User:Bad Bad Guy

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Strong Bad is a bad guy, etc. Marshie is a bad guy, etc, Trogdor is a bad bad guy!

(Formerly All of Marzipan's Friends) I started watching Homestar Runner in 2004, when my sister showed me Teen Girl Squad issues 1-5. The first toon I watched to focus on major Homestar characters was Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon. Not counting Sick Day or the sample in Homestarrunner.com PAY PLUS!, the first Strong Bad Email I watched in its entirety was theme park, and that was in mid-2006. Here is my YouTube channel. My birthday is January 12. My favorite toons include Bug in Mouth Disease, Experimental Film, and Pumpkin Carve-nival. Among my favorite emails are vacation, caper, and record book. My favorite toons in the minor categories are Dangeresque Puppet Squad, New Boots, Teen Girl Squad Issue 14, and Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 6.0. My favorite SBCG4AP episode is Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective, but I do appreciate the epic scale of 8-Bit is Enough.

I stopped watching Homestar Runner in September 2009, when the revival of Strong Bad Email started to feel underwhelming. However, I returned to the Wiki in February 2010 and made a few minor edits.

Articles I wrote

• My first article attempted to note times Strong Badia was mistaken for Free Country, but it was put up for deletion within the second day of its existence. Since the only reason I made it was to see if others felt its existence was necessary, I gave them permision to remove it. The closest remain is Strong Badia#Emails involving Strong Badia, which briefly mentions people mistaking Strong Badia for Free Country.

HRWiki:Userboxes

This user uses a Mac.

This user contributes using Mozilla Firefox.

FRM This user also contributes to the Wiki Forum.

This user has downloaded Strong Bad Emails on his iPod.

This user plays SBCG4AP on the Wii.

This user got Maximum Awesomeness in Homestar Ruiner.

This user got Maximum Awesomeness in Strong Badia the Free.

This user got Maximum Awesomeness in Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective.

This user doesn't think we need the article The Cheat Smiling.

This user has too much time on his hands.

This user is playing better video games.

Fun Facts

• I don't like to count copying and pasting content from one article (like Lack of Visible Arms) into another (Lack of Visible Body Parts in this case) as writing an article.
• "Taranchula Black Metal Detector" was my first article to survive a deletion discussion.
• "Organic" isn't linked to from any page except the one you're reading now.
• When I wrote "Around the Field", it was just a section of Homestar Ruiner. Credit for giving the video its own article goes to  Green Helmet.

Subpages

• User:Bad Bad Guy/In Memoriam of Trey56
• User:Bad Bad Guy/Personal Images
• User:Bad Bad Guy/SBCG4AP Tables

The Best Images I Uploaded

More Armies Explosion	Regal Rampage	Slimed Marzipan	The Cheat is to the limit
Secret Collect Cartoon	Strong Bad Upside Down	Homestar with towel	Homestar Will Be Right Back
Spraypainting Marzipan	Strawberry Quik Homestar	Agent Chimendez	Hremail

For other images, see this log.

Best Toons of the Year

Best Big Toon: 2 Part Episode: Parts 1 and 2
Best Short: Where My Hat is At?
Best Email: independent
Best New Stuff: Hremail 7
Worst Big Toon: Career Day
Worst Short: Pistols for Pandas (Crack Stuntman's just not my cup of tea)
Worst Email: dictionary (I stopped watching Strong Bad Email after this)
Worst New Stuff: Hremail 62

Characters and Quotes

I currently rank the Homestar characters, from best to worst, in a way similar to this:

Bubs

I believe Free Country's entrepreneur and trademark dancer has done too many hilarious things for me to name.

• Come back, chocolates! I didn't mean what I said!
• It's in a better place, Strong Bad. Or rather, it's in the same place, only now it's got a giant hole through it!
• We're holding up a novelty rubber chicken and playing a cartoony sound effect of savings!
• They're free, but you gotta earn 'em!
• I haven't been able to fit into my lucky pants for almost ten years!

Homestar Runner

I love how ridiculously he can act.

• Homestar Runner will be right right back! Homestar Runner will be right right back! Homestar Runner will be right right back! We're coming right back after these messages! We're coming right back after these messageeeees...
• I say there, monstrosity! Do you know the times?
• You're not a broom?
• Sitting on the couch is zero amount of fun when there's not a TV or hang glider in front of it.
• Wish I had a time-and-space-transcending piece of paper on my team.

Strong Bad

I find him amusing enough to host the fan mail show, but I think sometimes he can get carried away with insanity.

• Welcome to the high voice crew! I hope you have a high voice, too!
• Some people are being fangoriously devoured by a gelatinous monster. Hilary's legs are being digested.
• The Cheat's playin' something on a laserdisc! Everything's better on laserdisc! Whatever happened to the laserdisc? Laserdisc!
• You people are a sweet delight! Just one big almond paste filled sweet delight!
• It's a giant Bubs from outer space! Or, mutated by radiation! Or, from the depths of the ocean! Or, flushed down the toilet!

The Cheat

He can be both scheming and adorable.

• Turn that camera off before I throw this bust of Van Buren at it!
• Those people go to prison!
• I'll gnaw your face off!

Strong Sad

He didn't reach this high until I watched Experimental Film.

• I can't remember my legs.
• Welcome to "Reducing Your Business's Carbon Footprint Is Not A Matter of Buying Everyone Smaller Shoes."
• Oh, yellow crayon. Only you know what really happened.

Pom Pom

He fell right in the middle because he doesn't get enough appearances, but what he does get is enjoyable.

• That time he beat up Strong Bad and the video game stuff appeared

Marzipan

I especially like her when she acts crazy and/or tough.

• Oh yeah, oh yeah, and I really don't like him at all.

Homsar

I like him for a crazy clone.

• That's a real popular song! Who wants to hear of it 50 times more?

Coach Z

He used to be my least favorite because it felt like all his gags revolved around his accent, but his other gags are pretty cute.

• Check it out! I'm hot girl #37!

The King of Town

The times I liked him the most were when he wallowed in self-pity like when he tried to check his e-mail.

• Each year, thousands of families suffer from not fried turkeys.

The Poopsmith

His prescence dumbs down the humor, but his obscure pop culture references are still interesting..

Strong Mad

He's pretty hilarious a few times, and they got me to pity him in that one scene from Where's The Cheat?, but it feels like all his gags involve screaming, and it started to get very tiring after a few years.

Emails I sent homestarrunner.com

I must note that the wording might not have been exactly like this, and I did not actually sign any with asterisks.

(no subject)

Dear Strong Bad,
If Free County (sic) held elections, what would the commercials be like?
J***
M********, WI

Subject: my idea for the 200th email

Dear Strong Bad,
Did you guys ever attempt to journey to Internet's end?
J***
M********, WI

Subject: switch bodies

Dear Strong Bad,
What would you and Strong Sad do if you woke up in each others' bodies and the earliest you could switch back was a week?
N*******
M********, WI

Subject: The End

Is Strong Bad Email over?

Subject: Teen Girl Squad

Dear Homestar,

For years I have wondered what Teen Girl Squad would be like if one of the other characters tried to write it. Could you try to make a comic about the Squad?

J***
M********, WI

Forum Signatures

• Introducing the spicy crispy chicken melt. Because you people stopped buying the crispy chicken melt.
• I'm about to win! Aww. I'm about to win! Aww. I'm seriously about to win! Again with the aww.
• I can't believe I'm still being eaten! This is taking so much longer than I expected!
• This is our new TV! Cathode ray tubes, y'all!
• Blah, Strong Bad, blah! I'm a crappy stuntman!
• R is for raisins. They give me bad gas. Z is too hard, so on this one, I'll pass. I is for Inchiladas.
• I can't decide between the sandwich with the gumball in the center, or the one shaped like there's a bite taken out of it.
• Hey, I was thinking that right here would be a great place for a casino or a dinosaur to happen!
• Homestar Ruiner had too many good quotes for me to choose from, so this signature will merely preserve the main page message accompanying the release:
  wii/pc game out today!
• I gotta stop having those nightmares where I'm trapped in an elevator with Milkmaid Homestar.
• Turns out that wasn't ketchup in the ketchup fountain!
• Oh, it's a beautiful day to be on the sun...
• Say it with me, The Cheat.
  

Licensed video games are never good.

• Thank God I didn't take bets that the end of Homestar Runner is near.
• You mean the whole last season was a dream?! They shoulda just had babies, and then the babies shoulda gotten married.
• You couldn't kick your way out of lookin' at a thing in a bag!
• Oh, The Cheat, where you goin' to?

And once you get there, what you think you gonna do?

• This thing's top of the line! It's got two contrast knobs!
• Making sense is not part of my mission plan, soldier!
• Are you suggesting my hat is inside my hat?
• You're gonna have to share a bafroom with some kid from Alabama that kinda sucks.

The financial aid office is closed on Tuesdays and steer clear of the beef stroganoff at the dining hall!