Trogdor's Fiery Rage (video)
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- This article is about the song. For other uses, see Trogdor's Fiery Rage.
For the Trogdor!! The Board Game Rulebook EP, Brainkrieg plays a song about Trogdor's Fiery Rage. Homestar wants to know if you won.
Cast (in order of appearance): Sci-Fi Greg, D n' D Greg, Open Source Greg, Japanese Culture Greg, What's Her Face, Brainkrieg, Trogdor, Homestar Runner
Places: School Stage
Date: Friday, May 10, 2019
Running time: 2:47
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Transcript
{The four Gregs are standing around a table playing Trogdor!! The Board Game}
D N' D GREG: And then the knight moves... {moving a knight meeple} west, north, north, east! {the knight ends on Trogdor's tile}
JAPANESE CULTURE GREG: Oh no!
OPEN SOURCE GREG: We've been hit by a knight with an empty trog-meter! {close-up on the empty meter}
SCI-FI GREG: {throwing up his arms in despair} We lost the game!
D N' D GREG: Now just wait a minute gentlemen...
{Reverse shot shows What's Her Face at the other end of the table}
D N' D GREG: ...and the one lady we've found who will tolerate us.
WHAT'S HER FACE: {bows} S'right!
D N' D GREG: Trogdor has one more trick up his spikey wristband that he wears in my head-canon!
JAPANESE CULTURE GREG: What is it?
{Zoom into D N' D Greg's chest as drums start. Cut to Brainkrieg performing onstage.}
Trogdor's Fiery Rage
| Lyrics | Visuals |
|---|---|
| So you lost the game | Brainkrieg are on a stage. |
| Well that's really lame | Cut to closeup on the Brainkrieg guitarist. |
| But Troggie's got a fire | The top right corner of the speech bubble is on fire. |
| That cannot be contained! | Cut to the stage. |
| Trogdor's Fiery Rage! | Cut to Trogdor walking over board tiles, breathing fire. The tiles are then burnt. |
| Draw five cards! Trogdor's Fiery Rage! Five movement cards! | Cut to the band. |
| Trogdor's Fiery Rage! | Cut to a man with hairy legs stands on a scale printed with 'TROGDOR'S FIERY RAGE'. The dial moves from the left side to the right side. |
| Draw five cards! | Cut to five movement cards that appear one at a time, with the text 'draw 5 cards!' on the top of the screen. |
| Trogdor's Fiery Rage! | Fire appears from the left side. The cards are burnt into ash. |
| He gets wraparound | Cut to a Trogdor board with a deck of cards, an empty Trog Meter, a knight, and a peasant. Trogdor moves three squares to the right, and then jumps to the leftside of the board. The cards he steps on are blackened. |
| Burns everything down | Cut to DnD Greg daydreaming about Trogdor wearing a spiky arm bracelet and burninating a house tile. The tile is flipped over to the 'burninated' side. |
| Just by touching it | Cut to Trogdor on a board with a two knights and a peasant. He moves right, right, up, and right, knocking over the pieces and turning the tiles black. |
| Except the archer lives | Cut to the guitarist next to the archers piece. The archers smile upon being told they live. |
| Trogdor's Fiery Rage! Draw five cards! Trogdor's Fiery Rage! Five movement cards! | Cut to the band. |
| Trogdor's Fiery Rage! Draw five cards! | Cut to Trogdor flying through the air. |
| Trogdor's Fiery Rage! | Trogdor is now carrying all four Gregs, and wears a black spiked bracelet on his arm. He gives a thumbs up as he flies over the band. |
{Cut back to the Gregs' and What's Her Face's game, where every piece has been burninated}
SCI-FI GREG: Trogdor's fiery rage was successful!!
OPEN SOURCE GREG: I'm sure that success will extend into our social lives!
{Everyone present is suddenly squashed by a deck of Brainkrieg playing cards}
BRAINKRIEG: {spoken} Deck of cards!
Jugga jigga wugga.
{Blackout, which lasts for about sixteen seconds before pieces of the toon start playing glitchily at random}
{Sci-Fi Greg appears, unaccompanied by any other characters or props}
SCI-FI GREG: We lost the ga—! {all but his left arm disappears}
{A tune plays as Brainkrieg's drummer appears briefly, then cut to meeples moving on their own on a blank page}
D N' D GREG: {offscreen} West, south, south... {the background goes black and the meeples vanish one by one}
{A slow drum beat starts as Homestar Runner ducks in from the bottom}
Did You Win?
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {speaking in rhythm}
Did you win?
Did you win?
I take it you were playing Trogdor!! The Board Game
So did you win?
Was it a real close shave?
Or did you win handily?
Did you play it with some friends?
Or peoples chosen randomly?
Did you have a good time?
Did you think it was worth the purchase price?
I hope that you enjoyed yourself
'Cause that would make me feel oh so nice
{singing off-key}
I know you can't see my face
So you can tell how serious this is
But I really want to know
{speaking} That's why I'm givin' you this game outcome quiz
Did you win?
So, so, did you win?
I heard you were playing Trogdor!! The Board Game
And I just really want to know if you did
Fun Facts
Trivia
- This is the first appearance of Brainkrieg since Decomposing Pumpkins, about nine years and seven months prior.
Goofs
- When the lyrics "That cannot be contained!" are shown onstage, the word "cannot" is written as "can not".
Inside References
- Brainkrieg ends their song with a phrase beginning with D-E ("deck of cards"), followed by "jugga jigga wugga", as they did in death metal.
