Teen Girl Squad Issue 3

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Cheerleader's new fashion!

The crew gets ready for some summer fashions and WHAT'S HER FACE gets possum'd.

Page Title: TGS Numba 3

Cast (in order of appearance): Cheerleader, So and So, What's Her Face, The Ugly One, The Birds, The Man with the Huge Mouth

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Transcript

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: Teen Girl Squad! CHEERLEADER (boy crazy!)! SO AND SO (math crazy!)! WHAT'S HER FACE (whatev!)! THE UGLY ONE (actuALLy crazy!)!

CHEERLEADER: Listen gals, if we want to look

ALL: So goo-

CHEERLEADER: We've got to go get some SUMMER FASHIONS!

SO AND SO: I am SO there.

CHEERLEADER: We three can go to the mALL. WHAT'S HER FACE, you can go to a thrift store. Or junkyard.

{The sun turns into a buzzsaw and kills some birds}

SO AND SO: Before we shop, how about some PAN-ASIAN CUISINE?

THE UGLY ONE: Three spring rolls, please.

THE MAN WITH THE HUGE MOUTH: MSG'd!

THE UGLY ONE: Ow! My stomach lining!

CHEERLEADER: We'll worry about that one later.

MEANWHILE, AT THE THRIFT STORE

{A girl holds a sign that says "1 or 2 cent each item"}

WHAT'S HER FACE: These clothes smell like grandmas.

SO AND SO: Ready gals? This outfit-so good or no good?

CHEERLEADER and THE UGLY ONE: So good!

THE UGLY ONE: My stomach feels better!

CHEERLEADER (wearing an elephant head): I'm going for a whole new style!

SO AND SO and THE UGLY ONE: No good!

CHEERLEADER: Well, I think it's hella tight. And you guys need boyfriends.

SO AND SO and THE UGLY ONE: That's true.

WHAT'S HER FACE: I'm walkin home from the thrift store.

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: Poooosssssummmmms...!

CHEERLEADER: My card is totALLy maxorzed!

THE UGLY ONE: True dat.

SO AND SO: True that.

CHEERLEADER: Whats your problem?

WHAT'S HER FACE (happily): I met a possum.

SO AND SO: Good for you. Now let's attract some CUTE BOYS! Ready?

ALL: POSE!

WHAT'S HER FACE: My blood hurts.

NARRATOR STRONG BAD (singing): Teen Girl Squad! They're-teenage-girls-between-the-ages-of-thirteen-and-nineteen!

The End

Fun Facts

This is only Teen Girl Squad issue that doesn't have Strong Bad saying "It's Over!" at the end.

  • This is the only TGS issue to contain cursing/swearing.

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