Teen Girl Squad Deaths

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The comic "Teen Girl Squad", written by Strong Bad, often has its characters die (or get injured) in each episode, due to being subjected to Strong Bad's overimaginative (and hilarious) cruelty.

Injuries and Deaths

Issue	Cheerleader	So and So	What's Her Face	The Ugly One	Other
1	N/A	"Voip"'d by Visor Robot	"Punt!"'d by dinosaur	"Arrowed!" by Arrow'd Guy	N/A
2	N/A	N/A	"Bat! Bat! Bat! Bat!" by Thomas (survived)	N/A	No "I" in Team Boy squashed by "Children!" truck
3	N/A	N/A	"possums..." (survived)	"MSG'd!"(survived)	N/A
4	"Cerebellum'd!"	Fell down a bottomless pit	Squashed by "NO pounds" (survived)	Squashed by "YOU'RE NOT" potatoes (survived)	N/A
5	"Sailing mishap!"	Punted by Cheerleader (survived)	N/A	"Perch!"	N/A
6	Decemberween Gift Exchange Lion (survived)	Decemberween Gift Exchange Lion (survived)	Wave of Babies (survived)	Decemberween Gift Exchange Lion (survived)	N/A
7	"Squished"	Mrs. Commanderson	Mrs. Commanderson	Mrs. Commanderson	Tompkins "died...somehow" (torso takes silver)
8	Eaten by shark	"Twelve-sided-die'd!" (by a twenty-sided die)	Eaten by shark	"Floor tom'd! Step mom'd! Pom Pom'd?"	N/A
9	"Driver's Ed'd!"	Put on a play with port-a-john, didn't get very good reviews	Ate a bowl of Staple Sauce	BFF-Bau! From! Froosh!	N/A
10	"Caber toss'd!"	p0wned by Tompkin's video game	"Lathe'd!" by A Mighty Warrior	"ARROWED II!" (saved by Strong Bad)	N/A
11	"Blinding Voip!" by Sci-Fi Greg's shirtless torso	Incarcerated after shoplifting(survived)	"MANIAC IN A SPEEDO'D!"	"MANIAC IN A SPEEDO'D!"	Camp counselor got "MANIAC IN A SPEEDO'D!"
12	Killed by USB dongle goblin falling	Run over by TINES racing car	N/A	"Bad Ju-Ju'd!"	Class Prez killed by falling USB dongle goblin
13	"Eau de Toilette!"	Garbage disposal	Snack mix, in Tompkins' parlor with the PRETZEL STICK!	"Dangled off a hotel balcony'd!""Then dropped from said balcony'd!" into a bayonet tailgate party	Tompkins: "BABYSAT!"
14	"Towel Boy'd Team Manager'd!"	So & So (as Scantron)'s Dixon Ticonderoga Laser Blade Attack vs. Mimeograph's Hyper Turbo Fill in the Blank Barrage	Revenge of the Cross Country Bake Sale!	N/A	Seniors:"Come-uppance" with garbage cans dumped on them
15	"Pretty Prism!"	"Betrayal!" by UbuntuFan91 (Open-Source Greg's Avatar)	"Sparrow'd!" (A new twist on an old classic!)	N/A	D n' D Greg: Gutted like sheep by Manolios Ugly One Japanese Culture Greg: "Uncanny Valley'd!" Tompkins: "Tenerrow'd!"
BotB	"Two Hand and One Foot Tapping Solo!" (Gary playing a drum solo)	"Roadie Miscommunication Mishap!" (run over by Limozeen tour bus)	"P-P-Punt!" by Perry, then "Arena Rocked!" (Cut in half by a helicopter propeller)	"English Lit!" (Larry breathing fire)	N/A

Analysis

Character	Survived, Uninjured	Survived, Injured	Survived (Total)	Survived Alone
Cheerleader	3 (TGS 1, 2, 3)	1 (TGS 6)	4 (TGS 1, 2, 3, 6)	1 (TGS 1)
So and So	2 (TGS 2, 3)	3 (TGS 5, 6, 11)	5 (TGS 2, 3, 5, 6, 11)	1 (TGS 11)
What's Her Face	2 (TGS 5, 12)	4 (TGS 2, 3, 4, 6)	6 (TGS 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 12)	1 (TGS 12)
The Ugly One	4 (TGS 2, 10, 14, 15)	3 (TGS 3, 4, 6)	7 (2, 3, 4, 6, 10, 14, 15)	3 (TGS 10, 14, 15)

Teen Girl Squad
Characters	Main: Cheerleader, So and So, What's Her Face, The Ugly One Gregs: Sci-Fi Greg, D n' D Greg, Open Source Greg, Japanese Culture Greg Minor: Arrow'd Guy, The Birds, Brainkrieg, Fighting Growlbacks, Manolios, Mr. Pitters, Mrs. Commanderson, Olympic Man and Coach, Peacey P, Quarterman, she likes cloth, Thomas, Tompkins
Issues	Main: Issue 1, Issue 2, Issue 3, Issue 4, Issue 5, Issue 6, Issue 7, Issue 8, Issue 8½, Issue 9, Issue 10, Issue 11, Issue 12, Issue 13, Issue 14, Issue 15 SBCG4AP: Homestar Ruiner, Cave Girl Squad, Teen Girl Squad Meets Limozeen Toons: 4 Gregs, Decomposing Pumpkins
Miscellaneous	Locations, Costumes, Theme Song, Fangs, -'d, Ow! My X!, Captioned Transitions
Other	404'd, Neon 404'd, Teen Girl Squadcast, Teen Girl Squad Deaths