Editing Teen Girl Squad Issue 6

[[Image:tgs6.PNG|thumb|Inside the lion]]

'''A Decemberween celebration from the TGS.'''

The Teen Girl Squad celebrate [[Decemberween]] by jumping into a lion's mouth for presents.

'''Page Title:''' ''(if accessed from [[Decemberween In July]])'' DecemberTeen Girl Squad 
<br>'''Page Title:''' ''(if accessed Teen Girl Squad menu)'' Secret Decemberween Gift Exchange!!

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Cheerleader]], [[What's Her Face]], [[So and So]], [[The Ugly One]], [[Lions|Gift Exchange Lion]], [[The Man with the Huge Mouth]], [[Smiley Face Man]], [[Hawaiian Guy]]

== Transcript ==
'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:'''Teen Girl Squad! Cheerleader! ''(Wants a pony)'' So-and-so! ''(Wants a savings bond)'' Whats-her-face! ''(Wants a new stepdad)'' The Ugly One! ''(Wants to be Cheerleader)''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Okay, my gallies, listen up! We have to draw names for secret Decemberween gift exchange. 

'''SO-AND-SO, WHAT'S HER FACE, and THE UGLY ONE:''' FUNTIME!

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Okay, chill. I put each of our names into this lion's mouth. ''(the screen pulls back to show a lion standing next to Cheerleader)'' Whats-her-face, you choose first.

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' I'm... hesitant.

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Fine then, you won't get any presents. 

'''THE UGLY ONE:''' I WANT PRESENTS! I WANT PRESENTS! CANNONBALL! ''(she jumps into the lion's mouth)''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' CHOMP!

''(cut to a table with three judges. Two of them are the Man with the Huge Mouth. The other is Smiley Face Man. They are all holding signs that say 2.)''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' TWO'D!

''(cut back to the girls)''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Uh, So-and-so, I'm thinking you're next.

'''SO AND SO:''' ''(thinking)'' Let's see... Lion's mouth plus Decemberween present divided by peer pressure times height equals... ''(out loud)'' TRIPLE SALCHOW! ''(jumps into the lion's mouth)''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' SHOMP!

'''SO AND SO:''' ''(from within)'' Come on in, the water's great!

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Last one in's a rotten friend! DOUBLE DOUBLE WHIPLESS MOCHACCINO HALF CAF! ''(jumps into lion's mouth, her leg is still hanging out of the mouth)''

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' SHOOP! ''(cut to the judges. They are holding signs with noses on them.)'' 3 noses?

''(cut back to Whats-her-face)''

'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' I'm vegan.

''(A guy in a Hawaiian shirt appears playing a ukelele, and a large pile of babies appears behind Whats-her-face, about to fall on her.)''

'''GUY WITH UKELELE (Singing):''' Wave o' babies.

''(cut to inside the lion. Cheerleader is upside-down.)''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Yo, this lion's innards are looking...

'''CHEERLEADER, SO-AND-SO, and THE UGLY ONE:''' SO GOOD!

'''SO AND SO:''' Here I got you this present. ''(hands a present to Cheerleader, who opens it.)''

'''CHEERLEADER:''' Oh, a giftcard for fashion, how did you know?

'''THE UGLY ONE:''' I got you this half digested gazelle carcass.

'''CHEERLEADER, SO-AND-SO, and THE UGLY ONE:''' GAZELLE CARCASS!

'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' It's over!

== Easter Eggs ==
*Click the O at the end in "It's Over!" for a small short with What's Her Face playing a game of Marco Polo with Cheerleader. Also, two babies (presumably from the Wave O'Babies) are clinging to her.

:'''Cheerleader:''' Marco.
:'''What's Her Face:''' Polo.
:'''Cheerleader:''' FiSH OUTTA WATER!!
:'''What's Her Face:''' Dag.

== Fun Facts ==
* This is the only issue of TGS with The Man with the Huge Mouth to have his mouth closed.
* This is the shortest issue of Teen Girl Squad so far.
* In the opening, it's the only time Cheerleader doesn't have something written on her dress.
* The Ugly One has sharp teeth when she runs past.
* The lion only has three legs.
* This is the only issue of TGS so far where nobody gets killed... even though hanging out inside a lion is probably detrimental to your health in the long run.
* This is the first time What's Her Face has taken  both of her hands out of her pockets.
* An unfinished version of this was shown at an appearence at the University of Central Florida in spring 2004.  Not all of the voices were dubbed yet (leading Matt to deliver them live), the line-up was out-of-order, and the cartoon cut off after both The Ugly One and So and So had been devoured normally.  In this version, the lion asked Cheerleader to make out, leading to What's Her Face being weirded out and the cartoon cutting off.  So and So was eaten when she approached the lion normally after saying the lion couldn't possibly eat two teenage girls.
*Double Double Whippless Mochaccino Half Caf is a Coffee drink from Starbucks.  Except it is really called a Venti Half-caf frapaccino w/o whipped cream (not all Starbucks serve this).
**Double Double refers to a coffee from Tim Hortons with two creams and two sugars.
*This toon can be accessed from two different urls: http://www.homestarrunner.com/tgs6.html and http://www.homestarrunner.com/dween_tgs.html.
*The three noses reference probably comes from an episode The Magic School Bus where the children bring in things to a contest where they are smelled and judged with noses being the score, the highest being five noses.

== External Links ==
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/dween_tgs.html watch "Decemberween Teen Girl Squad"]
*[http://www.homestarrunner.com/dween_tgs.swf view the flash file for "Decemberween Teen Girl Squad"]

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