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Alright! I'm an official Wiki user! This calls for, umm... something cool! Oh, right:
Hi, my name is Neox! I love wikis. I am a huge Homestarrunner.com fan. I have edited things in the past, but they got DELETED! I kind of have a faulty memory, so I've forgotten stuff.
I have repeatedly tried to email Strong Bad. If he answers one, you'll know.
You know, if I had a theme song, it would be a longer, lyricless version of Strong Bad's funeral dirge from your funeral.
"Meh." "Meh." "Meh." "Meh." "Meh." "Meh." "Meh."
Also, if you think I am planning to do something murderous just because I'm making a joke, you're DEAD WRONG. Wait, did I just say "dead wrong"? As in "dead"? Oh, God. Disregard that "dead wrong" comment as well.
Umm... I don't know what else to talk about, so as Stinkoman would say, "CALL ME ON MY CELL PHONE!!!" Oh, wait. I like music by Weird Al and Scatman John. Look him up on Wikipedia.
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That. Is. NOT what I think what it is... right?
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"Was it my star or propeller cap that gave it away?" "It was your unbelievably loose grasp on the world around you." "Yeah, I guess I do have one of those."
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"BRAN MUFFINS!! WHERE ARE YOU STUPID BRAN MUFFINS?!! TRY HARDER TO BE A BRAN MUFFIN!!!"
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Does this really need an explanation?
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