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**Marzipan's [[Questionable Services|questionable]] surgeon ([[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2|Version 15.2]]) | **Marzipan's [[Questionable Services|questionable]] surgeon ([[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2|Version 15.2]]) | ||
**Wade ([[Baddest of the Bands]]) | **Wade ([[Baddest of the Bands]]) | ||
| + | **[[Tucker Donaldson]], halloweensafety.gov and campussafety.gov representative ([[Halloween Safety]] Easter egg, [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]]) | ||
**Humidibeth ([[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2|Version 17.2]]) | **Humidibeth ([[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2|Version 17.2]]) | ||
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**[[Cherry Greg]] | **[[Cherry Greg]] | ||
**[[Clapperboard|Clapper Loader]] | **[[Clapperboard|Clapper Loader]] | ||
| + | **Fluffy Puff Commercial singers | ||
*On [[The Brothers Strong]]'s [[Telebision|TV set]]: | *On [[The Brothers Strong]]'s [[Telebision|TV set]]: | ||
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**Customer and clerk in a snooty independent record store (email [[comic]] Easter egg) | **Customer and clerk in a snooty independent record store (email [[comic]] Easter egg) | ||
**[[Shut up, Lady|The Shut up Lady]] (emails [[bottom 10]], [[your funeral]], [[licensed]], [[buried]], [[dictionary]], and [[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks]]) | **[[Shut up, Lady|The Shut up Lady]] (emails [[bottom 10]], [[your funeral]], [[licensed]], [[buried]], [[dictionary]], and [[The House That Gave Sucky Tricks]]) | ||
| - | **Movie | + | **Some Variety of Neville, also credited as "a Neville of some sort" (email [[theme song]], [[Keepers of Trogdor]]) |
| + | **Movie characters (email [[the movies]]) | ||
*Other | *Other | ||
**A small child trapped inside [[Coach Z]]'s costume ([[On Break]]) | **A small child trapped inside [[Coach Z]]'s costume ([[On Break]]) | ||
| + | **Intercom voice ([[Shopping for Danger]]) | ||
**Paper Crumple Man ([[Punkin Stencils]] Easter egg) | **Paper Crumple Man ([[Punkin Stencils]] Easter egg) | ||
**The audience ([[A Decemberween Pageant]]) | **The audience ([[A Decemberween Pageant]]) | ||
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== Mentioned == | == Mentioned == | ||
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*[[Homestar Runner]]'s Stupid Uncle Egg (a fictional relative, mentioned in email [[secret recipes]]) | *[[Homestar Runner]]'s Stupid Uncle Egg (a fictional relative, mentioned in email [[secret recipes]]) | ||
*[[The Brothers Strong]]'s Great Uncle Pawdabber, Crazy Aunt Eulatherm, and poopaw (may or may not exist; mentioned in email [[secret recipes]]) | *[[The Brothers Strong]]'s Great Uncle Pawdabber, Crazy Aunt Eulatherm, and poopaw (may or may not exist; mentioned in email [[secret recipes]]) | ||
| - | *Great- | + | *Great-grandmother of the Brothers Strong (mentioned in [[looking old]] and [[A Death-Defying Decemberween]]) |
*Jeffrey Beffrey Mudgeman (one of Strong Bad's children under the name [[Secret Identities#Vance Mudgeman|Vance Mudgeman]] from [[secret identity]]) | *Jeffrey Beffrey Mudgeman (one of Strong Bad's children under the name [[Secret Identities#Vance Mudgeman|Vance Mudgeman]] from [[secret identity]]) | ||
*[[The Cheat]]'s sister ([[more armies]]) | *[[The Cheat]]'s sister ([[more armies]]) | ||
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***Bubs's great-great granduncle (possibly [[Coach Z]]'s great good-aunt) (deceased) | ***Bubs's great-great granduncle (possibly [[Coach Z]]'s great good-aunt) (deceased) | ||
***Bubs's sister | ***Bubs's sister | ||
| + | *[[The Sad Kids]]' father ([[Homestarloween Party]]) | ||
*Chuzz Palaroncini's parents ([[Fan Costumes '08]]) | *Chuzz Palaroncini's parents ([[Fan Costumes '08]]) | ||
*Aunt Ruthie (mentioned by [[Strong Bad]] in [[funny]]) | *Aunt Ruthie (mentioned by [[Strong Bad]] in [[funny]]) | ||
*The [[Wagon Fulla Pancakes]]'s dad, spouse and two kids ([[montage]]) | *The [[Wagon Fulla Pancakes]]'s dad, spouse and two kids ([[montage]]) | ||
*Spud Sr. and Spudmom (related to Spud Jr., the sender of [[animal]]) | *Spud Sr. and Spudmom (related to Spud Jr., the sender of [[animal]]) | ||
| - | + | *Homestar's grandma (gave him a scarf; [[shapeshifter]]) | |
| - | + | *Magician's mom ([[magic trick]]) | |
| - | *Homestar's | + | |
| - | *Magician's | + | |
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===[[The Office]] Employees=== | ===[[The Office]] Employees=== | ||
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*B. Bretterson (worst animator in [[best thing]]) | *B. Bretterson (worst animator in [[best thing]]) | ||
*Baron Laffmunch ([[Dad's Garage & Friends - 13 Jun 2015]]) | *Baron Laffmunch ([[Dad's Garage & Friends - 13 Jun 2015]]) | ||
| - | *Bernardo | + | *Bernardo Ralshonde ("some type of famous actor", mentioned by [[Homestar Runner]] in [[independent]], later mentioned by {{prs|1351558323489931265|19|Jan|2021|alt=@StrongBadActual}}) |
*[[Leomard Sportsinterviews#Beverly Sportsinterviews|Beverly Sportsinterviews]] | *[[Leomard Sportsinterviews#Beverly Sportsinterviews|Beverly Sportsinterviews]] | ||
*Boring Johnny ([[Experimental Film]] commentary) | *Boring Johnny ([[Experimental Film]] commentary) | ||
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*Crush ([[Lazor]] guitarist from [[Limozeen Live! (practice)]]) | *Crush ([[Lazor]] guitarist from [[Limozeen Live! (practice)]]) | ||
*Cute Girl from Sit-Com (sings patriotic song; [[strong badathlon]]) | *Cute Girl from Sit-Com (sings patriotic song; [[strong badathlon]]) | ||
| - | *D. Pweb (mentioned in a [[@StrongBadActual]] | + | *D. Pweb (mentioned in a [[@StrongBadActual]] Tweet) |
*D. Squirrel ([[pop-up]]) | *D. Squirrel ([[pop-up]]) | ||
*[[Dan]] | *[[Dan]] | ||
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*Heather ([[Soap Box Doiby]]) | *Heather ([[Soap Box Doiby]]) | ||
*Hebby Screbby (marked on a grave in [[Most in the Graveyard]]) | *Hebby Screbby (marked on a grave in [[Most in the Graveyard]]) | ||
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*[[Hot Tub]] T (credited in [[theme song]]) | *[[Hot Tub]] T (credited in [[theme song]]) | ||
*That Hunchback Kid at School (secret friends with [[Strong Bad]]; [[Decemberween Short Shorts]]) | *That Hunchback Kid at School (secret friends with [[Strong Bad]]; [[Decemberween Short Shorts]]) | ||
*Ike Turner (reviewer in [[autobiography]]) | *Ike Turner (reviewer in [[autobiography]]) | ||
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*Inviso-Jeeves (waiter at Strong Bad and The Cheat's invisible restaurant in [[Drive-Thru]]) | *Inviso-Jeeves (waiter at Strong Bad and The Cheat's invisible restaurant in [[Drive-Thru]]) | ||
*"Ironic Costume" (attends [[TrogdorCon '97]]) | *"Ironic Costume" (attends [[TrogdorCon '97]]) | ||
| - | * | + | *<span id="Jerome">Jerome</span> (told to show some respect during the singing of the [[Strong Badia National Anthem]]; Homestar Runner possibly alludes to him in [[anything]], when he calls the email sender by this name and demands that he stay after class)[[Image:sbemail78.png|thumb|"Class dismissed! 'cept for you, Jerome!"]] |
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*Jimnelius Hog-chigger (marked on a grave in [[Most in the Graveyard]]) | *Jimnelius Hog-chigger (marked on a grave in [[Most in the Graveyard]]) | ||
*Jingle Jangle ([[long pants]] Characters' DVD Commentary) | *Jingle Jangle ([[long pants]] Characters' DVD Commentary) | ||
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*[[Lem Sportsinterviews#Leomardbury Chauceinterviews|Leomardbury Chauceinterviews]] | *[[Lem Sportsinterviews#Leomardbury Chauceinterviews|Leomardbury Chauceinterviews]] | ||
*[[Levert Burtmore]] | *[[Levert Burtmore]] | ||
| + | *Lifty Fernandez (lighting of [[The Show]] in [[Non-Sequitur Champion]]) | ||
*Li'l Spicy ([[english paper]]) | *Li'l Spicy ([[english paper]]) | ||
*[[Limozeen]]'s landlord ([[Limozeen Live! (practice)]]) | *[[Limozeen]]'s landlord ([[Limozeen Live! (practice)]]) | ||
| + | *Little Jimmy and his dad (scored the winning lacrosse point; [[videography]]) | ||
*Little [[Marzipan]] (mentioned in [[stand-up]]) | *Little [[Marzipan]] (mentioned in [[stand-up]]) | ||
*"Loincloth" (needs to put on five or six more clothes; attends [[TrogdorCon '97]]) | *"Loincloth" (needs to put on five or six more clothes; attends [[TrogdorCon '97]]) | ||
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*Ms. Charbroiledburger (teacher in [[diorama]]) | *Ms. Charbroiledburger (teacher in [[diorama]]) | ||
*Muffins O. (mentioned on a poster in [[rated]]) | *Muffins O. (mentioned on a poster in [[rated]]) | ||
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*Nobody U. Know (quoted at the beginning of ''[[because, as it were]]'' in [[independent]]) | *Nobody U. Know (quoted at the beginning of ''[[because, as it were]]'' in [[independent]]) | ||
*Noone (can find Strong Bad wrong; [[hiding]]) | *Noone (can find Strong Bad wrong; [[hiding]]) | ||
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*Sugar-face ([[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2]]) | *Sugar-face ([[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2]]) | ||
*Taco-Man ([[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]) | *Taco-Man ([[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]]) | ||
| - | *The Tawdry Man (asks Strong Bad if he "enloys reasing"; [[ | + | *The Tawdry Man (asks Strong Bad if he "enloys reasing"; [[sbemail 206]]) |
*Tess Ballthrow (credited in [[theme song]]) | *Tess Ballthrow (credited in [[theme song]]) | ||
*Tempe Sam ([[studying]]) | *Tempe Sam ([[studying]]) | ||
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*Widow Jankroe (Homestar is talking to her at [[the office]]; Homestar also calls Strong Bad "Mrs. Jankroe" in [[Costume Commercial]]; from [[too cool]]) | *Widow Jankroe (Homestar is talking to her at [[the office]]; Homestar also calls Strong Bad "Mrs. Jankroe" in [[Costume Commercial]]; from [[too cool]]) | ||
*Wilbur ([[hiding]]) | *Wilbur ([[hiding]]) | ||
| - | *Youdbetterbelieveit [[A. Chimendez|Chimendez]] (credited in [[ | + | *Youdbetterbelieveit [[A. Chimendez|Chimendez]] (credited in [[high school]]) |
===Mentioned by fictional characters within the Homestar Runner universe=== | ===Mentioned by fictional characters within the Homestar Runner universe=== | ||
*[[Blue Laser Commander's Nana]] (mentioned in [[Cheat Commandos...O's]] and [[Let us give TANKS!]]) | *[[Blue Laser Commander's Nana]] (mentioned in [[Cheat Commandos...O's]] and [[Let us give TANKS!]]) | ||
*Chezmerelda (book character in [[modeling]]) | *Chezmerelda (book character in [[modeling]]) | ||
| - | *D n' D Greg's | + | *[[D n' D Greg]]'s parents ([[magic trick]]) |
*Kaitlin (Any [[Teen Girl Squad]] character's real dad's 22-year-old girlfriend; [[Homestar Ruiner Teen Girl Squad]]) | *Kaitlin (Any [[Teen Girl Squad]] character's real dad's 22-year-old girlfriend; [[Homestar Ruiner Teen Girl Squad]]) | ||
*Kowalski ([[Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque]]) | *Kowalski ([[Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque]]) | ||
*Mr. Pagliogaglioleri (Gangster boss; [[Homestar Ruiner Teen Girl Squad]]) | *Mr. Pagliogaglioleri (Gangster boss; [[Homestar Ruiner Teen Girl Squad]]) | ||
| + | *[[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Olda Boys|Olda Boy 2]]'s mom ([[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]]) | ||
*Parson Jim (book character in [[bottom 10]]) | *Parson Jim (book character in [[bottom 10]]) | ||
*[[Reynold]]'s girlfriend (left him; [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]) | *[[Reynold]]'s girlfriend (left him; [[Cheat Commandos (toon)|Cheat Commandos]]) | ||
| + | *Reynold's parents (mentioned in [[Let us give TANKS!]]) | ||
*Reynaldo Crake ([[An Important Rap Song]] DVD commentary) | *Reynaldo Crake ([[An Important Rap Song]] DVD commentary) | ||
*[[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#C-dogg and Naptime|Rubble D]], presumably a prison inmate from [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]]. | *[[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#C-dogg and Naptime|Rubble D]], presumably a prison inmate from [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 11]]. | ||
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*Singer in [[The Cheat Theme Song]] | *Singer in [[The Cheat Theme Song]] | ||
*Some women at a party ([[The Li'l Brudder Show]]) | *Some women at a party ([[The Li'l Brudder Show]]) | ||
| - | * | + | *The S.W.A.T. team ([[Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque]]) |
===Powered by The Cheat=== | ===Powered by The Cheat=== | ||
| + | *Background dancers ([[Rap Song]]) | ||
*[[Moses Malone]] | *[[Moses Malone]] | ||
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==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
Revision as of 04:14, 4 February 2021
Unseen characters often play a part in the Homestar Runner body of work. They are characters who are heard, mentioned, or partially seen, but never completely seen by the viewers.
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Heard
Characters who are heard, but never seen.
- Marzipan's Answering Machine:
- Kevin (Version 6.0)
- Ron Dardman (Version 10.2)
- Łukasz (Version 11.2)
- Another person with a strong accent (Version 11.2)
- Marzipan's questionable surgeon (Version 15.2)
- Wade (Baddest of the Bands)
- Tucker Donaldson, halloweensafety.gov and campussafety.gov representative (Halloween Safety Easter egg, Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2)
- Humidibeth (Version 17.2)
- First Time Here? and Fluffy Puff Commercial:
- Cherry Greg
- Clapper Loader
- Fluffy Puff Commercial singers
- On The Brothers Strong's TV set:
- Caleb Rentpayer
- Tucksworth
- An unnamed man (a truck is trying to kill him!) (email privileges)
- The above person's son (Cool Things)
- Announcer of "Some type of TV show" (email your friends)
- Announcer of "TV show featuring The Cheat in a Trans Am" (email mile)
- Dartmouth, an unnamed man (possibly Dartmouth's assistant), and an unnamed enemy of Dartmouth (email underlings)
- Strong Bad Email
- Customer and clerk in a snooty independent record store (email comic Easter egg)
- The Shut up Lady (emails bottom 10, your funeral, licensed, buried, dictionary, and The House That Gave Sucky Tricks)
- Some Variety of Neville, also credited as "a Neville of some sort" (email theme song, Keepers of Trogdor)
- Movie characters (email the movies)
- Other
- A small child trapped inside Coach Z's costume (On Break)
- Intercom voice (Shopping for Danger)
- Paper Crumple Man (Punkin Stencils Easter egg)
- The audience (A Decemberween Pageant)
Mentioned
Characters who are mentioned, but never make an actual appearance.
Characters' Relatives
- Coach Z's, Homestar Runner's and The Brothers Strong's parents
- Homestar Runner's Stupid Uncle Egg (a fictional relative, mentioned in email secret recipes)
- The Brothers Strong's Great Uncle Pawdabber, Crazy Aunt Eulatherm, and poopaw (may or may not exist; mentioned in email secret recipes)
- Great-grandmother of the Brothers Strong (mentioned in looking old and A Death-Defying Decemberween)
- Jeffrey Beffrey Mudgeman (one of Strong Bad's children under the name Vance Mudgeman from secret identity)
- The Cheat's sister (more armies)
- Debra, Marzipan's "hot" cousin (mentioned in Happy Dethemberween and senior prom)
- Marzipan's mother, Mrs. Marzipan (mentioned in A Death-Defying Decemberween)
- Mrs. Marzipan's latest husband (Marzipan's step-father) (mentioned in A Death-Defying Decemberween)
- Marzipan's unnamed sister (mentioned in Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2)
- Bubs's relatives:
- Mentioned in slumber party:
- Bubs's cousin Louis (deceased)
- Bubs's cousin Harold (deceased)
- Mentioned in fan club:
- Bubs's first wife
- Mentioned in Most in the Graveyard:
- Bubs's great-great-grandpappy
- Bubs's great-great-grandpappy's cousin Harold (deceased)
- Mort (either Harold's brother or Bubs's great-great-grandpappy's brother) (deceased)
- Zgor ("Another Relative of Bubs") (deceased)
- Bubs's great-great granduncle (possibly Coach Z's great good-aunt) (deceased)
- Bubs's sister
- Mentioned in slumber party:
- The Sad Kids' father (Homestarloween Party)
- Chuzz Palaroncini's parents (Fan Costumes '08)
- Aunt Ruthie (mentioned by Strong Bad in funny)
- The Wagon Fulla Pancakes's dad, spouse and two kids (montage)
- Spud Sr. and Spudmom (related to Spud Jr., the sender of animal)
- Homestar's grandma (gave him a scarf; shapeshifter)
- Magician's mom (magic trick)
The Office Employees
- Fredrickson from Accounting (mentioned in dullard)
- Rondleman from Regional Shipping Management Resources (mentioned in Biz Cas Fri 1)
- Gunderson (unknown department, mentioned in Biz Cas Fri 3)
- Mancuso from Accounting (mentioned in Biz Cas Fri 3)
- Amanda from Sales (mentioned in More Fan Costumes)
- Blackhead-Flaced Janice From Accounting (licensed)
Senders' Names from web comics
- Colliding R. Reallying
- Knowingest J. Drawbridges
- Hooray4dolphins
- Public D. Themackinest
- Lowpoint K. Festivals
- Tanktop H. Gravity
- Pressured Q. Kibbles
- Lamppost L. Smith
- Brash R. HiMom
- Freshfruit P. Cacophony
Others
- 128 Hot Katies (dream email senders in dreamail)
- 42 year-old online game playing man-child that still lives with his ex-wife's parents (being mean)
- A. Chimendez Jr. (credited in Commandos in the Classroom)
- Adelaide (made poached eggs in dreamail)
- Age 7 (reviewer in rock opera)
- Akryllix & 3rd Lung (guest stars on Peacey P's album from Teen Girl Squad Issue 13)
- Art (hosts the showing of because, as it were in independent; his house has three couches)
- B. Bretterson (worst animator in best thing)
- Baron Laffmunch (Dad's Garage & Friends - 13 Jun 2015)
- Bernardo Ralshonde ("some type of famous actor", mentioned by Homestar Runner in independent, later mentioned by @StrongBadActual)
- Beverly Sportsinterviews
- Boring Johnny (Experimental Film commentary)
- Boston (Guy in Boston that Coach Z once knew, could tell you the time of day at any time of the day, implied to be frequently wrong; The House That Gave Sucky Treats)
- Brain Sister (Summer Short Shorts, Limozeen Live! (practice))
- Buttercup, Marzipan's mule (cheatday DVD commentary)
- Buttless in Betstuy (writes to Scarfgirl magazine in secret identity)
- Cabana Boy (disconnected)
- Chicken Movie Man (Puppets on the Road)
- Coach X and Y (mentioned by Coach Z in A Folky Tale)
- Crazy Prof. Sportsinterviews
- Crush (Lazor guitarist from Limozeen Live! (practice))
- Cute Girl from Sit-Com (sings patriotic song; strong badathlon)
- D. Pweb (mentioned in a @StrongBadActual Tweet)
- D. Squirrel (pop-up)
- Dan
- Dan Kaskoun (Lead Game Cartridge Cleaner of Snake Boxer 5 from Homestar Ruiner)
- Dan Predge (danimator in best thing)
- David D (Assistant Tongue Forker of Snake Boxer 5 from Homestar Ruiner)
- Dean With (studying)
- Delilelia (senior prom)
- Dirk Hosenmower (mentioned on a poster in rated)
- Discover Network Host (In Search of the Yello Dello)
- Dripping Yellow Madness (Cool Things; apparently moved after fifth grade)
- Dumpface (made-up email sender in 50 emails)
- Edd "RabidZombie" Shaw (Beta Max Tester of Snake Boxer 5 from Homestar Ruiner)
- Edgardo J. Sportsman (mentioned by Old-Timey Strong Bad in a Quote of the Week)
- Eric the Viking (character in "Vikings on the Seas"; the movies DVD commentary)
- Fabrosi (Strong Bad's first best friend ever; mentioned in lady...ing)
- The Fangle Jangle (long pants Characters' DVD Commentary)
- F.A.O. Chimendez (credited in The Limozeen Advantage)
- Gary the Legend (Homestar Runner's imaginary tag-team partner in yes, wrestling)
- Geoff (found turtle in his shoe in time capsule)
- Geoff Rondleman (credited in theme song)
- Gerdith (Limozeen's landlord's friend; Limozeen Live! (practice))
- Grandmummer Skinny Tall (dead "grandmummer" of Sharpdene; Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2)
- Grape-Flavored Jell-O With Fruit Floatin' In It (sister of Red Angelo; winter pool)
- Guy up in Paughkeegan (mentioned by Coach Z in The Luau and a Quote of the Week)
- Guy with Kinda Long Hair (theme song)
- Handsome Talking Expert (said they'd buy Senor Cardgage lunch; Senor Mortgage)
- Heather (Soap Box Doiby)
- Hebby Screbby (marked on a grave in Most in the Graveyard)
- Hot Tub T (credited in theme song)
- That Hunchback Kid at School (secret friends with Strong Bad; Decemberween Short Shorts)
- Ike Turner (reviewer in autobiography)
- Inviso-Jeeves (waiter at Strong Bad and The Cheat's invisible restaurant in Drive-Thru)
- "Ironic Costume" (attends TrogdorCon '97)
- Jerome (told to show some respect during the singing of the Strong Badia National Anthem; Homestar Runner possibly alludes to him in anything, when he calls the email sender by this name and demands that he stay after class)
"Class dismissed! 'cept for you, Jerome!"
- Jimnelius Hog-chigger (marked on a grave in Most in the Graveyard)
- Jingle Jangle (long pants Characters' DVD Commentary)
- John Wallace (Graphics Tightener of Snake Boxer 5 from Homestar Ruiner)
- Jon Mollo (best draw man in best thing)
- Joshie (April Fool 2014)
- Juan Aikman (quizmaster of The Show in Non-Sequitur Champion)
- Jumpy Jumperson (mentioned by the Drive-Thru Whale in Homestar Ruiner)
- Just Nobody Sportsinterviews (studying)
- A Kid ("busted his head"; The Baloneyman)
- The Twelve King of Towns (including "Onion King of Town"; original)
- Large Craig (guest star on Peacey P's album from Teen Girl Squad Issue 13)
- Larry (Best Caper Ever)
- Lead Singer (3 wishes)
- Leomardbury Chauceinterviews
- Levert Burtmore
- Lifty Fernandez (lighting of The Show in Non-Sequitur Champion)
- Li'l Spicy (english paper)
- Limozeen's landlord (Limozeen Live! (practice))
- Little Jimmy and his dad (scored the winning lacrosse point; videography)
- Little Marzipan (mentioned in stand-up)
- "Loincloth" (needs to put on five or six more clothes; attends TrogdorCon '97)
- Madam (has a bad tattoo; goes to TrogdorCon '97)
- Madame Bodewell (a judge in pet show)
- Mark Door (lead animator in best thing)
- Mark Grave (That A Ghost)
- "A Marsalis or two" (credited in theme song)
- Moorface (head animator in best thing)
- "Moron from Delivereceivables" (he just made a "You Go Girl" joke; business trip)
- Mort Dougland (death metal)
- The Motion Picture Guy of Free Country USA (mentioned in In Search of the Yello Dello Theatrical Trailer and Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene Theatrical Trailer)
- Mrs. Hardmaster (teacher in underlings)
- Mrs. Partsmatter (teacher of 1st grade class that sings the Strong Badia National Anthem from Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits)
- Ms. Charbroiledburger (teacher in diorama)
- Muffins O. (mentioned on a poster in rated)
- Nobody U. Know (quoted at the beginning of because, as it were in independent)
- Noone (can find Strong Bad wrong; hiding)
- An old lady (Mentioned in Strong Sad's Lament)
- Oolong Singy (credited in japanese cartoon)
- Panini Press (Strong Bad's college girlfriend in Sbemail 136 Alternate Versions)
- Person who shows up thirty minutes late (mentioned by Strong Sad in pet show)
- Person with Accurate Costume (attends TrogdorCon '97)
- "Pikey" (Bleep Composer of Snake Boxer 5 from Homestar Ruiner)
- Plutis (marked on a grave in Most in the Graveyard)
- punkkid87 (asked Strong Bad to draw Trogdor again in theme song)
- Red Angelo (went to Coach Z's health class and has a sister; winter pool)
- Reg (always has the ball)
- Rich (Bubs tries to cover up his death in buried)
- Rip Nife (lead singer of Bigg Nife, not his real name; Baddest of the Bands)
- Ronmartin Realdude (to whom Coach Z is supposedly speaking in an Easter egg in diorama)
- Ronnie Pudding (The House That Gave Sucky Treats)
- Rolando Predge (top animator in best thing)
- Ron Staple (Mentioned in the auto-reply response received when an email is sent to Homestar Runner's email address)
- Rotunda (attends TrogdorCon '97)
- Sarah (one of the animators in Twenty THANXty Six)
- Saucy Jackson (mentioned on a poster in rated)
- Scott (the Deleteheads' friend who has a website in fan club)
- Seb, The Lodge, MN (fake email sender in mile)
- Senator Pencilface (calls Homestar on his twinkie in Where the Crap Are We?)
- Shari Deulitt-Shoenstein (Limozeen's Hot Babelien Odyssey instruction manual; Baddest of the Bands)
- Sid Hoffrenchman (credited in theme song)
- Simone (mentioned in bottom 10, Strong Badia the Free, and April Fool 2014)
- Skinny Blonde Girl (spinning Strong Bad in circles, from theme party)
- Smarmy Cafe (credited in theme song)
- Some Kid From Alabama ("kinda sucks"; On Break)
- Somebody (told Strong Bad that you were stupid and now he believes them; Strong Bad Sings)
- Sports Player and his uncle (signed a contract worth a bunch of money; underlings)
- St. Cadaverstump (The House That Gave Sucky Tricks, owner of St. Cadaverstump's Morgue-tuary)
- Guy named Stan (website)
- Stan (Cool Things, former employee at Bubs' Concession Stand)
- Steakface McGee (seen on a grave in That A Ghost)
- Stiny
- Sugar-face (Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2)
- Taco-Man (Halloween Potion-ma-jig)
- The Tawdry Man (asks Strong Bad if he "enloys reasing"; sbemail 206)
- Tess Ballthrow (credited in theme song)
- Tempe Sam (studying)
- Tex Arcana (reviewer in autobiography)
- "That lady" who gives Pom Pom a hundred bucks (in 3 Times Halloween Funjob)
- The Homestar Runner's dog (possibly named "Old Eyelids"; mentioned in 20X6 vs. 1936)
- The Overripe MC (guest star on Peacey P's album from Teen Girl Squad Issue 13)
- Tim "Timmers" Ballthrow (credited in theme song)
- Told Salliaveri (did the special make-up effects for "Regenerator 4" in disconnected)
- Tom Stapleman (name of one of the placeholder emails in strongbad_email.exe Disc One)
- Trina (moving in with college Bubs in rated)
- Trina LaBoo (an actress starring in two of the films mentioned in rated)
- Two Batches (a hobo The Homestar Runner knew that got run o'er by a train; Kick the Can DVD commentary)
- Van Mundegaarde (Strong Bad's main man, mentioned in Strong Bad Email 2 years)
- Vera (Shut Up Lady's friend; licensed)
- Wibe Chimendez (apparently a vaudeville performer, credited in Sickly Sam's Big Outing)
- Widow Jankroe (Homestar is talking to her at the office; Homestar also calls Strong Bad "Mrs. Jankroe" in Costume Commercial; from too cool)
- Wilbur (hiding)
- Youdbetterbelieveit Chimendez (credited in high school)
Mentioned by fictional characters within the Homestar Runner universe
- Blue Laser Commander's Nana (mentioned in Cheat Commandos...O's and Let us give TANKS!)
- Chezmerelda (book character in modeling)
- D n' D Greg's parents (magic trick)
- Kaitlin (Any Teen Girl Squad character's real dad's 22-year-old girlfriend; Homestar Ruiner Teen Girl Squad)
- Kowalski (Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque)
- Mr. Pagliogaglioleri (Gangster boss; Homestar Ruiner Teen Girl Squad)
- Olda Boy 2's mom (Teen Girl Squad Issue 5)
- Parson Jim (book character in bottom 10)
- Reynold's girlfriend (left him; Cheat Commandos)
- Reynold's parents (mentioned in Let us give TANKS!)
- Reynaldo Crake (An Important Rap Song DVD commentary)
- Rubble D, presumably a prison inmate from Teen Girl Squad Issue 11.
- Runoff Camdidate Cory (Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2)
Not Seen Completely
Characters whose faces are always either cut off by the border of the toon or silhouetted.
- A. Chimendez (The Next Epi-Snowed)
- Boss Tweed (Ballad of The Sneak)
- The Chief
- Crack Stuntman's Girlfriend
- Don Knotts
- Fat hairy man in a Duckie Shirt (your funeral)
- Four Crazy Go Nuts University freshmen (On Break)
- Grandmaw Auntpaw
- Man with Papers (A Decemberween Mackerel)
- The Shareholders
- Singer in The Cheat Theme Song
- Some women at a party (The Li'l Brudder Show)
- The S.W.A.T. team (Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque)
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- Background dancers (Rap Song)
- Moses Malone
