User:Has Matt?/Homsar quotes

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Here is a list of made-up Homsar quotes compiled by various users, including myself. Feel free to add your own!

My Original Quotes

  • "I'm an original Picasso!"
  • "I'm a taco from the future!"
  • "Look out! Here I come now!"
  • "I live in a broken paddleball!"
  • "Everyone's riding the bullet train!"
  • "You're a great bargain buy!"
  • "My mind is a lumberjack party house!"
  • "The squeaky wheel eats the muffin."
  • "I'm a traveling salesman!"
  • "My slipper is a fourteen-foot field goal!"

Other Users' Quotes

Please add yours at the bottom.

  • "popcorn is the latest fashion!" Seriously (Talk)
  • "I shanked the titaniiiiiiiiiic"
  • "Four score and seven pence ago." --DorianGray
  • "I came, I saw, I fried the bacon." --DorianGray
  • "All the world's on the back of a tortoise." --DorianGray
  • "Lucy, I got some 'splaining to do." --DorianGray
  • "I'm a man of quiet intensity." --DorianGray
  • "A fatal exception H*R has occurred." --DorianGray
  • "You can beat the heat with a pound of meat." --DorianGray
  • "Within my sock is a land of wonderment." --DorianGray
  • "I'm a duck looking for a goat ride."
  • "It's time to dance the Janger-Beetle."--'SupremeRulerOfSBadia'
  • "Mr. Anderson, I'd like to retract my statement." — Lapper (talk)
  • "I'm some assembly required." — Lapper (talk)
  • "Have you talked to the sofa today?" — Lapper (talk)
  • "I like to help the hamburger."
  • "I'm the President of AaAaAaAaAaorange." Bluebry muffin 22:15, 14 January 2006 (UTC)
  • "Please don't step on the daisies."
  • "Me? The butcher? I'd be happy to incarcerate your petunias." teeeffoh!
  • i'ma go get some chocolate buns, lucy. Thatkidyoualllove 17:48, 23 January 2006 (UTC)
  • When I'm a 64 Elephant man! Bluebry 00:46, 25 January 2006 (UTC)
  • "Do you know the muffin man?" – The Chort 18:34, 29 January 2006 (UTC)
  • "The color of infinity inside ..." Bluebry 23:46, 29 January 2006 (UTC)
  • DaAaAaAaAaAaAaAbba dabba dooooooo! Einstein runner
  • "I'm a shipwrecked canolie!"-Image:Homsar-in-motion.gifhr.pngΨHomsarΨroksΨImage:kookysig.gifImage:Cheat-shrug-tiny.gif 03:26, 5 February 2006 (UTC)
  • "So then we take the square root of x and apply it to the quadratic formula in order to further signify the anticlimax of this summation."-Image:Homsar-in-motion.gifhr.pngΨHomsarΨroksΨImage:kookysig.gifImage:Cheat-shrug-tiny.gif 03:26, 5 February 2006 (UTC)
  • Strong Sad: Why are you strapping Fireworks to me? Strong Bad: Hey, shut up and hold Homsar. Homsar (seen picketed in the field): AouAH! Now my life has seen its burrito! (Is this breaking rules?) School Egg, 10:5 WST
  • No. As for my quote, "Why must the book be later than a soda?" Seriously (Talk)
  • "Why can't we all just get a dog?"
  • "My saxophone fell in the drywall"
  • "I rule the land of chocolate chip and pickle sandwiches"
  • "The third world beckons the sock warriors!" SantamanBOOO! 7:14 EST
  • "Is the man larger when he fills a poppy seed cap?" Seriously (Talk) 02:41, 25 February 2006 (UTC)
  • "That disrupts the pattern." With crap, Yeltensic (T C) 04:58, 5 March 2006 (UTC)
  • "AaAaAaAaAaAa, I wish I still had a lungs!"
  • "DaAaAaA, happy returns, Admiral!" --IT'S A LION! 17:34, 18 March 2006 (UTC)
  • AaAaAaAa, hiiiiii-de-ho, Anakin! Help yourself! These three are halfway backwards. --IT'S A LION! 20:05, 20 March 2006 (UTC)
  • "Here comes the princess of Rausten." Cara Carabowditbowdit 15:40, 12 April 2006 (UTC)
  • "Watch OoOout! The windsheild is my basketballlllllll" 17:07 12 April 2006 (UTC)
  • You'rrre the pickled jeans of Dr.Smith!!
  • "Yorrrrrrgy Shmorrrrrrrrrgy!"
  • "If you divide the trajectory of the potato by the keyboard,you'll get the book summary." 'SupremeRulerOfSBadia']] 00:34, 18 May 2006 (UTC)
  • "AaAaAaAaAaA'hm the only one who can count to purple backwards, Cheerleader." --Y2K (15px-Crystal_Clear_app_xchat.png15px-Crystal_Clear_app_kedit.png15px-Crystal_Clear_app_email.png) 22:07, 23 June 2006 (UTC)
  • "WaAaAaAaAaA! T'anks fer comin' Tito, but our potty's in anudder castle!"--Nicktendo 20X6
  • "AaAaAaAaAaAaAaA! It's raining malted mothballs!" (Just kinda struck me one day as a rather Homsarish thing to say.) --Jay (Talk) 18:45, 1 August 2006 (UTC)
  • "This is not the hotdog sandwich." --TheYellowDart(t/c)
  • "I'm the newer Kenny Rodgers!"--Cool Tapes.exe
  • "I have a nasty aftertaste."--Scalawag
  • "Rice isn't for the average dollar store." --TheYellowDart(t/c)
  • "AaAaAa guess I'll go blink off to bub's. Blllliiinnnk."
  • "AaAaAa like pretty ponies!"
  • "Ah'm the price of meatballs!" Visorbot 386
  • "AaAaAah'm the original no pants maahn... he stoled my champion to" Totally not an S
  • If Homsar had a line in looking old..."I'd like Bailey's moon-dwelling chameleon." (Meaning he'll get a maroon-colored iTem.) And as he says "-meleon," his white colors turn light blue, his blue shirt turns maroon, his red soles turn purple, and his bowler hat transforms into a propeller cap. (Homestar calls him "Homestar," right?) --Charlie Jr.
  • "What's a question?" Whats a question? 20:40, 26 March 2007 (UTC)
  • "AaAaAa! I am one with the pancakes." --Stux 16:18, 4 April 2007 (UTC)
  • "HahHahHah-Happy birthday, Peter André!" --Trogga 16:44, 4 April 2007 (UTC)
  • "And that's the way the cookie crumbles." - Saddy Dumpington 12:10, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
  • "You took the words right out of my voOoOoOoOlcano." - Bishop
  • "I gotta hankering for some pancakering!" – The Chort 16:33, 14 June 2007 (UTC)
  • "UauAuAuA! I'ms the 18th century"--CoachG 18:05, 14 June 2007 (UTC)
  • That cheese is fifty-six!----slipknot6477
  • LoOoook OUT! THeRe a CoRn brEad in YouR panTs! Pixelated Magic 00:44, 20 June 2007 (UTC)
  • "Ohhhhh nooooo! I'm just a waffle ready to be eaten." JasonDeLima 01:53, 2 September 2007 (UTC)
  • "This shoe is for the pizzas, by the pizzas." DEI DAT VMdatvm center\super contra 15:24, 2 September 2007 (UTC)
  • "Daaaaaaisyyyyyy, daaaaaaisyyyyyy, give me your answer doooooooooooo..." – The Chort 19:30, 15 October 2007 (UTC)
  • "AaAaAaAa! Byedy-bye monster man!!" --Sbmail xxx3 02:57, 30 October 2007 (UTC) 9:50, 29 October 2007 (UTC)
  • "aAAAA can feel the magic!" --Sbmail xxx3 02:57, 30 October 2007 (UTC) 9:50, 29 October 2007 (UTC)
  • "Lay that freakin' sad clowndog on the ground, parson!" Im a bell
  • "AaAaAaA think we've been polka-dotted!" MHarrington 03:01, 10 November 2007 (UTC)
  • "I'm Queen of the jungle!" (Thought of by ~B+) Sneakernets 23:16, 23 November 2007 (UTC)
  • "The taco is a designated driver" The-homsarrunner 4:10, 25 November 2007 (UTC)
  • "I'm the rambling rambler." Mario2.PNG Super Martyo boing!
  • "AAAAAaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAhhm the queen of lasagna staplers"-AWMPSCE


  • "Reggies are reggies are reggies are tubbs.Man?" KlingOnMyDreams
  • "Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!! I think youn noy hot woon my boot poooooowerball!!" KlingOnMyDreams 01:48, 9 December 2007 (UTC)
  • "Look out for Wedgieman!! The Clock-timer baked grilled elephant pie!" He can't say job. Don't say jorb 101 Seriously, he can't say job!
  • "Peeeeeanut buuuuuter jelllly tiiiiiiiimmmmeee!!" <Kermit1234> 15:56, 28 December 2007 (UTC)
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