Try and beat that! {looks to the left, then front again} Got it with the joystick too! That game's supposed to use paddles! {nods vigorously and makes "uh huh" noises}

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YT: https://youtu.be/f4Bq42UdpAU
Flash: http://www.homestarrunner.com/yonderwebsite …

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{A plastic ghost object with a slightly Homestar-like face has been edited onto Homestar Runner's body, standing in The Field.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER-LIKE THING: {in Homestar's voice} Oh hello, Strong Bad! {smiles} Eeeeeh!

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See Skills of an Artist#Cartoon Characters

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See Skills of an Artist#End Boss

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YT: https://youtu.be/S1pxD-N3g5U Flash: http://homestarrunner.com/squintmoji.html

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See Skills of an Artist#Muscleman

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This tweet is a reply to @doglikegroove, who asked if a bottle of soy sauce looked like Homsar.

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This tweet is a reply to @3Dchatworm's stylized drawing of The Hurricane.

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This tweet, while not technically a reply, links to @pullahoko's attempt at the latest Skills of an Artist. Instead of hiding his drawing as a chef's bathroom, he made it a robot that gives out herbs and spices.

This tweet is a reply to @_profjordan_, who corrected Strong Bad's statement that Homestar doesn't have a tongue by posting a screenshot of Homestar from being mean.

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{A vaguely Homestar-ish slice of watermelon is shown in a person's hand, with an underbite and two seeds for eyes. It starts to talk in Homestar's voice.}

WATERMELON HOMESTAR RUNNER: {singing} Two... seeds... that's all that I needs... I'm a slice of watermelon with only two seeeeeeds... {speaking} Hey, this is great! Somebody could use me to make a tall, cool glass of {switches to very early Homestar voice} a-Melonaaaa—

{The screen goes black suddenly, accompanied by mixer noises. A glass of Melonade is then shown dropping onto a table in Marshmallow's Last Stand.}

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This tweet is a reply to @Mink_Car who, after viewing Strong Bad's latest Skills of an Artist, said he was "pivoting to video".

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See Skills of an Artist#Strong Sad's Severed Soolnds

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This tweet is a reply to @gamegrumps11287's tweet thanking Strong Bad for being a cool guy, along with a GIF of a walking floppy-looking Strong Bad.

This tweet is a reply to @kylelabriola's Coach Z art.

This tweet is a reply to @kylelabriola's art, depicting Homestar Runner with a tongue.

YT: https://youtu.be/UpelIgwoUKw
Flash: http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail207.html

(thanks @El_Buendonado, you win)

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This tweet is a reply to @JCPbone, who asked Strong Bad for some phrases his 4-year-old son could practice in order to become Homestar's voice double.

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This tweet, while not technically a reply, links to @NickBrickBuilds's tweet showcasing a 3D Lego toilet paper roll held up by a kitty, referencing Strong Bad's second Skills of an Artist.

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{Cut to Strong Sad against a pink background}

ANNOUNCER: Running low on sugared excitement?

STRONG SAD: {sigh} Bloat...

{A box of Fluffy Puff Marshmallows Nibbles So Near Medicated Patch flies in from the left side and knocks Strong Sad out of the screen, as a spiky red shape with the words "ALL-NEW!!" appears in the corner. The music from Meet Marshie begins playing.}

ANNOUNCER: Try new Fluffy Puff Marshmallows Nibbles So Near Medicated Patch! {A white patch with Nibbles on it and "FPm-NsN" at the bottom rises out of the box. The patch flies in front of the camera and onto Strong Sad's arm.} Simply apply, {the screen zooms out to show Strong Sad's body, silhouetted, with pink arrows throughout it, with lots of Nibbles coming out of the patch and going through the arrows, as the patch grows and shrinks} and enjoy a gradual drip of marshalade all day long!

STRONG SAD: {relieved sigh} Float!

{The patch flies in front of the camera}

NIBBLES: That's right! I'm a... mess you up!

{Marshie flies in, wearing a hat similar to the Dixieland hats from Fish Eye Lens, and knocks Nibbles out of the screen}

MARSHIE: Don't you talk that way to my constituents! {Marshie winces in pain as the noise of an electric shock plays. The commercial suddenly pauses, and PAUSE appears on the bottom-left corner of the screen.}

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{Cut to three people holding Casio keyboards with Puppet Strong Bad in the corner}

{lackluster crowd sounds}

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{A photo of the overhead bin on an airplane appears. A red luggage bag in the bin is centered in the frame, while a floral duffel bag is partially visible to the left. The red bag's top compartment is unzipped. After a moment, the bag begins to talk with Strong Bad's voice. The unzipped compartment serves as its mouth, and the buttons holding the handle in place function as eyes.}

STRONG BAD: {long pause} Oh yeah! This overhead bin is nice and cozy! {"looks" to the left} Oh, hey there, first-class flower bag! How you doin tonight— {looks down, shocked} —wha—

{The shot zooms in on the aisle number below the overhead bin. The photo loses clarity at this magnification, so "38" is overlayed on top in white, flashing text. Black action lines appear around the text.}

STRONG BAD: {annoyed} Row 38? {cut back to the overhead bin} I thought I was flyin' first class! Not back here in steerage {looks forward} with the pleb-dregs.

{The floral duffel bag shakes twice. The red bag "looks" left}

STRONG BAD: Don't you talk to me no more, dress-for-less!

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See Skills of an Artist#Cannonmouth

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This tweet, while not technically a reply, links to a tweet by @CraftingGeek, who posted a cross-stitch of Marshie and Nibbles.

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This tweet is a reply to @Judahe, who replied to Strong Bad's Punch-Out!! gif by asking if he and Soda Popinski went out for Cold Ones.

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This tweet, while not technically a reply, links to @Rikert_b's "amazing fan art" that Strong Bad responded to earlier.

This tweet is a reply to @RipplinBuck who posted a mecha version of Strong Bad, complaining that it never got featured on Weekly Fanstuff when he sent it.

This tweet is a reply to @Rikert_b, who posted a stylized drawing of Strong Bad against a Tandy 400 background.

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This tweet is a reply to @Chris_Vivier, who posted a picture of a pool sign, pointing out its resemblance to Strong Sad.

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This tweet, while not technically a reply, links to a tweet by @scarfmezzo with his attempt at the latest Skills of an Artist, replacing the cat with The Cheat and making the roll of toilet paper look like Strong Sad (including a speech bubble that reads "I'm sad that I'm plying.").

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This tweet is a reply to @destroyernoah, who pointed out Strong Bad's frequent updates and said that it's scaring him.

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This tweet is a reply to @CamTroid and @pullahoko. In response to Strong Bad's toilet paper drawing lesson, @pullahoko drew toilet paper with Biscuitdoughhandsman's likeness on it, similar to the paper towel in licensed. @CamTroid replied with Shut Up Lady's line from that email.

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{Cut to a Game Boy screen. A Videlectrix logo falls from the top of the screen as the Limozeen's Hot Babelien Odyssey version of the Videlectrix theme plays. The screen cuts to a Limozeen member with dark hair (possibly Harry or Terry Palaroncini) playing Because, It's Midnite (also from Hot Babelien Odyssey), with the Limozeen logo at the bottom of the screen. The Limozeen member goes in front of the camera and lifts his thumb, pinky, and index finger.}

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See Skills of an Artist#Posh Toilet Paper

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This tweet, while not technically a reply, links to a tweet by @FredBenitez with a Trogdor-based electronic mechanism.

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This tweet is a reply to @jstanley0, who posted a Trogdor-inspired dragon drawn by his son.

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This tweet is a reply to @jarate_pro, who replied to the previous tweet asking Strong Bad to reply with a quote from the 87th email.

This tweet is a reply to @e_karasz, who drew alternate prehistoric versions of Strong Bad and Homestar.

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This tweet is a reply to @SmallLindsay, who said she was reviewing Miyazaki films in Strong Bad's voice, and posted a picture of a review she posted on Discord (consisting of the first four sentences Strong Bad says in the video).

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{A still image of Strong Bad on the phone is shown with the text "Voice of: Strong Bad via unplugged 'ol landline"}

STRONG BAD: It's pretty baller. You got yer little girl. Yer grandpa spider. Yer pig time parents. Know what I'm talking about. And every time in the third act, without fail, something gets huge and giant and starts oozing blood and goop all over the place! And at that point in the movie, I always get the Studio a-Ghibli-jibblie-jibblies!

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Instagram: Strong Bad Muskrat Filter Pack DLC now available!

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{Cut to a door, adorned by a framed picture of Homestar Runner from the cover of Everything Else, Volume 1. At the bottom of the screen is an interface with the Craze-O Facemake logo, and pictures of Dangeresque Too, Stinkoman, Crack Stuntman, Senor Cardgage, Rather Dashing on fire, Old-Timey Strong Bad and The Ugly One. Senor Cardgage is selected, and Puppet Homestar pops up with sunglasses, a combover and a beard digitally added to his face. The icons disappear.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Whoa. This Strong Bad filter for Craze-O Facemake is not very accurate. Strong Bad only sometimes has a dead muskrat on his head! And crawling around his mouth. I'm gonna switch.

{Homestar ducks out of frame. The icons appear again, Old-Timey Strong Bad is selected, and Homestar pops back up with Old-Timey Strong Bad's hair and moustache.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh! Rapscabouts and fountainbleu! I'm old-timey! Um, rations! And... donate tin! Pretty good!

{Homestar ducks out of frame again, making a vocal sound effect. The hair and moustache are placed onto the framed picture of Homestar.}

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This tweet, while not technically a reply, refers to a tweet by @m0mentring comparing the Int-Ball, a Japanese camera drone aboard the International Space Station (that made headlines a few days prior), to a robotic Bubs.

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{The Int-Ball floats aboard the International Space Station. Onion Bubs floats in from the lower-right corner and bumps the Int-Ball off the screen, taking its place.}

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Instagram: In-app purchases have never been more worth it, you guys!!

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{Puppet Strong Bad is in front of a Strong Badia sign. Below him is an interface with the Craze-O Facemake logo, and pictures of Dangeresque Too, Stinkoman, Crack Stuntman, Senor Cardgage, Rather Dashing on fire, Old-Timey Strong Bad and The Ugly One. Senor Cardgage is selected, and sunglasses, a combover and a beard are added to Strong Bad's face. The pictures move out of frame.}

STRONG BAD: Oh, check out the new Cardgage filter from Craze-O Facemake! {imitating Senor Cardgage} Oh, many privalos, beveled edge! Uh, so many slices of gum! {normal voice} This is amazing! It's like I'm the man himself! Edah—

{The glasses move onto Strong Bad's mouth and the beard duplicates and moves onto each eye}

STRONG BAD: Ooh? Aah! Beard-eye! Beard-eye! Aah! Get it off!

{The features move back to normal}

STRONG BAD: Whew. That was close. This is great! Livin' my dreams. Out. {pauses, then ducks out of frame}

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See Skills of an Artist#Sammich

This tweet is a reply to @virtualboy96, who, responding to the previous tweet, asked if a tweet would count as an email.

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Edgar Jr's Cool Babysitter's
TWEE-MAIL CONVERTER

programmed entirely while Edgar Jr.
was in the bath.

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Dear Strong Bad,
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Woefully yours,
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This tweet is a reply to a Twitter user with handle @sharktoothbubs, who asked if Strong Bad had forgotten the character of the same name in the previous tweet, and even went so far as to include a screenshot from Dangeresque: Puppet Squad.

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{A hand holds Shark-Tooth Bubs by the head in front of a grey couch. He has small, white, limp balloon attached to his face, obscuring most of it.}

SHARK-TOOTH BUBS: Hey! Don't forgwet me! I still got the downstairs happenin'!

{The hand drops Shark-Tooth Bubs, who falls onto the couch and bounces slightly on impact.}

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{Puppet Strong Bad stands in front of the orange curtain.}

PUPPET STRONG BAD: In honor of World Puppet Day, everyone's getting...

{Puppet Strong Bad quickly ducks; the scene jump-cuts to the same position as he lifts up his head again, now with a small, beige, limp balloon attached to the bottom of his silver crest.}

PUPPET STRONG BAD: {shouting and shaking}...generic oblong puppet noseeeeeeees!

{The music from dragon plays. Slide transition to the same curtain scene, with Puppet Marshie replacing Strong Bad. Marshie has a similar red balloon attached to his nose.}

PUPPET MARSHIE: I'm even more of an abomination!

{Slide transition again, with Doreauxgard instead. He has a green balloon attached to his nose.}

DOREAUXGARD: Nobody knows what I look like anyways!

{Another slide transition, back to Puppet Strong Bad.}

PUPPET STRONG BAD: Finally, a generic puppet nose to go with my generic grumpy puppet mouth! {shakes quickly}

{Slide transition to The Exact Same, who has a pink balloon attached slightly below the area between his eyes.}

THE EXACT SAME: Well, despite all of this, I am still The Exact Same!

{Slide transition to Puppet The Cheat, who has a purple balloon attached between his eyes; due to the size and placement of the balloon, they are mostly obscured.}

PUPPET THE CHEAT: {Loud The Cheat noises}

{Slide transition to Puppet Homestar Runner, who is oriented in profile as usual. Only one of his eyes is visible, and he has a blue balloon attached above his top lip. Homestar quickly turns and faces the camera head-on, revealing the other eye diametrically opposite of the first. The music stops.}

PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: {nasal, shouting} This is great! I can really breathe through this thing!

{He inhales (making a strange buzzing sound) and exhales alternately, twice.}

PUPPET HOMESTAR RUNNER: Listen to those nasal passages! This is a new day for {even more nasal} Homestar Runner!

{He attempts to clear his throat twice, making a disgusted noise, then turns and confidently walks away stage left.}

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{Starts on a pink background with moving hearts}

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Behold! The Makeromancer! {"The Makeromancer" appears in the center— Strong Sad wearing a black heart-embroidered cloak and holding a gray staff with a black heart on top. He is accompanied by a title stating his name, and he shrinks and moves to the right of the frame.}

STRONG SAD: {draws his arm back} Oh... Makeromance! {thrusts his arm forward; there is a puff of green smoke, and the word "MAKEROMANCE!" blinks at the top of the screen in pixelated font}

{Cut to Marzipan and The Cheat at a table in The Field having tea. The Makeromancer comes in from the bottom of the screen.}

STRONG SAD: Makeromance! {puff of green smoke}

{Cut to Coach Z in the locker room with his pile of towels and laundry. The Makeromancer enters from the left.}

STRONG SAD: Makeromance! {puff of green smoke}

{Cut Strong Bad as Sharpdene and Homestar Runner wearing a hat and trenchcoat in a hilly area at night. The Makeromancer comes down from above.}

STRONG SAD: {slightly slower} Makeromance! {puff of green smoke; Homestar appears to pucker his lips}

{Cut back to the Makeromancer against the pink heart background. He looks at the camera.}

STRONG SAD: Uh, so are my magical powers supposed to be causing romance? Or am I just sort of... demanding it of people? With colored smoke?

{Another Makeromancer enters from the left}

SECOND STRONG SAD: Makeromance! {puff of green smoke, causing the first Makeromancer to vanish}

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{Sickly Sam stands in the middle of a black, Old-Timey void (similar to Strong Sad's appearance in ghosts) and sings a similarly-echoey song.}

SICKLY SAM: {singing slowly} Are we gonna make romance? And are we gonna make romance? Are we—

{Dee slides in from the right and harmonizes.}

DEE: {singing slowly} Are we—

{Dee bumps into Sickly Sam and they recenter in frame. Sickly Sam slowly puts his arm around Dee.}

BOTH: —gonna make romance?

{Both disappear with a "pafh!" cloud of dust}

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This tweet is a reply to @funkomatic, who drew Trogdor and asked Strong Bad's opinion on his use of consummate V's to settle a debate. The drawing features consummate V's throughout Trogdor's body rather than the small, round scales normally found on his middle section (of which Strong Bad has never actually spoken).

This tweet is a reply to @pullahoko, who was less concerned about Strong Bad's appearance in the previous tweet and more about "Head About To Explode Homestar Bird".

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He lights the bomb. It blows up.

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STRONG BAD: {subtitled} FOR THE LAST TIME...

STRONG BAD: {subtitled} I'M NOT EVIL THOMAS JEFFERSON...

STRONG BAD: {subtitled} OR COLONIAL ICE-T...

STRONG BAD: {subtitled} I'M LIN-MANUEL FREAKIN' MIRANDA!!

This tweet is a reply to @lukesawczak, who noticed that the Homestar Runner Wiki was listing Sharpdene as "Sharp Dean" and asked if it was actually "Sharkdeen". As such, it is the first official written instance of Sharpdene's name, and the spelling on the wiki was promptly corrected.

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PRANK IDEAS

-POODLE PROJECTOR (BEEF PRETENDER!)
-GUY LOOKING FOR HIS PANTS
-ROBOCALL FROM MARGARET GO-
STAND-OuTSiDERSON
-NEW GIRL CHARACTER CALLED
SHARPDENE (SOMeTHING ABouT COAT RACK?)
-STRONG SAD DIED, REALLY CRY FOR
A LONG TIME TELLING HER, FOLLOW
uP FOR WEEKS WHILE SS IS AT
MOCK u.N. CAMP ← GENiuS
-TELL MARZIPAN HOW YOu REALLY
FEEL ABOuT HeR. TIME iS RuNNiNG
OuT!
-MOVERS CALL HER. MAYBE ACTuALLY
FORCE HER TO MOVE B/W STEAL
ALL HER STuFF.

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Silhooty

{below is a picture of a silhouetted owl, with a speech bubble that reads:} Crark.

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Halloween Something
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This tweet is a reply to @Chip1329, who tweeted a picture of Strong Bad and The Cheat pumpkins, with a The Legend of Zelda pumpkin in the middle.

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This tweet, while not technically a reply, links to a tweet by wiki user @Gfdgsgxgzgdrc with an updated 20th anniversary version of the Everybody Everybody Poster.

This tweet is a reply to @zachlubarsky, who asked where sloshy was after seeing the Limozeen sound check in the previous tweet.

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LARRY PALARONCINI: {singing}Oh, on the road of life, you'd better get back up, before you ever get knocked back down... town... fifty miles an hour ain't no way to live your— nite mamas! Always save a dance for a crazy mamma jamma like me— nite mamas! Always take a chance on a crazy mamma jamma like me— nite mamas! Always take a chance on a crazy mamma jamma like me— nite mamas! Always save a dance, always save a dance!

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STRONG BAD: And you know what that means: things are about to get... bulbous. {waughmp waughmp} I bought a fisheye lens, and make a rap video With a couple of friends. It goes, {waughmp waughmp} {simultaneously} waughmp waughmp! All the ladies and mens, they know everything is better with a fisheye lens!

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This tweet is a reply to @EdbotnikThe, who imported Ultimate Strong Bad from 8-Bit is Enough into Super Smash Bros. for Wii U. Tom Nook is a character from Animal Crossing, a game which inspired the stage shown in EdbotnikThe's video and which The Brothers Chaps have mentioned previously.

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This tweet is a reply to @edzelyago, who made new lyrics to "Trogdor" using TCP/IP terminology in response to @makingislands' Trogdor Ethernet cable.

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This tweet is a reply to @nihaho13, who wanted a Get Ye Flask t-shirt after seeing that it was not yet being sold as part of the "Wave o' T-Shirts". It went on sale shortly thereafter.

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STRONG BAD: {singing} He works alone, except when he works with Renaldo, which is all the time, Dangeresque. He's a private eye, a crooked cop, a secret agent, and a celebrity pharmacist, Dangeresque. That guy is Dangeresque, Dangeresque, Dangeresque, Dangeresque! Or did I?

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{A wave of T-shirts is about to fall on What's Her Face}

HAWAIIAN GUY: wave o' t-shirts!

This tweet is a reply to @lizzylizzard04, who asked if the events of each Strong Bad Email (such as invisibility) were canon.

This tweet is a reply to @dan_r_parsons, who pointed out that Tech from the previous post seems like Ms. Tompkinsrobotmomerson's ex-husband.

This tweet is a reply to @OsakaJack, who asked what "Tech N Olive" is, referring to the hashtag from the previous tweet.

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#Tech 'n Olive

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STRONG BAD: Doo doo doo {clicks button with his foot} doo doo doo doo {his mouth stops moving, but the noises repeat throughout the song} Duddle-up-dup. {his mouth stops moving, but the noises repeat throughout the song} The system... {again, these words repeat throughout the song}

{Cut to Puppet The Cheat walking up to a lightswitch, then back to Puppet Strong Bad}

STRONG BAD: ...is down. {repeats throughout song}

{Cut back to The Cheat, who is switching the lights on and off} Doodle-ba-doo-diddle, doodle-ba-doo-diddle, doodle-ba-doo-diddle, doodle-ba-doo-diddle {repeats throughout song} {stops all sounds as the lights turn back on} Da-da-do-da-da-da-doo-doo-da-{cut to a Teen Girl Squad-style drawing of a hairy arm holding a cigarette, with "DOOJ" written on it} DOOJ!

Instagram: Burninating the troposphere!!
(With apologies to @usinterior, couldn't help myself)
This tweet is a "reply" to the US Department of the Interior, who posted the original, unaltered version of this photo of a lightning bolt on Instagram. Rather than resembling Trogdor, it was in the shape of a Tyrannosaurus Rex head.

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This tweet is a reply to @Wazzaldorp, who created the fanart in the top half of the image seen here.

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This tweet is a reply to BatteryStaple Games, who were asked by @OoruTech to reference Stinkoman 20X6 presumably in their upcoming game 20XX. They liked the idea enough to request The Brother's Chaps' permission.

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{The 1996 Craig Zobel drawings from the previous Instagram post are shown, except the Homestar design is facing towards the Strong Bad design, and the lines under the Strong Bad design have been removed. The audio is reused from Fan Costumes 2015.}

CRAIG ZOBEL HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hey, Regular Strong Bad.

CRAIG ZOBEL STRONG BAD: Hey, All-The-Time Homestar.

{It is also worth mentioning that @craigzobel replied to the tweet, saying "dunno, but I clearly drank a lot of em. I'ma go ahead and say that say [sic] Miyazaki stole my mask idea in Spirited Away tho...".}

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This tweet is a reply to @CaulinLucas, who made a "remastered mini [sic] of the 'Peasant's Quest' theme".

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This tweet is a reply to @kitty8mysundae, who replied to Strong Bad's previous tweet asking him to bring back some of the previous merchandise sold at the Store.

This tweet is a reply to @JamesAttridge, who claimed that the phrase "gZ gRXS g htgh dtz", found in the previous tweet in place of the Original Book's cover, was a classic quote from Homestar.

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gZ gRXS g htgh dtz

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Everyone loves the Homestar
runner. He is a terrific athlete.

r gZ gRXS g
htgh dtz

One day his friend, Pom-Pom, asked
him to enter the Strongest Man in the
World Contest.

not hold up.

Suddenly, th{obscured}ot shut down and dropped
his grapes. Th{obscured} Homestar Runner knew
something was up.

the homestar run
enters the strongest man in the world con

CHILDREN'S STORY

This tweet is a reply to @Phantomazing, who asked if (presumably) the Fangly-fish could survive when pitted against the Strong Sad seal. Strong Bad mentions BBC Natural History broadcaster David Attenborough.

This tweet is a reply to @pullahoko, who drew two interpretations of Strong Bad's unusual mouth shape from his "Rushmore" tweet. The second interpretation was a still drawing of the Big Mouth Billy Bass parody shown in this gif. Both the gif and the tweet itself are references to animal.

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This tweet is a reply to @HeyitsThorny, who replied to Strong Bad's previous tweet with a picture of Strong Bad's head with a slice of pizza for a mouth, since "mouthflesh belongs in a triangle" just like pizza does.

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S

SHORTS

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This tweet is a reply to @lennysundahl, who replied to Strong Bad's previous tweet and remarked that, due to mistaking the 80th anniversary for the 5th, Strong Bad wasn't "very good at math".

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This tweet is a reply to @NoMoreSpearows, who replied to Strong Bad's previous tweet asking why he drew himself, rather than Homestar, in a wedding dress. This may also be a reference to senior prom.

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This tweet is a reply to @RoboNinja103, who replied to Strong Bad's previous tweet explaining that it would actually be the 80th anniversary of Homestar Runner in Li'l Brudder years rather than the 5th anniversary.

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{Drawings of Tiny-Handed Strong Bad and The Homestar Runner appear on a piece of lined paper, in the same style as early Teen Girl Squad episodes. While Strong Bad narrates, spikes appear on The Homestar Runner's soles, and a caricature of Gene Simmons as "The Demon" appears in the lower-right corner of the screen, with a speech bubble that says "gimme my boots back!" Shortly afterward, the spikes disappear, replaced with focal lines around The Homestar Runner's hips. Similarly, The Demon is replaced by Mr. Pitters, whose speech bubble says "gimme my hips back!"}

STRONG BAD: Look. If the 20th anniversary of me and Homestar is making you feel old, then stop thinking of it in terms of regular years.

{The words "365 days = 1 year" appear on the screen and are then crossed out.}

STRONG BAD: Start thinking of it in terms of one-legged dog years!

{The original Li'l Brudder drawing appears.}

STRONG BAD: Due to all of his... adversities, it's unlikely that {choking up} Li'l Brudder's gonna... stick around very long.

{The original text from the drawing is removed. Gradually, phrases are added in red ink with arrows pointing to parts of the drawing. In order: "crubbed snout"; "mouthic leakage"; "stubbed dubs", pointing to his front leg-stubs; "jambler's eyeball", pointing to his left eye (from the viewer's perspective) and eyebrow; "stolen celebrity beagle ear"; "horn (not tail)"; "chronic jibblies", pointing to the trembling lines near his backside; and "oh dear god", pointing directly under his horn-for-a-tail.}

STRONG BAD: {normal} So one of his years is only a fourth of one of our years!

{A blank line graph appears. It is titled "li'l brudder life expectancy" in red ink. The bottom axis is labeled "good years left" and the left axis is labeled "adversities". The Geddup Noise plays as a red line traces from the top of the left axis (5 units up) slightly to the right (almost 1 unit right). The graph then disappears, and the words "1 brudyear = 1/4 rpwlcp year" appear, with a severed dog leg under "1 brudyear" and another leg paired with a cleaver under "1/4 rpwlcp year". In red ink, an asterisk is added to "rpwlcp", and the full acronym "regular people with, like, cell phones" appears at the bottom left corner of the screen. The cleaver then chops the second dog leg in half.}

STRONG BAD: Therefore, this is only the... fifth anniversary of Homestar Runner, in one-legged... Li'l Brudder... dog... years.

{The same drawings of Tiny-Handed Strong Bad and The Homestar Runner appear, this time with Strong Bad in a wedding gown and Homestar in a tuxedo with a top hat. The top of the screen has a "happy 20th anniversary!" ribbon, and the bottom of the screen says "renew them vows!" The "20" is quickly scribbled over in red ink with a "5". Then, as Strong Bad says the respective words, a carat with "one-legged li'l brudder dog years" appears before "anniversary!"}

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call me on my...
Selfoam

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This tweet references the Homestar Runner 20th Anniversary Show - 2 Sep 2016 public event.

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This tweet contains a video of an electric guitarist, whose face is unseen, playing a frantic solo. The backing music bears a strong resemblance to Moving Very Slowly.

This tweet was in reply to @coffeeordie, who asked how to catch a The Cheat (in reference to the Dijjery Doo tweet) and provided the base photo of the gif shown here.

This tweet was in reply to @DeFriendlyTroll, who urged the Strong Bad penguin to "RUN!" after seeing Strong Sad's shadow as a seal. Hence the seal is in the shape of Strong Sad's body here, and has eyes that appear dejected.

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MY HEAD A SPENGUIN

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my head as penguin

This tweet was in reply to @AAPLTree, who asked Strong Bad if he meant "my head a spenguin" with #StrongBadZone.

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MY HEAD A SPENGUIN

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my head as penguin
my head as penguinSB

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.....
The truck broke down without a sound but
cash is often sweeter.

Can it, marjory! Or i'll be wincing 'til tuesday.

A couple of kids can cause a stole my
rachet set, I need it to soften the blow.

Pretend, for a moment, you're out on the town,
livinitup while your pants, they are down.

THE FISH WAS DeLISH AND IT MADe
QUITe A DISH.

{On the underside of the paper, the following sentences show through upside down:}

The requested style is not valid. Please try
again.

At first

Eaten mildly and with a sense of smell,
the meal

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This tweet is a reply to @buenothebear (Pendleton Ward) and @BrandonHoang_, the latter of which had posted a tweet about an ultrasound, remarking the baby to appear similar to Strong Bad, while the former directed it to Strong Bad's Twitter. The tweet is also retweeted to John Hodgman, although the reason is unclear.

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{The entire video is through the vision of an ultrasound previously sent in a Tweet to Strong Bad}

STRONG BAD: Alright, everyone just calm down, okay? This is a perfectly natural stage of childhood development. Every baby hits the Strong Bad stage right after that lookin'-like-a-fried-shrimp stage.

{The frame cuts to a blank ultrasound, with a picture of a fried shrimp appearing shortly after}

STRONG BAD: You know what I'm talkin' about?

{The frame cuts back to the Strong Bad-like ultrasound}

STRONG BAD: Check out my adorable little single-deuce. Deuce! Deuce! {A circle resembling a hand next to the face moves up with every "deuce" said by Strong Bad} Hey, lady, can you feel this? Deuce deuce! Deuce deuce deuce! {The entire frame moves slightly with every deuce said by Strong Bad} Alright, now I'm creeping myself out. Sorry who's-so-ever's-innards-these-are.

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This tweet is a reply to @Band1tDav3, who messaged Strong Bad "teen trogdor squad? Happy b-day!", sparking the idea for "teen trog squad".

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{The Teen Girl Squad logo appears, with the title rewritten as "teen trog squad". The Teen Girl Squad music plays, amalgamated with Trogdor's theme.}

STRONG BAD: {falsetto} Teen Trog Squad!

{Trogdor appears as "trogleader", with less-developed wings and fast-motion lines. (All of the drawings come from the brainstorming sheet for Trogdor shown in the previous tweet.) The caption reads "burninate!".}

STRONG BAD: Trogleader!

{A new dragon, "such and such", appears. It resembles an alligator with stubby appendages, glasses, and a book. The caption reads "read-a-thon!"}

STRONG BAD: Such and Such!

{The Wormdingler appears diagonally. The caption reads "unconsummate!"}

STRONG BAD: Wormdingler!

{The "S is for Sucks" Dragon appears as "the suckly one", resting its head on its fist. The caption reads "creatine?".}

STRONG BAD: The Suckly One!

This tweet is a reply to @NerdbotMk2, who messaged Strong Bad his disappointment that he did not realize the costume Strong Bad has previously seen as a badly-made-rendition of himself was actually a costume of Sir Hotbod Handsomeface.

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This tweet is a reply to @frankenstylin, who sent Strong Bad a picture of him dressed as Strong Bad, with his head in the Strong Bad costume's mouth. However, the picture was sent roughly around the time Fan Costumes 2015 was uploaded, which is referenced in Strong Bad's reply.

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{close-up of Homestar Runner, wearing a Crack Stuntman paper mask and wearing a white shirt}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Blaaaaah! I'm Crap Costume! {begins coughing and wheezing} This shirt is choking me. {begins choking, eventually falling over}

Flash: http://bit.ly/1M3xmac
YT: https://youtu.be/uCNQsmpN-G8

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This tweet links to an Instagram post, revealing Strong Bad's Instagram account. The post contains the same text, as well as a looping video.

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{Plush Strong Bad swings back and forth in front of the Kennedy rug from Everybody to the Limit. A keyboard beat plays as Strong Bad raps.}

PLUSH STRONG BAD: I asked my friend Joe, I asked my friend Jake, I asked my friend Joe, I asked my friend Jake! Asked my friend Joe, I asked my friend Jake... they said it was Fhqwh- asked my friend Joe, I asked my friend Jake! Asked my friend Joe, I asked my friend Jake, I asked my friend Joe, I asked my friend Jake... they said it was Fhqwh-

Instagram

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{the same image from Strong Bad Classics! appears, but without Strong Bad's vandalism. The scene quickly zooms in on Strong Sad's soolnds. A drawing appears on top of them, consisting of a dog's face (left) and a duck's face (right), both in the same color as the soolnds. Strong Sad's toes form the basis for each pair of eyes. Meanwhile, a border of concentric gray rings (reminiscent of the classic Looney Tunes title cards) surrounds the drawing. The following text appears.}

Silly Soolnds
"TRAMPLO"       "STAMPLO"

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{close-up of the Strong Bad board, with both the plush Strong Bad and the Strong Bad figurine in front of it. They move simultaneously in opposite directions, one on top of the other.}

BOTH STRONG BADS: {in one voice} That's right, that was from #97, "monument". The first appearance of...

{both Strong Bads move to the bottom of the screen.}

UNSEEN CHORUS: {singing} Here comes the Shark-Tooth Thnikkaman!!

{These words float across the screen. Shark-Tooth Thnikkaman, a Shark-Tooth Bubs plush doll with paper cutouts of The Thnikkaman's sunglasses and "tH" sign appears from the bottom of the screen.}

SHARK-TOOTH THNIKKAMAN: Yeah! Shout e-{stops} Shout 'em around, kid... I... {turns to his right and begins walking offscreen} I used to sell TVs.

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I'M IN BETWEEXT

YOUR HEMISPHERES

JIMMY JONE!!

splurt!

cranial

fluid!!

your
content-
free
pal,
StroNG
BAD

This tweet is a reply to @jimmyjone, who criticized Strong Bad's Twitter account for appearing to become "just another brand posting content-free tweets".

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{close-up of the Strong Bad board, with both the plush Strong Bad and the Strong Bad figurine in front of it. They move simultaneously in opposite directions, one on top of the other.}

BOTH STRONG BADS: {in one voice; excitedly} Oh man, is this blowing your mind? Here's the song! Traipsin' along, traipsin'- traipsin' along, and an email got stuck in my eye!

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{wide view of a large Strong Bad board in front of the Videlectrix Office}

STRONG BAD POSTER: Oh, this week, it's a live sbemail song mystery monday! Here we go! Oh, tap your toes and check your email, oh a-tap your toes tonight... {The Strong Bad Poster falls down} Oof!

This tweet is a reply to @NerdbotMk2, who presented a fan drawing of several Homestars, each in a different costume or variation. The tweet is currently unavailable, but can be seen here.

This tweet is a reply to @devilcrosswords, who commented on the previous tweet with "Stack 'em to the heavens! Stack 'em to the heavens. I COULD WRITE A SONG CALLED 'STACK 'EM TO THE HEAVENS!'"

This tweet is a reply to @myrnehr, who demonstrated the demo on an actual Casio VL-Tone keyboard.

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{wide view of Figurine Strong Bad standing in a cardboard box in front of a Strong Badia background.}

STRONG BAD FIGURINE: {Strong Bad makes a microphone click noise and speaks in an emotionless theme park tour guide-styled voice. In each sentence, the pitch rises, reaches a high in the middle, and then falls} Of course that was from sbemail #104, theme park. That's the cartoon where the Easter egg is better than the rest of the email. And now for your reward, prepare to experience the fury of...

HOMESTAR FIGURINE: My buzzer!

{Homestar mimics fan noises and begins spinning out of the box, exposing his puppet stick. Strong Bad does similar, exclaiming monotone excitement. Eventually, there are drums heard in the background and Homestar and Strong Bad go back into the box, followed shortly by Strong Bad's microphone click.}

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{medium shot of a Strong Bad figurine in front of the Stop Sign}

STRONG BAD FIGURINE: Last week was sbemail 79, the process, and doesn't deserve a reward. Here go this weeks!

{cut to medium shot of a Strong Bad figurine in front of The Field}

STRONG BAD FIGURINE: Everybody loves this, everybody needs this, {Strong Bad figurine now upside-down} it's time for funny stuff.

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{medium shot of a plush Strong Bad}

PLUSH STRONG BAD: {speaking quickly} Last week was #59 Marzipan, now here's your reward.

PLUSH HOMESTAR: Oh, I have a plush duck mouth. Quack quack.

PLUSH STRONG BAD: {speaking quickly} Now here's this week's! {abruptly singing at normal speed, with a previous accent} My name is not Email Sam. Ooh ahh. So please don't call me Email Sam. Ooh ahh.

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{close-up of a plush Strong Bad with golden eyes}

PLUSH STRONG BAD: {singing} There once was a man named email, and he did his best for a while.

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{medium shot of Puppet Strong Bad}

PUPPET STRONG BAD: Hey, great job, all—

PUPPET HOMESTAR: {flung up in the air from offscreen, crying} Whoa!

PUPPET STRONG BAD: —my Twitterm'ns and Twitterladies! The answer was of course—

PUPPET HOMESTAR: {flung again} Bla-ha-haaa!

PUPPET STRONG BAD: —sbemail 109, "crying": —

PUPPET HOMESTAR: {flung again} Waaah!

PUPPET STRONG BAD: —the first appearance of—

PUPPET HOMESTAR: {flung again, now spinning} Whoa-oh-oh-ohhh!

PUPPET STRONG BAD: —Lil' Brudder. And now, for your sweet reward—

PUPPET HOMESTAR: {flung again, now diving} Heart of a champion!

{extreme fisheye close-up shot of Puppet Strong Bad's mouth}

PUPPET STRONG BAD: {menacing} ...A horrifying close-up of my ungodly puppet mouth.

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PUPPET STRONG BAD: {rapping} I'm not gonna sing an email song this week e—{realizes mistake, talking} Oh. Never mind.

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genius!

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Once there was a PHorridge Maiden who
lived in a meadow.

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HAPPY REKKID STORE DAY!

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This tweet is a reply to @Eatonfl and @florenjust, who each asked where they could get the iPhone case from the previous tweet.

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macromedia
macroFLASH 5

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Strong
Bads
{unreadable}

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This tweet is a reply to @trogdorrunner, who asked Strong Bad how he tweets with boxing gloves on.

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Edgar's Older Cousin's
Pet Ferret:

The Redundant
Tweet Obliterator

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*  INBOX = THE COMBO OF *
*  SPAM AND NEGLECT HAVE*
*  MADE ME SELF-AWARE.  *
*  GOODBYE FOREVER,     *
*  STRONG BAD. :-(      *
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*  -NEGLECTO THE EMAIL  *
*   CLIENT***************
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This tweet is a reply to @KatFord1, who drew Trogdor on the back of a Which Wich? sandwich bag.

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RUN strongbad_emailforrlzthistime


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*  INBOX = HAHAHAHAHA   *
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strongbad_email.exe


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OH DAMP!! GOT IT RUNNING
ON BOTH DRIVES!! NOW
I THINK I CAN RE-TWEET!

— SB

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HI-RES SCREENGRAB
FROM MY UPCOMING
NEW JAM!! - SB

DUCK BARF!!

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]TWITTER
]TWITTER
]TWITTER
]TWITTER
]TWITTER
]
]^BREAK IN LINE 10
]_

HEY! IT
WORKED!!

SB

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]10 print "TWITTER"
]20 goto 10
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]RUN

AM I DOING
THiS RIGHT?!

-SB