User:Gir007
From Homestar Runner Wiki
Hey Everybody. I'm Gir007.But ya'll can call me Zaak.I play World of Warcraft and if ya wanna chat, I'm Varanos, Maarshmallow, or Spaide on the Alliance side of Malygos realm.I got my name from my Login name for alot of Things.I got addicted to Homestar Runner.com when my friend Vincent Told me about it. I checked it out and was cracking up in seconds. Vincent,Vinny,Sam,and Connor were the people who got me to bother to check it out. Vincent also told me about an alternate Website, Weebls-Stuff.com, but it can be kind of inappropriate and it's just now as funny as Homestar Runner.com.I got a picture of gir on here for you people. It took me literally forever to figure out.I'm not used to so It took me a while.This page once had a "Seriously"2 Homestar here.But it took up everything since I couldn't shrink it. Oh well.ALSO!This page is VERY LINKY.I'm gonna update the amount of links every once in a while and whoever finds them all (Or the most) should tell me on my talk page and they'll win...a...ummm...friendly handshake.Or...maybe a SBLOUNCHKED bar. Your call.
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My favirote Characters
Top 10 Charcters
10.The Poopsmith-Beats me why I like him.He's just got a crappy job.
9.Pom-Pom-*Bubble bubble bubble, bubble bubble bubble*
8.Homsar-I was raised by a cup of coffee.
7.The King of Town-Oooh!And Heavenly ham, and mounds of gelatin and Salsbury Steak...
6.The Cheat-Meh memmene meh me me.
5.Strong Mad-I DON'T KNOW!I'M DONE TALKING NOW!
4.Bubs-What's not to like about a guy in love with his concession Stand?
3.Homestar-So stupid he's funny.
2.Strong Bad-I WANNA GET THIS FREAKIN' DUCK AWAY FROM ME!
1.Coach Z-He had a cool Afro.What's so bad about that?
Zaak's Bottom 10
10.Stupid people winning things.It's just totally wrong.
9.Crappy muffin flavors.Ewwww...Banana Cream Muffin...nasty.
8.Salmon Sushi.Using american fishes in sushi sucks!
7.Stale Marshmallows.What the heck is wrong with people?Leaving the 'Mallow bag open!
6.Homework.Teachers who give out lotsa homework everyday suck, too.
5.Annoying little siblings.Stupid brother!Get the heck away from me!
4.Um...not...Black.It's Dark.And the meaning of Doom.
3.That creepy painting of Spider-Man in my brother's room.It creeps me out.
2.The Jibblies.I hate them more than Strong bad Does.
1.Spilling Cheez-wiz on the keyboard.No foolin' man.I do it all the time.
Zaak's top 10
10.Tim Burton's Movie Corpse Bride. Seems wierd, I know, but it's good.
9.Homestar Runner.com.Don't even ask.It's hilarious.
8.Demoloition Squid.From Weebl's-Stuff.com, he says a few curses.Funny though.
7.Cheez-Wiz.I can't get enough of the stuff.I'm an addict.
6.Tim Burton's Early films.Like Vincent.It's about some kid that like Edgar Allen Poe.
5.The complete works of Edgar Allen Poe.He's a good Author.So what if I'm a 13-year old?!?!
4.My PSP.I like Untold Legends Brotherhood of the Blade.
3.Invader Zim. Hilariously stupid."I'm gonna go get some chicken and Mayo!"
2.World of Warcraft.The best MMORPG Ever.Get it if ya don't have it.I'm on Malygos realm.
1.My Girlfriend.I'm not gonna say anything cuz I'll beat the crap outta you if ya even touch her
My Friends on H*R Wiki
Ummm..none so far.Throw me a Meesage if ya wanna get added.
I have friends?I feel special.
-Nikolce Kovocski
-The-Double-Deuce
What I like to do
I like to play MMORPGs and stuff.MMORPGs for you people who are ruthlessly stupiud are Massive Multiplayer Online Role Playing Games.I play Turf Battles and World of warcraft.In Turf Battles, I'm a lvl 46 Blade Warrior, varanos. In World of Warcraft, I'm on Malygos Realm and I have 4 Alliance Characters. Varanos, the Human Rogue, Spaide, the Night Elf Hunter, Maarshmallow, the Human Warlock. I hate school altogether and obviously Like Homestar Runner.com. I also Like Weebls-Stuff.com.My favirote Toon is Demolition Squid- Calamari Democracy.It's rated P14-Parents, lock up your daughters. I also like On the Moon Episodes and I go on Flash Player.com and play stuff like Squirrel Squash, God's Playing field, Dynasty Street, and Undead Assault. I reccomend Squirrel Squash but it's not the best game for peoples under 12ish- the Second loop in the level is rated "U" for Unrated. I also like Playing Tekken 4 and my best Characters are Kazuya Mishima, Yoshimitsu, Christie, Combot, and probobly someone like Jin or Lei. I play Untold Legends and Death, Jr. for my PSP and kick butt. I have cheat codes for both that do not require Gameshark so if you need them just send me a message about what you need-I'll give you some.I like Metal, Rock, and Punk-type music and some of my favirote Bands are 3 Day's Grace, Crossfade, Green Day, System of a Down, and Avenged 7 Fold.
Favirote H*R Quotes(For those of you who care)
"Nah, it can't be Heaven. There's not enough Twinkies."-Strong Bad, Where the Crap Are We?
"Here's a Twinkie."-Homestar Runner, Where the Crap Are We?
"Hello?Senator Pencil Face?Yes this is Homestar Runner!Yes, I can Save the day!...Ummmm...I really don't think there's a way out of here."-Homestar Runner, Where the Crap Are We?
"We got Drums, cymbals, drums, and now all we need is some Thnikka-girls to dance around in Go-Go boots!"-The Thnikkaman, Marzipan's Answering Machine
"The King of Town's gone mad with power!He's trying to eat The Chort!"-Coach Z, Where's The Cheat?
"It's my- it's my new Jams!Not talkin bout, not talkin bout, not talkin bout 3+3!Not talkin bout, not talkin bout, not talkin bout KoT! Not talkin bout, not talkin bout, not talkin bout Buterrr!Not talkin bout, not talkin bout, not talkin out 3+3!(Echo)"-The King of Town, "Not talkin bout Butter", Mixed by DJ Teh Cheat
"Why you Lazy Crap for crap!"-Strong Bad, Quote of the Week
"You're doing great!Now shoulders down, one and two, feel the burn and go to bed!Make some Breakfast, talk to me!"-Homestar Runner, Quote of the Week/Possible lady fan out take
"*Yawn* Hey Strong Sad. Batman. What are you doing in my house?WE'VE BEEN ID'D! EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF!*Mehhhhh!*Thanks for dropping by, guys. Thanks for breaking my Cow Lamp."-Homestar Runner, caper(*Not Homestar.The Cheat or Strong Bad.)
"And then Trogdor smote The Kerrek, leaving all to burnination."-Strong Bad in some sbemail.I forget.
"Mrs. Bennedetto. My name is Colonel Homestar Runner, and I served with Frank in the Battle of Strong Badia. I hate to bring you this news but...Frank was one of the finest Friggin' soldiers I ever met!*no longer sad* But he still kinda owes me that $5, so if you could just...fork it over..."-Homestar Runner, sbemail army Easter egg
Coach Z:"If you're trying to fade me then ya must smoke Crack!" Strong Bad:"Scroll buttons, oh yeah, like that heart attack!"-Coach Z and Strong Bad from Scroll Button Songs 10
