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Hey Everybody. I'm Gir007.But ya'll can call me Zaak.I play World of Warcraft and if ya wanna chat, I'm Varanos, Maarshmallow, or Spaide on the Alliance side of Malygos realm.I got my name from my Login name for alot of Things.I got addicted to Homestar when my friend Vincent Told me about it. I checked it out and was cracking up in seconds. Vincent,Vinny,Sam,and Connor were the people who got me to bother to check it out. Vincent also told me about an alternate Website,, but it can be kind of inappropriate and it's just now as funny as Homestar got a picture of gir on here for you people. It took me literally forever to figure out.I'm not used to so It took me a while.This page once had a "Seriously"2 Homestar here.But it took up everything since I couldn't shrink it. Oh well. Vincent also has a name on here-He's Wagonfullapancakes.



My favirote Characters

Top 10 Charcters

10.The Poopsmith-Beats me why I like him.He's just got a crappy job.

9.Pom-Pom-*Bubble bubble bubble, bubble bubble bubble*

8.Homsar-I was raised by a cup of coffee.

7.The King of Town-Oooh!And Heavenly ham, and mounds of gelatin and Salsbury Steak...

6.The Cheat-Meh memmene meh me me.


4.Bubs-What's not to like about a guy in love with his concession Stand?

3.Homestar-So stupid he's funny.


1.Coach Z-He had a cool Afro.What's so bad about that?

Zaak's Bottom 10

10.Stupid people winning things.It's just totally wrong.

9.Crappy muffin flavors.Ewwww...Banana Cream Muffin...nasty.

8.Salmon Sushi.Using american fishes in sushi sucks!

7.Stale Marshmallows.What the heck is wrong with people?Leaving the 'Mallow bag open!

6.Homework.Teachers who give out lotsa homework everyday suck, too.

5.Annoying little siblings.Stupid brother!Get the heck away from me!

4.Um...not...Black.It's Dark.And the meaning of Doom.

3.That creepy painting of Spider-Man in my brother's room.It creeps me out.

2.The Jibblies.I hate them more than Strong bad Does.

1.Spilling Cheez-wiz on the keyboard.No foolin' man.I do it all the time.

Zaak's top 10

10.Tim Burton's Movie Corpse Bride. Seems wierd, I know, but it's good.

9.Homestar't even ask.It's hilarious.

8.Demoloition Squid.From Weebl', he says a few curses.Funny though.

7.Cheez-Wiz.I can't get enough of the stuff.I'm an addict.

6.Tim Burton's Early films.Like Vincent.It's about some kid that like Edgar Allen Poe.

5.The complete works of Edgar Allen Poe.He's a gooa Author.So what if I'm a 13-year old?!?!

4.My PSP.I like Untold Legends Brotherhood of the Blade.

3.Invader Zim. Hilariously stupid."I'm gonna go get some chicken and Mayo!"

2.World of Warcraft.The best MMORPG Ever.Get it if ya don't have it.I'm on Malygos realm.

1.My Girlfriend.I'm not gonna say anything cuz I'll beat the crap outta you if ya even touch her

My Friends on H*R Wiki

Ummm..none so far.Throw me a Meesage if ya wanna get added.

I have friends?I feel special.

-Nikolce Kovocski


What I like to do

I like to play MMORPGs and stuff.MMORPGs for you people who are ruthlessly stupiud are Massive Multiplayer Online Role Playing Games.I play Turf Battles and World of warcraft.In Turf Battles, I'm a lvl 46 Blade Warrior, varanos. In World of Warcraft, I'm on Malygos Realm and I have 4 Alliance Characters. Varanos, the Human Rogue, Spaide, the Night Elf Hunter, Maarshmallow, the Human Warlock. I hate school altogether and obviously Like Homestar I also Like favirote Toon is Demolition Squid- Calamari Democracy.It's rated P14-Parents, lock up your daughters. I also like On the Moon Episodes and I go on Flash and play stuff like Squirrel Squash, God's Playing field, Dynasty Street, and Undead Assault. I reccomend Squirrel Squash but it's not the best game for peoples under 12ish- the Second loop in the level is rated "U" for Unrated. I also like Playing Tekken 4 and my best Characters are Kazuya Mishima, Yoshimitsu, Christie, Combot, and probobly someone like Jin or Lei. I play Untold Legends and Death, Jr. for my PSP and kick butt. I have cheat codes for both that do not require Gameshark so if you need them just send me a message about what you need-I'll give you some.I like Metal, Rock, and Punk-type music and some of my favirote Bands are 3 Day's Grace, Crossfade, Green Day, System of a Down, and Avenged 7 Fold.

Favirote H*R Quotes(For those of you who care)

"Nah, it can't be Heaven. There's not enough Twinkies."-Strong Bad, Where the crap ARE we?

"Here's a Twinkie."-Homestar Runner, Where the crap ARE we?

"Hello?Senator Pencil Face?Yes this is Homestar Runner!Yes, I can Save the day!...Ummmm...I really don't think there's a way out of here."-Homestar Runner, Where the crap ARE we?

"We got Drums, cymbals, drums, and now all we need is some Thnikka-girls to dance around in Go-Go boots!"-The Thnikkaman, Marzipan's Answering Machine

"The King of Town's gone mad with power!He's trying to eat The Chort!"-Coach Z, Where's The Cheat?

"It's my- it's my new Jams!Not talkin bout, not talkin bout, not talkin bout 3+3!Not talkin bout, not talkin bout, not talkin bout KoT! Not talkin bout, not talkin bout, not talkin bout Buterrr!Not talkin bout, not talkin bout, not talkin out 3+3!(Echo)"-The King of Town, "Not talkin bout Butter", Mixed by DJ Teh Cheat

"Why you Lazy Crap for crap!"-Strong Bad, Quote of The Day

"You're doing great!Now shoulders down, one and two, feel the burn and go to bed!Make some Breakfast, talk to me!"-Homestar Runner, Quote of the Day/Possible Lady Fan out take

"*Yawn* Hey Strong Sad. Batman. What are you doing in my house?WE'VE BEEN ID'D! EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF!*Mehhhhh!*Thanks for dropping by, guys. Thanks for breaking my Cow Lamp."-Homestar Runner, caper(*Not Homestar.The Cheat or Strong Bad.)

"And then Trogdor smote The Kerrek, leaving all to burnination."-Strong Bad in some sbemail.I forget.

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