Toons By Length

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Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2 is the longest toon on the site, with a daunting time of thirty-one minutes and nine seconds.

500 The Cheats is the shortest toon on the site, with a time of thirty-two seconds.

This is a list of every toon in order of length.

The longest official toon is Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2 (I Killed Pom Pom counting only Flash toons), and the shortest is 500 The Cheats. Counting unofficial toons (for example, those that are absent from the Toons menu), the longest toon is the SBCG4AP Playthrough live stream at nearly two hours, and the shortest toon is Strong Bad's three-second cameo in Dad's Garage's Kickstarter video.

Statistics

Type of Toon	Average	Total
Big Toons	4:38	1:41:59
Shorts	2:22	2:19:50
Holiday Toons	4:43 (including Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2) 4:11 (not including Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2)	4:00:52
Puppet Stuff	1:54	30:30
Powered by The Cheat	2:15	22:30
Teen Girl Squad	2:26	36:39
Marzipan's Answering Machine	5:17 (including Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2) 3:41 (not including Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2)	1:30:05
New Stuff	2:33 (all) 3:21 (hremails only) 1:45 (non-hremails only)	15:21
Character Videos	0:52	10:28
Skills of an Artist	2:07	38:10
YouTube	2:17	18:20
Kickstarter	35:11 (including live streams) 6:10 (not including live streams)	5:51:52
Halloween Teasers	0:48 (including Halloween Safety) 0:41 (not including Halloween Safety)	6:29
Other	1:03	37:09
All (including emails)	4:42	28:38:22
All (not including emails)	4:50	18:58:51

These data are as of Mr. Poofers Must Die (October 30, 2018).

List

Big Toons

Rank	Length	Toon
#1	7:02	Homestar Runner Goes For the Gold
#2	6:45	In Search of the Yello Dello New Version
#3	6:18	Where's The Cheat?
#4	6:00	Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon
#5	5:36	The Luau
#6	5:35	DNA Evidence
#7	5:24	Kick-A-Ball
#8	5:10	2 Part Episode: Part 2
#8	5:10	Bug in Mouth Disease
#10	4:56	Shopping for Danger
#11	4:37	Weclome Back
#12	4:25	Career Day
#12	4:25	Strongest Man in the World
#14	4:17	Date Nite
#15	4:10	2 Part Episode: Part 1
#15	4:10	A Folky Tale
#17	4:00	Cool Things
#17	4:00	A Jorb Well Done
#19	3:32	In Search of the Yello Dello Old Version
#20	2:38	Parsnips A-Plenty
#21	2:23	The Reddest Radish
#22	1:26	The King of Town DVD

Shorts

Rank	Length	Toon
#1	6:10	Limozeen vs. Sloshy
#2	5:30	Kick the Can
#3	4:15	Commandos in the Classroom
#4	4:10	The Next Epi-Snowed
#5	3:56	Donut Unto Others
#6	3:50	Lookin at a Thing in a Bag
#7	3:48	Compy Catalog
#7	3:48	Where My Hat Is At?
#9	3:20	4 Gregs
#10	3:10	Trogdor Con '97
#11	3:07	No Hands On Deck!
#12	3:04	Characters from Yonder Website
#13	3:00	Experimental Film
#13	3:00	Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer
#13	3:00	Strong Bad Classics!
#13	3:00	The Animated Adventures of Puppet Homestar
#13	3:00	The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw
#18	2:54	The King of Town's Very Own Quite Popular Cartoon Show!!
#19	2:52	Summer Short Shorts
#20	2:50	Ever and More!
#21	2:48	The Baloneyman
#22	2:47	The Interview
#23	2:46	Play Date
#24	2:40	Where U Goin' 2?
#25	2:24	On Break
#25	2:24	Fluffy Puff Commercial
#27	2:19	Drive-Thru
#28	2:13	Cheat Commandos...O's
#29	2:11	Somber Vacation
#30	2:05	Loading Screens
#30	2:05	Ballad of the Sneak
#32	2:02	Pistols for Pandas
#33	2:01	An Important Rap Song
#34	2:00	Flash is Dead!
#34	2:00	The Li'l Brudder Show
#36	1:55	20X6 vs. 1936
#37	1:53	Limozeen Live!
#38	1:50	Blubb-O's Commercial
#39	1:48	Quality Time
#40	1:45	Sbemail 150?!?
#41	1:44	Arcade Game
#41	1:44	Strong Bad is a Bad Guy
#43	1:43	Sick Day
#44	1:42	Strong Bad Sings
#44	1:42	Coach Z's 110%
#46	1:31	One Two, One Two
#47	1:30	Place ya bets!
#48	1:22	Senor Mortgage
#49	1:19	79 Seconds Left
#50	1:15	Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene
#51	1:10	Peasant's Quest Preview
#52	1:06	The System is Down
#53	1:03	Cheat Commandos
#53	1:03	Mr. Shmallow
#55	1:00	Theme Song Video
#56	0:56	Meet Marshie
#57	0:54	Squintmojis
#57	0:54	The Cheatar
#59	0:32	500 The Cheats

Holiday Toons

Rank	Length	Toon
#1	31:09	Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2
#2	9:25	Mr. Poofers Must Die
#3	7:48	I Killed Pom Pom
#4	7:22	Decemberween Dangeresque
#5	6:58	Hooked on Decemberween
#6	6:52	The Next April Fools Thing
#7	6:44	Jibblies 2
#8	6:43	Decemberween In July
#9	6:25	Most in the Graveyard
#10	6:05	Halloween Fairstival
#10	6:05	Decemberween Short Shorts
#12	6:00	3 Times Halloween Funjob
#12	6:00	Halloween Potion-ma-jig
#14	5:57	Doomy Tales of the Macabre
#15	5:34	Fan Costumes 2017
#16	5:32	Pumpkin Carve-nival
#17	5:30	The House That Gave Sucky Tricks
#18	5:12	sbemail206
#19	5:06	Later That Night...
#20	5:04	Homestarloween Party
#21	5:04	Fan Costumes 2016
#22	4:48	Fan Costumes '09
#23	4:47	April Fool 2014
#24	4:43	The Best Decemberween Ever
#25	4:31	Haunted Photo Booth
#26	4:23	A Decemberween Pageant
#27	4:20	Homestar Presents: Presents
#28	4:08	Fan Costumes 07
#29	4:06	Fan Costumes 06
#30	4:00	The House That Gave Sucky Treats
#30	4:00	That A Ghost
#32	3:57	Fan Costumes 08
#33	3:28	Fall Float Parade
#34	3:25	Record Store Day
#35	3:10	Fan Costumes 2015
#36	3:05	More Fan Costumes
#37	2:50	Senorial Day
#38	2:43	Best Caper Ever
#39	2:28	Fan Costume Commentary
#40	1:49	Happy Trogday
#41	1:47	Under Construction
#42	1:40	Halloween Safety
#42	1:40	Malloween Commercial
#44	1:38	A Holiday Greeting
#45	1:30	Happy Fireworks
#46	1:12	HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!
#47	1:03	A Mother's Day Message
#48	1:00	Snowglobe
#49	0:48	Rotten Eggs
#50	0:39	Superbowl Dealie
#50	0:39	Some Stupid Turkey

Puppet Stuff

Rank	Length	Toon
#1	7:22	Decemberween Dangeresque
#2	2:22	Marshie vs. Little Girl
#3	2:12	Dangeresque: Puppet Squad
#4	2:10	Biz Cas Fri 3
#5	2:00	Biz Cas Fri 2
#5	2:00	Labor Dabor
#7	1:50	Biz Cas Fri 1
#8	1:25	Homestar vs. Other Little Girl
#9	1:14	Puppet Jam: Bad Jokes
#10	1:11	Puppet Jam: Tropical Lazor Beams
#10	1:11	Puppet Time
#12	1:10	Puppet Jam: Vitamins/Celebrities
#13	1:08	Strong Bad vs. Little Girl
#14	1:07	Homestar vs. Little Girl 2
#15	1:06	Puppet Jam: Mission Control
#16	1:02	Everybody Knows It

Powered by The Cheat

Rank	Length	Toon
#1	3:19	Fish Eye Lens
#2	2:40	Rap Song
#2	2:40	Mile
#4	2:35	New Boots
#5	2:17	Trogdor Was Dragon Man
#6	2:08	Crystal Fortress
#7	1:56	Everybody to the Limit
#7	1:56	The Cheat Theme Song
#9	1:47	Trudgemank
#10	1:12	Crazy Cartoon

Teen Girl Squad

Rank	Length	Toon
#1	4:14	Teen Girl Squad Issue 15
#2	3:40	Teen Girl Squad Issue 14
#3	3:30	Teen Girl Squad Issue 11
#3	3:30	Teen Girl Squad Issue 10
#5	3:25	Teen Girl Squad Issue 13
#6	3:20	Teen Girl Squad Issue 12
#7	2:24	Teen Girl Squad Issue 8
#8	2:05	Teen Girl Squad Issue 9
#9	1:57	Teen Girl Squad Issue 5
#10	1:53	Teen Girl Squad Issue 7
#11	1:38	Teen Girl Squad Issue 4
#12	1:37	Teen Girl Squad Issue 3
#13	1:22	Teen Girl Squad Issue 6
#14	1:12	Teen Girl Squad Issue 2
#15	0:52	Teen Girl Squad Issue 1

Marzipan's Answering Machine

Rank	Length	Toon
#1	31:09	Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2
#2	5:39	Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2
#3	4:50	Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0
#4	4:42	Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 16.2
#5	4:24	Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2
#6	4:06	Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2
#7	3:57	Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1.0
#8	3:56	Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 4.0
#9	3:30	Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2
#10	3:18	Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3.0
#11	3:17	Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2
#12	3:16	Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2
#12	3:16	Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0
#14	3:04	Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 6.0
#15	2:39	Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2
#16	2:38	Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0
#17	2:24	Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 2.0

New Stuff

Rank	Length	Toon
#1	3:50	Hremail 7
#2	3:09	Hremail 2000
#3	3:06	Hremail 62
#4	2:46	Sbemailiarized!
#5	2:00	SBCG4AP Advertisement
#6	0:30	Workin' on the Game

Character Videos

Rank	Length	Toon
#1	1:15	Strong Sad's Character Video
#2	1:09	Strong Bad's Character Video
#3	0:59	Homestar Runner's Character Video
#4	0:58	The Cheat's Character Video
#4	0:58	Marzipan's Character Video
#6	0:54	Bubs's Character Video
#7	0:51	Coach Z's Character Video
#8	0:49	Pom Pom's Character Video
#9	0:47	The King of Town's Character Video
#10	0:38	Homsar's Character Video
#11	0:36	The Poopsmith's Character Video
#12	0:34	Strong Mad's Character Video

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Skills of an Artist

Rank	Length	Toon
#1	4:23	Skills of an Artist LIVE!!
#2	2:52	Really Cool Boat
#3	2:19	Guitar
#4	2:15	Draccus
#5	2:13	Tennis Shorts
#6	2:09	Diskette
#6	2:09	Cornucopia
#8	2:08	Large Bean
#9	2:05	Cartoon Characters
#10	1:58	Strong Sad's Severed Soolnds
#11	1:54	Sammich
#12	1:52	Barf Bag
#13	1:50	Clownbread
#14	1:48	Classic Stand-up Arcade Game
#15	1:38	Muscleman
#15	1:38	Cannonmouth
#17	1:36	Posh Toilet Paper
#18	1:23	Eagle

YouTube Exclusive

Rank	Length	Toon
#1	4:38	independent YouTube version
#2	3:09	Joystick Wagglin' with Videlectrix: Halloween Edition
#3	1:53	Strong Bad Gameways
#4	1:16	Record Store Day 2018
#5	1:09	Greatest American Homestar
#6	1:03	Stack 'Em to the Heavens!
#7	0:19	Coach Z pukes in dude's toupee

Trogdor!! The Board Game Kickstarter

Rank	Length	Toon
#1	1:48:11	SBCG4AP Playthrough
#2	1:29:55	Trogdor Playthrough with Strong Bad & friends!
#3	1:01:01	Final Hours Playthrough
#4	55:44	Trogdor Live Playtest @ GenCon
#5	15:38	Six-Sadded, Die
#6	8:36	Six-Sadded, Die: Don't Make Daddy P.O.'d
#7	4:53	Six-Sadded, Die. - Peasant Burnination
#8	4:30	Six-Sadded, Die. - Trogdor's Fiery Rage
#9	3:43	Wyrmwood Video
#10	2:39	Trogdor!! The Board Game (video)
#11	1:55	Meeple Grove

Halloween Teasers

Rank	Length	Toon
#1	1:40	Halloween Safety
#2	0:55	The House That Gave Sucky Tricks Teaser
#3	0:46	Haunted Photo Booth Teaser
#4	0:43	Doomy Tales of the Macabre Teaser
#4	0:43	Jibblies 2 Teaser
#6	0:41	Most in the Graveyard Teaser
#7	0:36	Mr. Poofers Must Die Teaser
#8	0:25	Later That Night... Teaser

Other

Rank	Length	Toon
#1	5:30	Coffee Town with Homestar + Mike
#2	5:15	Dad's Garage & Friends - 13 Jun 2015
#3	3:38	W00tstock - 18 Jul 2013
#4	2:11	These peoples try to fade me
#5	2:02	Lappynapped!
#6	2:00	SBCG4AP Gameplay Trailer
#7	1:52	First Time Here?
#8	1:26	Super NES
#9	1:15	Broken Compy Menu
#10	1:10	Non-Sequitur Champion
#11	1:04	Pom Pom, Too
#12	0:53	Strong Bad reads "The Ocelot and the Porridge Maiden" (Teaser Trailer)
#13	0:45	Sam & Max Season Two Alternate Ending 101
#14	0:43	Field Day Intro
#15	0:35	Eggs
#16	0:34	Respectably French!
#17	0:32	Intro 2
#18	0:30	Not the 100th Email!!!
#19	0:27	King of Town Email
#20	0:25	Page Load Error
#21	0:24	Happy T!
#22	0:23	Homestar and Marzipan's Thank You Message
#23	0:20	Intro
#23	0:20	Flag Intro
#23	0:20	Ween Intro
#26	0:17	King of Town Intro
#26	0:17	Late Night Thank You Message
#28	0:15	Old Intro 2
#28	0:15	Old Intro
#30	0:11	Strong Bad and The Cheat's Thank You Message
#31	0:08	The Aquabats Super Show Kickstarter
#32	0:06	Back Door Message
#33	0:05	Bubs's Thank You Message
#34	0:03	Dad's Garage Celebrity Endorsement Kickstarter Video

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 [[Image:dangmuffinspie.png|thumb|'''[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]]''' is the longest toon on the site, with a daunting time of thirty-one minutes and nine seconds.]]
 [[File:500Cheats.PNG|thumb|'''[[500 The Cheats]]''' is the shortest toon on the site, with a time of thirty-two seconds.]]