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DuaAaAaAaAaAaA! I'm a puzzle craze from the 2000's!
"I r teh artist!!!!!11111"
I got the last one in my size! (Aug 7 06)

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AAAAAAAA 
My name, according to the guy after me at Best Buy who just pressed the confirm button a lot after I failed to input a name for my high score in the Guitar Hero demo. I'm serious.
Blue 
What Marzipan calls black.
CGNU 
With their new E-niversity, you can get a degree in Caps Lock Technician in just four clicks!
Decemberween 
The best one ever was in 2001.
Everybody 
Name of some guy who likes the Homestar Runner. The intro page seems to be dedicated to him: "Everybody! La-di-da-di-da!"
Fraternity 
I don't really know what this word means. I think it means, like, friendship, or bondage, or something. . .
I can count to it!
Haldo
A word of salutation used by bow salesmen who live behind fences which can be knocked down by scaring horses named Gary. For some reason.
Infinity 
When you put it in an empty glass, it becomes colorful and a great subject for, say, experimental films.
Jig 
Strong Bad quickly discovers that this dance is more effective for catching fish than a lure is.
King 
What the King of Town claims to be.
Limozeen 
A band that Strong Bad likes. One time, their name was at the top of the screen, but Larry didn't know that.
Mississippi Mud 
A delicious cake-type thing that's SOOOOOO GOOOOOOOOD. Seriously, you ought to try one. And if you're under 10, good luck spelling it.
Nothing 
What Strong Bad got Marzipan for her birthday. Also, what The Poopsmith says.
O RLY? 
According to a new law passed on the internet, anyone who fails to respond to this with a YA RLY! will be fined a million billion dollars.
Pee 
I really got, I really gotta do this, I really got, I really gotta do this, do this.
Qat 
A word Scrabble players LOVE, and most people don't know what it means.
Rust 
The perfect bicycle brake. (Hey, if it worked in Earthbound. . .)
Sbu 
Making Bubs say this word renders him incapable of lying -- I mean, flying.
Typhlosion 
A Pokemon character, and mathgrant's favorite, possibly. The fact that he even knows Pokemon besides Pikachu exist probably makes him insane.
UPPERCASE 
WHAT THIS ENTIRE LINE IS IN.
Viral Fox 
Ever since mathgrant created a song entitled this, it's become his random running gag with which he annoys everybody else. Viral fox, viral fox, viral fox. See? It works.
Waldo 
Nobody knows where he is.
Xenophobic 
The fear of strangers. Hey, I had to put SOMETHING for X.
Yon dungeon 
Where a SCROLL and a FLASK usually reside.
Zero 
mathgrant wishes his IQ were this high.

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