The King of Town DVD Commentary

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Strong Bad does the commentary of The King of Town DVD while the cartoon plays.

Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad

Transcript

STRONG BAD: Uh, hello and welcome to The King of Town special edition DVD. I am your host, America's number one son and sweetheart to all the ladies, Strong Bad. You're probably wondering what I'm doing the commentary on this cartoon for, and it's because they didn't put me in the freakin' cartoon, so, the least they could do is let me make fun of it. So, let's uh, let's begin.

{Cartoon starts}

Okay, now, this guy does not belong in cartoons. From what I understand, he's everybody's least favorite character, and I don't understand how he got his own freakin' cartoon, and I haven't even got... my own cartoon yet.

Oh, and the special effects here; look at that piece of crap! I mean, I really think that was a piece of crap tied to some strings... that they just... pulled up behind the mountains, you know...

And here comes mister prancy-time himself, Homestar Runner, to save the day. Personally, I don't know what he's doing not wearing his hat, because, he looks kinda creepy whe—when he doesn't wear his baseball hat. Or whatever that hat is, you got the propeller on it... I mean, I hate everything about that guy.

Oh, now this guy had some class. The Blacksmith, that guy was a good guy. I hung out with him after the cartoon; we had some good times. Yeah, we—oh, and this freakin' guy, man, he STANK SO BAD! I mean...you know, I would say that he smelled like crap, but that wouldn't go far enough enough. Imagine the worst thing you ever smelled, and pretend that took a crap. That's what he smelled like. And this little guy, he gave me the creeps... I don't trust that guy any farther than I could throw him.

Oh, and Homestar wearing the graduate cap... I'll tell you what, I mean, Homestar never graduated from anything in his life. And, uh, that little X he just made... To tell you the truth, I don't think that he would ever be able to tell you that it was an X because I'm pretty sure he doesn't know the alphabet and I'm almost positive that he can't read, so. Oh yeah, everyone has a good laugh...

And that place, the King of Town does not live in that castle! I can tell you that right now. I mean, like, he lives in like some two bedroom job next door to me. It's kinda run down and creepy, actually. Yeah, you don't want to go over there, man.

External Links

• watch the commentary
• view the Flash file for the commentary
• hear the alternate version of the commentary

The King of Town Special Edition DVD
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