User:Bad Bad Guy
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(Formerly All of Marzipan's Friends) I started watching Homestar Runner in 2004, when my sister showed me Teen Girl Squad issues 1-5. The first toon I watched to focus on major Homestar characters was Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon. Not counting Sick Day or the sample in Homestarrunner.com PAY PLUS!, the first Strong Bad Email I watched in its entirety was theme park, and that was in mid-2006. Here is my YouTube channel. My favorite toons include Bug in Mouth Disease, Experimental Film, and Pumpkin Carve-nival. I find it hard to choose my favorite email, but among my favorites are vacation, caper, and rampage.
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Articles I wrote
- My first attempted to note times Strong Badia was mistaken for Free Country, but it was put up for deletion within the second day of its existence. Since the only reason I made it was to see if others felt its existence was necessary, I gave them permision to remove it. All that is left is it is one sentence from Free Country, USA#Strong Badia:
A few email senders called Free Country by this name because the characters talk about Strong Badia more often than Free Country.
Best Toons of the year
Current Standings
Best Overall Toon: Tune in after Decemberween! (I'm not sure if we'll get a special 'cause it's an odd numbered year)
Best Big Toon: tied between Date Nite and DNA Evidence
Best Short: One, Two, One, Two
Best Email: rough copy
Worst Short: An Important Rap Song (But I don't hate it. I guess I'm just disappointed Crackotage, Fightgar, and maybe Reynold were absent.)
Worst Email: more armies (it had its moments, but overall it felt average)br/>
Last Year's Results
Best Overall Toon: Strongest Man in the World(also best Big Toon 'cause I thought it was a decent way to celebrate Homestar's history)
Best Short: No Hands on Deck (Summer Short Shorts only got runner-up 'cause I couldn't understand the dialogue of the Limozeen scene)
Best Holiday Toon: Decemberween Short Shorts (probably 'cause I appreciate subtle humor. I understood "Say wouds wide" right away.)
Best Email: maybe cliffhangers (alternate universe didn't get 1st cause I thought the ending was cheesy)
Worst Overall Toon: retirement B (Also worst email. The original version made me laugh less than any other 2006 Homestar toon for some reason, but I do like what they eventually added to it.)
Worst Short: Sbemail 150?!? (The feeling is gone now that we do have sbemail 150)
Worst Holiday Toon: Happy Hallow-Day
Honorable Mentions:
Teen Girl Squad Issue 11
Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2
Any 2006 Email or Holiday toon I didn't already call by name.
Characters
(Let me know if the links should lead to the wiki page or the toon the quote is from) I currently rank the Homestar characters, from best to worst, in a way similar to this:
Bubs
I believe Free Contry's entrepenuer and trademark dancer has done too many hilarious things for me to name.
- Come back, chocolates! I didn't mean what I said!
- It's in a better place, Strong Bad. Or rather, it's in the same place, only now it's got a giant hole through it!
- (as the wheelchair from Sweet Cuppin' Cakes) I'm a real boy!
- We're holding up a novelty rubber chicken and playing a cartoony sound effect of savings!
- Coach Z, you jerk!
Homestar Runner
I love how ridiculously he can act.
- I'm a belle!
- I say there, monstrocity! Do you know the times?
- You're not a broom?
- Sitting on the couch is zero amount of fun when there's not a TV or hang glider in front of it.
- I'd be the guy that flies around on that big plastic goldfish, painting the clouds with an oversized novelty toothbrush!
Strong Bad
I find him amusing enough to host the fan mail show, but I think sometimes he can get carried away with insanity.
- Welcome to the high voice crew! I hope you have a high voice, too!
- Virus equals very yes? That's not a good prize!
- The Cheat's playin' something on a laserdisc! Everything's better on laserdisc! Whatever happened to the laserdisc? Laserdisc!
- You people are a sweet delight! Just one big almond paste filled sweet delight!
- Sweet Lady Irony, why do you mock me?
The Cheat
He can be both scheming and adorable.
- Turn that camera off before I throw this bust of Van Buren at it!
- Those people go to prison!
- I'll gnaw your face off!
Strong Sad
He didn't reach this high until I watched Experimental Film.
- People get presents on Decemberween? I always just get locked in the bathtub!
- It's "-nym"! It's "-nym"! It's pseudonym! Not pseudoname! I can't take it any more!
- Tell me again about the time the Depression fought Abraham Lincoln naked in your front yard...
Pom Pom
He fell one spot short of the top 5 because he doesn't get enough appearances.
Homsar
I like him for a crazy clone.
Marzipan
I especially like her when she acts crazy and/or tough.
Coach Z
He used to be my least favorite because it felt like all his gags revolved around his accent, but his other gags are pretty cute.
Strong Mad
He's pretty hilarious a few times, and they got me to pity him in that one scene from Where's The Cheat?, but it feels like all his gags involve screaming.
The King of Town
The only times I truly liked him were when he wallowed in self-pity like when he tried to check his e-mail.
The Poopsmith
I wasn't aware that guy did anything uniquely funny. Ever. I feel his mere prescence dumbs down the humor.
Emails I sent Strong Bad
I must note that the wording might not have been exactly like this, and I did not actually sign any with asterisks.
(no subject)
Dear Strong Bad,
If Free County (sic) held elections, what would the commercials be like?
J***
M********, WI
Subject: my idea for the 200th email
Dear Strong Bad,
Did you guys ever attempt to journey to Internet's end?
J***
M********, WI
Subject: switch bodies
Dear Strong Bad,
What would you and Strong Sad do if you woke up in each others' bodies and the earliest you could switch back was a week?
N*******
M********, WI
