User:Has Matt?/Homsar quotes

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Here is a list of made-up Homsar quotes compiled by various users, including myself. Feel free to add your own!

My Original Quotes

• "I'm an original Picasso!"
• "I'm a taco from the future!"
• "Look out! Here I come now!"
• "I live in a broken paddleball!"
• "Everyone's riding the bullet train!"
• "You're a great bargain buy!"
• "My mind is a lumberjack party house!"
• "The squeaky wheel eats the muffin."
• "I'm a traveling salesman!"
• "My slipper is a fourteen-foot field goal!"

Other Users' Quotes

Please add yours at the bottom.

• "popcorn is the latest fashion!" Seriously ^(Talk)
• "I shanked the titaniiiiiiiiiic"
• "Four score and seven pence ago." --DorianGray
• "I came, I saw, I fried the bacon." --DorianGray
• "All the world's on the back of a tortoise." --DorianGray
• "Lucy, I got some 'splaining to do." --DorianGray
• "I'm a man of quiet intensity." --DorianGray
• "A fatal exception H*R has occurred." --DorianGray
• "You can beat the heat with a pound of meat." --DorianGray
• "Within my sock is a land of wonderment." --DorianGray
• "I'm a duck looking for a goat ride."
• "It's time to dance the Janger-Beetle."--'SupremeRulerOfSBadia'
• "Mr. Anderson, I'd like to retract my statement." — Lapper (talk)
• "I'm some assembly required." — Lapper (talk)
• "Have you talked to the sofa today?" — Lapper (talk)
• "I like to help the hamburger."
• "I'm the President of AaAaAaAaAaorange." Bluebry muffin 22:15, 14 January 2006 (UTC)
• "Please don't step on the daisies."
• "Me? The butcher? I'd be happy to incarcerate your petunias." ♥ _tee^eff_oh!
• i'ma go get some chocolate buns, lucy. Thatkidyoualllove 17:48, 23 January 2006 (UTC)
• When I'm a 64 Elephant man! Bluebry 00:46, 25 January 2006 (UTC)
• "Do you know the muffin man?" – The Chort 18:34, 29 January 2006 (UTC)
• "The color of infinity inside ..." Bluebry 23:46, 29 January 2006 (UTC)
• DaAaAaAaAaAaAaAbba dabba dooooooo! Einstein runner
• "I'm a shipwrecked canolie!"-ΨHomsarΨroksΨ 03:26, 5 February 2006 (UTC)
• "So then we take the square root of x and apply it to the quadratic formula in order to further signify the anticlimax of this summation."-ΨHomsarΨroksΨ 03:26, 5 February 2006 (UTC)
• Strong Sad: Why are you strapping Fireworks to me? Strong Bad: Hey, shut up and hold Homsar. Homsar (seen picketed in the field): AouAH! Now my life has seen its burrito! (Is this breaking rules?) School Egg, 10:5 WST
• No. As for my quote, "Why must the book be later than a soda?" Seriously ^(Talk)
• "Why can't we all just get a dog?"
• "My saxophone fell in the drywall"
• "I rule the land of chocolate chip and pickle sandwiches"
• "The third world beckons the sock warriors!" SantamanBOOO! 7:14 EST
• "Is the man larger when he fills a poppy seed cap?" Seriously ^(Talk) 02:41, 25 February 2006 (UTC)
• "That disrupts the pattern." With crap, Yeltensic (T • C) 04:58, 5 March 2006 (UTC)
• "AaAaAaAaAaAa, I wish I still had a lungs!"
• "DaAaAaA, happy returns, Admiral!" --IT'S A LION! 17:34, 18 March 2006 (UTC)
• AaAaAaAa, hiiiiii-de-ho, Anakin! Help yourself! These three are halfway backwards. --IT'S A LION! 20:05, 20 March 2006 (UTC)
• "Here comes the princess of Rausten." Cara Carabowditbowdit 15:40, 12 April 2006 (UTC)
• "Watch OoOout! The windsheild is my basketballlllllll" 17:07 12 April 2006 (UTC)
• You'rrre the pickled jeans of Dr.Smith!!
• "Yorrrrrrgy Shmorrrrrrrrrgy!"
• "If you divide the trajectory of the potato by the keyboard,you'll get the book summary." 'SupremeRulerOfSBadia']] 00:34, 18 May 2006 (UTC)
• "AaAaAaAaAaA'hm the only one who can count to purple backwards, Cheerleader." --Y2K () 22:07, 23 June 2006 (UTC)
• "WaAaAaAaAaA! T'anks fer comin' Tito, but our potty's in anudder castle!"--Nicktendo 20X6
• "AaAaAaAaAaAaAaA! It's raining malted mothballs!" (Just kinda struck me one day as a rather Homsarish thing to say.) --Jay (Talk) 18:45, 1 August 2006 (UTC)
• "This is not the hotdog sandwich." --TheYellowDart—(t/c)
• "I'm the newer Kenny Rodgers!"--Cool Tapes.exe
• "I have a nasty aftertaste."--Scalawag
• "Rice isn't for the average dollar store." --TheYellowDart—(t/c)
• "AaAaAa guess I'll go blink off to bub's. Blllliiinnnk."
• "AaAaAa like pretty ponies!"
• "Ah'm the price of meatballs!" Visorbot 386
• "AaAaAah'm the original no pants maahn... he stoled my champion to" Totally not an S
• If Homsar had a line in looking old..."I'd like Bailey's moon-dwelling chameleon." (Meaning he'll get a grey-colored iTem) --Charlie Jr.
• "What's a question?" Whats a question? 20:40, 26 March 2007 (UTC)
• "AaAaAa! I am one with the pancakes." --Stux 16:18, 4 April 2007 (UTC)
• "HahHahHah-Happy birthday, Peter André!" --Trogga 16:44, 4 April 2007 (UTC)
• "And that's the way the cookie crumbles." - Saddy Dumpington 12:10, 22 April 2007 (UTC)