The Homestar Runner Enters the Spooky Woods

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"No amount of gulps can express how scared I am!"

The Homestar Runner ventures into the Spooky Woods to face three fears and earn back his corporeal form.

Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, The Homestar Runner (storybook), Pom Pom, Tiny-Handed Strong Bad, Strong Mad, Strong Sad, The Poopsmith, Coach Zee, Bubs, The King of Town, Homsar, The Cheat, Homestar Runner, Marzipan

Places: Storybook World, The King of Town's Castle, Spooky Woods, The Field

See The Homestar Runner Enters the Spooky Woods Costumes for more information on what everyone was wearing.

Date: Wednesday, October 30, 2019

Running Time: 10:05 (YouTube)

Page Title: The Homestar Runner Exits This Mortal Coil


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{Music plays as the cover of a storybook is shown against an orange background, titled "homestar runner enters the spooky woods contest" and subtitled "a thoroughly hallowed ween story for kids and children aboth"}

STRONG BAD: {narrating} The Homestar Runner Enters the Spooky Woods Contest. Er—never mind. {an X appears over the word "contest"}

{The first page shows The Homestar Runner against the same orange background, in front of a red-orange pumpkin. The caption reads, "Everyone loves The Homestar Runner. He is a terrific athlete."}

STRONG BAD: Everybody loves The Homestar Runner. {Homestar poses happily} He is an athletic terrife. {the caption changes to "athletic terrife"; Homestar plops down again and gives Strong Bad a weird look}

{The next page shows The Homestar Runner and Pom Pom in the storybook field.}

STRONG BAD: Once upon that singular time, The Homestar Runner and Pom Pom were playing it safe.

{The Homestar Runner concentrates for a moment with his eyes closed, then straightens, his eyes popping.}

THE HOMESTAR RUNNER: Mmm... ah! I did it! Now it's your turn to think about a soft pillow, Pom Pom!

POM POM: {bubbles, eyelids lowered}

{Enter Tiny-Handed Strong Bad, Strong Mad, and Strong Sad, each wearing a mask}

STRONG BAD: Up bounded The Fearsome Brothers Strong wearing scary monster outfits.

TINY-HANDED STRONG BAD: {wavy motion lines coming from his mouth} HORRORSHOW!!

STRONG BAD: Burped Strong Bad.


STRONG BAD: Squelched The Homestar Runner, and he lay down and died.

{The Homestar Runner lays down and turns transparent. A white ghost Homestar with a wiggly tail floats up from his body.}

TINY-HANDED STRONG BAD: Uh... that was unexpected.

STRONG BAD: Admitted Strong Bad just now.

THE HOMESTAR RUNNER: {as his ghost} Oh no! I gave up the ghost!

STRONG SAD: You'll stay that way unless you enter the spooky woods {the spooky woods is shown as ominous music plays} and face your 3 fears before the witching hour!

STRONG BAD: [Said Strong Sad.] Quothed Lord High Plotlayer.

THE HOMESTAR RUNNER: {determined look} It's what I must do! Let's go Pom Pom!

{Wide shot reveals Pom Pom is gone. Homestar looks distressed.}

STRONG BAD: But Pom Pom had already gone to a party at some rich kid's house.

{Cut to outside the Prince of Town's castle, where Pom Pom, wearing sunglasses, is floating in the pool. The Poopsmith bounces on the diving board repeatedly. Party music plays. Cut back to a close-up of The Homestar Runner.}

THE HOMESTAR RUNNER: {each gulp is simply captioned "gulp"} I (gulp) guess (gulpo) I'm on (gulpamundo) my own (Gulp Fantasy 2000).

STRONG BAD: Tedioused The Homestar Runner at great risk to the listenability of the story.

{Cut to the entrance to the spooky woods, where ghost Homestar floats in, looking nervous}

STRONG BAD: And so The Dead Homestar Runner entered the Spooky Woods.

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