User:Mathgrant

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About Me

I like HRWiki.

"You heard it, folks! mathgrant likes HRWiki!"

"It's fluffety. It's puffety. 1, 2, 3, 4, 9."

Random Incoherent Crap

Random incoherent crap happens! Stave it off, 1, 2, 3, and now what would you do if you were a diffirent town for one day????? I can do carthweels for a big old round old red old natsy old mile! And his hands looked like guacamole! It was the moooooooooooooon!!!! I knew it! LEEKO LEEKO LEEKO! I FEEL LIKE SOME SERIOUS BISCUIT DOUGH!

Okay, so I'm not very good at incoherent crap. Only coherent crap.

Definition List

AAAAAAAAAA 

The Anglo-Americo-Australian Association Against Arbitrarily Asinine Alliterative Acronym Abuse. [1]

A-NOTHING! 

See Nothing.

Arrow 

Appears in Dance Dance Revolution to tell you which pads to step on. Also appears in Teen Girl Squad Issue 1 to kill The Ugly One.

Chance 

What's Her Face sings a song about having one with a guy.

Corporate Rock 

See Sucks.

Costume Palace 

Where the King of Town bought his crown.

Dead 

The Cheat is not dead. Homestar Runner's brain is dead. Michael Jackson's plastic surgeon should be dead.

Decemberween 

The best one ever was in 2001.

Douglas 

The Cheat can't say this word, which is why the black sycamore outside the window has a more advanced vocabulary than The Cheat.

Everybody 

Name of some guy who likes the Homestar Runner. The intro page seems to be dedicated to him: "Everybody! La-di-da-di-da!"

Fluffy Puff Mayo 

Definition 1 (Homestar): Pretty darned good mayo. Definition 2 (everyone else): Poison.

GIVE BABY 

How to get free pills.

Hitler 

His brain is in a jar.

How to tell if someone's dumb 

See How to tell if someone's stupid.

How to tell if someone's stupid 

See How to tell if someone's dumb.

Infinity 

When you put it in an empty glass, it becomes colorful and a great subject for, say, experimental films.

Jar 

Hitler's brain is in one.

Jig 

Strong Bad quickly discovers that this dance is more effective for catching fish than a lure is.

King 

What the King of Town claims to be.

Limozeen 

A band that Strong Bad likes. One time, their name was at the top of the screen, but Larry didn't know that.

Luigi 

Mario's brother. It's gonna take the world's biggest miracle for the King of Town to be able to dress up as him on Halloween.

Mario 

An overweight plumber. The obese King of Town resembles him so much, that all he needed to do was put on the trademark M hat to dress up as him for Halloween.

mathgrant 

See Moron.

Moron 

What you are if you don't like Homestar Runner. Also, what mathgrant is.

Mrs. Commanderson 

A pre-kindergarten teacher who also works for The Cheat Commandos. Obviously, she never has any time to sleep.

Normal 

What the word Douglas is, and what everything else on HSR isn't.

Nothing 

What Strong Bad got Marzipan for her birthday. Also, what's in mathgrant's head.

Peasantry 

A small village where Rather Dashing lives. The population is dwindling due to Trogdor.

PUT BABY IN BUCKET 

How to get a free meatball sub.

Rocks 

They're in your head if you hate HSR.

Sbu 

Making Bubs say this word renders him incapable of lying -- I mean, flying.

Self-reference 

See Self-reference.

Sucks 

A word that describes the SB e-mail tape leg, as well as all reality television shows. Some people prefer to euphemize with the word "vacuums".

Sweet Cuppin' Cakes 

A crazy cartoon.

Teen Girl Squad 

Awesome HSR cartoon.

Thatched-roof Cottage 

Trogdor fodder.

THROW BABY 

The quickest way to get soda.

Trophy 

The Cheat deserves one.

Twenty-Sided Die 

Popular RPG item. One squishes So and So in Teen Girl Squad Issue 8, but Strong Bad thinks it has only twelve sides, because he can't even count to G.

Website 

What this is.

Z 

Last letter in the alphabet.

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz 

You'd have to be totally dull to say this word while watching a cartoon by The Brothers Chaps.

The Sun Almost Rises

Mel and Dude have to sundry their tomatoes, but it's raining. Hilarity ensues.

Cast (in order of appearance): Mel O. Mushroom, Dude Shroomington, Port Fungi, Wizard, Melody

Transcript

{A series of envelopes appear and are tossed into a pile. The envelopes display the credits as follows: "loaded." "A Mellow Mushroom Cartoon" "Starring Mel & Dude" "The Sun Almost Rises"}

{Cut to the inside of Mel's mailbox. Mel opens the mailbox, pulls out the mail, and closes it back. Now we see the outside of Mel's mushroom house. It is raining. Mel enters his house. He is dripping wet.}

Mel: Sure is coming down hard out there.

Dude: Looks like it's going up to me.

Mel: Dude! Sit up straightways!

{Zoom out to see Dude is sitting on the couch upside down.}

Dude: Oh, sorry. {turns around to be sitting right side up} Hey, you're right. It is coming down. So what came in the mail? Anything good?

Mel: Let's see. . . {we see Mel's hands holding the mail, the top envelope is stamped "FINAL NOTICE" and addressed to Mel O. Mushroom, 420 Shroom St., Shroomville} A bill. . . {Mel throws it onto the floor, revealing the item under it to be some coupons for PEANUTS!, DiDi's "Pizza", and the House of Rays Tanning Salon.} A couple of crummy coupons, these can get thrown away. . . {Mel throws them onto the floor, revealing a letter from Melody, The Mellow Mushroom, addressed to the same address on the bill} And, oh! We got something from Melody up at the restaurant!

Dude: {springs up quickly from the couch} Melody? {Dude's pupils become hearts} Is it for me?

{Mel opens the envelope. The letter inside reads:}

Dear Mel and Dude,
  Here's a list of the ingredients
I need by tomorrow. Don't be
late!!!
  16 red onions
  12 cloves of garlic
  8 bell peppers
  100 black olives
  24 sundried tomatoes
I expect them here by 7 am.
-Melody

Mel: Uhhh, yeah. It says, uh, "Dear Dude, You're the cutest talking mushroom that I ever saw."

Dude: Really?

Mel: Nah, it really says, "Dear Mel and Dude, Here's a list of the ingredients I need by tomorrow: 16 red onions."

{Dude open a cabinet. A large number of red onions fall down to the sound of falling bowling pins.}

Dude: Got enough onions.

Mel: 100 black olives.

{We see many barrels full of black olives. Port Fungi is swimming in them.}

Dude: What's after that?

Mel: 8 bell peppers.

{Cut to a big stack of bell peppers, with a sign that says, "A LOT OF PEPPERS". Some peppers fall down to reveal Dude.}

Dude: Check.

Mel: 12 cloves of garlic.

{We see a barrel full of garlic cloves, which is labeled "GARLIC".}

Dude: Got those.

Mel: And 24 sundried tomatoes.

{We see two baskets next to each other. The left one is an empty basket labeled "Sundried Tomatoes". The right one is a full basket labeled "Undried Tomatoes".}

Dude: {looks into the basket} Uhhh, we don't have the sundried tomatoes. We'd better start drying them now.

Mel: Are you kidding? It's pouring out there! What are we going to do?

Dude: I got it!

{Dude shines a flashlight on the undried tomatoes.}

Mel: I don't think that'll cut it, Dude. We better call Wizard.

{Cut to Wizard's telephone, which is ringing. Wizard picks it up.

Wizard: Hello?

{The screen changes to a split screen, with Mel and Wizard visible in separate screens.}

Mel: Hey, Wiz. Mel here.

Wizard: Oh, hello, Mel. What can I do for you?

Mel: Oh, uh, Dude and I have a bit of a problem. We need to sundry a bunch of tomatoes by tomorrow, but the rain is sorta getting in our way. Any ideas?

Wizard: Hmmmmmm. . . have you tried a flashlight?

Mel: WHAT? {Mel gains a shocked expression on his face.}

Wizard: Just kidding.

Mel: Oh.

{The screen shows Wizard's crystal ball.}

Wizard: I saw Dude trying that in my crystal ball. {cut back to the split screen} Actually, I think you will find the solution in a bed.

Mel: Say huh?

Wizard: In a bed. The answer lies in a bed.

Mel: Say huh, wha?

Wizard: Goodbye, Mel.

{Mel and Wizard hang up and walk off of their respective split screens. Cut back to Mel and Dude with the undried tomatoes.}

Dude: What'd he say?

Mel: He said the answer lies in a bed.

Dude: Say huh?

Mel: That's what I said. Well, let's start trying.

{Fade to black. Cut to Mel's bedroom, where he has placed the tomatoes on the bad.}

Mel: Hmmmmm. The answer lies in a bed. I dunno if this is gonna work. {scratches head}

Dude: Maybe we should turn the lights off and sing 'em a song.

Mel: Hey, wait! Maybe he was talking about a different kind of bed.

{Cut to Mel's garage. The garage door opens, revealing Mel and Dude looking at Mel's truck. The truck bed has four darts in it.}

Dude: Where's the bed?

Mel: The truck, Dude. The bed of the truck.

Dude: I never slept there before.

Mel: Well, do you see anything in there that could help us?

Dude: Oh, there's my jarts {darts}! You wanna play some jarts, Mel?

Mel: Dude! Stay on task!

Dude: Oh, right. Beds. Let's see, what about a. . . bed of lettuce?

{Cut to Mel's kitchen. Dude is holding a plate covered with lettuce leaves.}

Dude: Here goes! {Dude drops a tomato on the lettuce. Cricket chirps are heard while nothing happens.} Now, hold on a sec. Sometimes these types of things take a while.

Mel: You can wait there all you want, Dude. It ain't gonna happen. We'll just have to tell Melody we'll get here the sundried tomatoes in a few days.

Dude: Oh, all right. {Dude dumps the tomato into the trash can.}

Mel: Don't throw 'em away! {Mel reaches in and retrieves the tomato. Underneath the tomato is the coupons from the mail.} Hey, that's it! {The camera zooms in on the House of Rays Tanning Salon coupon.}

Dude: What?

{Cut to a now filled bucket of sundried tomatoes. Zoom out to see more dried tomatoes on a tanning bed. Mel and Dude are wearing protective glasses.}

Mel: Melody'll never know the difference.

{Fade to black. Cut to Mel, Dude, and Melody outside the Mellow Mushroom restaurant.}

Melody: Well, guys, everything looks pretty good, though the sundried tomatoes are smelling a little bit like Coppertone.

Mel: Oh, uh, yeah, that's, uhhh, that's olive oil. You know. Olive oil, {using finger quotes} "Nature's Coppertone". {winks}

Dude: That's right, Mel. Nature's Coppertone. {winks back}

Melody: Why are you guys winking at each other?

Mel: Say huh?

Dude: Say huh, wha?

{Canned laughter as black covers the screen and the words "the end" appear. Options to go "back" to the main page or to play the toon "again" are displayed.}

Fun Facts

• The Brothers Chaps wrote this cartoon. The Brothers Chaps are also the minds responsible for Homestar Runner.
• Mellow Mushroom is an actual restaurant.
• DiDi's Pizza may be a parody of CiCi's Pizza.

External Links

• View the cartoon
• View the cartoon (flash file)

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Rock Opera Lyrics Sources (not complete)

These are the SB e-mail quotes from which the voice samples in the rock opera song were taken.

some kinda robot STRONG BAD: Would you like to join forces? I just happen to be the greatest criminal mind of our time.
homsar STRONG BAD: Okay, so until next time keep sending me your questions and I will keep making fun of your punctuation and spelling.

on my

making out STRONG BAD: So here's what you do: Wait til he comes home, then light a few candles and maybe have a glass of wine. And then put on my hit single "You're Really Ugly (But There's Nobody Cute Around)."
depressio STRONG SAD: Oh yeah. I was just making him this card and gonna send him a hundred dollars...
halloweener STRONG BAD: Well Ben, I couldn't agree with you more. You dress up like me this year and the ladies will flock to you like the Poopsmith to an overflowing toilet.
brianrietta STRONG BAD: Sorry to crush your hopes and dreams, Strong Bad.
i love you STRONG BAD: I mean in the time it took me to say your name, I coulda done all kinds of stuff. Like paint a picture... of a guy... with a big knife.
trevor the vampire STRONG BAD: Hi, everybody. In memoriam of poor Trevor, let's go back and revisit a few of my favorite Trevor memories.

wanna scam some sweet

the basics STRONG BAD: You know, you bet somebody a hundred "bucks", and if they win, you give them like a hundred kicks in the butt and you call that a buck.

or potential pizza. Oh! Oh! Ummm. Nevermind. Ummm... double.

COACH Z: Pants.

STRONG BAD: Awesome, awesome fancy

superhero name STRONG BAD: I mean, what kind of a name is Stiny anyways? It sounds like some supervillain's little sidekick that he's always ordering around you know. Like, "STINY! GET ME A DANISH!!"
12:00 STRONG BAD: I had the same problem, Dewey-Smith. So I called in a professional to get the job done.
sugarbob STRONG BAD: Dear Daniel's girlfriend, maybe I should tell you that Daniel is cool. And that I am taken. Yeah...yeah...taken by a whole buncha girls that are way hotter than you, baby. So sorry sweetie, tootsie-pie, sugarbob, funky bunch.

totally diggity-underdrawers. Oh tonight.

dullard HOMESTAR RUNNER: I mean, I'm going to be talkin' about this one for a while... Oh, cool, I guess you're going to go watch it now...oh, alright, man...later... Cool...
helium MARZIPAN: I don't know if that's entirely healthy.

STRONG BAD: Ones, eh? Whatever action baby actually went jibblie. Oooh! Oh. Party like completely great, good. Down town ladies get

dragon STRONG BAD: Close it up real good at the top for his head, and then, using consummate V's, give him teeth, spinities, and angry eyebrows.

MARZIPAN: Yeah.

huttah! STRONG BAD: I think I handled that pretty well! That coulda been... awkward. I deserve a reward.

sweet peaches crackin' action! Wha-Ho! Problematic. Solid

caper STRONG BAD: I don't care about the crosswords, man, just the Jumbles, the Jumbles! {Notice that in the e-mail, Strong Bad uses the plural. The "s" was cut off from the word for the song.}
personal favorites GRAPE NUTS ROBOT: Things were just about to start getting crazy-go-nuts.

beans double the real gold!

funny STRONG BAD: Aunt Ruthie! Aunt Ruthie! There's ketchup on the computer!
sibbie STRONG SAD: Geez, I don't know. Some song I just downloaded off the Internet.

STRONG BAD: Bulging.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Out.

STRONG BAD: Yeah, oh! Dynomite afterparty! Like,

kids' book STRONG BAD: Some people are being fangoriously devoured by a gelatinous monster. Hillary's legs are being digested.
2 years Ooh! And we will also have developed a world-class hole.

and

mile PBTC STRONG BAD: But don't let that from stopping you from organizing your own. He can be the Grand Marshall.
couch patch STRONG BAD: "is there a story behiend the patch on the couch? if so, do tell! form, your pal." Ooooh! My pal!

Oh!

STRONG SAD: Ewww!

STRONG BAD: Oh-ho-ho-ho! Definitely, definitely

video games VECTOR STRONG BAD: Back off, baby.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Yep.

STRONG BAD: I totally.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Always.

STRONG BAD: Look awesome singing backwards metal. Experience dance tonight! Unh! Oooh! I'm pleasant. Positate without pizzaz and-

STINKOMAN: Jam!!

STRONG BAD: Whoa! Tonight

virus STRONG BAD: Computer over? Virus equals very yes? That's not a good prize!
animal STRONG BAD: 'Cept I'd also have an awesome back deck on me for dinner and dancing!

STRONG SAD AS THE DEATHLY PALLOR: Yeah!

STRONG BAD: Famous.

dreamail FEMALE LAPPY 486: Well played, Strong Bad. Those ladies are sure to be all up ons.

STRONG BAD: Always like.

rock opera STRONG BAD: To tell you the truth, you guys have already heard mosta my rock opera. I've been composing it over the last three and a half years. It's simply entitled "SBEMAIL!" {Note: In the song, everybody says this word, while in the e-mail, only Strong Bad says it.}