Teen Girl Squad Issue 11

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'''Page Title:''' Eleven Division Titles!
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'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' Teen Girl Squad! Cheerleader! ''{cell phone!}'' So and So! ''{pager!}'' What's Her Face! ''{rotary phone!}'' The Ugly One! ''{geiger counter}''
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''{The episode begins with all four girls standing together with three rolled-up sleeping bags by their feet.}''
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'''CHEERLEADER:''' Don't look now, ladies, but... Camp Firstbasawassa's gonna be the bombier than ever now that they've installed...
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'''ALL:''' Working toilet paper!
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'''THE UGLY ONE:''' ''{nostalgically}'' I'm gonna miss the oak leaves.
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''{Close up on So and So}''
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'''SO AND SO:''' I can't go this year. ''{sticking tongue out}'' Judith is making me get a summer job at Shirt Folding Store.
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''{Cut back to all four girls}''
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'''CHEERLEADER:''' Your stepmoms is teh<!--[sic]--> facist.
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''{Cut to So and So waving goodbye to Cheerleader, What's Her Face, and The Ugly One, who are being driven away on a Firstbasawassa bus.}''
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'''CHEERLEADER, WHAT'S HER FACE, THE UGLY ONE:''' We'll try to miss you!
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''{A giant Grim Reaper appears in front of the bus, holding a hamburger.}''
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'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' ''{as Grim Reaper}'' Forbod.... ''{suddenly biting hamburger}'' Chomp!
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''{Cut to So and So at the Folding Mills Mall.}''
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'''SO AND SO:''' I love the mall! I wish the mall could be my ringtone.
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''{A large, magazine cut-and-paste style Judith appears in front of So and So. So and So appears terrified}''
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'''JUDITH:''' ''{shouting}'' Where have you been? Get back to work! A kid puked in dressing room 3!
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''{Cut to So and So}''
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'''SO AND SO:''' But it's my first day and I'm&mdash;
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'''JUDITH:''' ''{interrupting; holding up large name tag labled Mark}'' Here's your name tag, Mark! Now get to minimum wagin'!
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''{An astronaut suddenly appears and punches Judith}''
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'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' Meet a fist! ''{as astronaut}'' Ckhk. She killed my dog. ''{Judith falls over}''
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'''SO AND SO:''' Um... 'kay.
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'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' ''{as astronaut; suddenly appearing with a cape and flies away}'' Ckhk. Da da da da!
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''{Meanwhile at summer camp}''
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''{Cheerleader, What's Her Face, and The Ugly One are standing by a bunk-bed and sleeping bags. Cheerleader is wearing reading glasses and examining a script.}''
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'''CHEERLEADER:''' Does "ugs" have one "g" or two?
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'''THE UGLY ONE:''' ''{holds up two fingers}'' The deuce.
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'''CHEERLEADER:''' ''{tossing script away; reading glasses disappear}'' Alright<!--[sic]-->, uggs, since So and So's not here this year, ''{What's Her Face and The Ugly One appear pleasantly surprised}'' you're bunkin' with me! I'll take snoring over night terrors any day.
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''{Cheerleader and The Ugly One put arms over one another's shoulders.}''
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'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' Then who's sharing my bunk?
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''{Cut to the right side of What's Her Face, who is suddenly beside a an old, feminine racoon standing on it's hind legs and wearing a purse and bow. What's Her Face looks surprised.}''
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'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' ''{as racoon}'' Hiya, bunkmate. Do you love me?
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''{Cut to So and So at a folding station. A fat mat stands beside her.}''
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'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' ''{as fat man}'' Uh, excuse me, Mark.... I'm looking for a *cough!* present for my *cough!* wife for our *cough!*-iversary.
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'''SO AND SO:''' ''{appears love-struck and drools}'' A coughiversary?! How roman-
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'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' ''{as fat man; interrupting}'' *cough!*
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''{Coughs out what appears to be a miniature baseball stadium.}''
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'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' ''{as announcer in baseball stadium}'' ...and it's a double play! ''{fireworks appear}'' Yaaaay!
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'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' ''{as fat man; pointing at stadium}'' That's not my wife.
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'''SO AND SO:''' Um... 'kay.
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''{Cut to Cheerleader and The Ugly One in a canoe "Canoe Reeves".}''
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'''CHEERLEADER:''' Boys are an important part of life.
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'''THE UGLY ONE:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Canoes are an important part of life.
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''{The canoe lands on a patch of land with a sign "Them Boys"}''
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'''CHEERLEADER:''' Alright<!--[sic]-->, uggs, pretty up! You my wingman! ''{jumps into the air}'' Now let's go get us some boys camp!
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''{Cut to Cosplayover camp}''
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'''D N'D GREG:''' ''{dressed as a medieval swordsman}'' Welcome, fair maidens, to our fair village.
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'''SCIENCE FICTION GREG:''' ''{dressed futuristically}'' I think you mean... welcome, earthlings, to our fair star system.
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''{Cut to D N'D Greg and Science Fiction Greg}''
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'''D N'D GREG:''' Village!
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'''SCIENCE FICTION GREG:''' Star system!
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''{Cut closer}''
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'''D N'D GREG:''' Beholders!
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'''SCIENCE FICTION GREG:''' Sentient nebulae!
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'''CHEERLEADER:''' ''{appearing}'' Ai-ai-ai-ai-ya! I thought this was Coach Conrad's Sit-Up Camp For Shirtless Boys!
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'''SCIENCE FICTION GREG:''' ''{seductively; removing shirt}'' Oh, I can take my shirt off....
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''{Science Fiction Greg pulls his shirt up to just under his shoulders; a "voip" eminates from his bare chest and hits Cheerleader.}''
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'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' Blinding voip!
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'''CHEERLEADER:''' Ahh! My tan lines!
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''{Cut to So and So at her folding booth}''
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'''SO AND SO:''' ''{holds up shirt}'' This shirt is tr&eacute;s cut&eacute;e!
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''{So and So thinks while Strong Bad appears as a leprechaun and a security camera moves in from the right.}''
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'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' ''{as leprechaun}'' Oooh.... Shoplifting?
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''{Cut to The Ugly One and What's Her Face standing by Camp Counselor Shortshorts.}''
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'''CAMP COUNSELOR SHORTSHORTS:''' Okay, girls, I'm Camp Counselor Shortshorts. Now before you ask "Who's this square?", listen to this: ''{bends knees, throws hands in the air}'' Scha-wing! ''{points at girls}'' Not! ''{jumps in the air}'' Who let the dogs out!
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'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' Buh-arf.
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''{Guitar music begins to play}''
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'''CAMP COUNSELOR SHORTSHORTS:''' Now let's fellowship the pants off this place with a warbly campsong!
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''{Cut to What's Her Face, The Ugly One, and Camp Counselor Shortshorts by a campfire. Camp Counselor Shortshorts is playing a guitar.}''
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'''ALL:''' ''{singing}'' All the chumbly wumbly bear came a-tumblin' down....
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''{Cut to a bear selling beans}''
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'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' ''{voiceover}'' Did he sell beans?
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'''THE UGLY ONE:''' ''{extreme close up}'' Lord no!
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''{Cut back to the campfire}''
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'''ALL:''' Did he sell eggs?
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''{Cut to a bear selling eggs, which is immediately crossed out}''
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'''THE UGLY ONE:''' ''{voiceover}'' Lord no!
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''{Cut back to the campfire}''
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'''ALL:''' ''{singing}'' But he couldn't and he wouldn't and he shouldn't so he stapled it down!
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''{Suddenly, a muscular man with a paper bag over his head and wearing a Speedo™ appears with a chainsaw and cuts everyone into pieces.}''
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'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' Maniac in a speedo'd!
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'''THE UGLY ONE:''' I love summer camp!
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'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' ''{overlapping}'' Oh, the memories!
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'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' It's over!
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''{Cut to So and So in a jail}''
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'''SO AND SO:''' C-dog, Naptime, don't make the same mistakes I did. You guys are young. You got your whole lives ahead of you. Me? I'm looking at life plus whenever my step-mom picks me up.
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'''C-DOG / NAPTIME:''' Dag, yo.
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'''SO AND SO:''' Hey, Rubble D! Where my smokes at?
== Easter Eggs ==
== Easter Eggs ==

Revision as of 10:03, 17 July 2006

Teen Girl Squad Issue #11
watch Issue 10 Issue 1
"We'll try to miss you!!!"

Cheerleader, What's Her Face, and The Ugly One go to summer camp while So and So gets a part-time job.

Cast (in order of appearance): Cheerleader, So and So, What's Her Face, The Ugly One,

Places: Bus stop, Firstbasawassa

Date: July 17, 2006

Running Time: 3:30

Page Title: Eleven Division Titles!

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Transcript

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: Teen Girl Squad! Cheerleader! {cell phone!} So and So! {pager!} What's Her Face! {rotary phone!} The Ugly One! {geiger counter}

{The episode begins with all four girls standing together with three rolled-up sleeping bags by their feet.}

CHEERLEADER: Don't look now, ladies, but... Camp Firstbasawassa's gonna be the bombier than ever now that they've installed...

ALL: Working toilet paper!

THE UGLY ONE: {nostalgically} I'm gonna miss the oak leaves.

{Close up on So and So}

SO AND SO: I can't go this year. {sticking tongue out} Judith is making me get a summer job at Shirt Folding Store.

{Cut back to all four girls}

CHEERLEADER: Your stepmoms is teh facist.

{Cut to So and So waving goodbye to Cheerleader, What's Her Face, and The Ugly One, who are being driven away on a Firstbasawassa bus.}

CHEERLEADER, WHAT'S HER FACE, THE UGLY ONE: We'll try to miss you!

{A giant Grim Reaper appears in front of the bus, holding a hamburger.}

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: {as Grim Reaper} Forbod.... {suddenly biting hamburger} Chomp!

{Cut to So and So at the Folding Mills Mall.}

SO AND SO: I love the mall! I wish the mall could be my ringtone.

{A large, magazine cut-and-paste style Judith appears in front of So and So. So and So appears terrified}

JUDITH: {shouting} Where have you been? Get back to work! A kid puked in dressing room 3!

{Cut to So and So}

SO AND SO: But it's my first day and I'm—

JUDITH: {interrupting; holding up large name tag labled Mark} Here's your name tag, Mark! Now get to minimum wagin'!

{An astronaut suddenly appears and punches Judith}

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: Meet a fist! {as astronaut} Ckhk. She killed my dog. {Judith falls over}

SO AND SO: Um... 'kay.

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: {as astronaut; suddenly appearing with a cape and flies away} Ckhk. Da da da da!

{Meanwhile at summer camp}

{Cheerleader, What's Her Face, and The Ugly One are standing by a bunk-bed and sleeping bags. Cheerleader is wearing reading glasses and examining a script.}

CHEERLEADER: Does "ugs" have one "g" or two?

THE UGLY ONE: {holds up two fingers} The deuce.

CHEERLEADER: {tossing script away; reading glasses disappear} Alright, uggs, since So and So's not here this year, {What's Her Face and The Ugly One appear pleasantly surprised} you're bunkin' with me! I'll take snoring over night terrors any day.

{Cheerleader and The Ugly One put arms over one another's shoulders.}

WHAT'S HER FACE: Then who's sharing my bunk?

{Cut to the right side of What's Her Face, who is suddenly beside a an old, feminine racoon standing on it's hind legs and wearing a purse and bow. What's Her Face looks surprised.}

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: {as racoon} Hiya, bunkmate. Do you love me?

{Cut to So and So at a folding station. A fat mat stands beside her.}

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: {as fat man} Uh, excuse me, Mark.... I'm looking for a *cough!* present for my *cough!* wife for our *cough!*-iversary.

SO AND SO: {appears love-struck and drools} A coughiversary?! How roman-

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: {as fat man; interrupting} *cough!*

{Coughs out what appears to be a miniature baseball stadium.}

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: {as announcer in baseball stadium} ...and it's a double play! {fireworks appear} Yaaaay!

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: {as fat man; pointing at stadium} That's not my wife.

SO AND SO: Um... 'kay.

{Cut to Cheerleader and The Ugly One in a canoe "Canoe Reeves".}

CHEERLEADER: Boys are an important part of life. THE UGLY ONE: {simultaneously} Canoes are an important part of life.

{The canoe lands on a patch of land with a sign "Them Boys"}

CHEERLEADER: Alright, uggs, pretty up! You my wingman! {jumps into the air} Now let's go get us some boys camp!

{Cut to Cosplayover camp}

D N'D GREG: {dressed as a medieval swordsman} Welcome, fair maidens, to our fair village.

SCIENCE FICTION GREG: {dressed futuristically} I think you mean... welcome, earthlings, to our fair star system.

{Cut to D N'D Greg and Science Fiction Greg}

D N'D GREG: Village!

SCIENCE FICTION GREG: Star system!

{Cut closer}

D N'D GREG: Beholders!

SCIENCE FICTION GREG: Sentient nebulae!

CHEERLEADER: {appearing} Ai-ai-ai-ai-ya! I thought this was Coach Conrad's Sit-Up Camp For Shirtless Boys!

SCIENCE FICTION GREG: {seductively; removing shirt} Oh, I can take my shirt off....

{Science Fiction Greg pulls his shirt up to just under his shoulders; a "voip" eminates from his bare chest and hits Cheerleader.}

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: Blinding voip!

CHEERLEADER: Ahh! My tan lines!

{Cut to So and So at her folding booth}

SO AND SO: {holds up shirt} This shirt is trés cutée!

{So and So thinks while Strong Bad appears as a leprechaun and a security camera moves in from the right.}

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: {as leprechaun} Oooh.... Shoplifting?

{Cut to The Ugly One and What's Her Face standing by Camp Counselor Shortshorts.}

CAMP COUNSELOR SHORTSHORTS: Okay, girls, I'm Camp Counselor Shortshorts. Now before you ask "Who's this square?", listen to this: {bends knees, throws hands in the air} Scha-wing! {points at girls} Not! {jumps in the air} Who let the dogs out!

WHAT'S HER FACE: Buh-arf.

{Guitar music begins to play}

CAMP COUNSELOR SHORTSHORTS: Now let's fellowship the pants off this place with a warbly campsong!

{Cut to What's Her Face, The Ugly One, and Camp Counselor Shortshorts by a campfire. Camp Counselor Shortshorts is playing a guitar.}

ALL: {singing} All the chumbly wumbly bear came a-tumblin' down....

{Cut to a bear selling beans}

WHAT'S HER FACE: {voiceover} Did he sell beans?

THE UGLY ONE: {extreme close up} Lord no!

{Cut back to the campfire}

ALL: Did he sell eggs?

{Cut to a bear selling eggs, which is immediately crossed out}

THE UGLY ONE: {voiceover} Lord no!

{Cut back to the campfire}

ALL: {singing} But he couldn't and he wouldn't and he shouldn't so he stapled it down!

{Suddenly, a muscular man with a paper bag over his head and wearing a Speedo™ appears with a chainsaw and cuts everyone into pieces.}

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: Maniac in a speedo'd!

THE UGLY ONE: I love summer camp!

WHAT'S HER FACE: {overlapping} Oh, the memories!

NARRATOR STRONG BAD: It's over!

{Cut to So and So in a jail}

SO AND SO: C-dog, Naptime, don't make the same mistakes I did. You guys are young. You got your whole lives ahead of you. Me? I'm looking at life plus whenever my step-mom picks me up.

C-DOG / NAPTIME: Dag, yo.

SO AND SO: Hey, Rubble D! Where my smokes at?

Easter Eggs

  • At the end, click on the "O" to see What's Her Face with her bunkmate.
NARRATOR STRONG BAD: {as racoon} Bunkmate, can you help give me these {nine syringes appear in the racoon's hand} seventeen shots before I go into a coma?

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