User:Homsarroks

Sure beats breaking up with him.

Your attention, please!

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This user's favorite character is Homsar.

This user's third favorite character is Da Huuuuuudge.

This user is being fangoriously devoured by a gelatinous monster.

This user was raised by a cup of coffee. Template:userboxsample

This user may or may not smell like yiddish cheese.

I think I saw a pony...

Wow. You looked. Combolations.

* Batteries not included. Only includes participating restaurants. Must be -45 years or older to join. Void where prohibited. Contains MSG. Be sure to tip your waitress. I'm surprised you read this far. Good luck.

Page Creations

I made Nunchucks, The Battle of Strong Badia, Da Huuuuuudge's Enclosure and helped work on several others. Well, I didn't really make nunchucks. I started the article, but it was really Joshua, It's Dot Com, and Has Matt? who worked on it the most. I also made quite a few spelling/marshmallow/grammar errors in my "Da Huuuuuudge's Enclosure" article which were cleaned up by assorted personnel.

Favorite Toons

Loves the Strong Bad Emails virus, for kids, funny, invisibility, dragon, island, japanese cartoon, candy product, and origins.
Also enjoys Teen Girl Squad Issue 10, Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon, Experimental Film, Halloween Potion-ma-jig, Where the Crap are We?, and Homestar Presents: Presents.

Favorite Characters

HOMSAR!!! (obviously), Strong Bad, Da Huuuuuudge, Eh! Steve, The Worm, Bubs, Coach Z, The Cheat.

Least Favorite Character

Marshie. HE'S A FREAKIN' COMMUNIST!!! Well, not really. I just wanted to say that. Anyway, I just don't like him. At all. Ever. He is weird and frightens children. He doesn't even get a link. If you think that Marshie is awesome, please forgive me. I just think that he's a psychotic mashmallow with a serious inferiority complex. He's a phillistine, a virulent pestulence of death, and has all the likability of a pile of whatsit. Seriously.

Favorite Games

Peasant's Quest, Thy Dungeonman II (from Videlectrix.com), and Stinkoman 20X6.

Most embarrassing Wiki moment

Once I accidentally welcomed a troll! How humiliating is that?

Favorite H*R quotes

So you see Claire, if it wasn't for the stick, and Marzipan's considerable resistance to death, the on point kings may never have stolen the King of Town's dunce cap and renamed it Lotionman. — Strong Bad, origins.

Aaaaahh! Red button lightning! — Stinkoman, Stinkoman 20x6, Level 7.1

Corn is no place for a mighty warrior. — A Mighty Warrior, Teen Girl Squad Issue Ten

Strong Bad did a jig while holding all the grapes and The Cheat learned to fly. — Strumstar Hammer

Possums! — Strong Bad, Teen Girl Squad Issue Three

My chocolates! Come back chocolates! I didn't mean what I said... — Bubs, invisibility

STRONG BAD: Thanks Bubs! How'd you get rid of the vi—wait...why do you have a shotgun? What did you do? Where's my Compy?!
BUBS: It's in a better place, Strong Bad. Or rather, it's in the same place, but now it's got a big hole through it! — virus

STRONG BAD: That's a worthy cause if ever there was one! How about this essence of putting Strong Mad's hand in warm water while he's asleep?
STRONG MAD: MY SECRET SHAME! — Halloween Potion-Ma-Jig

When I find whoever Red-Buttoned me, I'm gonna go and challenge the crap out of them! — Stinkoman, Stinkoman 20x6, Level 7.1

My left name is "Tremendous Savings," Ms. America! — Senor Cardgage, Senorial Day

No, it can't be heaven. There's not enough twinkies. — Strong Bad, Where the Crap are We?

STRONG MAD: CAN I KEEP IT?
STRONG BAD: No, you can't keep it. Now go put that thing back.
STRONG MAD: IT FOLLOWED ME HOME!!!
STRONG BAD: Uh, yeah. That's not true. — Fall Float Parade

I cut the crust off in the morning light... — Homestar, origins

Computer over? Virus equals very yes?!! That's not a good prize! — Strong Bad, virus

Look, The Cheat is behind the freaking box! He's behind the box! I'LL KILL YA! I'LL KILL ALL YOUR DOGS! — Strong Bad, for kids

Whatever. I'ma go re-nog. — Strong Bad, Decemberween Sweet Cuppin' Cakes

I've always preferred being on fire at night. Looks prettier and keeps the butterflies away. — the Innkeeper in Peasant's Quest.

Get out. Get out. Get out. Get out. Get out. Get out. Get out. Get out. Get out. Get out. Get out. Get out. — Strong Bad in secret identity

STRONG SAD: There needs to be a better word for weird.
{The Cheat runs onscreen with underwear on his head and Strong Mad in pursuit}
STRONG MAD: MY PANTIES! MY PANTIES!
{they run off}
STRONG SAD: Okay. I'm moving out.
— morning routine

STRONG BAD: Ooh...Aah...Breaky...Spiny... — keep cool

Almost anything that Homsar ever said.

Quote of the Day

Just some quotes that I like a lot. Updated whenever I remember to do it. Usually once every coupla days. Enjoy.

"Take the long road, see the beauty of the world.--Jack Odgren

"The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed."-Stephen King, The Gunslinger: The Dark Tower I, 9/25/06

"I look myself in the face, and watch the worlds collide."--Elliott Smith, I Didn't Understand (Demo), 9/22/06

Homsar Self Descriptions

A New Record!

A song from the sixties — interview

A trendy tote bag — for kids

The ghost of Christmas past — Pumpkin Carve-nival

The human wedgie — origins

The original ladies' man — The House that Gave Sucky Treats

The captain of the gravy train — Homsar Character Video

A friendly reminder — Homsar Character Video

A little light in the leftovers — Welcome Back

Just a silly little bumblebee — record book (– The Chort)

Parson Brown — Strong Sad's Lament (– The Chort)

A million ladies tall — 2 emails ( Salty^Talk! )

Forever your girl — different town (while Modestly Hot) — Darth Katana X ( )

Just me. — record book (— _talk Bubsty _edits)

Crying on the inside — impression (— Has Matt? (talk))

Saving the best for last — your friends (— Has Matt? (talk))

That thing -- I forgot wich one (--TheThingé)

(no one has gotten this yet?) Homsar (his character video)-Homsar7^{(Hom · Sar)}

Raised by a cup of coffee - Maggot Man

If you have any other Homsar self descriptions, please put them down with your screen name. I'll get back to you. Thanks.

Preculiar Tastes

A list of my favorite things. Read on for a boredom-induced aneurysm!

Weapon of Choice

Portuguese Grammar

Music

My favorite bands are listed below with my favorite song or songs by them in parentheses.

Green Day (Boulevard of Broken Dreams, Good Riddance (Time of your Life), Minority, Homecoming, Too Much Too Soon)
Linkin Park (In the End, From the Inside, Papercut, Numb, PTS.OF.ATHRTY)
Staind (So Far Away, Zoe Jane, Reality, Epiphany, Outside, Everything Changes, Please, It's Been Awhile)
Yellow Card (Only One, Believe, Back Home)
Elliott Smith (Junk Bond Trader, King's Crossing, Twilight, Waltz No. 2, Happiness, Color Bars, Bottle up and Explode!, A Fond Farewell, Between the Bars)
Ben Folds (B@$t@rd, Landed, Army, Late, Time)
Emineim (Lose Yourself)
Modest Mussorgsky (A Night on Bald Mountain)
Coldplay (Clocks, Speed of Sound)
My Chemical Romance (I'm Not Okay (I Promise), The Ghost of You)
Van Halen (Panama, Right Now, Humans Being, Can't Stop Loving You)
They Might Be Giants (Experimental Film)
Queen (Bohemian Rhapsody)
The Beatles (Let it Be, Hey Jude)

Now tell me that that's not a mixed bag.

Movies

Some of my favorite movies are listed below by genre.

Comedy:

Rat Race
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Spaceballs
Shrek
Love and Death
Napoleon Dynamite
Groundhog Day
Home Alone
The Incredibles
Home Alone 2
My Cousin Vinnie
The Princess Bride
A Fish Called Wanda
Back to the Future
Back to the Future Part III
This is Spinal Tap
Click

Action/Adventure:

Terminator 2
Broken Arrow
Pirates of the Caribbean
The Matrix
Speed
Indiana Jones
The Mask of Zorro
The Rock
Spiderman
Spiderman 2
Die Hard
King Kong (2005)
V for Vendetta

Horror:

A Nightmare on Elm Street
Sleepy Hollow
Halloween
Alien

Drama:

The Cider House Rules
Edward Scissorhands
Forrest Gump
Pleasantville
The Patriot
Hotel Rwanda
Antwone Fisher
Outbreak
October Sky
Good Will Hunting

Science Fiction:

Star Wars
The Empire Strikes Back
The Return of the Jedi
The Revenge of the Sith
Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within
The Fifth Element
Independence Day
Men In Black
War of the Worlds (2005)

Fantasy:

The Lord of the Rings Trilogy
Harry Potter and the Prizoner of Azkaban
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Big Fish
The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe

Games

Favorite Video Games:

The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
Medieval: Total War
Goldeneye 64
Perfect Dark
Starcraft
Roller Coaster Tycoon
Roller Coaster Tycoon 2
Age of Empires II
SSX Tricky
Halo
Halo 2
Star Wars: Battlefront
Star Wars: Battlefront II
F-Zero X
007: Everything or Nothing
The Sims
Banjo-Tooie (This is a real game)
Rogue Squadron III: Rebel Strike
Grand Theft Auto: Vice City
Sim City 4
Devil May Cry 2
Call of Duty: Finest Hour
RuneScape
Road Rash 64
The Godfather

NOTE: If you haven't played Medieval: Total War, you have never played a battle simulation game. It is my absolute favorite strategy game. If you like strategy games, buy it! You won't regret it.
NOTE THE SECOND: RuneScape is my favorite online game ever. Seriously. If you would like to find me there, add Homsarroks to your friends list.

Authors/books

My favorite authors are listed below with my favorite books or series of books displayed next to them in parentheses. Those that I would choose to characterize as must-reads have asterisks (*) next to them.

Ray Bradbury (Farenheit 451, Long After Midnight [collection])
Christopher Paolini (Eragon*, Eldest*)
Garth Nix (The Keys to the Kingdom [Series]*)**
Stephen King (Everything's Eventual, The Talisman, Black House, Firestarter, Cell, From a Buick 8, The Dark Tower [Series]*)
T. A. Barron (The Lost Years of Merlin [Series])
J. K. Rowling (Harry Potter [Series]*)
J. R. R. Tolkien (The Lord of the Rings [Series]*)
Peter Straub (The Talisman, Black House)
Neal Shusterman (The Eyes of Kid Midas, The Shadow Club*, MindQuakes [Series])
Brian Jaques (Redwall [Series]*)
Eoin Colfer (Artemis Fowl [Series])
Arthur C. Clarke (2001: A Space Odessy*)
Michael Crighton (Jurassic Park*, State of Fear)
Douglas Adams (The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy [Series]*)
Jon Stewart (America: The Book [A Citizen's Guide to Democracy Inaction]*)
Dan Brown (The DaVinci Code*, Angels & Demons*, Deception Point*)
Clive Barker (Abarat[Series]*)
Eric Nylund (The Fall of Reach, First Strike [Books 1 and 3 of the Halo series])*

*The Halo series is pretty poorly written, but it tells an interesting story. It has a lot of action in it and it tells you about things that you may have been wondering about (what are the Spartans, how did they come to be, what happened after Halo was destroyed, where the Chief came from, etc.). Also, the guy that wrote it has degrees in chemistry and chemical physics, so most of the technology sounds authentic. It is relatively badly written, though (Misplaced dashes and semicolons, awkward phrasing, and other errors decorate the page with notable abundance), so consider yourself warned.

**If you like truly original fantasies that are like nothing you've ever read before but are awesome nonetheless, you have to read The Keys to the Kingdom by Garth Nix. It's awesome.

Um...Not Pigeons

For no apparent reason, here are my favorite foods:

Pesto
Bacon Cheeseburger w/Lettuce, Tomato, Ketchup, & Pickles
Mashed Potatoes
Cheese Curls
Solt & Vinegar Potato Chips
Meatball, Potabella Mushroom, Bacon, and Barbecue Chicken Pizza
Wishbone Italian Dressing
Fenway Fudge Ice Cream
Peaches
Three Musketeers Bars
Fluffy Puff Marshmallows (Just Kidding)
Tacos
French Fries
Salami
Swedish Meatballs
Egg Nog
Dr Pepper
Sushi (Octupus preferred, but I like most other types)
SWISS CAKE ROLLS, BABY!!!

TV

Favorite TV Shows:

My Name is Earl
CSI:Crime Scene Investigation
Family Guy
The Office
Boston Legal
Scrubs
Nova

Favorite words

Nozzle
I'ma
Lemon
Corporeal
Bung
Lagoon
Arrow'd!
Haldo
Prong
Spog
Argyle
Thursday
Comestables
Bunion
Crumpets
Fhqwhgadshgnsdhjsdbkhsdabkfabkveybvf--The Winner: LePorello / T / C. Second Prize: Nckinfn04 ^Talc!
Ecclesiastic
Petrichor
Thiruvananthapuram

More to Come!

Note: If anyone has any questions, comments, or corrections for or about anything, or if you would like to chat or leave messages about any of the things I listed above, please let me know by putting it in under my talk. I'll get back to you! Also, if you find anything offensive or have any problems with the content on this page, let me know and I'll remove or edit it. Again, please don't take it upon yourself to censor or delete anything on my page!

Thanks- Homsarroks

Hey, Cool

Don't you die on me, Bennedetto! You haven't paid me my five bucks yet...

I finally perfected my sig! Check it out!
ΨHomsarΨroksΨ 15:50, 7 May 2006 (UTC)

Wiki Friends

--AbdiViklas
— Has Matt? (talk)
— Darth Katana X ( )
--Salty^Talk!
--Sir Strong Bad
-- Benol, aka Coach B
--Nikolce Kocovski
--TheThingé
--Jeff J. W.(Talk·Contribs)
--Nckinfn04 ^Talc!
--User:Pertmywert/sig2
--— DBK!
--♥ _tee^eff_oh!
-- csours
--MrsCommanderson
--Homestramy20|^Talk
--Seriously ^(Talk)
— _talk Bubsty _edits
-- Joey (talk·edits)
--Dacheatbot · Communicate
--It's dot com
--Master Chief

If I left anyone out, just drop me a message with your comments and I'll put you on. Thanks.--ΨHomsarΨroksΨ 16:22, 5 February 2006 (UTC)
Oh yeah, and forgive me. That's nice too.--ΨHomsarΨroksΨ 00:00, 15 February 2006 (UTC)

In Memoriam

In loving memory of a great user:

-- NBBB(Talk · Contributions)

You Will Be Missed.

--ΨHomsarΨroksΨ

you gotta love him.

Hot Links-Try not to get burned...

The BEST WEBSITE EVER!!!!!
The kitten launch game is disgusting but fun.
Me on the original Wikipedia.
The Halo Wiki.
The best MMORPG in the history of MMORPG's. If you understood that then you are my kind of person. Have a cookie.
The quizzes here are awesome.
The Internet Movie Database. Cool.
Probably the best short film in existance.
A completely random flash cartoon about how the world will end. WARNING: Contains strong language
Family Guy Presents: The Breakfast Machine.
It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time! WARNING: Other content on this site may be inapropriate.

If you liked any of these links or have found them useful, leave a note on my talk page. I'm always glad to help someone discover something new and fun!--ΨHomsarΨroksΨ 18:14, 26 March 2006 (UTC)

He's cool, too.

Aliases

I have a page on the Halo wiki (Yes, there is one. Access it here) under the name of John 117. I also have a page on the regular Wikipedia under Nozzleman and yet another page at Wikiquote under the name of Homsarroks. I am also on the Homstar Runner Wooky under the same name and on RuneScape as well, using the same name yet again. Buy my cheesecake or you will turn into a piece of cheesecake at midnight! MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Sorry... I let my evil twin type for a minute there. He promised to be good, but I just can't trust him...

This guy is awesome!!!!

Omen???

I took the quiz that was linked to by Fizz123's page and I found that my personality was that of Homsar. Destiny? Or just a really creepy coincidence? You make the call!--ΨHomsarΨroksΨ 14:14, 1 January 2006 (UTC)

A Poll!

Put the name of your favorite Strong Bad email below with your sig next to it if you feel like it. I thought that it would be cool to have a list.

modeling,montage, and weird dream Bluebry 02:09, 3 February 2006 (UTC)

for kids – The Chort 19:05, 14 April 2006 (UTC)

for kids, highschool, record book -Homsar7^{(Hom · Sar)}

(Tries to think of favorite e-mail) *head a-splodes* Aww, man! All over the carpet, too. Anyway, mine would have to be rock opera. 'SupremeRulerOfSBadia'

Thought of the Week-like Length of Time

Who are you and why are you staring at my userpage?!?!?!?!

A change has taken place! Forsooth!

As of now my page will be typed in TIMES NEW ROMAN!!!!!! YAY!!!!!!

Tragedy on Page 1!

And so, we lovingly lay our dear friend the guestbook to rest with heavy hearts, for he had 50 firends who found it in themselves to decorate his surface with their marks upon the world. We all will miss him.
May he rest in peace.