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== Where is IRF? ==
== Where is IRF? ==
IRF is busy...really, really, busy.  With the three kids, working, and umpiring, I unfortunately have no time to wiki.  I have been a H*R fan forever and a member of this fine wiki for several years.  I hope that this is not the end to a chapter in my life.  With the job that I have now, I have risen to the level to where I actually have important stuff to do.  In my hay-day of wiking I would wiki instead of working...and when I went home, I'd wiki, but that really isn't an option anymore.  I still make a few edits here and there, but as far I see it now, my days of coming close to resembling a power user are over.  Still talk to me though, I log in about once a month.
IRF is busy...really, really, busy.  With the three kids, working, and umpiring, I unfortunately have no time to wiki.  I have been a H*R fan forever and a member of this fine wiki for several years.  I hope that this is not the end to a chapter in my life.  With the job that I have now, I have risen to the level to where I actually have important stuff to do.  In my hay-day of wiking I would wiki instead of working...and when I went home, I'd wiki, but that really isn't an option anymore.  I still make a few edits here and there, but as far I see it now, my days of coming close to resembling a power user are over.  Still talk to me though, I log in about once a month.
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My real name is Chris Cali (<big>כריס</big>) and I am a long-time wiki user, and an even longer H*R fan.  I consider myself one the original crop of fans that remember things like the [[Old Flash Stuff|old formats of the website]], and things like [[A Jumping Jack Contest]].  I am 29 years old and have a beautiful [http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r220/calitopgun/white_wrap_wear.jpg wife] [[User:IRF's wife|Christie]], an adorable 5 year old [http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r220/calitopgun/anthony-1.jpg son][http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r220/calitopgun/anthony2.jpg Anthony], a 3 year old [http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r220/calitopgun/jocelyn2.jpg daughter] [http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r220/calitopgun/jocelyn-1.jpg Jocelyn], and [http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r220/calitopgun/elijah.jpg Elijah] was born on September 14, 2009.  I live in Chesterfield Virginia.   
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My real name is Chris Cali (<big>כריס</big>) and I am a long-time wiki user, and an even longer H*R fan.  I consider myself one the original crop of fans that remember things like the [[Old Flash Stuff|old formats of the website]], and things like [[A Jumping Jack Contest]].  I was born in 1981 and have a beautiful [http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r220/calitopgun/Mobile%20Uploads/2014-05/AA83EB46-A994-4312-8872-4E482A6518DC.jpg wife] [[User:IRF's wife|Christie]]. I have 5 children; Anthony - born in 2005, Jocelyn - born in 2007, Elijah - born in 2009, Arabella - born in 2011, and Micah - born in 2014.  I live in Chesterfield Virginia.   
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I have been a baseball umpire for 15 years now. I am currently:
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I have been a baseball umpire since 1994 now. I am currently:
* Varsity umpire with [http://www.odua.org <span style="color:#990033;">ODUA</span>]   
* Varsity umpire with [http://www.odua.org <span style="color:#990033;">ODUA</span>]   
* D3 college for Old Dominion Athletic Conference ''(ODAC)''
* D3 college for Old Dominion Athletic Conference ''(ODAC)''
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* JUCO, D3, and D1 college for Mid-Atlantic College Umpires ''(MAC)''
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* JUCO, D3, and D1 college for Mid-Atlantic College Umpires ''(MAC)''  
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* D1 college for Mid-Eastern Athletic Conference ''(MEAC)''
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* D2 and D1 college for the Collegiate Baseball Umpires Association ''(CBUAO)''  
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* D3, D2, and D1 for the Collegeiate Baseball Umpire Assigning Organization for the Eastern Collegiate Conference ''(ECC)''
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* Conferences I work for:
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**''MEAC''
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**''A-10''
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**''NE-10''
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**''ECC''
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**''NEC''
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**''CAA''
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**''Great Southwest''
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**''CACC''
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**''American East''
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**''USA South''
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**''Big South''
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My short-term goals:
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* Getting on the Mid-Eastern Athletic Conference ''(MEAC)'' staff
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* Getting on the A-10 staff
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* Getting on the Colonial Athletic Conference ''(CAA)'' staff
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* Getting on the Big South Staff
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* Getting on the Patriot League staff
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Longer-term goals:
Longer-term goals:
* Getting my first Regional
* Getting my first Regional
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* Getting on the Atlantic Coast Conference ''(ACC)'' staff
 
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* Getting on the Big South Staff
 
* Getting State High School play-offs (semi-finals and above)
* Getting State High School play-offs (semi-finals and above)
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== Thanks for stopping by! ==

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[edit] Where is IRF?

IRF is busy...really, really, busy. With the three kids, working, and umpiring, I unfortunately have no time to wiki. I have been a H*R fan forever and a member of this fine wiki for several years. I hope that this is not the end to a chapter in my life. With the job that I have now, I have risen to the level to where I actually have important stuff to do. In my hay-day of wiking I would wiki instead of working...and when I went home, I'd wiki, but that really isn't an option anymore. I still make a few edits here and there, but as far I see it now, my days of coming close to resembling a power user are over. Still talk to me though, I log in about once a month.

[edit] My Mantle

Proudly displayed in a place of prominence.
 
Most Improved
Awarded for my answer
in Trey56's NES challenge
Pizza Trophy Award
Awarded for my work on
Mike's 2007 birthday card
Some Award
Awarded for my
math skilz

[edit] Beginings

Haldo! I'm Invisible Robot Fish (IRF for short).

I've been around this great, big internet of ours a few times, so I know what I'm talking about. I made my first edit to this wiki on October 5, 2004. Amazingly, this edit survived to the present day. How is that for starting out on right foot, huh? Anywho, I was welcomed two months later by the proprietor himself, Joey Day. To date, I have made a total of 2700+ edits. 1040+ of them have been mainspace edits.

[edit] About My Username

IRF



Yes! All will tremble at the crack of our eggs and the hush of our 2-ply toilet papers.

I am a sucker for obscure references, and I thought my username should be no different. This name refers to the SB email#16 Band Names. This was the same historic email that introduced us to the band Limozeen! What fun. Outside of the H*R Universe I usually go by the username of topguncali or calitopgun, as Top Gun is nickname I've had since high school (although since its been a long time since high school, very few people know of this nickname, let alone call me it). I love the movie Top Gun despite its many technical and logistical inaccuracies.

[edit] My Contributions

...probably

[edit] About Me

My real name is Chris Cali (כריס) and I am a long-time wiki user, and an even longer H*R fan. I consider myself one the original crop of fans that remember things like the old formats of the website, and things like A Jumping Jack Contest. I was born in 1981 and have a beautiful wife Christie. I have 5 children; Anthony - born in 2005, Jocelyn - born in 2007, Elijah - born in 2009, Arabella - born in 2011, and Micah - born in 2014. I live in Chesterfield Virginia.

I love obscure references (hence my username) and love of Homestar Runner.



Favorite Quotes Found in the Wiki:

  • What about option 4: the "Homestar talking into a banana" is actually a service robot programmed by Louis and Gilbert from Revenge of the Nerds to provide a visual representation of the messages left on the answering machine. The answering machine is, of course, connected to the "Homestar" robot by invisible nanowires or Marzipan's wireless network. from Trey56 ...link to quote
  • This item was declined like there's no tomorrow... from It's dot com ...link to quote
  • (from a user talking about The Cheat) Having a fake I.D. in the first place implies that The Cheat is, unlike several other characters, under 21 years of age, or at least too young to engage in some age-restricted activity in Free Country, U.S.A.
    [Reply] or he could also be an illigal alien or a secret agent. in short: rv from E.L. Cool ...link to quote
  • ...it's Homestar: "But He's In Space! from KieferSkunk ...link to quote

[edit] Some of my tastes

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I love Christian Rock Music including Casting Crowns, Charlie Hall, Chris Tomlin, David Crowder, Chris Rice, Steven Curtis Chapman, Ginny Owens, Third Day, Reliant K, MercyMe, Todd Agnew, Building 429, KJ-52, Israel Houghton... to name a few I like Rock of various types and Oldies including Billy Joel, Aerosmith, Dire Straits, Mark Knopfler, Simon & Garfunkel, The Everly Brothers, Kansas, Bruce Springstein, James Taylor, Jimmy Buffet, Credence Clearwater Revival, Steeley Dan, and Fleetwood Mac... to name a few

I like Country including Brad Paisely, Tim McGraw, John Michael Montgomery, Montgomery Gentry, Eagles, Toby Keith, Reba McEntire, Alan Jackson, Rascal Flatts, Garth Brooks, and Charlie Daniels ... to name a few

I have more eclectic music tastes including Da Vinci's Notebook, Trans-Siberian Orchestra, Eddie From Ohio, Dar Williams, Frank Sinatra, Great Big Sea, Straight No Chaser, and The Real Group

My favorite comedians are Jeff Foxworthy, Bill Engval, and Dana Carvey.

I like watching The Muppets (although been a little downhill since Jim Henson's passing but I'm loyal)

I love aviation. I have been out of the game awhile, but would love to get back into the game. I used to fly a Cessna Skylane 182 RG. I want to eventually get my instrument rating and mulit-engine so that I can fly the Piper Seneca V.

I have been a baseball umpire since 1994 now. I am currently:

  • Varsity umpire with ODUA
  • D3 college for Old Dominion Athletic Conference (ODAC)
  • JUCO, D3, and D1 college for Mid-Atlantic College Umpires (MAC)
  • D2 and D1 college for the Collegiate Baseball Umpires Association (CBUAO)
  • Conferences I work for:
    • MEAC
    • A-10
    • NE-10
    • ECC
    • NEC
    • CAA
    • Great Southwest
    • MACC
    • CACC
    • American East
    • USA South
    • Big South
My short-term goals:
  • Getting on the A-10 staff
  • Getting on the Big South Staff
Longer-term goals:
  • Getting my first Regional
  • Getting State High School play-offs (semi-finals and above)



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That's me in a nutshell.

[edit] Haiku Corner

Inspired by Stux

Haiku Corner
Character Name My Haiku Character Name My Haiku
Homestar

clueless no armed man
prancing like an idiot
I like Marshmallows

Strong Bad

Two-bit wrestle man
locks Strong Sad in the bathtub
loves to kick The Cheat

The Cheat

curious creature this yellow dog
fine looking young man he is
always saying meh!

Strong Mad

TAKE IT TO THE HOUSE!
essence of hands in water
loves The Cheat a lot

Strong Sad

depressio man
elephant legs, round body
teased by big brothers

Pom Pom

bubble bouncing man
he is the mack around here
from the isle of Poms

Marzipan

hear carol playing
oh that awful noise, it hurts
a hippie broomsitck

Coach Z

sketchy high school coach
buys "great for baby" items
has athletes footies

Bubs

lovable scam man
hi there every peoples
can float six inches

The King of Town

No one wants to write
anything about the King of Town
not writing one for him

The Poopsmith

very crappy job
employed by a big loser
quick, cover your nose

Homsar

The Human Wedgie
Captain of the Gravy Train
thrill of a lifetime

Lil' Brudder

dragging on the floor
I can make it on my own
handicapped guy

Limozeen

Limozeen hair band
Got the heart of a lion
the wings of a bat

Feel free to post yours here.
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Nonsense incarnate
Random quotes are his forte
Blue midget Homestar
DorianGray

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One-legged puppy
The Heart of a Champion
He's such a trouper
Salty

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Making animations
What is he supposed to be?
Always Exploding
Powered by The Kate 22:56, 13 January 2006 (UTC)

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HRcoder was so nice to write thise one about me
A haiku about you:
Invisible fish
Is possibly robotic
Is it a mecha?
Homestar Coderhomestar-coder-sig.gif 19:28, 23 January 2006 (UTC)

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Animal lover
Off to chinchilla protest
Loves to eat tofu!

Powered by The Kate 23:25, 25 January 2006 (UTC)
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Well, his head a splode
Master of Strong Badia!
Prank calls Marzipan

Powered by The Kate 23:28, 25 January 2006 (UTC)
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Fighting and training
Asking for a challenge
Loves power crunches
Homestar Coderhomestar-coder-sig.gif 23:36, 26 January 2006 (UTC)

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20X6
He wishes he was the guy
Now he's on the moon.
· · T2|Things

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Telegram for Sir
Strong Bad from Lord Elsington
Hallstingdingdingworth!
Qermaq - (T/C) Image:Qermaqsigpic.png

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Veggie Tales Rules!
Sing Silly Songs with Larry
They're missing their arms

Powered by The Kate 22:32, 9 February 2006 (UTC)
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Modestly Hot Homsar

Forever Your Girl
She Is "Only Sorta Hot"
Helps You Through Hard Times
By Image:Homsar-in-motion.gifHomsar7(Hom · Sar)Image:Homsar-in-motion.gif

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Meep-Beep-Beep-Meep-Beep
Said The Cheat-Bot in a calm voice
Calculate he does

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What is a Haiku?
I think that they are stupid
Yet, I still write one
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Leads Cheat Commandos
Voiced by a lazy actor
Gunhaver has gun

WhatThePfargtl 04:22, 18 June 2011 (UTC) 00:00, 1 January 2000 (UTC)

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