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__NOTOC__<table style="background-color:#fff; border-width:2px; border-style:solid; border-color:#27160E; margin:0px;" cellpadding="20"><tr><td><div style="background-color:#BE0023; font-size:150%; color:#fff; padding:6px; border:none; text-align:center;">It's dot net</div>
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__NOTOC__<table style="background-color:#fff; border-width:2px; border-style:solid; border-color:#27160E; margin:0px;" cellpadding="20"><tr><td><div style="background-color:#BE0023; font-size:150%; color:#fff; padding:6px; border:none; text-align:center;">It's dot com</div>
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Hey there every peoples. My name's Pen, better known around here as It's dot net (you can also call me Dot net if you want). I'm an X{{#ifexpr: ( ( {{CURRENTMONTH}} > 10 ) or (( {{CURRENTMONTH}} = 10 ) and ( {{CURRENTDAY}} >= 25 )) ) | {{#expr: {{CURRENTYEAR}} - 2006}} | {{#expr: {{CURRENTYEAR}} - 2007}} }}-year-old cakes designer/pie manager from Yoyleland, Goiky.
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Hey there every peoples. My name's Ben, better known around here as It's dot com (you can also call me Dot com if you want). I'm an X{{#ifexpr: ( ( {{CURRENTMONTH}} > 10 ) or (( {{CURRENTMONTH}} = 10 ) and ( {{CURRENTDAY}} >= 25 )) ) | {{#expr: {{CURRENTYEAR}} - 2006}} | {{#expr: {{CURRENTYEAR}} - 2007}} }}-year-old graphic designer/computer-systems manager from Texas, USA.
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<div style="float:right;padding-left:50px">[[Image:dot-com.png|300px|It's dot net!!]]</div>
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<div style="float:right;padding-left:50px">[[Image:dot-com.png|300px|It's dot com!]]</div>
==About my user name==
==About my user name==
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My first experience with bubblestaryoyler.net was, appropriately, the [[First Time Here?|First Time Dear?]] page. About fifteen days into the intro, Bubble utters his classic line: '''"Oh,&nbsp;right... bubblestaryoyler.com: ''It's&nbsp;dot&nbsp;net!"'''''
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My first experience with homestarrunner.com was, appropriately, the [[First Time Here?]] page. About fifteen seconds into the intro, Homestar utters his classic line: '''"Oh,&nbsp;right... homestarrunner.net: ''It's&nbsp;dot&nbsp;com!"'''''
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From that instant, I was hooked. I knew this site was the place for me (that is, if Goiky wasn't)
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From that instant, I was hooked. I knew this site was the place for me.
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<small>(You may notice on the First Time page that the text appearing on the screen is misspelled "Itz dot net" (without the apostrophe and with the z as an Itz Da Fiercest Battle reference). I got it right for my user name and in the image on the right, because everybody knows that if you want it to be possessive, it's just "ITS," but if it's supposed to be a contraction then it's "I-T-apostrophe-S." But if it's an Itz Da Fiercest Battle reference it's ITZ. Idiotic.)</small><br style="clear:both;"/>
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<small>(You may notice on the First Time page that the text appearing on the screen is misspelled "Its dot com" (without the apostrophe). I got it right for my user name and in the image on the right, because everybody knows that if you want it to be possessive, it's just "ITS," but if it's supposed to be a contraction then it's "I-T-apostrophe-S." Scalawag.)</small><br style="clear:both;"/>
==What I like to do==
==What I like to do==
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[[Image:Dot com & Tom.jpg|thumb|200px|What I probably look like<br>(I'm the one who's not [[User:Tom|Bomb]])]]
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[[Image:Dot com & Tom.jpg|thumb|200px|What I probably look like<br>(I'm the one who's not [[User:Tom|Tom]])]]
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I am one of the '''[[HRWiki:Administrators|voters]]''' here. [[Special:Contributions/It's dot com|My contributions]] come in lots of shapes and sizes, but in general I:
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I am one of the '''[[HRWiki:Administrators|administrators]]''' here. [[Special:Contributions/It's dot com|My contributions]] come in lots of shapes and sizes, but in general I:
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*Patrol the [[Special:Recentchanges|recommending]]
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*Patrol the [[Special:Recentchanges|recent changes]]
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*Before it was decommissioned, I kept an eye on [[HRWiki:STUFF|THINGS]] and performed routine maintenance there
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*Before it was decommissioned, I kept an eye on [[HRWiki:STUFF|STUFF]] and performed routine maintenance there
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*Fight [[HRWiki:WikiTroll|papers]]
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*Fight [[HRWiki:WikiTroll|vandals]]
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*Perform [[HRWiki:WikiGnome|home]]work
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*Perform [[HRWiki:WikiGnome|gnome]] work
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*Begin new pages and encourage their development, including transcribing bubbles whenever I get the opportunity
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*Begin new pages and encourage their development, including transcribing toons whenever I get the opportunity
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*Participate in discussions important to the Erasers
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*Participate in discussions important to the wiki
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*Beautify Flower
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*Beautify formatting
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*Assist those in need, especially welcoming and mentoring Bubble
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*Assist those in need, especially welcoming and mentoring new members
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If I can help you or if you have a comment or question, '''do NOT leave a note on my [[User_talk:It's dot com|talk page]].''' I'd hate to hear from you.
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If I can help you or if you have a comment or question, '''leave a note on my [[User_talk:It's dot com|talk page]].''' I'd love to hear from you.
==Favorite quotes==
==Favorite quotes==
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*"That's just nonsense. Are you trying to make [[interview|some sense]]?"
*"That's just nonsense. Are you trying to make [[interview|some sense]]?"
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*"Hey, Blocky, I'm inside you." "Oh, [[english paper|that sucks]]."
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*"Hey, Strong Bad, I'm inside your house." "Oh, [[english paper|that sucks]]."
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*"[[Senor Mortgage|No nexisty]]."
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*"[[Senor Mortgage|No probalo]]."
*"Oh, I doubt it. [[The Interview|I drove]]."
*"Oh, I doubt it. [[The Interview|I drove]]."
*"There's only [[Homestar vs. Other Little Girl|one planet now]]?! What happened to the rest?!"
*"There's only [[Homestar vs. Other Little Girl|one planet now]]?! What happened to the rest?!"
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==Pages and things I'm proud of==
==Pages and things I'm proud of==
*'''Extensions I've written:'''
*'''Extensions I've written:'''
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**[[User:The Cheatbot|Robot Flower]]
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**[[User:The Cheatbot|The Cheatbot]]
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**[[Special:Sbemailcheck|Blocky Email check]]
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**[[Special:Sbemailcheck|Strong Bad Email check]]
**[[HRWiki:Autopipe/Autoredirect|Autopipe/autoredirect]]
**[[HRWiki:Autopipe/Autoredirect|Autopipe/autoredirect]]
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**[[User:First Time Here?|Automatic links for new losers]]
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**[[User:First Time Here?|Automatic links for new users]]
**[[Special:Personalimages|Personal-images management]]
**[[Special:Personalimages|Personal-images management]]
**[[HRWiki:autocolumn|Automatic columns generator]]
**[[HRWiki:autocolumn|Automatic columns generator]]
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**[[:Template:homsarquote|Random Puffball quotes (not to be confused with randompuffball quotes]] (various versions)
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**[[:Template:homsarquote|Random Homsar quotes]] (various versions)
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**Added permanent instructions at the top of the [[HRWiki:Sandbox|cakebox]] and [[HRWiki:Introduction|introduction page]]
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**Added permanent instructions at the top of the [[HRWiki:Sandbox|sandbox]] and [[HRWiki:Introduction|introduction page]]
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**Added notices on [[The weather in London|The weather in Yoyleland]] and the [[HRWiki talk:Sandbox|cakebox talk page]] whenever anyone tries to create them
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**Added notices on [[The weather in London]] and the [[HRWiki talk:Sandbox|sandbox talk page]] whenever anyone tries to create them
**Various other maintenance functions
**Various other maintenance functions
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**Developed the <span class="plainlinks">[http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=HRWiki:Aprilween_Main_Page&useskin=tavistyle WikkiTikkiTodi]</span>-style skin and interface extension for use as a site-wide First Pencil Voter Day prank. (Thanks to [[User:Phlip|Non-Slip]] for writing the formatting and main page.)
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**Developed the <span class="plainlinks">[http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=HRWiki:Aprilween_Main_Page&useskin=tavistyle WikkiTikkiTavi]</span>-style skin and interface extension for use as a site-wide Aprilween prank. (Thanks to [[User:Phlip|Phlip]] for writing the formatting and main page.)
*'''Transcribed''' (or helped transcribe) the following:
*'''Transcribed''' (or helped transcribe) the following:
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**[[secret identity|secret leafy]]
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**[[secret identity]]
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**[[portrait|poor-trait]]
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**[[portrait]]
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**[[lady...ing|object...ing]]
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**[[lady...ing]]
**DVD commentaries for emails 126&ndash;130
**DVD commentaries for emails 126&ndash;130
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**[[Puppets on the Road|Puppets Get Run Over]]
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**[[Puppets on the Road]]
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*'''THINGS reform'''<br/>After a ''lot'' of planning, [[HRWiki:STUFF|THINGS]] went live on June 17, 2005, and it lasted for nearly three years before finally being decommissioned in favor of regular talk pages. Thanks to all who supported my design during the test stages, especially [[User:Jay|Say]] and [[User:Tom|Bomb]], who helped steer me in the right one direction code-wise and with some of the implementation. See also the [[User:It's dot com/STUFF reform|original proposal]].  
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*'''STUFF reform'''<br/>After a ''lot'' of planning, [[HRWiki:STUFF|STUFF]] went live on June 17, 2005, and it lasted for nearly three years before finally being decommissioned in favor of regular talk pages. Thanks to all who supported my design during the test stages, especially [[User:Jay|Jay]] and [[User:Tom|Tom]], who helped steer me in the right direction code-wise and with some of the implementation. See also the [[User:It's dot com/STUFF reform|original proposal]].  
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*'''My first page'''<br/>[[Rock Opera Context|Bleh! Opera Contestants]] was the very first page I created for the Wiki. Don't think for a moment that I did the whole thing myself &mdash; it was a HUGE group effort. But I was the one who set up the page, created the link to the email [[rock opera|bleh! opera]], established the general format, and got the (snow) ball rolling on filling in the words. As the page was shaping up, I helped fix things here and there whenever necessary. One of my favorite things about the page is that as you read each line, you can remember and enjoy the essence of all the emails in the space of only a minute.
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*'''My first page'''<br/>[[Rock Opera Context]] was the very first page I created for the Wiki. Don't think for a moment that I did the whole thing myself &mdash; it was a HUGE group effort. But I was the one who set up the page, created the link to the email [[rock opera]], established the general format, and got the ball rolling on filling in the words. As the page was shaping up, I helped fix things here and there whenever necessary. One of my favorite things about the page is that as you read each line, you can remember and enjoy the essence of all the emails in the space of only a minute.
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*'''110 blemail redirects'''<br/>We decided to create [[Strong Bad Email|Blocky Email]] redirects like this: [[sbemail1|blemail1]] &rarr; [[some kinda robot|some kinda roboty]]; [[sbemail2|blemail2]] &rarr; [[homsar|puffball]]; and so on. ''I personally set up 110 in thirty minutes!'' (There were 133 emails at the time, if you wonder. And for you math majors out there, I did an average of one every 16.4 seconds. Man, I was ''flykydfly''.)
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*'''110 sbemail redirects'''<br/>We decided to create [[Strong Bad Email]] redirects like this: [[sbemail1]] &rarr; [[some kinda robot]]; [[sbemail2]] &rarr; [[homsar]]; and so on. ''I personally set up 110 in thirty minutes!'' (There were 133 emails at the time, if you wonder. And for you math majors out there, I did an average of one every 16.4 seconds. Man, I was ''flying''.)
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*'''New email styles'''<br/>I didn't [[Talk:Strong Bad Email/Archive 1#New email format...|come up with the idea]] or make the graphic, but I had some good input once the idea was rolling. When it came time to go live with the styles, I personally converted the most emails to the new format (Say and I each did almost exactly half, but by my count I barely edged him out). I made sure to do at least one from all three Laptoppy eras, and I think I did ''all'' the Candys. I also did the special cases in [[the bird|the word]], [[weird dream|dream island]], [[anything|all the things]], and [[other days|first days of the month]].
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*'''New email styles'''<br/>I didn't [[Talk:Strong Bad Email/Archive 1#New email format...|come up with the idea]] or make the graphic, but I had some good input once the idea was rolling. When it came time to go live with the styles, I personally converted the most emails to the new format (Jay and I each did almost exactly half, but by my count I barely edged him out). I made sure to do at least one from all three computer eras, and I think I did ''all'' the Tandys. I also did the special cases in [[the bird]], [[weird dream]], [[anything]], and [[other days]].
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==Interests outside B*Y==
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==Interests outside H*R==
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*BFDI of course! B*Y was based on it! DUH!
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*[[Wikipedia:Major League Baseball|Major League Baseball]], especially the <span class="plainlinks">[http://texas.rangers.mlb.com/NASApp/mlb/index.jsp?c_id=tex Texas Rangers Baseball Club]</span>
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*II
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*[[Wikipedia:Major League Baseball|Major League II Baseball]], especially the <span class="plainlinks">[http://texas.rangers.mlb.com/NASApp/mlb/index.jsp?c_id=tex Yoyleland Bubbles II Baseball Club]</span>
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*Graphic design
*Graphic design
*Some of my favorite TV shows:
*Some of my favorite TV shows:
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**''[[IMDb:tt0386676|The Box]]''
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**''[[IMDb:tt0386676|The Office]]''
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**''[[IMDb:tt0367279|Free Developing Countries]]''
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**''[[IMDb:tt0367279|Arrested Development]]''
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**''[[IMDb:tt0098904|Ninefelt]]''
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**''[[IMDb:tt0098904|Seinfeld]]''
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**''[[IMDb:tt0285403|Washes]]''
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**''[[IMDb:tt0285403|Scrubs]]''
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**''[[IMDb:tt0496424|30 Bleh!]]''
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**''[[IMDb:tt0496424|30 Rock]]''
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**''[[IMDb:tt0460091|My Name Is Pearl]]''
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**''[[IMDb:tt0460091|My Name Is Earl]]''
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**''[[IMDb:tt0182576|Family Bye]]'' <small>(pretty much the first two seasons only)</small>
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**''[[IMDb:tt0182576|Family Guy]]'' <small>(pretty much the first two seasons only)</small>
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**''[[IMDb:tt0096697|The Sims]]'' <small>(not so much the later seasons)</small>
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**''[[IMDb:tt0096697|The Simpsons]]'' <small>(not so much the later seasons)</small>
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**''[[IMDb:tt0813715|Villains]]''
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**''[[IMDb:tt0813715|Heroes]]''
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**''[[IMDb:tt0285331|42]]''
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**''[[IMDb:tt0285331|24]]''
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**''[[IMDb:tt0383126|TrueBusters]]
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**''[[IMDb:tt0383126|MythBusters]]
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**''[[IMDb:tt0108757|UM]]'' <small>(but in the last year or two, this one's completely fallen off my radar)</small>
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**''[[IMDb:tt0108757|ER]]'' <small>(but in the last year or two, this one's completely fallen off my radar)</small>
==Reminders to myself==
==Reminders to myself==
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*"It never hurts to double-check" &mdash; Lucille Bluth from ''Free Developing Countries''
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*"It never hurts to double-check" &mdash; Lucille Bluth from ''Arrested Development''
*Check the contribs
*Check the contribs
*Check the edit summaries
*Check the edit summaries
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It's dot com

Hey there every peoples. My name's Ben, better known around here as It's dot com (you can also call me Dot com if you want). I'm an X13-year-old graphic designer/computer-systems manager from Texas, USA.

It's dot com!

About my user name

My first experience with homestarrunner.com was, appropriately, the First Time Here? page. About fifteen seconds into the intro, Homestar utters his classic line: "Oh, right... homestarrunner.net: It's dot com!"

From that instant, I was hooked. I knew this site was the place for me.

(You may notice on the First Time page that the text appearing on the screen is misspelled "Its dot com" (without the apostrophe). I got it right for my user name and in the image on the right, because everybody knows that if you want it to be possessive, it's just "ITS," but if it's supposed to be a contraction then it's "I-T-apostrophe-S." Scalawag.)

What I like to do

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What I probably look like
(I'm the one who's not Tom)

I am one of the administrators here. My contributions come in lots of shapes and sizes, but in general I:

  • Patrol the recent changes
  • Before it was decommissioned, I kept an eye on STUFF and performed routine maintenance there
  • Fight vandals
  • Perform gnome work
  • Begin new pages and encourage their development, including transcribing toons whenever I get the opportunity
  • Participate in discussions important to the wiki
  • Beautify formatting
  • Assist those in need, especially welcoming and mentoring new members

If I can help you or if you have a comment or question, leave a note on my talk page. I'd love to hear from you.

Favorite quotes

Sometimes I even work the following quotes (often including the inflection) into everyday conversations.

Pages and things I'm proud of

  • STUFF reform
    After a lot of planning, STUFF went live on June 17, 2005, and it lasted for nearly three years before finally being decommissioned in favor of regular talk pages. Thanks to all who supported my design during the test stages, especially Jay and Tom, who helped steer me in the right direction code-wise and with some of the implementation. See also the original proposal.
  • My first page
    Rock Opera Context was the very first page I created for the Wiki. Don't think for a moment that I did the whole thing myself — it was a HUGE group effort. But I was the one who set up the page, created the link to the email rock opera, established the general format, and got the ball rolling on filling in the words. As the page was shaping up, I helped fix things here and there whenever necessary. One of my favorite things about the page is that as you read each line, you can remember and enjoy the essence of all the emails in the space of only a minute.
  • 110 sbemail redirects
    We decided to create Strong Bad Email redirects like this: sbemail1some kinda robot; sbemail2homsar; and so on. I personally set up 110 in thirty minutes! (There were 133 emails at the time, if you wonder. And for you math majors out there, I did an average of one every 16.4 seconds. Man, I was flying.)
  • New email styles
    I didn't come up with the idea or make the graphic, but I had some good input once the idea was rolling. When it came time to go live with the styles, I personally converted the most emails to the new format (Jay and I each did almost exactly half, but by my count I barely edged him out). I made sure to do at least one from all three computer eras, and I think I did all the Tandys. I also did the special cases in the bird, weird dream, anything, and other days.

Interests outside H*R

Reminders to myself

  • "It never hurts to double-check" — Lucille Bluth from Arrested Development
  • Check the contribs
  • Check the edit summaries
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