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Nicknames!
You can call me The Gf, G-man, Unpronouncable name, or GFD.
images I uploaded
These are all the images I uploaded, in no order.
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My Quote of The Time
See Previous Quotes...
boxies!
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| This user discovered the H*R website when he was young. Like, Mabye 2. Or 3.
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| This user has too many userboxes.
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| Homsar's words of wisdom: "I'm saving the best for last."
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favorite quotes
virus quotes
- STRONG BAD: "WAH! I dunno! You forgot to wear your neck?"
- STRONG BAD: "I don't remember your names, Davey!"
- HOMESTAR: "Hey, Bubs, can I have my leg back now?"
- THE KOT: "I'm old! And fat! And rich! And cool!"
- THE UGLY ONE: "I can do it! I can do it nine times!"
- HOMESTAR: "Never fear, Strong Bad! I know how to fix your computer box."
other
- HOMESTAR: "I do hate white clowns!"
- HOMESTAR: " must have left it in there when I put my hat in the fridge."
- MARZIPAN: "Remember to eat a green thing every day."
- SENOR CARDGAGE: "Dump tell no mandy, it's just a land mower turned bankways! [concert|If you help me buy it, I'll cut you in!]]"
- HOMESTAR: Oh, and if you look to your left, you'll see Historic Not-in-Front-of-My-Computer: a protected landmark with surprisingly clean restrooms!
- SCIENCE FICTION GREG: "I think there are some foots and a perchance of balls?"
- BLUE WHALE: "Would you like flaming skulls with that?"
- GFDGSGXGZGDRC: Um...what???
- STICKDUNGEON (aka trogdor's oppisite): Har jar huif! Freezinate!
My Bottom 10
This is my bottom 10!
(The things I hate worst are are 10, 9, etc. The things I hate
not as much are 3, 2, 1, etc.)
Time Machine
STRONG BAD: {singing}Check...My Email...Time! Oh Yeah! Uh, Check my Email time...{opens email}...oh.
Dear SB,
I'm making a time machine and I nneed help making it.
Do you have any tips?
From, Some Guy who lives in Canada
STRONG BAD:{Reads "nneed" as "Nuh-Nuh-Nuh-Nuh-Nuh-Need" and says "Yes. Yes I do." after reading "Do You have any tips?"} Aw, Man. I hate E-mails when people don't sign they're name. But I know how to make a time machine. First you
{cut to a chalkboard reading...}MAKING A TIME MACHINE:
1. SHOVE A SQUIRREL DOWN THOSE PANTS
STRONG BAD: Shove a
{laughing} s- squirrel down your pah-hah-hants...and walk around
{"2. WALK WITH DOODOO ON THAT HEAD" gets added to the chalkboard} with doo-doo on
{cut to Strong Bad at the computer (not typing}} your head...
{laughs like crazy} MUA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA! That's Just Too Funny!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
{clears throat}
{typing} I actually...don't...know how to make a time machine. I tried this one time and I didn't like it man. {cut to Strong Bad, The Cheat, and Strong Mad and a box that says "Time Machine!" with wires coming out of it.} Okay, Now! {Strong Bad walks in the box. Zapping sounds can be heard.} OZZADLEETANAGOZZADA!! {A Powering down noise can be heard. Strong Bad Walks Out of the box covered in ash. The Cheat and Strong Mad Laughs. Cut to the compe. Compe-per comes up.}
easter eggs
- Click on "didn't like it, man" to see what happened next.
- {Strong Sad is in the box. A Zapping noise can be heard.}
- STRONG SAD: Ow! Stop it! Hey! Ow! {Strong Bad walks by} Zow! Yow! Wow! Stop it! OW! Strong Bad!
- Click on Strong Bad's head when he says "That is just too funny!!" too see a box of "That is Just Too Funny!" Snacks.
- Schoolmoon Walker- Hates Smarties and Mop Mop, And he also is very VERY smart and answers Schremails
- Weak good- He is nice to everyone (especially weak mad, sarhom and schoolmoon walker) well, everyone except the winner (and he never answers any emails.)
- Mop Mop- He never makes "bubbly" sounds and is also very dumb, clueless, and confused and SUPER VERY SO MUCH gullible.
- Smarties- wears a green dress and is shaped like a baseball. she doesnt have hair
- Barber- an orange head an blue body and has completely identical eyes, and has no money.
- Athlete A- doesnt have a hat and is a good athlete.
- The Winner- never cheats at games (but always wins)
- Weak Sad- small, short, has no eyebrows (but lots of hair)
- Weak Mad- skinny
- A Knight for city- VERY SKINNY and never eats butter, and wears a helmet and owns a tiny cottage
- A Dirtkicker- kicks dirt and never wears gloves/mittens and smells SO SO SUPER SQUEAKY CLEAN!!!
- Sarhom- the smartest person in the history of the universe and wears a wig
- Gamecash .Jr- the least creepy person and wears no glasses and hates candy
- Stickdungeon- a dinosaur that breathes ice
- Sloppy- a chocolate bar that never advertised in his life
- Schoolhome loser- um...what?
- Taxi Driver- a boring dull band
- Cracky- a rock band and its weak good's favorite band
- Boring Videos- a boring dull band that never cared about endangered species or things like that
Character ages
- Homestar = 18
- Strong Bad = 35
- Pom Pom = 24
- The Cheat = 20 (In cheat years)
- The Cheat = 18 (In human years)
- Marzipan = 20
- Strong Sad = 12
- Strong Mad = 50
- Coach Z = 43
- Coach Z (with the mustache and afro) = 20
- The KOT = 132
- The Poopsmith = 80
- Homsar = ...a cup of coffee in a twashcan
- Senor Cardgage = 50
- Trogdor = 6000000!
- Marshie = 10
- Stinkoman = 20
- 1-up = 8
Rock Opera 2!
Taking 1 word from email 126, 1 word from email 127, and so on, all the way 205!
Let's Go!
STRONG BAD: I check it, It's the email, Yeah! Haey, liame eht s'ti, ti kcehc I!
subject: DO ANOTHER ROKC OPERA PLZ!!!!
dear stong bad plz make a more rock operas plz plz plz
from mr i leik emailz
STRONG BAD: Awww, I HATE bad grammar emails! And what does plz {he pronounces it "pullz"} mean?
well, let's just cut to the chase...Er, I mean the montage...Er...Uh, I meant to say rock opera.
Famous ladies always like sbemail!
Classic pants! Repeating aunt over about romance earplugs! lost gold-diggers' basement wristbands, girls vandalised factory hour money saved lives, paintball dreams! think dizzy, grandma! tomatoes year! somebody's school pool! the explain game! look fluffy melt babies! old musical yogurt evidence ocean cold school fingers copy! science, okay? dollar minute!
WARNING: The rock opera 2 is not done yet. You can help me finish it if you want to!
