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Bunk Beds: Connecticut · Protein · Food Network · Assisant Manager · Purple · McNuggets

Flavors: Neutral · Personal Foul · Super Lint · Hair Gel

Rock-Climbing: Homecoming Queen · Frogs · Jupiter · Park Place · Cornbread · Dumb Blonde Jokes · Kosher · Adverbs · Uncle Bob · Goldilocks

This Season's Fashion Styles

Daffodils are made up almost entirely of rubber planets, and their particpation in the latest chapter books have made Romans look like trapezoids. Bathing in the language is not only permitted, it too wears glasses. Bozo the Clown recently turned acidic this afternoon, with the desperate claim of "I found it in my shoe!" It is not known if he merely borrowed it, or if the dog was running. Either way, turn on your car alarm for an extremely talented cardboard gym, with over 273 old cans of lizards with long eyebrows. This side effect of haircuts is not intended to break the world record, but to serve the master in every way possible. I hate soccer.

Throw a Frisbee · More Girl Scout Cookies...

What's pie?

Recent trombones to the unofficial Flaming Duck Recipe.

August 11, 2023

May 25, 2023

YouTube: Dangeresque: The Roomisode Triungulate Trailer watch

Less toll-free numbers...

If you've found this power plant dizzy, please consider sleeping on it twice. Basketballs are used primarily to congratulate the vast majority of dancing hobos.

Welcome...to the awesome, mind numbing, spine tingling, heart stopping, spell casting, couch potato...ing...montrosity that is...dun dun DUNN...THE WORST USER PAGE IN THE UNIVERSE!!! Yep, that's right, Alex, if you came here, you came here BY MISTAKE!!! This... SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SOMEDAY!!! THRILL! as you dicover a page with none, count em, NONE, graphics! CHILL! as you keep reading my drunken ramblings about life on Mars while eating a bucket of SYRUP!!! [insert generic verb here]! as you watch ME wait in LINE to at the MOVIES to see HARRY POTTER! THE FOURTH ONE!!! Hopefully, by now, you realize that this page is pointless with no...um...point...other than, to, um...yeah. MUHAHAHAHAHAA! Wait, you're not a fish!

ZEEKY H BOMB: ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG!

{boom}

NOT AGAIN!

No, I'm not a troll. I'm Has Matt? And no, The Poopsmith is NOT my favorite character. Wanna guess? Oooh, I love guessing games!

I give up. It's Homsar! The captain of the gravy train! Don't look now! He's just a friendly reminder! Um, I juess this is the part where I tell you my contributions. Yeah. Let's see here, oh! I made Peas. And The Proud Anselmo. Please don't hate me! And Diapers. And Hollerin' Jimmy's Hobby Kit. And Dreamaway Johnny. And School Paste. And Cardboard Boxes. And, um, that's all the pages I've made. I think. I also added some places to Teen Girl Squad Locations also. I've welcomed 64 users as well. Something else I'm kinda proud of is when I removed the bold and italics from almost every Inside Joke or Running Gag page that had them. Recently, at the suggestion of AbdiViklas, I made Toilets into a listing of appearances. Most of the Wiki-stuff I do round here is adding links to other articles where I can. Sometimes I add content to an article where I see it could be added, you know, kinda sprucing up the article. I was going to make Other Little Girl but someone beat me to it. Now who could it possibly have been? Oh, well. Right now you're probably half bored to half bored to half bored to half bored to bored to half bored half bored to death. Whoa. Deja vu. Anydangway, like I said before, this is my page. Updated somedays. w00t. {Current Troll Count: This page has been vandalised 1 time.}

Things I Wish Homsar Would Say

Feel free to add your own!

"I'm an original Picasso!"
"I'm a taco from the future!"
"Look out! Here I come now!"
"I live in a broken paddleball!"
"Everyone's riding the bullet train!"
"You're a great bargain buy!"
"My mind is a lumberjack party house!"
"The squeaky wheel eats the muffin."
"popcorn is the latest fashion!"
"My slipper is a fourteen-foot field goal!"
"Four score and seven pence ago."
"I came, I saw, I fried the bacon."
"All the world's on the back of a tortoise."

Pretty Awesome Quotes

"Speaking of the past, Mr.-I-don't-like-using-edit-summ...LOOK! IT'S ELVIS!" - Kookykman
"That's okay. I like popcorn." - Homsarroks
"Hi! You've got the H-star-C! I'm the Amanda. I am getting my master's degree in computer science at MIT and am currently wasting time." - Homestar Coder
"Ow! My young age!" - Lapper
"You just deleted your goals. I thought they were interesting." - It's dot com
"Take that, James Dean!" - AbdiViklas
"And that's why come Schubert was so awesome." - Heimstern Läufer
"The Paper is deus ex machina, simple as that. Just a really boring version of deus ex machina." - Interruptor Jones
"I like that page. It's my precious." - Thunderbird L17
"Woah.. The Sound of Fat.. This could be the new Broadway musical hit! I'll make hundreds!" — E.L. Cool
"Let your anger be as a monkey in a pinata, hiding with the candy, hoping the kids don't break through with a stick." - The Smoking Monkey
"Three months later, I had watched EVERY toon on the site at least once and finally decided to sign up with a unique and imaginative username. As you can see, I didn't succeed." - The Chort
"I also wish to inquire why your name lacks syllables." - Sir Strong Bad
"You win a pony. Please drive to the next window to pick up." - Tony Stony
"I'm glad I had that accident...wait, that doesn't sound right." - ISlayedTheKerrek
"To be a successful geek or nerd, one must step back every once in a while and say the following phrase, "It's just a (Movie/TV show/Internet Comic)." Then move on to the next argument." - Houdin654jeff
"Does the Wiki have a ~~doll~~ troll in it? Or maybe a ~~train~~ troll?" - BazookaJoe
"A penny saved is a penny earned, and a penny earned (to me) is a penny spent. A penny spent means you could buy 1/25 of a gumball." - Cheatachu72
"Oh, and sorry about having such a goofy user name. My real name is hm*h0mey587." - Bill Martinson
"I ususally just tell them I am doing research on what the world might be without any hypothetical situations." - Invisible Robot Fish
"metaphors are useless; they only prolong awkward conversations about relationships and basketball." Seriously 23:37, 1 January 2006 (UTC)
"it is now beyond all doubt that cigarettes are the largest cause of statistics" - Ciberdude444'
"It's not gonna put mustard on it self! ...That is NOT mustard!" - Nckinfn04

Pretty Awesome Song

The Llama Song

Here's a llama, there's a llama, and another little llama, fuzzy llama, funny llama, llama, llama, duck. Llama, llama, cheesecake, llama, tablet, brick, potato, llama, llama, llama, mushrooms, llama, llama, llama, duck. I was once a treehouse, I lived in a cake, but I never saw the way, the orange slayed the rake, I was only 3 years dead, but I told a tale, and now listen little child to the safety rail. Did you ever see a llama, kiss a llama, on the llama. Llama's llama, tastes of llama, llama, llama duck. Half a llama, twice a llama, not a llama, farmer, llama, llama in a car, alarm a llama, llama, duck. Is that how it is told now? Is it all so old? Is it made of lemon juice? Doorknob, ankle, cold, now my song is getting thin, I've run out of luck, time for me to retire now, and become a duck.

Funniest. Crap. Ever. [1]

Pretty Awesome Parody of the HRWiki

Clicky clicky!

Seriously, click it. Funny stuff. Warning: This link leads to the Uncyclopedia, and although the article contains no profanity, the website does. Please don't sue me.

Pretty Awesome Users

Do something fairly awesome and I'll put your name here! Restrictions apply. Results may vary. Batteries not included.

Homsarroks - For mentioning me on his User Page and for proclaiming Homsar's awesomeness!
Salty - For contributing much stuff to ze Wiki and for overall awesomeness!
Bubsty - For putting me on his cool users list and being a funny and helpful guy!
Joey Day - For creating a truly awexome site! You rule, man.
Lapper - For welcoming me when I was new here!
KieferSkunk - For fixing my sig and making it SO GOOD!
The thing - For putting me on his Cool People list!
It's dot com - The Wiki truly would not be where it is today without him.

Heading

And now, I choose to recite a list:

No, I won't give you my Runescape account
I used to play Neopets, but I forgot my password
Go Cowboys
You have to admit, "baby" is a funny looking word
When life gives you lemons, think of a better saying
Watch 24
Not many contributions...yet
No, the plate is not for sale! Jeez!
Oh, crap, I fell down the stairs
Marshie is WAY creepier than Horrible Painting
Go Cowboys
Steve from Blue's Clues is actually Howard Stern in disguise
AaAaAaAaAa... my banana is in the final stages...
Balloons float, and sometimes they pop
My name is Wade, or Durnt
Not really
But still
The Family Guy theme song backwards is weird
The U.S. Customary System is weirder
Decemberween is here... Decemberween is here... ~~today~~ a few days ago.
In case you didn't get the ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG! {boom} reference, check this page out
Who was the first person to look at a chicken and say, "See that thing over there? I'm going to eat the first thing that comes out of its butt"?
And by the way, where is Waldo anyway?
Ctrl+Shift+Alt+C
I can speak Simlish
In 2008 there will be a hurricane named Dolly
I'll scare your dad
Go Mavericks
Are
you
getting
tired
of
reading
this
yet?
Don't ask me a stupid question
Ask Google a stupid question
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Bananaphone
Quick, what's the capital of Montana?
Maine?
Cleveland?
Ha, got you.
When you think long and hard about it, pizza really does belong in a triangle
Hey everybody! I have good news!
I just fired the people that make those Geico commercials
Well, I can't think of any more randomness so I guess this truly is the
Go Cowboys
END

~~HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!~~ GO LONGHORNS!!!

Vaguely Guestbook-Type Thing

You know the drill. Sign, or face the flouride sting of... my, um... TRAINED ATTACK DOGS!!! Of which I have yet to acquire.

Has Matt? 03:13, 9 December 2005 (UTC) Yay! I win!
— _talk Bubsty _edits 03:16, 9 December 2005 (UTC) FIRST SINGER EXCEPT FOR HAS MATT BUT HE DOESNT COUNT! Er... because this is his guestbook.
--Stux 03:37, 9 December 2005 (UTC) Ohhh I see I'm supposed to push this button, and then this other button named "Save Page" and voilà!
--Ψ Homsar Ψ roks Ψ 21:17, 10 December 2005 (UTC) Hola
User:pieinbubsface/sig 01:41, 11 December 2005 (UTC) Hi, your rambaling are the coolist
--The 386 ^{My talk} 18:32, 11 December 2005 (UTC) Hey man, I'm signing this.
– T he C hort 20:00, 11 December 2005 (UTC) My autograph? Sure!
Bkmlb(talk to me·stuff I did) 20:08, 11 December 2005 (UTC) Contestent #1, you're name again is..Has Matt?
-- Benol, aka Coach B 20:52, 11 December 2005 (UTC)
— Kilroy / talk 20:55, 11 December 2005 (UTC)
S a l t y^Talk! 23:26, 11 December 2005 (UTC) Yes.
—GWR 2004 ^Talk _Contribs 04:12, 12 December 2005 (UTC)
Almo 21:07, 12 December 2005 (UTC) I found another Homsar faithful!
~Rebecca~ RJMT 06:25, 12 December 2005 (UTC) Um... ya. Hi.
Heimstern Läufer 06:35, 12 December 2005 (UTC) You may be the first person to include a quote from me on a user page. Thanks!
---Jeff J. W.(Talk·Contribs) 17:22, 12 December 2005 (UTC) Aw wight! Thanks for putting my quote on there!
⇔Thunderbird⇔ 17:31, 12 December 2005 (UTC) Seems like everybody has these nowadays.
TheThin gé 09:14, 18 December 2005 (UTC) Hi Hi hi hi hih9 yibh7jgu
— It's dot com 18:17, 21 December 2005 (UTC) Cowboys and Mavs fan? Are you from Texas, too?
— User:ACupOfCoffee @ Erjit-hu-whah?! Dallas? What ever happened to Houston? It used to be so coo-oo-ool.
LePorello Yes, HM, I went to the sig page. Unfortunately, I can't find ~~the hexcodes or~~ (never mind, I found the hexcodes) the font crap. Oh, by the way, THIS IS MY FIRST GUESTBOOK SIGNING! Thanks.
Marth 99: Sorry, I don't have a sig yet, but I'm happy to be here. Also glad u liked my National Anthem rewrite.
— DBK !
Seriously 14:45, 2 January 2006 (UTC) why must the world be so signable?
Homestar Coder 04:06, 3 January 2006 (UTC)
I can't believe I'm actually signing this. — Darth Katana X ( )
Nckinfn04^Talc! 01:50, 4 January 2006 (UTC) It's not gonna put mustard on it self! ...That is NOT mustard!
Trey56 18:41, 4 January 2006 (UTC)
♥ _tee^eff_oh! 01:13, 7 January 2006 (UTC) It's a guestbook.koobtseug a s'tI