User:Neox

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Alright! I'm an official Wiki user! This calls for, umm... something cool! Oh, right: Hi, my name is Neox! I love wikis. I am a huge Homestarrunner.com fan. I have edited things in the past, but they got DELETED! I kind of have a faulty memory, so I've forgotten stuff.

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This user uses Windows.

GO This user found the wiki from a Google search. At least he thinks he did.

KID This user is almost 13 years old. Hooray!

RIGHT This user is right handed

This user is an American.

This user's favorite email is uncertain.

This user's favorite characters are The Cheat,

Stinkoman,

Trogdor...

And did I mention The Cheat?

This user loves to play Stinkoman 20X6.

PQ This user has beaten Peasant's Quest...with the help of the walkthrough article.

This user hath beaten Thy Dungeonman 3...again with help from Thy Walkthrough.

The first toon this user ever saw was First Time Here?.

This user has tampered with the DNA evidence.

MEH This user can understand Cheat Talk. He can also understand Yoshi Talk, but that isn't important on a site like this.

LP This user wears long pants. He particularly likes sweatpants.

This user was raised by a cup of coffee.

This user has a legendary sword which he used to keep from being fangoriously devoured by a gelatinous monster.

This user can make it on his own.

This user is playing better video games.

This user is SO GOOD!

This user helped the Cheato Bandito steal all of Senor Muybueno's gold.

This user is on the mooooooon!

This user is gonna have a good time tonight.

This user doesn't know what's fun about eating less candy. More importantly, he expects the Spanish Inquisition!

This user thinks Firebert is not a bad Commando name but could still do better.

If you want it to be possessive, it's just I-T-S, but if it's suppposed to be a contraction then it's I-T-apostrophe-S. Scalawag.

Looks like this user's gonna have to jump!

This user hates that fweakin' marshmallow.

This user is not willing to sever his leg, but he would like to try a combo meal.

This user is awesome singing backwards metal. Experience dance tonight!

This user likes cloth.

This user plays Viidelectrix games...without a Wii!

This user is NOT Hazardous to your Health, but decided to use this anyway.

This user keeps cool with Monkey D's Summer Tips.

This user thinks that Yoshi is holy-crap-adorable!

This user has rocked out to a YouTube video of Trogdor on Guitar Hero 2.

It's not that this user doesn't like Nebulon's styles, it's just that said user didn't know he had styles.

I have repeatedly tried to email Strong Bad. If he answers one, you'll know.

You know, if I had a theme song, it would be a longer, lyricless version of Strong Bad's funeral dirge from your funeral. And while on the topic of music, I would like to thank I would like to say that I seriously like video game music. This might be an exaggeration, but I would go to any length to get "One Winged Angel" stuck in my head.

Also, if you think I am planning to do something murderous just because I'm making a joke, you're DEAD WRONG. Wait, did I just say "dead wrong"? As in "dead"? Oh, God. Disregard that "dead wrong" comment as well.

subject: im waiting...

Dear Strong Bad,
WILL YOU F---ING ANSWER ONE OF MY F---ING EMAILS ALREADY? Sincerely,
Neox

Umm... I don't know what else to talk about, so as Stinkoman would say, "CALL ME ON MY CELL PHONE!!!"

"I CAN'T SPELL YOU!"	That. Is. NOT what I think it is... right?	"Was it my star or propeller cap that gave it away?" "It was your unbelievably loose grasp on the world around you." "Yeah, I guess I do have one of those."	"BRAN MUFFINS!! WHERE ARE YOU STUPID BRAN MUFFINS?!! TRY HARDER TO BE A BRAN MUFFIN!!!"
Look at them chompers!	Does this really need an explanation?	If he's the master of time and space, why come he's so dumpy?	Paul is dead, but The Cheat is not.