User:Defender1031

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My autobiography

1031

What it might look like if i were a hitman.

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This user has no life.

שבת This user is Shomer Shabbat... no Saturday edits.

2005 This user discovered the H*R website in 2005.

This user enjoys doing Gnome work.

RV This user often finds and reverts vandalism and TTATOT edits.

STUFF This user likes to vote on STUFF.

RC This user patrols Recent Changes.

HI This user is on the welcoming committee.

2005 This user discovered the H*R Wiki in 2005.

IRC This user visits the IRC channel.

SW This user is also on Wookieepedia.

IM This user has an Instant message address, but only gives it out to people he knows personally.

EM This user has an Email address, ditto from above.

OLD This user is 37 years old.

RIGHT This user is right handed

LINUX This user uses Linux.

This user contributes using Mozilla Firefox

TI-BASIC This user programs in TI-BASIC

C++ This user programs in C++

HTML This user programs in HTML

JS This user programs in JavaScript

CSS This user programs in CSS

PHP This user programs in PHP

NERD This user is a nerd and proud of it.

This user is between two countries.

This user lives in Washington, D.C..

This user lives in Jerusalem.

IRL This user has met 1 other wiki user in person.

This user enjoys Lappy-era emails the best.

This user is slower than Kid Speedy.

This user loves Teen Girl Squad.

This user loves Cheat Commandos.

This user's DNA is the evidence.

MEH This user can understand Cheat Talk.

MEH This user can also speak The Cheat.

LP This user wears long pants.

This user's father was raised by a cup of coffee.

This user's words of wisdom: "Middleman!"

This user is trying to make it on his own.

This user is playing better video games.

LOL This user thinks he's funny.

This user has more than two problems.

This user is gonna have a good time tonight.

This user thinks Firebert is a fine Commando name.

This user wants to be the guy too.

Looks like this user's gonna have to jump!

This user has all types of crazy crap.

This user hates that fweakin' marshmallow.

This user is not willing to sever his leg, but he would like to try a combo meal.

This user has caught a Europa-pean lobster with a water rocket.

My name is Dan. I was born on 10/31/86. My citizenship is in Washington DC but I currently reside in Jerusalem. I am a student here. Specifically, a student of computer science. That's right, I'm a nerd. And proud of it. I love Star Wars, Harry Potter, and of course HomestarRunner.net "it's dot com!" My IRC nicks are DeFender1031, D-Fender1031, and D-Fender.

My personal favorites

• H*R Universe Quote: STRONG MAD: GIRLS ARE CONFUSING!

My current status With The Ladies

Confused. :(

What I would look like as a video game

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My bottom 10

10. People who apologize when they didn't do anything wrong.

• Under this category also falls people who thank you for like, sending them a file that you asked for help with.

9. People who claim that a kilobyte is 1,000 bytes.

• It's actually 1,024. Most storage device manufacturers do this, and it really bugs me. My 200 gigabyte Hard drive is only 189 gigabytes because of this fact.

8. People who claim that you need a full 4.7 gigabytes to store DVD quality video.

• A DVD can only hold 4.4 gigabytes (see my 9th worst thing)
• DVDs tend to encode the black bars around the screen, rather than just encoding them as blank space.
• DVDs tend to have large encoding formats. Using x264, one can get a full length movie down to 700 megabytes at near perfect quality, and 1.2 gigabytes is enough for lossless quality.

7. Those Fake message notifications that some people have on their pages.

6. People who need to note every little reference or spelling correction or underscore removal that they add to the wiki.

• If the description of the edit is longer than the edit itself, it's really not worth noting.

5. People who act like they know everything.

• And when you try to prove them wrong, they:
  • Say "look it up" as if they know better than you.
  • Argue semantically, attempting to change the meaning so that it still fits what they said.
  • Rarely do admit to being proven wrong, but if it happens, no matter how many times it happens, they'll just say "well, this is the first time you've proven me wrong."

4. Vandals

3. Girly girls.

• You know, the ones who are always worrying about their hair and stuff. The ones who get upset about stupid things and don't act rational.

2. Losing good friends because they have to move on.

• Like, if they get a job elsewhere, or get married and go to live elsewhere, or go to a different school, etc.

1. People who don't respect other peoples' opinions.

• Especially people who try to force their ways onto others.

Things that didn't quite make my bottom 10

• Playing a video game and forgetting to save for a long time, then accidentally shutting it off and realizing that everything you did for the past day and a half is gone— WHY, LINK WHY?!
  • They should have an autoprompt save thing that comes up every so often... like after big events such as bosses or large dungeons... instead of only when you die. Seriously, if i wasn't so darn good at the game I'd have been fine.
• People who purposely type "teh" instead of "the".
• Putting a pot of water on the stove to boil and forgetting about it.
  • Then it boils out and I have to start over.
• Accidentally forgetting to change my keyboard language back from Hebrew before typing.

The best thing I've ever seen, done, or eaten

One of my roommates (the chef in the apartment) asked us what we wanted for dinner. I said that I didn't know. He asked "okay, let's start with how many courses you want." I said, half joking, half just not even paying attention "23", while the other two guys didn't even say anything. He pulled it off, most courses being smaller than the size of a tablespooon, AND without going to the store to get anything we didn't already have. Here was the meal:

1. Pasta with mushroom sauce
2. Ice Pop
3. Half a cherry tomato with salt and pepper
4. Lettuce with vinegar and mustard
5. Tea
6. Hazelnut liquor
7. Fresh peach slice
8. Baked potato slice with butter and salt
9. Kiwi liquor
10. Soup nuts
11. Cookie, peanut butter optional
12. Deviled baked potato slice
13. Chocolate liquor
14. Oatmeal, maple syrup optional
15. Deviled egg
16. Rice, soy sauce optional
17. Chocolate
18. Pancake piece (basically him throwing together flour water and a lot of sugar and frying it... wasn't bad at all)
19. Cereal, lightly salted (he BSed this one)
20. Garlic and baby corn
21. Spicy wheat grout and baby corn
22. Stewed tomato in a sweet lemon sauce (aka melted popsicle)
23. Ice cream

I actually learned a lot about cooking, and it was a heck of a lot of fun.

different wiki

Make the wiki different, eh, Steven?

Weeeeeellllll
The trolls they'd go away (Goodbye!)
All the good users would stay
And to do a search of page history
Would be as easy to do as a search for The Fat Bee (AND PEA!) (And pee.)

And images would be uploaded with a descriptive summary (With links to the toon it's from!) (I know!)

People would give away barnstars
that were chocolate hundred-dollar bills (Image-ation chocolate!)
And every single user
would choose to recieve e-mails (Or at least there'd be some system to communicate privately)

And every change would be a good edit! (Check it out, yo!)
And Dot com would get his due credit! (Thank you!)
And the fan base wouldn't change at all,
'Cept it wouldn't be so small (Two, three, four.)

And this little weird page
Though it's true, it still annoys me
Because of how it gets used
You know, in a "to be discussed"
When people just say "this page is a spoon" (DaAaAa, I'm sick of hearing that!)

Current Thoughts

• I AM living a lie... and G-d knows I would LOVE cash back. — February 18, 2009

My Contributions to the Wiki

Most of what I do is gnome work. I tend to add facts or appearances to pages here and there. I read all recent changes. This is to the point where, if I was away for a day or two, I check for my last edit and open a new tab for each page starting from the earliest change to it and go through its history. In addition, some notable things that I have done include:

• I created and wrote most of:
  • Sugar
  • Showering
  • Note To Self:
  • Cheesed Off (Thanks to Bluebry for the idea.)
  • Grapes
  • Pork (Yes, I KNOW I'm Jewish, I still made Pork, okay?)
  • Reg Having the Ball
  • Identity Confusion
  • Biggest Waste of X (2000th page on the wiki, big round numbers ftw!)
  • Shakespeare
  • Eyepatches
  • Mortal Kombat
  • The Arctic
  • Cows
• I wrote most of the transcript for DNA Evidence. (Thanks to Super Martyo Brother for the beginning part.)
• I suggested and helped clean up Cheese. (Thanks to SantanaHomerunner for starting it up.)
• I cleaned up Tofu.
• I added the costume lists to the four Halloween costume commentaries.
• I cleaned up Emails Taken in a Different Direction.
• I cleaned up Coach Z#Coach Z's "more than two problems".
• I transcribed licensed.
• I began the transcript for Teen Girl Squad Issue 14.
• I cleaned up the Glossary.
• I recreated and cleaned up Strong Sad's Death.
• I had the original idea for Singular Instead of Plural.
• I started a project for cleaning up image summaries.
• I wrote the first half of the transcript for Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2 and cleaned up the second half.
• I suggested and began {{yearssince}} and implemented it in cleanup of Ages of Characters.

Sandbox hilarity that I did or helped with

• http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=HRWiki:Sandbox&oldid=489912
• http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=HRWiki:Sandbox&oldid=458367
• http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=HRWiki:Sandbox&oldid=457934
• http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=HRWiki:Sandbox&oldid=451338
• http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=HRWiki:Sandbox&oldid=450539
• http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php?title=HRWiki:Sandbox&oldid=447797
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Some Haikus

Wiki Related

Vandals bother me. Why don't they just go away? Somebody block them.

Editing pages. Late into the night I sit. I should be asleep.

A bad talk page post. About plot, not page content. Take it to forum.

Bored out of my mind. Clicking random, reading page. Edit where needed.

I have work to do. Wiki's more interesting. Guess my work will wait.

Character Bios Turned Haiku

As dumb as the wall. Underbite and arms unseen. Is he wearing pants? — Homestar Runner

Wrestleman supreme, Answers emails from viewers. Types with boxing gloves. — Strong Bad

Furry animal. Kicked around by wrestleman. So glad he's not dead. — The Cheat

Large, loud, square muscle. Vocabulary lacking. No volume control. — Strong Mad

Miserably depressed. Has feet of an elephant. Gray body, white face. — Strong sad

Big fat yellow blob. Martial arts skills are unmatched. Gets all the hot chicks. — Pom Pom

She's the only girl. Dates Homestar when she feels like. She isn't a broom. — Marzipan

More than two problems. Lives in gym, drinks Listerine. Green jumpsuit, clown feet. — Coach Z

Lovable vendor. Sells all types of crazy crap. Also Thnikkaman. — Bubs

Eating tons of stuff. Has Poopsmith, reasons unknown. Heart shaped like a ham. — The King of Town

Shoveling whatsit. Has taken vow of silence. Smells like a crapsmith. — The Poopsmith

Non-sequiter champ. Magical hat will amuse. It's the secret guy. — Homsar

Freaking marshmallow. Frightens a lot of children. Made from the best stuff. — Marshie

Every Halloween. Summoned by organ jingle. Serious problems. — The Goblin

No one likes his style. Alien from outer space. Sound effect distinct. — Nebulon

Many combolations. Creepy guy from down the street. Prescribes marriages. — Senor Cardgage

20X6. Big eyes, blue hair, robot boots. Asks for a challenge. — Stinkoman

Cool shades, private eye. Always works with Renaldo. Gonna have to jump. — Dangeresque

Attracts some cute boys. Leads the girls to their demise. Loves Vamlumtimes day. — Cheerleader

Overachiever. Imagined Brett Bretterson. Polite and boring. — So and So

Often excluded. Had her license for a year. Long pants and T-shirt. — What's Her Face

Crush on every boy. FLOOR TOMMED, STEP-MOMMED, and POM-POMMED. Listens to pinebark. — The Ugly One

Man with the huge mouth. Never a good sign to see. Kills off all teen girls. — Arrow'd Guy

Leads the commandos. Actually has a gun. Voiced by Crack Stuntman — Gunhaver

Not a commando. Would be a good mission guy. Never had pizza. — Reynold

Bad British accent. Needs to shave, can't take the heat. Dresses like Rambo. — Fightgar

Rhymes are his domain. He's that guy that flies that plane. Wears a dog tag chain. — Crackotage

Same size as the rest. Helmet b/w microphone. Silent, but deadly. — Silent Rip

Speaks in Cheat noises. Not a good commando name. Does demolitions. — Firebert

Likes to say "Hey guys". Wears Justice Rocket Backpack. Comes in when needed. — Reinforcements

He's in charge of stuff. Might be the leader, might not. Decorated vest. — Flashfight

Red ninja outfit. Enjoys ambrosia salad. Limited offer. — Ripberger

Take heavy losses. We got like fifty of them. Could use air support. — Green Helmets

Cares for his Nana. Blue Laser's evil leader. Fan-freaking-tastic. — Blue Laser Commander

Dragon shaped like S. Burninating the peasants. He comes in the NIIIIIIIIIIGHT! — Trogdor

Talks in gibberish. Sweet Cuppin' helicopter. Tries to get The Worm. — Sherlock

Chased by The Wheelchair. Sweet Cuppin' Cakes scene stealer. Name is his catchphrase. — Eh! Steve!

funny stuff

This section is for miscellaneous things that I find funny.

• This edit was made only 4 days before he actually became one.
• This revert was made a week before Page Load Error actually came out.

Favorite Quotes

Star Wars

"I have a bad feeling about this"
-Every Star Wars Character EVER

"Size matters not."
"Try not. Do, or do not. There is no try."
"Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter."
-Master Yoda

"No, I am your father."
-Darth Vader(I felt it was necessary to include this because people so often misquote it.)

Space Balls

"I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate."
-Dark Helmet
"What's that make us?"
-Lone Star
"Absolutely nothing. Which is what you are about to become."
-Dark Helmet

Zero Wing

"All your base are belong to us."
"You have no chance to survive, make your time."
-Cats

"Take off every zig, for great justice."
-Captian

Random Assorted Nerdy Things (or RANTS)

"There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who don't."
"Roses are #FF0000, violets are #0000FF, and all my base are belong to you."
-Think Geek

"In a world without walls and fences, who needs Windows and Gates?"
-Linux enthusiasts

"I just realized that all of my quotes are super-nerdy."
-Me

Mixed Metaphors, Jumbled Statements, and Other Takeoffs on Popular Phrases

"That'll open up a real can of Pandora's boxes"
"Tear through it like a hot knife through tissue paper"
"The seeds have been planted, now all we need to do is wait for the tree to spread its wings and fly away."
"It's like the blind arguing with the color blind about how red the sky is."
-Me

"Up a paddle without a creek"
"We give you just enough rope to shoot yourself in the foot"
"We'll burn that bridge as we cross it"
-Insane Coder

"To be away is well and good, but home is where the dog is."
-My dog's facebook account, aka. me (I really have no life)

"Yeah I'm squealing, that's the sound you make when your best friend takes a gun and stabs you in the back right in front of your eyes!"
-Shawn Hunter, Boy Meets World

"There are plenty more fish in the skillet."
-A friend of mine

Quote of the week contest

Okay, so here's how this works. I will add a quote with no source here once a week. People can post where they think it's from, and who said it on my talk page under the proper date (the dates below are linked and anchored). If they get it right, they win, and I add the source and their name. One rule, and I ask that you uphold it, though I have no way of knowing, please don't use Google or such to find the answer. If you know, great, if you don't, Google is kind of cheating, don't you think? Okay. Gentlemen, start your brains!

08/05/07:
"The deepest Circle of Hell is reserved for betrayers and mutineers."
-Captain Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
Winner: Trey56 04:48, 5 August 2007 (UTC)

08/06/07:
"I am always beneath you, but nothing is beneath me!"
-The Underminer, The Incredibles
Winner: Super Martyo boing! 04:13, 7 August 2007 (UTC)

08/07/07:
"Please tell me this doesn't run on gas! Gas explodes, you know!"
-Dr. Susan Calvin, I, Robot
Winner: Homestar-Winner (talk) 04:27, 7 August 2007 (UTC)

08/08/07:
"What plot? You think Zurg is behind every kitten stuck up a tree!"
"The fiend! Why can't he leave kitty-cats out of his nefarious schemes?"
-Warp Darkmatter and Buzz Lightyear, Buzz Lightyear of Star Command
Winner: Insane Coder 05:14, 19 August 2007 (UTC)

08/19/07:
"You were once a professor of psychiatry, specializing in helping paranoid and homicidal lunatics suffering from delusions of grandeur."
"Yes, and now I work for the United Nations."
"So your work has not changed."
-Wadsworth and Professor Plum, Clue
Winner: TheCoolBot 22:59, 23 September 2007 (UTC)

08/30/07:
"Bless you, bless all of you! Be fruitful... and do long division or something!"
-Bruce Nolan, Bruce Almighty
Winner: TheCoolBot 19:50, 13 September 2007 (UTC)

09/12/07:
"I'm waiting. For an apology."
"You'd better check the temperature in hell first."
-Stephen Franklin and Jeffrey Sinclair, Babylon 5
Winner: — _talk Bubsty _edits 01:15, 19 September 2007 (UTC)

09/24/07:
"So, you're really a college professor? You're not from the CIA, the NSA, or any of those three letter places?"
-Major Rebecca "Beck" Childs, The Core
Winner: TheCoolBot 20:46, 3 October 2007 (UTC)