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This week's featured article

This week's featured article is nothing. nothing at all. period.

{typing} I actually...don't...know how to make a time machine. I tried this one time and I didn't like it man. {cut to Strong Bad, The Cheat, and Strong Mad and a box that says "Time Machine!" with wires coming out of it.} Okay, Now! {Strong Bad walks in the box. Zapping sounds can be heard.} OZZADLEETANAGOZZADA!! {A Powering down noise can be heard. Strong Bad Walks Out of the box covered in ash. The Cheat and Strong Mad Laughs. Cut to the compe. Compe-per comes up.}

easter eggs

• Click on "didn't like it, man" to see what happened next.

{Strong Sad is in the box. A Zapping noise can be heard.}

STRONG SAD: Ow! Stop it! Hey! Ow! {Strong Bad walks by} Zow! Yow! Wow! Stop it! OW! Strong Bad!

• Click on Strong Bad's head when he says "That is just too funny!!" too see a box of "That is Just Too Funny!" Snacks.

Trapped City, Canada Characters

• Schoolmoon Walker- Hates Smarties and Mop Mop, And he also is very VERY smart and answers Schremails
• Weak good- He is nice to everyone (especially weak mad, sarhom and schoolmoon walker) well, everyone except the winner (and he never answers any emails.)
• Mop Mop- He never makes "bubbly" sounds and is also very dumb, clueless, and confused and SUPER VERY SO MUCH gullible.
• Smarties- wears a green dress and is shaped like a baseball. she doesnt have hair
• Barber- an orange head an blue body and has completely identical eyes, and has no money.
• Athlete A- doesnt have a hat and is a good athlete.
• The Winner- never cheats at games (but always wins)
• Weak Sad- small, short, has no eyebrows (but lots of hair)
• Weak Mad- skinny
• A Knight for city- VERY SKINNY and never eats butter, and wears a helmet and owns a tiny cottage
• A Dirtkicker- kicks dirt and never wears gloves/mittens and smells SO SO SUPER SQUEAKY CLEAN!!!
• Sarhom- the smartest person in the history of the universe and wears a wig
• Gamecash .Jr- the least creepy person and wears no glasses and hates candy
• Stickdungeon- a dinosaur that breathes ice
• Sloppy- a chocolate bar that never advertised in his life
• Schoolhome loser- um...what?
• Taxi Driver- a boring dull band
• Cracky- a rock band and its weak good's favorite band
• Boring Videos- a boring dull band that never cared about endangered species or things like that

Character ages

• Homestar = 18
• Strong Bad = 35
• Pom Pom = 24
• The Cheat = 20 (In cheat years)
• The Cheat = 18 (In human years)
• Marzipan = 20
• Strong Sad = 12
• Strong Mad = 50
• Coach Z = 43
• Coach Z (with the mustache and afro) = 20
• The KOT = 132
• The Poopsmith = 80
• Homsar = ...a cup of coffee in a twashcan
• Senor Cardgage = 50
• Trogdor = 6000000!
• Marshie = 10
• Stinkoman = 20
• 1-up = 8

Rock Opera 2!

Taking 1 word from email 126, 1 word from email 127, and so on, all the way 205!

Let's Go!

STRONG BAD: I check it, It's the email, Yeah! Haey, liame eht s'ti, ti kcehc I!

subject: DO ANOTHER ROKC OPERA PLZ!!!!

dear stong bad plz make a more rock operas plz plz plz
from mr i leik emailz

STRONG BAD: Awww, I HATE bad grammar emails! And what does plz {he pronounces it "pullz"} mean? well, let's just cut to the chase...Er, I mean the montage...Er...Uh, I meant to say rock opera.

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