Toilets

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Toilets are an item that have frequently appeared in the Homestar Runner universe, in many differing shapes and forms. Although toilets were mentioned early on in such instances as Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1.0 and halloweener, they didn't appear anywhere on the site until late '02.

Appearances

• A Decemberween Pageant — Strong Sad appeared to be "up-chucking" in a stall.
  • Similarily, The Kaiser can be seen coming out of a latrine in the Ballad of The Sneak. However, in both instances the actual toilet was not seen, they were simply alluded to behind a closed door.
• Email kids' book (Easter egg) — Strong Bad modified a trophy to resemble a toilet in his parody book Strumstar Hammer, referred to as a "comode" [sic].
• Email video games — The email intro is "Email is like a prison. A prison with no walls... and no toilet."
• Email for kids — A toilet is drawn by Strong Bad in the background for his kids' show.
• Email the facts — A clay toilet appeared in Strong Mad's claymation cartoon, Doug the Dino.
• Shopping for Danger — A toilet is seen Shopping for Danger.
• Halloween Fairstival — A toilet is seen in Coach Z's locker room, which Coach Z pronounces as "terlet".
• Teen Girl Squad Issue 9 — Port-O-John is a portable toilet.
• A Folky Tale — Coach Z claimed that Saddy Dumpington's name sounded like a "terlet".
• Halloween Potion-ma-jig — One of the stirring utensils Homestar can earn is a "terlet brush".
• Email candy product — Strong Bad is seen in the bathroom (presumably sitting on a toilet) and reading a newspaper.
  • He is again seen reading a newspaper in the bathroom in underlings and in hremail3184.
• Email unnatural — Bubs grows to gargantuan size when he accidentally flushes himself down the toilet. In an easter egg, Strong Bad can be seen trying the same thing.
• Sketchbook — The entry for 5 May 2007 shows an alligator in a toilet, holding a piece of paper.
• Teen Girl Squad Issue 13 — A French toilet crushes Cheerleader with a plunger.
• Email hiding — A toilet appears in Strong Bad's bathroom.
• Jibblies 2 — The Horrible Painting has a urinal in his place inside the picture.
• 2 Part Episode: Part 1 — Reynold's "office" contains a toilet.
• 2 Part Episode: Part 2 — The toilet from Part 1 makes another appearance. Gunhaver admires its green water. Also, the beginning of the episode states that the episode was "written on the john" by A. Chimendez.

Screenshots

"I think he might be up-chucking"	"Ach du Lieber!"	The Homestar Runner and Pom-Pom take home the porcelain.	It's not a kids' show without some toilet humor
The natural predator of Doug the Dino	Now with less mildew	"You guys didn't even get yer candy out of the terlet!"	So-And-So's new leading man
Connect the dots	EAU DE TOiLETTE!	This toilet has the green water in it!