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[[Image:thecheat physiology.png|thumb|[[Physiology of The Cheat|Yet another biological mystery]]]]
[[Image:thecheat physiology.png|thumb|[[Physiology of The Cheat|Yet another biological mystery]]]]
'''The Cheat''', whose name includes the [[integral article]], or pronounced '''The Chort''' by [[Coach Z]], is what could be called [[Strong Bad]]'s [[Strong Bad and The Cheat's relationship|sidekick]] and [[Strong Mad]]'s [[Strong Mad and The Cheat's relationship|best friend]]. According to his [[Yearbook Character Page]], his motto is "No rule is solid". He is at knee-height (1' 2" and 18lb., or 35.56 cm and 8.17 kg) and covered with yellow fur with prominent black spots down his back, similar to a cheetah. In [[secret recipes]] and [[retirement]], it is shown that The Cheat's skin is a pinkish flesh color under his fur. His arms resemble flippers (although he's still able to type and use a computer), and he doesn't have any legs to speak of. Instead, The Cheat crawls along ground on something similar to a [[Wikipedia:pseudopod|pseudopod]]. He has round black eyes and a pointed [[Physiology of The Cheat#Facebone|"facebone"]]. The Cheat presents an adorable figure that is marred only by his large [[The Cheat's Gold Tooth|gold tooth]], which he is hesitant to show, as seen in his character video. According to [[Fan Costumes 2018]], he molts regularly. Rather than shedding loose hairs in the way that fur normally would, he appears to shed an entire translucent layer of skin at once, similar to a snake. In [[lunch special]], Strong Bad says The Cheat reminds him of a [[duck]], and in [[huttah!]], Strong Bad suggests that The Cheat looks like "a [[cheese]], or maybe an [[anvil]]." Homestar once referred to him in [[Date Nite]] as a Trivial Pursuit cheese wedge.
'''The Cheat''', whose name includes the [[integral article]], or pronounced '''The Chort''' by [[Coach Z]], is what could be called [[Strong Bad]]'s [[Strong Bad and The Cheat's relationship|sidekick]] and [[Strong Mad]]'s [[Strong Mad and The Cheat's relationship|best friend]]. According to his [[Yearbook Character Page]], his motto is "No rule is solid". He is at knee-height (1' 2" and 18lb., or 35.56 cm and 8.17 kg) and covered with yellow fur with prominent black spots down his back, similar to a cheetah. In [[secret recipes]] and [[retirement]], it is shown that The Cheat's skin is a pinkish flesh color under his fur. His arms resemble flippers (although he's still able to type and use a computer), and he doesn't have any legs to speak of. Instead, The Cheat crawls along ground on something similar to a [[Wikipedia:pseudopod|pseudopod]]. He has round black eyes and a pointed [[Physiology of The Cheat#Facebone|"facebone"]]. The Cheat presents an adorable figure that is marred only by his large [[The Cheat's Gold Tooth|gold tooth]], which he is hesitant to show, as seen in his character video. According to [[Fan Costumes 2018]], he molts regularly. Rather than shedding loose hairs in the way that fur normally would, he appears to shed an entire translucent layer of skin at once, similar to a snake. In [[lunch special]], Strong Bad says The Cheat reminds him of a [[duck]], and in [[huttah!]], Strong Bad suggests that The Cheat looks like "a [[cheese]], or maybe an [[anvil]]." Homestar once referred to him in [[Date Nite]] as a Trivial Pursuit cheese wedge.
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The Cheat lives in the [[The King of Town]]'s grill which, according to [[Strong Sad]], is a nice place. The Cheat works at an unspecified tech company with [[Homestar Runner]] and Strong Bad at [[The Office]], possibly tech support. Strong Bad's retelling of how he met The Cheat in [[flashback]] professes that he was hidden in a giant [[egg]] containing a lifetime supply of fish sticks, though it's not clear if it can be taken as truth or not. No one knows when The Cheat's birthday (or Cheatday) actually is, so it is celebrated on April 18, the date on his [[cheatday|Scandinavian fake ID]], since it's the most likely day that his birthday isn't. According to the client list in the [[On Point Kings]] recruitment brochure seen in [[more armies]], The Cheat has a sister.
The Cheat lives in the [[The King of Town]]'s grill which, according to [[Strong Sad]], is a nice place. The Cheat works at an unspecified tech company with [[Homestar Runner]] and Strong Bad at [[The Office]], possibly tech support. Strong Bad's retelling of how he met The Cheat in [[flashback]] professes that he was hidden in a giant [[egg]] containing a lifetime supply of fish sticks, though it's not clear if it can be taken as truth or not. No one knows when The Cheat's birthday (or Cheatday) actually is, so it is celebrated on April 18, the date on his [[cheatday|Scandinavian fake ID]], since it's the most likely day that his birthday isn't. According to the client list in the [[On Point Kings]] recruitment brochure seen in [[more armies]], The Cheat has a sister.

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