Teen Girl Squad Issue 9

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* Also at the end, click the "!" to see the "Over Achiever" strike Tompkins' homework.
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:'''TOMPKINS:''' ''(holding a piece of paper with mathematical symbols on it, graded "A+++++")'' Who did the rest of my pre-algebra homework?
:'''TOMPKINS:''' ''(holding a piece of paper with mathematical symbols on it, graded "A+++++")'' Who did the rest of my pre-algebra homework?

Revision as of 11:31, 20 June 2005

LEARNER'S OINTMENT!

When Cheerleader dies, the girls, along with an old man named Mr. Pitters, attempt to re-make themselves as the "Best Friends Squad."

Cast (in order of appearance): Cheerleader, So and So, What's Her Face, The Ugly One, Mr. Pitters, Learner's Permit Girl, Science Fiction Greg, Port-O-John, The Man with the Huge Mouth, Strong Bad, Tompkins (Easter Egg)

Date: June 20, 2005

Running Time: 2:05

Page Title: Summatime Style!

Contents

Transcript

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: Teen Girl Squad! Cheerleader! {screen shows Cheerleader, with "backyard pool!" next to her} So and So! {library!} What's Her Face! {24 hour diner!} The Ugly One! {parking deck?}

CHEERLEADER: Okay my spanish galleons, this summer's gonna be different! Say guh-bye to hanging out next to this old person!

{Mr. Pitters appears on the left hand side of the screen.}

THE UGLY ONE AND MR. PITTERS: Bye old person...

CHEERLEADER: Cuz now I'm best friends with an olda girl what has her LEARNER'S PERMIT!!!

SO AND SO & THE UGLY ONE: LEARNER'S PERMIT!!!
MR. PITTERS: {simultaneously} LEARNER'S OINTMENT!!!

WHAT'S HER FACE: I've had my license for a year-

CHEERLEADER: Stop saying words. here she comes now!

{Learner's permit girl appears and is driving really fast.}

LEARNER'S PERMIT GIRL: 10 o'clock and 2 o'clock!

{The Learner's Permit girl runs over Cheerleader. She dies.}

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: DRIVER'S ED'ED...DEAD

CHEERLEADER: Owww, my entire life!

SO AND SO: Whoa, Cheerleader's gone.

ALL 3 GIRLS: WE'RE FREE!

MR. PITTERS: We're ointment!

THE UGLY ONE: The tyranny is over!!

{So and So reappears in her opening frame...}

SO AND SO: I can overachieve like a bandit!

{...as does What's Her Face, who is thinking of Science-Fiction Greg...}

WHAT'S HER FACE: I can date science-fiction Greg again!

{...as well as the ugly one...who looks like a mess.}

THE UGLY ONE: I can stop showering!!!!

{...as well as Mr. Pitters...who looks like an old person teen girl, and wears a shirt with "boy toy" on the front.}

MR. PITTERS: I can be a teen girl!

{Two vultures appear over him.}

FIRST VULTURE: Ain't no teen girl.

{Cut to a dining room table where the vultures are seen eating Mr. Pitters.}

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: Chomp chomp chomp chomp...

SECOND VULTURE: Quite good, quite good.

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: ...chomp chomp...

{Cut back to the remaining girls}

SO AND SO: You guys, I think this might be the start of a kinder, gentler squad of teen girls.

{Cut to the intro to "Best Friends Squad." The normal music is switched for the Best Friends Squad theme, as sung by Strong Bad.}

STRONG BAD: A glue stick, some glitta paint, {a "GLOO STICK" is seen on the first part, some "GLITTA PAINT" on the second}
Words cut out from a magazine, {Cut-out words are placed to read "Scrap BOOKS R Scrap TASTIC"}
BFF carved in a tree, {A heart with "BFF" is seen on a tree}
That stands for BAOW! FOM! FROOSH! {We see that The Ugly One carved it with the Big Knife, and the tree breaks, falls on her, and spontaneously combusts.}

A port-o-john came to life, {Which is exactly what happens}
Put on a play with So and So. {The port-o-john and So and So are seen on stage. The port-o-john wears a crown and holds a scepter. So and So wears a hat.}
Unfortunately, they didn't {So and So pretends to faint, and the port-o-john catches her. Thy stand up, and The Man with the Huge Mouth appears in the audience.}
Get very good reviews. {The Man throws a spear, which goes through So and So and hits the port-o-john in the face.}

What's Her Face ate Staple Sauce, {What's Her Face is seen next to a giant bottle of "STAPLE SAUCE"}
A heaping bowl of Staple Sauce. {She eats a bowl of it, and keels over, dead.}
Then crazy Learner's-Permit-Girl {We see her in her car.}
Gave-me-a-ride to Babbage's. {Strong Bad appears on the hood of her car, and then they're seen at Babbage's.}

STRONG BAD: What?! They don't got no Turbografx games?!

{Cut to the ghosts of the girls.}

CHEERLEADER'S GHOST: Okay, my art galleries, let's get ready to be...

ALL GHOST GIRLS: {Cheerleader says this with her usual enthusiasm; the rest look downhearted.} SO DEAD!!!!

MR. PITTERS' GHOST: I look so good.

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: IT'S OVER!

Easter Eggs

  • At the end, click the "o" to see Sci-Fi Greg brag about how the ladies and Valkyries are all over his experience points.
SCI-FI GREG: I knew she'd come back to me. Ever since my experience points went into triple digits I've had to keep the ladies and valkyries off with a 2 handed plus 3 broad sword.
D N'D GREG: (leaning in from the left) Hey! Quit bitin my style!
  • Also at the end, click the "!" to see the "Over Achiever" strike Tompkins' homework.
TOMPKINS: (holding a piece of paper with mathematical symbols on it, graded "A+++++") Who did the rest of my pre-algebra homework?
SO AND SO: (leaning in from the right, wearing a Lone Ranger mask and a hankerchief over her mouth) The over-achiever bandit strikes again!!!

Fun Facts

Explanations

  • Although Strong Bad says BFF stands for BAOW! FOM! FROOSH!, the acronym is usually an abbreviation for "Best Friends Forever."
  • Sci-fi Greg's speech in the Easter Egg uses terminology from Dungeons and Dragons, or "D&D", which is why D'N'D Greg accuses him of "bitin' my style."
  • In America, a learner's permit is granted by some states to drivers as young as fourteen and once you have the permit, that driver must be accompanied by a licensed driver.
  • A galleon was a large, multi-decked sailing ship used primarily by the nations of Europe from the 16th to 18th centuries.

Remarks

  • This is the first time The Birds have appeared without being killed.

Inside References

  • Mr. Pitters's last line, "I look so good," is Cheerleader's last line in Teen Girl Squad Issue 1.
  • Inside Babbage's is a sign that appears to offer Cheap as Free software (it is partially obstructed).

Real-World References

  • Babbage's is a somewhat popular chain of software stores.
  • The TurboGrafx 16 was a video game console released by NEC in 1989, for the North American market.

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