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'''Mel''': That's what I said. Well, let's start trying.
'''Mel''': That's what I said. Well, let's start trying.
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''{Fade to black. Cut to Mel's bedroom, where he has placed the tomatoes on the bad.}''
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''{Fade to black. Cut to Mel's bedroom, where he has placed the tomatoes on the bed.}''
'''Mel''': Hmmmmm. The answer lies in a bed. I dunno if this is gonna work. ''{scratches head}''
'''Mel''': Hmmmmm. The answer lies in a bed. I dunno if this is gonna work. ''{scratches head}''

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Contents

About Me

I like HRWiki.

"You heard it, folks! mathgrant likes HRWiki!"

"It's fluffety. It's puffety. 1, 2, 3, 4, 9."

Random Incoherent Crap

Random incoherent crap happens! Stave it off, 1, 2, 3, and now what would you do if you were a diffirent town for one day????? I can do carthweels for a big old round old red old natsy old mile! And his hands looked like guacamole! It was the moooooooooooooon!!!! I knew it! LEEKO LEEKO LEEKO! I FEEL LIKE SOME SERIOUS BISCUIT DOUGH!

Okay, so I'm not very good at incoherent crap. Only coherent crap.

Definition List

AAAAAAAAAA 
The Anglo-Americo-Australian Association Against Arbitrarily Asinine Alliterative Acronym Abuse. [1]
A-NOTHING! 
See Nothing.
Arrow 
Appears in Dance Dance Revolution to tell you which pads to step on. Also appears in Teen Girl Squad Issue 1 to kill The Ugly One.
Chance 
What's Her Face sings a song about having one with a guy.
Corporate Rock 
See Sucks.
Costume Palace 
Where the King of Town bought his crown.
Dead 
The Cheat is not dead. Homestar Runner's brain is dead. Michael Jackson's plastic surgeon should be dead.
Decemberween 
The best one ever was in 2001.
Douglas 
The Cheat can't say this word, which is why the black sycamore outside the window has a more advanced vocabulary than The Cheat.
Everybody 
Name of some guy who likes the Homestar Runner. The intro page seems to be dedicated to him: "Everybody! La-di-da-di-da!"
Fluffy Puff Mayo 
Definition 1 (Homestar): Pretty darned good mayo. Definition 2 (everyone else): Poison.
GIVE BABY 
How to get free pills.
Hitler 
His brain is in a jar.
How to tell if someone's dumb 
See How to tell if someone's stupid.
How to tell if someone's stupid 
See How to tell if someone's dumb.
Infinity 
When you put it in an empty glass, it becomes colorful and a great subject for, say, experimental films.
Jar 
Hitler's brain is in one.
Jig 
Strong Bad quickly discovers that this dance is more effective for catching fish than a lure is.
King 
What the King of Town claims to be.
Limozeen 
A band that Strong Bad likes. One time, their name was at the top of the screen, but Larry didn't know that.
Luigi 
Mario's brother. It's gonna take the world's biggest miracle for the King of Town to be able to dress up as him on Halloween.
Mario 
An overweight plumber. The obese King of Town resembles him so much, that all he needed to do was put on the trademark M hat to dress up as him for Halloween.
mathgrant 
See Moron.
Moron 
What you are if you don't like Homestar Runner. Also, what mathgrant is.
Mrs. Commanderson 
A pre-kindergarten teacher who also works for The Cheat Commandos. Obviously, she never has any time to sleep.
Normal 
What the word Douglas is, and what everything else on HSR isn't.
Nothing 
What Strong Bad got Marzipan for her birthday. Also, what's in mathgrant's head.
Peasantry 
A small village where Rather Dashing lives. The population is dwindling due to Trogdor.
PUT BABY IN BUCKET 
How to get a free meatball sub.
Rocks 
They're in your head if you hate HSR.
Sbu 
Making Bubs say this word renders him incapable of lying -- I mean, flying.
Self-reference 
See Self-reference.
Sucks 
A word that describes the SB e-mail tape leg, as well as all reality television shows. Some people prefer to euphemize with the word "vacuums".
Sweet Cuppin' Cakes 
A crazy cartoon.
Teen Girl Squad 
Awesome HSR cartoon.
Thatched-roof Cottage 
Trogdor fodder.
THROW BABY 
The quickest way to get soda.
Trophy 
The Cheat deserves one.
Twenty-Sided Die 
Popular RPG item. One squishes So and So in Teen Girl Squad Issue 8, but Strong Bad thinks it has only twelve sides, because he can't even count to G.
Website 
What this is.
Last letter in the alphabet.
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz 
You'd have to be totally dull to say this word while watching a cartoon by The Brothers Chaps.

The Sun Almost Rises

File:thesunalmostrises.png
The answer lies in a bed

Mel and Dude have to sundry their tomatoes, but it's raining. Hilarity ensues.

Cast (in order of appearance): Mel O. Mushroom, Dude Shroomington, Port Fungi, Wizard, Melody

Transcript

{A series of envelopes appear and are tossed into a pile. The envelopes display the credits as follows: "loaded." "A Mellow Mushroom Cartoon" "Starring Mel & Dude" "The Sun Almost Rises"}

{Cut to the inside of Mel's mailbox. Mel opens the mailbox, pulls out the mail, and closes it back. Now we see the outside of Mel's mushroom house. It is raining. Mel enters his house. He is dripping wet.}

Mel: Sure is coming down hard out there.

Dude: Looks like it's going up to me.

Mel: Dude! Sit up straightways!

{Zoom out to see Dude is sitting on the couch upside down.}

Dude: Oh, sorry. {turns around to be sitting right side up} Hey, you're right. It is coming down. So what came in the mail? Anything good?

Mel: Let's see. . . {we see Mel's hands holding the mail, the top envelope is stamped "FINAL NOTICE" and addressed to Mel O. Mushroom, 420 Shroom St., Shroomville} A bill. . . {Mel throws it onto the floor, revealing the item under it to be some coupons for PEANUTS!, DiDi's "Pizza", and the House of Rays Tanning Salon.} A couple of crummy coupons, these can get thrown away. . . {Mel throws them onto the floor, revealing a letter from Melody, The Mellow Mushroom, addressed to the same address on the bill} And, oh! We got something from Melody up at the restaurant!

Dude: {springs up quickly from the couch} Melody? {Dude's pupils become hearts} Is it for me?

{Mel opens the envelope. The letter inside reads:}

Dear Mel and Dude,
  Here's a list of the ingredients
I need by tomorrow. Don't be
late!!!
  16 red onions
  12 cloves of garlic
  8 bell peppers
  100 black olives
  24 sundried tomatoes
I expect them here by 7 am.
-Melody

Mel: Uhhh, yeah. It says, uh, "Dear Dude, You're the cutest talking mushroom that I ever saw."

Dude: Really?

Mel: Nah, it really says, "Dear Mel and Dude, Here's a list of the ingredients I need by tomorrow: 16 red onions."

{Dude open a cabinet. A large number of red onions fall down to the sound of falling bowling pins.}

Dude: Got enough onions.

Mel: 100 black olives.

{We see many barrels full of black olives. Port Fungi is swimming in them.}

Dude: What's after that?

Mel: 8 bell peppers.

{Cut to a big stack of bell peppers, with a sign that says, "A LOT OF PEPPERS". Some peppers fall down to reveal Dude.}

Dude: Check.

Mel: 12 cloves of garlic.

{We see a barrel full of garlic cloves, which is labeled "GARLIC".}

Dude: Got those.

Mel: And 24 sundried tomatoes.

{We see two baskets next to each other. The left one is an empty basket labeled "Sundried Tomatoes". The right one is a full basket labeled "Undried Tomatoes".}

Dude: {looks into the basket} Uhhh, we don't have the sundried tomatoes. We'd better start drying them now.

Mel: Are you kidding? It's pouring out there! What are we going to do?

Dude: I got it!

{Dude shines a flashlight on the undried tomatoes.}

Mel: I don't think that'll cut it, Dude. We better call Wizard.

{Cut to Wizard's telephone, which is ringing. Wizard picks it up.

Wizard: Hello?

{The screen changes to a split screen, with Mel and Wizard visible in separate screens.}

Mel: Hey, Wiz. Mel here.

Wizard: Oh, hello, Mel. What can I do for you?

Mel: Oh, uh, Dude and I have a bit of a problem. We need to sundry a bunch of tomatoes by tomorrow, but the rain is sorta getting in our way. Any ideas?

Wizard: Hmmmmmm. . . have you tried a flashlight?

Mel: WHAT? {Mel gains a shocked expression on his face.}

Wizard: Just kidding.

Mel: Oh.

{The screen shows Wizard's crystal ball.}

Wizard: I saw Dude trying that in my crystal ball. {cut back to the split screen} Actually, I think you will find the solution in a bed.

Mel: Say huh?

Wizard: In a bed. The answer lies in a bed.

Mel: Say huh, wha?

Wizard: Goodbye, Mel.

{Mel and Wizard hang up and walk off of their respective split screens. Cut back to Mel and Dude with the undried tomatoes.}

Dude: What'd he say?

Mel: He said the answer lies in a bed.

Dude: Say huh?

Mel: That's what I said. Well, let's start trying.

{Fade to black. Cut to Mel's bedroom, where he has placed the tomatoes on the bed.}

Mel: Hmmmmm. The answer lies in a bed. I dunno if this is gonna work. {scratches head}

Dude: Maybe we should turn the lights off and sing 'em a song.

Mel: Hey, wait! Maybe he was talking about a different kind of bed.

{Cut to Mel's garage. The garage door opens, revealing Mel and Dude looking at Mel's truck. The truck bed has four darts in it.}

Dude: Where's the bed?

Mel: The truck, Dude. The bed of the truck.

Dude: I never slept there before.

Mel: Well, do you see anything in there that could help us?

Dude: Oh, there's my jarts {darts}! You wanna play some jarts, Mel?

Mel: Dude! Stay on task!

Dude: Oh, right. Beds. Let's see, what about a. . . bed of lettuce?

{Cut to Mel's kitchen. Dude is holding a plate covered with lettuce leaves.}

Dude: Here goes! {Dude drops a tomato on the lettuce. Cricket chirps are heard while nothing happens.} Now, hold on a sec. Sometimes these types of things take a while.

Mel: You can wait there all you want, Dude. It ain't gonna happen. We'll just have to tell Melody we'll get here the sundried tomatoes in a few days.

Dude: Oh, all right. {Dude dumps the tomato into the trash can.}

Mel: Don't throw 'em away! {Mel reaches in and retrieves the tomato. Underneath the tomato is the coupons from the mail.} Hey, that's it! {The camera zooms in on the House of Rays Tanning Salon coupon.}

Dude: What?

{Cut to a now filled bucket of sundried tomatoes. Zoom out to see more dried tomatoes on a tanning bed. Mel and Dude are wearing protective glasses.}

Mel: Melody'll never know the difference.

{Fade to black. Cut to Mel, Dude, and Melody outside the Mellow Mushroom restaurant.}

Melody: Well, guys, everything looks pretty good, though the sundried tomatoes are smelling a little bit like Coppertone.

Mel: Oh, uh, yeah, that's, uhhh, that's olive oil. You know. Olive oil, {using finger quotes} "Nature's Coppertone". {winks}

Dude: That's right, Mel. Nature's Coppertone. {winks back}

Melody: Why are you guys winking at each other?

Mel: Say huh?

Dude: Say huh, wha?

{Canned laughter as black covers the screen and the words "the end" appear. Options to go "back" to the main page or to play the toon "again" are displayed.}

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