| Object | Fight it | Talk to it | Jump it
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| Anger
| It was Anger. Now you are badly burnt. (-1)
| It was Anger. You sing the song from the gum commercial, annoying him. At least his head didn't get on fire. (0)
| It was Anger. He was reading his newspaper and wasn't paying attention. (+2)
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| Annali
| It was Annali. You push her into the lake. She doesn't mind. She wanted to swim today, anyway. (0)
| It was Annali. She tries to get you to take a survey. (-1)
| It was Annali. You jump over her. Good thinking! (+2)
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| Anvil
| It was an anvil. It falls on your head. Ouch. (-1)
| It was an anvil. Anvils can't talk, you know. (0)
| It was an anvil. You jump over it. Not bad. (+2)
|
| Ball
| It was a ball. You popped it and made some kid cry. (-1)
| It was a ball. It talks of foreign lands. Intriguing. (+2)
| It was a ball. You land on it and fall awkwardly. (0)
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| Bat
| It was a bat. You throw tin foil at it and mess up its radar. (+2)
| It was a bat. SCREE! SQUEE! Ow! Your ears! (-1)
| It was a bat. It's too high up. You hug a tree. (0)
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| Bing Bong
| It was Bing Bong. Why fight something imaginary? (-1)
| It was Bing Bong. He tells you about fun times he had with Riley. (+2)
| It was Bing Bong. You jumped over him. Weird. (0)
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| Boober
| It was Boober. You tie him to a rock. Good going. (+2)
| It was Boober. You tell him a joke. He tackles you. (-1)
| It was Boober. You jumped over him. Weird. (0)
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| Calendar
| It was a calendar. You can't. You still end up getting everyone gift cards. (0)
| It was a calendar. It says you forgot last week's pool party. Missed it by that much! (-1)
| It was a calendar. You jump over it. Leap year! (+2)
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| Computer
| It was a computer. You reformat and install Linux. Nice work. (+2)
| It was a computer. 'This voice recognition software is CHEAP!' (-1)
| It was a computer. You land in one of The Cheat's cartoons. Homestar helps you get out. (0)
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| Convincing John
| It was Convincing John. You pick up a hammer. He convinces you to drop it. (0)
| It was Convincing John. He convinces you to go swimming. Bad idea with all those cats around. (-1)
| It was Convincing John. You jumped over him. Good one. (+2
|
| Disgust
| It was Disgust. You won by throwing broccoli at her. (+2)
| It was Disgust. You get bored hearing her talk on and on about the latest fashion trends. (-1)
| It was Disgust. You jumped over her. Weird. (0)
|
| Dr. O
| It was Dr. O. You eat an apple. She disappears. (+2)
| It was Dr. O. She says you have the skips. You don't. (-1)
| It was Dr. O. You jumped over her. Phew. Close one. (0)
|
| Edgar
| It was Edgar. You lock him in a crate and send him to Timbuktu. (+2)
| It was Edgar. You get bored by his talking about evil plots. (-1)
| It was Edgar. You jumped over him. Weird. (0)
|
| Franciscan Monk
| It was a Franciscan monk. Wimpiest monk ever. High five. (+2)
| It was a Franciscan monk. You tell him the one about the horse in the midget bar. He keeps his vow. (0)
| It was a Franciscan monk. You catch your foot on his habit, tripping and falling. (-1)
|
| Fear itself
| It was fear itself. You fight fear with fear. Oh wait, that's fire. (0)
| It was fear itself. You learn that it's just as scared of you. (+2)
| It was fear itself. You fall forever then wake up in a bad cliche. (-1)
|
| Frog
| It was a frog. It grabs you with its tongue. (-1)
| It was a frog. It talks of jelly creatures. Interesting. (0)
| It was a frog. You jump over it. Leap frog! (+2)
|
| Great
| It was great. Why fight something so great? (-1)
| It was great. You talk to it. It's so great. (+2)
| It was great. You jump over it. Not so great. (0)
|
| Homsar
| It was Homsar. You drop a Heavy Lourde on him. Easy peasy. (+2)
| It was Homsar. 'AAaaAA, I was raised by a cup of coffee!' (0)
| It was Homsar. He floats up in the air and knocks you over. (-1)
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| Hopsy
| It was Hopsy. She won. That wasn't a good idea. (-1)
| It was Hopsy. She tells you her latest observations. (+2)
| It was Hopsy. You jumped over her. Weird. (0)
|
| Joy
| It was Joy. You throw memories at her. She throws broccoli at you. She wins. (-1)
| It was Joy. She tells you about Riley's memory of the twisty tree. (+2)
| It was Joy. You just jumped over an EMOTION. Weird. (0)
|
| K2
| It was K2. You get lightheaded from lack of oxygen and lose both your hands. (-1)
| It was K2. You guys make fun of sherpas together. Good times. (+2)
| It was K2. It's a smidge too high. (0)
|
| Lead
| It was lead. Lead poisoning for you. (-1)
| It was lead. It tells you to stay away. It IS dangerous, after all. (+2)
| It was lead. You jumped over it. You're safe now. (0)
|
| Mammoth
| It was a mammoth. It was stronger than you. It won. (-1)
| It was a mammoth. It agrees not to hurt you as long as you don't try to hunt it. (+2)
| It was a mammoth. It's much too high. (0)
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| Marie
| It was Marie. Now she's all messed up. (-1)
| It was Marie. You warn her about Edgar. (+2)
| It was Marie. You jumped over her. Weird. (0)
|
| Meal replacement bar
| It was a meal replacement bar. You break a tooth trying to bite it to death. (-1)
| It was a meal replacement bar. You tell it that it is flavorless, and it reaffirms your belief by not replying. (+2)
| It was a meal replacement bar. Ain't nobody replacing YOUR meal. (0)
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| Odd Skipper
| It was Odd Skipper. You get the skips. (-1)
| It was Odd Skipper. She talks to you about the skips. You get bored. (0)
| It was Odd Skipper. No skips for you! (+2)
|
| Peter Rabbit
| It was Peter Rabbit. He swings a giant carrot at you. He misses. (0)
| It was Peter Rabbit. He tells you a way to avoid the cats. (+2)
| It was Peter Rabbit. You jump over him. Missed him by that much!. (-1)
|
| Proverb
| It was a proverb. You knock the proverbial snot out of it. (+2)
| It was a proverb. It's too highbrow. You get confused. (0)
| It was a proverb. I said 'proverb' not 'riverb!' Jeez. (-1)
|
| Rabid dog
| It was a rabid dog. Rabies for you. (-1)
| It was a rabid dog. 'Quit crappin up my lawn!' (+2)
| It was a rabid dog. Bites the butt off your pants. Like in cartoons. (0)
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| Riley
| It was Riley. She hits you with a hockey stick. Ouch. (-1)
| It was Riley. She invites you to join her hockey team. (+2)
| It was Riley. You jumped over her. Weird. (0)
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| Rock
| It was a rock. All you have is scissors. You lose. (-1)
| It was a rock. Now you're really bored. (0)
| It was a rock. You jumped over it. Nice one. (+2)
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| Sadness
| It was Sadness. Why fight someone so sad? (0)
| It was Sadness. She made you cry so much that you're basically swimming. (-1)
| It was Sadness. At least this Emotion is worth jumping over. (+2)
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| Scrat
| It was Scrat. You take his acorn. He bites you. (-1)
| It was Scrat. You play charades with him. You win. (+2)
| It was Scrat. You jumped over him. Weird. (0)
|
| Shark
| It was a shark. It bites your fists off. Too bad. (-1)
| It was a shark. Quint calls out to you from the depths of the shark's belly with some keen fishing tips. (+2)
| It was a shark. You jump the shark. Just like Homestarrunner.com. (0)
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| Sloth
| It was a sloth. 'Survival! Of the! Fittest! I don't think so. Yeah!' (-1)
| It was a sloth. It talks so much that you get bored. (0)
| It was a sloth. You jumped over it. Good plan. (+2)
|
| Sock creature
| It was a sock creature. You knock the stuffing out of it. Literally. (-1)
| It was a sock creature. You help it find the sock drawer. (+2)
| It was a sock creature. You jumped over it. Weird. (0)
|
| Stand of pines
| It was a stand of pines. It's not standing anymore. (+2)
| It was a stand of pines. It whispers back. (0)
| It was a stand of pines. You get caught on the branches and can't get down. (-1)
|
| Stump
| It was a stump. You can't fight the stump any more than you can stop time. (-1)
| It was a stump. It grows a little. (0)
| It was a stump. You jumped over it. Good plan. (+2)
|
| Swimming pool
| It was a swimming pool. You put salt in it. Everything in it floats now. (0)
| It was a swimming pool. Someone in the pool starts playing music. You dance to it. (+2)
| It was a swimming pool. Now you're all wet. (-1)
|
| Tiger
| It was a tiger. It plays tag with you. With its teeth. (-1)
| It was a tiger. It wants to play tag. You're it. (0)
| It was a tiger. You jumped over it. Good plan. (+2)
|
| Train
| It was a train. You put a penny on the tracks. Doesn't derail. (-1)
| It was a train. You talk to a guy in the dining car and offer him green eggs and ham. He refuses. (0)
| It was a train. Right through an open boxcar in a TransAm! (+2)
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| Yop
| It was a Yop. You can't. She's too small. (0)
| It was a Yop. She invites you to her Clue mansion. (+2)
| It was a Yop. She jumps higher than you. (-1)
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