Teen Girl Squad Issue 1
From Homestar Runner Wiki
(→Trivia) |
(→Trivia: Okay, you guys, I've gone down the YouTube upload list and I think this is the last one so far. Little do the TGS know that being arrowed will eventually come into fashion for teen girls.) |
||
(includes 15 intermediate revisions) | |||
Line 5: | Line 5: | ||
The very first one, which made its premiere in the [[Strong Bad Email]] [[comic]]. The girls get ready to LOOK SO GOOD, but many a problem do they encounter. At least Cheerleader looks SO GOOD! | The very first one, which made its premiere in the [[Strong Bad Email]] [[comic]]. The girls get ready to LOOK SO GOOD, but many a problem do they encounter. At least Cheerleader looks SO GOOD! | ||
- | '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Cheerleader}}, {{Film|So and So}}, {{Film|What's Her Face}}, {{Film|The Ugly One}}, [[Birds (Teen Girl Squad)]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#A Helicopter|A Helicopter]], | + | '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Cheerleader}}, {{Film|So and So}}, {{Film|What's Her Face}}, {{Film|The Ugly One}}, [[Birds (Teen Girl Squad)]], [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#A Helicopter|A Helicopter]], {{Film|Visor Robot}}, {{Film|Arrow'd Guy}}, [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#The Dinosaur|Dinosaur]], {{Film|Strong Bad}} (Easter egg) |
'''Places:''' [[Teen Girl Squad Locations#Teen Girl Squad Field|The Field]], [[Teen Girl Squad Locations#The Graveyard|The Graveyard]] | '''Places:''' [[Teen Girl Squad Locations#Teen Girl Squad Field|The Field]], [[Teen Girl Squad Locations#The Graveyard|The Graveyard]] | ||
Line 22: | Line 22: | ||
{{TGS1 Transcript}} | {{TGS1 Transcript}} | ||
- | ''{"iT'S OVER!" appears on the screen.}'' | + | ''{"iT'S OVER!!!" appears on the screen.}'' |
- | '''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' IT'S OVER!!! | + | '''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' IT'S OVER!!! |
- | + | ||
- | + | ||
== Easter Eggs == | == Easter Eggs == | ||
- | *At the end, if you click on the "whats her face" headstone Strong Bad will come out and have a little chat with Cheerleader. | + | *At the end, if you click on the "whats her face" headstone, Strong Bad will come out and have a little chat with Cheerleader. |
:''{Strong Bad walks on screen from the right}'' | :''{Strong Bad walks on screen from the right}'' | ||
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa, hey there Cheerleader. You lookin' soo good. You want to go take a ride with me up to ah, Checkers? Or Rally's? Or em, Sonic Burger? ...whatever you guys got here. | :'''STRONG BAD:''' Whoa, hey there Cheerleader. You lookin' soo good. You want to go take a ride with me up to ah, Checkers? Or Rally's? Or em, Sonic Burger? ...whatever you guys got here. | ||
Line 41: | Line 39: | ||
**In the [[Podstar Runner]] version, the screen follows the Strong Bad Easter Egg. | **In the [[Podstar Runner]] version, the screen follows the Strong Bad Easter Egg. | ||
*This is the shortest full-length TGS issue to date. | *This is the shortest full-length TGS issue to date. | ||
- | *The | + | *The [[YouTube]] description for this toon is "Trying to look so good results in fatal Arrowed-ings." |
===Remarks=== | ===Remarks=== | ||
Line 48: | Line 46: | ||
*You can still click What's Her Face's headstone after the Easter egg has been activated, but it doesn't do anything. | *You can still click What's Her Face's headstone after the Easter egg has been activated, but it doesn't do anything. | ||
*When Cheerleader says "Kristen, you look burnt or dead", Cheerleader's mouth is white instead of being dark. | *When Cheerleader says "Kristen, you look burnt or dead", Cheerleader's mouth is white instead of being dark. | ||
- | *Cheerleader's shirt says | + | *Cheerleader's shirt says "Diva". |
*When the girls are walking after So and So dies, What's Her Face doesn't have a mouth until she talks. | *When the girls are walking after So and So dies, What's Her Face doesn't have a mouth until she talks. | ||
Line 59: | Line 57: | ||
==DVD Version== | ==DVD Version== | ||
*The Strong Bad Easter egg plays automatically. | *The Strong Bad Easter egg plays automatically. | ||
- | **As a result, the "'''it's over!'''" screen appears ''after'' the Strong Bad scene | + | **As a result, the "'''it's over!'''" screen appears ''after'' the Strong Bad scene. |
== External Links == | == External Links == | ||
- | + | {{extlinks|tgs1|youtube=eJsqv3JStWI}} | |
- | + | ||
- | + | ||
{{Teen Girl Squad}} | {{Teen Girl Squad}} | ||
[[Category:Teen Girl Squad]][[Category:Podstar Runner]] | [[Category:Teen Girl Squad]][[Category:Podstar Runner]] |
Revision as of 23:52, 8 April 2018
Teen Girl Squad Issue #1 |
|
The very first one, which made its premiere in the Strong Bad Email comic. The girls get ready to LOOK SO GOOD, but many a problem do they encounter. At least Cheerleader looks SO GOOD!
Cast (in order of appearance): Cheerleader, So and So, What's Her Face, The Ugly One, Birds (Teen Girl Squad), A Helicopter, Visor Robot, Arrow'd Guy, Dinosaur, Strong Bad (Easter egg)
Places: The Field, The Graveyard
Date: Monday, December 2, 2002
Running Time: 0:52
Page Title: TEE GEE ESS!!
DVD: Everything Else, Volume 1
Contents |
Transcript
NARRATOR STRONG BAD: Teen Girl Squad! Cheerleader {screen shows Cheerleader, with "cheer!" next to her} So and So {fashion sense!} What's Her Face {unpopular!} The Ugly One {hygiene?}
{The four girls are standing in a nondescript field.}
CHEERLEADER: Hey gals, let's go get ready to LOOK SO GOOD!!!
SO AND SO: Word.
THE UGLY ONE: Word.
WHAT'S HER FACE: Word.
{The girls walk to the right. Some birds and clouds appear above them. A helicopter appears and attacks the birds, and Narrator Strong Bad makes helicopter shooting noises. The girls stop walking, and the scenery reverts to its original state.}
CHEERLEADER: Okay, now let's start LOOKING GOOD!!!
SO AND SO: A'ight.
THE UGLY ONE: A'ight.
WHAT'S HER FACE: A'ight.
{The Visor Robot zaps So and So's head with a laser.}
NARRATOR STRONG BAD: VOIP!
{So and So's upper body becomes a black pile of ashes and a skull.}
CHEERLEADER: Kristen, you look burnt, or DEAD.
{The girls walk right some more.}
WHAT'S HER FACE: I miss Kristin...a.
{Screen now shows The Ugly One, with numerous arrows flying through the air behind her.}
THE UGLY ONE: I have a crush on EVERY BOY!!
{Zoom out. The Ugly One is pierced by the arrows. We see the Arrow'd Guy, with more arrows coming out of his mouth.}
NARRATOR STRONG BAD: ARROWED!!!
THE UGLY ONE: OW! My skin!
{Cut to What's Her Face getting kicked by a dinosaur.}
NARRATOR STRONG BAD: PUNT!
WHAT'S HER FACE: Dag, yo.
{Cheerleader stands next to the headstones for So and So, The Ugly One, and What's Her Face.}
CHEERLEADER: I look so good!!
{"iT'S OVER!!!" appears on the screen.}
NARRATOR STRONG BAD: IT'S OVER!!!
Easter Eggs
- At the end, if you click on the "whats her face" headstone, Strong Bad will come out and have a little chat with Cheerleader.
- {Strong Bad walks on screen from the right}
- STRONG BAD: Whoa, hey there Cheerleader. You lookin' soo good. You want to go take a ride with me up to ah, Checkers? Or Rally's? Or em, Sonic Burger? ...whatever you guys got here.
Fun Facts
Trivia
- We know from the email comic that the members of Teen Girl Squad are Virginia, Joy, Kristen, and Jennifer. In this issue, only So and So is given a name: Kristen (or Kristina). The other members of TGS are not named individually. This is the only issue where one of the girls is referred to by a name other than the official one.
- Before moved to features, when this toon was still in the shorts section, the synopsis read "What's Her Face has a run in with a T-Rex. Other stuff happens".
- This is the only complete issue of TGS that does not end with an "it's over!" splash.
- In the Podstar Runner version, the screen follows the Strong Bad Easter Egg.
- This is the shortest full-length TGS issue to date.
- The YouTube description for this toon is "Trying to look so good results in fatal Arrowed-ings."
Remarks
- In the Easter egg, Strong Bad covers up the lines of the paper, whereas everything else in the scene doesn't.
- This is probably due to his animation being much more complex than anyone else's.
- You can still click What's Her Face's headstone after the Easter egg has been activated, but it doesn't do anything.
- When Cheerleader says "Kristen, you look burnt or dead", Cheerleader's mouth is white instead of being dark.
- Cheerleader's shirt says "Diva".
- When the girls are walking after So and So dies, What's Her Face doesn't have a mouth until she talks.
Real-World References
Fast Forward
- The image of the Arrow'd Guy killing The Ugly One is later used for the 404'd page.
DVD Version
- The Strong Bad Easter egg plays automatically.
- As a result, the "it's over!" screen appears after the Strong Bad scene.
External Links
- watch "Teen Girl Squad Issue 1" on the old Flash site
- view the Flash file for "Teen Girl Squad Issue 1"
- watch "Teen Girl Squad Issue 1" on YouTube
Teen Girl Squad | |
---|---|
Characters | Main: Cheerleader, So and So, What's Her Face, The Ugly One Gregs: Sci-Fi Greg, D n' D Greg, Open Source Greg, Japanese Culture Greg Minor: Arrow'd Guy, The Birds, Brainkrieg, Fighting Growlbacks, Manolios, Mr. Pitters, Mrs. Commanderson, Olympic Man and Coach, Peacey P, Quarterman, she likes cloth, Thomas, Tompkins |
Issues | Main: Issue 1, Issue 2, Issue 3, Issue 4, Issue 5, Issue 6, Issue 7, Issue 8, Issue 8½, Issue 9, Issue 10, Issue 11, Issue 12, Issue 13, Issue 14, Issue 15 SBCG4AP: Homestar Ruiner, Cave Girl Squad, Teen Girl Squad Meets Limozeen Toons: 4 Gregs, Decomposing Pumpkins |
Miscellaneous | Locations, Costumes, Theme Song, Fangs, -'d, Ow! My X!, Captioned Transitions |
Other | 404'd, Neon 404'd, Teen Girl Squadcast, Teen Girl Squad Deaths |