The King of Town's Food
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Revision as of 10:07, 8 July 2013
The King of Town's Food is the collection of products that are chosen by The King of Town for primary consumption. His diet is odd even by Homestar Runner standards.
Image | Appearances | Description |
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suntan, the bet |
Animal PhatA food apparently made of animal fat that The King of Town took from Strong Bad in suntan. It later appeared on the top shelf of The King of Town's food cabinet in the bet. | |
Who Said What Now?, The House That Gave Sucky Treats, Revenge of the King, suntan, the bet, Baddest of the Bands |
Anything with "butter" in the name | |
the bet |
Army-Style MayoArmy-Style Mayo is a military-worthy brand of mayonnaise. Strong Bad left an open can of it in The King of Town's ventilation ducts as a practical joke. | |
the bet |
Awwww Gratin PotatesA 200-pound bag of Awwww Gratin Potates is stocked by The King of Town in his pantry. He is particularly proud of the fact that his bag is of the 1983 "vintage." This foodstuff is a spin on the thinly sliced potatoes and cheese dish known as "au gratin." | |
Homestar Ruiner |
Bananas | |
Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon |
Biscuit dough | |
Baddest of the Bands |
Bleached buttered bats | |
Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2 |
Buffalo wings | |
the bet |
Butter-daButter-da is apparently some form of automotive fluid, but The King of Town enjoys it and advertises it as a "soda." Its tagline is "They tell me not to, but I still drinks it!" Butter-da's disclaimer: "Butter-da is noh hush a bush push leopold." | |
Homestar Ruiner |
Buttermilk | |
Homestar Ruiner, Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective |
Cake | |
3 Times Halloween Funjob |
Candy corn-shaped Halloween lights | |
monster truck |
Cardboard boxes covered in syrup | |
Halloween Potion-ma-jig |
Chicken (both baked and Kentucky Fried) | |
Strong Badia the Free |
Chili mac | |
Homestar Ruiner |
Chocolate-covered organic packing peanuts | |
Marzipan's Answering Machine version 16.2 |
Chocolate dipped tapeworm | |
Homestar Ruiner |
Cold cuts | |
suntan, the bet |
Cocoa ButterCocoa Butter originally belonged to Strong Bad, but was stolen by The King of Town in suntan. | |
Character Videos |
Corndog batterThroughout his character video, The King of Town is anticipating finishing his speech and consuming the contents of a bowl he's holding, which turned out to be filled up with Corndog batter. | |
diorama |
Cotton balls | |
Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective |
Danish | |
retirement |
Denture tabletsHe eats these as after-dinner mints. | |
secret recipes |
DeodorantVarious brands and styles of deodorant are often snacked upon by The King of Town, especially while he is watching the soap opera Caleb Rentpayer. The deodorant labels include: "X-treme Glacier", "Old Mountain Fog", "Arctic Pure", "De-odor Cake", "Forest Rush", and "Tundra Mist." It is interesting to note that nearly all of them are named after biomes. According to the King of Town, they're "strong enough for a man but tasty enough for a king". Strong Bad tried to gross out or make puke of The King of Town by eating a Speed Stick with white chocolate inside. | |
Donut Unto Others |
Doughnuts | |
Baddest of the Bands |
Electrical cable | |
the movies |
FajitasThe King of Town sneaks these fajitas into the movie theater in the movies, claiming that they, along with the mariachi band accompanying his dinner, were all in his box of Milk Duds. | |
Toikey TV |
Fried turkey | |
Jibblies 2, Homestar Ruiner, Strong Badia the Free |
Giblets | |
more armies |
Giblet gravy | |
record book |
Giant Pile of SaltThe King of Town sucks up a giant pile of "Standard Nathan Brand" salt in record book. After eating this, he suffered multiple heart attacks (although he was not debilitated by them) which occurred in such close succession that they seemed like the hiccups. Next to the giant pile, there is the salt shaker from Meet Marshie. | |
Homestar Presents: Presents |
Gravied Yams | |
Homestarloween Party, The House That Gave Sucky Treats, Revenge of the King, Halloween Fairstival, Homestar Presents: Presents, Halloween Potion-ma-jig, Tis True, Pom Pom, Tis True |
Ham | |
Most in the Graveyard |
Hello Kitty erasers | |
Decemberween Short Shorts |
Himself | |
His character video |
His mustache | |
Homestar Ruiner |
His foot | |
Homestar Ruiner |
His tongue | |
the bet |
Ice Style CreamIce Style Cream is an ice cream product favored by The King of Town. Only three flavors are mentioned: "choco-gravy", "maybe mint?", and "casserole flavor". | |
Strong Badia the Free |
Jelly beans | |
Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 2.0 |
Lamb | |
keep cool |
Lard WiptLard Wipt is a brand name of canned whipped topping. In an Easter egg, the The King of Town sneaks up behind Strong Sad with a cherry and a can of Lard Wipt, in response to Strong Bad's comment earlier in the email about Strong Sad's "disturbing soft-serve flip". | |
Decemberween Short Shorts |
Last Three Items in the Pantry SpecialIn response to (ornament) Strong Bad's threat that he would stuff The (ornament) King Of Town "full of coal", The King replied that that "wouldn't be the first time", and offered a recipe for, by any sane analysis, disaster. This concoction consists of onion salt, hot sauce, and lumps of coal, and costs $f.ood. | |
flashback |
Lifetime Supply of fishsticksIn flashback, a lifetime supply of fishsticks pops out of the egg (and a The Cheat). In an Easter egg, it is implied that the then svelt, young Prince of Town ate the fishsticks, and this is why the King is so weighty today. | |
Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective |
Macadamias | |
One Two, One Two |
Marshmallows | |
original |
Mayonnaise | |
Homestar Ruiner |
Meatballs | |
the movies |
Milk Duds | |
Homestar Ruiner |
Mini-breads | |
nightlife |
Motherboard (covered in 70% cacao) | |
Homestar Ruiner |
Nougat | |
Baddest of the Bands |
Oatmeal | |
Baddest of the Bands |
Octopus | |
Baddest of the Bands |
Oliveloaf | |
Baddest of the Bands |
Omelette | |
Baddest of the Bands |
Oysters | |
Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 2.0, KOT's VOQPCS!, pizza joint, Homestar Ruiner |
Pizza | |
business trip |
Cans of Pork b/w Beans | |
the bet, boring (really) |
Pork Ramblins and Pork SnagglinsPork Ramblins and Pork Snagglins are kept in a large supply in The King of Town's pantry. They are most likely two different kinds of pork rinds, but the difference between Ramblins and Snagglins is unclear. | |
the bet |
Potate | |
Most in the Graveyard |
Pickled monkey fingers | |
Bug In Mouth Disease |
Prescription ice cream | |
rated |
Puppies | |
3 Times Halloween Funjob |
Raw eggs | |
winter pool |
Red Flavored Fluffy Puff Translucent Dessert Related Substance | |
Halloween Potion-ma-jig |
Regurgitated food (at least a ham sandwich that Homestar ate) | |
The Best Decemberween Ever |
Roast BunnyIn the song sung at the end of The Best Decemberween Ever, The King of Town is seen holding up a roast bunny and wishing it was supersized. | |
Homestar Ruiner |
Royal bologna | |
Homestar Ruiner |
Royal custard | |
Homestarloween Party, Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 2.0 (mentioned) |
Salisbury SundaesThe King received his year's supply of Salisbury sundaes while trying to invite Marzipan to a banquet, which never happened because after this he never called her back. | |
the bet |
Schenectady Crispies | |
8-Bit is Enough |
Scorpion Food (as Munchox) | |
The King of Town DVD |
Sheep (lamb chops) | |
Where's The Cheat |
Steak | |
keep cool |
Strong Sad's "disturbing soft-serve flip" | |
8-Bit is Enough |
Strudel | |
Homestar Presents: Presents |
Stuffinged Ham | |
Kick-A-Ball |
Sunflower seeds | |
Strong Badia the Free |
Swiss Cake Rolls (Creamy Ding Snack Cakes) | |
for kids |
The KOT's Good GravyThis foodstuff is found in an Easter egg by clicking on the words "Good gravy". It is sold in 104 oz. cans and its slogan is "I don't lets the Poopsmith near it!" | |
Strong Badia the Free |
Thin gravy film | |
3 Times Halloween Funjob |
Toilet paper | |
Halloween Fairstival |
Turduckens | |
No Hands On Deck! |
TV remote control | |
fan club |
Whatsit | |
Baddest of the Bands |
Wii remote | |
unnatural |
Wooden tables |