User:Jeppo

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I am 18 years old.
I patrol Recent Changes.
I zap vandalism to bits!
Vandalism zapped: 2
With a total of three emails in my fave list, the Compy-era is the best era.
My favourite character is Coach Z.
Bubs kinda reminds me of myself - always ripping people off.
I love playing Stinkoman 20X6 and can't wait for level 10 to come out.
I can't beat Level 5 so don't ask me how to beat it.
I don't understand Cheat Talk at all. I mean, Meh?
IMG All my userboxes have images in them.... what? oh CRAP!

JEPPO: La email checka la email checka la email. {Pulls up email}

{Jeppo says 'fiend' instead of 'friend' and pronounces the village name as 'lan-fair-per-wiral-ger-wee-en-oh-that-place'}

JEPPO: {typing} Look, Scotty. Couldn't you live somewhere more pronounceable, like Boston, or Los Angeles or... Lanny? {stops typing} Woah! Lanny sounds way cooler than where I live. I might enimeegrate there when I retire. {clears screen, starts typing} So, you want to know more about me, eh Montgomery? Don't you guys have the internet or something? I should have loads of entries on there, I'm that popular. {types run_internet.exe}

JEPPO: Let's see here, {Types 'Jeppo, the handsomest guy ever' and presses search}

JEPPO: Oh, man! Stupid computer. {punches computer, a spark is heard} Uh-Oh.

{The Compy explodes, throwing Jeppo out of the room}

JEPPO: AAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!

{The Paper comes down. It reads: 'to be continued'}

Contents

Interests

  • Astronomy
  • Cricket
    • The game, not the insect! tsk!
  • Formula One
  • Homestar Runner
  • The internet
  • Better video games
  • Homestar Runner
  • Physics
  • Snooker
  • Oh, did I mention Homestar Runner?

Top 5 favourite...

Toons/Shorts

  1. Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon
  2. The Interview
  3. 3 Times Halloween Funjob
  4. Bug in Mouth Disease
  5. Fluffy Puff Commercial

Emails

  1. sibbie
  2. radio
  3. virus
  4. alternate universe - NEW ENTRY!
  5. invisibility

Best quote(s) from latest Toon/Feature (In my opinion)

STRONG BAD: ...not safe, in Canada. Oh! Thanks for the tip, Daniel. I'll lay low here in the states for a while until things cool off.

The word's top 10

I am embarking on a project by looking through all the toons and features on the Homestar Runner site and count the number of words uttered on the flash website. Then I am going to make two tables. The first table will have the top ten flash cartoons with the highest word count. The other table will show all the characters' word counts and their percentages, with the character with the highest word count at the top.

I've currently counted 5,692 words in 29 flashes on the Homestar Runner Website. I'm hoping to do about 1000 words each day.

Checklist

Done it! Yay! Main Pages
File:Todo.gif Big Toons (9/14)
File:Todo.gif Shorts
File:Todo.gif Holiday toons
File:Todo.gif Puppet Stuff
File:Todo.gif Powered By The Cheat
File:Todo.gif Sbemail: 0-20
File:Todo.gif Sbemail: 21-40
File:Todo.gif Sbemail: 41-60
File:Todo.gif Sbemail: 61-80
File:Todo.gif Sbemail: 81-100
File:Todo.gif Sbemail: 101-120
File:Todo.gif Sbemail: 121-140
File:Todo.gif Sbemail: 141-157
File:Todo.gif Answering Machines
File:Todo.gif Teen Girl Squad
File:Todo.gif Character Videos
File:Todo.gif Intro, First Time Here, Message Bored, Legal and Not The 100th Email
File:Todo.gif Museum
File:Todo.gif Old and new Games (last because I'm least looking forward to it)

If I missed anything please let me know. Bear in mind A Jumping Jack Contest and Marshmallow's Last Stand are not on the checklist because they were taken off the site. Any extra flashes, songs and commentaries on DVDs and CD's are also not included because they're not on the site. Games that are on the Videlectrix website and not on the Homestar Runner site aren't included either. In short, I'm only doing the flashes, games and commentaries that are on the website.

Notes

This is mainly for my benifit rather than yours but these are the rules I need to follow when counting the words.

  • Only words that are spoken will be counted. Words that are written down but not spoken will not be counted.
  • If the character who said a particular word is unknown, or if no-one is certain whether a particular character has said those words (such as the "Ohhhh yeah" the email senior prom) then those words will be counted, but not assigned to a character.
  • The Cheat noises and Pom Pom bubbles will not be counted as words regardless of whether it is subtitled or not.
  • Dopelgangers like The Homestar Runner, Stinkoman etc will have a category assigned to them too. So words spoken by Senor Cardgage, for example will go towards Senor Cardgage, not Strong Bad.
  • People like Strong Bad, L'il Strong Bad and Teenage Strong Bad are the same person so they will go towards the normal aged characters word count.

The Word's Top 10 Flashes

Note this is not finished yet. Check the checklist to see how far I've got to.

P Title Count
1 Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon 842
2 Where's The Cheat? 789
3 A Folky Tale 759
4 Bug In Mouth Disease 610
5 Shopping for Danger 587
6 Weclome Back 551
7 Cool Things 546
8 Strongest Man in the World 495
9 Parsnips-A-Plenty 111
10 Main Page 15 67

The Word's Top Characters

Note this is not finished yet. Check the checklist to see how far I've got to.
There might be a few surprises up there at the moment but when the project nears completion it will soon settle down with the main characters at the top (except the Poopsmith and Pom Pom for obvious reasons)

QUALIFICATION: 4 words

P Character Count
1 Homestar Runner 1,336
2 Strong Bad 1,288
3 Strong Sad 524
4 Marzipan 448
5 Coach Z 322
6 Bubs 309
7 Gunhaver 209
8 Reynold 147
9 Saddy Dumpington 140
10 The King of Town 134
11 The Announcer 93
12 Blue Laser Commander 66
13 The Grape Fairie 56
=14 Glenn 48
=14 Martbell 48
=14 The Killer Dynamo 48
17 Fightgar 45
18 Old-Timey Strong Bad 44
19 The Homestar Runner 43
20 Blue Laser Minions 36
21 Silent Rip 32
22 Crackotage 31
23 Homsar 21
24 The Wheelchair 14
25 Strong Mad 12
=26 Old-Timey Marzipan 11
=26 Señor 11
28 Caleb 9
=29 Mr. Bland 7
=29 The Prince of Town 7
=29 Sickly Sam 7
=32 1-Up 6
=32 The Robot 6
34 Vector Strong Bad 5

Please keep looking back to see how I'm getting on. If you have any questions please don't hesitate to contact me.

My Thought Boxes

Any thoughts in blue are good thoughts. Anything in red are bad thoughts

Word's top 10 has started. Already looking good.
I could murder a Red Bull after watching the latest Strong Bad Email. (I mean the drink, not the animal!)
I agree Strong Bad on trading cards - I don't like them either.

Make your own thought boxes for your Userpage

Just copy and paste the following and you too will have your own thought boxes for your userpage!

Good thought box:- 

<div style="background-color: #AFEEEE; border: 2px solid #0000FF; margin: 0.5em;
 padding: 0.5em; text-align:center">Uni's just 1 week away! I'm starting to get nervous!</div>

Neutral thought box:- 

<div style="background-color: #98FF98; border: 2px solid #177245; margin: 0.5em;
 padding: 0.5em; text-align:center">Neutral thought goes here</div>

Bad thought box:-

<div style="background-color: #E9967A; border: 2px solid #FF0000; margin: 0.5em;
 padding: 0.5em; text-align:center">Bad thought goes here</div>

The final word (or sentance (or a few))

Please send me your questions via my talk page and I will make fun of you... I mean, answer them.

Jeppo - here to give the wiki a little TLC... maybe.

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