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About me

I'm Kelsey, currently 18.

I am pregnant with a black persons baby and have ran away ro soveit russia. we hae set up base in a camp far away north in siberia where the huskys huddle up to keep us warm. we eat nothing but seal fat and the odd person to die out once every few months. the illiget father to my baby ran off on a hunt for mammoths, and ended up getting killed by japanese dolphin poachers. thus leaving me in siberia with this horrible pack of mutts and sickly dying old people. I somehow have intenet but thats another story for another day!

i think im gonna call the kid lucky...

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