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I'm British.

I am 18 years old.

I patrol Recent Changes.

I zap vandalism to bits! Vandalism zapped: 2

With a total of three emails in my fave list, the Compy-era is the best era.

I watch Strong Bad Emails on my iPod PSP.

My favourite character is Coach Z.

Bubs kinda reminds me of myself - always ripping people off.

I love playing Stinkoman 20X6 and can't wait for level 10 to come out.

I got all types of crazy crap.

I don't understand Cheat Talk at all. I mean, Meh?

Ahh can make it on maaah own!

IMG All my userboxes have images in them.... what? oh CRAP!

JEPPO: La email checka la email checka la email. {Pulls up email}

Dear Jeppo,
You have been around here for at least
a month, right. I think we should know
more about you.
Your friend
Scott
llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch

{Jeppo says 'fiend' instead of 'friend' and pronounces the village name as 'lan-fair-per-wiral-ger-wee-en-oh-that-place'}

JEPPO: {typing} Look, Scotty. Couldn't you live somewhere more pronounceable, like Boston, or Los Angeles or... Lanny? {stops typing} Woah! Lanny sounds way cooler than where I live. I might enimeegrate there when I retire. {clears screen, starts typing} So, you want to know more about me, eh Montgomery? Don't you guys have the internet or something? I should have loads of entries on there, I'm that popular. {types run_internet.exe}

Moogle
Don't know it? You're so stupid!
Don't worry let the Moogle
search engine find it for you.
________ [SEARCH] [i FEEL LUCKY]

JEPPO: Let's see here, {Types 'Jeppo, the handsomest guy ever' and presses search}

Moogle
No search results for
'Jeppo the handsomest guy ever'
Oh yeah, and you're a moron.

JEPPO: Oh, man! Stupid computer. {punches computer, a spark is heard} Uh-Oh.

{The Compy explodes, throwing Jeppo out of the room}

JEPPO: AAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!

{The Paper comes down. It reads: 'to be continued'}

Contents 1 Interests 2 Top 5 favourite... 2.1 Toons/Shorts 2.2 Emails 3 Best quote(s) from latest Toon/Feature (In my opinion) 4 The Word's Best Website 4.1 Checklist 4.2 Notes 4.3 The Word's Best Flashes 4.4 The Word's Best Characters 5 My Thought Boxes 5.1 Make your own thought boxes for your Userpage 6 The final word (or sentance (or a few))

Interests

• Astronomy
• Cricket
  • The game, not the insect! tsk!
• Formula One
• Homestar Runner
• The internet
• Better video games
• Homestar Runner
• Physics
• Snooker
• Oh, did I mention Homestar Runner?

Top 5 favourite...

Toons/Shorts

1. Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon
2. The Interview
3. 3 Times Halloween Funjob
4. Bug in Mouth Disease
5. Fluffy Puff Commercial

Emails

1. sibbie
2. radio
3. virus
4. alternate universe - NEW ENTRY!
5. invisibility

Best quote(s) from latest Toon/Feature (In my opinion)

STRONG BAD: Gawk and squawk as I walk and talk like an old-timey sideshow caller, and add "Lalalalalaa" to the end of everything I say lalalalalalaaa!

The Word's Best Website

I am embarking on a project by looking through all the toons and features on the Homestar Runner site and count the number of words uttered on the flash website. Then I am going to make two tables. The first table will have the top ten flash cartoons with the highest word count. The other table will show all the characters' word counts and their percentages, with the character with the highest word count at the top.

I've currently counted 15,277 words in 63 flashes on the Homestar Runner Website. I'm hoping to do about 1000 words each day. My last compiled toon was Lookin at a Thing in a Bag.

Checklist

Main Pages

Big Toons

File:Todo.gif Shorts {18/26}

...

The Cheatar

Cheat Commandos

Mr. Shmallow

Ballad of The Sneak

Lookin at a Thing in a Bag

File:Todo.gif Arcade Game

File:Todo.gif 20X6 vs. 1936

File:Todo.gif The System is Down

File:Todo.gif Meet Marshie

File:Todo.gif The Interview

...

File:Todo.gif Holiday toons

File:Todo.gif Puppet Stuff

File:Todo.gif Powered By The Cheat

File:Todo.gif Strong Bad Emails

File:Todo.gif Answering Machines

File:Todo.gif Teen Girl Squad

File:Todo.gif Character Videos

File:Todo.gif Intro, First Time Here, Message Bored, Legal and Not The 100th Email

File:Todo.gif Museum

File:Todo.gif Old and new Games

If I missed anything please let me know. Bear in mind A Jumping Jack Contest and Marshmallow's Last Stand are not on the checklist because they were taken off the site. Any extra flashes, songs and commentaries on DVDs and CD's are also not included because they're not on the site. Games that are on the Videlectrix website and not on the Homestar Runner site aren't included either. In short, I'm only doing the flashes, games and commentaries that are on the website.

Notes

This is mainly for my benifit rather than yours but these are the rules I need to follow when counting the words.

• Only words that are spoken will be counted. Words that are written down but not spoken will not be counted.
• If the character who said a particular word is unknown, or if no-one is certain whether a particular character has said those words (such as the "Ohhhh yeah" the email senior prom) then those words will be counted, but not assigned to a character.
• The Cheat noises and Pom Pom bubbles will not be counted as words regardless of whether it is subtitled or not.
• Dopelgangers like The Homestar Runner, Stinkoman etc will have a category assigned to them too. So words spoken by Senor Cardgage, for example will go towards Senor Cardgage, not Strong Bad.
• People like Strong Bad, L'il Strong Bad and Teenage Strong Bad are the same person so they will go towards the normal aged characters word count.
• If characters are talking or singing at the same and it's difficult or impossible to tell how many are talking or singing (such as the Gonna Have a Good Time Tonight song from A Folky Tale) then it will be assumed that just one person is speaking and will be counted, but not assigned to any character.

The Word's Best Flashes

Note this is not finished yet. Check the checklist to see how far I've got to.

P	Title	Count
1	In Search of the Yello Dello Commentary	985
2	Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon	842
3	Where's The Cheat?	789
4	Experimental Film	761
5	In Search of the Yello Dello New Version	687
6	A Folky Tale	663
7	TrogdorCon '97	620
8	Bug In Mouth Disease	610
9	Shopping for Danger	587
10	Commandos in the Classroom	571

The Word's Best Characters

Note this is not finished yet. Check the checklist to see how far I've got to.
There might be a few surprises up there at the moment but when the project nears completion it will soon settle down with the main characters at the top (except the Poopsmith and Pom Pom for obvious reasons)

QUALIFICATION: 15 words

P	Character	Count
1	Strong Bad	3,937
2	Homestar Runner	3,228
3	Strong Sad	1,436
4	Marzipan	764
5	Coach Z	719
6	Gunhaver	570
7	Bubs	511
8	John Linnell	239
9	The Barbershop Trio	234
10	The King of Town	226
11	Reynold	220
12	The Announcer	153
13	Rather Dashing	141
14	Saddy Dumpington	140
15	Blue Laser Commander	130
16	King of Peasantry	126
17	Silent Rip	117
18	Fightgar	116
19	Blue Laser Minions	109
20	Mr. Shmallow	104
=21	Larry Palaroncini	99
=21	Senor Cardgage	99
23	Crackotage	74
24	Strong Mad	57
25	The Grape Fairie	56
26	The Homestar Runner	50
27	The Robot	49
28	Old-Timey Strong Bad	44
29	Li'l Brudder	34
30	Homsar	21

Please keep looking back to see how I'm getting on. If you have any questions please don't hesitate to contact me.

My Thought Boxes

Any thoughts in blue are good thoughts. Anything in red are bad thoughts

Make your own thought boxes for your Userpage

Just copy and paste the following and you too will have your own thought boxes for your userpage!

Good thought box:-

<div style="background-color: #AFEEEE; border: 2px solid #0000FF; margin: 0.5em;
 padding: 0.5em; text-align:center">Good thought goes here</div>

Neutral thought box:-

<div style="background-color: #98FF98; border: 2px solid #177245; margin: 0.5em;
 padding: 0.5em; text-align:center">Neutral thought goes here</div>

Bad thought box:-

<div style="background-color: #E9967A; border: 2px solid #FF0000; margin: 0.5em;
 padding: 0.5em; text-align:center">Bad thought goes here</div>

The final word (or sentance (or a few))

Please send me your questions via my talk page and I will make fun of you... I mean, answer them.

Jeppo - here to give the wiki a little TLC... maybe.