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• "Oh, excardon me!"
• "I'm very sorry, ma'am, but could you help an old denominator, like me, gather his spectacles?"
• "I'm sorry, ma'am. Would you mind helping an old wintergreen gather his spectacles?"
• "Sorry to bother you, ma'am. Could you help an old Soderbergh gather his spectacles?"
• "Thank you, ma'am, would you care for a slice of gum?"
• "I have to be going, Ethel. I've got some important lines to stand in."
• "Ex-obably not."
• "Many combolations, Elizagerth! I hope you get all my... particles."
• "Hi there, Belindas!"
• "I'm Senor Cardgage for Senor Cardgage Mort-gage."
• "We can help you get a leg up on the pile!"
• "Low rates, percent signs... I dunno..."
• "No probalo!"
• "Home Lawn, Escrow, Re-Financin' — you name it, we've got it!"
• "Come along down for a free canceltation with one of our handsome talking experts."
• "One o' them said they'd buy me lunch. But I don't see nobody taking me to Chick-fil-A."
• "You're every welcome, Valerie."
• "Act now and see if you can stand to talk to me for more than four seconds!"
• "Look at this can of peas, Helvetica. Won't you help me buy it for you?"
• "I dan't know why. Exprecially since you have this can of peas to look forward to."
• "It won't be here forever. So come see me and this little dog for vera low prices!!"
• "Those were all good years. Don't let another minute go you by."
• "My left name is 'Tremendous Savings', Ms. America! Go out for a pass!"
• "Bring on down your whole fambly!"
• "We'll set up some tents and hot dogs for your... babies. Those like those, right?"
• "You doe NOT want to miss any Senorial Day savings action!"
• "Wake up! Senorial Day is here with the vengeance!"
• "You bet! How 'bout I hit ya on the slant?"
• "Let the little childrens go."
• "Alonzo Mourning to you, Myrtlebeth. Say hello to my tacklebox."
• "Well, if you could just sign right here on the dotty line, the adaption will be complete."
• "I got fourteen degrees while on my lunch take."
• "Now I can legally prescribe marriages in the state of Kansattica."
• "Good efening, Bontilda. Forty-twone will be on your lest."
• "Hey, Grendolyn! Don't bogart that settlement now!"
• "Why, hello, Mistretta. Check out Senor Cardgage's Intregway."
• "Dump tell no mandy, it's just a land mower turned bankways!"
• "If you help me buy it, I'll cut you in!"
• "Oh... I should eat a pony."
• "Oh. Hello-quialism. Who are these guys?"
• "This is not what I sagged on for."
• "Carrageenan, Monteljohn. Can you detect me to the nearest bus stamp?"
• "Where is Tompkins? Where is Cole Slaw? Here I am!"
• "Thank yo, Presbyterian."
• "Panctice... Squad... Cutterback."
• "Oh... Lifty Fernandez."
• "Grape... soda... banked?"
• "I'm sorry, Bridget, but can I steep some identificaption?"
• "Soggy, Junior. Come back when you're all grold up."
• "Oh, thanks for the recyclables, Angela. Thas will make a pretty good blanketer."
• "Hey, Brethany. Are you came to fetch the dodgers?"
• "No, the kids are all went to the mallvies."
• "If you go to the store, can you buychase me a cheese burgwich?"
• "No, I was just on my fiftee-nute break."
• "There were some ducks in the wadger, but they lest away, I guess."
• "Mostly linin' up the doughnuts... I dunno."
• "Okay then, Israel. I could really go for a nice cold marmalade."
• "That's real brootiful, Jennifer. Can I bo-roach it for my prong date?"
• "Okay. No thanks for all."
• "Is this where I pawnder my old pidgeon?"
• "Tablature, Fernelda."
• "Oh, I'm going to go back to bed now."
• "Wa-ha-hooo."
• "I don't think I've ever encroached for many years, back in the service, twice related."
• "A poolside affair."
• "Oh, not as well."
• "Well, I not as well."
• "You're not going to pretand, I can't break it off to you."
• "Have to go now."
• "This steak samwich is Beverly clearly my compooter, Bathsheba."
• "Hello, Chi Minh?"
• "Is this a Frank call?"
• "Thank you, Hot Pooey. Would you care to coincide?"
• "Oh...not much...I'm just...dying..."
• "Hot Pooey..."
• "My coma's toast!"
• "Oh! My Toyota Cressida!"
• "You rally might, Pez Dispenser."
• "Oh, my grabness, grabness. It really is... A Decemberween Mackerel!"
• "Conjunctivitis..."
• "Potrzebie, Calendula. I've been kuwaiting for you all nice."
• "Go ahead, take as money as you like. And then I'll call the police."
• "Prude me in, Couch Z. I'm Reggie Toupée."
• "No, I bronk my own."
• "It's clearly state-of-the-arp."
• "Mash play, Polenta!"
• "Protuberances abound, Regolith!"
• "I'm Seron Cardgage, the lead star from Characters Website!"
• "I'd like to pintroduce you to the Family Might/Could!"
• "Hedge, Package Sirloin!"
• "Excessive breeding, Mollytwice."
• "Cumberland down... to Terrible Herbst."
• "Ohh... I'm never gonna top that one..."
• "Proletariat, Gelzatrude!"
• "Course syllabus, Mandy-perth!"
• "Have a lunk at all my latent teep shirt desigms!"
• "Excuse me, Belinda, can you give me bank my tenny show?"