User:Homsarroks
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This is my page. If you do not like Homsar, please go. He is awesome, and if you dislike him, you will forever be viewed as evil by my kind.
I love Homsar and Strong Bad. Seriously. They are so cool it hurts.
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Favorite Toons
Loves the Strong Bad Emails virus, funny, dragon, japanese cartoon, and origins.
Favorite Games
Peasant's Quest, Thy Dungeonman II (from Videlectrix.com), and Stinkoman 20X6.
Favorite H*R quotes
So you see Claire, if it wasn't for the stick, and Marzipan's considerable resistance to death, the on point kings may never have stolen the King of Town's dunce cap and renamed it Lotionman. — Strong Bad, origins.
Aaaaahh! Red button lightning! — Stinkoman, Stinkoman 20x6, Level 7.1
Corn is no place for a mighty warrior. — A Mighty Warrior, Teen Girl Squad Issue Ten
Strong Bad did a jig while holding all the grapes and The Cheat learned to fly. — Strumstar Hammer
Possums! — Strong Bad, Teen Girl Squad Issue Three
STRONG BAD: Thanks Bubs! How'd you get rid of the vi—wait...why do you have a shotgun? What did you do? Where's my Compy?!
BUBS: It's in a better place, Strong Bad. Or rather, it's in the same place, but now it's got a big hole through it! — virus
STRONG BAD: That's a worthy cause if ever there was one! How about this essence of putting Strong Mad's hand in warm water while he's asleep?
STRONG MAD: MY SECRET SHAME! — Halloween Potion-Ma-Jig
When I find whoever Red-Buttoned me, I'm gonna go and challenge the crap out of them! — Stinkoman, Stinkoman 20x6, Level 7.1
Computer over? Virus equals very yes?!! That's not a good prize! — Strong Bad, virus
Almost anything that Homsar ever said.
Other Quotes
If you have a problem with any of the quotes below, let me know and I'll either clean them up or take them off the page. Please don't take it upon yourself to delete them! Thank you.
“You, get me the Wall Street Journal. You two, fight to the death!”-Stewie Griffin in Family Guy
“Cut my milk!”-Stewie Griffin in Family Guy
"It’s because you’re all b***** people. That’s it. You’re all just b***** people and I’m gonna go home and I’m gonna bite my pillow is what I’m gonna do.”-Christopher Guest in Waiting for Guffman
“Go play outside while I lie here quietly and bleed to death.”-Jon Arbuckle in Garfield by Jim Davis
“All mammals have hair. Whales are mammals. Therefore, whales have hair. Shave the whales.”-Dogbert in Dilbert by Scott Adams
“Ah, Oscar night, where all the big people gather to thank all the little people that they’ve stepped on all year.”-Johnny Carson
"You can run, but you can't hide! I know where your mama parks your house!"-Jason Alexander, My Name is Earl
“My precious”.-Andy Serkis in The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
“It’s just like living in Bhutan. The rent is good, but it’s hell to get a decent cup of coffee.”-John Odgren
“Do not attempt to move or we will be shooting ourselves.”-Robin Williams in Aladdin: The King Of Thieves
“Inconceivable!”-Wallace Shawn in The Princess Bride
“If they’re all dead there’s only one thing you can do. Go through their pockets and look for loose change.”-Billy Crystal in The Princess Bride
“Oh, god. I left the world I knew to watch a kid try to put booties on a screwed-up weasel. Shoot me, Roland, before I breed.”-Eddie Dean in The Dark Tower IV: Wizard and Glass by Stephen King
“Have you looked inside?”
“Come on, man! I'd have to be a low life to go rooting around in other peoples stuff like that.”
“Is it locked?”
“Yeah, real good”.-Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels in Dumb & Dumber
"Well, I don't care if Halo is God's own anti-SOB machine or a giant Hula hoop—we ain't gonna let 'em have it! What we WILL let 'em have is a belly full of lead and a pool of their own blood to drown in!" -Sergeant Avery Johnson, Halo: Combat Evolved
"You better get it together, Marine, or the Chief'll reach down and pull you inside out by your cornhole. And that'll be a sweet, sweet mercy compared to what I'm gonna do to you!”-Sergeant Avery Johnson, Halo: First Strike
"Oh, I'm sorry. Were you trying to kill something?"-Cortana, Halo: Combat Evolved
"I need a nurse! No...no! A FEMALE nurse."-Marine Soldier, Halo 2
"Marine, did I give you permission to b****?"-Sergeant Banks, Halo 2
"Hey, remember me? I blew up your little hula hoop thing."-Sergeant Avery Johnson, Halo 2
"Hey! No hurt! Me like Elites. Brutes stinky bad bad. Me stay here and make sure no Brutes come behind mighty Arbiter...heh heh."-Grunt, Halo 2
“You know what I'm going to do about this?”
“What?”
“Nothing! Because if I take it to small claims court, it will just drain eight hours out of my life and you probably won't show up and even if I got the judgment you'd just stiff me anyway; so what I am going to do is p*** and moan like an impotent jerk, and then bend over and take it up the tailpipe!”-Jim Carrey in Liar, Liar
"Dear humanity, we regret being alien b*****s, we regret comin' to Earth, and we most definitely regret that the Corps just blew up our raggedy-a** fleet!"-Sergeant Avery Johnson, Halo 2
"Turn up the voltage. He'll never know."-Things You Don't Want to Hear in an Operating Room by Paul, Paul Eric, and John Odgren
"Sometimes it helps if I just close my eyes and cut."-See above
If you liked any of these quotes or have any questions or comments about them, please let me know on my talk page.--Homsarroks
Homsar Self Descriptions
A song from the sixties — interview
The pride of the peaches — interview
A trendy tote bag — for kids
The ghost of Christmas past — Pumpkin Carve-nival
The human wedgie — origins
The original ladies' man — The House that Gave Sucky Treats
The captain of the gravy train — Homsar Character Video
A friendly reminder — Homsar Character Video
Just a silly little bumblebee — record book (– The Chort)
Parson Brown — Strong Sad's Lament (– The Chort)
If you have any other Homsar self descriptions, please put them down with your screen name. I'll get back to you. Thanks.
Preculiar Tastes
My favorite bands include Green Day, Linkin Park, Yellow Card, Emineim, Modest Mussorgsky, Coldplay, My Chemical Romance, Van Halen, and Queen. Now tell me that that's not a mixed bag.
Some of my favorite movies are listed below by genre.
Comedy: Rat Race, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Spaceballs
Action: Terminator 2, Broken Arrow, The Matrix, Indiana Jones
Horror: A Nightmare on Elm Street, Sleepy Hollow, Halloween
Drama: The Cider House Rules, Forrest Gump, Pleasantville
Science Fiction: Star Wars (The whole series), Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within, The Fifth Element
Fantasy: The Lord of the Rings Trilogy
Favorite Video Games:
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time,
Medieval: Total War,
Age of Empires II,
Halo,
Halo 2,
007: Everything or Nothing,
Grand Theft Auto: Vice City,
Sim City 4,
Call of Duty: Finest Hour,
More to Come!
Note: If anyone has any questions, comments, or corrections for or about anything, or if you would like to chat or leave messages about any of the things I listed above, please let me know by putting it in under my talk. I'll get back to you! Also, if you find anything offensive or have any problems with the content on this page, let me know and I'll remove or edit it. Again, please don't take it upon yourself to censor or delete anything on my page!
Thanks- Homsarroks
A Message From Me
I hope you liked my page. If you did, I engourage you to tell me what you thought of it. Alsom if you would like o see something changed or have any requests for anything, please put it on my talk page. Also, if you're reading this, please put your name in the Visitors section. I'll get back to you!--Homsarroks 22:43, 18 November 2005 (UTC)
Visitors
Put your name below with any comments about my page if you liked it! Or if you didn't like it. I just like getting messages. Also, feel free to add additional info on my talk page!
NOT Billy Bob Bob 22:01, 16 November 2005 (UTC) You like Monty Python == AND == Mel Brooks you are cool but plz read my comment in your talk page.
It's edited up, Bob. You may now gaze upon my quotes section without having to endure profanity. The children are safe.
