User:Neox

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Contents 1 My Story 2 That's a lot of userboxes! 3 Um, yeah. This section isn't much. 4 Other places you can find me at 5 Not much here, either. 6 My Evil Overlord List 7 Check this out!

My Story

It all started back in elementary school. I was in the school district's gifted program. Before class, my friend Vineeth called me over to show me something he and some others were watching. It seemed to be really funny. I just kept on walking. I didn't know it at the time, but they were watching First Time Here?. A couple years later (but still in elementary school, like maybe fourth or fifth grade), I somehow found out about homestarrunner.com and started to visit every once in a while. I had even found out about the wiki! Of course, I didn't do any editing until, like, sixth grade. Anyway, my mom banned me from the site, but let me back on a little bit later. Then I started editing. The only problem was that the next day, the changes I made were deleted! Then I decided to join the wiki. That was a couple of months ago. My name is Neox ONION BUBS!.

That's a lot of userboxes!

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This user uses Windows.

UN This user is also on Uncyclopedia.

GO This user found the wiki from a Google search. At least he thinks he did.

KID This user is between 13 and 19 years old.

This user is squirrel right-handed.

This user is an American.

This user's favorite email is uncertain.

This user's favorite characters are The Cheat,

Stinkoman,

Trogdor...

And did I mention The Cheat?

This user contributes using Internet Explorer when he's at his grandma's house. At home, he uses AOL.

This user loves to play Stinkoman 20X6.

PQ This user has beaten Peasant's Quest...with the help of the walkthrough article.

This user hath beaten Thy Dungeonman 3...again with help from Thy Walkthrough.

The first toon this user ever saw was First Time Here?.

This user has tampered with the DNA evidence.

MEH This user can understand Cheat Talk. He can also understand Yoshi Talk, but that isn't important on a site like this.

This user's rubbing ointment costs fifty bucks a tube.

LP This user wears long pants. He particularly likes sweatpants.

This user was raised by a cup of coffee.

This user mourns the loss of The Paper. Preeow. </div>

This user likes to think of it as a mythical legend.

This user has a legendary sword which he used to keep from being fangoriously devoured by a gelatinous monster.

This user is less than B.

This user is a latitude snob.

This user likes to Make-O His Own Stink-O(Man)! In fact, he's planning on getting a Fanstuff Wiki account to put up his comics!

This user is a member of the Broternal Order of Different Helmets.

This user takes battle axe lessons at the rec center, because you never know when you can't use your sword!

This user got distracted by The Thnikkaman.

This user has A secret handshake.

This user is a member of the On Point Kings

This user could use a dollar, he could use a couple bucks.

Homsar's words of wisdom: "Don't forget your tapesicle!"

This user can make it on his own.

This user is playing better video games.

Just then, this user traipsed in, naked as a jaybird.

This user has a good time with bread.

This user is SO GOOD!

This user helped the Cheato Bandito steal all of Senor Muybueno's gold.

This user can do it! He can do it twelve times!

This user is on the mooooooon!

This user is gonna have a good time tonight.

This user can play the violin. No, seriously! He really does! He takes private lessons and everything!

This user is sorry for throwing that first cake at Strong Sad.

This user is NOT doing The Cheat's taxes. He NEVER has, and he NEVER will.

This user comes for the wuggas, but stay for the jiggy juggas.

Этот пользователь нашел яйцо.

This user doesn't know what's fun about eating less candy. More importantly, he expects the Spanish Inquisition!

This user thinks Firebert is not a bad Commando name but could still do better.

If you want it to be possessive, it's just I-T-S, but if it's suppposed to be a contraction then it's I-T-apostrophe-S. Scalawag.

Looks like this user's gonna have to jump!

This user hates that fweakin' marshmallow.

This user is not willing to sever his leg, but he would like to try a combo meal.

This user is awesome singing backwards metal. Experience dance tonight!

This user likes cloth.

This user plays Viidelectrix games...without a Wii!

This user is NOT Hazardous to your Health, but decided to use this anyway.

This user has to save his/her weird accent!

This user keeps cool with Monkey D's Summer Tips.

This user thinks that Yoshi is holy-crap-adorable!

This user has rocked out to a YouTube video of Trogdor on Guitar Hero 2.

It's not that this user doesn't like Nebulon's styles, it's just that said user didn't know he had styles.

This user was Burninated by trogdor. He saved himself with a fire extinguisher. Peasants take note.

This user is faster than Kid Speedy.

This user has beaten Where's An Egg?. But it's so CONFUSING! Can't-speak-Russian-what-are-they-saying-AAAAGH!

This user LOOOOOOOOVES Yoo-Hoo!. </div>

The Horrible Painting gives this user the Jibblies.

This user Is prepared to send you his/her weight in free sign up CDs.

This user is soldier.

This user can count to G!

That's nothing. This user can also count to purple backwards!

There was this one time where this user had to hug a tree... </div>

This user is The Great.

THIS USER PWNS ALL!!1!!!

Obvious exits from this user page are North, South, and Dennis.

Um, yeah. This section isn't much.

I have repeatedly tried to email Strong Bad. If he answers one, you'll know.

Other places you can find me at

I have accounts on other websites, too. On YouTube and this one program called Roblox, I am Kirbyfan87827. On a fanfiction site (linked below), I am JRol (a nickname I have at school). and on Homestar Runner Wiki, I am Neox! ^_^ Oh, wait...

Not much here, either.

subject: im waiting...

Dear Strong Bad,
WILL YOU F---ING ANSWER ONE OF MY F---ING EMAILS ALREADY? Sincerely,
Neox

My Evil Overlord List

You might have heard of the Evil Overlord List. This is a list of things a person would do if he was an evil overlord. If you haven't heard of this list, click here. Well, I've made my own list. If you have some suggestions, post them on my talk page. If I like them, I will not only add them to my list, I will add the username of whoever suggested the suggestions. well, here goes:

• The Big Red Button will NOT cause my base or doomsday device to self-destruct. Instead, if I press it, the doomsday device will activate. If anyone else presses it, they will die instantly.
• If the good guy askes to see his loved ones one last time as he is about to be executed by my executioner, I will say yes...and kill them along with him.
• Any hopful new additions to my Evil Army Legion must undergo a loyalty test. If they fail, they die. The ones who passed the test will then undergo a competence test. Those who fail will be put into a machine that makes the incompetent people competent. At that point they would undergo a skill test at which point they would be put into ranks according to their results.

Check this out!

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"I CAN'T SPELL YOU!"	That. Is. NOT what I think it is... right?	"Was it my star or propeller cap that gave it away?" "It was your unbelievably loose grasp on the world around you." "Yeah, I guess I do have one of those."	"BRAN MUFFINS!! WHERE ARE YOU STUPID BRAN MUFFINS?!! TRY HARDER TO BE A BRAN MUFFIN!!!"
Look at them chompers!	Does this really need an explanation?	If he's the master of time and space, why come he's so dumpy?	Paul is dead, but The Cheat is not.
Shiiiinny...(mouth drooling)	NOTHING corn-related is a match for a mighty warrior!	Here I come! >KO)->	WOAH. I was DEFINITELY not expecting this! 0_o

I got this from Wario64.

My Favs Quotes "Dangit, chrona trigga! ... Chrona trigga! ... Chrhn—Chrono Trigger! ... Magus, I'm gonn... I'll kill you." Strong Bad, other days "I love the mall! I wish the mall could be my ringtone." So and So, Teen Girl Squad Issue 11 "BEEF AND CHEDDAR! FIVE FOR FIVE!" Strong Mad, yes, wrestling Other stuff i like Naruto Monty Python Comics Sonic Super Smash Brothers!

Simpsons Super Mario 64 DS Yoshi Don Hertzfeldt's cartoons (Rejected, Billy's Balloon, etc.) Music Crush 40 (music from Sonic games (Ever heard of "Live and Learn"?)) Weird Al TMBG Sites Galore! Hey, Mega Man? Wanna do something stupid today?

CHILI DOG! You won't believe what I've found here. Fanfictions. You know you want to... Games. Simple as that. More games. The place to be! badgerbadgerbadgerbadger... Straight to the source... SWEEEEEET! Will it blend?