User:Bad Bad Guy

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(Formerly All of Marzipan's Friends) I started watching Homestar Runner in 2004, when my sister showed me Teen Girl Squad issues 1-5. The first toon I watched to focus on major Homestar characters was Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon. Not counting Sick Day, the first Strong Bad Email I watched in its entirety was theme park, and that was in mid-2006. Here is my YouTube channel. My favorite toons include Bug in Mouth Disease, Strongest Man in the World, and Experimental Film. I find it hard to choose my favorite email, but among my favorites are caper and kids' book..

Contents 1 Best Toons of the year 1.1 Current Standings 1.2 Last Year's Results 2 Characters 2.1 Bubs 2.2 Homestar Runner 2.3 Strong Bad 2.4 The Cheat 2.5 Strong Sad 2.6 Pom Pom 2.7 Homsar 2.8 Marzipan 2.9 Coach Z 2.10 Strong Mad 2.11 The King of Town 2.12 The Poopsmith 3 Emails I sent Strong Bad

Best Toons of the year

Current Standings

Best Overall Toon: Tune in after Decemberween! (I'm not sure if we'll get a special 'cause it's an odd numbered year)
Best Short: Drive-Thru
Best Email: your funeral
Worst Short: KOT'S VOQPCS! (although I like the voices)
Worst Email: nothing sub-par or very bad yet, but I didn't feel like watching strong badathlon twice when I first watched it.

Last Year's Results

Best Overall Toon or 2006: Strongest Man in the World(also best Big Toon 'cause I thought it was a decent way to celebrate Homestar's history)
Best Short: No Hands on Deck (Summer Short Shorts only got runner-up 'cause I couldn't understand the dialogue of the Limozeen scene)
Best Holiday Toon: Decemberween Short Shorts (probably 'cause I appreciate subtle humor)
Best Email: maybe cliffhangers (alternate universe didn't get 1st cause I thought the ending was cheesy)
Worst Overall Toon: retirement B (Also worst email; but I do like what they eventually added to it)
Worst Short: Sbemail 150?!? (I thought 500 The Cheats had pretty catchy music)
Worst Holiday Toon: Happy Hallow-Day
Honorable Mentions:
Teen Girl Squad Issue 11
Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2
Any 2006 Email or Holiday toon I didn't call by name.

Characters

I currently rank the Homestar characters, from best to worst, in a way similar to this:

Bubs

I believe Free Contry's entrepenuer and trademark dancer has done too many hilarious things for me to name.

• Come back, chocolates! I didn't mean what I said!
• It's in a better place, Strong Bad. Or rather, it's in the same place, only now it's got a giant hole through it!
• (as the wheelchair from Sweet Cuppin' Cakes) I'm a real boy!
• We're holding up a novelty rubber chicken and playing a cartoony sound effect of savings!
• Coach Z, you jerk!

Homestar Runner

I love how ridiculously he can act.

• I'm a belle!
• You still smell like pea soup!
• I say there, monstrocity! Do you know the times?
• You're not a broom?
• Sitting on the couch is zero amount of fun when there's not a TV or hang glider in front of it.

Strong Bad

I find him amusing enough to host the fan mail show, but I think sometimes he can get carried away with insanity.

• Look fhqwhgads, I'm sorry to say, but the feeling's not mutual. Mainly because of your long freakin' name.
• Welcome to the high voice crew! I hope you have a high voice, too!
• Virus equals very yes? That's not a good prize!
• You people are a sweet delight! Just one big almond paste filled sweet delight!
• Sweet Lady Irony, why do you mock me?

The Cheat

He can be both scheming and adorable.

• Turn that camera off before I throw this bust of Van Buren at it!
• Three trophies for The Cheat!
• (as Homestar)Oh, no! Now you're doing a hip hop dance on my face!

Strong Sad

He didn't reach this high until I watched Experimental Film.

• People get presents on Decemberween? I always just get locked in the bathtub!
• It's "-nym"! It's "-nym"! It's pseudonym! Not pseudoname! I can't take it any more!
• Tell me again about the time the Depression fought Abraham Lincoln naked in your front yard...

Pom Pom

He fell one spot short of the top 5 because he doesn't get enough appearances. In addition, it appears he hasn't been allowed to do anything but stand since he swore at Strong Bad.

• That time he beat up Strong Bad and the video game stuff appeared

Homsar

I like him for a crazy clone.

• That's a real popular song! Who wants to hear of it 50 times more?

Marzipan

I especially like her when she acts crazy and/or tough.

• Oh yeah, oh yeah, and I really don't like him at all.

Coach Z

He used to be my least favorite because it felt like all his gags revolved around his accent, but his other gags are pretty cute.

• Check it out! I'm hot girl #37!

Strong Mad

He's pretty hilarious a few times, and they got me to pity him in that one scene from Where's the Cheat?, but it feels like all his gags involve screaming.

• [[Homestar Presents: Presents|I love you, Tony Stony! No, I love you more!]

The King of Town

The only times I truly liked him were when he wallowed in self-pity like when he tried to check his e-mail.

The Poopsmith

I wasn't aware that guy did anything uniquely funny. Ever. I feel his mere prescence dumbs down the humor.

Emails I sent Strong Bad

I must note that the wording might not have been exactly like this, and I did not actually sign any with asterisks.

• (no subject)
  

If Free County (sic) held elections, what would the commercials be like? J***
M********, WI

• subject:my idea for the 200th email
  

Dear Strong Bad,
Did you guys ever attempt to journey to Internet's end?
J***
M********, WI

• subject:switch bodies
  

Dear Strong Bad,
What would you and Strong Sad do if you woke up in each others' bodies and the earliest you could switch back was a week?
N*******
M********, WI