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Jocelyn Marie was born on Wednesday May 2, 2007, at 7:02 pm.  She was 7 lbs 13 oz and 20 inches long.  Momma and baby are doing just fine.  She has brown hair and baby blue eyes. 
== Beginings ==
== Beginings ==

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Jocelyn Marie was born on Wednesday May 2, 2007, at 7:02 pm. She was 7 lbs 13 oz and 20 inches long. Momma and baby are doing just fine. She has brown hair and baby blue eyes.



Haldo! I'm Invisible Robot Fish (IRF for short).

I've been around this great, big internet of ours a few times, so I know what I'm talking about. I made my first edit to this wiki on October 5, 2004. Amazingly, this edit survived to the present day. How is that for starting out on right foot, huh? Anywho, I was welcomed two months later by the proprietor himself, Joey Day. To date, I have made a total of 2480+ edits. 970+ of them have been mainspace edits.

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Twas fortold in montage, The Paper will be replaced with an inkjet in 0.png 3.png emails!

About My Username


Yes! All will tremble at the crack of our eggs and the hush of our 2-ply toilet papers.

I am a sucker for obscure references, and I thought my username should be no different. This name refers to the SB email#16 Band Names. This was the same historic email that introduced us to the band Limozeen! What fun. Outside of the H*R Universe I usually go by the username of topguncali or calitopgun, as Top Gun is nickname I've had since high school (although since its been a long time since high school, very few people know of this nickname, let alone call me it). I love the movie Top Gun despite its many technical and logistical inacurracies.

My Contributions

Shazaqua, Shaz, Topazian123, MCWhitey22, OwenGibbins, KrisKinnus, AndStuff57, Rgsdude01, SkankingMagpie, Mikeyt, Stu-pud Jr., Wooxa, 16BitJorge, Forgoodorforawesome, ObeyGiant, Homsarunner, ZWeber, CapnTak, Michiganjs, Killroy13, Hamstar Runner, CheezyBob, GUY93, PuppySammich, Skyrunner75, WillyWonka, NessStar3000, Arya, Kane2742, Pie factory, Sweetrations, Nallal, DJ Smoldyface, Yoshi mgs, Saddy Dumpington, LisaVon, Garnet Jell-o, Rico*crazy?, EMail Dan, Homestar=LIFE101, Senor Muybueno, Slightly confused, Waluigi95, Gun Haver, JayBird, Loois2, Hayden, Lollop0
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Projects to be completed:

About Me


My real name is Chris Cali (כריס) and I am a long-time wiki user, and an even longer H*R fan. I consider myself one the original crop of fans that remember things like the old formats of the website, and things like A Jumping Jack Contest. I am 26 years old and among other things own several businesses. I have a beautiful wife, an adorable 21 month-old son, and we now have our second child on the way. We found out in December 2006, that we are having a girl! She is due on April 26, 2007, and her name will be Jocelyn Marie. I live in Virginia. I have learned to save my edits to notepad before I save because its very likely that 3 or me people will save and revert edits in the time that it takes me type something up. Slow down Clanky, slow down!

I love obscure references (hence my username) and love of Homestar Runner.

Favorite Quotes Found in the Wiki:

  • What about option 4: the "Homestar talking into a banana" is actually a service robot programmed by Louis and Gilbert from Revenge of the Nerds to provide a visual representation of the messages left on the answering machine. The answering machine is, of course, connected to the "Homestar" robot by invisible nanowires or Marzipan's wireless network. from Trey56 to quote
  • This item was declined like there's no tomorrow... from It's dot com to quote
  • (from a user talking about The Cheat) Having a fake I.D. in the first place implies that The Cheat is, unlike several other characters, under 21 years of age, or at least too young to engage in some age-restricted activity in Free Country, U.S.A.
    [Reply] or he could also be an illigal alien or a secret agent. in short: rv from E.L. Cool to quote
  •'s Homestar: "But He's In Space! from KieferSkunk to quote

Some of my tastes


3 words →I Love VeggieTales!

I love Christian Rock Music including Charlie Hall, Chris Tomlin, David Crowder, Matt Redmen, Chris Rice, Mark Schultz, Steven Curtis Chapman, Ginny Owens, Rich Mullins, Micheal W Smith, Third Day, Big Daddy Weave, Reliant K, MercyMe, Todd Agnew, and Building 429... to name a few I like Rock of various types and Oldies including Billy Joel, Aerosmith, Dire Straits, Mark Knopfler, Simon & Garfunkel, The Everly Brothers, Kansas, Bruce Springstein, James Taylor, Jimmy Buffet, and Credence Clearwater Revival

I like Country including Brad Paisely, Tim McGraw, John Michael Montgomery, Eagles, Toby Keith, and Reba McEntire.

I have more eclectic music tastes including Da Vinci's Notebook,Trans-Siberian Orchestra, Eddie From Ohio, Dar Williams, Frank Sinatra, Great Big Sea, and Rock-a-Pella

My favorite comedians are Mark Lowry, Jeff Foxworthy, Larry the Cable Guy, and Dana Carvey.

I like watching The Muppets (although been a little downhill since Jim Henson's passing but I'm loyal)

I am a pilot and love aviation. I fly a Cessna Skylane 182 RG. I want to eventually get my instrument rating and mulit-engine so that I can fly the Piper Seneca V. I eventually want to get a Beechcraft Premier Ia.

I have been a baseball umpire for 12 years now. I am currently a Varisty umpire with ODUA (I created and designed this webiste with much inspirationg coming from Joey Day's site). I am starting to break into the ranks of college umpiring. I aspire to become a D1 college umpire. My uniform # is 56.


That's me in a nutshell.

Haiku Corner

Inspired by Stux

Haiku Corner
Character Name My Haiku Character Name My Haiku

clueless no armed man
prancing like an idiot
I like Marshmallows

Strong Bad

Two-bit wrestle man
locks Strong Sad in the bathtub
loves to kick The Cheat

The Cheat

curious creature this yellow dog
fine looking young man he is
always saying meh!

Strong Mad

essence of hands in water
loves The Cheat a lot

Strong Sad

depressio man
elephant legs, round body
teased by big brothers

Pom Pom

bubble bouncing man
he is the mack around here
from the isle of Poms


hear carol playing
oh that awful noise, it hurts
a hippie broomsitck

Coach Z

sketchy high school coach
buys "great for baby" items
has athletes footies


lovable scam man
hi there every peoples
can float six inches

The King of Town

No one wants to write
anything about the King of Town
not writing one for him

The Poopsmith

very crappy job
employed by a big loser
quick, cover your nose


The Human Wedgie
Captain of the Gravy Train
thrill of a lifetime

Lil' Brudder

dragging on the floor
I can make it on my own
handicapped guy


Limozeen hair band
Got the heart of a lion
the wings of a bat

Feel free to post yours here.

Nonsense incarnate
Random quotes are his forte
Blue midget Homestar


One-legged puppy
The Heart of a Champion
He's such a trouper


Making animations
What is he supposed to be?
Always Exploding
Powered by The Kate 22:56, 13 January 2006 (UTC)


HRcoder was so nice to write thise one about me
A haiku about you:
Invisible fish
Is possibly robotic
Is it a mecha?
Homestar Coderhomestar-coder-sig.gif 19:28, 23 January 2006 (UTC)


Animal lover
Off to chinchilla protest
Loves to eat tofu!

Powered by The Kate 23:25, 25 January 2006 (UTC)

Well, his head a splode
Master of Strong Badia!
Prank calls Marzipan

Powered by The Kate 23:28, 25 January 2006 (UTC)

Fighting and training
Asking for a challenge
Loves power crunches
Homestar Coderhomestar-coder-sig.gif 23:36, 26 January 2006 (UTC)


He wishes he was the guy
Now he's on the moon.
· · T2|Things


Telegram for Sir
Strong Bad from Lord Elsington
Qermaq - (T/C) Image:Qermaqsigpic.png


Veggie Tales Rules!
Sing Silly Songs with Larry
They're missing their arms

Powered by The Kate 22:32, 9 February 2006 (UTC)
Modestly Hot Homsar

Forever Your Girl
She Is "Only Sorta Hot"
Helps You Through Hard Times
By Image:Homsar-in-motion.gifHomsar7(Hom · Sar)Image:Homsar-in-motion.gif


Said The Cheat-Bot in a calm voice
Calculate he does

--Dacheatbot · Communicate 22:33, 31 May 2006 (UTC)

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