The Only Girl

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Since Marzipan is the only main character that is female in the Homestar Runner universe, characters sometimes lampshade that fact by remarking about it.

Contents 1 Appearances 2 Other Female Characters 2.1 Secondary Characters 2.2 Unseen Characters 2.3 Characters from Sub-Universes 2.4 Puppet Stuff 2.5 Pseudocharacters 3 See Also

[edit] Appearances

• Who Said What Now? — When Marzipan is clicked on, she says "I'm the only girl."
• Homestar Runner's Character Video — Homestar says he dates the only girl.
• Email marzipan — Emily, the author of the email, mentions that the only girl she's seen even near Strong Bad is Marzipan.
• Halloween Potion-ma-jig — When Homestar turns into Freaky Marzipan, Marzipan says "Hooray! I'm not the only girl!"
• Why Come Only One Girl? — The entire toon and commentary explain why Marzipan is the only girl on the website. The commentary also explains The Brothers Chaps' numerous attempts at introducing another female character.
• Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 15.2 — Bubs asks Marzipan if she can introduce him to other ladies she might know, since she isn't his type.
• Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2 — Strong Bad leaves a prank call pretending to be the new girl character, "Sharpdene", who acknowledges the fact that Marzipan was the only girl.

[edit] Other Female Characters

Despite Marzipan's being the only female among the main characters, there exist several secondary characters as well as characters from other created sub-universes.

[edit] Secondary Characters

• Fraulein Pom Pom, the mother of Pom Pom (from Pom Pom, Too)
• An unnamed blonde audience member standing behind Mr. Bland in Marshmallow's Last Stand
• The Yello Dello
• Champeen (from Dancin' Bubs and Why Come Only One Girl?)
• Pom Pom's girlfriends
• The female Sad Kid
• Modestly Hot Homsar (imagined by Strong Bad)
• Pom Pom's hypothetical sister, Stella Do (imagined by Strong Bad in Family Resemblence)
• Marshie's mother (from retirement)
• Preshy, The Hurricane, and Folly, and other rejected characters (from Why Come Only One Girl?)
• Crack Stuntman's girlfriend (partially unseen)
• Grandmaw Auntpaw
• The Porridge Maiden (presumably fictional)

[edit] Unseen Characters

• The Shut Up Lady
• Marzipan's cousin Debra (mentioned in Happy Dethemberween and senior prom)
• Bubs's first wife (mentioned in fan club)
• Bubs's sister (mentioned in Most in the Graveyard)
• Marzipan's sister (mentioned in Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2)
• Humidibot's girlfriend Humidibeth (mentioned in Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2)

[edit] Characters from Sub-Universes

• Marzipan's variations:
  • Old-Timey Marzipan
  • Marzi-Mei
  • M.Z. Pan
  • Character 5
• From Teen Girl Squad:
  • Cheerleader, So and So, What's Her Face, and The Ugly One — According to The Brothers Chaps, it was the introduction of Teen Girl Squad that curtailed their efforts at creating another main-universe female character.
  • Mrs. Commanderson, Mrs. So-and-so-erson, Learner's Permit Girl, Mindy and her friends, Momkins, Daphne, Mrs. Frillsneck, Meredith, Kimberly, Chizuko, Medusa, Color Guard Maiden
• From Cheat Commandos:
  • Foxface, the only female Cheat Commando (One of the traits on her container even says "Not one of the guys!!")
  • New Bad Guy Girl Character
  • Gunhavette
• From Powered by The Cheat:
  • Baby Styles
  • Laconic
• The female character from Dullard
• The little girl from A Folky Tale
• Advantage

[edit] Puppet Stuff

• Little Girl
• Other Little Girl
• Very, Very Little Girl

[edit] Pseudocharacters

• Wormdingler
• Marzipan's guitar Carol
• Marzipan's microwave Mrs. Bennedetto
• Female Lappy 486
• Cardboard Marzipan
• Belinda

[edit] See Also

• Strong Bad's Ladies
• Pom Pom's Girls
• Parents
• Unseen Characters