User:Bad Bad Guy

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(Formerly All of Marzipan's Friends) I started watching Homestar Runner in 2004, when my sister showed me Teen Girl Squad issues 1-5. The first toon I watched to focus on major Homestar characters was Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon. Not counting Sick Day, the first Strong Bad Email I watched in its entirety was theme park, and that was in mid-2006. Here is my YouTube channel. My favorite toons include Bug in Mouth Disease, Strongest Man in the World, and Experimental Film. I find it hard to choose my favorite email, but among my favorites are caper and kids' book..

Contents 1 Best Toons of the year 1.1 Current Standings 1.2 Last Year's Results 2 Characters 3 Emails I sent Strong Bad

Best Toons of the year

Current Standings

Best Overall Toon: Tune in after Decemberween! (I'm not sure if we'll get a special 'cause it's an odd numbered year)
Best Short: Drive-Thru
Best Email: your funeral
Worst Short: KOT'S VOQPCS! (although I like the voices)
Worst Email: nothing sub-par or very bad yet, but I didn't feel like watching strong badathlon twice when I first watched it.

Last Year's Results

Best Overall Toon or 2006: Strongest Man in the World(also best Big Toon 'cause I thought it was a decent way to celebrate Homestar's history)
Best Short: No Hands on Deck (Summer Short Shorts only got runner-up 'cause I couldn't understand the dialogue of the Limozeen scene)
Best Holiday Toon: Decemberween Short Shorts (probably 'cause I appreciate subtle humor)
Best Email: maybe cliffhangers (alternate universe didn't get 1st cause I thought the ending was cheesy)
Worst Overall Toon: retirement B (Also worst email; but I do like what they eventually added to it)
Worst Short: Sbemail 150?!? (I thought 500 The Cheats had pretty catchy music)
Worst Holiday Toon: Happy Hallow-Day
Honorable Mentions:
Teen Girl Squad Issue 11
Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2
Any 2006 Email or Holiday toon I didn't call by name.

Characters

I currently rank the Homestar characters, from best to worst, in a way similar to this:

• Bubs — I believe Free Contry's entrepenuer and trademark dancer has done too many hilarious things for me to name.
  • Come back, chocolates! I didn't mean what I said!
  • It's in a better place, Strong Bad. Or rather, it's in the same place, only now it's got a giant hole through it!
  • (as the wheelchair from Sweet Cuppin' Cakes) I'm a real boy!
  • Your Marzipan machine's been Thnikkafied!
  • Coach Z, you jerk!
• Homestar Runner — I love how ridiculously he can act.
  • I'm a belle!
  • You still smell like pea soup!
  • I say there, monstrocity! Do you know the times?
  • You're not a broom?
  • Tweez it, tweez it, tweez it out.
• Strong Bad — I find him amusing enough to host the fan mail show, but I think sometimes he feels either too random or too normal in design and/or behavior for a cartoon like this.
  • Look fhqwhgads, I'm sorry to say, but the feeling's not mutual. Mainly because of your long freakin' name.
  • Welcome to the high voice crew! I hope you have a high voice, too!
  • Virus equals very yes? That's not a good prize!
  • You people are a sweet delight! Just one big almond paste filled sweet delight!
  • Sweet Lady Irony, why do you mock me?
• The Cheat — He can be both scheming and adorable.
  • Turn that camera off before I throw this bust of Van Buren at it!
  • Those people go to prison!
  • (as Homestar)Oh, no! Now you're doing a hip hop dance on my face!
• Strong Sad — He didn't reach this high until I watched Experimental Film.
  • People get presents on Decemberween? I always just get locked in the bathtub!
  • It's "-nym"! It's "-nym"! It's pseudonym! Not pseudoname! I can't take it any more!
  • Tell me again about the time the Depression fought Abraham Lincoln naked in your front yard...
• Pom Pom — He fell one spot short of the top 5 because he doesn't get enough appearances. To make matters worse, it appears he hasn't been allowed to do anything since he swore at Strong Bad.
  • That time he beat up Strong Bad and the video game stuff appeared
• Coach Z — He used to be my least favorite because it felt like all his gags revolved around his accent, but his other gags are pretty cute.
  • Check it out! I'm hot girl #37!
• Homsar — I like him for a crazy clone.
  • That's a real popular song! Who wants to hear of it 50 times more?
• Marzipan — I especially like her when she acts crazy and/or tough.
  • Oh yeah, oh yeah, and I really don't like him at all.
• Strong Mad — He's pretty hilarious a few times, and they got me to pity him in that one scene from Where's the Cheat?, but it feels like all his gags involve screaming; and this cartoon already had a dumb jock.
  • I love you, Tony Stony! No, I love you more!
• The King of Town — The only times I truly liked him were when he wallowed in self-pity like when he tried to check his e-mail.
• The Poopsmith — I wasn't aware that guy did anything uniquely funny. Ever. There were already two guys who could act cute without saying anything, and he doesn't try nearly as hard as Pom Pom or The Cheat do. I feel his mere prescence dumbs down the humor.

Emails I sent Strong Bad

I must note that the wording might not have been exactly like this, and I did not actually sign any with asterisks.

• (no subject)
  

If Free County (sic) held elections, what would the commercials be like? J***
M********, WI

• subject:my idea for the 200th email
  

Dear Strong Bad,
Did you guys ever try to travel to Internet's end?
J***
M********, WI

• subject:switch bodies
  

Dear Strong Bad,
What would you and Strong Sad do if you woke up in each others' bodies and the earliest you could switch back was a week?
N*******
M********, WI