User:Cara Carabowditbowdit

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Dear Cara Carabowditbowdit,

I want to know all about you so that I can become like you and get a boyfriend.

From, Single in San Hose

Dear Single in Some Place I Don't Care About,

Good idea, gal pal! I enjoy video games, kicking my the Cheat, and being a girl. Oh, and not being Strong Bad. I also enjoy random acts of wanton destruction! All guys love that stuff. And I also enjoy not being Strong Bad. Because I'm really, really not him. Though he is good looking.

Try Halo 2, (Still not Strong Bad!) Cara Carabowditbowdit xoxoxox

Want to ask Cara for advice on your pitiful life? Just make a comment in the section titled Ask Cara!